Misinformation Station: Onions, Betadine, And Other Things That Won't Treat Covid
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2021
- In this installment of his very unfortunate segment on how knuckleheads are handling the pandemic, Stephen looks at the latest bogus Covid-19 "treatments" being promoted on the web. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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0:26 "Up to 700 people"? Wow ... sounds like it'll be another crowd that _“looked like a million, million and a half people”_ and _“went all the way back to the Washington Monument.”_
What if they're faking low numbers to lull the Capitol Police into a False Sense of Security?
"The last guy would never share a sub."
But he def would share nuclear secrets to any tyrant out there that promised him a gold star
Now, now... Vlad the Shirtless is also the most successful kleptocrat (slash sociopath) in the history of the world. Donnie's counting on way more than an adhesive paper star.
Jared sold nuclear technology to the Saudis in plain sight. It is on the record.
Hwe did do that. Putin had Trump running around plugging in bad usb's into almost every agencies' computers...
@@robertpiatt1551 have you ever heard of Alexander Lukashenko? Or hell, any of the Saudi royalty?
True, I'm sure he loves chili as well.
"Those who failed to learn from history will be at this rally!" Outstanding insight!
The prophecy was fulfilled with 4 arrests...
I never heard of the Tuskegee experiments, or the Bush CIA spreading germs in Barney Miller era subways, or PBS lauding a Greek king named Pericles for using germ warfare in Sicily when he did, ...Sicily, when did they matter...?, and still lost. Hummmmn, right this way Mister Clinton...Like the once vaunted and now fallen senate... Oh look Rottensburghers hurt, but what do I know..., You don't have to take any medicine you don't want to...they are alas exempt, which at their age is a joke...in 2017 i also wrote a piece in a left wing rag called The Manzoni papers...sheeeesh! @jonstewart
"It's supposed to be used AS a douche, not BY a douche."
Some punchlines just write themselves.
Classic!
You all are easily impressed . Keep being led like the 🐑 you are . Soon enough you will see where this is headed 😆 can't wait for your smug faces to all droop
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 Cry harder. 😂
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 -- Ah, no. We are all impressed by SCIENCE... done by real scientists. Meanwhile, you and your ilk are impressed by douche commercials featured on Facebook. That's not "smugness" you see on our faces. That's shake-our-heads, gut-rolling, belly-laughing, condescending looks of dismay seasoned with a little entertainment hoo-hah. ("And that's a good thing." -- Martha Stewart.)
@@markmh835 They are not delusional nor do they not believe in science. It is a dog and pony show to distract you while they gather whats left of the wealth before this thing collapses. There no way for the wealth to make a living from exploiting the planet so its now man eats man... Good luck to us all, the canabiles are loose.
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
~ Douglas Adams
Earth: mostly harmless, except to ourselves.
❤️
lol without a doubt.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not certain about the former."
~Albert Einstein
Eating a lot of onions and placing them around your house will help with social distancing... no one will come near you!
👍😂😂😂😂
And if you're a Trumpie, that's definitely for the best.
@Juragan Muda agan, bisa tolong jangan spamming di channel ini gak gan? Gak baik citranya orang Indonesia jadinya.
Translation for my non-Indonesian friends: bro, can you please not spam on this channel? Doesn't reflect well for Indonesians if you do.
Except other people who love onions. Some weeks, half the things I cook start with sauteed onions.
As someone who lives in Australia, this was the best thing that's happened all week
Shout-out to Jon Batist’s subtle piano sound effects 👌
He is the best!
Love that guy ✨✊✨
Jon was so good, the new guy sucks even at laughing :(
As an Aussie, can confirm our prime minister is all blunder from down under.
Wow. He must be bad bc so many on here have said as much.
Who cares about the faux pas, most Asian countries are happy that Australia will join in to keep the waterways free.
@@nuanced8225
Yeah, but Scotty will always be a kleptocratic bellend and Boris a complete johnson.
Then why do you guys keep electing those bloody liberals.
Morrison, right? I did not google, but I am not sure, though. I liked the one who spoke Mandarin and became Aussie prime minister twice in the last dozen years when they had revolving prime ministers.
In Australia we just call the PM "Scotty from marketing". Because he's all talk & no substance.
So No Mans Sky pre-updates
ScoMo
You forgot, he is also a happy clapper.
@@traceyholt8223 I prefer not to use Scomo as it’s a term he coined himself so seems to think is endearing. Scotty from Marketing never misses an opportunity.
Lol!
I love how he doesn’t use that idiots name at all. That’s very cleaver. Dudes smart and hilarious appreciate his humor and the crew that makes it all come together.
Learning a lot through the comments about Australia's PM. Hang in there, Aussies. Can't possibly be worse than what we just had the last 4 years.
And we were able to get rid of him.👍👍👏👏☀️☀️☀️🤗🤗🤗
lol we're just hard on our leaders :) ScoMo went to Hawaii while Australia burned & followed up by failing to secure pfizer vaccines in a timely way & also shirking responsibility for quarantine & most covid management, with state leaders having to step up & take control cause of his failures - while he still tries to take credit for their great work & also plays favourites with praising state leaders of his party, while criticising or refusing to acknowledge the great job of ones from the other side of politics. WA for example is still covid free, despite Bin Chicken in NSW losing control & ScoMo sent almost all of WA's vaccine allocations to NSW to help her out & is now telling WA they need to open up soon, despite not giving them access to any pfizer vaccines!
He's just running around doing a lot of nothing & seeking praise for everything, so it's rather hysterical that Biden forgot his name, cause that's exactly the sort of thing that would really upset him but that we all love to see :) Deny him the praise he hasn't earnt!
@@mehere8038 and you know, literally ignoring the quarantine to have fathers days physically with his family in a different state and in a locked down city (going into the lockdown and then leaving without quarantining) while literally no one else could.
Well, look what Murdoch did to the US using his svastifxx "fxxxs and friends" propaganda outlet and imagine how much worse it must be in Australia
He’s not worth remembering. Simple as that.
As an Australian, 'fella down-under', is the nicest thing our PM has been called for a long while. Also that sub was way better than the ones we've got.
❤️😁👍🏿
You've really gotta stop installing screen doors on your subs. jk
Damn straight mate, the Collins class subs should have been on sale at OTR, not in the water.
Why don't you like him ? I don't keep up
I was wondering what percentage of Australians would like to forget (according to Wikipedia at least) Prime Minister Scott Morrison's name.
A lot of us Aussies were watching that exchange to figure out the name of our prime minister too...
I really love how nearly all the comments from my fellow Australians are about how we totally back Joe Biden calling our PM “that fella from Down Under”. A) it’s a lot more polite than what we call the bloke and B) we are so relieved that America now actually has a sane man of integrity as President that Joe could call us “anything but late for dinner” and we’d be fine with it.
“A sane man of integrity.” WTH? Who you talkin about?🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Australia. I am a loving American who loves Biden. Love your accents!..😁
90% of the comments are from Australia. That's because no one in America watches this propaganda.
@@haydenschlessinger8834 -- Actually it's the highest rated late night show. So in this case, you would be wrong.... as usual.
@@princessfunkytown6459 -- Oh wow, you really can't connect the dots, can you? Allow me to assist. S/he is referring to President Biden -- unlike the previous illegitimate occupant of the White House (D...D. T....P), who had neither sanity nor integrity. There ..... glad to help ya! 😁👍
"Betadine should be used as a douche not by a douche" I LOVE Stephen's humor
Omg no . not as a douche
The most important thing to know about the rally in DC is that you definitely should NOT go to this rally...
It’s pretty funny. They know there isn’t a sycophant in the Oval Office, so the National Guard and police will actually phuck some shit up
I rather appreciate the way they are so conveniently grouped together for easy profiling.
Should save the FBI a metric butt ton of time and money normally spent on surveillance.
That should be a duh, but... times they are a-changin'.
I don’t wish ill on anyone….
But I wouldn’t be mad if there were a few highly-contagious insurrectionists in that crowd 🤞🏽
@Juragan Muda agan, bisa tolong jangan spamming di channel ini gak gan? Gak baik citranya orang Indonesia jadinya.
Translation for my non-Indonesian friends: bro, can you please not spam on this channel? Doesn't reflect well for Indonesians if you do.
"the point he can go to hell"
OK i can cheer for that one it's nice to see the right people being told this as opposed to the wrong people for once
Satan: "You're insane if you think I want this asshole in my house!"
@@couragekarnga8735 God: "You want the job, now you gotta do it, Lou."
Satan is real...
Is a fucking excellent Kreator song
the onion thing is actually genius, you cannot have "new loss of smell" after having lost all smell >s
I absolutely love those subtle nods toward Jon when he nails the foley piano!
As an Australian I couldn't be prouder he forgot Scotty from Marketing's name.
i wish i could forget his name and tony abbott and little jonnies as well
As an American-Israeli married to an Aussie and trying to climb Australia's covid wall to be reunited with her, I would be very happy if everyone could forget Scomo including himself
As an American living in Bali, I know Scotty from Marketing's last name. Morrison, like the Doors, but NOT.
It wasn’t Biden’s fault, Morrison is a totally forgettable guy.
He makes me miss George W. Bush's speech blunders.
We live in an onion article that never stop.
Can't be more correct
And it's not funny anymore!
Maybe we always did
I think the Fates just have a really sick sense of humor.
Hilarious
These conspiracy theorists have given stupidity a brand new meaning. Thank you Stephen for making these hard times bearable with your wit
At one time, to keep my sinuses clear, I ate raw garlic every day. It kept me from getting sick... no one could stand to be around me long enough to pass on germs. Especially if I had gas
It's OK. Australia's PM is very forgettable. We can't wait until we get to forget him ourselves.
I had to Google it. I am ashamed. But it's a forgettable name. I confess that in order to know anything about him, I'd have to start at the beginning!
Isn’t he friends with a Q nut job? Australia used to be one of my safe countries. Can I still count on you chipper blokes? ☹️
@@ascent8487 he is unfortunately even though he claims it has no bearing on his running of the country. However most of us are still sane.
@@RebeccaLynnMusic If you've got nothing better to do with your life I'd still tell you to do something other than learn about ScoMo.
@@ascent8487 chipper blokes?? are you british/english? - cause that's a very british/english term (ie something that we (not an aussie, but a kiwi) - would say about british/english people - (trying to think of a more aussie term - mate??)
so - as I said, kiwi not aussie - one bad leader does not define a country - (we've had our fair share, though not at the moment) - I think you can still count on aussies to be aussies - may joke around, be a bunch of larrikins, but in a pinch, if there is trouble - they've got your back and then some - hearts of gold
as safe as australia can be with all the snakes, spiders, sharks, drop bears, crocs, etc
I'm an Aussie and I wish I could forget his name.. Total tool
This makes me think of medieval times "medicine" where they would try to cure diseases by finding a plant that looked like the wound 😅
🤣🤣🤣
Such a stupid concept, I mean humans are born with the knowledge of medicine. Who would believe that humans would actually use trial and error to discover things. Such a dumb idea. Dur.
you got to love how stephen still didn't mention Aussie PM's name throughout
the comments make up for it though lol almost every comment relates to ScoMo!
Down under guy isn't his name? =P
@@gazz3867 no, but "arse end of the world" was a previous PM
Not all Aussies are pleased with this deal. Many of us here only just heard about this deal after biden announced it even though we had $90 bil deal with france for them to build us subs to replace our old ones, and it opens our country to hostile actions from other countries. This has destroyed Australia's sovereignty as a democratic country and we are NOT happy.
@@cassandrakarpinski9416 How could you only hear about it after BIDEN announced it when all 3 leaders announced it together & all Aussie media covered ScoMo announcing it NOT Biden?
& wtf do you think China intended on doing without this deal? I guess probably the same as right now huh, with sending their trolls to fake division within Australia to try to divide & conquer. Well it ain't gonna work troll! but hey, you get your 50cents for this comment right?
Trust me, the aussies want to forget him too.
but megadoses of onions and garlic will encourage social distancing, so it might help reduce the spread...
Haha yes, indirectly.
Anytime Ghouliani is unable to come out of his coffin is a win for the world. 😁
@@elram2649 Thank you for sharing that name for Mad Uncle Rudy.
It could have that effect. Though if you share the garlic, nobody has to get scared off.
@@KingCharlestheGrey That was quite the staggering stack of falsehoods.
"...the guy who pulls out a ukulele at a party." That would be me, Stephen. I've done it many times. Nobody has ever complained. Except you - Stephen.
Maybe not to your face
Most people strive to be kind to those who don't realize that others are simply being kind.
Maybe you're talented and also good at reading the crowd's mood. I knew someone who produced cringe worthy moments and thought he was the life of the party.
On behalf of all those people, they told me they'd like you to stop. "It isn't funny, charming, interesting, or cool. The music is bad, and a ukelele isn't a substitute for a personality."
@@lhfirex Now that's just cruel. ruclips.net/video/67kMtZM8qDc/видео.html Someone wrote a song for folks like you.
"I'm gonna try and raise $200m dollars for charity"
*Blows billions of dollars on a sci-fi fantasy bullshit vacation to space*
@@bradthompson5383 lmao he didn’t risk shit.
@@bradthompson5383 Lately? None since 2003. He has gained way more than he would have ever risked.
@@bradthompson5383 oh piss off 😂
He got his space rocket and got some money for charity as extra. That sounds like a solid win-win, what do you people have an issue with? Can a billionaire not want to have a rocket? Is 200 million optional money donated too little? These are rhetorical questions. I think everyone shaming him is in the wrong.
@@ekkehard8 Pray tell, what exactly do we stand to gain by launching an aging actor into space? The USSR put a man in orbit successfully over half a century ago with computers less powerful than a pocket calculator. Both the US and the USSR put so many animals and people in orbit and on the moon and got so much data from it we got bored of it and just stopped (aside from maintaining our vast satellite network).
Not to put too fine a point on it but, the world is half on fire and half drowning. Literally billions of lives hang in the balance and countless billions of dollars and countless hours are spent on building rockets shaped like dicks for billionaires to show off. You think maybe we could use this armature hour space race money for something more important?
What I don't get is random people defending billionaires when those billionaires basically dinned and dashed on our entire planet.
As an Australian I'd be pissed off at that swipe u took at our subs, except it's accurate and that boomerang cost 3.5 billion dollaridoos.
I’m just gonna say this as Australian we all hate Scott Morrison aka The man who ditched us to go to Hawaii during a major bushfire in 2019 I actually don’t mind that he actually forgot Scott Morrison‘s name
As a French guy, it's kind of weird to see the media here losing their mind over the Australian submarine thing, and then Colbert not even mentioning it
The same thing. "Trahison"
@@delko000 The only people who still support trump are either extremists or in a cult.
Now if you don't mind, I'm going to watch your democracy disintegrate.
That's because the media has only one purpose and that is to make money.
John's getting a lot of experience at applying sound effects to Stephen's imaginary props. :D
"It's supposed to be used as a douch not by a douch". Lol that pretty much sums it all up.
😆😆😆
He's got some great writers, always on point.
We Autralians (who never say crikey out loud) would quite like to forget that 'fella's' name too!
Why?
Notice how Jon says, " I got you. I got you."
This is because Jon often misses hitting his piano keys whenever Stephen "puts away" his fake prop. But since they have come back with the new show, Jon has only missed one "prop putaway".
We should all be proud of this progress because it has been an "issue" and can be noticed if one watches all the times Stephen is disappointed he missed it, since this is Stephen's thing.
Good job, Jon.
Loved this, it's supposed to be used as a douche, not by a douche. Best laugh of the day.
As a Australian I appreciate our spotlight of my nation in the world news.
Scott Morrison is Australia’s leader.
Not matter what day it is or what month of year Stephen Colbert you bring the goods every time.
Keep up the great work.
You are a hero and a legend.
He's technically the leader. He's actually an embarrassment :-(
well said mate!!! but no one cares what that turkeys name is
That quite carefully constructed comment is at odds with every other mention of Morrison in the comments here.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
You’re feelings are justified mate. It’s never
a good sign knowing the nation’s facepalming their leader on the world stage but then again he did buddy up with Donald Trump which doesn’t give a good impression for us. But hey that’s just my opinion.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Understatement of the Millennium Mate!
I've never heard Aussies say "crickey" and I've been living here for two years.
We call the PM Scot Morrison "Sco' Mo'" and we do not like him because he's failing to take action on climate change.
And a shitload of other things, too!
@@mrenb7 yup! I think the quarantine situation's a little more of an issue than climate change right now!
Where’s cancel culture when you need it, Stephen was out of line…
Ummm the legend Steve Irwin? Crikey lol
@@nissimpanchpor7268 yes & "flam'n ....." & "stone the crows" can be heard constantly from Alf Stewart on H&A too, but outside tv shows it's not a term we tend to use
Colbert is so much funnier, now that he’s back in the studio
Yes we need justice for the "j6" rioters: Straight to jail.
It's so funny when Stephen puts on those aviator glasses & does 'Bidden'. Thanks for the laughs! v
And Biden won't be making nasty tweets about it, either.
Yes, I've always have a good laugh when he does that. 🤣👍🦘🦘
I am so glad Jon is back making plunks on the keyboard when ever Steven mimes putting things down. 😀
At least Biden didn’t call him “Scotty Australia”.
Scott Apple
I wish he'd gotten "Scotty from Marketing" stuck in his head and used that. It would have been hilarious!
@@RictusHolloweye I only came to the comments to see if Scotty from Marketing had made and appearance.....
Scott Ozzie
When an old man who can't walk up stairs or remember a name is infinitely better than his predecessor.
From Down Under, trust me, this PM is eminently forgettable
Who? I haven't a clue who you're talking about.
(FYI People I'm taking the piss so *PLEASE* don't feel you need to remind me who the Australian PM is. Like everyone else in Australia I'd REALLY like to forget about him if possible.)
Amen to that.
It’s pretty wild that a *billionaire* CEO thought the best way to raise money for charity was to take an expensive joyride in a rocket ship instead of, you know, donating some of his obscene wealth directly to the charity.
Eat the rich
And yet he directly donated $100 million to that charity! 🙄
@@TheTechnoPilot a good start
@@Xenomrph
We could use some of that garlic and onions, yummy, yummy! 🤤 😋
@@Xenomrph Build a trebuchet. Yeet the rich.
The way onions and garlic work to ward off whatever: your breath and b.o. are so bad that nobody comes within ten feet of you.
perfection, Stephen, just crying tears here ;D
The 'putting away the imaginary prop with a piano tingle' gets me every time, love it!
I've been secretly hoping that an industrious artist with a lot of time on his hands could research every mimed prop that Steven has "set" outside of the camera view, and create a picture of everything that has been shelved there.😁🤞
Same, so funny
I've always liked those, too. I liked the sound they made for him rolling away the computer table: 10:31
The drummer has been getting in on some of these, lately, as well.
@@CrabbyO That would make a _great_ video!
oh come on, admit it, you just like the "piano tingle.'" with or without the imaginary prop.
We now live in an Onion article. Literally.
Right?
I gotta say, I've been concerned about those poor writers at the Onion for at least 4 years. It's got to be a tough, tough job trying to stay ahead of the GOP's attempts to parody themselves.
“passerby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood”
What do you mean, now? 😂 Where have you been?
... the name "trump" is a perfect punchline to every onion article i've ever read. their videos are really funny too.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE how Colbert doesn’t say his name. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Wow, I’m watching this again at the current time, extremely relevant again
I can assure you, as an Australian, most of us want to forget Scomo too.
I was just wondering if it’s still the same guy in charge. You change them more often than underwear 😆
@@thisismetoday weird that, since nothing fkn changes
Haha Scomo? That sounds like something you find in a pond.
@@thisismetoday ScoMo's officially in charge, but Bin Chicken (Gladys, NSW Premier - who has the nose of a bin chicken/Ibis) seems to be running the show right now - and NOT well!
@@couragekarnga8735 yup he is! He got the nickname after he locked kids behind razorwire, then objected to rainbow marriages, cause it was against his "Christian values". He then got upset when people were "mean to him" over it. #ScoMophobia - fear of people being mean to you & feeling discriminated against, cause you're a rich, white man who screws everyone else
Can’t blame old Joe for forgetting who the Prime Minister is. We have had 6 of them in the last 10 years
The Aussies call him ScoMo or Scotty from Marketing... I have heard suggestions that ScoMo is very pro-Trump but takes after Ted Cruz, having departed Australia for a Hawaiian getaway during the raging wildfires crisis last year. I would suggest that they rename him Justin. R. Sole.
Is it true that the real boomerang in that gag is the Australian contract with France for submarines, coming back to blow up? Watching from over the ditch in NZ with my popcorn 😉
Don't worry , Morrison won't be PM for much longer , there's an election to be called
@Yuppy Guppy Definitely a comedian with an endless supply of far quit's and imbecile's behavior and attitudes to draw on for the majority of Americans to laugh at. Thank you for your service
@@fionaclaphamhoward5876 Makes perfect sense to me... Frogs are natural submariners
Ouch! There are some zingers in this show tonight. LSSC's writers are way above the rest in the game. Keep it up 🙌
As an Aussie, Our PM's name isn't worth remembering.
I love Stephen Colbert. If I had just one wish, I'd love to be in the front row during his monologue and give him a great big hug. He's wonderful.
That'll turn him into Stephen Hotbert 🤣
But seriously (/s), if you do get one wish, please wish for the pandemic to be over, then tweet him.
Everyone will love you & I'm pretty sure he'd have you in the front row _and_ hug you.
;)
@@gmun2248 I don't use Twitter. But your point taken. I agree. I pray about it every single day.
Use your one wish for a bunch of money. Then you can buy front row season tickets and still be rich.
@@davinacarrell2427
Tickets are free.
Steven gives a little great job gesture to John after an excellent piano moment. Made my day.
9:56 John Baptiste's windshield-wiper laughter is priceless!
“The point is, he can go to hell…” 🤣😂🤣😂✊🙌
Every Aussie is laughing hard at that one! Don’t worry Joe we call him ScoMo - Scott Morrison if you care 😂
Scumo is more accurate. 😉
Never trust someone who gives themselves their nickname.
ScuMo for his "response" to the biggest bush fires in Aussie history.
SloMo for his "response" to a global pandemic.
That Bloke Wot Shat His Dacks At Engadine Maccas because, well, that's his legacy, isn't it?
His name is Scotty from Marketing and he is a barely disguised trumpist, happy clapper.
Mirrorgirl: How in bloody hell did Australia manage to elect itself a trumpist? (How did we ever?)
@@shirleyrombough8173 It goes with the happy clapping, I guess. Or something to do with fucking Murdoch.
@@Mirrorgirl492 Didn't Murdock nearly destroy Australia? He is the worst immigration mistake the US has ever made.
@@sweett2185 He's destroying the entire world.
@@Mirrorgirl492 I'd love to know how you think he's a trumpist with some of the stuff he's said & done in response to trump's antics. He's made it pretty dam clear the contempt he's felt for trump ever since he became PM & took over from the last guy, who again was caught openly mocking trump
I laughed out loud plenty of times. This monologue was funny!!
Totally digging the Lois and Clark mention lol
My daughter was diagnosed with impetigo yesterday, the doctor recommended an antiseptic cleanser. I asked the pharmacist for help locating the item. As he was helping me he said that people have been buying it like crazy. I assumed there was an outbreak of the rash at school. 🤦♀️
Na... Just Trump turds trying to skate away w/o a vaccine shot, or two
Don't worry Biden...most Australians only wish they could forget the name of "that guy down under"...Scott Morrison is his name and he's a total 'dag' as the Aussies would say 🤣
I'd go with "fuckwad".
I'm sure Morrison can tell his wife from his sister though.
Morrison is a facist and to us he is like a mini Trump, feed the wealthy let the workers and poor pay.
Dags can be sweet, funny people, though. Scotty from Marketing has graduated to "f**kknuckle".
@@aussiedave1248 well said mate he gave Big Business $$$ to keep there workers that they did not keep!!! but they did pocket the cash!!! but he hunts down over payments with his robo debt that did not even happen
From Australia thanks for electing Jo he is a good man..
Biden’s a class act - he gave Morrison far more respect than he deserved.
U got that right fellow Aussie 👍
as an Australian I agree
Spot on! I still cringe recalling ScoMo's smirk when Trump was telling him how strong he was! The only saving grace with Scotty from marketing was that Dutton didn't get in before him!
@@bradthompson5383 He could well be but he isn't a 100th of what the idiot he replaced is. How many sexual assault charges are waiting to be served again? How many bankruptcies has he had & the lives he has screwed up with it? How many deaths was he responsible for due to his lack of a response? And seriously, any trump supporter calling anyone else senile is a joke. How did the Continental army take the airports in 1776 again? LOL.
Idiot.
@@bradthompson5383 Perhaps listened to the health authorities like Australia's, Canada's & NZ's leaders did given they all had the same time to respond to the crisis going on in Europe.
Compare their figures to the US, they actually did a response whereas the US did not.
It's not so hard to figure that one out, surely?
Come on, take another look at the US figures & try to tell me it was anything but a huge SNAFU.
Not even the Australians know their Prime Minister's name. They keep calling him Scumo.
The bigger challenge is knowing who the Governor General is.
🤣🤣
Coz that’s his most appropriate name.
Republicans have zero right to give Biden a hard time for forgetting the Australian Prime Minister name, when every single foreign policy event that Trump attended was an actual disaster.
And not to forget that neither Bush nor Trump knew any foreign leader's name...
The punchlines are cheesy and obvious... and yet still completely satisfying and hilarious. ☺️💜
It's refreshing to have a president who remembers who are allies are.
As an Australian, ScoMo isn't very re-memorable. In fact, after next election, he won't be around.
@Tracey Holt **crossing everything**
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LET THAT BE TRUE!!
@@gaiapurpure Man, that guy must really suck
@@kingofichigo he REALLY does. He's appalling.
Its comforting to read the U.S. is not the only country with really bad politician's
Lets hope! I'm really not sure there's any better options though right now. Maybe someone could promote Mark McGowan? He seems to be about the only one doing a genuinely good job right now. Julie Bishop should have been the one in ScoMo's place! She's the one that got there on merit, but she was snubbed by her party cause of what wasn't in her pants
Congratulations to Biden for forgetting our Prime Minister's name. We've been trying to forget him for years.
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Steven was on FIRE that night! Best stuff!!
6:35 ... Steven's appreciation at John's perfect timing on the combined jingle AND the final note for hanging up the "prop"
Another 'wink' at 10.41 for a real good one
From down under (I'm an NZ'er) I'm pretty sure the most common name for him is wanker, although he probably responds better to Scott.
lol but we'd rather tell him to scott off!
You are far, far too kind! Wanker is a step up for him!
Most Australians know him as “Scotty from Marketing” because of how full of it he is.
2 ply or 3?
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As a Greek, I can confirm that Windex is a suitable replacement for Betadine.
RIP Michael Constantine. Brilliant in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
As a Roman, I can confirm that Vindex supported a suitable replacement for Nero.
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Hahahaha!!! 😁😁😁👍👍 Yes, Windex will cure anything!
@@markmh835 is windex
a Greek word…???😊
You are so adorable Mr. Cobert. Have a wonderful day 😊 ☺ 😀
"Two turn tables and a Micrphone"...I'm done...1🤣🤣🤣
My nights are always made better thanks to Stephen Colbert!
Same here.
I still wish Jon Stewart would go back to hosting the daily show
You need to get out more
@Juragan Muda agan, bisa tolong jangan spamming di channel ini gak gan? Gak baik citranya orang Indonesia jadinya.
Translation for my non-Indonesian friends: bro, can you please not spam on this channel? Doesn't reflect well for Indonesians if you do.
I used to watch him. Now I just drop in occasionally to remind him what a sellout he is.
Believe me, we'd LOVE to forget our PM's name! But come on, how can you forget Scomo?! 😂😂😂
Funnily enough, if you've ever played one of those submarine simulator games, you'd know that if you completely screw things up you can sink yourself with your own torpedo.
“Betadine -used as a douche, or used by a douche?” 😂👍🏼
As an Australian, all these stereotypical jokes, like the boomerang sub, are quite funny. Keep it up
You all have the best sense of humor. Except for that egotistical football team who stayed at my hotel some years ago, you’re the most darling people I’ve ever met.
same hear mate!!! i was listening for booos from the audience when Steven talked about Australia im very very glad that they seem to have a high opinion of Australia
@@ascent8487 tbh, most professional Aussie footy players are total d**kbags with egos the size of Ayers Rock.
@@deathandcats think there is a case for simply removing the word "Aussie" from that sentence, and still being accurate.
@@deathandcats I find the supporters to be worse. Specifically WCE supporters from my experience. A very good friend of mine was dating Nat Fyfe for a few years. Met him a few times. Nice guy.
"We All Know the name of the Australian Prime Minister!!!" (proceeds to break out phone) 🤣🤣🤣
Biden forgot our PM's name! Damn... that's the dream... we all wish we could down here
"Pee on Me Elmo" doesn't give a damn about those who are in jail because of him..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 Biden forgot our PM’s name. Love it. Serves Scotty from marketing right - he’s a Trump fan!
um how is he a trump fan? He's been pretty vocal, in terms of what he can politically get away with, in making it abundantly clear that he is NOT a trump fan at all! He's had some classic responses to trump stuff
@@mehere8038 name one time Scotty had a bad thing to say about trumpy?
@@timmo971 He doesn't "say" bad things, he just makes it abundantly clear how he feels, while not "saying" anything so as to not cause political issues. One of my favourites was his failed attempt not to laugh at the bleach & UV light suggestion in the press conference. His reaction when asked if he had or would speak to trump after the last US election was pretty funny too
@@mehere8038 Are you serious? He was a real fan of Trump, especially when Trump lauded him for being so strong! (I nearly threw up when that happened!).
It's really simple: we don't support armed insurrectionists. The fact that I have to explain that is depressing.
welp ... 'murica always supports armed insurrectionists...
@@tomunterwegs1206 Not anymore. Times change, and now domestic terrorists will be treated as such.
Only the Capital police were armed on January 6th. Are you calling them insurrectionists?
@@jeffreyloveless5334 That is a lie, you support traitors.
@@tvwatcher6058 Great! So when will Antifa and BLM go on trial for their crimes?
"He can go to hell"....the audience exploded with exuberant approval applause!!!
Wish I was there....😁👍
To those auctioning for the ukulele from space I just want to say this:
Please give directly. You do not need this thing.
"Babe... We're gonna have to use Horse Douche" feels like one of those sentences I've waited my whole life to hear.
...You have weird goals, and I dig it.
'Sentences I never thought I'd hear in my life' would be the easiest book to write just now. It could perfectly capture the insanity of this 'moment' in time.
Yesterday's press conference by Trinidadian health ministers had a few.
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I think the audience was too shocked to treat this gag with the laughs it deserved.
Seriously funny, I think I’ve been waiting my my whole life too!!
As an Australian I wish I could forget Morrison's name. Points to Joe Biden for not giving Morrison the attention he craves but does not deserve.
According to fans of our last American President, that would be seen as playing 4D chess. Unfortunately, as a fan of our current President, I can just confirm it is likely just forgetfulness.
Me too fellow Aussie 👍
@@jefff7287 I'm sure it is, but Morrison is eminently forgettable.
You guys certainly do go through Prime Ministers quickly.
@@tvs9978 Believe us, it doesn’t make for a happy country. But it does give lots of material to comedians.
We Love you Stephen Colbert :)
"That fella down under. Thank ya pal." I love Joe 💜