Andrew Cuomo, Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

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  • Опубликовано: 9 авг 2021
  • Facing massive public pressure to resign after numerous women came forward with allegations of abuse, New York's governor Andrew Cuomo announced he will leave office voluntarily in 14 days. #Colbert #Cuomo #Monologue
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  • @wolframstahl1263
    @wolframstahl1263 2 года назад +443

    "I never crossed the line with anyone". That's great, unless you start on the wrong side of the line.

    • @eduardoandres5989
      @eduardoandres5989 2 года назад +20

      lol "i never crossed the line with anyone"
      thats not for him to decide!!!!!!!!!!!
      it's like being an a**hole! you dont get to decide you're NOT one...........other people do that! otherwise jeff bezos would be in the clear.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 года назад +12

      He says he never crossed the line "in his mind." Oh, how convenient, the bad actor is the one who sets the rules of conduct that just so happen to condone his acts.

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @Paris45627
      @Paris45627 2 года назад +2

      Because he was too busy using his hands bloody dirty old old old man

    • @idonthavetime2reply14
      @idonthavetime2reply14 2 года назад +4

      Colbert identified as a Cuomosexual

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +1756

    "In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone."
    Not only _isn't_ that a defense, it's an exact description of the problem.

    • @tavissmith8112
      @tavissmith8112 2 года назад +82

      It was almost comically tone deaf

    • @asecretturning
      @asecretturning 2 года назад +62

      And victim blaming while playing the victim! He's putrid!

    • @MB-em9hm
      @MB-em9hm 2 года назад +76

      Cuomo didn't know the bar had been moved from "Grab'em by the Pussy" to further than "Grab'em by the tits" to "Don't grab'em at all".

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 2 года назад +15

      Well said 👏

    • @iCanbEYOURrUKIA
      @iCanbEYOURrUKIA 2 года назад +15

      LMAO! He never heard of "quitting while you're ahead" or "foot-in-mouth syndrome "

  • @madyjules06
    @madyjules06 2 года назад +72

    11:46 Jon’s expression was pure “I’m glad I didn’t have to try that” 🤣!!

  • @aiedailguardian
    @aiedailguardian 2 года назад +31

    The quick reaction shot of John Baptiste was everything.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 года назад +36

    Andrew Cuomo resigned. Good
    Matt Gaetz, it's your turn.
    And GOP, hold your own abusers accountable!

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 2 года назад +1

      Yeah well you know political bullshit

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 2 года назад

      Liberals should be first

    • @beccadabeast5013
      @beccadabeast5013 2 года назад +1

      @@victorarredondo304 God damn, you suck at trolling. 😆

  • @prokesuk
    @prokesuk 2 года назад +415

    The line "suck it Elon" in regards to commercials in space was followed by a commercial break. Brilliant.

    • @benlutz1974
      @benlutz1974 2 года назад +8

      phffffft - small thinking. We ALL know that access to space is the only thing delaying the entire universe from filling up with porn.

    • @gwolf7716
      @gwolf7716 2 года назад +3

      @@benlutz1974 oh, trust me. Ever since satellite SkinaMax went live we’ve been a peep show for the galaxy.(well once the signals reach Alpha Centauri for paid rebroadcast)

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 2 года назад +5

      The actual big news about SpaceX is that they won the NASA contract for the lunar lander for the ARTEMIS project and a mission to Jupiter's moon Europa!!! But who's paying attention to real news?
      Check out 'Engineering Today' and 'Everyday Astronaut' for better quality stuff on the current space developments like the new ARTEMIS Program and GATEWAY and it's mission in 2021 and 2024 to establish a permanent human presence on the moon.

    • @kenlay2392
      @kenlay2392 2 года назад

      When space became full of PORN and the ALIENS come to exterminate us for not being righteous enough...or to meet Maxine?

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 2 года назад

      Only if you don't use an adblocker. I haven't seen a commercial on RUclips in years.

  • @SherlocksLeftNipple
    @SherlocksLeftNipple 2 года назад +40

    "... The line was redrawn."
    Women used to stab men with hatpins for crossing that very same line a hundred years ago.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 2 года назад +6

      wtf is a hatpin?
      to the gogglermobile.

    • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
      @GeneralKenobiSIYE 2 года назад +2

      @@seigeengine uncultured....

    • @jameswhite153
      @jameswhite153 2 года назад +1

      gun companies made revolvers for women specifically because of things like that

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 2 года назад +2

      @@jameswhite153 ... No, no they didn't.

    • @chibidevilchan5057
      @chibidevilchan5057 2 года назад +2

      Yes, those were deadly and beautiful. Love historical trivia.

  • @ajo8075
    @ajo8075 2 года назад +87

    "I have a Bachelor’s degree in logic..."
    I highly doubt that.
    "I have Master's degree in motherhood. I'm a board certified freedom loving American."
    Oh she doesn't realize logic is a real field of study, I --

    • @TawdryTempest
      @TawdryTempest 2 года назад +6

      I went from looking forward to hearing what she had to say to, oh hell no.

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 2 года назад +463

    "I have a Bachelors degree in logic, a Master's in motherhood, but mostly I'm board-certified in freedom-loving. " is a strange way to say "I never finished high school."

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 2 года назад +3

      @@mike7652

    • @mindakahn9964
      @mindakahn9964 2 года назад +3

      Thank you, that was so hysterical.
      (And thus explains the falling sat scores.)

    • @MK-sv4vy
      @MK-sv4vy 2 года назад +2

      So the lady may be wrong about this or that, but AT LEAST SHE IS SPEAKING UP FOR OUR LIBERTY!!! She is a hero- Colbert is a ZERO ✌️

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 2 года назад +5

      @@MK-sv4vy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JDMimeTHEFIRST
      @JDMimeTHEFIRST 2 года назад +6

      Also, is she rich? She eat a lot of expensive food in one day. Yet, she can't afford a mask? And she refuses a free vaccine? Maybe if we said it was rare and exclusive, she'd get it.

  • @artbargra
    @artbargra 2 года назад +421

    "I have a bachelor's degree in logic"
    Lady, you should ask for a refund, then.

    • @horcarov2637
      @horcarov2637 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @wendythepseudokrican
      @wendythepseudokrican 2 года назад +34

      She sounded ridiculous, looking all proud like she's doing something extraordinary. No, she's just ignorant.

    • @Yourmomma568
      @Yourmomma568 2 года назад +4

      but does she own a doghouse?

    • @Alpha0727
      @Alpha0727 2 года назад +26

      She got her degrees from Trump University.

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 2 года назад +2

      She got her degree through University of Phoenix

  • @Baghuul
    @Baghuul 2 года назад +2

    Why did it take Colbert and the rest of the media months before calling out Cuomo?

  • @mathman43
    @mathman43 2 года назад +78

    The script said "Stephen, don't suck up to Andrew anymore."

    • @jemimallah2591
      @jemimallah2591 2 года назад +6

      its not even been a fucking year since gave he gladly him a fawning interview on his show

    • @thenugwhisperer
      @thenugwhisperer 2 года назад +6

      Colbert loved Cuomo more than anyone! Just have a look at his Cuomo videos this past year. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 года назад +9

      Kind of like the way we stop being friends with people if they turn out to be psychotic at some unforeseen point. Or how we don't re-elect insane autocrats.

    • @mathman43
      @mathman43 2 года назад +1

      @@jakevendrotti1496 I hear you. What I noticed in 2020/2021 is that many people went off the reservation. Whether it was posting the black squares on facebook, sympathizing with the blm/antifa riots, supporting kneeling for the flag, supporting 1619 instead of 1776, and and supporting critical race theory. A lot of people who should have known better, followed the mob. Maybe it was Stockholm syndrome. I tried to reason with them, but they resisted. To make it worse, they weren't kids, these were people in their 40's and 50's. Now, people are trying to put the last year and a half down the memory hole. But you're right, we won't be reelecting autocrats like Andrew Cuomo. It looks like Gavin Newsom will be next in California. Get woke, go broke, and lose your soul and dignity.

    • @alisavdagic8116
      @alisavdagic8116 2 года назад +3

      @@mathman43 you are very funny man or you are trying to be. The only wannabe autocrat we are talking here is of course IQ45 Liar in Chief.

  • @_skeptile_
    @_skeptile_ 2 года назад +73

    "I have a bachelor's degree in logic" is now my favorite way to start a conversation.

  • @janinebean4276
    @janinebean4276 2 года назад +171

    The only line that moved was the line of what you could get away with, you always made women uncomfortable, they just didn’t have the power to stop you.

    • @rainwater8135
      @rainwater8135 2 года назад +2

      Did you work with him/for him? How do you know he ‘always’ made women feel uncomfortable? I’m just wondering because had he been as bad as you say 11 cases seems very small. Weinstein had hundreds of women come forward with claims. He was a walking epidemic of abuse. But 11? I mean if you can quantise these matters, 1 is too many. Is 11 the tip of the iceberg?

    • @katsebua
      @katsebua 2 года назад +1

      @@rainwater8135 DJT, Gaetz,, Cosby .... still walking around ...

    • @gaylemc2692
      @gaylemc2692 2 года назад +5

      One is too many..

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 2 года назад +6

      Yes I agree. 40 years ago men got away with Everything. Now we have laws and standards. And yet, some people continue to Ignore the line.

  • @captain_context9991
    @captain_context9991 2 года назад +5

    "Dont let the door hit you on the way out" Pfff... If Andrew Cuomo was coming on as a guest... Just a month ago... He would be welcome with open arms. Stephen Colbert really is the single most cater-for-all personality on TV.

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 года назад +2

      You're terribly pessimistic. What's wrong with changing your stance when you gain new information? Do you think it's better to stay in the same position forever no matter what you learn?

    • @captain_context9991
      @captain_context9991 2 года назад +1

      @@whiteraven181
      Notice how you just created a whole scenario for me now. Its so cheap... To make the same old tired jokes about anyone who has touched a womans knee with any kind of intent since the 1980s. All these women had the option to simply walk away, but didnt. Because he is rich and famous. Then suddenly they have to exploit the "mee too" culture and try to cash in later... YEARS later. Its so limp wristed. So pathetic. So easy.

    • @curses6166
      @curses6166 2 года назад

      @@captain_context9991 Exactly

    • @deana6072
      @deana6072 6 месяцев назад

      @@whiteraven181 same way you are turning on Biden 🤭

  • @mikeykanstenpoyy6523
    @mikeykanstenpoyy6523 2 года назад +16

    So we just gonna forget stephen wasnt fanning over him just a couple months ago 🤣

    • @shirokimminjungparkjeon3358
      @shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 2 года назад +4

      So you're saying that Stephen should've kept fanning over him instead of calling him out?

    • @mikeykanstenpoyy6523
      @mikeykanstenpoyy6523 2 года назад +3

      @@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 why simp for a multi-millionaire corporate shill of comedian thats kinda cringy bro… i know your better than this 🥲

    • @braesidebikes4344
      @braesidebikes4344 2 года назад +5

      what's wrong with updating your opinion on someone based on new information? that's what intelligent people do - they learn.

    • @mikeykanstenpoyy6523
      @mikeykanstenpoyy6523 2 года назад +4

      @@braesidebikes4344 i guess being a democrat shills the inn thing nowadays I remember when he actually used to be funny is all

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 2 года назад +1

      @@braesidebikes4344 the information already there before... but they chose to ignore it

  • @marochkaminkeng9872
    @marochkaminkeng9872 2 года назад +262

    “We fought a civil war, and we are no longer subjects.” Don’t even know what to say to that.

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 2 года назад +34

      Yeah there is a reason she is a stay at home mother. Lol

    • @amietedeschi3203
      @amietedeschi3203 2 года назад +9

      Well, technically the American Revolution was a civil war, because the American colonists were citizens of the country they were fighting. I don’t agree at all with her argument, but she may have gotten that one point right.

    • @marochkaminkeng9872
      @marochkaminkeng9872 2 года назад +31

      @@amietedeschi3203 i think it’s more about the fact that the civil war was over slavery and her choice of words is kind of tone-deaf to that.

    • @taoist32
      @taoist32 2 года назад +1

      @@marochkaminkeng9872 Civil war was not all about slavery. That was only one part of it.

    • @marochkaminkeng9872
      @marochkaminkeng9872 2 года назад +27

      @@taoist32 that’s like saying that the holocaust was only one part of the reason why WW2 happened.

  • @gianlucaalessia5538
    @gianlucaalessia5538 2 года назад +1335

    So basically companies would be willing to spend a fortune to advertise in space but can't pay taxes or their employees a living wage

    • @redbarchetta8782
      @redbarchetta8782 2 года назад +17

      ^^^

    • @rendajones7368
      @rendajones7368 2 года назад +20

      @Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Well, yes. That’s the “bottom line.”

    • @brianclark785
      @brianclark785 2 года назад +32

      Well yes, you see the advertising in outer space would be a business cost that brought down the yearly earnings and would therefore reduce their tax liability.

    • @tetleydidley
      @tetleydidley 2 года назад +14

      I doubt anyone working at Tesla works for less than a living wage.

    • @ironyelegy
      @ironyelegy 2 года назад +10

      @@brianclark785 tax liability > human survival ?

  • @melodyknievel515
    @melodyknievel515 2 года назад +4

    "Thank you for your service" as he shakes Colbert's hand. John Baptist is a talk show legend. He and Colbert make the best late night duo!

  • @joshfields22
    @joshfields22 2 года назад +4

    John saying “Thank you for your service” to Stephen was the best 🤣

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 года назад +645

    The line was not "redrawn," he just ignored it until he faced consequences.

    • @whocares269
      @whocares269 2 года назад +9

      He only thinks it's been redrawn because he's seeing it in red tape for the first time 😒

    • @DrTssha
      @DrTssha 2 года назад +28

      I'm a fan of Beau of the fifth column, and he did a video recently where he responded to someone asking "everyone's moved the goddamn line, so where's the line?", and the answer was "you've always known. You're just upset because you can't get away with taking advantage of women like you used to".
      The line's always been there. They just want people to ignore it, so they can get back to feeling people up again. It's disgusting, and I hope they're finally held accountable.

    • @matthewkoch6937
      @matthewkoch6937 2 года назад +11

      You're completely right. He's sorry....sorry he got caught!

    • @paulburley7993
      @paulburley7993 2 года назад +16

      Who knew slipping your hand up a woman's blouse and cupping her breast could be misconstrued as sexual harassment!!!? I listened to his blathering, sickening speech and finally gave up grabbing my chin and just left it on the floor. What a first class asshole. He can now add the moniker " a shameless liar."

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 2 года назад +7

      One of my favorite quotes ever is "It's not the same being sorry, than being sorry you're caught". As many other have pointed out, that cynical "I didn't know they moved the line" simply means "dammit, now I can't continue to exploit my feigned ignorance"

  • @cz2165
    @cz2165 2 года назад +609

    Cuomo got cringier and cringier with these attempted “excuses”. Yuck.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 2 года назад +9

      I think it was the pacing of his delivery. If he let the words just flow out it probably would have seemed more authentic. But he put a period full stop after almost every word and just made it seem like he was mansplaining every thing.

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 2 года назад +7

      Those women were paid off 😳

    • @weizerthanbud7464
      @weizerthanbud7464 2 года назад +5

      @@charlesbridges3991 innocent til proven guilty. This stinks. American Democrats are snowflakes. I'm so glad bill Cosby is free

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 2 года назад +24

      @@weizerthanbud7464
      That man fucking admitted to his guilt.

    • @cmhardin37
      @cmhardin37 2 года назад +9

      @@Richard_Nickerson exactly. Why don't people get that?

  • @sammhy3264
    @sammhy3264 2 года назад +23

    He’s not taking any responsibility instead ruined his reputation even more

  • @CydnAlpha
    @CydnAlpha 2 года назад +112

    Hey Stephen,
    Is it scary to see your parodies becoming reality before your eyes?

    • @mygrandpasayshesd.b.cooper6200
      @mygrandpasayshesd.b.cooper6200 2 года назад +12

      He can't see that... He became his own parody.

    • @mmmmm1113
      @mmmmm1113 2 года назад +2

      I feel like he hit his head and forgot who he was… or someone has something on him… it’s weird.

    • @sgtoverload_5167
      @sgtoverload_5167 2 года назад +1

      Maybe he fears the wraith oh his wifes boyfriend

  • @johnnyroche138
    @johnnyroche138 2 года назад +55

    If he doesn’t want the door hitting his ass on the way out, then he shouldn’t have dressed like he wanted it

  • @kathleentheg
    @kathleentheg 2 года назад +291

    The camera guy lost it in the apple pie hotdogs. I still remember his laugh from quarantine times

    • @Hooyahfish
      @Hooyahfish 2 года назад +21

      I think that’s the producer. But yeah it makes me laugh when I hear him laugh.

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 2 года назад +1

      Apple pie hot dogs?! My God! America's imploding! #LOL #LMAO #LMFAO #LOFL

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 2 года назад +3

      Guy Pierre ,your hotdog apple pie is disgusting .

    • @kyle-ri5mz
      @kyle-ri5mz 2 года назад +2

      I think he was laughing at colbert's hypocrisy.

    • @ricmorales3406
      @ricmorales3406 2 года назад +1

      Now all we have is audience pandering to Colbert's ego

  • @JohnnyLeven
    @JohnnyLeven 2 года назад +1

    I completely forgot about Harold and The Purple Crayon. Thanks for the memories.

  • @friendoffrancis
    @friendoffrancis 2 года назад +4

    When you're on TV so long that the random crap you said 15 years ago is suddenly true.

  • @mikeshea2456
    @mikeshea2456 2 года назад +53

    Colbert: *makes a joke about how RUclips ads suck*
    RUclips: *runs a 30 second unskippable ad right before the punchline*

  • @salmaal-shaoily5809
    @salmaal-shaoily5809 2 года назад +161

    He stepped down so he wouldn't lose his pension and the ability to run for office again in the future as a result of being impeached and removed.

    • @itsflowerside
      @itsflowerside 2 года назад +14

      yeah but this scandal has totally ruined the chances of him successfully running anyway

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge 2 года назад +4

      Yup. Gotta keep that pension.

    • @TWFydGlu
      @TWFydGlu 2 года назад +2

      And he’s only 63. So many years ahead of him…

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 2 года назад +5

      The can actually still impeach him. They haven't decided if they are going to pursue impeachment now.

    • @siam5579
      @siam5579 2 года назад +1

      Are you saying he shouldn’t have resigned? I thought that’s what you all wanted. Just can’t make y’all happy. 😂

  • @Evanb91
    @Evanb91 2 года назад +3

    Wasn't this the same guy who was fawning over Cuomo until about two minutes ago?

  • @MetaRam
    @MetaRam 2 года назад +1

    "Try it. It's... it's YEET."
    SPAT MY FUCKING COFFEE ON MY KEYBOARD.

  • @IndySidhu88
    @IndySidhu88 2 года назад +39

    Apple Pie Hot Dog: Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it NEEDS to exist.

    • @chaskratz3348
      @chaskratz3348 2 года назад +3

      Well, something has to be the dumbest idea for food

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 2 года назад +42

    Ultimately, I'm disappointed more than anything else. I wanted a better story for Mr. Cuomo. But it was on him to see that we got one, not anyone else.

  • @jimmartin5309
    @jimmartin5309 2 года назад +6

    You supported Cuomo, not that long ago!
    Cmon dude have some integrity!

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 2 года назад

      Jim Martin -- Cuomo has done some good things, for which Colbert praised him. He has also done some scummy things, which cost him his job and for which Colbert panned him. Is it your feeling that if someone does something good, no one should ever criticize them, and if someone does something bad, they should never be praised for the good things they did?

    • @TJStellmach
      @TJStellmach 2 года назад +1

      You have strange ideas about integrity.

    • @jimmartin5309
      @jimmartin5309 2 года назад

      Morons woke up a couple of days ago, probably “triggered by my Flag” 😜

  • @bertrandcroft6644
    @bertrandcroft6644 2 года назад +1

    The court will have to decide mister Colbert, not you nor your audience no matter how much I appreciate your program and most of your routines and comments.

  • @ofsinope
    @ofsinope 2 года назад +101

    "I have a bachelor's degree in logic..."
    Wow that's actually pretty impressive, a real logician!
    "...a master's degree in motherhood..."
    Oh never mind, I get it, you're doing a thing.

    • @Leelz247
      @Leelz247 2 года назад +1

      😆

    • @adelinas.7335
      @adelinas.7335 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂 I went from huh, really those exist? To oh, never mind…🙄

    • @Piedone21
      @Piedone21 2 года назад +11

      A BS degree in BS

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 2 года назад +6

      I think she should of opened with the master’s degree in motherhood because for a second I was wondering what a logic degree was.

    • @cmw12
      @cmw12 2 года назад +4

      Same. I was ready to listen respectfully to a genuine argument.

  • @KelRiever
    @KelRiever 2 года назад +75

    Cuomo, who changed the Tappan Zee bridge name, a bridge named after an American Indian tribe, to be in his daddy's name. So let's not pretend the ego of this man wasn't on display a long time ago. This has nothing to do with political parties, but a certain kind of person we make excuses for.

    • @heidikickhouse-
      @heidikickhouse- 2 года назад +10

      The people of New York should demand that it be changed back. It should never have been allowed in the first place, if only to avoid the appearance of impropriety. The sooner the better. What is the mechanism for that?

    • @ironyelegy
      @ironyelegy 2 года назад +4

      Maybe a reversal is in order :( I have a feeling that we will learn many open "secrets" of cuomo soon

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 2 года назад +1

      I had no idea that the original Tappan Zee Bridge had even been demolished and replaced with a new bridge. It's been a while since I left New York, though.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад +3

      Well now he gets to watch as folks who used to dance to his every tune burn their bridges over him. Because karma's a bitch and her justice is nothing short of poetic.

    • @carlawilkinson4843
      @carlawilkinson4843 2 года назад

      @@gamepapa1211 : don't be so dramatic

  • @Iris421989
    @Iris421989 2 года назад +13

    I think I preferred the pandemic version of the show, if I’m honest.

  • @aliciarains6245
    @aliciarains6245 2 года назад +1

    @11:58.... Steven said: "Someone come get this crap!!" He ain't took another bite. 😆

  • @Darchias
    @Darchias 2 года назад +54

    His face just screamed that the Apple Pie Hot Dog tastes EXACTLY like you think it would taste.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 года назад

      hard to swallow, but given enough time maybe people can handle that much American. until then, stay in florida

  • @gangstapenguin2773
    @gangstapenguin2773 2 года назад +28

    that Kars 4 Kids joke has John Oliver ready to end it all

    • @FauxPlantEnthusiast
      @FauxPlantEnthusiast 2 года назад +1

      i'm so used to seeing kars 4 kids ads getting blown up mid-song on last week tonight that i FULLY EXPECTED that to happen and was very surprised to hear the whole song in its entirety

  • @DemonDog444
    @DemonDog444 2 года назад +175

    Colbert was singing Cuomo's praises just a few months ago.

    • @dinsdag6juli2010
      @dinsdag6juli2010 2 года назад +3

      @@beammeup9504 Yeah but we knew New York was changing the way they register covid deaths way before...

    • @braesidebikes4344
      @braesidebikes4344 2 года назад +44

      not being able to change your mind or update an opinion based on new information is a good thing in your mind? an intelligent person responds to new information, surely, regardless of what they thought before they knew. how can that possibly be a problem? seriously, I want to know.

    • @davehughes1667
      @davehughes1667 2 года назад +7

      @@braesidebikes4344 you think this was new information? When Biden is finally ousted as a child sniffer will you all pretend you never knew?

    • @myfriendscallmek2745
      @myfriendscallmek2745 2 года назад +24

      First he wasnt. Second unlike the spoiled dumbasses calling themselves conservatives, Stephen determines his attitude towards people based on how they behave, not on parties

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 года назад +7

      Yes, he was. And I'll bet you still think the FORMER president is going to be re-instated? How's it going with that?

  • @richedwards4590
    @richedwards4590 2 года назад +1

    Hard to choose between 'smug' and 'hypocrite' as most appropriate adjective for Colbert, go with both.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 2 года назад +13

    A pat on the face, a touch of the stomach... those are perfectly acceptable ways to saying thank you or I appreciate you to someone?
    No wonder you think you never crossed any lines. Good thing that's not for you to decide.

  • @pooppooper9033
    @pooppooper9033 2 года назад +117

    “…the extent of which the line has been redrawn.”
    I think anyone with half a brain would be able to realize that the line is far, FAR, before grabbing someone’s breast.

    • @grilledcheeseandsoup1652
      @grilledcheeseandsoup1652 2 года назад +11

      Agree 💯! I don't recall grabbing a women's breast without consent ever being on the appropriate side of the line. I'm pretty sure that lame excuse is one of the examples on a mandatory sexual harassment video. I always wondered who was stupid enough to need these videos, now I know.

    • @adde9506
      @adde9506 2 года назад +1

      The weird part is that the line now is far, FAR more permissive than it was when he would have been learning what was okay and what was not. So... who redrew what here?

    • @revcoston
      @revcoston 2 года назад

      That same woman grabbed my junk in an elevator but no one cares

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 2 года назад +2

      @@revcoston I care. I am a woman. That shit is not okay and you should report them. Until more and more men come out and have their own me too# moment just like Ted Cruz men will still get harrassed and not protected too.

  • @palecompass3598
    @palecompass3598 2 года назад +4

    Here's a tip for men, if you want to express "I see you" to someone, just look at them ... in the eyes.

  • @doggieGZ
    @doggieGZ 2 года назад +4

    Wasn't Colbert praising and fawning over Cuomo all last year? Didn't Stephen Colbert also promote Andrew Cuomo's book on his show?

    • @braesidebikes4344
      @braesidebikes4344 2 года назад

      he's obviously intelligent enough to update his opinion on someone based on new information. good for him.

    • @doggieGZ
      @doggieGZ 2 года назад

      @@braesidebikes4344 yeah but he didnt even fess up to his errors and constant fawning over Cuomo all of last year. Atleast Trevor Noah did.

  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah 2 года назад +787

    I swear I expected the alien to burst out and say:
    _"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."_
    😆🤣🤣🤭

    • @Skarlett00
      @Skarlett00 2 года назад +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 2 года назад +26

      That would have been funnier! Good one! 😂

    • @TheArcadeLink
      @TheArcadeLink 2 года назад +14

      OH man I would've loved that!

    • @dennis141288
      @dennis141288 2 года назад +9

      So you sensor swearing, but show an alien eating its way out of a Human? I will never understand the US...

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 года назад +10

      Icke Wa I'd say 90% of U.S. citizens have seen that particular scene, and therefore don't care.

  • @smkh2890
    @smkh2890 2 года назад +115

    Cuomo just needed to say " But ...I'm Italian!" Case over.

  • @c.r.n7315
    @c.r.n7315 2 года назад +12

    Weren’t you humoring him like a year ago? Don’t try to sweep that under the rug Colbert.

  • @dianehelena
    @dianehelena 2 года назад +2

    "Don't laugh when your enemy falls; don't crow over his collapse" (Proverbs 24:17).

  • @toddwilliams5905
    @toddwilliams5905 2 года назад +58

    The good ol' daze when you could abuse your co-worker. Before the line moved...

  • @frizzlethecat2084
    @frizzlethecat2084 2 года назад +65

    That woman with the Bachelor in Logic earns a lot of money, judging from her lunch. Too bad she didn't spend it on a Masters in Logic-comprehension.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 2 года назад +12

      or even a brief critical thinking class.

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 2 года назад +2

      Weird how the clips are so short

    • @williamho2940
      @williamho2940 2 года назад +3

      Bachelors in Logic?? So like a minor of a minor in philosophy?

  • @alaskanwolf450
    @alaskanwolf450 2 года назад +4

    Don’t act like you werent buddy buddies with Chris

  • @carvedman1
    @carvedman1 2 года назад +4

    Hmmmm not to long ago you were speaking so highly of him on your show.

  • @joyj1219
    @joyj1219 2 года назад +12

    Did she get her Master’s in logic from Trump University?

    • @laelae4580
      @laelae4580 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @laelae4580
      @laelae4580 2 года назад

      Omgoodness. These comments having me lmao.

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 2 года назад +255

    I'm wondering why there isn't a "freedom outcry" against "No shirt, no shoes, no service" - or even the fact that most places have a clothing mandate.

    • @buddymaxwell6881
      @buddymaxwell6881 2 года назад +44

      seatbelts also seem popular...

    • @laurendoe168
      @laurendoe168 2 года назад +22

      @@buddymaxwell6881 Exactly! The great governmental freedom restricting "Seat Belt Mandate!!" ... it's as if they want to prove Darwin's Survival of the Fittest.

    • @traindiesel7005
      @traindiesel7005 2 года назад +35

      that's just weak thinking... stop signs are for the frail, traffic lights are for the timid, and brakes in cars are for cowards. we gettin soft...

    • @darwinsom957
      @darwinsom957 2 года назад +13

      Yes. Examples should be rules that protect others as you state. Spitting. Assault when you have AIDS is a potential felony. Not shoveling snow & icing over. Leaving a toaster next to your spouse's bathtub. Ok maybe that's complicated.

    • @darwinsom957
      @darwinsom957 2 года назад +3

      @@buddymaxwell6881 never enter New Hampshire. Trust me. It's the dog poo on the sidewalk of New England (highest Vax rates 1 Vermont 2 Massachusetts where our main topic was is it OK to jump the line if offered?)

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 2 года назад +1

    I did NOT see that signing Xenomorph ad coming! LOL

  • @GeekMasterGames
    @GeekMasterGames 2 года назад +2

    And now, "yeet" has been retired from being cool.

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +220

    How quickly someone's fortune can change. Just a year ago, he was lauded for his response and daily briefings on the pandemic. Hailed as someone that took charge in a crisis. And a few months and a few scandals later, he's now practically a political pariah. Well, at least the Democratic party can still hold their own accountable. Quite a few problematic politicians on the other side are still walking around despite their part in an insurrection.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +20

      An insurrection on top of many scandals including, but not limited to, sexual harassment within the GOP. To get asked to leave, you have to die, and even then certain members would still try to have you vote. 🙄

    • @JasonB72481
      @JasonB72481 2 года назад +11

      Let's not forget his cover up of the killing of senior citizens and giving protection to the higher ups. It was so corrupt that Republicans started emulating it.

    • @georgemichaels9511
      @georgemichaels9511 2 года назад +5

      He’s just weak. You don’t admit guilt or resign. Do what Donald Trump did. Be a winner

    • @BrayOfTheDonkey
      @BrayOfTheDonkey 2 года назад +8

      Just like Rudy with 9/11 and then went down hill after being NY mayor

    • @JimH.
      @JimH. 2 года назад +11

      Again let's not pretend that the Democrats didn't know what he was up to for a long time. It's not like these actions just now happened and it's a sudden shock. All politicians in all parties should be held accountable to the same standards, but to imply the left somehow polices itself better is disingenuous at best.

  • @BlairTindall86
    @BlairTindall86 2 года назад +51

    It's a little weird that American broadcasters will gladly show a horrifically violent and gory scene from a horror film, yet they censor curse words and even partial nudity.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 2 года назад +10

      Americans don't care about blood and gore but "OMG HE SAID SHIT INSTEAD OF DOODOO and don't forget "AHHHHHHH MY EYES, SHE'S SHOWING THE FAINT SHADOW OF A NIPPLE THROUGH THAT THICK SWEATER!!!!!!!!"

    • @smkh2890
      @smkh2890 2 года назад +1

      Because the difference between fake violence and real violence is understood, even subconsciously.
      Network tv doesn’t show actual killing, and recently give warnings about even generalised scenes of conflict.

    • @astilealavatica1404
      @astilealavatica1404 2 года назад +2

      Our aversion to sexual reality is why we have kids making kids...

    • @demonsorrows
      @demonsorrows 2 года назад +3

      Gotta remember there are a lot of people who claim violence and gore is horrible and desensitizes children.. Then they force their kids to watch something like Passion of the Christ, raise them to glorify war and the military, dehumanizing people that don't believe in the same religion or politics, justify violence/racism/bigotry/sexism/prejudice/treason/etc because it's not directly affecting them or supports their delusions about themsleves.
      You can't expect a completely rational society to remain when many in that society live in secluded communities fueled by fantasy and delusion.

  • @rodycaz8984
    @rodycaz8984 2 года назад +5

    You were a HUGE Cuomo fangirl though, Stevie. Are we just supposed to ignore that? LOL!

    • @TJStellmach
      @TJStellmach 2 года назад

      Yeah, well, Bill Cosby used to have a lot of fans, too, but guess what changed?

  • @williamStonehill7382
    @williamStonehill7382 10 месяцев назад

    Wait a moment, hotdogs aren't food in America. Here down under, hotdogs are a hole meal

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 2 года назад +69

    4:34
    Lady, would you go to a restaurant that has constant cases of customers getting e coli and where they advertise that only a portion of their employees wash their hands so it's a gamble that your food might be contaminated.

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 2 года назад +53

    Dude idk why but the interactions between Stephen and Jon were so fucken funny tonight. Jon telling Stephen “thank you for your service” and then saluting him after the apple pie hot dog clip and him responding “yeah I think it is” to Stephen’s question of “is it yeet?” 🤣

    • @JasonArmond
      @JasonArmond 2 года назад +3

      I was laughing so hard at "thank you for your service" with Jon being serious. It was the best.

  • @aj42k
    @aj42k 2 года назад

    "We love baseball, hot dogs, bottled water, Chevrolet."

  • @marielagarcia6173
    @marielagarcia6173 2 года назад

    I was laughing the entire time!

  • @pleasuretokill
    @pleasuretokill 2 года назад +22

    John saluting "Thank you for your service" LOL

  • @alissacheck4194
    @alissacheck4194 2 года назад +55

    I am astounded that Stephen saw this news and was like, "Hey, I came up with that in the 2000s"

    • @adelinas.7335
      @adelinas.7335 2 года назад +5

      Ikr!?! That’s crazy impressive!

    • @mssarahjansen
      @mssarahjansen 2 года назад +3

      Him or one of his staff

    • @adelinas.7335
      @adelinas.7335 2 года назад +3

      @@mssarahjansen Agreed! I admit I thought of that as well but I wouldn’t be surprised if Colbert remembered it because he has an astonishing ability to remember details when he tells stories about his past. 😆

    • @mssarahjansen
      @mssarahjansen 2 года назад

      @@adelinas.7335 That is for sure true 👌🏼

  • @elliemccarthy3487
    @elliemccarthy3487 2 года назад

    From the UK 🇬🇧 we support Virginia Roberts

  • @calebmcintosh1991
    @calebmcintosh1991 2 года назад

    Faster than a chalupa through a Bassett hound is solid gold. I intend to incorporate it into my daily usage.

  • @AleAT
    @AleAT 2 года назад +291

    "I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been re-drawn" just wow...

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +32

      I don't think it exactly makes things better for him to say that he didn't know that the law had finally caught up to that level of harassment. As governor, perhaps one should keep up on current events, and maybe even LEGISLATION. 🙄

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 2 года назад +31

      @@cc1k435 What? When was it ok to grab a woman by the boob?!

    • @Karrikua
      @Karrikua 2 года назад +28

      That was so disgusting to hear

    • @asleepawake3645
      @asleepawake3645 2 года назад +13

      @@IMSiegfried , when it is consensual

    • @SarahElisabethJoyal
      @SarahElisabethJoyal 2 года назад +18

      @@IMSiegfried he's thinking back to the Mad Men era when we all just put up with it and didn't complain

  • @mainevent-ually5531
    @mainevent-ually5531 2 года назад +452

    Elon Musk trying put advertisements in the sky's really proves what George Carlin said about america becoming nothing more then just, "ONE BIG SHOPPING MALL!"👴

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 2 года назад +13

      Buy N Large

    • @kristawright3970
      @kristawright3970 2 года назад +4

      Love this

    • @margo3367
      @margo3367 2 года назад +10

      I was just outside walking my dog when I thought of what Carlin said about the "planet will be fine", it's just the people who are f**ked!

    • @otak3133
      @otak3133 2 года назад +7

      I'm gonna need a bigger place to put all my stuff while I go out and get more stuff.

    • @reginaromsey
      @reginaromsey 2 года назад +3

      Elon Musk can read, and he can create the future with jobs that require more schooling than making buggy whips. Reading? Robert Heinlein, The Man Who Sold the Moon.

  • @jamesdanton9033
    @jamesdanton9033 2 года назад +2

    We're you the same people touting him, saying you were 'Cuomo sexual'? Hypocrites.

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 2 года назад

    Whenever that kars for kids ad comes on the radio, I dive for the off switch 😆

  • @stefanfrankel8157
    @stefanfrankel8157 2 года назад +33

    "...The line has been redrawn." Until that, I was leaning toward giving the guy the benefit of the doubt.

    • @patrickbooth5091
      @patrickbooth5091 2 года назад +1

      Did you give him the benefit of the doubt with the thousands and thousands of nursing home deaths in his state?

  • @MGLweareonlyone
    @MGLweareonlyone 2 года назад +32

    "It's yeet" oh, Stephen, you're such a man of culture.

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 2 года назад +2

      @joe smath Why are you trolling after people you don't know?

    • @MGLweareonlyone
      @MGLweareonlyone 2 года назад +2

      @joe smath I think you just got yeeted

    • @MGLweareonlyone
      @MGLweareonlyone 2 года назад +2

      @joe smath and you seem to care too much about how beyond I am from reproach, you should get over it, I know I already did.

    • @shirokimminjungparkjeon3358
      @shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 2 года назад +2

      @joe smath I think you confused "fawning over" with "complementing"

    • @donnasparks2790
      @donnasparks2790 2 года назад

      If you want to call that culture! I'm sorry but that kind of thing will be passe by spring. Apparently you have a very limited idea of what culture is. Sorry babe try that again when you grow up and actually have some exposure to what real culture is. What you're describing is a fad nothing more.

  • @rugby846
    @rugby846 2 года назад

    the signer is always my fave haha

  • @chomanthapa
    @chomanthapa 2 года назад +2

    Did he not praise Cuomo in the past?

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +490

    OK, good. I'm really sorry he's not the person I thought he was - I used to like him a lot - and I'm glad he resigned. Now when are Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, Kavanaugh etc. etc. etc. going be held accountable? We're ready!

    • @TihetrisWeathersby
      @TihetrisWeathersby 2 года назад +23

      Lesson learned, Dont idolize Politicians

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 2 года назад +31

      All of those people that you mentioned are innocent. Unlike biden & the rest of the liberal goons with sexual accusations. Believe every woman unless ur a democrat right???

    • @crehenge2386
      @crehenge2386 2 года назад +12

      lol you're really gullible

    • @rhiannonrede
      @rhiannonrede 2 года назад +11

      I really liked him too. Just disappointed.

    • @garbanzofish3551
      @garbanzofish3551 2 года назад +37

      @@victorarredondo304 I mean trump literally has photos next to Epstein. Lol I mean Andrew cumo, fuck him for what he did to woman…but he didn’t diddle kids like trump.

  • @nathancrossen2224
    @nathancrossen2224 2 года назад +15

    Look at the sign-language interpreter's face when Cuomo says "redrawn"! Classic.

  • @elikarrick6586
    @elikarrick6586 2 года назад

    Saying "It's yeet" is somehow preferable to the correct term.

  • @rachaelashdown2301
    @rachaelashdown2301 2 года назад +1

    I choked on my not-over-easy eggs when I heard "It's yeet." You got me, Stephen.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 2 года назад

      I have never been able to figure out how "yeet" is supposed to be used, so I'm just going to follow Stephen's example from now on.

  • @Cthulhu4President
    @Cthulhu4President 2 года назад +63

    "In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone. But they moved the line."
    Nobody 'moved the line', people just started standing up for themselves and telling you 'no'.
    That's the part these people don't like, being told 'no'.

    • @strawberrybird7319
      @strawberrybird7319 2 года назад +1

      Exactly! I hate this stupid excuse of „it was different back then“ and „it wasn’t a problem when I was young,“. No, there was just no one who would listen to a woman who was harassed.

  • @aundizielsdorff5374
    @aundizielsdorff5374 2 года назад +756

    I miss the no studio audience version with his adorable wife.

    • @Nan-59
      @Nan-59 2 года назад +33

      Me, too! She was a great co-host!

    • @tetleydidley
      @tetleydidley 2 года назад +35

      You're not going to miss it much longer I believe.

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 2 года назад +25

      We all do. It felt much more intimate.

    • @calinasagilitypartner4444
      @calinasagilitypartner4444 2 года назад +18

      I mean, all the monologues are on YT. I personally think Stephen is better in front of a real audience.

    • @sethie_shots
      @sethie_shots 2 года назад +26

      Kinda same, the audience sounds fake to me still 😂 like canned audience in sitcoms

  • @virginiahuber20
    @virginiahuber20 2 года назад +34

    "It's like Martha Washington gave birth in my mouth!"
    Jon Batiste's face says it all 🤣

    • @cerebrofan
      @cerebrofan 2 года назад

      Sorry, missed it, having to throw up each time I see his hair

  • @SP-cd3wo
    @SP-cd3wo 2 года назад

    Super slick “ ..the line had been redrawn..”

  • @TylerBaraby
    @TylerBaraby 2 года назад +87

    I thought he was just going to drop the plate and say something like, "oops. I guess we'll just never know if this HOTDOG APPLE PIE is good or not."

    • @Lyddiebits
      @Lyddiebits 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @billadams4924
      @billadams4924 2 года назад +3

      Oh, we would have known. We always knew, deep down in the cockles of our hearts. Maybe below the cockles - maybe in the sub-cockle area; maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon - we don't know where, but we know.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 2 года назад

      No Stephen always eats the food. 😂

  • @DarlaVaughan
    @DarlaVaughan 2 года назад +87

    Jon"s face at "Martha Washington gave birth..." 😂😂😂

    • @paulm.8660
      @paulm.8660 2 года назад +9

      Came here looking for this comment! That reaction just says it all

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 2 года назад +3

      Just posted the same comment... and then scrolled and found yours.

    • @VANssaZOOlema
      @VANssaZOOlema 2 года назад +2

      😂 i know right !

    • @mgg5418
      @mgg5418 2 года назад +1

      I felt seen and heard 😂

  • @jeffreybosiljevac3408
    @jeffreybosiljevac3408 2 года назад

    If you’re going to put a giant screen in space… it’s got to be the phantom zone with the 3 villains from Krypton!!!

  • @elizabethphilly2011
    @elizabethphilly2011 2 года назад +2

    (103) Tucker shows 'humiliating' montage of comedians backtracking on Cuomo - RUclips

  • @TooLittleInfo
    @TooLittleInfo 2 года назад +25

    The axe forgets, but the tree remembers. Abusers never seem to have even the faintest recollection of all the shitty things they did.

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 2 года назад +2

      Interesting example... Appropriate too.

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 2 года назад +1

      Well said.

    • @Kim_Miller
      @Kim_Miller 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for introducing me to this proverb. I've never heard it before, but it resonates deeply.

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 2 года назад +5

    Jon Batiste's serious face and "thank you for your service"... Was not expecting that. Freaking hilarious.

  • @frankcasatelli4078
    @frankcasatelli4078 2 года назад

    Shame on you Colbert!

  • @ghanagirl7636
    @ghanagirl7636 2 года назад

    The friendly suck on the toe broke me 🤣.

  • @frankreberto9637
    @frankreberto9637 2 года назад +57

    Jeffrey dahmer: “In my mind I’ve never crossed a line”

  • @thelegendaryyeet7736
    @thelegendaryyeet7736 2 года назад +74

    So wait.
    The chick chose a bachelor's in logic and a master's for motherhood. Come on, if you're gonna make up fake credentials go higher than bachelor's.
    Me
    Critical Thinking, PhD

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 2 года назад +4

      I imagine if you asked her to name the principles of logic, you'd get a blank stare in return.

    • @ROMBomb001
      @ROMBomb001 2 года назад +3

      @@Corn_Pone_Flicks Or a measured retort: "I don't need yer fancy book learnin'!"

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer 2 года назад +2

      I have that same PhD, school of reddit 💪

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 2 года назад

      So these degrees pay ? Lol

  • @jirafstudio
    @jirafstudio 2 года назад

    Anybody remember, “ baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet?” Well, it’s real now.

  • @Demarcussykeshwh
    @Demarcussykeshwh 2 года назад

    All respect is gone for Stephen Colbert