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  • Опубликовано: 20 май 2014
  • Irish comedian Dave Allen tells a series of religious jokes.
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  • @user-lt9py2pu6u
    @user-lt9py2pu6u 7 месяцев назад +12

    Maybe just my age, but I find this stuff far funnier than anything around today. So glad that these comedies are still around to cheer me up.

  • @annazaman9657
    @annazaman9657 7 месяцев назад +26

    The fact that even the Catholics loved him just goes to show his total genius

  • @dukeofoven
    @dukeofoven 7 лет назад +187

    Although Dave routinely had fun with different religions he was never bigoted, vicious, cruel, used foul language or had an iota of hate in him. He was hugely intelligent, thought provoking and could tell a story that had you from the first word to last. As a kid he was my favourite comic on tv - it's only when they're gone do you realise how special some folk are.

    • @robashton5254
      @robashton5254 2 года назад +7

      Yes indeed

    • @malcolmabram2957
      @malcolmabram2957 9 месяцев назад +6

      Now if he did this with Islam? Not a woke comment, just a perceived observation. I love the Lord Jesus, but hey, I can laugh. He is a genius. If God had an issue with this man, then He would have an issue with me, as I find him funny. As you say, there is no maliciousness in his humour. And I agree, just pure slapstick.

    • @iandummer2502
      @iandummer2502 8 месяцев назад +1

      😊

    • @thomaswigfield7623
      @thomaswigfield7623 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@malcolmabram2957
      Malice, not maliciousness.

    • @lindafarnes486
      @lindafarnes486 7 месяцев назад +3

      He didn't use fiwl language because it wasn't allowed on tv back then. He did droo a clanger in I think a Parkinson intwrview once. They bleeoed it out for tv. Having had the pkeasure if seeing him twice on stage I can tell you he was certainly foul mouthed. But, really funny. My Grandma was Irish Catholic and taught by nuns. She had all her children baptised as C of E or who ever else was available at the time.

  • @williamhyde2310
    @williamhyde2310 7 месяцев назад +26

    My dad was a devout Christian and he would howl with laughter at dave's monologues 😊

  • @landscapedetective4064
    @landscapedetective4064 7 лет назад +14

    Many, many years ago I was dating a young American lass who was studying in London. She had never heard of Dave Allen so, for a laugh, I took her to see him live. Admittedly he was slightly more risqué in his live performance and occasionally used the 'F' word but he was a complete showman and really knew how to play an audience. My date thought him hilarious, even when he cracked a few jokes at her expense (she had a particularly loud laugh). Anyway, when Allen reappeared for his encore he had with him a bottle of champagne and two glasses. He poured both glasses, then walked down into the audience and handed one to my date. She was overjoyed and squealed with delight. I was just thrilled to be so close to the great man. What a performance, what an evening and what a gentleman! His like will probably not be seen again.

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 6 лет назад +7

    One of the greatest comedian/philosophers ever.

  • @danw1374
    @danw1374 6 лет назад +50

    "And he sees thar adam is happy" followed by a pause. Perfect comedic timing.

  • @sashamusgrave5186
    @sashamusgrave5186 7 лет назад +68

    Dave Allen was the greatest comedian who ever lived. May he rest in peace. forever missed and remembered X

  • @tonysuffolk4651
    @tonysuffolk4651 8 лет назад +100

    I am old enough to have enjoyed Dave Allen first time round. As a youngster I was becoming very doubtful about religion but was not articulate enough to discuss it in my social environment. Suddenly this guy appeared on TV and became a witty advocate for atheism. I took a lot of comfort from this. Dave Allen, you were a great guy.

    • @mihaimilan9598
      @mihaimilan9598 9 месяцев назад +9

      I had a similar experience with George Carlin and later on, once I moved to the UK, I discovered Dave. A man of true elegance and grace, of razor sharp with and eloquence. His humour I believe was a product of his many other qualities, and he was superb at it. I to this day speak in a rather peculiar manner for someone my age, particularly because as a young man I tried to emulate people like Allen. I'm glad to hear you found your comfort in knowing atheists can be funny, kind and cheerful. I sure am.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 7 месяцев назад +4

      I must be a similar age to you. If Dave Allen was on TV, my parents would let me watch it, even when I hadn't reached 10, but I wasn't allowed to talk. We laughed a lot, but nary a word was spoken, not even in the silent sketches like the best one ever (shown in this video. I couldn't tell you how often I've watched it!) After the show, we talked all about it!

    • @Bamsebrakar2011
      @Bamsebrakar2011 7 месяцев назад +2

      I remember vividly the weekly Dave Allen show as the highlight of TV humour in my early youth.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@y_fam_goeglyd Respect! Sounds like when Dave was on, it was time for a humorous sermon.

  • @GeoffreyJohns
    @GeoffreyJohns 8 лет назад +208

    possibly the best sit down comic ever

    • @Turrican60
      @Turrican60 6 лет назад +8

      No, not "possibly" - Dave is simply the greatest and will never be beaten.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 2 года назад

      even better standing up.

    • @ryandevlin8274
      @ryandevlin8274 2 года назад

      Hey, he literally sits down :p

    • @seanalbin
      @seanalbin 2 года назад

      Agree

  • @shamganguly8091
    @shamganguly8091 7 месяцев назад +3

    No one ever came nearer to Dave Allen as a comedian. His wit ,way of storytelling , timing and brilliant sketches is unparalleled. He used to keep audiences in his palm. I have watched him from his begging to end. The most intelligent comedian ever.

  • @priscillacook6742
    @priscillacook6742 8 лет назад +66

    I loved him as a kid and still love him...RIP Dave Allan . Legend

  • @dianahusband6160
    @dianahusband6160 7 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you. I forgot how wonderful Dave's humor is. I used to see him on Sunday nights just before Dr Who. I am so happy to have seen this.

  • @robbiesize
    @robbiesize 8 лет назад +5

    Loved this man as a growing kid. Love the nose g string idea. Public broadcasting at its finest.

  • @philster611-ih8te
    @philster611-ih8te 8 лет назад +209

    Nobody did religious jokes better than Dave Allen......They were hilarious and tasteful......

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 лет назад +17

      +philster611 Much better than people like Bill Maher, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr who do religious jokes, Dave had a down to earth approach. He never ridiculed anyone's belief in a God, it was religion and the rules and the stupidity of religion which he detested, and did not have any quarrel with people who believed in an afterlife/deity.

    • @PanglossDr
      @PanglossDr 8 лет назад +5

      +philster611 Just funny

    • @philster611-ih8te
      @philster611-ih8te 8 лет назад +8

      PanglossDr Yups....Classy and just funny...

    • @TheRadioAteMyTV
      @TheRadioAteMyTV 5 лет назад +4

      I love Dave Allen and his jokes are wonderful, but I think Eddie Izzard is a good run for the money with the religious jokes. Eddie's are pretty classic too. The both do them from the cerebral approach.

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 3 года назад +2

      No swearing or dirty talk either ...and...he was a staunch ATHEIST...I loved how he ended each show with good night and may your god go with you...very democratic...rest in peace Dave allen...loved and missed

  • @jelt110
    @jelt110 7 месяцев назад +4

    Dave was a true class act, I really miss this.

  • @NickW58
    @NickW58 8 лет назад +557

    The moment, and the way he says, "and he sees that Adam's happy" is complete comedic brilliance.
    By the way, I'm a 33 year-old atheist and have only just discovered this guy. Needless to say my day has just been made.

    • @abigaila8979
      @abigaila8979 8 лет назад +21

      +Nick Webb great taste! Dave Allen was the leading man at all times in my youth. Next was Dick Emery. Later I discovered Ben Elton
      May you have many days of wicked satisfying comedy to come Nick

    • @orionred2489
      @orionred2489 8 лет назад +13

      +Nick Webb I used to watch this in the early 80s. I didn't realize what an atheist was. I just realized today, that this guy was an atheist.

    • @Areyousayingidontknowmyname
      @Areyousayingidontknowmyname 8 лет назад +24

      +Nick Webb He was a firm fav when i was a kid. The way he told jokes was spectacular. No wonder i am a Atheist. I learnt from the best

    • @mcguipa
      @mcguipa 8 лет назад +13

      +Nick Webb cant believe I haven't come across him till today. Irish atheist 35. Dick emery as well.

    • @EvolBob1
      @EvolBob1 8 лет назад +15

      +Nick Webb - Yes, so silly god is trying to tell a woman what not to do... so there is this complete contradiction - of omnipotence missing the point. And Dave Allen doesn't need to say a word to explain it.
      I'd love to hear this joke at a Feminist convention...and if any laughed.

  • @PetrieRobert
    @PetrieRobert 8 лет назад +58

    As a small boy, I didn't really get the humour, but was awed by the sophistication and adult nature of his show. I reached for understanding.
    As an adult, today, I'm glad to say I'm not disappointed - bravo and thanks Dave Allen.

  • @miscellaneous.7127
    @miscellaneous.7127 8 лет назад +4

    Dave Allen is fantastic!!!

  • @lm7bird680
    @lm7bird680 8 лет назад +1364

    At a Catholic Sunday school a group of students were asked what they wanted to be when they grow up. The first kid said I want to be a firefighter, another said I want to be a priest, and this girl said, "I want to be a prostitute". The nun looks at the child in utter horror and says "You want to be a what?" The girl responds "a prostitute". The nun sighs relief and says "Good, for a second I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant."

    • @DutchPastaGuy
      @DutchPastaGuy  8 лет назад +19

      +Matt McAvay lol. reposted elsewhere.

    • @demolitionman8276
      @demolitionman8276 8 лет назад +8

      Oh that's... Wow

    • @saintpine
      @saintpine 7 лет назад +51

      At a Catholic Sunday school a group of students were asked what job their mother was involved in, a girl said, "uhm... substitute". The nun looks at the child in utter horror and says "you mean pro.... uhm ?" The girl responds "no that's my sister, she's a prostitute, my mother substitutes her when necessary".

    • @joannaschurmann3060
      @joannaschurmann3060 7 лет назад +1

      saintpine n mm kind. Soft porn
      C

    • @terraconensis2317
      @terraconensis2317 7 лет назад +4

      Catholicism is a pagan religion. It is not Christianity. The Bible is the truth

  • @ianwilliams6042
    @ianwilliams6042 9 лет назад +371

    I'd forgotten how funny Dave Allen was. Not only timeless, but actually more relevant today.

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +13

      Ian Williams I had forgotten all about him. how awesome to find vids of him here!

    • @tonyrestall2371
      @tonyrestall2371 7 лет назад

      a capella singing please

    • @rogerunderhill4267
      @rogerunderhill4267 6 лет назад +5

      Ian Williams I find I can’t watch a lot of the comedies from that era anymore. But as you rightly point out, this is timeless and still really funny :) I remember those nights as a young kid listening to him and laughing... ;)

    • @the_best_of_times
      @the_best_of_times 4 года назад +2

      Goes to demonstrate that some things just dont change.

    • @catwoman7462
      @catwoman7462 2 года назад +3

      If he'd been around today he'd have been cancelled because he would have made fun of that other religion nobody is allowed to make fun of.

  • @roberthenderson760
    @roberthenderson760 2 года назад +10

    Sadly missed, My goodness we need a Dave Allen these days. I am living in a dystopian nightmare devoid of true comedy.

  • @claesaxelsson8817
    @claesaxelsson8817 Год назад +21

    Probably the best comedian ever. Just sitting there and is just so funny

  • @charleshoernemann8661
    @charleshoernemann8661 7 лет назад +285

    Nobody could ridicule religion like Dave Allen. Miss you Dave...

    • @rjhyllevictor
      @rjhyllevictor 6 лет назад +10

      Charles Hoernemann Guess you havent seen George Carlin?

    • @mabenstein1
      @mabenstein1 5 лет назад +2

      and george carlin

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 5 лет назад +8

      George Carlin was too preachy, (ironically).
      Dave was ridiculing local beliefs and the world he grew up in.

    • @GIRLSMAKE12334
      @GIRLSMAKE12334 5 лет назад

      Cheepchipsable George was justifiably scathing and vitriolic.

    • @GIRLSMAKE12334
      @GIRLSMAKE12334 5 лет назад +2

      Cheepchipsable and no he was not “preachy”.

  • @blaisemorris7601
    @blaisemorris7601 5 лет назад +31

    He was a friend of my father during the 1970s and the fun they had with one other with their mutual friend was legendary. RIP to all three.

    • @Lee-nh5bb
      @Lee-nh5bb Год назад

      I wish you could tell us a little more! Did your father work in the television industry?

  • @TheComputec
    @TheComputec 8 лет назад +1071

    I loved the pope joke about the black cat... just about sums it up for me

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 8 лет назад +10

      +TheComputec Dave Allen doing green screen before green screen was green screen :)

    • @FraGiocondo9
      @FraGiocondo9 8 лет назад +4

      What did he mean

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 8 лет назад +2

      dxhangover I've not seen.

    • @pausvandelilithkerk6315
      @pausvandelilithkerk6315 8 лет назад +44

      +TheComputec he stole that joke from H.L Mencken. Th qoute goes :" A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it."

    • @ergbudster3333
      @ergbudster3333 8 лет назад +28

      +paus van de Lilith Kerk Yes, well, there's no such thing as a comic who doesn't steal jokes. Besides, it ain't the joke, it's the telling of it. Dave has impecable timing. And look at that shtick with the missing finger and the glass of booze. Will he knock it off the stand with his gesturing? How soon before he knocks it off?

  • @paddymuppy
    @paddymuppy 2 года назад +7

    Best Irish 🇮🇪 comedian

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 6 лет назад +5

    This man is genuinely brilliantly brilliantly funny - amazing he was never in States - and there is no one anywhere near like him today or in recent decades past. Skits are brilliantly acted and done.

    • @dusterss6290
      @dusterss6290 6 лет назад

      If you mean USA by states, they would have burned him alive,
      then sued
      and deported

  • @jayedgardyson1920
    @jayedgardyson1920 9 лет назад +299

    Utter genius... And way, way ahead of his time.

    • @lightawake
      @lightawake 7 лет назад +14

      Can't agree more. Sadly persecuted a couple of times during his career, for his comedy involving religion and swearing, otherwise he, no doubt, would have created so much more.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 6 лет назад +14

      He was actually banned from irish tv in the early 70s for his jokes about the catholic church, yet it was my irish grandmother, herself a devout catholic who adored dave allen and found his jokes about religion hilarious.

    • @geofo60
      @geofo60 6 лет назад +12

      He was a man of his time. A time when we could take the piss out of one another & laugh. Couldn't happen now, we're all scared of our own shadows.

    • @gurianboy
      @gurianboy 6 лет назад

      A Ward u

    • @aight365
      @aight365 4 года назад

      Yessir

  • @davidkavanagh8175
    @davidkavanagh8175 Год назад +4

    Just typed in best stand up comics, and this man is the greatest of all time.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 лет назад +18

    The man was singularly talented. He was story teller, joke teller, stand up comedian, sit down comedian, satirist, sketch writer & performer and actor. And he enjoyed nothing more than hosting large gatherings at the family home and making sure both adults and children had a wonderful time.

  • @acyour
    @acyour 6 лет назад +3

    DAVE ALLEN has always been my favorite comedian!!!! thank you

  • @angr3819
    @angr3819 2 года назад +4

    Thank you.
    Sadly missed. Best comedian ever and we did have some fantastic ones.

  • @gotonkar
    @gotonkar 2 года назад +15

    Brilliant on so many levels: comedy, social commentary, and of course religion.

  • @sun3011
    @sun3011 6 лет назад +2

    loved these!!!! best EVER!!!

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 6 лет назад +66

    _"I see a snake, I'll back off. One starts talking, I'll crap myself!"_
    Man alive, was Dave Allen great.

  • @antonofaolain7366
    @antonofaolain7366 8 лет назад +78

    My Irish Catholic father absolutely adored Dave Allen and especially loved his parodies of his beloved religion.

    • @olivem.9588
      @olivem.9588 4 года назад +3

      He saved my father's life!

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 3 года назад +1

      @@olivem.9588 How come?

    • @olivem.9588
      @olivem.9588 3 года назад +3

      @@Jonqen Dave Allen helped revive my father's spirit during the difficult days of the Troubles and the time after my father became a widower in his early 50s etc.

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 3 года назад +4

      @@olivem.9588 That sounds lovly. I'm sorry for all your father had to go through

  • @wishmaster7438
    @wishmaster7438 4 года назад +9

    Dave Allen was my favourite comedian during the 1970s.

  • @Curator134
    @Curator134 8 лет назад +11

    I grew up watching Dave Allen he was and is my hero!

  • @dem3850
    @dem3850 3 года назад +20

    This guy was great. He became known in Australia before UK. A very funny man, I hope he's at peace now.

  • @LeafInTheStream
    @LeafInTheStream 3 года назад +10

    I'd forgotten all about this guy. I used to watch him as a 13 year-old on Canadian TV, but beyond that I couldn't remember any specifics. Clicking on this video, I had no idea what to expect.
    Excellent. Great entertainer, a real urbane wit. They don't make 'em like this anymore. Thanks for sharing this video. A real trip down memory lane.

  • @philipdurling1964
    @philipdurling1964 2 года назад +53

    Saw him live in London during the 1970's. I had tears of laughter running down my face for the entire show and left the theatre with sore ribs. I never laughed so much.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 Год назад +5

      His observations of life were brilliant. And so true 🤣

    • @connclissmann6514
      @connclissmann6514 8 месяцев назад +1

      I can only say I'm jealous. I happily got to see him on TV at the time, but would have loved to see him live.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 7 месяцев назад

      Yes - like Billy Connolly, he should have come with a health warning.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 6 лет назад +13

    That sketch of the two funeral parties racing to get to the graveyard first is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @delord1619
    @delord1619 7 лет назад +5

    This is one of the very few things I miss, not having a TV... every Saturday night, Inez and I would sit back and watch BBC reruns and howl with laughter. Dave Allen was our favorite.

  • @notthatguy1447
    @notthatguy1447 5 лет назад +7

    I grew up watching him on PBS. He entertained as well as informed and enlightened my young mind.

  • @sonny6733
    @sonny6733 8 лет назад +32

    I remember seeing Dave Allen on the t.v., in the '70's, when I was a kid growing up. I liked him. Good memories.

    • @crumpingtons
      @crumpingtons 2 года назад +1

      They use to show Dave Allen at !arge on late night tv here in the us in the late 70s, early 80s. A big hit at our house!

  • @MasterJTLS
    @MasterJTLS 3 года назад +6

    That funeral sketch is sheer genius!!!

  • @nunyabusiness5400
    @nunyabusiness5400 9 месяцев назад +4

    I watched Dave as kid - decades ago & I can still watch the same sketches / listen to him & STILL laugh myself stupid. Dave, you gave the world endless joy & I'll miss you 'til my last day. THANK YOU!!

  • @andreastewart8871
    @andreastewart8871 5 лет назад +5

    Absolutely brilliant!! One of my favourites

  • @frglee
    @frglee 8 лет назад +9

    Aaah they don't make 'em like Dave Allen any more,do they? I can remember his programmes back in the late 60's with my whole family sitting watching as if Dave Allen was sitting in the living room with us. A great story teller, very warm, very human, very funny and much loved.

  • @frisco21
    @frisco21 7 лет назад +9

    I remember this guy from the 70s. He had some great material and an excellent delivery.

  • @deby7821
    @deby7821 3 года назад +13

    Ok..as the ("good") Catholic girl I am, I am hooked..I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time, thank you !😂🤣😅

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 8 лет назад +62

    Dave Allen is the bee's knees! He is awesome. I have been laughing at his jokes for 40 years! His delivery and timing are perfect.

  • @douglashedberg7414
    @douglashedberg7414 8 лет назад +6

    One of the best stand up comedian all time

    • @marsvltor2
      @marsvltor2 8 лет назад +1

      +Douglas Hedberg 'Sit down' comedian, surely!!!

    • @douglashedberg7414
      @douglashedberg7414 8 лет назад +1

      I saw him live in London and he stand up;-)

  • @engineeredlifeform
    @engineeredlifeform 2 года назад +9

    I used to watch him as a kid in the 70s, and his stuff is still relevant today.

  • @13vanhalen
    @13vanhalen 7 лет назад +71

    dave allen he is more funnier than most comics today

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 3 года назад +20

    The moment he plays God watching Adam... and he sees Adam is happy.... pure comedy gold.

  • @maxwellfan55
    @maxwellfan55 8 лет назад +5

    Been no one like him since. Quality and talent.

  • @catholiccrusader5328
    @catholiccrusader5328 5 лет назад +132

    Growing up Irish-Catholic must have been a very negative experience for a lot of Irish people. I'm a black Catholic but went to an Irish-Catholic grammar school. It was the most traumatic time in my life. I'm still a devout Catholic but I made sure that none of my kids went to religious schools and that doesn't only apply to Catholic ones, I attended a Presbyterian college for a trimester; same experience. Like a Jewish doctor friend of mine once said "I love GOD it's HIS 'employees' that I don't like;" my exact sentiments.

    • @ezekielbennetts1093
      @ezekielbennetts1093 11 месяцев назад +8

      If i had kids no way am i putting them in a public school with the craziness these days

    • @farouqomaro598
      @farouqomaro598 11 месяцев назад +8

      Not just growing up Catholic. Growing up in some other religions as well

    • @florenceobrien2822
      @florenceobrien2822 10 месяцев назад +1

      I agree had terrible time with nuns growing up nasty

    • @RickSuaz
      @RickSuaz 9 месяцев назад

      You are a black Catholic? Like you are a black person who is Catholic????

    • @honest....
      @honest.... 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@melianna999 you fucking idiot you pray to god not to holy priests there are no holy priests you brainwashed headcase

  • @LW1Tok
    @LW1Tok 4 года назад +6

    I just discovered this guy and I just love him already.

  • @schidrach
    @schidrach 6 лет назад +4

    Man, I'm glad I found this channel! What a funny guy! Thanks for the upload.

  • @charlesstone591
    @charlesstone591 8 лет назад +562

    A priest is walking home from work, when he sees a small boy in the street with a box of kittens. "Wow, there's some cute kittens you've got there, son!" Says the priest"Yes, they're Christian kittens" The boy replies "Aw, thats sweet" A week later, the same priest is walking back from a church meeting with his friend, when he sees the same boy with his kittens. "Judy, go and ask that boy what he's got in that box. He's got the cutest answer" Said the man Judy walks over to the boy and asks: "Hey, what do you have there? Those kittens are so sweet" "Yes" Replies the boy "They're Atheist kittens" "What?" Said the priest "Last week you said they were Christian kittens" "Yeah, but now their eyes are open" Replied the boy

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 5 лет назад +11

      Should be the other way around.

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 5 лет назад +6

      If their eyes were open they would know Jesus.

    • @stevenrobertson8866
      @stevenrobertson8866 5 лет назад +52

      @@julienielsen3746 😂😂😂 best joke I've seen today

    • @seansteel3326
      @seansteel3326 5 лет назад +3

      LOL !!

    • @mikakorhonen5715
      @mikakorhonen5715 5 лет назад +5

      @Claudia T What kind of drugs are you using? Say no to priest when they next time try to sell their bullshit.

  • @ferrinadelfini5800
    @ferrinadelfini5800 7 лет назад +6

    One of my favorite comedian, I never tire of watching him!

  • @alnwick00
    @alnwick00 5 лет назад +7

    I had forgotten about this guy. He was always funny. Thanks for sharing.

  • @brendacreighton9518
    @brendacreighton9518 5 лет назад +8

    Sorry to read that this funny man is gone. I used to watch his show when I was in high school, late night. Haven't seen him in years. Glad to have found this video. Thanks for posting from Canada.

  • @ergbudster3333
    @ergbudster3333 8 лет назад +219

    A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar in New York City. The bartender sees them and yells "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

  • @hajjibarbara2900
    @hajjibarbara2900 6 лет назад +4

    Brings back the good old days when there were only 4 channels. I used to stumble upon this gem of a show late at night on PBS when there was nothing on ABC, CBS, or NBC.

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 5 лет назад +32

    We were a strict Irish Catholic family but my dad loved Dave Allen. I saw him live in Melbourne, Australia and injured my leg from laughing so much. The Catholic clergy loved him too, especially the confession sketches.

    • @melianna999
      @melianna999 9 месяцев назад +2

      We only can hope that God has great sense of humor.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 7 месяцев назад

      @@melianna999 Oh I believe he has - who do you think was inspiring Dave! Could only BE God - or if not, that, er, other guy. My money's on GOD.

    • @melianna999
      @melianna999 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ianbartle456 We know when we get
      there.

  • @MegaWelshie1
    @MegaWelshie1 9 лет назад +70

    I think it's wonderful that I live in a society where I can actually laugh out loud about religion without any fear at all. My thoughts are with the families of those who lost their lives today in Paris.......

    • @TheTeddyZerg
      @TheTeddyZerg 9 лет назад +11

      Hopefully they didn't get buried on the same day.

    • @user-ko9tf2by9l
      @user-ko9tf2by9l 9 лет назад +3

      Hi guys im arab is this a bad time ? :)

    • @user-ko9tf2by9l
      @user-ko9tf2by9l 9 лет назад +11

      ***** lol​​​ well im not a Muslim im atheist . But i notice that ppl using the word arab in the charlie hepdo death video .
      This is just like watching black guy killing a white guy and saying those black ppl are horrible and criminals :(

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Год назад +4

    Absolutely brilliant!... Still laugh out loud after all these years. Still relevant today!. 🤣 Nuff said!.

  • @EngineeringVignettes
    @EngineeringVignettes 8 лет назад +24

    "Is that bloody nun out there again?", I actually remember that one from when i was in high school. One of my favorites.

  • @nickjonesCSM
    @nickjonesCSM 5 лет назад +9

    A god of comedy, always always the funniest man ever.

  • @TheMarkthatis
    @TheMarkthatis 8 лет назад +249

    A novice nun joins a convent, she is shown her simple room with a mattress and blanket and has one meal a day. She has taken a vow of silence but once a year can speak only 2 words. The end of the first year she goes before the mother superior and says "more food", another year goes by and she goes before the mother superior and says "more blankets". At the end of the third year she goes again before the mother superior and says "can't stay", the mother superior says "thank God you've done nothing but complain since you got here".

    • @DutchPastaGuy
      @DutchPastaGuy  8 лет назад +6

      +Mark Ford nice. re-posted elsewhere. :)

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 7 лет назад

      Mark Ford

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +1

      Mark Ford Yep, I heard Dave Allen tell that one. Quite funny. ;^D

    • @purger176
      @purger176 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Ford 🤣😂🤣!

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alittleinall7745
    @alittleinall7745 7 лет назад +7

    Dave Allen was second to none,unforgettable tv shows!thank you for posting. It´s always worthy seeing!

  • @hugholiveiro2081
    @hugholiveiro2081 5 лет назад +1

    SADLY MISSED......MORE PLEASE!

  • @AlecTaylor40
    @AlecTaylor40 8 лет назад +9

    Im a scotsman but i loved dave allen, he was a comic genius Even though i am a god fearing catholic..

  • @jackgee7355
    @jackgee7355 6 лет назад +11

    That cat joke is probably the best thing ever to come out of a comics mouth 😂 absolute class act

  • @RVRayRay
    @RVRayRay 3 года назад +7

    My pops used to watch Dave Allen all the time when I was a kid and he would laugh non-stop. I didn’t think Dave Allen was funny until I grew up. This man is a legend!

  • @leishayoung4124
    @leishayoung4124 6 лет назад +23

    "He sees that Adam is happy..." - OMFG where has this man been all my life? Why have I never heard of him?
    Why???

  • @EileenGoehring-lb8hy
    @EileenGoehring-lb8hy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Loved Dave Allen watched all his showed 🙂♥️ R.I.P

  • @fatbelly27
    @fatbelly27 8 лет назад +18

    The coffin sketch from 8:35 is a brilliant piece of silent comedy. The 70s was a great era for tv comedy.

    • @trent0heart
      @trent0heart 8 лет назад +2

      Benny hill, the Pythons, Sullivan, Allan.
      Hell, I think Saturday night Live first aired in the 70's.
      Good times.

  • @paulberesford9360
    @paulberesford9360 5 лет назад +8

    An absolute comic genius who truly stands the test of time.

  • @SneakyShark
    @SneakyShark 5 лет назад +7

    Happy memories as a kid watching Dave Allen as a family. Still love him to this day :)

  • @senorkaboom
    @senorkaboom 8 лет назад +22

    In the late 70's, a station out of Smell A, channel 9, I believe, ran Dave Allen At Large at 11:00 and my dad loved the show. He enjoyed the way Allen told a joke and his comedy skits. Watching this makes me think of my dad and hearing him laugh.

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +6

      senorkaboom For a while, Dave Allen At Large was run late night on PBS in Chicago. Used to laugh my ass off at this man and his genius. No, there is nobody even close. And he didn't have to swear to get his point across.

    • @paulsmith1879
      @paulsmith1879 7 лет назад +2

      senorkaboom
      Grew up watching him with my dad in the 70s, and took my dad to see him live in the 90s, thought my old man was going to literally die laughing at one stage😂.
      Fond memories as they are both now no longer with us.
      Dave Allen is one of the top 3 for me along with a Bill Hicks and Eddie Izard.

    • @FrAntixBeat
      @FrAntixBeat 7 лет назад +1

      A family favourite. He was my idol when I was a kid.

  • @paulgreen1050
    @paulgreen1050 Год назад +56

    Pure comedy genius 🤣 rip 🙏 Dave Allen .

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 7 месяцев назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @alixena9340
    @alixena9340 8 лет назад +23

    I am glad that my Dad used to watch this guy when I was a kid, it made me think about the topics Dave Allen talks about instead of just believing what I was told. Funny thing is, my Dad went on to become a lay preacher. And that last gag at the end about the wall in Heaven I still quote today. Sums up religion to me.

  • @wafldread2770
    @wafldread2770 4 года назад +8

    Dave Allen was one of the greatest stand ups of all time. His monologes were amazing & a joy to watch..

    • @nunyabusiness5400
      @nunyabusiness5400 9 месяцев назад

      Sorry - he was THE greatest. No one has ever come close. I know some folk will disagree :D

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@nunyabusiness5400yeah, I disagree. I am thinking you never saw Billy Connolly.

    • @nunyabusiness5400
      @nunyabusiness5400 7 месяцев назад

      I did see connolly..
      Dave still did it for me...each to our own.

  • @johnsinclair2231
    @johnsinclair2231 6 лет назад +12

    Those were the days no PC just fun what a loss if the world only listened to him we would not be in this miss RIP DAVE

  • @pradipthomas8779
    @pradipthomas8779 5 лет назад +14

    He was a household favourite. My father enjoyed his irreverence and his glass of whisky. Thankful to folks like Allen who have given us so many laughs.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 7 месяцев назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @gmaccruyff55
    @gmaccruyff55 8 лет назад +335

    In the 70s we had Dave Allen on TV! Now we have knobs like Chris Evans on TV!

    • @Paulfieldz
      @Paulfieldz 8 лет назад +23

      +gmaccruyff55 you have a knob like chris evans ?

    • @kevinmcguffin7069
      @kevinmcguffin7069 8 лет назад +18

      +gmaccruyff55 . We use a remote on our tv. no knobs.

    • @fortuner123
      @fortuner123 8 лет назад +3

      The only reason they are interested in suffering his ginger haired knob is for his money.

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 8 лет назад +12

      +Alix van Durand... I love Dave Allen, but think Chris Evans is mostly a prick...I regard this as perfectly normal behaviour

    • @user-ow6vv3pn3v
      @user-ow6vv3pn3v 8 лет назад +3

      Oh come on thats just a nostalgia thing.Look at Ricky Gervais for example.He's just an amazing comedian.

  • @john-peterhundt5662
    @john-peterhundt5662 3 года назад +2

    A priest and a minister and a rabbit go into a pub. "I think I'm a typo" says the rabbit.

  • @RobF3003
    @RobF3003 8 лет назад +15

    God Bless Dave Allen.
    After He's finished telling him off, of course.

  • @aviewtoill
    @aviewtoill 8 лет назад +208

    Comedy at it's best, sadly missed

    • @hamdsheikh9205
      @hamdsheikh9205 7 лет назад +10

      Yehp, one of the very few people who actually know how to make jokes, many famous "comedians" these days just throw around some insults with no wit and for some reason are called funny...

    • @JanetteBuhler
      @JanetteBuhler 7 лет назад +2

      +Hamd Sheikh --> True that!

    • @EvilSean62
      @EvilSean62 7 лет назад +6

      totally ... i find the current trend of "lets see who can say a naughty word " ... imbecilic and childlike .. ultimately it sets its own boundary too ... when you have oushed the boundary to the limit and beyond ... then where do you go ?

    • @jaid2383
      @jaid2383 7 лет назад +1

      Evil Sean Even further - it's called progress/moving forward.

    • @EvilSean62
      @EvilSean62 7 лет назад +4

      yes i agree ... but if you take that to its logical conclusion ... thats not a happy place .. all humour would be pushed as far forward as possible ... so , just people throwing shit at each other naked whilst orgasming and screaming obscenities really ... maybe ok for some people , i like my stuff slightly more cerebral with occasional dick jokes and pie throwing...peace

  • @neilswift2203
    @neilswift2203 6 лет назад +10

    Legend. The Adam and Eve monologue where he said "and God see's that Adam was happy" hit home with me.

  • @williamrobinson7435
    @williamrobinson7435 Год назад +1

    Brings back memories. A truly brilliant man. 🌟👍

  • @lisaprince4845
    @lisaprince4845 6 лет назад +2

    His humor is brilliant sharp spot on. Yet whistle clean

  • @sethwetzel974
    @sethwetzel974 8 лет назад +11

    That was really funny and I loved the part where they were racing with the coffins to bury the people!!!! Hilarious!!!!! I still got tears from that one!!!!!!! Thank you DutchPastaGuy for posting this!!!!! You take care my friend!!!!!

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 9 лет назад +12

    I remember this guy so long ago. He's hilarious thank you now I know his name and here he is all over youtube. I can watch him again.

  • @fionacampbell3751
    @fionacampbell3751 4 года назад +11

    This guy was a legend I am catholic and watched him from a very early age

  • @reasondroid5544
    @reasondroid5544 7 лет назад +194

    The very last joke, Catholics like to think they are the only ones 'here' (in heaven), goes for pretty much most religions. Love that joke.

    • @prben2
      @prben2 7 лет назад +11

      Religion is a poison and a hindrance to progress and true enlightenment.

    • @googlesuxbigtime1227
      @googlesuxbigtime1227 7 лет назад +5

      Spiritualism, and religion are not the same. Most folks who describe themselves as a Spiritualist. Reject organized religion.

    • @reasondroid5544
      @reasondroid5544 7 лет назад +1

      Googlesux Bigtime - Spiritualism is such a broad word though. I know many church going Christians who immediately will deny they follow a religion and claim they are what many would define as spiritualism.

    • @reasondroid5544
      @reasondroid5544 7 лет назад +5

      Mind-land Hopping - Yes, I had a Christian cousin of mine (who is a pastor) tell me, he understands me completely (I'm atheist) because he is "also against religion". ...Funny because I know this bullshit all to well....How? Well I grew up in it. I remember a time when one of the churches I went to was considered 'progressive' because women didn't have to wear head scarfs anymore and could wear makeup. In this 'progressive' church we were 'modern' because it seemed at the time we figured out the 'truth' - that "Jesus is not a religion"..blah blah blah. ...........And the cherry on top today, when I'm told by Christians that they are not religious, but as an Atheist, I am religious instead and atheism is my religion....lol
      Anyways, reason they get so offended being labeled religious, because it lumps them in same category with all other religions which are 'false' (in their minds of course). And why would they want to be in that category when only their god is the supposed 'true' god? ...

    • @yehudamccabi6437
      @yehudamccabi6437 7 лет назад +1

      aside from jews, who believe even if a non jew does good in their life - their still rewarded and theres no hell, your just locked out of the place where everyones having a good time. Which is more of a pain in the posterior in my opinion.. Funny Jokes though, see unlike fundies I can laugh at myself.