A woman once scoffed at me and said "chivalry is dead". So I challenged her to a duel to see who is the most experienced in medieval sword etiquette ... Long story short, I am now holding her for a hefty ransom of gold coins.
The rest of the post was freakishly cringy, but "the most intimate contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is one of the best insults I've ever read
Quite honestly, that was probably the least cringy one of these whiteknight posts. Like yeah, still a bit cringy, I wouldn't bother even replying to that other guy, but I can get behind that dude. Because the "would smash" comment is WAY cringier to me, personally.
"A WOMAN WHO WILLINGLY BECAME A HOUSEWIFE BECAUSE SHE LIKES A PEACEFUL LIFE? UNTHINKABLE! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A CHOICE SHE MADE, IT'S SEXISM! BY GOD, *man in that woman's life* FIX THIS!!!"
Like the incel term "femoids", it just sounds alien to the common folk. If you walk into a room all like "what's up my fellow females" I'm fairly certain people would think you're an alien trying to pass as a human...and terribly failing. It's formal, and dissociative. It's essentially the same as calling people "humans" casually. Nobody really does that and it's kinda weird. What I'm saying is when people talk using dissociative words like that people start to think that your lizard skin is showing if ya catch my cold.
I think there's something distinctly toxic about this behavior that's antithetical to the "nice guy" mentality. The idea that my girlfriend "is way out of my league" is stupid and would really sell myself short. I don't want a girl that wouldn't treat me as an equal, and I wouldn't treat her different than I would others. To put so little value in my own time or effort would be (kind of) pathetic: The thinking behind all this isn't "putting women ahead of men" so much as it is men just devaluing themselves to the point of romanticizing groveling. It's a strange, subservient behavior that needs to stop because it creates a power dynamic that would naturally lead to an abusive relationship.
A lot of these guys just turn angry and abusive when they get the ego boost of having a girlfriend. They still view women as some pathetic beings that need protecting and who apparently cannot pump their own gas. It's the same crap repackaged
@@picax8398 IKR, also what do they expect their girlfriends to do after they've figured out that their boyfriend is:" not in their leauge"? "Oh hey, I've just realised that I can and should get way better guys like you sooooooo byyyee?" This is not how this works!
Agree with op completely. I think the idea of being in leagues is stupid, judgemental and not real. Or wouldn't be real if people didn't give it so much validation. A conventialy attractive person is no better than someone who isn't considered attractive (by most people)
*White knight* They seem harmless, but with enough experiences around females of similar species, they may evolve into the *Nice guy* which is much more vicious, but it shares similar qualities to the White knight.
While these two clans may seem different, they truly share the same ideals! It is beutiful to watch different groups come together to reach their goals. And there is no better quest than theirs: Respecting Women!!! until it becomes inconvenient
The women’s sizing one leaves me with more questions than answers. Bust size has to be taken into account. A very small woman with a very large chest isn’t going to be able to wear very small sizes. It’s not always frame. A small frame isn’t always indicative of small sizes.
If I remember correctly, this guy was XS mens sized "Not a big guy". It's possible she had some veeeery old clothing tagging along in her clothing, I suppose.
It’s a mating instinct, we like women with large breasts because we know she’ll provide enough milk for the offspring compared to flat chested or a cup women’s, along with gluten because the fat is beneficial to the baby, neurologically. I’ll put the effort to look more into this matter. Zoooooom
5:12 the words “pics of your dog” and the white knight trumpet are in sync and it is glorious and oddly satisfying, and I don’t find things “oDdLy SaTiSfYiNg” hardly ever.
Went to Wal-Mart in search of thermal leggings. Found them. Looked at the back to confirm size. It NOW reads: Small Medium Large Queen So you'd rather be referred to by a Bed-Size than just an X before an L...?
*Tips fedora and ready’s sword. While scratching his beard* You best take back those words. My people are the bravest Of nights, we protect our anime women, because we are the white beard army, *Slices in half*
Meanwhile, inside of a car at a gas station: Guy: hey babe, I filled up last time, do you mind doin it this time Girl, leaving the car to refill the gas: Yeah sure no problem. Guy: Thanks! Girl: I was actually grabbed a snack, did you want anything? Guy, raising his voice so she could hear him from the car: Yeah, can you grab me a coke! Random, creepily staring man: what a disgrace I can’t believe how men can get such beauties I mean how rude an pathetic is this if only she was my girl I would be such a gentleman for her I bet that guy is such a dick I would respect her so much
6:30 HE COULD'VE JUST MADE IT "GRAB HER BY THE HAND." It sounds much better and less stupid, even matching the point of the slogan which is: be with women not against them. Gah, I hate missed opportunities.
It's also really really really rude expecting that women are completely incompetent & have to defend said woman when they can can do it themselves, or just not care.
im pretty sure hes trying to do a meta commentary on the concept of whit knighting and is being a white knight in the process but what would I know im just a virgin
I think if you wanna defend them that’s fine but you should do it for a man as well sticking up for someone is great but do it regardless of their genitals
the old outros like this one really make me feel happy and calm. thank you for years of content. i can personally say that ive watched all of your videos. keep your head up bro, we love you.
That gas station story is hilarious tho, my mother won't let ANYONE touch her car, not even to pump gas, I once parked one spot away from her car and she came down to make sure I didn't accidentaly scrape her car like jesus, mom, chill.
everytime I watch this video I always think "bruh what if the guy in the car was the woman's son or something?" literally so many possibilities but mainly when the fuck does the passenger of a car pump the gas? The driver usually does it because they're using the gas and they're paying for it. Imagine you give your friend your card to pump your gas when you were only gonna get a few gallons and they fill the tank with it.
I think incels deserve a higher place... I mean, they are literally encouraging rape, circumcision by violence and other insane illegal acts. Nice guys and white knights have a way to go to reach that level.
You read books to learn stuff or imbibe of some fantasy. Sorrow TV brings the magic of audiobooks to the worst of humanity, so you can condemn your own species without using your eyes.
I mean the guy posting that comment was a creep but Benji is so clearly begging for female validation to get laid. I can guarantee he doesn’t actually give a shit about the girl he just wants her to think he’s one of the ‘good ones’
I would make a , 'don't you mean *insert a period joke here*"i wont. Instead i'll just mention it and inspire the comment readers imagination. Cause i am a lazy fuck and don't wanna come up with a Proper joke.
Danny 6798 It's not rape if you do it gently ahahahaha Seriously, just by that post you can tell he's a fucking desperate virgin. I think the girl would rather stay dead than beeing that guy's sex object for the rest of her life if she could give her opinion.
Rape is not about sex. Its about power. That is why rapists can so easily turn to murder, its the only thing 'higher' they can get when stealing another persons power. Thats the psychology of it anyway. I still think theyre dumb as shit for thinking they have power just by physically abusing someone.
EVERYONES A HERO IN THEIR OWN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
what if the girl didn't care that he was groping her because you know that's her boyfriend unless she is saying stop then there was no reason to intervene.
Lyzzie K. Hello fine damsel! May I take you to the local hipster coffee establishment and just enjoy your presence? I promise that I will slay all who disrespect you.
Ah, but The NameBrand is but a simple bespawler. If, instead, thine hand would embrace mine instead, we shalt journest into thee heavens and beyond. I would treat you as thee dasmel thou ist, not like 'tis fopdoodle. What say thou?
Lyzzie K. Hello fine mam! Thy men above being rude to thy queen! I will slay all that disrespect thy queen! I would be honored to be in your presence. Goodbye for my now thy queen.
Ugh, I feel uncomfortable just watching this. Seriously, even when he's not just trying to get laid, it's so patronizing when a guy treats me like I'm some innocent flower who should be worshipped and protected. It's infantilizing. I want to be treated like myself, not like someone's preconceived notion of a woman.
EXACTLY, stuff like that makes me feel so...weird. I hate it when guys think they need to protect me from words, and when they treat me like someone that I'm not. It makes me feel like a bimbo. Recently I was on vacation with my guy friend and he was acting like a gentleman x1000000, which was sweet, but I personally don't really feel all that "ladylike" and don't feel like I need that kind of attention. After I told him that he should just stop it and treat me the way he'd treat his guy friends, I was way more comfortable.
In the end, the thing that made TABITHA so much better the others was simple. It was her efficiency. With the earliest models, we just uploaded a human brain wholesale. We mapped every neuron, and made a copy of it in virtual space. But they all died. You wouldn’t think a virtual brain could die. You would think you could just enable the “do not die” option. Believe me, we tried. But they overloaded with information, all the neurons firing at once, and then nothing. They went from maximum capacity to zero the second we switched them on. Back to the drawing board. We started cutting away the parts of the brain that didn’t make sense in virtual space. The autonomic functions were the first to go- heart pumping, breathing, body regulation hormones, the like. When you were in high school, I’m sure your anatomy teacher gestured at the big chart of the brain and told you that “this is the pons, and it does such-and-such”. No it doesn’t. Everything the layperson thinks they know about the brain is a lie. The pons creates dreams and mediates senses, but so do other parts of the brain. It’s so interconnected that you could say that every part of the brain influences every other part. We quickly figured out that it was impossible for us to differentiate between essential and nonessential neurons. So a different approach was necessary. It was Doctor Evans that at last came up with it. We started letting the brain re-write itself. We ran the simulations in real-time, and wherever high amounts of activity were present, we spawned in new neurons. We let simple algorithms assign random connections and pathways. Where there was low activity, we de-spawned neurons. Now, the effect was pretty much random, but if you run the system a million times a minute and pick out all the most efficient versions you start to make real progress. What made it easy was that in virtual space, neurons don’t occupy physical mass. So, they can clip inside one another, like a buggy video game. This means that if we needed to, we could have five new lobes just sitting inside each other, all humming along perfectly. That’s how we made JINGLES, and then BOOMER, and then FLUFFY. TABITHA wouldn’t come until about three months later. But when she did… Oh boy. She changed everything.
What's weird to me isn't that there are people phantasizing about sex slavery, it's that they are telling slave holders how to do their... thing correctly
@@casualnerd4615 so when you are in the store and the M size shirt is too short for you so you get an L so it would fit that means ur fat? 😂😂 "Large" isn't the same as fat.
this here is a rare tapestry, found in a church in Malta following an Italian bombing raid in 1941. Historians believe it to be a relic of the knights of st nice guy, and order of knights determined to get laid by being incredibly nice to ladies. The scenes depicted on said tapestry appear to match up with pages from their holy book, the book of nice. However, a sect of white knights known as the normal guys realized that their strategy was not working and came up with a new idea; respecting a girl's decisions if she doesen't want to date you and being ok with being her friend. In clear defiance of the book of nice. To everyone's shock, it worked, and all of the normal guys got girlfriends. this led to the great romance schism of 1345, where some more white knights tried this tactic. those who remained were numerous however, and it was these men who dissolved the knights of St.Nice Guy, and formed a sect known as the NiceGuys, who spread their ways of evil by not taking 'no' as an answer, and refusing to be rejected. This unfortunately caused the NiceGuys to go power hungry, and would genocide against all women who fell in love with other men, leading to a brutal war between the 2 groups. the NiceGuys got absolutely cake stomped by the Normal guys, who did absolutely nothing. The effortlessness put in by the normal guys winning over the valiant efforts of the NiceGuys did not go well with the NiceGuy clergy. who declared they shall not stop until every last normal guy is destroyed. over the years they launched attack after attack upon the normal guys, with the use of their secret weapon, Reddit. in retaliation, the normal guys reversed enginerred this not at all complex weapon and created r/NiceGuys, and r/Whiteknights, dooming the NiceGuys to an eternity of humiliation. Historians are doubtful that the NiceGuys will even be capable of winning this unending strife, as everything they do is mocked online and they have basically no influence over anyone. of course, there are a lot more details about the Knights of St.Nice Guy, and the great war between the NiceGuys and normal guys, but this is just a brief history.
Church in Malta? I thought the Knights of St. Nice Guy were located in Nice, France. I think you got your history wrong there pal. If I recall, the Knights of St. Nice Guy were famous for their legendary wine, the Montem Ros, as it is called in Latin, which they distilled in Southern France. Apparently it was famous for its green colour and distinct, carbonated taste.
Brandon Hernandez Tucked behind the knuckles, out of the way. Who cares about short urls? www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/1/10/Make-a-Fist-Step-10.jpg/aid5730807-v4-728px-Make-a-Fist-Step-10.jpg Also, keep your wrist straight so you don't break it.
Infinitis Kiriyama You've won nothing shithead. Wallow in the shit you've created. Because soon, all you've worked for will vanish and you'll be left with nothing. When you least expect it, the shit you talk, you'll choke on it.
6:08 i met this guy (gregg sulkin) at a con when i was 13 and he touched my butt when he hugged me, lmao. idk if it was an accident or not but it makes the “empowering females of all ages” thing even weirder
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A woman once scoffed at me and said "chivalry is dead". So I challenged her to a duel to see who is the most experienced in medieval sword etiquette ... Long story short, I am now holding her for a hefty ransom of gold coins.
and then everyone slowly clapped
tiff 'okbwt'
Are you here to pay off the wenches ransom?
i'm here for a re-duel to pay off said wenches ransom and if you win i'm playing white female victim card
tiff 'okbwt'
... What?
fenrirdies
Oh please, I wipe my ass to the thought of copper.
This is just r/niceguys: medieval edition
More like r/NiceGuysInAction.
*Stares angrily*
Or maybe r/niceguys: medieval edition is r/whiteknighting
Ooh
Most niceguys are white knights and vice versa.
MILADY
"The most intimate human contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is the great insult of all time
ye, have to admit this was pretty good lmao
I think he was projecting his own experience on to someone else
I wonder where he heard that one
Vladimir4757 The guy’s response was even harsher
Pink DISCO
Don’t get me wrong a warm toilet seat is fricking Noice asf.
i love how these white knights and "nice guys'' are actually more sexist and authoritarian then the so called "bad guys"
I love how these white knights are the opposite of an actual white knight
Cause you know lecherous they really are
Well the bad guys they make up in their heads at least. The guy commenting about wanting to fuck the girl just trying to sell her dress was messed up.
@@SkkyKiddx Yeah, no. It was obviously a joke.
Nice enough Sexual harassement isn't a joke. That's the excuse in a lot of cases.
@@SkkyKiddx saying "Would smash" is a joke, you just got to have the right sense of humor. It's fine if you don't have it tbh.
I feel like ‘grabbing her by the brain’ is something you do in Mortal Kombat.
Lol
Do not molest the brain area or you will get registered for sexual offence
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 ey how the job's goin? Mr.Krabs is paying well? I'm need of a job right now m9
@@SpringDavid I'm basically a slave who can go away
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 what did you do with the real spongebob, yoou damm plankton? go back with karen.
The rest of the post was freakishly cringy, but "the most intimate contact you've received lately is using a public toilet when the seat is still warm" is one of the best insults I've ever read
RianeBane I’m gonna use that later cause I’m a lazy fucker that can’t make up his own insults
Seriously tho if he just used that insult and nothing else it would decimate the first comment.
Quite honestly, that was probably the least cringy one of these whiteknight posts. Like yeah, still a bit cringy, I wouldn't bother even replying to that other guy, but I can get behind that dude. Because the "would smash" comment is WAY cringier to me, personally.
Don Korb youd smash tho
Rip, this guy is from my home town. Vic Deals is a crazy place.
The fanfare that plays when the whiteknight part is read kills me everytime
The voice is on point too.
Especially when it played back to back as the guy started talking again
The song Treat You Better is the white knight anthem
so true
Jeremy S why not both?
@@monroe7532 i guess "white knights" and cucks belong in the same category.
and the niceguys anthem
And an incel anthem
I like how people who “respec wamen” really just treat them like 3 year olds who can’t do anything for themselves.
Kodie Russell R E S P E C C W O M E N
PREACH
Paternalism is still sexism.
Kodie Russell
Respekt Wahmen
"A WOMAN WHO WILLINGLY BECAME A HOUSEWIFE BECAUSE SHE LIKES A PEACEFUL LIFE? UNTHINKABLE! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS A CHOICE SHE MADE, IT'S SEXISM! BY GOD, *man in that woman's life* FIX THIS!!!"
Girl: I can defend myself, thanks tho
White knight: YoU aRe AbSolUtlEy CorReCt mY lAdY
*MiLaDy
Hahahah
@John Verbasi She's not a girl she's a woman and you have to respect her. Respect her while I check my Internet Chick rep, please.
@@Skaxarratr/whiteknights
@@dulio6919 r/woooosh
"𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓾𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓮𝓮𝓴 𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻" - a hero among men. . .
Ok but benji had a pretty good line with “the most intimate human contact you’ve had is a toilet seat when it’s still warm”
No.
Im gonna give credit where it's due. That was a nice burn
Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in awhile.
@El Tio Benji got one good line in one overall terrible comment. Leo obliterated him in less time, and with the truth. Leo wins.
whizwart1 Damn son, big burn
as a girl, watching these just teach me which men to avoid lmao
Lol
Fuckin saaaaame
You're telling me? My ovaries are screaming NO, and I don't even HAVE OVARIES!
I could honestly say the same about nice girls, leg beards and the "I'm not like others girls XD" or "quirky" chicks.
But why we simply make an effort to respect women a- yeah shitt I can’t do this it’s too bad😂 but yeah being a guy curve these guys
Pro tip: if a dude refers to gals as “females”, he most likely is desperate. Or there are States that do that. Weird...
These are not woman anymore these are masculinewoman
Sure thing, feminazi.
Like the incel term "femoids", it just sounds alien to the common folk.
If you walk into a room all like "what's up my fellow females" I'm fairly certain people would think you're an alien trying to pass as a human...and terribly failing. It's formal, and dissociative. It's essentially the same as calling people "humans" casually. Nobody really does that and it's kinda weird.
What I'm saying is when people talk using dissociative words like that people start to think that your lizard skin is showing if ya catch my cold.
@Cyrsclin finally someone fuckin gets it oh my lord props
I mean I usually use male, female word. Is it weird? Should I stop it?
That harmony on, "Is waaay creepier than groping your girlfriend" was sooo on point.
I read your comment in the same way he sang that and we need him to read this like it
Joke was on point too
what did he say before that
@@SpringDavid agreed
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 definitely
excuse me did you say "treat her like a t rex"
"taken by the t-rex full reading" by MarshallDoesStuff
Ribbons0121 R121 hey I heard about that....don't ask how
Sign me the fuck up
When I'm with a woman, I try to stay perfectly still. They can't see very well, but I hear they can sense motion.
Yes, yes he did.
That orchestra that plays every time you use your voice makes this so much better
I was just thinking the same, its fucking gold!
He always knows what music to use
Was just about to comment this myself. It's fucking hilarious.
No one knows they are talking to a god... *ignorance is bliss, afterall.*
Brickert
I think there's something distinctly toxic about this behavior that's antithetical to the "nice guy" mentality. The idea that my girlfriend "is way out of my league" is stupid and would really sell myself short. I don't want a girl that wouldn't treat me as an equal, and I wouldn't treat her different than I would others. To put so little value in my own time or effort would be (kind of) pathetic: The thinking behind all this isn't "putting women ahead of men" so much as it is men just devaluing themselves to the point of romanticizing groveling. It's a strange, subservient behavior that needs to stop because it creates a power dynamic that would naturally lead to an abusive relationship.
A lot of these guys just turn angry and abusive when they get the ego boost of having a girlfriend. They still view women as some pathetic beings that need protecting and who apparently cannot pump their own gas. It's the same crap repackaged
If your girlfriend is "out of your league"... What makes these weirdos think she'll leave you for them lol
@@picax8398 IKR, also what do they expect their girlfriends to do after they've figured out that their boyfriend is:" not in their leauge"?
"Oh hey, I've just realised that I can and should get way better guys like you sooooooo byyyee?"
This is not how this works!
Agree with op completely. I think the idea of being in leagues is stupid, judgemental and not real. Or wouldn't be real if people didn't give it so much validation. A conventialy attractive person is no better than someone who isn't considered attractive (by most people)
Ok
“Grab her by the brain” lol just like don’t grab women leave us alone
Hannah Gs 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😩🤧👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 say for all them white knights and niceguys👏🏽👏🏽🤧
Dalton speaks ?
@@yaboyed5779 You white knight? How's that working out for you?
Miguel Sanchez did you know you can just like be nice to women without wanting to fuck them?
Afrid zmn yes honey I know
Wait...this isn’t a Runescape guide...
Raheel Hafeez People do that? I haven’t played Runescape in a long time, so could you fill me in?
*_d i s a p p o i n t e d ._*
people do it for quests, and leveling, and other stuff. still popular, as of posting, 100 thousand people are playing.
Raheel Hafeez oops
Are you sure?
White knights, nice guys, and incels. The holy trinity
Aaron Cousins wait wait arent incels like woman haters??
tealizard incels hate women who don't have sex with them
Marc you got white knights and nice guys mixed up broski, otherwise good comparisons
ultra instinct shaggy? that u???
*Stares*
basically r/niceguys but without the shitstorm when they say no
Sam B and the fact that nice guys hate women whereas white knights hate men but yeah you’ve got it right.
White knights are slightly more pathetic. At least a "nice guy" will curse at the bitch afterwards. A white knight just goes home and cries.
Jay Zenitram well i think i nice guy will curse at a girl after she says no AND go home and cry what a bargain
Sam B can you believe that one guy turned down sex! She was dtf!!!!
Jay Zenitram And this right here is why white knights at least have a chance
*White knight*
They seem harmless, but with enough experiences around females of similar species, they may evolve into the *Nice guy* which is much more vicious, but it shares similar qualities to the White knight.
white knight is evolving! would you like to teach nice guy the move “fedora tip”?
@@screamindog8772 no
@@screamindog8772 I'm gonna smash the b button on that.
@@screamindog8772 shoulda given it an everstone 🤦
D o Y o u H A v e A bF ?
I identify myself as a heterossexual man so no.
*gasp* Child of Light
*I haVe BOyfRiENd*
Him: I want pics
Her: of what ;)
Him: Spiderman
This deserves more likes. 😂
Lol, took me a few seconds to get it
You're fired!
ITs AcTuAlLy SpIDER-Man
JJ NO
Nice guys and white knights - two very different clans who fight for the same goal
While these two clans may seem different, they truly share the same ideals! It is beutiful to watch different groups come together to reach their goals. And there is no better quest than theirs: Respecting Women!!!
until it becomes inconvenient
TheBakingSeal those weren't even white knights...
At least white knights never break their rule of respecting women.
Albert Nave respecting women doesn't mean sucking up to them
The Australian Aristocrat What I mean is they don't call a girl a slut when she rejects them. They really are allies, just annoying ones.
White knights are the ancestor species of incels. And the link between the two are nice guys.
sciure sci Its an interesting science indeed
pretty sure grabbing someone by the brain is a mortal kombat fatality and should not be promoted to the general public.
females of all ages
grab them by the brain
GET OVER HERE
The white Knight fanfare SLAYED me every time bro.
There are some sad sad losers in the world.
*Stares angrily*
And I’m one of them.
(And no, this doesn’t mean I prey on women)
I seriously want "Oh shit, Leo knows what's up" to become a meme.
Do it yourself! I mean like...nobody else is gonna do it.
Oh shit. Luke knows what's up
On a related note: Leo's burn was epic. Legend has it that guy is still rubbing cream on that burn.
Luke S Yup.
*Meme* it and *hashtag* it.
Oh? Your Nice Guy is evolving.
Jordan Ang Do do Do do Do do Do dooooo
Dum dum dum, da da da da da! You're Nice Guy has evolved into a White Knight!
I wonder how long until it turns into a full-blown Neckbeard of the Round Table
coldstone525 incel is the mega-evolution
Sorry, to get that evolution you're going to need a whiskey stone.
His white knight voice reminds me of the Fish Anchor from SpongeBob.
Star Wars Jibaro h
You ruined this for me with this comment
Thanks
TheOne&OnlyBacon Now when you say ruin, that sounds harsh. I think the better term to be applied is enhance. "You enhanced it for me".
Star Wars Jibaro that does sound better
For me it sounds a lot like Arthur from Fire Emblem Fates
The women’s sizing one leaves me with more questions than answers. Bust size has to be taken into account. A very small woman with a very large chest isn’t going to be able to wear very small sizes. It’s not always frame. A small frame isn’t always indicative of small sizes.
If I remember correctly, this guy was XS mens sized "Not a big guy". It's possible she had some veeeery old clothing tagging along in her clothing, I suppose.
It’s a mating instinct, we like women with large breasts because we know she’ll provide enough milk for the offspring compared to flat chested or a cup women’s, along with gluten because the fat is beneficial to the baby, neurologically. I’ll put the effort to look more into this matter. Zoooooom
@Titanium Overdrive
The fak are you talking about? The topic is clothing size.
Yawyna124 aw, piss
「Titanium Overdrive」 ふわふわ少年
nah, nigga, all tiddy sizes are great.
5:12 the words “pics of your dog” and the white knight trumpet are in sync and it is glorious and oddly satisfying, and I don’t find things “oDdLy SaTiSfYiNg” hardly ever.
Ok that one about Isis....
That makes me cringe
Yeah. Like the dude ignored the fact that maybe her family reads it. Or her boyfriend. Or her friends.
@@balazscsotai8354 Or literally everyone on the internet.
Yup. Just as bad as you can get
@@UncleAsmos2005 oh it gets way worse
everything does in this vid. I struggle going through every second man.
**Kneels**
Whom may I slay for thee milady?
You can start with your question.
Whomst
Negromancer my personality....oh wait....
Negromancer yourself
Yourself
6:59
Imagine having to pump your own gas.
This post was made by the New Jersey gang.
*Oregon has entered the chat*
Imagine a state government so tyrannical that regular consumers are banned from taking care of their own vehicle's regular maintenance.
Needle41 woo buddy chill out on the salt
@@cereallol5856 I'm trying man... but it's hard to stop once you've started. I wasn't always this way
Needle41 at least we have good bagels [this was brought to you by the New Jersey Gang]
"Do you want to be loved? TREATED AS A T-REX?"
not gonna lie, I absolutely wouldn't mind being treated like a T-Rex
@@Levyafan if I’m allowed to legally eat people instead of getting weird stares from everyone else in Walmart, then count me in
5:58
The fact that anyone would put Hillary Clinton next to Michelle obama and Marie Curie just makes me want to search for noose tutorials
I don't think Michelle Obama really belongs there, but she certainly has more of a right to be there than fucking Hillary Clinton.
Promateur Ent. Look up “noose song” it should help
Emily Barclay And the fact that Michelle and Hillary are up there but not Eleanor Roosevelt is borderline insulting.
D E A T H B Y P U B L I C H A N G I N G
Oh use the tutorial. Most helpful guide I’ve seen
Went to Wal-Mart in search of thermal leggings. Found them. Looked at the back to confirm size. It NOW reads:
Small
Medium
Large
Queen
So you'd rather be referred to by a Bed-Size than just an X before an L...?
xXEilonwyXx they should be re-named:
-princess
-duchess
-queen
Because women are apparently too sensitive to have standardised clothes sizes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
here it didn't seem like the woman was the sensitive one, it was her boyfriend. your point still stands for many, though.
belype entertainment *some women honey. I agree with your comment though, some women get too sensitive about it
Only if I get the full powers of a queen. Who wouldn't want to have at least one evil scumbag executed under their power?
the fifth size should be:
Fat-Ass Land Whale ~
*Tips fedora and ready’s sword. While scratching his beard*
You best take back those words. My people are the bravest Of nights, we protect our anime women, because we are the white beard army,
*Slices in half*
Aw no neither of us wanna take in white knights either.
That's too many actions for two hands.
Arshnoor Batra
I use my dick
*Retreats back to mother’s basement, confidently*
Readies. 'White beard army' means a bunch of old men.
Meanwhile, inside of a car at a gas station:
Guy: hey babe, I filled up last time, do you mind doin it this time
Girl, leaving the car to refill the gas: Yeah sure no problem.
Guy: Thanks!
Girl: I was actually grabbed a snack, did you want anything?
Guy, raising his voice so she could hear him from the car: Yeah, can you grab me a coke!
Random, creepily staring man: what a disgrace I can’t believe how men can get such beauties I mean how rude an pathetic is this if only she was my girl I would be such a gentleman for her I bet that guy is such a dick I would respect her so much
She wants me to take her to brunch while wearing yoga pants? Well, okay, I guess... but I don't really look so good wearing them.
I love his white knight voice. So heroic.
Not enough soy and incel in his voice
6:30 HE COULD'VE JUST MADE IT "GRAB HER BY THE HAND." It sounds much better and less stupid, even matching the point of the slogan which is: be with women not against them. Gah, I hate missed opportunities.
Grab her by the ovaries.
@@The-wo2lq ruclips.net/video/G20KIYtwWv0/видео.html
Ocean Man,
Grab her by the hand
It's also really really really rude expecting that women are completely incompetent & have to defend said woman when they can can do it themselves, or just not care.
no
They are just trying to get laid. You don't have to look any deeper than that.
im pretty sure hes trying to do a meta commentary on the concept of whit knighting and is being a white knight in the process but what would I know im just a virgin
I think if you wanna defend them that’s fine but you should do it for a man as well sticking up for someone is great but do it regardless of their genitals
EXACTLY
the old outros like this one really make me feel happy and calm. thank you for years of content. i can personally say that ive watched all of your videos. keep your head up bro, we love you.
guys who "white knight" still think that women are less than them while preaching feminist views,,,, but go off i guess
Tbh I wouldn't say they think women are less of them judging by how much they try to kiss up. I think it's just a desperate attempt to get laid.
Jesus, these guys are even creepier than the 'nice guy' bunch.
White knights are the type of guys that sit down when they pee.
Joe Kherr let's jist all agree that both of these guys a creeps
Joe Kherr wait, I'll also inculde incels as well
beer is good
Hey fuck you sitting down while peeing is comfortable as fuck
They may be the same guys
“Grab her by the brain”*imagining a guy nonchalantly ripping a girl’s brain out of her head*
"Grab her by the brain"
So what do you mean here? Mind control? Indocrination?
Thats the sexiest organ in the human body tho
Fatality
Samson Steele I WANTED TO TYPE THAT!!🤣🤣
"Grab her by the brain" and smash it in the wall, when she starts to get physically aggressive? Equality for the win!
That gas station story is hilarious tho, my mother won't let ANYONE touch her car, not even to pump gas, I once parked one spot away from her car and she came down to make sure I didn't accidentaly scrape her car like jesus, mom, chill.
I'm a white Knight. We don't always do nice things for sex. Sometimes we just want attention. Like most guys
what car is it?
@@danielcuthbert961 You're either a troll, a dumbass, or both
everytime I watch this video I always think "bruh what if the guy in the car was the woman's son or something?" literally so many possibilities but mainly when the fuck does the passenger of a car pump the gas? The driver usually does it because they're using the gas and they're paying for it. Imagine you give your friend your card to pump your gas when you were only gonna get a few gallons and they fill the tank with it.
guy says something mean to me
me: blissfully not giving a shit
guy says something mean to girl
me: blissfully not giving two shits
I fucking love your voices, dude. Especially the old lady ones. This channel rules. Glad I found it.
Night in shining armour:
Deflects any laser or any other energy weapons.
Respect Wahmen? *OR*
Have A Cold One With The Boys?
What about respecting a cold one with the wahmen?
Have a cold one with the boys
Depends if it's a Saturday
saturdays are for the boys
How about having a wahmen with the respectful boys?
Greatest Species on the Internet.
honestly lol
Reported for bullying
interesing indeed, godly doge
This took me some time to get the joke
hmm yes interesting hi
"Grab her by the brain" is a perfect zombie slogan
Benji's warm toilet seat insult was enough to redeem him in my eyes.
Im actually really happy you noticed that the kid has never thrown a punch
how tho? middle finger?
oh okay i get it, it's all about the thumb facepalm
His thumb was so... augh, it was all wrong.
I get the idea behind "grab her by the brain" but....it's kind of a stretch and also sounds horrifying.
mik pom
Try it sometime, it feels oddly satisfying in your hand.
Niemand Nineteen woooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
That’s almost creepy
But someone stayed it’s a Trojan virus so I wouldn’t!
"I'm not fat"
-someone who's probably fat
If you have to tell people you aren’t fat...
Ugh nickocado avocado just came to mind as l read that
White knights --> nice guys --> incels --> eliot rodgers
daily dose of nightmare fuel Dad the supram gentleman
Here’s my scale: Nice Guys > White knights > Matt McGorry > Incels > Elliot Rodgers
I think incels deserve a higher place... I mean, they are literally encouraging rape, circumcision by violence and other insane illegal acts. Nice guys and white knights have a way to go to reach that level.
Vincent Pihlblad
So encouraging rape is worse than actually murdering people?
Hey fuck you
Sorrow TV is a glorified audiobook.
Still fucking hilarious tho...
Ya but it’s a great anthology short story
Shots FIRED
You read books to learn stuff or imbibe of some fantasy. Sorrow TV brings the magic of audiobooks to the worst of humanity, so you can condemn your own species without using your eyes.
Captain Doomsday *claps* great comment *claps more*
wasn’t this species/race’s date already sealed?
4:31 to be fair… it is super creepy to say that when she’s just trying to sell a dress.
Yeah a couple of these felt off coming back to
I mean the guy posting that comment was a creep but Benji is so clearly begging for female validation to get laid. I can guarantee he doesn’t actually give a shit about the girl he just wants her to think he’s one of the ‘good ones’
“Grab her by the brain”? Really? How about you just don’t touch me period!!!
But I like hugs :(
Ericster 1000 No hugs for you!
I would make a , 'don't you mean *insert a period joke here*"i wont. Instead i'll just mention it and inspire the comment readers imagination. Cause i am a lazy fuck and don't wanna come up with a Proper joke.
I thought the same thing l0l
It's a metaphor, you fucking dumb bitch.
2:33 does this guy know what exactly being a sex slave entails?
Danny 6798 It's not rape if you do it gently ahahahaha
Seriously, just by that post you can tell he's a fucking desperate virgin. I think the girl would rather stay dead than beeing that guy's sex object for the rest of her life if she could give her opinion.
Alex Rus He does raise a fair point. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL A SEX SLAVE?!
Logistic or economic wise it makes no sense.
After a gangrape she wasn't good for shit.
Rape is not about sex. Its about power. That is why rapists can so easily turn to murder, its the only thing 'higher' they can get when stealing another persons power.
Thats the psychology of it anyway. I still think theyre dumb as shit for thinking they have power just by physically abusing someone.
Bunnies Kitties No, that's not true. It is about sex and power. That girl was raped because she was a pretty white girl. Those men felt entitled.
4:06 "never worn" **wearing dress to take the picture**
GNixxle NeV3r W0rN
And that's what it looks like when the dress is "too big"?
TheBunkerBuster _ Holy shit. You remind me of the Terminator.
For some reason his white knight voice reminds me of Captain Hammer
Peeble Kitty I like you profile pic :3
Thought I'd let you know
EVERYONES A HERO IN THEIR OWN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
oh crap now i cant unhear it XD
Peeble Kitty
Thor?
The Arbiter Is A Doki Defender
No, Captain Hammer. From "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog". You should watch it.
8:50 DID MY GUY REALLY JUST PASS THAT UP
*I want to die*
what if the girl didn't care that he was groping her because you know that's her boyfriend unless she is saying stop then there was no reason to intervene.
prowlandsasuke I'm pretty sure it's against the law because it's overtly sexual but idk. Pretty sure he isn't a policeman
I mean if she's into that...
👏👏-👏 THIS KID HAS NEVER THROWN A PUNCH! 👏👏-👏
Lyzzie K. Hello fine damsel! May I take you to the local hipster coffee establishment and just enjoy your presence? I promise that I will slay all who disrespect you.
Ah, but The NameBrand is but a simple bespawler. If, instead, thine hand would embrace mine instead, we shalt journest into thee heavens and beyond. I would treat you as thee dasmel thou ist, not like 'tis fopdoodle. What say thou?
Lyzzie K. Hello fine mam! Thy men above being rude to thy queen! I will slay all that disrespect thy queen! I would be honored to be in your presence. Goodbye for my now thy queen.
Thy fellow man Organic is trying to steal thy woman from us let us defeat this white knight in shining armor to protect thy queen!
organic I kind of agree but that post that kid made was stupid and over exaggerated
*never worn*
sees her wearing it in the pic
“would smash”
"That's disgusting and a disgusting way of saying it."
Not Fizz Are you saying you would have sex with this woman? That is gross. And a gross way of saying blah blah blah
This man is probably the FBI Most Wanted 2:41
I'm a white Knight any questions
@@danielcuthbert961 why?
Oh boy, I'm getting the hazmat suit for this one. 😷☠️
Slyy H3H3!
Moody Yeeuupp hehe
Since sorrow uses the same voice for every white night, I like to think this is all the same person
*_RESPECT_*
*_WAMEN_*
I am a professional respecter of women.
Everyday, I pray to Anita Sarkeesian and thank her for allowing me to live even though I'm an evil, evil male.
𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓀𝓀 𝓌𝑒𝓂𝓊𝓃
I'm down to getting respected ;) respect me *so hard* ...
Jacob your profile pic is so funny
Ugh, I feel uncomfortable just watching this. Seriously, even when he's not just trying to get laid, it's so patronizing when a guy treats me like I'm some innocent flower who should be worshipped and protected. It's infantilizing. I want to be treated like myself, not like someone's preconceived notion of a woman.
Remove your panties fair maiden
Help me I’m dying in Yemen
Hakajin Really? I find it amusing! :D
I realized that if I agree, I'd look like a whiteknight, and if I didn't I'd *be* a Whiteknight, how very confusing
Thats the point... Why did you have to make something unrelated to you, about you? I don't get it
EXACTLY, stuff like that makes me feel so...weird. I hate it when guys think they need to protect me from words, and when they treat me like someone that I'm not. It makes me feel like a bimbo. Recently I was on vacation with my guy friend and he was acting like a gentleman x1000000, which was sweet, but I personally don't really feel all that "ladylike" and don't feel like I need that kind of attention. After I told him that he should just stop it and treat me the way he'd treat his guy friends, I was way more comfortable.
_let's be honest guys, the magnificent singing is even better than the actual video_
nope
the singing and him making comments and weird voices are the more annoying thing
*Who would win?*
A reasonable person, or
*NICE GUYS*
Good answer.
HydroDragonN nice guys finish last.
"Grab her by the brain"
*dio intensifies *
Medieval European doctors did this and ended up killing people, fun!
The funniest part is these "knights" that think they know what women want. Women don't even know what other women want.
Brent Richards As a female, you are correct. Crazy bitches lol
Brent Richards never try to understand women, women understand women and they fucking hate each other
Lol women are so complex and their logic is weird xddd
Women are human as well as you all (the commenters). How about just saying “I don’t even try to understand women, or listen to them”
HopelessHobi a.k.a. AugustD Zeynep found the white knight. How many fair maidens have sheathed your sword for defending their honour online bro?
Wait why is there so many subreddits that are *W E I R D* For example: r/howmanycheesesarethereinspace
Someone make that a subreddit.
i wonder if r/shoplifters is still alive
Gotta give it to my boys over at r/horsevaginas. I still don't know how I found that.
"I still don't know how I found that" ofc
random ≠ funny
KOOL KID MORGANA True.
5:45 Just checking. Always just...... checking.
Lmfao
In the end, the thing that made TABITHA so much better the others was simple.
It was her efficiency.
With the earliest models, we just uploaded a human brain wholesale. We mapped every neuron, and made a copy of it in virtual space.
But they all died.
You wouldn’t think a virtual brain could die. You would think you could just enable the “do not die” option. Believe me, we tried. But they overloaded with information, all the neurons firing at once, and then nothing. They went from maximum capacity to zero the second we switched them on.
Back to the drawing board.
We started cutting away the parts of the brain that didn’t make sense in virtual space. The autonomic functions were the first to go- heart pumping, breathing, body regulation hormones, the like. When you were in high school, I’m sure your anatomy teacher gestured at the big chart of the brain and told you that “this is the pons, and it does such-and-such”. No it doesn’t. Everything the layperson thinks they know about the brain is a lie. The pons creates dreams and mediates senses, but so do other parts of the brain. It’s so interconnected that you could say that every part of the brain influences every other part. We quickly figured out that it was impossible for us to differentiate between essential and nonessential neurons. So a different approach was necessary.
It was Doctor Evans that at last came up with it. We started letting the brain re-write itself. We ran the simulations in real-time, and wherever high amounts of activity were present, we spawned in new neurons. We let simple algorithms assign random connections and pathways. Where there was low activity, we de-spawned neurons. Now, the effect was pretty much random, but if you run the system a million times a minute and pick out all the most efficient versions you start to make real progress. What made it easy was that in virtual space, neurons don’t occupy physical mass. So, they can clip inside one another, like a buggy video game. This means that if we needed to, we could have five new lobes just sitting inside each other, all humming along perfectly.
That’s how we made JINGLES, and then BOOMER, and then FLUFFY. TABITHA wouldn’t come until about three months later. But when she did…
Oh boy. She changed everything.
500th like!
The sound effect every time one appears is the best
What's weird to me isn't that there are people phantasizing about sex slavery, it's that they are telling slave holders how to do their... thing correctly
George Lopez with that *C O M E B A C K*
Funny thing is that he was born in California. So yeah, fuck that girl and the guy who supported her.
Bishop Johnson *GEORGE LOPEZ!*
The fanfare restarting at the beginning of every statement had me in stitches
3:30
He had it. He was so close. He ALMOST made a good comment. Anddddd then he turned it into a self/man hating post.
How tho? Interpeting large as fat is completely up to a person and pretty good self reflection. L or xl is also for tall people lol
@@broefkip then why are the sections called big and tall and not big is tall?
@@lobsters12111 there aren't
@@broefkip You're wrong.
@@casualnerd4615 so when you are in the store and the M size shirt is too short for you so you get an L so it would fit that means ur fat? 😂😂 "Large" isn't the same as fat.
We need more black knights to put a stop to this madness.
*appears* Hello
"i'll bite your legs off!"
@@soldiaz7261 🤣
I try to do that and then people start reeeing about misogyny and stuff.
4:12 never worn huh... then why is she wearing it in the pic
Maybe she meant in the past?
Never worn means more like never worn out/in public. People probably tried on their clothes before deciding to get rid of them.
Dunno
@@rek3018 ok
What if. Just consider this. That's not her
If you see someone sexually abusing another person, don’t say, “Hey, stop that.” Beat the sexual abuser’s ass.
And then call the cops.
YOUR ON THE TRENDING, WE MADE IT SORROW, WE MADE IT
You’re*
You're*
I have a friend like this.
It is only charming for so long.
Moonzari 😬😬😬
5:13 For real, though, all the pictures of your dogs. I want 'em.
Venom Quill agreed
Facts!
I had some hot dogs for dinner last night. Ill send em over once i get the filter right.
Honestly have the best smiling picture of an adoptable, adorable Chihuahua named Nacho that I wish I could insert here because needs to be seen! 😍
Your dog pics, hand 'em over!
this here is a rare tapestry, found in a church in Malta following an Italian bombing raid in 1941. Historians believe it to be a relic of the knights of st nice guy, and order of knights determined to get laid by being incredibly nice to ladies. The scenes depicted on said tapestry appear to match up with pages from their holy book, the book of nice. However, a sect of white knights known as the normal guys realized that their strategy was not working and came up with a new idea; respecting a girl's decisions if she doesen't want to date you and being ok with being her friend. In clear defiance of the book of nice. To everyone's shock, it worked, and all of the normal guys got girlfriends. this led to the great romance schism of 1345, where some more white knights tried this tactic. those who remained were numerous however, and it was these men who dissolved the knights of St.Nice Guy, and formed a sect known as the NiceGuys, who spread their ways of evil by not taking 'no' as an answer, and refusing to be rejected. This unfortunately caused the NiceGuys to go power hungry, and would genocide against all women who fell in love with other men, leading to a brutal war between the 2 groups. the NiceGuys got absolutely cake stomped by the Normal guys, who did absolutely nothing. The effortlessness put in by the normal guys winning over the valiant efforts of the NiceGuys did not go well with the NiceGuy clergy. who declared they shall not stop until every last normal guy is destroyed. over the years they launched attack after attack upon the normal guys, with the use of their secret weapon, Reddit. in retaliation, the normal guys reversed enginerred this not at all complex weapon and created r/NiceGuys, and r/Whiteknights, dooming the NiceGuys to an eternity of humiliation. Historians are doubtful that the NiceGuys will even be capable of winning this unending strife, as everything they do is mocked online and they have basically no influence over anyone. of course, there are a lot more details about the Knights of St.Nice Guy, and the great war between the NiceGuys and normal guys, but this is just a brief history.
Beautiful. I love me a good slice of history.
Very educational good sir
Is this gonna be on the test?
Church in Malta? I thought the Knights of St. Nice Guy were located in Nice, France. I think you got your history wrong there pal. If I recall, the Knights of St. Nice Guy were famous for their legendary wine, the Montem Ros, as it is called in Latin, which they distilled in Southern France. Apparently it was famous for its green colour and distinct, carbonated taste.
al Mamlūk I don't get the reference to the green carbonated wine? Is that referencing Mountain Dew? Is Montem Ros a reference to something else?
7:20 imagine if the guy in the care was a paraplegic, and the poster just called a crippled man lazy
"Do you want to be loved? Treated like a t-rex?"
_hol' on_
9:27 That kid's just ASKING to get his thumbs broken with "fists" like that.
Brandon Hernandez
Tucked behind the knuckles, out of the way.
Who cares about short urls?
www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/1/10/Make-a-Fist-Step-10.jpg/aid5730807-v4-728px-Make-a-Fist-Step-10.jpg
Also, keep your wrist straight so you don't break it.
Brandon Hernandez I think your thumb is supposed to be inside your fist? Just a guess
Merry Xmas to you too :)
Infinitis Kiriyama You've won nothing shithead. Wallow in the shit you've created. Because soon, all you've worked for will vanish and you'll be left with nothing. When you least expect it, the shit you talk, you'll choke on it.
Wat
6:08 i met this guy (gregg sulkin) at a con when i was 13 and he touched my butt when he hugged me, lmao. idk if it was an accident or not but it makes the “empowering females of all ages” thing even weirder
tabikins That’s fucked up but not surprising
I used to love him. Rip childhood.
tabikins was it like a swipe, tap, or like a full palm grip
Craven Moorehead edgy, man. Edgy.
Okay.
alternate title: r/simps
Sorry to say, that subreddit iant about simps you know about.