President Biden Claps Back At Anti-Vax GOP Governors Over Mandates
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2021
- Republican governors like Nebraska's Pete Ricketts are leading the backlash against new vaccine requirements issued by President Biden, who signaled he is more than ready for a fight. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen completely losing it and running through the little door...
I can't even!?! 😅🤣😂😭
"Evie's not going to like that joke."
And that's why you don't get invited.
It's a cover, they have sex parties once a month, but only invite close friends and immediate family 😂
@@toastiesburned9929 i KNOW you did not just say "immediate family" alexa play sweet home alabama
@@toastiesburned9929 Well maybe your mum. 😉
Jon's face was the best part of that "coming" joke
The ad libbed interaction with the 18 year-old and his mom in the audience had surprisingly funny results! A comedy gem!
Was not expecting that come back 😂
His fucking mom looked out of his league
His mom should have replied "once, 18 years ago" :D
Nothing on a comedy show is ad-libbed, it's all set up
That "I'm With My Mom Moment" was perhaps the greatest walkout bit ever since Elmo angrily told Jimmy Fallon he can't come to Sesame Street anymore.
That made this my number 1 Colbert Monologue ever !
That was some of the greatest audience interaction I've ever seen. Had me genuinely laughing.
Pre recorded by A sound engineer....covid 19...No audience at all...Note they never show the crowd...Just him and the band.
@@leoking5152 lol okay buddy.
@@leoking5152 And here is someone who didn't even watch the video. Wow, buddy.
@@xmlthegreat Gamma male...Prove Me wrong!!..😉😎🤭
@@ianmiller6040 Gamma male...Prove Me wrong!!...😉😎🤭
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain
Also, Steven’s ability to do physical humor is largely underrated lol
Because he isn't funny.
Stephen is a democratic puppet. Nothing about him is funny.
LARGELY INDEED
@@dani_i8942 Why are you here then?
Steven's a moron. Don't ask why I'm here.
I died when they cut the camera to John when he made the "she's coming joke" his eyes wasnt ready for what his ears heard lol
“Get the menu she said shes’s coming..”
😳…🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Whoa buddy..lol
Shocked that joke flew with CBS! Well-done, writers!
Scam of the century propagated by MSN
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@@michelletate7750 very possibly improvised
@@evanflowforever6615 Possibly... but, to me, it seemed too well-crafted to be improv. The set-up, the "Yes, Yes, Yes," ...just my take.
Stephen is hilarious when he's trying to be frisky.
l say "trying" because, at the same time, you know he's a Southern gentleman who loves his wife. He pulls it off, quite a trick.
It's great to see Steven enjoying himself back in front of a live audience. Like seeing a caged bird fly again.
He is awful
That's what they said about him at the sex party he totally wasn't invited to
Like maskubating was brave.
This is one of Colbert's most hilarious segments ever, it's gonna be one of those clips I will keep coming back to.
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Definitely! No comparing this to what he called "The Broom Closet".
Agree, this segment was PURE GOLD
Almost as good as the ol' "Munchma Kuchi" but 😂
I love it when a monologue goes off the rails.
"John Cox is so bland, even a BEAR won't eat him."
OUCH.
Bear is going to get more votes and bear is undocumented and no speak good English.
@Kulture City I too am against undocumented bears eating bland white folks. Say it, brother!
i'm sure that's all code for something
In 10 years this will be on a greatest moments in talk show history reel. When he came back and asked mom. I stood and clapped.
He really rocked that bit.
I love how Colbert just can't get over the sex party thing. Probably one of the best opening monologues because it went so off script.
I am sorry. This is the most authentic, work with an audience, unexpected hobbit of humor journey I have ever seen on Colbert's show ever! ;-) Well done master Colebrt.
This has to be peak Steven Colbert. I've never laughed so hard 🤣
Jon's face after the "coming" joke
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The expression on the band leaders face!!!!😂🤣💖🇺🇸PRICELESS!!!!!!
He always has the mouth of someone laughing, but the eyes are saying “what..”.
Priceless! 😅
He’s facial expression was hilarious!
“I’m with my mom I can’t answer.” LOL
Thank you! I couldn't hear the 18 year old!👍
@@SquirtleHK To be honest all I heard was “I’m with my mom.” But he kept talking and Steven was embarrassed so I guessed what he likely said next was, “I can’t answer that.”
Out of all the possible ways to answer the question, that was the best one.
good thing they have their masks on
Say, "no" and mom knows you're lying but say, "yes" and you're in trouble now, mister.
"By which I mean the email funder-pffh!-"
It's rare, but those moments only heighten the comedy =)
The mom should have replied: "Yes, just over 18 years ago".
"Have at it"!
Amen.
@@BN-cr3el Why not talk about Trump freeing the leader of the Taliban from prison so he could "negotiate" with him at Camp David, then free 5,000 other Taliban terrorists from prison, withdraw almost all U.S. troops from Afghanistan in the waning days of his "presidency" in a last-ditch attempt to keep ONE of his failed campaign promises, against the advice of his own Secretary of Defense, Mark Esper, who he then fired, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who he was too scared to fire?
@@BN-cr3el Those Americans were given 6 warnings to leave Afghanistan from February onwards, the most recent of which were along the lines of, "leave now or possibly die". And you claim to be from the party of personal responsibility?
@@BN-cr3el What about Reagan and Bush Sr. arming and training the Mujaheddin to be guerrilla terrorists in the 1980s?
It was called Operation Cyclone. It led to both World Trade Center attacks and the US' wasted efforts in Afghanistan.
Scam of the century propagated by MSN
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Double down Amen!
This was a masterpiece in crowdwork and comedic timing
Eat your heart out Carol Burnett. 😅🎤🎭📺
Because it’s staged for you’re distraction fool wake up
There will never be another like this man. Comic genius.
He does give the King of late night, Johnny Carson a run for his money.
"You got a problem with that mandate you can come by and meet my friends Empathy and Public Service!" Brilliant!! 🥰
Pathetic
Freedom or security you can have security I’ll have freedom of choice and I’d like to see you try and give me that vaccine on you’re own.
@@joeday2636 Wear seatbelts? Own a car or SUV? Eat food from grocery stores that's USDA inspected? Fishing and hunting licenses or poacher? Take any prescription meds that the FDA approved? Build your own house or live in a place that has government mandated standards and local zoning codes? Obey traffic laws or ignore them? The list goes on and on. Yes, you have freedom of choice. Within limits. Good luck!
@@TheAnxiousAardvark Indeed we live in a society were we must follow the rules of law put in place by the society as a whole at this point the law of the land is get vaccinated or leave our society never return sounds like a good idea to me. 🖖
@@joeday2636 Your freedom of choice ends where the lives of others begin, if you don't want to follow the rules of our society leave you don't have the right to enjoy the services and resources our society provides plain and simple fact.
"I can't answer. My Mom's here." "What about you, 'Mom?' Have _you_ ever been to a sex party?" "That's how I got him."
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Me, to Figaro
Mom was looking good, she has gotten invites.
Definitely, Steve would have used the door again if THAT was her reply.
gotta love the Ray-bans with "empathy" and "public service"!
Why does he throw those on when talking about Biden?
@@angelmax404
Because, according to him, that's what makes his imitation work.
Leave Uncle Joe alone: He walked 5 miles through a snowstorm to get those Ray-Bans, dagnabbit!!
Anyway, Trump was still the one with a golden toilet. He wasted tax money just to pointlessly take a motorcade to a place about 2 city-blocks away. But, suddenly, BIDEN is the big spender? At least he wants to invest in our future as a nation and a planet; the Republicans (and such humble "public servants" they are, never just SELF-serving 🙄) have become like shady Prosperity Gospel preachers: just keep holding out hope, and eventually that "supply-side" nonsense will kick in, yielding totally different results than it ever has before!!
C'mon, man.
@@angelmax404 Because he's been seen wearing them countless times.
Man it is amazing having a live audience back!
So much enjoyed the improvised part and interaction with the audience! That has always been one of Colbert's strong points. Looking forward to see more of that!
"Meet my pals empathy and public service" lmfao! Thank you Colbert for a super hearty laugh at 4:30 in the morning....!!!! xo
The whole sex party bit felt like such a throwback to David Letterman's hosting style. That was so good! And Stephen totally nailed the raunchiness.
He should invite the Raunchines on the show to perform a couple of their hits!
@@richardmercer2337 I read it as "raunch-lines" and thought, what a clever way to describe raunchy punchlines 😂
This is the only scenario in which it's worthwhile to have an audience. That's it.
@Kulture City Basic comedy advice: Know the room.
Colbert is a FAR cry from letterman. Not even close to as funny
Steven almost seems INSULTED that hes not been invited to any "parties".
I know it was all in good fun, and so is this: "Kick his ass, Evie!"
Stephen has the biggest - "I love my wife and would never cheat" energy in the biz and he wonders why he's clueless about sex parties?
Tell me you're vanilla without telling me you're vanilla.
is it cheating if they're both at the sex party tho? 😂
@@modkhi no, it's swinging. And from experience, it's a lot more prevalent than most people are willing to acknowledge. Almost like monogamy is not a natural experience for humans...
My thought exactly! I thought... We know Evie and we like you Stephen. You are NOT getting on the list.
@@modkhi not in my opinion, hell even if Evie isn't at the sex party, and she genuinely gave him permission to go an enjoy himself I couldn't consider it cheating. Cheating, for me, is the act of deceiving a partner about your promiscuity or having another relationship in parallel without knowledge or consent.
@@casmatt99 monogamy isn't natural to most people. Idk why 6 grown men can't marry 7 grown women and live happily ever after. Oh wait because the evangelical Godists don't like it. Ugh.
Just realized the rolling door has it's own door...
Doorception.
🤯🤯🤯
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#DandylionBreak!
Me too… I thought it was a solid piece.
The way that Stephen opened it, seems like he just realized it, too.
Probably the funniest monologues ever LMFAO the Biden and Lil Nas X was on point
On a different note : I was really shocked to know that the window behind and stephen was actually a terrace! Beautiful
“I’ll vote for you… just let the dog go.”
My thoughts exactly.
The dog’s eyes are pleading with me to “Do something.”
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she's still a better candidate than the oreo.
Some bro
Same bro
Vote out the whole republican nutshow asap!!
You're right, Stephen. They don't exist. So that is definitely not what the writers are doing when they all need to leave early for '"Just a networking thing.. you wouldn't like it.'"
Hey Steven, you're married. And Evie is so cute, you lucky dog. Wait, I'm married, too. :p
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hakuna Matata - Just invite Evie too. Nothing like some consenting adults doing a bit of swinging! (....so I’m told....)
That dig at Sacramento would’ve gone much better with my fellow Californians. Got a good laugh out of it myself. xD
that whole interaction was breathtaking!!!
God bless all of the teachers in America. They should be paid way more.
Thank you, teacher here and I can’t tell you how many times this has been said and never acted on
At least twice as much more
Some teachers should be paid more, some less and some should be fired.
@@petersimpson1734 Yeah, I had some racist ass teachers when I was in school. Of course, higher wages for teachers means you get more people applying. so you don't need to hire the bottom feeders just to fill your classrooms.
And the nurses and firefighters
"And how are you feeling today, Timmy?"
"Life is a progression of meaningless moments, punctuated by pain. misery, and despondency."
"But.. no fever.. right? Good. Off to your desk now...."
Awesome! I can now skip that part
Geez, little Timmy is a lot healthier than I was- I bottled that shit up for years. At least when he says that stuff he might be able to get some help.
All good as long as he doesn't lose his sense of despair 😶😷
Sounds like Calvin.
Sounds like timmy has a level head.
Just give this episode the Peabody, the Emmy, the Nobel Prize and the Triple Crown
soooo, if you're vaxed already, why you should be afraid of some one who's not? can't get the logic behind that statement.
This is the single greatest Colbert segment of all time
I could NOT have made it through the last 4 and half years without Stephen Colbert!! 🤣🤣 I get as much joy out of his having a live audience again as he does!! 👏👏👏 We're BACK baby!
Affirming once again that VICE is absolutely full of crud.
That slip up with email folder was comedy gold still hahah XD
Amazing, can't even see the kid's face and I still know he's blushing redder than MTG's nonexistent shame
MGT?
@@santiagotorrezsegarra7790 Marjorie Taylor Green.
He's(?) Dislexic
@@barbaracataldo566 Corrected, didn't bother proofreading and my fingers went in the wrong order. FYI, it's spelled dyslexic.
@@EditDeath Thanks. My auto correct didn't correct it!🤪
I’ve never laughed harder at a monologue
Oh MAN did I need a good laugh like this!!!!!!
Is this ever a CLASSIC monologue!
Stephen claiming he's never been invited to a sex party when someone in the crowd literally invited him last time and he immediately turned them down, lol
i was gonna say
Oh yeah
Isn't his best buddy Pedosa? Epstien Island anyone? who has butt aches now kids?
@@jamesviice4217 no that was trump in the pics with epstein. He was the one pointing and licking his lips at the team of young girls epstein brought. It was in the 90s back when the Donald and him were very close publicly.
Oh my gaawd. You are literally so funny. No jokes, I mean it
One of his best monologues in recent history. 😂
I LOVE THIS MAN... he had me laughing in tears!!! LOL
I wish Biden always wears shades when he jabs back or just jabbing 🙃😎😎😎
I love his impressions of Biden.
All this episode has taught me is that someone’s salty about not getting invited to sex parties.
....which just goes to show that this is not where you go for your continuing sex education...
As someone who's been to numerous sex parties, I can tell you that good ones are mostly chill, with a good deal of mingling, limits being clearly defined, safety required, clean bill of health from an STI clinic required, and enthusiastic consent required at all times by all parties involved in sex. Sometimes it's private sex, sometimes it's performative sex, sometimes it's group sex, sometimes it's one-on-one, sometimes some folks just want to masturbate. Sometimes it's no sex at all and people just want to chat.
They're never called sex parties. Sometimes they're called Wine & Board Games, or Movie Night at [Name]'s Place, or Sunday Munch, or something of that nature.
tl;dr: Sex parties are just mature gatherings where people happen to have sex.
@@---nu4ed Nah, 20s to 30s, occasional 40s.
Honestly, 50s isn't even that old if you treat your body right. Even 60s can be pretty dang distinguished on occasion. 70s, though, is probably where I'd have to be like 20 years older to be okay with.
@Kulture City Please try to stay on the topic of sex parties, you spambot.
That was literally the joke. Comedians make jokes.
Empathy and public service 😂😂😂 ❣️❣️❣️ 👏👏👏
Interestingly, the character Patrick Kilpatrick played on Babylon 5 was a serial killer.
THIS. WAS. AWESOME!!!! i wish he'd go off script more often, that was hilarious!!!! you can really tell THIS was exactly the energy he was missing from the crowd while doing his show in the storage room closet haha! so happy for him to have his audience back!!! i hope I get to go to his show one day!!
I love Biden’s response and Stephen’s impression of him….come on Jack!
I nearly pissed my pants!
Listen here corn pop!
Lol i loved it too.
Biden's not taking the stupid trumplican's crap anymore!
You mean the voice in the earpiece's response.
The PF Chang's bit made me howl 🤣
Empathy and public service!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The mom said "No.."
Her facial expression said "unfortunately"
Yes! She is obligated to say no cuz her son is there haha
This episode had me rolling 🤣🤣 can't believe they got by with this on CBS!
Me, too!! 😳 CBS getting racy! 😆😅🤣🤣
Incredibly funny improv with the crowd. Sharp man!
Are you doing an impression of my mother going around telling everybody that I’m a violent young man who can’t control himself Stephen ?
I'm actually crying. This is too funny. You saved that so well lmao. Awesome man.
Meet my pals “empathy and public service”
That describes Biden SO well!!!
10 years ago he was a straight up cut-throat politician, amazing what a good pr firm can mold out of willing dough. it must be a much simpler life having all your decisions and opinions about politics made by a night time show host. .... wipe your mouth bud you got a little.... yeah drool there.. good boy!
If he had asked me that question I would have shouted "Sorry, they asked me not to tell you!"
This was peak hilarity. Well done everyone.
One of his best monologues ever. My man Stephen’s on fire!!
Maybe all that energy is him coming off a sex party high...
"Get the menu she said she's coming". I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂
Breathe not breath
@@lisab9541 You got my point lady/man/person. 😂😂
Pretty sure that one was snuck past the CBS censors.
“Order the lettuce wraps, she keeps saying, ‘Yes yes yes!’”
When he walks off stage! Sooo funny!
That's why your show is the greatest. The love in the room
Studio audiences are prepped and cued. And they are friends or acquaintance of the talent.
Love to see Jon Batiste react -- his eyes!!
I had to go back and look. 4:54
Someone meme that face pronto!
"John Cox is so bland, even a *BEAR* won't eat him." I just about *P!SSED* myself laughing!
That mom should've said something like "how do you think I got HIM" and broke Stephen lol
This segment was fucking gold 😂😂😂
I love how Stephen treats sex parties like a Bigfoot conspiracy theorist
You ever been in the deep wilderness of Ontario at night? I have heard some strange shit could of been Bigfoot who knows.
@Eric oh but he didn't. The reality is, NOBODY voted to get Biden in, all those votes were casted to kick Trump OUT 😂😂😂
@Eric Sure, and Santa will bring you presents this Christmas
@Eric yes, we all know you are.
This is without question, the funniest monologue in the history of the Late Show! LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Lots of sex jokes lol
Now that was the only good joke I’ve heard😂 Maybe you should take over for this tired old clown!
@@kcsollers8552 wah wah wah
Watch some Letterman clips
I was JUST about to say the same. I AM DYYYYYYYYYING.
If you don't like tyrannical control why are you still living in New York City!?? 😳
Love your, Biden impressions.😊❤️😂 omg!! Risky lol love ❤️ that’s awesome, he’s with mom 😀
That mom should have said “yeah, that’s how my son got here”.
I think Stephen would still be on the floor 😆
I thought that was what she said!
And the son too
I love when Stephan "messes" up! 🤣
Is it me or was this the funniest monologue EVER?!
1:15 Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
-Benjamin Franklin. November 11, 1755
I love Colbert so much lol that embarrassed walk out was so cute
I think that's the first time that door has ever been used. 😅🤣🤣
This is why Stephen is #1 and will be for a very long time
He ain’t doing shit to Florida. Here in Florida we actually value freedom that crazy shit doesn’t fly here.
“I’m with my mum.”
I thought there was something ulteriorly Alabama there for a second.
LOL "We know this leads to a terrible place! Sacramento!"
Me, a Sacramentan - "And I took that personally..."
But it’s so true. 😂
Don't go all michael Jordan on us lol
🤭🤗🤗
Apart from the one way streets I don't see the problem. And that's just down town.
I always heard Sacramento was lovely. ::shrug::
Colbert’s Biden is my favorite. 🤣
Are they in my junk folder? Good one!!!
I love those unexpected moments, like the 18 year old and his mom.