America's Obsession With Gov. Cuomo Has Gone To A Weird Place
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
- New York governor Andrew Cuomo has been a steady presence at his daily coronavirus press briefings, and his fandom grows larger and more strange by the day. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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Shutting down only some states is like having both a urinating and a non-urinating section in your swimming pool.
That is crystal clear....and hilariously funny. Thanks for the endolphins. Just what I needed. [Annette Bening, Postcards from the Edge]
Or a screaming and a non-screaming section, on a Boeing 737 MAX.
#masks4all
Canada seemed to have no problem letting the provinces determine when to declare a state of emergency on their own... and it seems that they're flattening the curve in BC at least.
@@TheNewGreenIsBlue O, Canada always has it's act together ... no problem ...LOL ... miss ya, O, Canada .. you're right on!
@@TheNewGreenIsBlue Canada also has the US to the south to provide a shining example of how to do it wrong, and even its conservative politicians have mostly given up on ditching socialized medicine.
The best part is when he gets on the floor and you see the chaos his room really is. Thanks for being real....
Mona Rawlings
Yeah! I didn’t imagine that he was sitting on a hard stool!
What a modest man!
And also, it was interesting to see the messy room around the shooting background 😆
although it was not as messy as mine.
Yes, really. Thank you for being real!
I love you an Jon Stewart!
Some things just don't age well...and this one was surprisingly fast.
Wouldn't be the first. Remember when he believed Jussie Smollett?
Well this aged worse than a gallon of milk out on the curb during the summer.
And then a dog pisses on the milk. That's what this aged like
It seems like Stephen and his hair look better in this setting. Props to his kids for hair, makeup and camera work
The Green Queen they also managed to stay quiet when he said “let’s get it on raw dog” 😂
Tough Cookie LMAO 🤣
Omg yass his kids are talented!
It's so FLUFFY!
He looks like he is getting ready to teach at Flatpoint High
the absence of people laughing at every line actually makes this pretty enjoyable. The silence somehow makes the humor land more precisely
I've adjusted in two weeks to like it. It was weird at first. Now it's the norm.
I chuckled the whole time. Funny!
This is exactly what I was about to comment. So I'll just like your comment instead.
@@barbd2827 we know now, you can laugh from a distance 🤣😄🤓😉🙄
Imagine how annoying the studio audience will be once this "situation" finally passes.
This feels like a post apocalyptic diary entry to anyone who's still out there and listening
I know. It's so unsettling I rarely watch anymore. Gulp.
Now take this feeling and apply it to literally every other day of your life from birth and you'll know what it's like to have a medical condition in a society that freaks out about 3 weeks of actually being mindful of others
@Toni sumblin & Junior Balogun; Well said and heartfelt. I too have been forcing myself to watch this unfolding unimaginable horror show.
By far, the worst character we could possibly have impersonating a president and, during what is becoming the worst humanitarian, economic and quite possibly military crisis...in history.
Trump is effing frightening.
How did we get here!?
@Toni sumblin I don't mean that its unsettling to watch Trump, that sociopathic reality television huckster is unfortunately too important not to watch. Lately I follow his briefings on David Pakman's channel just for the interjections of real-time fact checking and sane commentary. No, I think OP was talking about the eerily post-apocalyptic effect of these late night television shows, whose hosts are doing thier best to continue providing content, but only increasing the feeling that nothing--even reliable late night comedy--is normal anymore. And nothing will be the same even when the worst of this is over.
@@carolyntalbot947
I hate to tell you that it isn't late night talk show comedians setting any attitudes. This happens to be a dystopian era. This comedy is making light of people's attitudes.
You know Peter is a comedian’s son when he says “hi everyone, Peter”
Gopi Chandran R I was thinking about that exact thing!
Haha
He said "hi everybody, Peter" not everyone
Say good night Gracie. Good night Gracie. Classic.
2:11 for anyone looking
I love the fact his daughter wants to create a chore chart due to "all this chaos" 😂 I'd so get along with her!
Me not so much Can I borrow her when this is all clear 🤣🤣
This kinda feels like the Stephen is in the apocalypse and is slowly going crazy
LoL slowly?
Yup. A lot of people in the same boat but at least they aren't on RUclips!
Cabin Fever ! It's a real thing !
We all are. I seriously was wondering what day it was recently. No idea.
I was hoping to see his briefs again. 😞 🙃
I like how Stephen still kind of pauses where the laughter is supposed to be.
Old habits die hard.
cringy and unnatrual
kmarshirley hilarious. So true. That’s him playing with the “third wall” (theatre jargon)
I think it’s a good thing.
Pauses are important for people to stop and think.
That’s cause he needs the laugh track to see if it was funny lol
Open-collared shirt and blazer? Stephen, you crazy, man. You've gone rogue.
Can't wait for May 💪😉
@@carolyntalbot947 But April is still young...
#masks4all
Just wait until month three, when Steven wears nothing but a loincloth and a full beard...
😂😂😂
@@DivineFalcon 😂😂😂
Stephen: "Say 'Hi everyone' Peter"
Peter: "Hi everyone, Peter"
Me: "Indeed his father's son" ;D
Hornswroggle “The memes are strong with this one”
As Stephen and Peter doubtless know, they are paying homage to Burns and Allen, who used the same joke at the end of many of their radio programs during the 1930s.
Well trained vaudeville child.
Peter seems awesome! Would be awesome if was more involved.
Hornswroggle VOTE the whole rotten gop swamp out in 2020!!
Ham’s gone.
“You’re worthless to me now.” -Benny
*Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey:* "We are not Louisiana, we are not New York State, we are not California. Now is not the time to order people to shelter-in-place."
*People living in Louisiana, New York and California:* "Boy, it must hurt something awful to be that stupid."
S Rowe isn’t she the female governor that thought she would forbid abortions.
S Rowe sometime Steven gets on my nerves!!!!!!!
Watching Stephen Colbert feed ham to his dog is bizarrely comforting. Feeding ham to my own dog isn't nearly as satisfying. I wonder if its because when Stephen does it, it isn't my ham?
So your a bot? No humans can feel selfish with food when you see the joy a puppers has when we feed them our unhealthy food lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Banidil Look man, I dont know about your dog but my dog gets the same excited look about kibble, ham and cat poop. Protein is protein to that dog. So yeah, I sometimes give her cold cuts but its always with a twinge that I could be giving her week old chicken leftovers and she'd be just as happy.
In my case it’s because I have no ham and also no dog
Stephen (day 1): *Has no idea what to do*
Sephen (day 20): *Now, as an expert vlogger, knows exactly how long to show off their cute pet*
freekeefox Too true!! 👏👏👏
It’s honestly kind of comforting to watch these night show hosts going theough the same thing as everyone else but still giving us a few laughs. Humor has helped me stay positive, i hope it has for others too.
@Wullow Rose...Same, and I do find him funny Vice Kelly.
vince kelly yes lol why are you watching him if you don’t?
You and the other "late night" hosts who are offering us your talents during these "two-bit" times prove that "a happy heart maketh the best medicine." Thank you!
“And he will deliver them on my neighbour’s lawn in about two hours...” I DIED LAUGHING. You are so funny... THANK YIU
Colbert: Say "Hi everybody", Peter
Peter: Hi everybody Peter
🤣🤣🤣 so childish..definitely some sh*t I would of said too lol
@@kaiaabeni6729 That joke "is as old as the hills..."
Peter is taking after his Daddy, Being a wise ass comedian!. Lol.
That kid is hilarious.
Shows how his kids are just as comedic as he is. Even though it's an old joke.
The evolution of Late Night Corona edition is beginning to look like the evolution of RUclips. At first it was bad lighting, poor film quality and corny jokes. We are in the second phase now where the production quality has gone up a bit and he's on to Dog/Cat videos. Next he'll be streaming Fortnight and be doing Unboxings in 4k HDR lol.
And promising us all Lootboxes
M Hewett maybe even a makeup tutorial? 🤷🏻♀️
@@SLCtica We already got that one
And you'll still be commenting
I can't wait until late night TV is 3 hour videos about some minor internet figure that I watch with rapt attention
"Are we still broadcasting?" Good, good 😂😂😂
7:30 the sadness in his eyes at not hearing his audience’s laughter is so heartbreaking to see
Hey Stephen, please don‘t call it „show without an audience“! We are all here with you!!!
Essential worker here...sitting in a nearly empty building....able to laugh as loud as I want to....and cry...cry as loud as I want to.
Jason Reliford
Thank you for your service... whatever it is you do. 🖤
I'm sorry! At least you know that we're all virtually together in enjoying "A Late Show"!
Thank you for being there for all of us! 🙏
Thank u for being there for us whatever you do 🙏🏽
Jason Reliford enjoy ! What do you do?
I love him geeking out on the word origins. I bet he won a spelling bee at some point in his life!
This aged like milk
Did I just spend a full two minutes watching Stephen Colbert feed his dog?
Yes, yes I did. Bless this man!
I just realized that the show has become Mr. Colbert's Neighborhood.
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor!"
hawkeye5955 thanks for making me cry. Now I have to sanitize my face of all moisture droplets
Give it another week, and he will walk in, switch his jacket for a sweater and change his shoes before starting his monologue. 🤣🤣🤣
YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
Charlie
De-sanitize? You have to make your face unsanitary?
Stephen: "Say hi everybody, Peter"
Peter: "Hi everybody, Peter"
BOIIIII XD
I laughed so hard at this!
Home Alone. Real Life.
Well this aged poorly… a bunch of elderly deaths and up shirt grabs later.
How's Jon Baptiste? Bring him on please!
Yes! I want John to soothe me with music.
Yes, I suggested that last night! Bring on Jon and Stay Human!
Alison Diaz lmao that would be so hilarious!
Stephen:"Say 'Hi, everybody!', Peter!"
Peter:"Hi, everybody Peter!"
That checks out, he *is* his son.
Dad humor even before he's a dad
I love how Stephen doesn't even react. He fully expected Peter to do that 😅
SmellsLikeBrass - Even his son is funny. This is one of Stephen's best quarantine show.
You are the father
Who else is looking forward to the "two bandaides and a grin" episode? hahahaha
"A show without an audience." Now you know what the average RUclipsr's life is like.
Lol indeed
😂
People without food, Now you know what the average poor country life in Eastern Europe, the Middle East, Asia, Africa, and South America is like.
100% Funny Because it's 100% True.
If men start using feminine hygiene products as face masks, I wonder if they will get cheaper?
Following basic economic principles, the exact opposite will happen.
Jaws Trock 😂
The T, it has been spilled.
They'll start putting them in blue boxes and selling them to men at a higher price.
The pink tax
"two band-aids and a grin" - absolutely looking forward to that. Stephen, you are a legend!
“Say hi everybody petter!” Son: “HI EVERYBODY PETTER!” 🤣😂🤣😂
Ha, I saw how Stephen used his dog's ears like a napkin after feeding him all that ham. LOL The things we do to our dogs.
Chris Cuomo is allowed to make fun of him too. Chris was doing an interview when Andrew called him. He ignored the call and said oh it’s just Andrew, he can call back later.
Chris called his brother, the governor of NY, Captain Banana Hands on national TV. 😂
If nothing else, at the end of the day, they are still brothers. ❤
@@hunnerdayEDT Yeah I saw that! It got pretty intense. . .
@@hunnerdayEDT oh brother...these two clowns are clowning around to distract from their awful elitist behavior, particular the governor, who should not have spent his governorship trying to close hospitals in New York
Trumps 2hrs of “taking it seriously” was his April fools day joke!
Taryn Miller 👌😆
Truth/
Nailed It LOL
I agree
Trump also isn't saying anything about 5g RFR their beaming from starlink to these 5g cells scattered across the country.. all 300 of them
“Are we still broadcasting?” 😂😂😂
This monologue for me is a proof that you don't need a background claps, cause it's hilarious on its own. Especially Stephen's almost deadpan delivery. :-)))))) Thank you, Stephen and to your family, too, thank you!
ruclips.net/video/PWmRbVBOTPU/видео.html Rainbow land is reaching capacity!
Training is key, the dog has Stephen trained well.
I’m amazed at Stephen’s ability to say some of these jokes in front of his kids without either party losing it 😂
Cuomosexual? That didn't age well Colby...
The Governor is a great leader that we need at this point!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this aged well (btw all this stuff was being said at this time but the media ignored it)
"... And he's gonna deliver them on my neigbour's lawn in about two hours."
Holy shit that punchline was so good xD .
That ham is going to do the business.
You know that cringing smile/wince kids give when their father has just delivered yet another bad Dad Joke? Anyone thinking that has become Peter's near permanent facial expression during these tapings?
Can't relate. I love Dad Jokes. The daddier the better.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Then you might have, what some call, a Daddy Issue.
I don't even remember watching this, all my days are running together. Blessings to all.
The casual look is much better..doesn't seem so uptight cause honestly majority of us are watching this in our sweatpants lol
Stephen: “By May, I’ll be wearing nothing more than two Band-Aids & a grin, so look forward to that.”
Don’t you tempt us with a good time, Stephen!
Indeed
🤣🤣🤣
Holy moly: with Stephen's help, we might actually get through this still sane.
I like the way you assume I was sane to start with 👅
@@PhilBoswell 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️😂
The sanest will remain sane, the semi-sane will fall into insanity and the insane will get crazier. Way it goes, with or without late night TV.
Still?
That train has sailed *long* ago.
"everyone wanna know why those press briefings are two hours long. Two hours. Long. Two hours long. Press briefing? I don't know."
"The poison. The poison for kuzco. the poison chosen specially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison. That poison?"
Forget the audience Stephen Colbert, you’re in your comical element!😂👏🏽
i love having a bit of a peek at your home life. it probably feels weird, i would imagine, but its comforting to be able to still watch the show. no matter how good or bad you may think it is, you're really being here for america.
I am loving Stephen more and more with these at home broadcasts.
"I'm putting an IUD up my nose" ... almost choked on my tea.
“benny: good boy” 😭
Hey Florida, you've got a choice: Go 6 feet apart or go 6 feet under.
B Erulan
Nicely put! Mind if I steal that for my posts? 👣👣👣😊
I work in a grocery store in Florida. People are slowly starting to take it more and more seriously, but there's still plenty of people who aren't.
That's pretty catchy. I mean so is the virus, but still.
@@jimsvideos7201 ba-dum-tssss!
It's like an open buffet over there. It sure is gonna "shelter-in-place" permanently a lot of people if they are acting this irresponsibly.
Stephen, you are not without an audience.
Thanks for being there.
This feels like his staff said "Look, you know we don't have a show, Stephen. Just sit in front of the camera and do some stuff."
Its jokes how he pauses after each punchline waiting for laughter, he needs to learn from normal RUclipsrs lol Great work tho
Lol a lot of the talk show hosts are still doing that, and it just makes it eerie... I think at least Trevor Noah might be getting out of the habit though
@@Yoyochanny And Seth Meyers, he adapted quickly. Love watching him.
He talked about it with John Oliver. Timing is a hugely important skill for comedians. I think he’s doing his best to maintain it for when he goes back to doing a live show.
"Suffering from a major case of being Florida" lol
@Drew Vanheistel yes, an imaginary illness is worse than a pandemic killing people globally. Of course, of course.
I like how Stephen's voice goes up an octave whenever he talks to Benny!
watching this on february 7th, 2021 HITS DIFFERENT 💀
"Hi everybody Peter" LOL! He's got the genes
Is it just me or is Stephen even funnier without any interruptions? He has been crushing it.
What's sad is he doesn't realize how good he is at it until later. He never misses lolz
I agree Gretchen. The show has been stellar, and it's a fun change of pace to see celebrities in their native habitats.
I fucking love it. I laugh and I know it's genuine and not social manipulation~
Also...love how Stephen still pauses for laughter.
J M
He has to or we couldn't hear him over our laughter and have to keep dragging the red bar back. 😆
He must hear us all howling our brains out at home! 😂
Old habits die hard 😂
ruclips.net/video/PWmRbVBOTPU/видео.html Go paint your nails!
“Two bandaids and a grin!” LOLOLOLOL
😂😂😂 That was hilarious.
Have to say I'm so glad I don't live in the US. In Ireland we had a lot of exposure from people sking in Noethern Italy and going to races at Cheltenham in UK. We shut schools on 13th of March and increased lockdown in stages. Since than the daily increase in cases went from 33% to 9%. In it for the long haul and the bill will be brutal (The government had payments of 350 a week going out to everyone who had lost jobs within about 10 days). Our very boring taoiseach was a MD; he has re-registered and will be taking a shift on the covid helpline each week. No photos, no broadcasting where he is.
Benny is a star even if he can't deliver a grocery list.
B C But, Stephen said he was gonna deliver it on the neighbor's lawn in about an hour.
Just... slightly harder to read, but yeah. 😆
Eh, give me an hour with Benny and dog be bringing Stephen his beer! That dog is ripe for training, he's smart, friendly, and just adorable!! Omg, the things he could do if Stephen and family could work with him!
@@ichijofestival2576 I love that you give your dog tasks! They need that stimulation but many people who share their homes with pups don't think they have time but it's crazy how fast they pick up the silliest trick if you want them to learn them. I like her helping with the groceries, that sounds super helpful, you're a lucky person! 🐾❤🐾 editing cuz I'm very curious, did you show her how to do it or did she just surprise you one day? I fell in love with my rescue dog that way and he ended up being with me for 11yrs! I was like, whaaaaaa? Then it was a wrap lol my doggie!
@@ichijofestival2576 I train humans, lol I am a dog behavior modification trainer using dog psychology and positive reinforcement. I find out what the dog likes and switch up the rewards. 3hrs and dogs that have been horrors for years become completely different dogs, fast. When guardian commits, it's amazing. Dogs are fun! 🐕🐾❤
Am I the only one laughing more at these home-show monologues than his studio ones?
"love him or hate him, that hitler's got pizazz"
IM DEAD
Thank you for the laughs! 👍🏻❤️
"He's got the messages, and he'll deliver them on to my neighbor's lawn in about two hours."
Old man neighbor: "Damn you Colbert! Damn you to hell!"
"Do your nipples even lift bro?" weirdest thing I've laughed at in week's! TY for that Steven.
Obsessed with the desk and also freezeframing to see what books are on the shelf!
Lol, even Stephen has the "do not move the camera an inch or you'll reveal chaos unbound" issue.
right? it was sobering to see the rest of the room. tv really is mostly fake.
Like all those beer cans under his makeshift desk.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 did you see the cocktail shaker? 😁
Should have ended on "And that's my two bits."
New Message bad dum *chsssss
Stephen colberts writing team been real quiet since u posted this
Curious how Peter felt being in the same room as his dad used the phrase "raw dog"...
"Say hi everybody, Peter"
"Hi everybody, Peter!"
Heh made me chuckle
Stephen always talks about children like they are little kids, when he told his son to say "hi" I was surpised to hear the voice of what sounded like a full grown adult.
Laura Walker me too
I have a 14 yr old nephew who sounds like Darth Vader
Puberty is strange
I think his kids are all early to mid 20s, so not really “kids” haha
Hi everbody to Peter. His father's son.
My mom is young looking for 50 and has a picture of me as a baby on her desk and when people ask her how old her little boy is she gives a little chuckle and then looks at them deadpan and says 30
Steven with a Southern woman's accent saying "Let's get it on, raw dog." Wasn't something I knew I needed in my life. Until now.
Thanks for the laughs! Well done
This was very funny... "Lucky Martha" cracked me up.
If some governors won’t shut down their states, that’s fine, so long as those states are ring-fenced to stop their residents getting out.
Get off the air Colbert. Put some of tv shows on. Nobody gives a shot about you making all your millions
Hey there's an idea. If tRump still wants to build a wall, let build around the borders of Florida and Louisiana ( et all) to keep Florida Man / Woman and Louisiana Man / Woman from getting out and into the rest of the country.
ha i read... stop their presidents getting out. doesn't make sense but o snap.. a headline from the future. u can run trump, but ya can't hide!
@@AB-mx5fr I wouldn't bother even talking to ol' Adrian - "he" is probably an FSB agent.
Called Ludmilla.
@@AB-mx5fr Don't feed them trolls. Let them be irrelevant in silence.
"When complimented on his coronavirus panty mask, the man said, 'what's coronavirus?'" Lol, that was a knee slapper.
Panty must be clean to be effective or you'rer just a pervert
The word qaurantina in Italian which the Italians learned from a Muslim physician centuries ago in modern Iran named Ibn Sina. Ibn was ahead of his times. He hypothesized that microbes existed and caused illnesses when microscopes weren't even around- he came up with the protocol to isolate people for 40 days to prevent the spread of illnesses which the Italians learned and coined the term quarantina which in English derives to quarantine.
This is my favorite Colbert episode ever. Just so off the tracks. Love it.
My dog got the messages written in ham and will deliver it to my neighbors lawn in 2 hours. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
This is too much.
"...are we still broadcasting?"
😂😂
i am really loving this monologue with no audience members. there are no fake or forced laughs, i am able to just digest the jokes at my own leisure
I really like Stephen Colbert. Too bad his dog Benny doesn't.
Huh?
Someone has never owned a dog. 🙄
Covid 19 has just turned all the late nights hosts into real RUclipsrs filming in their basements.
It's surreal as hell, but I kind of like the quiet relaxed podcast vibe with no audience.
It's awkward though when they pause after the punch line for the applause and there's none. I kinda wish they would just insert laughter track now.
Colbert: "Blah-blah-blah-blah!"
Colbert's dog: "What the hell is he saying? Will you just give me the ham? What are you gesturing about? Are you asking me to sit up? Are you asking me to lie down? Just give me the ham. Stop torturing me with your strange noises".
Colbert: "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!"
Colbert's dog: "I'm going to bite his finger off. If he keeps gesturing like that while waving around that ham and making those weird mouth noises, I'm going to bite his finger off...…"
😄😄🤣🤣😉
Military GAS MASK TO ALL DOCTORS AND NURSES AND FIRST RESPONDERS IMMEDIATELY gas mask not paper mask....with gas mask just wash with soap and water or Clorox.
😂😂😂😂
He loves helping
Blah-blah-blah-blah.....
Cue in 2 songs: Everyday is like Sunday by Morrissey & Everyday is Halloween by Ministry
What you did with your dog made me laugh so much🤣,thank you..I love your show
I would watch a full hour show of Stephen just telling us random facts that are vaguely related.