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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
  • Irish comedian Dave Allen tells a series of religious jokes.

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  • @landscapedetective4064
    @landscapedetective4064 7 лет назад +400

    Many, many years ago I was dating a young American lass who was studying in London. She had never heard of Dave Allen so, for a laugh, I took her to see him live. Admittedly he was slightly more risqué in his live performance and occasionally used the 'F' word but he was a complete showman and really knew how to play an audience. My date thought him hilarious, even when he cracked a few jokes at her expense (she had a particularly loud laugh). Anyway, when Allen reappeared for his encore he had with him a bottle of champagne and two glasses. He poured both glasses, then walked down into the audience and handed one to my date. She was overjoyed and squealed with delight. I was just thrilled to be so close to the great man. What a performance, what an evening and what a gentleman! His like will probably not be seen again.

    • @mikeevers9079
      @mikeevers9079 6 месяцев назад +18

      Just wow

    • @Lee-nh5bb
      @Lee-nh5bb 5 месяцев назад +16

      And double wow!
      Thanks for sharing your experience.

    • @MichaelCampbell-lg9fh
      @MichaelCampbell-lg9fh 5 месяцев назад +16

      I saw dave in Manchester Apollo in 80s magical, thanks dave😍

    • @kerrykelly2707
      @kerrykelly2707 5 месяцев назад +11

      What abrilliant man and in a mick

    • @brucerisen9825
      @brucerisen9825 5 месяцев назад +2

      Simp

  • @shamganguly8091
    @shamganguly8091 Год назад +83

    No one ever came nearer to Dave Allen as a comedian. His wit ,way of storytelling , timing and brilliant sketches is unparalleled. He used to keep audiences in his palm. I have watched him from his begging to end. The most intelligent comedian ever.

    • @nicholasconder4703
      @nicholasconder4703 3 месяца назад +2

      I don't know about that. Victor Borg is a great comedian as well.

    • @FairDingo
      @FairDingo 22 дня назад

      @@nicholasconder4703 yep, don't know about that, either.

  • @angr3819
    @angr3819 2 года назад +69

    Thank you.
    Sadly missed. Best comedian ever and we did have some fantastic ones.

  • @EileenGoehring-lb8hy
    @EileenGoehring-lb8hy Год назад +41

    Loved Dave Allen watched all his showed 🙂♥️ R.I.P

  • @KevinRudd-w8s
    @KevinRudd-w8s Год назад +149

    Maybe just my age, but I find this stuff far funnier than anything around today. So glad that these comedies are still around to cheer me up.

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 5 месяцев назад +5

      old farts like old farts.
      Might be the smell.
      The texture.
      Or the sound.
      One thing is for certain: No matter the age of the fart, it is still funny.
      Btw me, a dutch guy, came up with that.

    • @Chris-hx3om
      @Chris-hx3om 5 месяцев назад +9

      Sorry, Dave Allen died almost 20 years ago. Unfortunately comedians like him are a vestige of the past.

    • @seamusbyrne5350
      @seamusbyrne5350 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Chris-hx3om, i think the guy was referring to the fact that they are still around on RUclips

    • @Earo16
      @Earo16 4 месяца назад

      can't go wrong with Louis CK

    • @simonwalker8300
      @simonwalker8300 3 месяца назад +4

      It's not your age, comedy just isn't funny anymore.

  • @roberthenderson760
    @roberthenderson760 3 года назад +154

    Sadly missed, My goodness we need a Dave Allen these days. I am living in a dystopian nightmare devoid of true comedy.

    • @andyhinds542
      @andyhinds542 5 месяцев назад +4

      There is lots of "true comedy" these days, but Dave Allen is more relevant than ever.

    • @JJLom777
      @JJLom777 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@andyhinds542A dystopian statement. 😉

    • @douglasclerk2764
      @douglasclerk2764 Месяц назад

      Dystopia or dat stopia - what the hell does it matter which stopia?

    • @MattBoyce-fm3nr
      @MattBoyce-fm3nr Месяц назад

      Obviously Ricky Gervais and try Bill Burr. Proper don't give a f*ck for woke and loon lefties.

  • @dukeofoven
    @dukeofoven 7 лет назад +359

    Although Dave routinely had fun with different religions he was never bigoted, vicious, cruel, used foul language or had an iota of hate in him. He was hugely intelligent, thought provoking and could tell a story that had you from the first word to last. As a kid he was my favourite comic on tv - it's only when they're gone do you realise how special some folk are.

    • @robashton5254
      @robashton5254 3 года назад +17

      Yes indeed

    • @malcolmabram2957
      @malcolmabram2957 Год назад +17

      Now if he did this with Islam? Not a woke comment, just a perceived observation. I love the Lord Jesus, but hey, I can laugh. He is a genius. If God had an issue with this man, then He would have an issue with me, as I find him funny. As you say, there is no maliciousness in his humour. And I agree, just pure slapstick.

    • @iandummer2502
      @iandummer2502 Год назад +2

      😊

    • @thomaswigfield7623
      @thomaswigfield7623 Год назад +2

      @@malcolmabram2957
      Malice, not maliciousness.

    • @lindafarnes486
      @lindafarnes486 Год назад +12

      He didn't use fiwl language because it wasn't allowed on tv back then. He did droo a clanger in I think a Parkinson intwrview once. They bleeoed it out for tv. Having had the pkeasure if seeing him twice on stage I can tell you he was certainly foul mouthed. But, really funny. My Grandma was Irish Catholic and taught by nuns. She had all her children baptised as C of E or who ever else was available at the time.

  • @williamhyde2310
    @williamhyde2310 Год назад +126

    My dad was a devout Christian and he would howl with laughter at dave's monologues 😊

    • @fastinbulvis2223
      @fastinbulvis2223 5 месяцев назад +1

      I doubt it. He was never funny. Hence his dependency on a laugh track.

    • @andyhinds542
      @andyhinds542 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@fastinbulvis2223 In front of a live studio audience? I have been in a live studio audience, just so you know. It's not all canned laughter.

    • @fastinbulvis2223
      @fastinbulvis2223 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@andyhinds542Stop! You can tell the difference. Everyone can. Don't be a troll.

    • @Mike8981
      @Mike8981 5 месяцев назад

      You doubt what? That this person’s father was a devout Christian? 😂​@@fastinbulvis2223

    • @dickdiver9614
      @dickdiver9614 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@fastinbulvis2223Dickhead 🙄

  • @jelt110
    @jelt110 Год назад +57

    Dave was a true class act, I really miss this.

  • @tonysuffolk4651
    @tonysuffolk4651 9 лет назад +150

    I am old enough to have enjoyed Dave Allen first time round. As a youngster I was becoming very doubtful about religion but was not articulate enough to discuss it in my social environment. Suddenly this guy appeared on TV and became a witty advocate for atheism. I took a lot of comfort from this. Dave Allen, you were a great guy.

    • @mihaimilan9598
      @mihaimilan9598 Год назад +12

      I had a similar experience with George Carlin and later on, once I moved to the UK, I discovered Dave. A man of true elegance and grace, of razor sharp with and eloquence. His humour I believe was a product of his many other qualities, and he was superb at it. I to this day speak in a rather peculiar manner for someone my age, particularly because as a young man I tried to emulate people like Allen. I'm glad to hear you found your comfort in knowing atheists can be funny, kind and cheerful. I sure am.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd Год назад +5

      I must be a similar age to you. If Dave Allen was on TV, my parents would let me watch it, even when I hadn't reached 10, but I wasn't allowed to talk. We laughed a lot, but nary a word was spoken, not even in the silent sketches like the best one ever (shown in this video. I couldn't tell you how often I've watched it!) After the show, we talked all about it!

    • @Bamsebrakar2011
      @Bamsebrakar2011 Год назад +4

      I remember vividly the weekly Dave Allen show as the highlight of TV humour in my early youth.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Год назад

      ​@@y_fam_goeglyd Respect! Sounds like when Dave was on, it was time for a humorous sermon.

  • @dianahusband6160
    @dianahusband6160 Год назад +13

    Thank you. I forgot how wonderful Dave's humor is. I used to see him on Sunday nights just before Dr Who. I am so happy to have seen this.

  • @robbiesize
    @robbiesize 9 лет назад +19

    Loved this man as a growing kid. Love the nose g string idea. Public broadcasting at its finest.

  • @douglashedberg7414
    @douglashedberg7414 9 лет назад +45

    One of the best stand up comedian all time

    • @marsvltor2
      @marsvltor2 9 лет назад +4

      +Douglas Hedberg 'Sit down' comedian, surely!!!

    • @douglashedberg7414
      @douglashedberg7414 9 лет назад +3

      I saw him live in London and he stand up;-)

    • @ivorfaulkner4768
      @ivorfaulkner4768 4 месяца назад +2

      ‘Sit Down comics, you mean!

  • @davidkavanagh8175
    @davidkavanagh8175 2 года назад +14

    Just typed in best stand up comics, and this man is the greatest of all time.

  • @danw1374
    @danw1374 6 лет назад +103

    "And he sees thar adam is happy" followed by a pause. Perfect comedic timing.

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto Месяц назад +3

      Greatest comedic pause in history

  • @nunyabusiness5400
    @nunyabusiness5400 Год назад +23

    I watched Dave as kid - decades ago & I can still watch the same sketches / listen to him & STILL laugh myself stupid. Dave, you gave the world endless joy & I'll miss you 'til my last day. THANK YOU!!

  • @hajjibarbara2900
    @hajjibarbara2900 7 лет назад +19

    Brings back the good old days when there were only 4 channels. I used to stumble upon this gem of a show late at night on PBS when there was nothing on ABC, CBS, or NBC.

  • @PetrieRobert
    @PetrieRobert 9 лет назад +74

    As a small boy, I didn't really get the humour, but was awed by the sophistication and adult nature of his show. I reached for understanding.
    As an adult, today, I'm glad to say I'm not disappointed - bravo and thanks Dave Allen.

  • @claesaxelsson8817
    @claesaxelsson8817 2 года назад +32

    Probably the best comedian ever. Just sitting there and is just so funny

  • @delord1619
    @delord1619 7 лет назад +11

    This is one of the very few things I miss, not having a TV... every Saturday night, Inez and I would sit back and watch BBC reruns and howl with laughter. Dave Allen was our favorite.

  • @miscellaneous.7127
    @miscellaneous.7127 9 лет назад +34

    Dave Allen is fantastic!!!

  • @annazaman9657
    @annazaman9657 Год назад +115

    The fact that even the Catholics loved him just goes to show his total genius

    • @devilsoffspring5519
      @devilsoffspring5519 Месяц назад +1

      It's like Eddie Murphy making gay people laugh with his Mr. T impersonation :)

  • @graham.a.phillips2811
    @graham.a.phillips2811 Месяц назад +7

    I went to see Dave at the Palace Theater in Manchester with some mates from University and he was brilliant live.
    After his gig had finished we came out of the theatre and as we were about to cross the road, from around the corner of the theatre Dave appeared. We stopped to chat to him for about 10 - 15 minutes.
    He was a total gentleman and it was a pleasure to meet him.

  • @georgeakins
    @georgeakins 5 месяцев назад +97

    Dave Allen was a lovely chap. Back in the 1960s, he did a week at my Dad's cabaret club in Nottingham UK. I was only about 10 at the time and went to watch the show. Afterwards he came to see my Dad and they sat and had a drink together. I sat on Dave's knee. He never swore or cussed. He was just a lovely Irish family man. I will always hold him in high esteem ❤❤❤❤

    • @jacquigoodman3360
      @jacquigoodman3360 4 месяца назад +10

      That’s lovely to know. He always came across as a lovely man and a very clever comic. These clips are a wonderful trip down memory lane.

    • @stephaniezickgraf9672
      @stephaniezickgraf9672 3 месяца назад +2

      I really liked him and enjoyed his stories..​@jacquigoodman3360

    • @Lee-nh5bb
      @Lee-nh5bb 3 месяца назад +3

      Such a nice memory. Thank you!

    • @Kvbftng
      @Kvbftng 2 месяца назад +1

      I no my parents let me stay up and watch his programme when I had to go to school the next day around about 7 or, 8 years old, .so funny great storytelling.and great sketches

  • @blaisemorris7601
    @blaisemorris7601 6 лет назад +42

    He was a friend of my father during the 1970s and the fun they had with one other with their mutual friend was legendary. RIP to all three.

    • @Lee-nh5bb
      @Lee-nh5bb 2 года назад +2

      I wish you could tell us a little more! Did your father work in the television industry?

  • @philsterthephilster
    @philsterthephilster 9 лет назад +249

    Nobody did religious jokes better than Dave Allen......They were hilarious and tasteful......

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 9 лет назад +21

      +philster611 Much better than people like Bill Maher, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr who do religious jokes, Dave had a down to earth approach. He never ridiculed anyone's belief in a God, it was religion and the rules and the stupidity of religion which he detested, and did not have any quarrel with people who believed in an afterlife/deity.

    • @PanglossDr
      @PanglossDr 8 лет назад +6

      +philster611 Just funny

    • @philsterthephilster
      @philsterthephilster 8 лет назад +9

      PanglossDr Yups....Classy and just funny...

    • @TheRadioAteMyTV
      @TheRadioAteMyTV 5 лет назад +4

      I love Dave Allen and his jokes are wonderful, but I think Eddie Izzard is a good run for the money with the religious jokes. Eddie's are pretty classic too. The both do them from the cerebral approach.

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +3

      No swearing or dirty talk either ...and...he was a staunch ATHEIST...I loved how he ended each show with good night and may your god go with you...very democratic...rest in peace Dave allen...loved and missed

  • @alnwick00
    @alnwick00 6 лет назад +18

    I had forgotten about this guy. He was always funny. Thanks for sharing.

  • @brendacreighton9518
    @brendacreighton9518 5 лет назад +17

    Sorry to read that this funny man is gone. I used to watch his show when I was in high school, late night. Haven't seen him in years. Glad to have found this video. Thanks for posting from Canada.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 7 лет назад +30

    The man was singularly talented. He was story teller, joke teller, stand up comedian, sit down comedian, satirist, sketch writer & performer and actor. And he enjoyed nothing more than hosting large gatherings at the family home and making sure both adults and children had a wonderful time.

  • @acyour
    @acyour 7 лет назад +28

    DAVE ALLEN has always been my favorite comedian!!!! thank you

  • @priscillacook6742
    @priscillacook6742 9 лет назад +81

    I loved him as a kid and still love him...RIP Dave Allan . Legend

  • @frglee
    @frglee 9 лет назад +18

    Aaah they don't make 'em like Dave Allen any more,do they? I can remember his programmes back in the late 60's with my whole family sitting watching as if Dave Allen was sitting in the living room with us. A great story teller, very warm, very human, very funny and much loved.

  • @gotonkar
    @gotonkar 2 года назад +23

    Brilliant on so many levels: comedy, social commentary, and of course religion.

  • @LeafInTheStream
    @LeafInTheStream 3 года назад +16

    I'd forgotten all about this guy. I used to watch him as a 13 year-old on Canadian TV, but beyond that I couldn't remember any specifics. Clicking on this video, I had no idea what to expect.
    Excellent. Great entertainer, a real urbane wit. They don't make 'em like this anymore. Thanks for sharing this video. A real trip down memory lane.

  • @philipdurling1964
    @philipdurling1964 2 года назад +66

    Saw him live in London during the 1970's. I had tears of laughter running down my face for the entire show and left the theatre with sore ribs. I never laughed so much.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 2 года назад +6

      His observations of life were brilliant. And so true 🤣

    • @connclissmann6514
      @connclissmann6514 Год назад +2

      I can only say I'm jealous. I happily got to see him on TV at the time, but would have loved to see him live.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Год назад

      Yes - like Billy Connolly, he should have come with a health warning.

  • @louisehaley5105
    @louisehaley5105 4 месяца назад +33

    Dave Allen, if only you’re still with us today - we need more eloquent, witty comedy like yours more than ever.

    • @channelsibley
      @channelsibley 3 месяца назад

      Religion breeds irrational people. The real mental health issue the world faces is believing in a god

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Год назад +8

    Absolutely brilliant!... Still laugh out loud after all these years. Still relevant today!. 🤣 Nuff said!.

  • @schidrach
    @schidrach 7 лет назад +9

    Man, I'm glad I found this channel! What a funny guy! Thanks for the upload.

  • @mennobults6464
    @mennobults6464 4 месяца назад +12

    From I was young, born 1960, I have seen this man. He is absolute top. Still in 2024 when I am a little gloomy, I go and listening this man. My mood swings to joyfull in a minute. That last sene is so Monty Python.

  • @deby7821
    @deby7821 4 года назад +25

    Ok..as the ("good") Catholic girl I am, I am hooked..I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time, thank you !😂🤣😅

  • @NickW58
    @NickW58 9 лет назад +563

    The moment, and the way he says, "and he sees that Adam's happy" is complete comedic brilliance.
    By the way, I'm a 33 year-old atheist and have only just discovered this guy. Needless to say my day has just been made.

    • @abigaila8979
      @abigaila8979 9 лет назад +21

      +Nick Webb great taste! Dave Allen was the leading man at all times in my youth. Next was Dick Emery. Later I discovered Ben Elton
      May you have many days of wicked satisfying comedy to come Nick

    • @orionred2489
      @orionred2489 9 лет назад +14

      +Nick Webb I used to watch this in the early 80s. I didn't realize what an atheist was. I just realized today, that this guy was an atheist.

    • @Areyousayingidontknowmyname
      @Areyousayingidontknowmyname 9 лет назад +24

      +Nick Webb He was a firm fav when i was a kid. The way he told jokes was spectacular. No wonder i am a Atheist. I learnt from the best

    • @mcguipa
      @mcguipa 9 лет назад +13

      +Nick Webb cant believe I haven't come across him till today. Irish atheist 35. Dick emery as well.

    • @EvolBob1
      @EvolBob1 8 лет назад +16

      +Nick Webb - Yes, so silly god is trying to tell a woman what not to do... so there is this complete contradiction - of omnipotence missing the point. And Dave Allen doesn't need to say a word to explain it.
      I'd love to hear this joke at a Feminist convention...and if any laughed.

  • @ianwilliams6042
    @ianwilliams6042 9 лет назад +379

    I'd forgotten how funny Dave Allen was. Not only timeless, but actually more relevant today.

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +13

      Ian Williams I had forgotten all about him. how awesome to find vids of him here!

    • @tonyrestall2371
      @tonyrestall2371 7 лет назад

      a capella singing please

    • @rogerunderhill4267
      @rogerunderhill4267 6 лет назад +5

      Ian Williams I find I can’t watch a lot of the comedies from that era anymore. But as you rightly point out, this is timeless and still really funny :) I remember those nights as a young kid listening to him and laughing... ;)

    • @the_best_of_times
      @the_best_of_times 5 лет назад +2

      Goes to demonstrate that some things just dont change.

    • @catwoman7462
      @catwoman7462 2 года назад +3

      If he'd been around today he'd have been cancelled because he would have made fun of that other religion nobody is allowed to make fun of.

  • @sashamusgrave5186
    @sashamusgrave5186 8 лет назад +77

    Dave Allen was the greatest comedian who ever lived. May he rest in peace. forever missed and remembered X

  • @wishmaster7438
    @wishmaster7438 5 лет назад +31

    Dave Allen was my favourite comedian during the 1970s.

  • @notthatguy1447
    @notthatguy1447 6 лет назад +12

    I grew up watching him on PBS. He entertained as well as informed and enlightened my young mind.

  • @antonofaolain7366
    @antonofaolain7366 8 лет назад +90

    My Irish Catholic father absolutely adored Dave Allen and especially loved his parodies of his beloved religion.

    • @olivem.9588
      @olivem.9588 4 года назад +3

      He saved my father's life!

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 4 года назад +1

      @@olivem.9588 How come?

    • @olivem.9588
      @olivem.9588 4 года назад +4

      @@Jonqen Dave Allen helped revive my father's spirit during the difficult days of the Troubles and the time after my father became a widower in his early 50s etc.

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 4 года назад +5

      @@olivem.9588 That sounds lovly. I'm sorry for all your father had to go through

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 9 лет назад +64

    Dave Allen is the bee's knees! He is awesome. I have been laughing at his jokes for 40 years! His delivery and timing are perfect.

  • @johnthompson6059
    @johnthompson6059 4 месяца назад +4

    This takes me back to my old man pissing his self watching Dave Allan back in the seventies.
    Proper good humour 😂😂

  • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
    @MayYourGodGoWithYou 4 месяца назад +15

    The best comedian ever. He was hilarious in the 1970s and he is still hilarious today.
    RIP, we'll never forget you.

  • @claytonpascoe480
    @claytonpascoe480 Месяц назад +3

    Dave Allen just said it all. What an amazing man. There were comedians. Then there was Dave Allen. He was one of the best and legendary.

  • @GeoffreyJohns
    @GeoffreyJohns 8 лет назад +230

    possibly the best sit down comic ever

    • @Turrican60
      @Turrican60 6 лет назад +10

      No, not "possibly" - Dave is simply the greatest and will never be beaten.

    • @mizofan
      @mizofan 3 года назад

      even better standing up.

    • @ryandevlin8274
      @ryandevlin8274 3 года назад

      Hey, he literally sits down :p

    • @seanalbin
      @seanalbin 3 года назад

      Agree

  • @TheComputec
    @TheComputec 9 лет назад +1096

    I loved the pope joke about the black cat... just about sums it up for me

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 9 лет назад +12

      +TheComputec Dave Allen doing green screen before green screen was green screen :)

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 9 лет назад +2

      dxhangover I've not seen.

    • @pausvandelilithkerk6315
      @pausvandelilithkerk6315 8 лет назад +44

      +TheComputec he stole that joke from H.L Mencken. Th qoute goes :" A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it."

    • @ergbudster3333
      @ergbudster3333 8 лет назад +29

      +paus van de Lilith Kerk Yes, well, there's no such thing as a comic who doesn't steal jokes. Besides, it ain't the joke, it's the telling of it. Dave has impecable timing. And look at that shtick with the missing finger and the glass of booze. Will he knock it off the stand with his gesturing? How soon before he knocks it off?

    • @Curator134
      @Curator134 8 лет назад +4

      STOLE? I think not when you use a quote do you steal it?

  • @sonny6733
    @sonny6733 9 лет назад +38

    I remember seeing Dave Allen on the t.v., in the '70's, when I was a kid growing up. I liked him. Good memories.

    • @crumpingtons
      @crumpingtons 3 года назад +2

      They use to show Dave Allen at !arge on late night tv here in the us in the late 70s, early 80s. A big hit at our house!

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 7 лет назад +71

    _"I see a snake, I'll back off. One starts talking, I'll crap myself!"_
    Man alive, was Dave Allen great.

  • @ferrinadelfini5800
    @ferrinadelfini5800 7 лет назад +9

    One of my favorite comedian, I never tire of watching him!

  • @charleshoernemann8661
    @charleshoernemann8661 8 лет назад +304

    Nobody could ridicule religion like Dave Allen. Miss you Dave...

    • @rjhyllevictor
      @rjhyllevictor 7 лет назад +10

      Charles Hoernemann Guess you havent seen George Carlin?

    • @mabenstein1
      @mabenstein1 6 лет назад +2

      and george carlin

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 6 лет назад +9

      George Carlin was too preachy, (ironically).
      Dave was ridiculing local beliefs and the world he grew up in.

    • @GIRLSMAKE12334
      @GIRLSMAKE12334 6 лет назад

      Cheepchipsable George was justifiably scathing and vitriolic.

    • @GIRLSMAKE12334
      @GIRLSMAKE12334 6 лет назад +2

      Cheepchipsable and no he was not “preachy”.

  • @Curator134
    @Curator134 8 лет назад +22

    I grew up watching Dave Allen he was and is my hero!

  • @andreastewart8871
    @andreastewart8871 5 лет назад +7

    Absolutely brilliant!! One of my favourites

  • @frisco21
    @frisco21 7 лет назад +11

    I remember this guy from the 70s. He had some great material and an excellent delivery.

  • @mamamheus7751
    @mamamheus7751 6 лет назад +8

    Great collection. I remember these shows back in the 70s and 80s. Amazingly, I was allowed to stay up past 9 on a Saturday to watch him (when I was about 10). I think it was because I couldn't get to sleep until after the show ended because my parents were laughing so loud 😂 Thanks for the upload!

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Год назад +1

      Classic! I had a somewhat similar experience watching in Australia.

  • @alittleinall7745
    @alittleinall7745 8 лет назад +9

    Dave Allen was second to none,unforgettable tv shows!thank you for posting. It´s always worthy seeing!

  • @engineeredlifeform
    @engineeredlifeform 2 года назад +12

    I used to watch him as a kid in the 70s, and his stuff is still relevant today.

  • @RVRayRay
    @RVRayRay 4 года назад +9

    My pops used to watch Dave Allen all the time when I was a kid and he would laugh non-stop. I didn’t think Dave Allen was funny until I grew up. This man is a legend!

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 6 лет назад +35

    We were a strict Irish Catholic family but my dad loved Dave Allen. I saw him live in Melbourne, Australia and injured my leg from laughing so much. The Catholic clergy loved him too, especially the confession sketches.

    • @melianna999
      @melianna999 Год назад +2

      We only can hope that God has great sense of humor.

    • @ianbartle456
      @ianbartle456 Год назад

      @@melianna999 Oh I believe he has - who do you think was inspiring Dave! Could only BE God - or if not, that, er, other guy. My money's on GOD.

    • @melianna999
      @melianna999 Год назад +1

      @@ianbartle456 We know when we get
      there.

    • @roly220
      @roly220 5 месяцев назад

      @@melianna999 He must have or he wouldn't have invented sex.

  • @anaccount8474
    @anaccount8474 7 лет назад +27

    One of the greatest comedian/philosophers ever.

    • @fastinbulvis2223
      @fastinbulvis2223 5 месяцев назад

      If he was so great why did he need a laugh track?

    • @binkwillans5138
      @binkwillans5138 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fastinbulvis2223 He had a live audience, like most comedians. But what made Dave REALLY great, was, he was an ATHEIST. Good man!

    • @fastinbulvis2223
      @fastinbulvis2223 5 месяцев назад

      @@binkwillans5138 Dumb comment! Then again, that's all one will ever get from a Troll.

    • @binkwillans5138
      @binkwillans5138 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@fastinbulvis2223 So I noticed...

    • @fastinbulvis2223
      @fastinbulvis2223 5 месяцев назад

      @@binkwillans5138Comeback Fail.

  • @sethwetzel974
    @sethwetzel974 9 лет назад +13

    That was really funny and I loved the part where they were racing with the coffins to bury the people!!!! Hilarious!!!!! I still got tears from that one!!!!!!! Thank you DutchPastaGuy for posting this!!!!! You take care my friend!!!!!

  • @jayedgardyson1920
    @jayedgardyson1920 9 лет назад +305

    Utter genius... And way, way ahead of his time.

    • @lightawake
      @lightawake 7 лет назад +14

      Can't agree more. Sadly persecuted a couple of times during his career, for his comedy involving religion and swearing, otherwise he, no doubt, would have created so much more.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 7 лет назад +14

      He was actually banned from irish tv in the early 70s for his jokes about the catholic church, yet it was my irish grandmother, herself a devout catholic who adored dave allen and found his jokes about religion hilarious.

    • @geofo60
      @geofo60 7 лет назад +12

      He was a man of his time. A time when we could take the piss out of one another & laugh. Couldn't happen now, we're all scared of our own shadows.

    • @gurianboy
      @gurianboy 7 лет назад

      A Ward u

    • @aight365
      @aight365 5 лет назад

      Yessir

  • @senorkaboom
    @senorkaboom 8 лет назад +24

    In the late 70's, a station out of Smell A, channel 9, I believe, ran Dave Allen At Large at 11:00 and my dad loved the show. He enjoyed the way Allen told a joke and his comedy skits. Watching this makes me think of my dad and hearing him laugh.

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +6

      senorkaboom For a while, Dave Allen At Large was run late night on PBS in Chicago. Used to laugh my ass off at this man and his genius. No, there is nobody even close. And he didn't have to swear to get his point across.

    • @paulsmith1879
      @paulsmith1879 7 лет назад +2

      senorkaboom
      Grew up watching him with my dad in the 70s, and took my dad to see him live in the 90s, thought my old man was going to literally die laughing at one stage😂.
      Fond memories as they are both now no longer with us.
      Dave Allen is one of the top 3 for me along with a Bill Hicks and Eddie Izard.

    • @FrAntixBeat
      @FrAntixBeat 7 лет назад +1

      A family favourite. He was my idol when I was a kid.

  • @paulberry6016
    @paulberry6016 Год назад +3

    The FIRST & Greatest Stand up Comedian❤🎉😂❤

  • @pradipthomas8779
    @pradipthomas8779 6 лет назад +15

    He was a household favourite. My father enjoyed his irreverence and his glass of whisky. Thankful to folks like Allen who have given us so many laughs.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Год назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @alixena9340
    @alixena9340 9 лет назад +24

    I am glad that my Dad used to watch this guy when I was a kid, it made me think about the topics Dave Allen talks about instead of just believing what I was told. Funny thing is, my Dad went on to become a lay preacher. And that last gag at the end about the wall in Heaven I still quote today. Sums up religion to me.

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 10 лет назад +13

    I remember this guy so long ago. He's hilarious thank you now I know his name and here he is all over youtube. I can watch him again.

  • @LW1Tok
    @LW1Tok 4 года назад +9

    I just discovered this guy and I just love him already.

  • @wafldread2770
    @wafldread2770 4 года назад +9

    Dave Allen was one of the greatest stand ups of all time. His monologes were amazing & a joy to watch..

    • @nunyabusiness5400
      @nunyabusiness5400 Год назад

      Sorry - he was THE greatest. No one has ever come close. I know some folk will disagree :D

    • @robinblackmoor8732
      @robinblackmoor8732 Год назад +1

      ​@@nunyabusiness5400yeah, I disagree. I am thinking you never saw Billy Connolly.

    • @nunyabusiness5400
      @nunyabusiness5400 Год назад

      I did see connolly..
      Dave still did it for me...each to our own.

  • @writeract2
    @writeract2 7 лет назад +16

    This man is genuinely brilliantly brilliantly funny - amazing he was never in States - and there is no one anywhere near like him today or in recent decades past. Skits are brilliantly acted and done.

    • @dusterss6290
      @dusterss6290 7 лет назад +1

      If you mean USA by states, they would have burned him alive,
      then sued
      and deported

    • @metsiemetsie6262
      @metsiemetsie6262 4 месяца назад +2

      Dave Allen's show aired in America in the early 1980s, in the wake of Benny Hill's success. I remember watching it on a local New York TV station at 11 p.m. each Saturday.

  • @maxwellfan55
    @maxwellfan55 9 лет назад +7

    Been no one like him since. Quality and talent.

  • @EngineeringVignettes
    @EngineeringVignettes 8 лет назад +25

    "Is that bloody nun out there again?", I actually remember that one from when i was in high school. One of my favorites.

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 7 лет назад +14

    That sketch of the two funeral parties racing to get to the graveyard first is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @roly220
      @roly220 5 месяцев назад

      Bet when Benny Hill saw that he wished he'd thought of it!

  • @dressinggownsessions7296
    @dressinggownsessions7296 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'd seen the odd routine of Dave Allen when I was growing up and enjoyed it, but it was only after he died that I got a DVD of him. I loved it from the get-go, and got the only other DVD available soon after.
    His material is very clever. It's rare for me to not like one of his jokes. This collection is particularly outstanding.

  • @SneakyShark
    @SneakyShark 5 лет назад +9

    Happy memories as a kid watching Dave Allen as a family. Still love him to this day :)

  • @MegaWelshie1
    @MegaWelshie1 10 лет назад +71

    I think it's wonderful that I live in a society where I can actually laugh out loud about religion without any fear at all. My thoughts are with the families of those who lost their lives today in Paris.......

    • @TheTeddyZerg
      @TheTeddyZerg 10 лет назад +11

      Hopefully they didn't get buried on the same day.

    • @user-ko9tf2by9l
      @user-ko9tf2by9l 9 лет назад +3

      Hi guys im arab is this a bad time ? :)

    • @user-ko9tf2by9l
      @user-ko9tf2by9l 9 лет назад +10

      ***** lol​​​ well im not a Muslim im atheist . But i notice that ppl using the word arab in the charlie hepdo death video .
      This is just like watching black guy killing a white guy and saying those black ppl are horrible and criminals :(

  • @nickjonesCSM
    @nickjonesCSM 5 лет назад +11

    A god of comedy, always always the funniest man ever.

  • @fatbelly27
    @fatbelly27 8 лет назад +21

    The coffin sketch from 8:35 is a brilliant piece of silent comedy. The 70s was a great era for tv comedy.

    • @trent0heart
      @trent0heart 8 лет назад +2

      Benny hill, the Pythons, Sullivan, Allan.
      Hell, I think Saturday night Live first aired in the 70's.
      Good times.

    • @stephenpeterkin
      @stephenpeterkin 20 дней назад

      Is that Dudley Moore?

  • @sun3011
    @sun3011 6 лет назад +3

    loved these!!!! best EVER!!!

  • @MasterJTLS
    @MasterJTLS 3 года назад +10

    That funeral sketch is sheer genius!!!

  • @13vanhalen
    @13vanhalen 8 лет назад +74

    dave allen he is more funnier than most comics today

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 3 года назад +24

    The moment he plays God watching Adam... and he sees Adam is happy.... pure comedy gold.

  • @TheMarkthatis
    @TheMarkthatis 9 лет назад +254

    A novice nun joins a convent, she is shown her simple room with a mattress and blanket and has one meal a day. She has taken a vow of silence but once a year can speak only 2 words. The end of the first year she goes before the mother superior and says "more food", another year goes by and she goes before the mother superior and says "more blankets". At the end of the third year she goes again before the mother superior and says "can't stay", the mother superior says "thank God you've done nothing but complain since you got here".

    • @DutchPastaGuy
      @DutchPastaGuy  9 лет назад +6

      +Mark Ford nice. re-posted elsewhere. :)

    • @inflatablemattress2
      @inflatablemattress2 8 лет назад

      Mark Ford

    • @dsbeerf
      @dsbeerf 7 лет назад +1

      Mark Ford Yep, I heard Dave Allen tell that one. Quite funny. ;^D

    • @purger176
      @purger176 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Ford 🤣😂🤣!

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnsinclair2231
    @johnsinclair2231 6 лет назад +15

    Those were the days no PC just fun what a loss if the world only listened to him we would not be in this miss RIP DAVE

  • @annacottage4536
    @annacottage4536 8 лет назад +271

    The brilliant gorgeous late Dave Allen, who could not laugh at him, and I still do and don't care if its "PC" or not. Now we can't enjoy ourselves. Many thanks. Merry Christmas.

    • @CyeOutsider
      @CyeOutsider 6 лет назад +1

      Anna Cottage
      If your idea of enjoying yourself is dealing in crude stereotypes and mocking minorities, then the peoblem is you.

    • @salcr8027
      @salcr8027 6 лет назад +17

      As long as there are people, there will be stereotypes, and crudeness is just 'bad ton'. I grew up with Dave Allen, Benny Hill, Monty Python, Fawlty Towersm My mom was Serbian Orthodox, Dad was Catholic, had Jewish friends, German & Polish & Swiss family, go to the Indian district to go shopping, make the best spanakotiropita and baklava I learned from the canto's wife when I sang and played at the Greek church, and married a Muslim. Do you have any idea how much weight you can gain over the typical holiday season??? Mine goes almost 4 months! If you don't wish to offend people, ask questions respectfully, not in-your-face assertively. Ironically, your over-sensitive avoidance will offend more people because they may perceive YOU as small-minded in arrogantly refuting their culture/religion/habits/clothing/adornments/food. One question I used in almost every new situation is, "That is so interesting/beautiful/tasty. May I ask you about (fill in the blank)". Others will appreciate your manners and interest. You will become more sophisticated and self-assured. Interesting to others, even. I do admire your wishes not to offend anyone, but please do show an interest in them. It WILL be reciprocated. And fun. Trust me, cuz I'm old and used to be extremely shy and introverted. Peace,..love, rock 'n roll.

    •  6 лет назад +7

      Stupid illiterate right wing scum never make any sense, dumb fucks.

    • @tacofiller
      @tacofiller 6 лет назад

      Robert Devoe you sound like a Muslim

    • @tacofiller
      @tacofiller 6 лет назад

      Robert Devoe I'm sure you are going to heaven with that mouth.

  • @gmaccruyff55
    @gmaccruyff55 9 лет назад +335

    In the 70s we had Dave Allen on TV! Now we have knobs like Chris Evans on TV!

    • @Paulfieldz
      @Paulfieldz 9 лет назад +23

      +gmaccruyff55 you have a knob like chris evans ?

    • @kevinmcguffin7069
      @kevinmcguffin7069 9 лет назад +18

      +gmaccruyff55 . We use a remote on our tv. no knobs.

    • @fortuner123
      @fortuner123 9 лет назад +3

      The only reason they are interested in suffering his ginger haired knob is for his money.

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 8 лет назад +12

      +Alix van Durand... I love Dave Allen, but think Chris Evans is mostly a prick...I regard this as perfectly normal behaviour

    • @ЭстебанПантера
      @ЭстебанПантера 8 лет назад +3

      Oh come on thats just a nostalgia thing.Look at Ricky Gervais for example.He's just an amazing comedian.

  • @LYLEWOLD
    @LYLEWOLD 9 лет назад +32

    "God saw Adam. Adam looked happy. (pause)" HILARIOUS. you know what's coming after that. I wish I'd known of dave allen before today, and (more importantly) that he was still around. thanks for posting this.

    • @pizzalover885
      @pizzalover885 5 лет назад +1

      I've known of him only today in 2019.

  • @masterofinsanity1993
    @masterofinsanity1993 9 лет назад +267

    In the name of the father, and the son and into the hole it goes!

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 7 лет назад +22

      what are you doing with the bishops shoes on? tell that joke to a nun and weather she laughs or not look down at her feet..lol.

    • @eyescreamcake
      @eyescreamcake 7 лет назад +4

      "he goes"

    • @debowiec3
      @debowiec3 6 лет назад +2

      .....into the whole he goes!!!

    • @randyhutchinson9910
      @randyhutchinson9910 6 лет назад +1

      Harris D. Afent. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @paulberesford9360
    @paulberesford9360 5 лет назад +9

    An absolute comic genius who truly stands the test of time.

  • @andyhinds542
    @andyhinds542 5 месяцев назад +9

    I want my funeral to be like that, complete with the speeded up music and everything.

  • @trent0heart
    @trent0heart 9 лет назад +124

    This man was a Gentleman, a Bro and a Sir. May he rest peacefully, feasting and boozing forever in the halls of Valhalla.
    ....The Viking afterlife always made more sense to me: a kick-ass eternal party celebrating the fact that you survived Life and all the strangeness therein.

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 9 лет назад +7

      Katherine Daniel Even though I'm Atheist, I really think that has to be one of the most badass religions of all time.

    • @MaryMartinish
      @MaryMartinish 9 лет назад +2

      Katherine Daniel oh my goodness, you are on ICE, right? There is really no true kick-ass party in this life unless you are completely mad...and then it does not last long...

    • @trent0heart
      @trent0heart 9 лет назад +6

      Maree Martin
      Therein lies the fun of Valhalla, the party that comes AFTER life.

    • @DutchPastaGuy
      @DutchPastaGuy  9 лет назад +6

      +Maree Martin Ah, the denigration of the life we have here on our little planet. How pessimistic and full of misery a world viewAbrahamic religion inspires.
      Sp glad more and more people (at least in the West) are dropping it.

    • @annhalliday5259
      @annhalliday5259 7 лет назад

      Katherine Daniel how

  • @charlesstone591
    @charlesstone591 8 лет назад +563

    A priest is walking home from work, when he sees a small boy in the street with a box of kittens. "Wow, there's some cute kittens you've got there, son!" Says the priest"Yes, they're Christian kittens" The boy replies "Aw, thats sweet" A week later, the same priest is walking back from a church meeting with his friend, when he sees the same boy with his kittens. "Judy, go and ask that boy what he's got in that box. He's got the cutest answer" Said the man Judy walks over to the boy and asks: "Hey, what do you have there? Those kittens are so sweet" "Yes" Replies the boy "They're Atheist kittens" "What?" Said the priest "Last week you said they were Christian kittens" "Yeah, but now their eyes are open" Replied the boy

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 6 лет назад +10

      Should be the other way around.

    • @julienielsen3746
      @julienielsen3746 6 лет назад +5

      If their eyes were open they would know Jesus.

    • @stevenrobertson8866
      @stevenrobertson8866 6 лет назад +51

      @@julienielsen3746 😂😂😂 best joke I've seen today

    • @seansteel3326
      @seansteel3326 6 лет назад +3

      LOL !!

    • @mikakorhonen5715
      @mikakorhonen5715 6 лет назад +5

      @Claudia T What kind of drugs are you using? Say no to priest when they next time try to sell their bullshit.

  • @leishayoung4124
    @leishayoung4124 7 лет назад +23

    "He sees that Adam is happy..." - OMFG where has this man been all my life? Why have I never heard of him?
    Why???

  • @jackgee7355
    @jackgee7355 6 лет назад +11

    That cat joke is probably the best thing ever to come out of a comics mouth 😂 absolute class act

  • @MJLeger-yj1ww
    @MJLeger-yj1ww 6 лет назад +5

    Love it! Different take on some old ones, but good nevertheless. Great "black cat" rendition. And LOVE the nun and the wrong side of the bed one, that's hilarious! He's really good, can do it all including irreverent humor! No wonder he's a legend!