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  • More Americans are smoking weed than ever before, a Supreme Court Justice and the Speaker of the House have both flown a flag associated with Christian nationalism and the Jan 6 insurrection, and Donald Trump thinks President Biden will drop out of the presidential race before November.
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  • @brenda9990
    @brenda9990 4 месяца назад +531

    Alito and Thomas both disgraceful as judges in our highest court. Should both step down. No excuses!

    • @beargillium2369
      @beargillium2369 4 месяца назад +1

      how is the American flag pro trump? please explain.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@beargillium2369try and keep up. Read

    • @thePrisoner1000
      @thePrisoner1000 4 месяца назад +13

      @@beargillium2369 The upside down flag.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 месяца назад +11

      Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.

    • @richardreynolds6398
      @richardreynolds6398 4 месяца назад +14

      @@beargillium2369 Better yet, stop with the purposeful ignorance - it's not funny and it's not clever.

  • @starsabove8059
    @starsabove8059 4 месяца назад +188

    Alito and Thomas are flaunting it now. No accountability.

    • @johannebeerbaum1546
      @johannebeerbaum1546 4 месяца назад +3

      SPITTING AND PEEING ON THE CONSTITUTION WHILE GIVING THE NATION THE FINGER, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…..

    • @lisawall9068
      @lisawall9068 4 месяца назад

      Their beliefs and prejudices are out in the open now. No need for justices to appear professional and unbiased.

    • @ChrisDuprasinVegas
      @ChrisDuprasinVegas 4 месяца назад

      and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 4 месяца назад +1064

    SCOTUS has become absolutely GROTESQUE🤦‍♂️🤮

    • @teresalapier9354
      @teresalapier9354 4 месяца назад

      They are the Scrotus. Buncha ballsac hypocrisy.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 месяца назад

      Just wait until they overturn the 2024 election results in Trump's favor.

    • @DarkRoomAmbience
      @DarkRoomAmbience 4 месяца назад +37

      GROTUS

    • @Tecnodoc32
      @Tecnodoc32 4 месяца назад

      Your country has a sickness. You are the badguy in most stories

    • @thevegandragon_
      @thevegandragon_ 4 месяца назад

      All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
      Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
      The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..

  • @brihmendiola4347
    @brihmendiola4347 4 месяца назад +208

    Justices Alito and Thomas should resign. They're making the Supreme Court a complete joke. 😮😅😂

    • @sakuragyoza
      @sakuragyoza 4 месяца назад +19

      And they aren't even the ones with stolen seats!!

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 4 месяца назад +3

      🏆

    • @womanofsubstance8735
      @womanofsubstance8735 4 месяца назад +10

      They need to take Gaetz and Coney-Barret with them since they lied to get confirmed to the court.

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 4 месяца назад +4

      @@womanofsubstance8735 Gaetz isn’t a judge on any court.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@womanofsubstance8735 Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

  • @danmarquez3971
    @danmarquez3971 4 месяца назад +61

    LOL! Stephen Colbert and his writers are absolutely genius! They make disturbing news insanely funny!

  • @Nite2012Mare
    @Nite2012Mare 4 месяца назад +114

    "they want to sit at a table, I said no, let's stand I want to stand....so we're sitting at a table "
    -art of the deal 🙄😂😂😂😂

    • @ohcar0line
      @ohcar0line 4 месяца назад +3

      😂💀

    • @longlivedemocracy756
      @longlivedemocracy756 4 месяца назад +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 4 месяца назад +4

      Sit, stand; it doesn't matter, he would soil himself before they get to the first question.

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 4 месяца назад

      🥴🇦🇺💙🇺🇸🤔

  • @debrajenkins9211
    @debrajenkins9211 4 месяца назад +91

    Colbert, "The bowling ball seeing those fingers comimg," priceless! Because Alley-way and his flags are giving the middle finger to USA.

  • @barbarataylor5068
    @barbarataylor5068 4 месяца назад +85

    Hope Alito and the rest of the Supreme Court see the clip of his name and face coming on screen and the audience booing.

  • @ginoderose1258
    @ginoderose1258 4 месяца назад +63

    How is it that this Alito flag incident wasn't talked about for over THREE YEARS???

    • @MaryAnn-r1g
      @MaryAnn-r1g 4 месяца назад

      There was just such an unimaginable amount of BS going on it's going to take years to address everything

    • @lady_draguliana784
      @lady_draguliana784 4 месяца назад

      The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...

  • @tdibell
    @tdibell 4 месяца назад +30

    “You guys are a cheap date…” perfect, absolutely perfect! PEABODY WORTHY!!!

  • @anthonettedillard3999
    @anthonettedillard3999 4 месяца назад +66

    Wow, "Mary Jane" still as popular today as in the 1970s when I was a teenager!!😊

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 4 месяца назад +1461

    Alito and Thomas absolutely love to flaunt their corruption.🤦‍♂️🤮

    • @thevegandragon_
      @thevegandragon_ 4 месяца назад

      All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
      Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
      The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 4 месяца назад +74

      I hope classes are taught about their Corruption and Illegalities. Both should be in Prison for their various Criminal behavior.

    • @hiltonwatkins6750
      @hiltonwatkins6750 4 месяца назад +70

      I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.

    • @nicolaasstempels8207
      @nicolaasstempels8207 4 месяца назад +57

      They flaunt their corruption and flout the law.

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 4 месяца назад +39

      does anyone expect anything to happen about it? any consequences? removal from the court perhaps?

  • @rtblues
    @rtblues 4 месяца назад +31

    The umpire analogy bit was SPOT--ON! Colbert does it again!

  • @dlxinfinite801
    @dlxinfinite801 4 месяца назад +28

    That weed bit was brilliantly executed.
    Even the PA suburbs smells like weed.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 4 месяца назад +3

      Well done.

    • @moyerk47
      @moyerk47 4 месяца назад +3

      I will smoke to that!

  • @erinhilliard9347
    @erinhilliard9347 4 месяца назад +15

    I love that you say “all the ships at sea,” for our military members ⚓️🌎🫡

  • @Txepsiyu
    @Txepsiyu 4 месяца назад +148

    SCOTUS has lost the respect of the people.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 4 месяца назад +4

      🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🏅🏅🏆

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 4 месяца назад +6

      If I might add, because of the right wing justices three of which were appointed by a short-fingered vulgarian.

    • @mauriciomdea
      @mauriciomdea 4 месяца назад +4

      And that's worrysome on so many levels...

  • @ag4allgood
    @ag4allgood 4 месяца назад +255

    Scotus should be recused & impeached ! Alito / Thomas / Kavanaugh & Barret all need to be ousted.

  • @jackthetford7558
    @jackthetford7558 4 месяца назад +688

    You can't spell hatred without red hat.

    • @Independentman369
      @Independentman369 4 месяца назад +21

      True

    • @Dezm56
      @Dezm56 4 месяца назад +7

      And redrum?

    • @Beth-zg6gb
      @Beth-zg6gb 4 месяца назад +11

      🎯👏 well said! 🌊🇺🇸💙

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place

    • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
      @InnocentPotato-pd7wi 4 месяца назад +16

      EXACTLY! Red Hat reverse the words and what do you get?HATRED!🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄

  • @fourroadsnorth2723
    @fourroadsnorth2723 4 месяца назад +9

    Always funny, Stephen . . . . "Cheap date!" Good one along with the constant flow of comedy. Thanks for the humour. We all need it.

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 4 месяца назад +6

    Alito's face ... "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming." dropped me to the floor.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 месяца назад +13

    I need someone to follow me around with a printer to print out flattering things about me. 😂

  • @smaugwarriors5543
    @smaugwarriors5543 4 месяца назад +38

    Luv'd that last bit with the printer. She played it perfectly and Colbert as always did his. 👍🏽

  • @Xylophone8
    @Xylophone8 4 месяца назад +1210

    Alito is a disgrace and should be impeached! Just ridiculous!

    • @_MissDee_
      @_MissDee_ 4 месяца назад

      Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)

    • @davidchalk8883
      @davidchalk8883 4 месяца назад

      What sort of majority do the Dems need in the senate to get a conviction?

    • @tinalessia
      @tinalessia 4 месяца назад +99

      Along with Kavanaugh and the other criminal Thomas

    • @Xylophone8
      @Xylophone8 4 месяца назад +65

      @@tinalessia And the others who lied to Congress…Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙

    • @ItWentChunkaCHUNK
      @ItWentChunkaCHUNK 4 месяца назад

      Haven't you heard? Impeachment is just a political stunt now.

  • @SoberOKMoments
    @SoberOKMoments 4 месяца назад +92

    "Here's a Nazi, Cheryl. Get out of there." Perfectly stated!

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 4 месяца назад +5

    "Daddy needs his Happy Page". Comic gold! Well Done! 💙

  • @gilesluver
    @gilesluver 4 месяца назад +215

    "I'm not a Nazi. I just hire Nazis who can't read background text." --Trump (probably)
    That's not the excuse you think it is, Don.

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 4 месяца назад +14

      Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 4 месяца назад +8

      @@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"

    • @gilesluver
      @gilesluver 4 месяца назад +3

      @@martin2289 that information needs to be pushed.

    • @stephengraham1153
      @stephengraham1153 4 месяца назад

      Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.

    • @crazybaby_3
      @crazybaby_3 4 месяца назад +1

      Yay... weed

  • @ricktarded5943
    @ricktarded5943 4 месяца назад +16

    "...and antique doll that moves closer every time you look away," Nailed it Stephen.

  • @varianeng9668
    @varianeng9668 4 месяца назад +28

    I'm beginning to really like when Colbert reacts to the crowds response to a joke with the same enthusiasm as a parent who's entertained by a kid doing something sad but adorable.

    • @johnbannister9212
      @johnbannister9212 4 месяца назад

      There are actual real jokes on this show? without prompted audience applauds. Sorry, shucks, this is the US

    • @McCarthyJohn100
      @McCarthyJohn100 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@johnbannister9212Bot or just a Troll? Going through the comments and criticizing the comedic quality on different comedy shows sounds like you make excellent use of your time.

  • @BriRog68
    @BriRog68 4 месяца назад +11

    Can you imagine if Trump fell asleep during the debate...lol the world would implode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 4 месяца назад

      Well, the MAGAsphere would, anyway.

  • @s1nd3r3llee
    @s1nd3r3llee 4 месяца назад +70

    Impeach Alito and Thomas!! Vote BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! Thanks Stephen C!

  • @markaldridge5089
    @markaldridge5089 4 месяца назад +138

    From The UK I just can't comprehend how (as part of the system of "checks and balances") it was thought a good idea to have a Supreme Court that would be entirely impartial and yet whose members would be entirely politically appointed. All judges too for that matter. Am I missing something here?

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 4 месяца назад +27

      Like a lot of other things in American politics (see: filibuster, electoral college), it relied upon everyone involved recognising the spirit of the law and not being blatantly partisan.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 4 месяца назад +26

      ​@paulgibbon5991 Exactly. What we're learning as citizens now is that all the vaunted checks and balances depend on honor, which the Republicans threw away when Eisenhower left office.

    • @v.b9139
      @v.b9139 4 месяца назад +1

      As an American I can’t understand how you let one horrible family control so much your land. The royal is truly awful.

    • @Whatzzzz999
      @Whatzzzz999 4 месяца назад +6

      You are not missing anything.
      Surreal isn't it?

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 4 месяца назад +27

      I am a Canadian political junkie, yet I don't know the names of any of our supreme court judges. They are completely apolitical and stay away from the limelight.

  • @ednageddes1337
    @ednageddes1337 4 месяца назад +118

    Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 4 месяца назад

      Sanity.

    • @stuartaminion511
      @stuartaminion511 4 месяца назад

      remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.

  • @michaelwagner8859
    @michaelwagner8859 4 месяца назад +164

    If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.

    • @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
      @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins 4 месяца назад +2

      Please quit looking at our country in terms of red and blue. Divide and conquer devices really like this

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 4 месяца назад +17

      @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
      Yes, look at it in terms of pro and anti democracy.
      Pro and anti checks & balances.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 4 месяца назад

      @@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins That ship already sailed. The reds have declared war on democracy, so we need to dilute the Trumpanzee poison.

    • @norezenable
      @norezenable 4 месяца назад

      That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too.
      Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt.
      Gorsuch should never have been put on the court.
      Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.

    • @Trace-l7k
      @Trace-l7k 4 месяца назад +9

      13 districts 13 judges

  • @itspersonal3351
    @itspersonal3351 4 месяца назад +199

    Thomas and Alito are Pro-Insurrection.
    🇺🇸💙⚖️VOTE ⚖️💙🇺🇸

    • @susanbengston3208
      @susanbengston3208 4 месяца назад

      That makes them Traitors to Our America!

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 4 месяца назад +3

      Wait, those are the only 2 that openly and proudly worship Der orange Furher. I would bet the other 4 are also All-In.

    • @rossburg84
      @rossburg84 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@andreah6379 Kavanaugh had a sexual misconduct case hanging over him, disappeared when he was confirmed. So that's 3

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 4 месяца назад

      Kennedy2024

  • @Human_Earthling
    @Human_Earthling 4 месяца назад +53

    I don't understand how Americans can have justices with party affiliations. How can they be impartial at all?

    • @sakuragyoza
      @sakuragyoza 4 месяца назад +9

      Fun fact: they aren't!

    • @jameskuyper
      @jameskuyper 4 месяца назад

      How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation?
      Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.

    • @jetta2134
      @jetta2134 4 месяца назад

      Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!

    • @KristenRowenPliske
      @KristenRowenPliske 4 месяца назад

      They’re supposed to put that -and religion- aside in favor of the law. At home, they can do whatever but on the bench, it’s law only.

    • @SamAceRothstein
      @SamAceRothstein 3 месяца назад

      @@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 4 месяца назад +72

    Imagine printing his mood boosting news stories for him and still somehow thinking that he has the mind and temperament to be in power.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 4 месяца назад

      When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.

  • @camelshyte.stardust.heroes
    @camelshyte.stardust.heroes 4 месяца назад +549

    Before: The Supreme Court of USA
    Now: The Supreme Corruption of trump

    • @thevegandragon_
      @thevegandragon_ 4 месяца назад

      All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store.
      Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers.
      The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.
      ..

    • @RoxanneM-
      @RoxanneM- 4 месяца назад

      Of the GOP, I would add. Trump is just the puppet of many by mutual interest.

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 4 месяца назад +3

      Republicans Court with supreme reign.

    • @makestank4800
      @makestank4800 4 месяца назад +9

      And billionaires inc.

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 4 месяца назад +8

      Supreme Coup of the United States

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 4 месяца назад +1596

    Nikki Haley is about as authentic as a masters degree from Trump University.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 4 месяца назад +58

      You're way to kind. She two faced. Greetings from arctic. If we Inupiaq can figure her out, the world know.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 4 месяца назад

      She's SPINELESS. She's always been spineless.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 4 месяца назад +34

      At first I thought it said ....mattress degree....THAT could b appropriate....A MATTRESS DEGREE FROM DUMP U🤢🤮🤬😂😂😂😂😅😅😅✌️

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 4 месяца назад +32

      @@marshamariner7897 That course of study is only offered at the Moscow campus.

    • @kaylamadison8347
      @kaylamadison8347 4 месяца назад +9

      @@marshamariner7897 they sell mattresses. This is probably a real degree there.

  • @OrdenJust
    @OrdenJust 4 месяца назад +20

    So why are we surprised that Alito flies a flag that looks like air freshener? Maybe he smells something bad, but just does not realize it is himself.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 4 месяца назад +8

    "To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!"🍻
    -Homer J. Simpson 😂

  • @EnormousPurpleGarden
    @EnormousPurpleGarden 4 месяца назад +44

    Despite the Swedish theming, Ikea's international headquarters is actually in Leiden, Netherlands, so "Dutch Sheets" would be an accurate name.

    • @marjamerryflower
      @marjamerryflower 4 месяца назад

      Why the sheets though

    • @theTeknoViking
      @theTeknoViking 4 месяца назад +4

      Tsjonge Jonge Jonge... It's a tax trick. IKEA is pretty god damn Swedish.

  • @_MissDee_
    @_MissDee_ 4 месяца назад +51

    Injustice Alito flies flags at home for people that know exactly how many cigarettes they can get for a catalytic converter…

  • @knightspearhead5718
    @knightspearhead5718 4 месяца назад +78

    I love that stephen has been having his staff appear more often on video.

  • @airheadrica1
    @airheadrica1 4 месяца назад +2

    Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂
    I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊

  • @andydporter5136
    @andydporter5136 4 месяца назад +18

    Trump's got a bigly powerful imagination: I mean, didn't he declassify all those documents just by imagining it?

  • @catboxcleaner3532
    @catboxcleaner3532 4 месяца назад +30

    Stephen! You’re *PRE-APPROVED* !

  • @DIESEL0759
    @DIESEL0759 4 месяца назад +174

    Speaker Johnson is just letting EVERYONE know who is his Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Rose-p5m1v
      @Rose-p5m1v 4 месяца назад +9

      Good grief! How many homes does Alito own? All those years of rich republicans bribes sure pay well!💸💰💵

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Rose-p5m1v Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal.
      Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Rose-p5m1vUnquestioning loyalty to "Das Reich" pays off.

    • @betsykorbinyr330
      @betsykorbinyr330 4 месяца назад +9

      His master is the father of lies. The lord of the flies. NOT the son of God.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!

  • @lindaweber5599
    @lindaweber5599 4 месяца назад +22

    You're killing me. So funny. Brilliant.

  • @naiyang888
    @naiyang888 4 месяца назад +2

    We can laugh and make fun of Alito all we want, but he still holds power.

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey4786 4 месяца назад +7

    "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming ... " Don't know who wrote that line, but give that person a raise! (Or at least a bonus.) Well done! 💙

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 4 месяца назад +128

    Haley flipped when being considered to be Trump's VP.... let's get real here... she's a turncoat...

    • @mrk4022
      @mrk4022 4 месяца назад +7

      no respect

    • @TheSmarq17
      @TheSmarq17 4 месяца назад +9

      She is a birdbrain.

    • @kelsonl6084
      @kelsonl6084 4 месяца назад +7

      Well I mean they all are. Pretty much all of them shittalked him when he first came out cus they never believed he’d win

    • @mrk4022
      @mrk4022 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheSmarq17 they both are.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 4 месяца назад +4

      She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.

  • @BuildinWings
    @BuildinWings 4 месяца назад +736

    Alito is nothing but red flags

    • @susanhull1880
      @susanhull1880 4 месяца назад +39

      Thomas too

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 4 месяца назад +25

      Upsidedown ones

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 4 месяца назад +16

      I wouldn't be surprised if he has the stars and bars in his house.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 4 месяца назад +6

      Does that red flag include a blue saltire with white borders and containing thirteen stars?

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 4 месяца назад +1

      Why are we letting right-wing extremists co-opt all our national symbols?

  • @noteatingpets2024
    @noteatingpets2024 4 месяца назад +3

    Thanks Stephen coffee up my nose and landing on my keyboard! Love your writers 🙂

  • @DianePeace420
    @DianePeace420 4 месяца назад +9

    I hope everybody enjoys their holiday weekend! Make sure to get out and vote blue when it's time to vote! 🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🔵☮️

  • @hondasan6531
    @hondasan6531 4 месяца назад +48

    Justice Alito will blame Clarence Thomas's wife this time!😂

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 4 месяца назад +3

      And that would be a more believable excuse.

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 4 месяца назад +9

    I love when Stephen says, "And all the ships at sea!" ❤ ⛵❤

  • @antin_ovel
    @antin_ovel 4 месяца назад +4

    Going to use "folded like a paper plate on chili night" every chance I get

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan 4 месяца назад +7

    Follow up question for Johnson: why are you at this moment flying George Washington’s flag? Pathetic press corps.

  • @davidgeorge5344
    @davidgeorge5344 4 месяца назад +3

    I'm on vacation in NYC and I am enjoying the sidewalk atmosphere. Breathing deeply man 😁

  • @JhanDeCal
    @JhanDeCal 4 месяца назад +9

    Great analogy with the ump in a Yankees shirt.❤❤❤

  • @xCharonstyxx
    @xCharonstyxx 4 месяца назад +42

    Anyone traveling this weekend stay safe.

  • @IronBelH
    @IronBelH 4 месяца назад +8

    This show makes me laugh out loud almost every day. Well done and keep em coming!

  • @thecjsmediafamily6529
    @thecjsmediafamily6529 3 месяца назад +1

    Already having withdrawal symptoms.
    Need more Colbert.❤ Leave it to me to stop smoking weed just when it’s “everywhere”.

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l 4 месяца назад +2

    You have some damn good writers. You always brighten my day.😊

  • @jayskateandsuchstuff8446
    @jayskateandsuchstuff8446 4 месяца назад +35

    $20 says we eventually find out that Alito is a qanon person.

    • @kaylamadison8347
      @kaylamadison8347 4 месяца назад +3

      that already happened

    • @Jim-cp7ng
      @Jim-cp7ng 4 месяца назад +3

      Maybe he is... Q!

    • @discospiders
      @discospiders 4 месяца назад +2

      Totally

    • @marygillmeister6013
      @marygillmeister6013 4 месяца назад

      Maybe he was actually that guy with the horns and face paint at the storming of the US Capitol 🤔
      Joking aside, the fact that a Supreme Court Justice is flying partisan flags seems way off to me!

    • @ChrisDuprasinVegas
      @ChrisDuprasinVegas 4 месяца назад

      should have bet more money; there's no way he wasn't. He has to be...

  • @NaptownClassic
    @NaptownClassic 4 месяца назад +19

    Haley folded like Dutch Sheets.

  • @Jefuslives
    @Jefuslives 4 месяца назад +623

    Not just a pro-trump flag... an anti-American flag.

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 4 месяца назад +14

      👍

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 4 месяца назад +27

      Two of them at both homes. Republican Supreme Court.

    • @jktolford8272
      @jktolford8272 4 месяца назад +7

      @@audreywellham2413 Are we sure there are only 2 homes?

    • @blechtic
      @blechtic 4 месяца назад

      Someone needs to sell the same flag with the following words underneath the picture:
      PRO-WUNDERBAUM
      ANTI-TRUMP

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 4 месяца назад +4

      Those are the same thing though.

  • @kittiecorner
    @kittiecorner 4 месяца назад +3

    "We've got a great show for you tonight. "
    Sorry, Stephen, nothing could top that monologue. You are the absolute best.

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 4 месяца назад +1

    "...and antique doll that gets closer every time you look away."
    😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Jajajajaja...1
    @Jajajajaja...1 4 месяца назад +45

    I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair.
    ...
    ...oh wait.

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 4 месяца назад +4

      Thank you so much for this. I'm disabled myself, and this made me smile and feel better about myself and my own capabilities.

  • @jameskim1505
    @jameskim1505 4 месяца назад +11

    "Daddy needs a happy page." is crazy 😂😂😂😂

    • @judithbecker564
      @judithbecker564 4 месяца назад

      He required this happy news about himself in the WH

  • @2529Sim
    @2529Sim 4 месяца назад +19

    This was a particularly well written monologue. Shout out to the writers!

  • @steverogers2603
    @steverogers2603 4 месяца назад +30

    As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 4 месяца назад

      He's not going to be re-elected.

  • @jeffwatkins352
    @jeffwatkins352 4 месяца назад +4

    As the news gets more dire, Stephen just gets funnier. BTW, thanks for the pull-back on Joe. More, more!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 4 месяца назад +158

    SCOTUS is the worst🤢

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 4 месяца назад +6

      Scrotum Court of the United States

    • @bigeffinowl
      @bigeffinowl 4 месяца назад +5

      SCROTUS

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 4 месяца назад

      Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.

  • @gluteusmaximus1657
    @gluteusmaximus1657 4 месяца назад +22

    A headline in the Guardian. "the unified reich line was a message not a mistake" !

    • @MaryAnn-r1g
      @MaryAnn-r1g 4 месяца назад +1

      Absolutely was a message just like he always does

  • @MikeKangaroo-cj3gk
    @MikeKangaroo-cj3gk 4 месяца назад +667

    Someday people will wake up from their Trump dream and realise how ridiculous they were

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 4 месяца назад +107

      No they won't. They are not normal.

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 4 месяца назад +103

      @@whocares2087.1 They'll be true believers and then when no-one's looking in 20 years, they'll start saying they never supported him.

    • @mattrodgers4878
      @mattrodgers4878 4 месяца назад +22

      @@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election.
      Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 4 месяца назад +7

      maybe 10% at most

    • @JanSolo555
      @JanSolo555 4 месяца назад +16

      More like a Trump nightmare.

  • @Nothinglefttosay
    @Nothinglefttosay 4 месяца назад +3

    Alito’s wife: We have a second home..?

  • @OldsVistaCruiser
    @OldsVistaCruiser 4 месяца назад +3

    New York's official state slogan is "Excelsior," which is Latin for "ever higher." It's ironic that their state law allows cannabis smoking anywhere tobacco smoking is allowed, except in a car!

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 месяца назад +38

    Small clarification on the whole swastika thing. That isn't a forgotten symbol, at least in eastern Asia (where it also has a different orientation). It is still a symbol used (called "manji" in India and "wàn" in China) and celebrated as "a mark of well-being". Now, that said, if someone has a Nazi swastika flag, they are 100% a Nazi. If they have a Buddhist swastika, they are either a devout Buddhist or a very confused Nazi.

    • @klee88029
      @klee88029 4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you @Kanuck👍🧓

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 4 месяца назад

      confused nazi ^^ nice, though i do wonder, what would a nazi be if they were *not* confused?

    • @ODoylero0lz
      @ODoylero0lz 4 месяца назад

      more likely in the US to be a confused Nazi. Our popular culture still has many reminders of what villains Nazis were/are, so no one growing up here really has an excuse.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind 4 месяца назад +3

      "where it also has a different orientation"
      i feel the need to point out that that's a modern innovation, specifically to distinguish it better. the nazis didn't invert the symbol the first time they stole it.

    • @bryantristen
      @bryantristen 4 месяца назад

      The Buddhist symbol came long ago. The Nazis just decided to reverse the symbol and use it for their own purposes. They took a revered symbol and associated it with their horrific actions.

  • @timbo8870
    @timbo8870 4 месяца назад +16

    They say pot hurts your memory, but I never forget to smoke.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 4 месяца назад +4

      I don’t smoke every day; I just smoked today.
      Then again, I don’t remember what I did yesterday.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂 both of you 👆🏾

    • @rachelstanger6079
      @rachelstanger6079 4 месяца назад

      Genuine question: what about parents who smoke pot? Doesn't that lead to neglecting their children?

  • @buchajo
    @buchajo 4 месяца назад +24

    Love ya Colbert! ❤

  • @andy21475
    @andy21475 4 месяца назад +10

    MAGA should fly their true flag, the SWATIKA.

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 4 месяца назад +1

    Well done Stephen Colbert.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 месяца назад +30

    6:44
    As a Canadian.....
    Double denim is formalwear.

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd 4 месяца назад +103

    I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris

    • @scottmoldenhauer8908
      @scottmoldenhauer8908 4 месяца назад +1

      hmmm ,don't know any lesser morale (d) folks who have little concern over their actions? where is it you live?

    • @dlxinfinite801
      @dlxinfinite801 4 месяца назад

      Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.

    • @dlxinfinite801
      @dlxinfinite801 4 месяца назад

      @@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"

    • @StartAtTheEnd
      @StartAtTheEnd 4 месяца назад

      @@scottmoldenhauer8908 I'm assuming you are being sarcastic - but no, I do not personally know or associate with anyone as sick and pathetic as Trump!

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 4 месяца назад +54

    Dude threw his wife under the bus over a stupid flag.

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 4 месяца назад

      Dude threw half the country under the bus with his Roe/Wade ruling. What's another injustice to a woman to him?

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 4 месяца назад

      Apparently, his wife is also a piece of work, every bit as much of a radical loon as he is.

  • @davidcashin1894
    @davidcashin1894 4 месяца назад +2

    Summer does not begin until the Solstice on June 20th, don't let anyone tell you different.

  • @Laurenlilly902
    @Laurenlilly902 4 месяца назад +1

    Why are people NOT in the streets protesting to impeach Alito and Thomas!!!!???

  • @tarantinoish
    @tarantinoish 4 месяца назад +102

    Trump supporters are like real life people who swear up and down that the Emperor is actually wearing clothes.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 4 месяца назад +13

      I'm very thankful indeed that this emperor is wearlng clothes 🤢

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 4 месяца назад +1

      That encouraging fable being disproven is a source of endless frustration.

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 4 месяца назад

      ​@@justsaying14and diapers

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 4 месяца назад +2

      The problem is that the only short stories they know are from the Bible. No real lessons to learn there. They weren’t told useful stories like that. Ironic, considering how applicable that one story is to many of their beliefs.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 4 месяца назад

      You mean his supporters, who bought $400 invisible shoes because they haven't been made yet? (And likely won't be made after LouBoutin sues for the red soles they have trademarked?)

  • @neemz9361
    @neemz9361 4 месяца назад +14

    Stevens second best bowling ball moment after “Strangers with Candy” 😭

    • @DisaffectedLiberal
      @DisaffectedLiberal 4 месяца назад

      I still remember when Steven was funny. Idk what happened to him.

    • @CardboardObsession
      @CardboardObsession 4 месяца назад

      Look in the back of the room
      As.he cries audibly

  • @robinmiller5256
    @robinmiller5256 4 месяца назад +19

    Waiting for a casino to open up the first weed-friendly game room.🤔

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 4 месяца назад +2

      And Buffet. The Horror... the horror

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 4 месяца назад +2

      Gamblers would be hoping for pot luck.

    • @robinmiller5256
      @robinmiller5256 4 месяца назад

      There ya go!🤣🤣🤣@@kennyn1992

    • @robinmiller5256
      @robinmiller5256 4 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣@@oceanoflotion8630

  • @bassdivamtm
    @bassdivamtm 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank you Stephen for making me laugh….the reality is heartbreaking 💔

  • @victordeleonii9947
    @victordeleonii9947 4 месяца назад +1

    Effing gold man. If I had a Peabody handy I’d give it to you. My stomach hurts and I have hope😂❤

    • @victordeleonii9947
      @victordeleonii9947 4 месяца назад

      Also, whoever hasn’t watched full episode, do it!

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 4 месяца назад

      Is a Peabody handy like a regular handy?

  • @matthewlankford6533
    @matthewlankford6533 4 месяца назад +24

    Always waiting for these videos

    • @KerryBuchanan
      @KerryBuchanan 4 месяца назад +2

      I wish they were 5 days a week

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 4 месяца назад +410

    Vote Biden in November 💙💙💙💙 lets save Democracy. Thank you Stephen you're so amazing 🎉

    • @disastermaster3K
      @disastermaster3K 4 месяца назад +2

      I’m voting for Nikki

    • @Beth-zg6gb
      @Beth-zg6gb 4 месяца назад +12

      Fools will be fools…🌊🇺🇸💙

    • @ahnraemenkhera7451
      @ahnraemenkhera7451 4 месяца назад +6

      Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so.
      Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷
      PEACEFUL Memorial Day!

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 4 месяца назад

      Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 4 месяца назад +3

      I am husband is son is

  • @mlough
    @mlough 4 месяца назад +15

    “Maya, get out” failing miserably at pretending to be a prick 🤣🤣🤣

    • @honorsilverthorne7227
      @honorsilverthorne7227 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, because he's way too much of a good man; I LOVE Stephen Colbert 🩷❤💜💙🥰

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 4 месяца назад +1

      Very very funny to see him pretend to be a bad man.

  • @jeffeasterwood7824
    @jeffeasterwood7824 4 месяца назад +16

    Will diapers be allowed at the debate? Will there be bathroom breaks? Will the water bottles have handles? Will the mics have cut off switches?

  • @ChrisDuprasinVegas
    @ChrisDuprasinVegas 4 месяца назад +2

    Bravo as always; somebody give Cousin Stephen and his staff an Emmy and Peabody already?!?! Loooooong overdue! Come on, man! come on! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 4 месяца назад +212

    ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.

    • @saddesklunch2544
      @saddesklunch2544 4 месяца назад +1

      When did he say it was a religious symbol? Did I miss that part? I thought he just said it was Washington’s flag

    • @d.l.d.l.8140
      @d.l.d.l.8140 4 месяца назад

      He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.

    • @Sabre70
      @Sabre70 4 месяца назад +8

      @@saddesklunch2544they said Washington’s flag has been co-opted by the Christian nationalists. It didn’t start off as a religious symbol.

    • @nevadak3424
      @nevadak3424 4 месяца назад +15

      I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!

    • @fuchurZero
      @fuchurZero 4 месяца назад

      ​@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)