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  • The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @marksnow7569
    @marksnow7569 13 дней назад +668

    Speaker Johnson at 2:25 _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._
    That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.

    • @ElizabethSpringmeier
      @ElizabethSpringmeier 13 дней назад

      Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 13 дней назад

      you know republicans can't tell time
      They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona
      They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 13 дней назад

      You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.

    • @MusicfromMarrs
      @MusicfromMarrs 13 дней назад +38

      Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.

    • @andrewkohler9730
      @andrewkohler9730 13 дней назад

      He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.

  • @exilhamburger4802
    @exilhamburger4802 13 дней назад +377

    When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady!
    She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds!
    No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 13 дней назад +34

      Exactly.

    • @PatsySelf-cj6fj
      @PatsySelf-cj6fj 13 дней назад

      Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj 13 дней назад +45

      Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.

    • @Yve55
      @Yve55 13 дней назад +26

      Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 13 дней назад +44

      Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 13 дней назад +393

    Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
    VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад

      I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.

    • @neardeathinsights-intervie6574
      @neardeathinsights-intervie6574 13 дней назад

      If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.

    • @travisp224
      @travisp224 13 дней назад +10

      right on!

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 13 дней назад

      Rfk 2024

    • @BlackCat-dm7se
      @BlackCat-dm7se 13 дней назад

      no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 13 дней назад +504

    "Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад +76

      It's always meant that to me.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 13 дней назад +75

      Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 13 дней назад

      I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 13 дней назад +1

      the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress 13 дней назад +40

      1. that's true
      2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys 13 дней назад +270

    Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 13 дней назад +52

      No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 13 дней назад

      But what about the whole Tang thing?
      The white ears?
      The white around his eyes?
      The flip-top ginger hairdo?
      The bulging diaper bumps?
      The reportedly pungent scent?
      The sheer syphilitic aura alone?

    • @justjane2070
      @justjane2070 13 дней назад +31

      Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂

    • @titichartay7216
      @titichartay7216 13 дней назад +16

      @@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 13 дней назад +5

      Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.

  • @ds7675
    @ds7675 13 дней назад +914

    The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 13 дней назад +57

      Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.

    • @winesap2
      @winesap2 13 дней назад +1

      And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 13 дней назад +26

      Mitch did the same thing!

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 13 дней назад +1

      Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”

    • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
      @user-kb9cu4rl9z 13 дней назад +1

      The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.

  • @kennethnash598
    @kennethnash598 13 дней назад +285

    "For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 13 дней назад

      GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for?
      Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for?
      GQP: reasons...

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 13 дней назад

      10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?

    • @tjewett1967
      @tjewett1967 13 дней назад

      His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.

    • @glennleatherwood4552
      @glennleatherwood4552 13 дней назад

      Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime

    • @jjfalarka8837
      @jjfalarka8837 13 дней назад +2

      he will fall soon

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 13 дней назад +214

    It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner.
    So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?

    • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 13 дней назад +30

      Excellent!!👏👏👏👏

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- 13 дней назад

      They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.

    • @camelshit446
      @camelshit446 13 дней назад +13

      Yep! Exactly.

    • @zelma8
      @zelma8 13 дней назад +25

      Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 11 дней назад +3

      “I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT

  • @johnbarlow1428
    @johnbarlow1428 13 дней назад +108

    “I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад

      Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.

    • @fabigrossi2976
      @fabigrossi2976 13 дней назад +13

      There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 13 дней назад +14

      @@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 13 дней назад +12

      Disgraced ex president trump

    • @RJM56
      @RJM56 13 дней назад +1

      ​​@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.

  • @pamelachristie5570
    @pamelachristie5570 13 дней назад +196

    Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 13 дней назад

      Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him
      I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 13 дней назад

      Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco.
      Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.

    • @onthelake9554
      @onthelake9554 13 дней назад

      You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .

    • @keithblevins484
      @keithblevins484 13 дней назад +6

      @@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 13 дней назад +3

      Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!

  • @katreades-kt8jv
    @katreades-kt8jv 13 дней назад +18

    So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show!
    My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂

  • @SN-sz7kw
    @SN-sz7kw 13 дней назад +1568

    Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.

    • @stephenbingham5935
      @stephenbingham5935 13 дней назад +80

      Flat Earth Top.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 13 дней назад

      Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿

    • @TheNzFox
      @TheNzFox 13 дней назад +93

      because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'

    • @suzannarobinson4726
      @suzannarobinson4726 13 дней назад +120

      Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!

    • @dariovictor6409
      @dariovictor6409 13 дней назад

      He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.

  • @patrickmaline4258
    @patrickmaline4258 13 дней назад +338

    where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 13 дней назад +47

      Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.

    • @apathybronson
      @apathybronson 13 дней назад

      Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually

    • @ernestgalvan9037
      @ernestgalvan9037 13 дней назад +20

      @@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.”
      And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities,
      And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures).
      And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother)
      And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were
      And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US.
      And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system.
      And yes, this was horrific
      And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation
      And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder
      And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад +24

      @@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.

    • @Sam-sz6qq
      @Sam-sz6qq 13 дней назад

      ​@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb 13 дней назад +58

    Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯

    • @tamzinbrown9384
      @tamzinbrown9384 13 дней назад +4

      YES!! Spot on!!

    • @JanetCarlson-zm5ng
      @JanetCarlson-zm5ng 13 дней назад +3

      They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅

    • @bhays05
      @bhays05 12 дней назад

      That was funny.

  • @SteveDahlskog
    @SteveDahlskog 13 дней назад +139

    Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.

    • @Steven-pu8ws
      @Steven-pu8ws 13 дней назад +1

      We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад +21

      Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.

    • @alexpadi6464
      @alexpadi6464 13 дней назад +5

      I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 13 дней назад

      He's a dunce..

    • @Markusewitz
      @Markusewitz 13 дней назад +3

      To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄

  • @ddraigmafon4725
    @ddraigmafon4725 13 дней назад +461

    Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

    • @raybenstead2548
      @raybenstead2548 13 дней назад +25

      A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.

    • @dredknots
      @dredknots 13 дней назад +24

      And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂

    • @Jckruse79
      @Jckruse79 13 дней назад +14

      I watch from Denmark 🫡

    • @jomac2046
      @jomac2046 13 дней назад +20

      @@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.

    • @gazzabnaki
      @gazzabnaki 13 дней назад

      dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝

  • @christophercrowder872
    @christophercrowder872 13 дней назад +163

    I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 13 дней назад +8

      Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤

    • @T.E.S.S.
      @T.E.S.S. 9 дней назад

      you watch too much television

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 8 дней назад +2

      @T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.

    • @dash-underscore_name.
      @dash-underscore_name. 8 дней назад

      Gay

  • @retriever19golden55
    @retriever19golden55 13 дней назад +23

    A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.

  • @lilsmart805
    @lilsmart805 13 дней назад +6

    Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 13 дней назад +330

    The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 13 дней назад +30

      I see no reason to doubt her.

    • @thomasgriffith2953
      @thomasgriffith2953 13 дней назад +23

      A Tiny Mushroom In & OUT burger! 🤣

  • @joannefitzpatrick992
    @joannefitzpatrick992 13 дней назад +116

    Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 13 дней назад

      Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 13 дней назад +8

      We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад

      It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.

  • @lynneelizabeth
    @lynneelizabeth 13 дней назад +25

    "You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.

    • @antoniawe
      @antoniawe 10 дней назад

      Lynn your in MY play box GET OUT 😭

    • @antoniawe
      @antoniawe 10 дней назад

      😆LOL

  • @georgelabottum7448
    @georgelabottum7448 13 дней назад +8

    Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.

  • @redroo689
    @redroo689 13 дней назад +65

    Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!

    • @janetstonerook4552
      @janetstonerook4552 13 дней назад

      Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.

    • @seanyoung9014
      @seanyoung9014 13 дней назад +6

      Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂

    • @5m0k3y9
      @5m0k3y9 13 дней назад

      So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 13 дней назад +1

      They looked like an odd crowd

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 11 дней назад +1

      He won't go near "ordinary" people.

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 13 дней назад +61

    Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 13 дней назад +7

      Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.

    • @katalac
      @katalac 13 дней назад +4

      That she was.

    • @thomasgriffith2953
      @thomasgriffith2953 13 дней назад +1

      Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 13 дней назад

      @@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.

    • @blerdofpeace5329
      @blerdofpeace5329 9 дней назад +1

      True!!!!!

  • @kathleenscullion8348
    @kathleenscullion8348 13 дней назад +26

    Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @QUICKBOOKS1
    @QUICKBOOKS1 13 дней назад +28

    For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 12 дней назад +7

      “Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker 10 дней назад +4

      Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"

    • @annadurant8844
      @annadurant8844 9 дней назад

      ​@@dceplay8

  • @markdowse3572
    @markdowse3572 13 дней назад +119

    Never again! Vote Blue. 💙
    M 🦘🏏😎

  • @0019naomi
    @0019naomi 13 дней назад +61

    I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.

  • @barbaraolson6783
    @barbaraolson6783 13 дней назад +5

    Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 13 дней назад +16

    Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃

  • @michaelcase8574
    @michaelcase8574 13 дней назад +87

    Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 13 дней назад +22

      Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!

    • @Xiroi87
      @Xiroi87 13 дней назад +21

      Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.

  • @MayankKumar-so6sr
    @MayankKumar-so6sr 13 дней назад +91

    I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia.
    And yet he was not as cool as his wife.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад

      Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.

    • @eletakelley7188
      @eletakelley7188 13 дней назад +5

      Agree totally.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 13 дней назад +5

      I was thinking of the Obamas, too.

  • @gericummings6122
    @gericummings6122 13 дней назад +60

    Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS 11 дней назад +6

      That tan suit was fire 🔥

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 11 дней назад +2

      Hell yeah.

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe 11 дней назад +10

      And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.

    • @boydstanley6925
      @boydstanley6925 10 дней назад

      Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 10 дней назад +5

      When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash

  • @stillhere1425
    @stillhere1425 13 дней назад +21

    I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”

  • @Zerolink30
    @Zerolink30 13 дней назад +146

    And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 13 дней назад +9

      They're gonna get tired of losing.

    • @TombstoneActual42
      @TombstoneActual42 13 дней назад +8

      Yes

    • @scottkidwell3601
      @scottkidwell3601 13 дней назад +9

      All of them?

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 13 дней назад

      @@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.

    • @tonyd.5151
      @tonyd.5151 13 дней назад +5

      You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.

  • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
    @TracyAdams-ry2fc 13 дней назад +58

    “Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂

  • @r.d.whitaker5787
    @r.d.whitaker5787 13 дней назад +13

    His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍
    We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 13 дней назад

      I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered?
      There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔

    • @reaperbsc
      @reaperbsc 13 дней назад +2

      The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.

  • @ilikenachosify
    @ilikenachosify 13 дней назад +6

    What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years

  • @PhilipKloppers
    @PhilipKloppers 13 дней назад +79

    I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 13 дней назад +22

      Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB 13 дней назад +93

    Colbert is a legend

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 13 дней назад

      In his own mind 😂

    • @StudioLB
      @StudioLB 13 дней назад

      @@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 13 дней назад

      @StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.

  • @chriswhiting2926
    @chriswhiting2926 13 дней назад +5

    It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.

  • @alisonponce8337
    @alisonponce8337 13 дней назад +11

    It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 13 дней назад +2

      Rump can't understand the subtle ones.

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 11 дней назад +2

      The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.

  • @Darknamja
    @Darknamja 13 дней назад +563

    Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 13 дней назад

      These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door

    • @oceanoflotion8630
      @oceanoflotion8630 13 дней назад

      Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.

    • @_Lazare
      @_Lazare 13 дней назад +13

      Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me !
      Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes

    • @autumnleaves8553
      @autumnleaves8553 13 дней назад +16

      Looked like he was high!

    • @lenordbrazil9580
      @lenordbrazil9580 13 дней назад

      If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮

  • @c2757
    @c2757 13 дней назад +664

    Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 13 дней назад +48

      He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.

    • @susancrawford2343
      @susancrawford2343 13 дней назад

      In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 13 дней назад +71

      You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.

    • @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf
      @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf 13 дней назад

      He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮

    • @geschichteistcool7182
      @geschichteistcool7182 13 дней назад +61

      ​@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.

  • @towlie7685
    @towlie7685 13 дней назад +6

    Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 13 дней назад

      For me, that is where RUclips comes in the day after.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile 13 дней назад +7

    2:29 That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 13 дней назад +446

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!

    • @user-ni1gi8gr9d
      @user-ni1gi8gr9d 13 дней назад

      A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.

    • @neal5068
      @neal5068 13 дней назад +5

      You mean dementia joeke 😂

    • @23_Beans
      @23_Beans 13 дней назад

      ​@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂

    • @ianmccombie2476
      @ianmccombie2476 13 дней назад +6

      @@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.

    • @phraydedjez
      @phraydedjez 13 дней назад +14

      @@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...

  • @peterlund4501
    @peterlund4501 13 дней назад +57

    Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?

    • @DoctorBiobrain
      @DoctorBiobrain 13 дней назад +9

      Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 13 дней назад +8

      Can you prosecute a vampire?

    • @RickTBL
      @RickTBL 13 дней назад +7

      He keeps moving his coffin.

  • @jodyjm13
    @jodyjm13 13 дней назад +5

    OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months.
    Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 13 дней назад +5

    Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 13 дней назад +49

    *_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*

  • @vincebrannon3353
    @vincebrannon3353 13 дней назад +70

    Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!

  • @thegrandjinn4275
    @thegrandjinn4275 13 дней назад +4

    Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @GreatMindsThinkForLikes
    @GreatMindsThinkForLikes 13 дней назад +41

    Fascists' School of Elocution
    "IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."

  • @turret72
    @turret72 13 дней назад +48

    I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump.
    “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 13 дней назад +43

    "weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that

  • @alro11
    @alro11 12 дней назад +6

    Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss 13 дней назад +6

    "...Strike Force Five"
    [insert thunderclaps]

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle 13 дней назад +25

    9:50 ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"

  • @davidflynn6790
    @davidflynn6790 13 дней назад +80

    Stephen Miller, 'Willie Weasel' to Trump's 'Foghorn Leghorn'.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 13 дней назад +2

      yeayeayeayeayea! * slurping noises *

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 13 дней назад +1

      @@chrisrj9871 Maybe you shouldn't try commenting while you're giving someone a hummer.

  • @shmootube5000
    @shmootube5000 13 дней назад +6

    i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 13 дней назад +12

    A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?

    • @annphillips1086
      @annphillips1086 13 дней назад +1

      It's the red baseball cap, it's so... um...

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 13 дней назад +2

      Maybe he was meaning “fascist”

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 13 дней назад +57

    Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.

    • @andmos1001
      @andmos1001 13 дней назад +1

      To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 13 дней назад +2

      And Fantasy Island.

    • @user-dk4ph5wj5b
      @user-dk4ph5wj5b 13 дней назад

      Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 13 дней назад +1

      Flat earther, too.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 13 дней назад +37

    The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 13 дней назад +3

      Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.

  • @JoYoon-yo4qu
    @JoYoon-yo4qu 13 дней назад +10

    I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.

  • @Russtopia
    @Russtopia 13 дней назад +2

    Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos 13 дней назад +44

    We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 13 дней назад +1

      Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!

  • @larry3064
    @larry3064 13 дней назад +23

    Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂

  • @dragonshivers2836
    @dragonshivers2836 13 дней назад +1

    Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while.
    I miss it 😖

  • @mariahkeuler7097
    @mariahkeuler7097 13 дней назад +1

    What I love about RUclips is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.

  • @heartofdawn2341
    @heartofdawn2341 13 дней назад +33

    I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile

  • @justcomments
    @justcomments 13 дней назад +17

    “I can fix him” killed me 😂

    • @andyevans2336
      @andyevans2336 13 дней назад

      Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.

  • @cathyleatherman3097
    @cathyleatherman3097 13 дней назад +3

    All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !

  • @carlakinsella3833
    @carlakinsella3833 13 дней назад +2

    Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤

  • @antrimlariot2386
    @antrimlariot2386 13 дней назад +22

    That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do
    - love from Australia.
    "Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."

  • @techecoyote21
    @techecoyote21 13 дней назад +23

    hey Donny isn't it past your jail time

  • @lenajesse
    @lenajesse 13 дней назад +1

    I saw a short earlier of Stephen Miller yelling about Drumpf being a style icon...and I was sooo baffled what on earth that was all about. I hadn't seen anything about Biden dressing younger..
    Now I have the answer 😄 Mind you, I still wonder why Miller needed to shout. Was he trying to wake Drumpf up? 🤔

  • @Stefan-ht3tv
    @Stefan-ht3tv 13 дней назад +2

    Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas 13 дней назад +20

    9:30 I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 13 дней назад +41

    Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 13 дней назад +13

      He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 13 дней назад +6

      @Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 13 дней назад +2

      Not a senator

    • @Melesniannon
      @Melesniannon 13 дней назад +1

      @@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?

    • @Crimso6
      @Crimso6 13 дней назад

      @@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.

  • @BrigitofBergental
    @BrigitofBergental 10 дней назад +1

    Johnson should be ousted for calling Donnie Dumptruck "The President". Someone who can't/won't get over him LOSING in 2020 doesn't belong in government, certainly not leadership.

  • @HandyMan657
    @HandyMan657 13 дней назад +2

    That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.

  • @lindaaphillippi7015
    @lindaaphillippi7015 13 дней назад +11

    God, give a warning before you show Stephen Miller. I’m watching at 4something am, and that scared me

  • @redroo689
    @redroo689 13 дней назад +16

    Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 13 дней назад

      Yikes - thanks for the memory!🙈

  • @beachvacay3184
    @beachvacay3184 13 дней назад +2

    “The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 11 дней назад +1

    Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!

  • @yodabranchjedilife8955
    @yodabranchjedilife8955 13 дней назад +18

    Justice will be served. Rock on!

  • @TheWalkingWrinkle
    @TheWalkingWrinkle 13 дней назад +16

    Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂

  • @user-lo5tk3ze7w
    @user-lo5tk3ze7w 13 дней назад +2

    A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best

  • @helensolleconner9698
    @helensolleconner9698 13 дней назад +1

    Stephen you’re one of the best things about my morning coffee.
    Thank you for the Biden fashion breakdown.
    At a party last week a Truther told me Biden was being played by an actor from Hollywood ! 💀😂
    I told her if that WAS true he’d be played by someone younger like say - Stephen Colbert or Jim Carrey (she completely missed the SNL reference), and that Jill would probably be replaced by Kate Hudson.
    Because, Hollywood.

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 13 дней назад

      A conspiracy theorist said that Biden is … dead, & that’s someone impersonating him. 🙄

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 13 дней назад

      They don’t know what other far fetched nonsense to spew anymore. Aliens on the roof? Oh no!!! 😮

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 13 дней назад +13

    Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳

    • @juanitao396
      @juanitao396 13 дней назад +6

      Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 13 дней назад +1

      Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House

    • @rheap129
      @rheap129 13 дней назад +3

      He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 13 дней назад +1

      @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.

    • @froglady7491
      @froglady7491 13 дней назад

      @@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.

  • @MoonDog991
    @MoonDog991 13 дней назад +31

    Trump's lackeys praise Trump like Kim Jong Un's lackeys praise him.

    • @DrSuperKamiGuru
      @DrSuperKamiGuru 13 дней назад

      That's not true. Trump doesn't need to threaten his supporters with forced labour camps.

  • @Rotter101
    @Rotter101 13 дней назад +4

    Stephen Miller should be in jail!

  • @Nick-qy3hu
    @Nick-qy3hu 13 дней назад +1

    I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂

  • @davidmichaellewin
    @davidmichaellewin 13 дней назад +20

    Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 13 дней назад +27

    What is wrong with Steven Miller's voice? His cadence is tonaly-abrasive Robotic.

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 13 дней назад +5

      He sounded like he was trying to be an Irish leprechaun.

    • @user-ef7wn4mw3p
      @user-ef7wn4mw3p 13 дней назад +6

      Its Miller doing his serial killer impression.

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 13 дней назад

      because he is not a mortal human, and in all reality IS dead. He serves the prince of Lies himself, The Antichrist, Trump from whence they came, what people call "hell"....which is actually a hole that leads DEEP into the Earth. He has arisen for the final battle. Stock up on TP

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 13 дней назад +7

      What's wrong with Miller in general? That's the real question.

    • @andylindsaytunes
      @andylindsaytunes 13 дней назад +1

      He sounded drunk or high on something.

  • @gaypatterson4446
    @gaypatterson4446 13 дней назад +1

    Masterful Mr. Colbert.

  • @wooksterific
    @wooksterific 12 дней назад +1

    Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊

  • @Govindira
    @Govindira 14 дней назад +99

    I hope that CBS staff get this fixed. It does not show up in the usual places on RUclips's listings. 2 hours since release and it has only 1.2K views, 145 thumbs-up.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 13 дней назад +4

      I noticed that there was something weird going on when under my search bar, where my most recent searches were, there's usually a blue dot next to a name or channel that you search for, and there hasn't been one for a while when the new videos are up. But, later in the day, when there hasn't been a video posted since I watched any, *then* it shows a blue dot.

    • @cathyh675
      @cathyh675 13 дней назад +6

      I'm lucky it popped up in my feed after I looked at their channel. It seems like a weird glitch since it is connected to TLS channel.

    • @brneyeqtpie
      @brneyeqtpie 13 дней назад +9

      At least it wasn't just me. I couldn't find it anywhere.I watched the Mike Johnson video and thankfully it was linked in the end card.

    • @cammieg4381
      @cammieg4381 13 дней назад +9

      I've noticed several things going on with RUclips lately... 🤔Maybe undergoing new rules somehow... haven't heard / not sure - just seems odd we're all seeing a difference.

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 13 дней назад +2

      It's only showing me that it's 6 minutes old right now. Weird