Prominent Republicans Speak Up About Vaccines As Delta Infections Soar

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  • America's latest surge of covid-19 infections is so concerning that even vaccine holdouts like Republican Congressman Steve Scalise are getting their jabs. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @ihcterra4625
    @ihcterra4625 2 года назад +660

    Jim Jordan should be the first suspect investigated.

    • @solomongrundy6584
      @solomongrundy6584 2 года назад +30

      ...at Ohio State as well.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/видео.html

    • @TheRealFLX81
      @TheRealFLX81 2 года назад +8

      Why isn't he yet?! It has been half a year.

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss 2 года назад +3

      On so many fronts...

    • @coolmotion7340
      @coolmotion7340 2 года назад +5

      Jim Jordan still figuring out how to wear his underwear property.

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 2 года назад +371

    I respect Pelosi's insistence on not letting the people who very publicaly and very obviously did the crime sabotage the investigation.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/видео.html

    • @JT26blue
      @JT26blue 2 года назад +15

      Agreed. Its kind of like letting the accused sit on the jury!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +5

      It would be like letting OJ be part of the jury.

    • @JohnHoffman65
      @JohnHoffman65 2 года назад

      Yes!💯!!!

    • @pamelafeeney8086
      @pamelafeeney8086 2 года назад

      Thank you for a rational comment.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 2 года назад +72

    "Conspiracy auctioneer" - brilliant.

  • @paulkeith5000
    @paulkeith5000 2 года назад +110

    "Unless the jury includes people who were members of the crime ring we will not participate!" - Kevin McCarthy

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 2 года назад +141

    "She's not [Gym] Jordan in the showers at Ohio State"....I laughed out loud!
    From a current resident of the land of poisonous nuts (Buckeyes) whose "Block O" is just a big zero...because they keep reelecting a wrestling coach who allegedly allowed a sexual predator to prey on young men. Disgusting slimeball...

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 2 года назад +18

      I just made the same comment. I'm pretty sure that was the most EPIC burn ever!!! Jim Jordan makes me ashamed to be a Buckeye AND an Ohioan 🤮🤮
      Thank God I don't live in his district anymore!

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/видео.html

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 года назад +7

      Hey Linda, 100% agreed! I BELIEVE the athletes. Simeball is an appropriate adjective for ol gym. v

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 года назад +1

      @@jessicak2811 , *gym!

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +41

    That cop was trying to put out the flames from that overheating Karen. She was revved up beyond specifications.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 года назад +4

      I expected him to put on his flashers and pull her over.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +5

      I legit thought she was going to explode!

    • @LL-gf2hs
      @LL-gf2hs 2 года назад +2

      I expected steam coming out of her ears at least.

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

  • @goodmorninggilw2836
    @goodmorninggilw2836 2 года назад +30

    The cop with the hand thing😂 bboy oh boy it doesn’t get any better than that. That shit was just gold

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?

  • @elchefreedom5063
    @elchefreedom5063 2 года назад +14

    Best part of this show, nightly, the names intro follow up… I’m dying over here! Mitch, baby food stuffed condom? It looked just like one, too 🤣🤣🤣 🤙🏽

  • @robertgotschall1246
    @robertgotschall1246 2 года назад +78

    And I (completely vaccinated) went to the store today wearing a mask because I can't trust tourists coming here to Vegas to have basic common sense.

    • @egrace3738
      @egrace3738 2 года назад +6

      Same...

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 2 года назад +4

      Same here in Denver.

    • @BrainwashedBot
      @BrainwashedBot 2 года назад

      Imagine hindering your ability to breathe...over a virus so deadly you have to take a test to know if you have it.

    • @LasseGreiner
      @LasseGreiner 2 года назад +1

      @@BrainwashedBot Is that irony? Losing the ability to breathe is actually what happens in severe CoViD cases. That is what kills people.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 2 года назад +2

      I’m in Reno. We don’t have the mandate (yet), but I don’t leave the house without a mask. 40% vaccination rate, 80% unmasked gaggers and coughers in the places I frequent.

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco 2 года назад +436

    Liz Chaney's got more balls than Kevin McCarthy and his five off-brand bleached whites. Kudos!

    • @ameliecarre4783
      @ameliecarre4783 2 года назад +8

      To be fair at that point even if they wanted to offer some diversity for their commitee picks, I don't think they have much, if any, to choose from.

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 2 года назад +6

      Sorry Liz Chaney is the only republican with balls.

    • @ERen-tj6jg
      @ERen-tj6jg 2 года назад +7

      She may not have a dick chanyey...
      But she definitely had balls..I can't stand her or her politics but give credit where credit is due.
      America truly first.

    • @blacklupus
      @blacklupus 2 года назад +9

      If you have to root for any Cheney in the US Congress, you know your country is in deep sh*t. You guys over there are truly f*cked.

    • @jailstuff6757
      @jailstuff6757 2 года назад +1

      Liz is not a republican lol

  • @KatieGray1
    @KatieGray1 2 года назад +132

    "Conspiracy auctioneer." I don't know who's been writing on this show lately but I don't ever want it to change it is literally the best it has been.

  • @vincesmith9507
    @vincesmith9507 2 года назад +9

    We all love Stephen because he is super talented AND has the greatest writers on tv.

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory 2 года назад +350

    “We will run our own investigation” “And we concluded we did nothing wrong.”

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 2 года назад +12

      It's not unprecedented. Hermann Goring made that argument from his cell in Nuremberg. Of course in the end his only recourse was to shoot himself before the real tribunal ordered him hanged. Let McCarthy take his football and go home and try and pretend they're all innocent. The guilty will be found and locked up no matter what his impotent whiney melty snowflake ass says or does.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 2 года назад +10

      Oh yeah, the police do the same thing too.

    • @twix7745
      @twix7745 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz 2 года назад +12

      “My fellow crooks and I will serve as judge and jury for our criminal investigation, as well.”

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 2 года назад +13

      Just like cops investigating police brutality.

  • @jembozaba4864
    @jembozaba4864 2 года назад +833

    I can only wish that the vaccine was as widely available here in Australia as it is in America

    • @dappppppppt
      @dappppppppt 2 года назад +16

      It is here across the ditch in Aotearoa, I would have thought oz would have enough?

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 2 года назад +264

      I can only wish that common sense was as widely available here in America as it is in Australia.

    • @Mikathedog100
      @Mikathedog100 2 года назад +90

      I'm glad that covid isn't as widely available here as it is in America!

    • @RaptorGoesRAWR
      @RaptorGoesRAWR 2 года назад +71

      @@dappppppppt If you guys are in the sharing mood, can we have Ardern as well? I think our Prime Minister might be defective.

    • @anti-classist
      @anti-classist 2 года назад +17

      Thank capitalism for that... Money to be made.

  • @redhex__1738
    @redhex__1738 2 года назад +11

    This is one of the best monologues I've seen in a bit.

  • @Mugdorna
    @Mugdorna 2 года назад +63

    I love the female Ben Shapiro doing the “talk really fast to try to appear incisive” technique.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 2 года назад +8

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees through this dumb tactic. Ben's like a first year college student trying to sound smart. Same for these money and attention whores in Congress.

    • @juancana457
      @juancana457 2 года назад +2

      Why can't we shut off their mike, and say, "OK, now provide FACTS to prove, or admit you DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 2 года назад

      @@juancana457 in fairness these events do allow any residents to make a statement

    • @juancana457
      @juancana457 2 года назад

      @@Mugdorna To respond, means that rational consideration was employed, 'before' speaking, not simply ranting as a result of a feeling. The later is merely a reaction, not worth much with regard to long-term thinking.

  • @janetskelley2198
    @janetskelley2198 2 года назад +63

    Jim Jordan is and always has been a clown.

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 2 года назад +2

      The murdery kind.

    • @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz
      @nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz 2 года назад +1

      That is putting down clowns, and I won’t have it! He is much worse. He is an enabler of criminals, including rapists and 45.

  • @shotjohnny
    @shotjohnny 2 года назад +174

    "Nancy Pelosi cannot just look the other way ... she's not Jim Jorden in the showers of Ohio State." 🔥🔥🔥

    • @ashandwit
      @ashandwit 2 года назад +8

      KILLER! I wondered if Colbert was gonna go there..... !

    • @janedmunds4218
      @janedmunds4218 2 года назад +3

      Time to google!

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

    • @dogo5255
      @dogo5255 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html ?

  • @electric8668
    @electric8668 2 года назад +17

    Why is law enforcement having such a hard time wrestling with whether or not to charge Gym Jordan for his collegiate exploits?

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 2 года назад +3

      White, male, wealthy Republican combined with racism, sexims and classism.

    • @electric8668
      @electric8668 2 года назад +3

      @@creativedesignation7880 It was rhetorical and you are right.

  • @bmos02
    @bmos02 2 года назад +5

    "It is not at all unclear"
    Great job Mitch, I'm sure your base will understand that one.

  • @shawnnewell4541
    @shawnnewell4541 2 года назад +140

    It's like suddenly they realized they're killing off their base!

    • @iscovidoveryet7828
      @iscovidoveryet7828 2 года назад +16

      Suddenly? I've been accusing them of negligent homicide since trumps' pandemic plague began. "Gone by Easter", "Democrat Hoax" Huh.!

    • @reflectivemuse1223
      @reflectivemuse1223 2 года назад +4

      Yup & themselves and their own families and their friends and the friendly person who was a good assistant ...

    • @twix7745
      @twix7745 2 года назад +1

      Yup...isn’t it delicious

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

    • @lindajones4849
      @lindajones4849 2 года назад +2

      In addition , some networks might have finally realized that they could be held criminally liable for passing on disinformation regarding COVID.

  • @gnarlow996
    @gnarlow996 2 года назад +312

    Wyoming resident here. I never thought I’d like Liz so damn much.

    • @solomongrundy6584
      @solomongrundy6584 2 года назад +23

      Don't you dare vote for her. She voted with Tump 96% of the time.

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 2 года назад +1

      Same here.

    • @bsadewitz
      @bsadewitz 2 года назад +11

      She's better than the worst.

    • @stephanies2239
      @stephanies2239 2 года назад +1

      @@northernpunx1978 don't they provide that friendly fire when going out with shooting buddies?

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy 2 года назад +7

      On one hand, I think of that line from ‘The Merchant of Venice’;
      “And so shines a good deed in a weary world.”
      On the other hand, I think of that line from the first ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie;
      “One good deed is not enough to redeem a man for a lifetime of wickedness.”

  • @imranhossain7627
    @imranhossain7627 2 года назад +12

    "Good old fashioned conspiracy auctioneer" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mushroommcfarmer1766
    @mushroommcfarmer1766 2 года назад +185

    "Dangerous pathogen know as the republican party..."
    😂🤣😅 It's funny, but horrible and true.

  • @CheersNE
    @CheersNE 2 года назад +512

    I don't agree with Liz Cheney on much of anything but I respect her standing up to the crooked Republicans. Go Liz!!!

  • @bryanw374
    @bryanw374 2 года назад +461

    McConnell: "Oh no, my voters are dying. Better start telling the truth for a change."

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 2 года назад +21

      Naw, it’s cos the stock market’s tanking

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember 2 года назад +26

      GQP doesn't care whether people live or die. But if the economy begins to suffer, particularly in red states, they start to sound the alarm.

    • @rossvaneldik3562
      @rossvaneldik3562 2 года назад +1

      @@12thDecember Hmm...let's see, Sherlock. A poor economy makes for a poor country. Poverty leads to sickness, starvation, and death. Caring about the economy IS caring about people's lives. Anyway...
      There is only good and evil, right and wrong. Get out of your Republican/Democrat paradigm.

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember 2 года назад +21

      @@rossvaneldik3562 Caring only about big business is not the same thing as caring about everyday citizens, trumper.

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember 2 года назад +23

      @@rossvaneldik3562 Poorest states in the U.S.:
      Mississippi
      West Virginia
      New Mexico
      Louisiana
      Alabama
      Kentucky
      South Carolina
      Arkansas
      North Carolina
      Oklahoma
      Every single one of them is a red state, the outlier being New Mexico. Clearly their representatives and Senators are not looking out for their best interests.
      Also, nine out of the ten least vaccinated states voted for trump in 2020, with the exception being Georgia, which narrowly went to President Joe Biden. Responsible leadership is sorely lacking in those states.

  • @janedmunds4218
    @janedmunds4218 2 года назад +8

    “...lifetime supply of life and time!” 🤣 I love you guys ❤️

  • @paulhellewell8762
    @paulhellewell8762 2 года назад +34

    Best I've seen in a while. Laughed and smiled through out. Liz Cheney kicks ass of the aholes around her.

  • @warlordsquerk5338
    @warlordsquerk5338 2 года назад +78

    You're on fire today Stephen, that was awesome!

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад +512

    The GQP forming a committee?
    Imagine the Nazis forming their own Nuremberg trials...

    • @joanies6778
      @joanies6778 2 года назад +29

      Exactly! They will be wasting our tax dollars looking down rabbit holes for tourists and antifa to fry. What a waste of time, energy, and tax dollars!

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 2 года назад +17

      I imagine it'll look similar to the McCarthyism trials.

    • @2l84t
      @2l84t 2 года назад +17

      The gop committee....a life form with six or more heads and no brains.

    • @paulahik211
      @paulahik211 2 года назад +28

      Why should they run their own investigation? They're the ones that voted against an investigation in the first place. The Repug committee will be a farce and yet more lies, lies, lies.

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 2 года назад +24

      It’s practically the equivalent of Osama Bin Laden being asked to assist the 9/11 investigation

  • @bonnierobinson8684
    @bonnierobinson8684 2 года назад +24

    Damn Liz, God bless you for telling the truth!

  • @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558
    @patriciatoomingtheplantpar2558 2 года назад +5

    Damn dude you were on fire 🔥, helps tremendously when you have so much material to work with, a small something to thank the Republicans for 🤣

    • @elizabethsohler6516
      @elizabethsohler6516 2 года назад

      With all the trouble they've caused? With due respect to Mr. C, I'd be really grateful if he had a little less material.

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 2 года назад +134

    "It is not at all unclear..."
    Mitch, everything is unclear with you. Why did you use a double-negative? To give yourself some wriggle room?

  • @JenMistress
    @JenMistress 2 года назад +24

    That one lady is talking so fast, I had to double check my speed on my RUclips. Thought I bumped up to 2X again. 😉😂🤣

    • @b1k2q34
      @b1k2q34 2 года назад

      Well, I didn't think I did it. Thought maybe the show did it.

  • @garyoa1
    @garyoa1 2 года назад +14

    Interesting that they crucified Paterno for the same thing as Jordan.

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 2 года назад +55

    My stars, the impossible has happened; I cheered for a Cheney.

    • @shadow92992
      @shadow92992 2 года назад +2

      LOL! Me too, for the first time ever.

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 2 года назад +3

      Since I didn't hear anything about it in this show, I must have heard it on the news. But someone said about her running for president. And I could think "Sorry, but she's a woman, and I believe, according to the republicans, one of the qualifications for being president is that you can't be a woman.

  • @fckthepolice8916
    @fckthepolice8916 2 года назад +193

    Gymnasium "JoePa Jr" Jordan should be in prison not Congress.

  • @cisco8650
    @cisco8650 2 года назад +42

    That future cat lady reading fast from her prepared statement off her phone, wow, cocaine is a hell of a drug. And one can do stupid fast.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 2 года назад +5

      She supports Joey Gilbert, the right wing, kangaroo-boxing personal injury attorney, for governor. (This progressive Nevada cat lady renounces her.)

    • @Shyster099
      @Shyster099 2 года назад

      Actually she strikes me as one of those weirdos with ferrets

    • @guardrailbiter
      @guardrailbiter 2 года назад

      Cocaine is too classy for her. Meth is more like it.

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 2 года назад +68

    McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
    Pelosi: Bye Felicia.

    • @ladydeerheart1
      @ladydeerheart1 2 года назад +4

      McCarthy: If you're not gonna accept these two, we're not taking part!
      Pelosi: Well, Bye.

    • @JR-playlists
      @JR-playlists 2 года назад +2

      Whats up with Ohio anyway? Ritter did you do this?

  • @quinnsinclair7028
    @quinnsinclair7028 2 года назад +6

    That woman talking that fast reminds me of people's first time running lines.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад

      She exhausted me from trying to grasp that much info - and weeding out the crazy - AND give what she had to say consideration. I don't think she had an opinion. She appeared glued to her phone while just listing a bunch of random topics of interest -in rapid-fire delivery- that she held. More like a litany of grievances rather than having something to add to the discussion. No thoughts, just performance? ☮

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 2 года назад

      Excuse me, but what was her name again? She was talking so fast I missed it.
      Also, if you change the speed of the video to 2.0, you don't hear any difference.

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 2 года назад +50

    10:29 _“We will run our own. 'Investigation'. Sort of like that Arizona. 'Audit'.”_

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 2 года назад +4

      I had that exact same thought. And what's going on with that. They took the ballots to some disclosed location and there has been no word of if the so called audit is on going or complete.

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

  • @MsBlackdeath13
    @MsBlackdeath13 2 года назад +666

    “Unless pelosi changes her mind, we will not participate.”
    That’s such a Karen response.

    • @k.c1126
      @k.c1126 2 года назад +82

      Let's get real. They never intended to participate, only obstruct and delay.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 2 года назад +43

      It's also a toddler response. "If you don't include these guys then I DON'T WANNA PLAY!!!!!!"

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 2 года назад +32

      Kevin doesn’t need to demand to see the manager, he sees him regularly at Mar-a-Lago.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 2 года назад +45

      KC Exactly. Jordan was put on the list because McCarthy knew he would be rejected. Now the GOP can complain, yet again, over something that they set up.

    • @michelemiller3798
      @michelemiller3798 2 года назад +15

      Same combo of arrogance & ignorance! The entitled ones...

  • @horseplay53
    @horseplay53 2 года назад +9

    "Pepperoni and fascism' best line EVER - well there were lots of good lines but that was up there.

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 2 года назад +8

    At 10:33, because when the Nazis “investigated” the Reichstag Fire that went well…

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker 2 года назад +794

    “That f*cking guy, Jim Jordan” I feel like we’ve all said that at LEAST once in the last two years.

    • @karimaogden3875
      @karimaogden3875 2 года назад +34

      "GYM" Jordan.

    • @mysterymayhem7020
      @mysterymayhem7020 2 года назад +19

      I say that at least once every hour of so.

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 2 года назад +38

      Those athletes that were molested under his watch certainly did.

    • @zazzyz4558
      @zazzyz4558 2 года назад +3

      Not me. I feel like Jim J is a hero.
      Oh, and no, masks actually don’t work, if you check actual science, as opposed to the usual leftist propaganda.

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease 2 года назад +54

      @@zazzyz4558 Unclear on the meaning of big words like “science”? You, too can join the official Trump Flying Monkey Brigade. And who in their right mind would adore a pedophile enabler?

  • @jocosus3
    @jocosus3 2 года назад +28

    7:19 "It's an ad for inferior bleach because those are a bunch of dull whites" - Stephen Colbert
    LMAOROTF

  • @gregvondare
    @gregvondare 2 года назад +72

    The last time I saw Jim Jordan, he was dragging a slice of pizza down the steps of a New York Subway stop.

    • @gms888
      @gms888 2 года назад +4

      Way too cute to be Jim and that rat had way higher ethics.

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 2 года назад +3

      Mad applause for subway rat shout-out!

  • @mjf8897
    @mjf8897 2 года назад +11

    I'm not sure if Jordan looked the other way.
    he might have stared longingly.

  • @imdatbitch83
    @imdatbitch83 2 года назад +389

    Liz smacking Jim's hand and dropping the F_bomb several times brings me so much joy!

  • @chrishayes6288
    @chrishayes6288 2 года назад +147

    That double negative at the beginning of Mitch's plea is going to confuse a lot of people, probably by design.

    • @amyelizabeth529
      @amyelizabeth529 2 года назад +20

      He clearly didn't want be clear.
      GOP: eschew obfuscation
      Me: espouse elucidation, please!

    • @chrisperez1004
      @chrisperez1004 2 года назад +9

      That’s exactly right, totally meant as a back door escape, he can always claim he meant the opposite of what he said.

    • @BartMassee
      @BartMassee 2 года назад +1

      the delta is out to get the Q

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 2 года назад +1

      @@amyelizabeth529 😂 👊🏼

    • @jstravelers4094
      @jstravelers4094 2 года назад +1

      @@chrisperez1004
      He thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
      He's not.

  • @ukporkpie7829
    @ukporkpie7829 2 года назад +1

    One of his best monologues for some time

  • @healingasthmaacasestudy9851
    @healingasthmaacasestudy9851 2 года назад +2

    This monologue was savage!

  • @nadinadi8385
    @nadinadi8385 2 года назад +274

    “A Dangerous pathogen scientists are calling the Republican Party. “. 🤣😂

    • @soupsgord
      @soupsgord 2 года назад +11

      I ruined it for myself! I read the comments before watching the show!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +22

      Republicans are a tumor on the body politic.

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 2 года назад +5

      👏👏👏👏

    • @aetch77
      @aetch77 2 года назад +1

      Sadly, the GoP is largely devoid of republicans. It mostly has RINOs.

    • @gentrykoda
      @gentrykoda 2 года назад +5

      I refer to them as parasites.

  • @frankiejean6517
    @frankiejean6517 2 года назад +198

    You have to admire the Republicans. They change as the wind blows. They are good at that. Blowing.

    • @eloytoston5249
      @eloytoston5249 2 года назад +7

      Hagahahahaha this is going to be a Classic in the comments

    • @MariaFerguson
      @MariaFerguson 2 года назад +3

      That is true and so FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +2

      Yes. Specifically Donald Trump.

    • @qua9
      @qua9 2 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @dawnoceanside7300
      @dawnoceanside7300 2 года назад

      When they're pissed, they take to the streets. As embarrassing as the teapotty was, at least they got OFF their arses!!!!
      Dem constituents? NFW!!!! Too comfy🙄

  • @yoquierotac0bell
    @yoquierotac0bell 2 года назад +62

    Is it just me, or is Kevin McCarthy starting to act and sound a lot more like Trump? It's very scary.

    • @kathyhudson6525
      @kathyhudson6525 2 года назад +1

      Good fun: Watching KM and RonnyD battle it out for the nomination!

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 2 года назад +1

      They're falling over themselves trying to fill the vacuum left by Orange Führer getting kicked out of both the White House and social media.

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 2 года назад +1

      He's one of the ones running for Trump's v-p - along with Rand Paul (an eye surgeon who pretends he isn't a doctor), Texas Gov. Abbott, and (or course) Ted Cruz.

  • @denisecrawford5289
    @denisecrawford5289 2 года назад +3

    You keep me sane Stephen Colbert 😂

  • @summersnow9721
    @summersnow9721 2 года назад +140

    Ah, yes "Gym" Jordan . . . Needs investigation.

  • @buttercxpdraws8101
    @buttercxpdraws8101 2 года назад +172

    I probably disagree with most political views which Cheney would hold. But I genuinely respect her for speaking her truth when it seems to be so difficult for the rest of the GOP. At least she has a modicum of integrity.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +16

      She's what a Conservative is supposed to be.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 2 года назад +5

      This will be the *ONLY* time that I will say this - I F🤬cking *LOVE* Liz Cheney!

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 2 года назад +5

      Don't turn your back on her. She's still a lying warmonger.

    • @tealtown4083
      @tealtown4083 2 года назад +4

      I disagree. She is just using common sense. Nothing hard about that except for Tr**pTards.

    • @nctpti2073
      @nctpti2073 2 года назад +2

      @@y_fam_goeglyd No one is perfect. Sadly, in politics, the best you can do is too often the least imperfect.

  • @gkramer1292
    @gkramer1292 2 года назад +7

    Nothing like cracking open a nice, cool Colbert...

    • @thecreamman3527
      @thecreamman3527 2 года назад

      Yes specially if you like misinformation from a shill puppet

  • @gregvondare
    @gregvondare 2 года назад +91

    "Pepperoni and Fascism" -- sounds like a bestseller action/adventure cookbook.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад +1

      "Pepperoni Fascists" sound like a band name to me. Nirvana years type. l like blues/rock so idk the updated version of what a grunge band is called now. Maybe a garage band name, do musicians still do that? ☮

    • @Ahtraihue
      @Ahtraihue 2 года назад +1

      I'd might read that, depending on what the synopsis says on back.

    • @XXX3155
      @XXX3155 2 года назад +2

      Starring Samuel L Jackson
      Just before someone takes this the wrong way, it's an old joke about how he used to be in everything

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад

      @@XXX3155 lsn't it exhausting having to quantify every little thing you utter/type? lt used to be a lot easier to have a conversation w/o having to either explain a Samuel L.Jackson reference or that you weren't TRYING to exclude anyone or a group, it's a big world to have to acknowledge. The spoken language has gotten more cumbersome each passing year. I'm ready to give up! ☮

    • @bkdmode
      @bkdmode 2 года назад

      "Pepperoni and Fascism" - wasn't that the main course at last month's buffet @ CPAC?

  • @isaacsmom9772
    @isaacsmom9772 2 года назад +85

    I've been wondering for a long time- when is someone gonna tell trump what the "YMCA" guys really represent? I don't think it's what he thinks it is🤫

    • @VandelayIndustries61
      @VandelayIndustries61 2 года назад +10

      How would he know? America's biggest draft dodger was never "In the Navy."

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 2 года назад +9

      And neither do a yuge(sic) portion of his fanbase, many of whom are racist and/or homophobic.

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 2 года назад +3

      Tweetolini thinks they are young christian guys doing good ol american Jobs. 😂 😂 😂

    • @belikewater420
      @belikewater420 2 года назад +2

      Honestly, I've tried to laugh about that (among many things) since it happened, but unfortunately the ignorance is so strong, it's more concerning and sad than funny.

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад

      he plays it all the time at those rallies, it cracks me up big time. 🤣☮

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 2 года назад +202

    Stephen on point today with the jokes, burns and that fast speaking.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/видео.html

    • @fredbarney2119
      @fredbarney2119 2 года назад +3

      He drove a bus over Jordan! I luv u Stephen 👍

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 2 года назад +3

      Agreed, he was on fire with a lot good shotgun zingers!

    • @carmenblackwell963
      @carmenblackwell963 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html ..

  • @samueladams1711
    @samueladams1711 2 года назад +3

    "I wanted to always play it down," the president said in a March interview, the audio recording of which was made public in September. "I still like playing it down, because I don't want to create a panic."

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 2 года назад +3

    Perhaps the singularly most incredible Colbert Late Show EVER! thank you -

  • @johnrogers8836
    @johnrogers8836 2 года назад +34

    “It is not at all unclear that a way to avoid....” good god... what a way to mush up of a statement!

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад +1

      lt took me a minute to figure out what he was saying after that beginning! l thot l was well-versed in political mumbo-jumbo but I had to BELIEVE - not actually UNDERSTAND as l do with most people. He meant something positive because, in the end, he said to get the jab, but he did a terrible job of articulating it. l'm still unsure if, what he said, was proper American English. Any English teachers out there? HELP! ☮

    • @joedellinger9437
      @joedellinger9437 2 года назад +1

      That contorted phraseology was quite deliberate. He can now say he told people to get vaccinated, but his target audience will have heard whatever they wanted to hear. Very clever actually.

    • @chrisperez1004
      @chrisperez1004 2 года назад

      Diabolical tortoise

  • @Nefilum
    @Nefilum 2 года назад +28

    "It's a dry doom"
    He sneaked that one in at the end, had me cracking up.

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 2 года назад +1

    Your show simply gets better every night! I am so glad to hear you speaking for sanity!

  • @Grateful4Today
    @Grateful4Today 2 года назад +3

    That was awesome Stephen apart from being truthful and incredibly smart, no to mention your linguistic skills ! You just made my day, loved it Lol

  • @cleanasdirt6832
    @cleanasdirt6832 2 года назад +213

    I wonder if she could talk that fast when she’s hooked up to a ventilator?

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 2 года назад +10

      She is in the Delta Age Group...😪

    • @williamraffen5941
      @williamraffen5941 2 года назад +13

      @E E
      Meth

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +9

      She's going to talk herself right into a grave.

    • @BrainwashedBot
      @BrainwashedBot 2 года назад +2

      Not when the ventilators are purposely cranked up to blow out lungs causing death and boosted covid numbers.

    • @robertl4824
      @robertl4824 2 года назад +18

      @@BrainwashedBot living up to your user name?

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 2 года назад +6

    That quote from Liz Chaney got my thumbs up 👍

  • @cristinalaird5824
    @cristinalaird5824 2 года назад +1

    this was your best monologue inquite a while Stephen. F... brilliant!

  • @zirokl
    @zirokl 2 года назад +1

    Praying for wisdom for all of us. Sending metta...

  • @dafttool
    @dafttool 2 года назад +214

    Jacket Off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed UNDER OATH

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 2 года назад +17

      Jack-it-off Jordan is a material witness & needs to be interviewed on a WATER BOARD.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 2 года назад +10

      @@DaveGIS123 - I don't agree. Anyone would say anything under those conditions. HOWEVER, it was clever and made me giggle.

    • @jordanrangel2027
      @jordanrangel2027 2 года назад +9

      He's just gonna lie. It's the republican norm.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +6

      He's just an all-around douche.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад +1

      needs to be put in a room with a bunch of his students armed with baseball bats

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 2 года назад +1240

    Delta Airlines: "Wow, we really got a raw deal with this Delta variant."
    Corona Beer: 🙄

    • @FixNewsPlease
      @FixNewsPlease 2 года назад +19

      👍😂

    • @hrhtreeoflife4815
      @hrhtreeoflife4815 2 года назад +26

      Me: so I can have a Corona (beer) on DELTA (airlines).
      Cool 😎...so chill.

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton 2 года назад +27

      As bad as the AIDS diet pills company.

    • @paulklp8262
      @paulklp8262 2 года назад +15

      Can't wait for the Southwest and American variants.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +13

      I'll take Delta Airlines over United any day. Fly the friendly skies my ass.

  • @heathheath123
    @heathheath123 2 года назад +2

    Ok but I lost my shit at "those are a bunch of dull whites" lmaoooooo

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      Hello how are you doing today

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 2 года назад +1

    That YMCA joke landed like a smooth sea plane. 🤣

  • @bial12345
    @bial12345 2 года назад +112

    I would have let that psycho ranting Karen spew out her pre-prepared Twitter post and then at the end just say "Sorry I didn't catch any of that you were speaking too quickly. NEXT."

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 2 года назад +366

    I just woke up to the best private message ever--my online buddy who I've been trying to convince to get the shot for weeks has FINALLY decided to do it!!!!!

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 2 года назад +19

      Wonderful news, a good deed saves lives

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 2 года назад +5

      Yeah!!!

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 2 года назад +15

      Congratulations. Hopefully your friend does a service by convincing others to get vaccinated

    • @laurakuhn8743
      @laurakuhn8743 2 года назад +7

      That's fantastic!!! Please start a Tic TOC challenge!!! Nominate/Call out two people!!!

    • @sister9059
      @sister9059 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html
      .

  • @segifford1
    @segifford1 2 года назад +1

    Great opening, Stephen!

  • @rankat1841
    @rankat1841 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious!! I see another round of Peabody's Awards coming!

  • @kathyboschen6719
    @kathyboschen6719 2 года назад +806

    “And just a complete tool.”
    “I demand pepperoni and fascism”
    So much truth 😂

    • @M0oranshi
      @M0oranshi 2 года назад +28

      I love it when the writers are blunt like that, long overdue

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 2 года назад +17

      @@M0oranshi - OMG! I was just thinking... FINALLY someone said it out loud! I loved the trucker connotation too. When a loaded 18 wheeler is behind you on a hill... you do NOT apply the breaks.

    • @jonasp6043
      @jonasp6043 2 года назад +11

      But tools are supposed to be useful?

    • @Eranderil
      @Eranderil 2 года назад +11

      @@jonasp6043 I hate to admit how much this cracked me up. You pose a fair point- why DO we refer to the scuzziest and most useless of humanity as probably the only thing that sets us ahead of animals? Maybe we should start using the phrase "welcome mat" instead.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 2 года назад +12

      @@Eranderil Tool as used here is a euphemism for dick. Plus, English has words that are their own antonym. Eg, sanction. It can mean _impose a penalty_ or _declare approval._

  • @terri200
    @terri200 2 года назад +43

    McCarthy's own committee would be a laughingstock!! The guilty investigating the guilty!!🤨🤔😂🤣

    • @MK-su6eg
      @MK-su6eg 2 года назад +1

      They probably convict themselves just to prove a point, even when GOP lies, they tell the TRUTH! I find US, WE, .....GUILTY TO ALL CHARGES, G U I L T Y , lock me up! Guilty investigate the guilty, and is Guilty.

  • @r-platt
    @r-platt 2 года назад +2

    "It's an ad for inferior bleach 'cause those are a bunch of dull whites."
    ROFL!
    Uh-oh... I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      Hello how are you doing today

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      How are you doing today and how’s the weather over there with you?

    • @r-platt
      @r-platt 2 года назад +1

      @@richardkandle4289 I am well, thank you. And how are you?
      I have a good job with great coworkers and an amazing family full of support and love... it's not ideal but it's FAR better than most. For that reason I count myself extremely lucky.

    • @r-platt
      @r-platt 2 года назад +1

      @@richardkandle4289 The weather is a bit humid but comfortable.
      The red and orange sunset was something special! It's being caused by fires in California.

    • @richardkandle4289
      @richardkandle4289 2 года назад

      @@r-platt wow that’s nice to hear that you’re comfortable... I’m good and thanks for asking....do you mind me asking if you’re married ?

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 2 года назад +2

    "Full warning, Mark's in the lifestyle" 🤣👏

    • @lindaward3156
      @lindaward3156 2 года назад

      Colbert was on fire! What a monologue!☮ l don't even know what "in the lifestyle" means but the gist was enough. l think it means alternative sexual tastes that include multiple partners at the same time... but l don't need the details. ☮

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +145

    "I agree with Mitch McConnell."
    I fully expected a thunderclap, and the sound of a million evil spirits escaping Hell there.

  • @user-nw2sj7rn1q
    @user-nw2sj7rn1q 2 года назад +104

    Man, Stephen Colbert has been on fire this week. Love it.

  • @arliewilliams6596
    @arliewilliams6596 2 года назад

    Honor to the writers on your show ! And the delivery is great !

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 2 года назад +2

    HOLY SHIT. I thought that Liz Cheney quote was just another joke!!

  • @DresdenShuffle
    @DresdenShuffle 2 года назад +566

    You know hell has frozen over when Turtle McConnell says something correct and right.

    • @paulklp8262
      @paulklp8262 2 года назад +33

      Their followers are so brainwashed, they won't listen even to them.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 года назад +20

      It might be the only thing he's said that I can agree with.

    • @mr.nobody9697
      @mr.nobody9697 2 года назад +25

      Hes saying it now because he isnt up for re election in 22`. If he was you can bet your sweet ass he`d be keeping his mouth shut and playing the "i dont have to answer, hippa!!!" card.

    • @pl7868
      @pl7868 2 года назад +8

      Really sad to see a man as upstanding as moscow try to save some of his base to save his nuts in the next election :( he must feel like total crap trying to help people stay alive OMG

    • @michaelmiddleton3311
      @michaelmiddleton3311 2 года назад +15

      This guys a hell of a strategist. And he has NEVER done what is RIGHT for the American people. I'd be suspect of his sudden moral integrity.
      Very suspect!!!

  • @DonShitzInPantz
    @DonShitzInPantz 2 года назад +13

    Minority House: Just a complete TOOL! 🤣

  • @allysa2877
    @allysa2877 2 года назад +10

    The words "Prominent" and "Republican" are a really strange juxtaposition. Talk about an oxymoron!

    • @jennifercollver827
      @jennifercollver827 2 года назад

      How about Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney?

    • @bluesteel8376
      @bluesteel8376 2 года назад

      I have a feeling you do not know what "prominent" means. Trump is the most prominent politician on Earth and he is a republican.

  • @saileshkoemar1857
    @saileshkoemar1857 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for being so honest and funny Stephen, your truth is going to bring us humans closer.

    • @mrbeanyup4175
      @mrbeanyup4175 2 года назад

      Honest Colbert? That's a complete lie.

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 2 года назад +78

    Masks: why do you think surgeons and nurses where masks in surgery.

    • @seycas118
      @seycas118 2 года назад +4

      @ Lindalee Law... what’s with the American education system... can you not tell when to correctly use “where” and/or “wear”? and America is supposed to be a 1st world country FFS...

    • @elsonrix1
      @elsonrix1 2 года назад

      @E E now I’m intrigued, what seems to be @seycas mistakes in writing?

    • @markspeedy7421
      @markspeedy7421 2 года назад

      @@elsonrix1 agreed I like the comment but I didn't give it a like because of that terrible mistake!

    • @smoothiegreenburg6065
      @smoothiegreenburg6065 2 года назад +4

      ​@@seycas118 if someone can speak English that doesn't automatically mean they are an American...confusing where/wear and their, they're, and there is pretty common mistake if English is your second language

    • @BrainwashedBot
      @BrainwashedBot 2 года назад +2

      Masks most people wear provide as much protection as a condom with a hole in it.

  • @kenhunt5153
    @kenhunt5153 2 года назад +150

    "Google it...."
    So true.
    The Congressman is a creeper.

    • @evianpullman7647
      @evianpullman7647 2 года назад

      ?! google it he's A creep ??, i'm confused...but thank god i'm not a stupid confused gop klown idiot !"

    • @JimmieHammel
      @JimmieHammel 2 года назад +12

      How did I not already know this about a representative from my state?! 😟
      Something is very seriously wrong with the state of our politics!
      Summary: there was a doctor molesting and creeping on boys on the Ohio State sports teams, and Jim Jordan, an assistant coach at the time, knew about it, had gotten multiple complaints about it, and did nothing to protect his players.

    • @mattprielipp584
      @mattprielipp584 2 года назад +1

      Thanks

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 2 года назад +4

      @@JimmieHammel Yep, Gym said he didn't know. He knew. It's gerrymandering. That's how he keeps getting elected. There are some sick SOBs that continue to vote for him. Your Governor is cool. My Governor is cool also, Larry Hogan, MD. Gym Jordan 🙈🙉

  • @lindaliestman4397
    @lindaliestman4397 2 года назад +1

    You are on fire tonight Stephen! Way to go!!!

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 2 года назад

    Referring to Mitch as a condom filled with baby food may be the greatest joke I've heard from this show.

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 2 года назад +83

    They told “Speedi-Jenni” she had 2 minutes and she had brought 10 minutes of ‘killer’ material.
    Or so she thought.

    • @jonbus766
      @jonbus766 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/YfkWRRKXj3Q/видео.html

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 2 года назад +14

      Scary thing is she probably thinks that she is smart and everything she says is the truth. Very scary indeed.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 2 года назад +1

      She mentioned Joey Gilbert, the right wingnut, kangaroo-boxing personal injury attorney who’s running against our Democratic governor next year-like Saul Goodman, but shorter.

    • @carmenblackwell963
      @carmenblackwell963 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FqQLWbFcf8k/видео.html .

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 2 года назад

      @@carmenblackwell963 What does Riverside Cooking have to do with this discussion? I fail to see any connection...

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 2 года назад +56

    "ventriloquist dummy who wishes to become a real dummy" damn Stephen you and your writers are on fire since you got back to live shows :-D

    • @ClaytonBigsby01
      @ClaytonBigsby01 2 года назад

      I missed that ? Was he talking about Biden ? Lul . This show is shit and not funny at all. He’s a political hack . If he was a comedian he would have been masking fun of that town hall where Biden made a complete fool of himself

    • @kaal2820
      @kaal2820 2 года назад

      LAWSUIT against CDC for cover up of 45000 jab deaths leohohmann.com your welcome! this guy is too concerned about pushing vaccines it is creepy beyond

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 года назад +4

      @@kaal2820 keep wasting your time and money. At least while you're doing this you're not invading government buildings.

    • @conniefrank6895
      @conniefrank6895 2 года назад

      @@ClaytonBigsby01 such a shame that you're being forced to watch this political hack shit show. My heart bleeds for you, really it does. Have a nice day

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 2 года назад

    Thanks Stephen Colbert Et Al.🙂

  • @shanesawyer5103
    @shanesawyer5103 2 года назад +1

    Omg that crazy lady was talking REALLY fast! 😆