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  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +5278

    Therapist: “cheese” doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    “Cheese”:

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 лет назад +10

      You're everywhere. You're like Justin Y. 2.0.

    • @fino8566
      @fino8566 5 лет назад +5

      @@nightfuryyassamaru1683 except he's somehow even less funny and original

    • @Bvnzie
      @Bvnzie 5 лет назад +3

      Are you even real. You’re “everywhere.”

    • @nightfuryyassamaru1683
      @nightfuryyassamaru1683 5 лет назад +1

      What if he really is Justin Y but with a different username? *The plot thickens.*

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 5 лет назад +1

      I love how you can see how you wrote this comment the second the video started. just for a few likes. Fucking Lol.

  • @jonahj9519
    @jonahj9519 5 лет назад +3637

    The “baptized” sign is just hilarious. This is how the Catholic mafia deals with their enemies.

    • @jahncarlos7941
      @jahncarlos7941 5 лет назад +133

      Where is the MONEY? Say it or il baptize the hell out of you!

    • @okspaceman8126
      @okspaceman8126 5 лет назад +114

      Yeah. Well send ya straight to god

    • @johnnywaffles2482
      @johnnywaffles2482 5 лет назад +122

      They baptize them but dont let them above the water until the bubbles stop

    • @relic6457
      @relic6457 5 лет назад +11

      @@johnnywaffles2482 i see you've watched sorrows other vids

    • @thatbacon4104
      @thatbacon4104 5 лет назад +3

      NGL I guess it can be another way for rephrasing rape

  • @feartheghus
    @feartheghus 5 лет назад +1325

    The mafia controlled pool is the best joke.

    • @aibolife3627
      @aibolife3627 4 года назад +22

      Would 100% go there

    • @katchupp5067
      @katchupp5067 4 года назад +7

      the flu shot one had me dying

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 месяца назад

      The mafia controlled pool is the "best joke."

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 лет назад +4044

    The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse
    "18"
    "Free"
    "Safe"
    "Legal"

    • @CottonCookie47
      @CottonCookie47 5 лет назад +128

      Also "Do Not"

    • @muczkapl
      @muczkapl 5 лет назад +74

      Raviaoli ravialoi
      Kanna is a "legal" loli.

    • @seereebee
      @seereebee 5 лет назад +28

      "Cheese"

    • @ravioli-45
      @ravioli-45 5 лет назад +62

      If you are "18" it is "safe" and "legal" to get "free" "alcohol"

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 лет назад +40

      @spicywatermelon Our website is always "free" to visit
      We certainly aren't installing viruses onto your computer to hack your credit card information to us, it's always 100% "free"

  • @corbid5093
    @corbid5093 5 лет назад +3401

    -yes I stole this from tumblr-
    _quotations matter;_
    1. 'congratulations' on your baby
    2. congratulations on 'your' baby
    3. congratulations on your 'baby'

    • @cd1737
      @cd1737 5 лет назад +403

      Congratulations ‘on’ your baby

    • @sock8990
      @sock8990 5 лет назад +637

      1: sarcasm
      2: cheating accusation
      3: what people say before they die in an alien horror movie

    • @ravioli-45
      @ravioli-45 5 лет назад +128

      3: It isn't a real human baby

    • @shinygastly2242
      @shinygastly2242 5 лет назад +10

      Commenting Guy Oh I thought it was the baby not being really like Danielle Cohn

    • @lastprism5115
      @lastprism5115 5 лет назад +17

      4.congratulations 'on' your baby

  • @miitch99
    @miitch99 5 лет назад +901

    You come to me... On the day of my daughter's "pool party."

  • @echadwick3916
    @echadwick3916 5 лет назад +921

    "Tony's had like 6! He's lovin' 'em! Aren't ya, Tony?"
    *D E M O N I C N O I S E S*

  • @skogräv
    @skogräv 5 лет назад +661

    Original:
    I need a “flute” teacher
    But, what if:
    I need someone to “polish” my “horn”
    I need someone to “adjust” my “mouthpiece”
    I need someone to “finger” my “toneholes”
    I need someone to “pluck” my “strings”
    I need someone to “touch” my “fretboard”
    I need someone to “bang” my “drum”
    I need someone to “wet” my “reed”
    I need someone to “buzz” into my “trumpet”
    I need someone to “mold” my “embouchure”
    I need someone to “oil” my “valves”
    I’ll stop now lol XD

    • @DukeCyrus
      @DukeCyrus 5 лет назад +38

      My inner band geek resonates with this

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 года назад +32

      Ok I think you went too "far".

    • @complimentbotd7232
      @complimentbotd7232 4 года назад +67

      I need someone to "give me a hand job" on my "penis"

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +37

      @@complimentbotd7232 I need someone to "pleasure" my "genitalia"

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +8

      i'm in band and this hit hard

  • @clouds7023
    @clouds7023 4 года назад +215

    This subreddit makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist, it’s a mix between suspicion, distress and something else

  • @demkidsplayinvideogames4875
    @demkidsplayinvideogames4875 5 лет назад +2000

    I love watching “Sorrow TV”

  • @supersammich344
    @supersammich344 5 лет назад +1805

    No one:
    RUclips: I see you uploaded a new video... here's some "revenue" for your "monetized" upload. BTW we just "love" your "family friendly" hamster videos.

  • @raptor2265
    @raptor2265 5 лет назад +148

    No one:
    Internet shopping:
    *_B I K E S T I C L E S_*

  • @xhisteriah
    @xhisteriah 5 лет назад +320

    3:33 is actually notated right because the cars of non-churchgoers get thrown in the nearby lake

  • @jpearseed1179
    @jpearseed1179 5 лет назад +1503

    That "Bible Reading" seems like BDSM. You know, Bible Discussion Study Meeting

    • @angelbabies7
      @angelbabies7 5 лет назад +33

      Have you seen the clip of Extreme Love with the "Swingers for Jesus"?

    • @deannaproctor1168
      @deannaproctor1168 5 лет назад +3

      Bad education much

    • @galaxylaurels3539
      @galaxylaurels3539 5 лет назад +2

      "Remembers meme about Cap. America". " Lol".

    • @kylelee1911
      @kylelee1911 5 лет назад +18

      Ya I always wondered why they bring whips and chains may be they're reinacting the passion of the christ

    • @natalie-1592
      @natalie-1592 5 лет назад +1

      Book Discussion Society Maudlin

  • @lazy2452
    @lazy2452 5 лет назад +393

    "on the day of my daughters wed- pool party"
    Lmao

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 лет назад +22

      Who says you cant have a pool party wedding?
      That's the most Scottsdale Arizona thing that has ever been said I think....

    • @m8k235
      @m8k235 4 года назад +1

      so true lmao

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +697

    >Bird Lube
    >"It works"
    Ok, somehow I almost spat out my soda. I think it's because how nonchalant Sorrow's approach was.

    • @coconutegg5095
      @coconutegg5095 5 лет назад +16

      "It just works"

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 лет назад +3

      @@coconutegg5095 Every time you open the bottle it just shouts "KEKKA DAKE DA" and then your project is complete.

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 5 лет назад +26

      i wanna talk about pornography for birds

    • @coconutegg5095
      @coconutegg5095 5 лет назад +2

      @@silverdrag0n_ i mean
      i guess??

    • @sarabalenzano8649
      @sarabalenzano8649 4 года назад +2

      chaoticmad1son i see u with that mcelroy reference, you sly dog

  • @TheGlob420
    @TheGlob420 5 лет назад +306

    3:45 that german scottish jamaican accent was beautiful

    • @littlemarc3986
      @littlemarc3986 5 лет назад +7

      Ikr, it was divine

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 5 лет назад +12

      He's a man of many voices

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 лет назад

      Ikr...

    • @musicaladventure5
      @musicaladventure5 5 лет назад +4

      i want an entire country filled with people of that exact accent combination XD

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't expect to like it as much as I did...

  • @cardendietrich6873
    @cardendietrich6873 Год назад +36

    I swear, still to this day, no one can deliver these the way Sorrow could

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 лет назад +1431

    The "Be Atles" consisting of
    Jon Lemon
    Paul McCarthy
    Geoffrey Harriston
    and Ringo

    • @c-moon9770
      @c-moon9770 5 лет назад +95

      Jeeves Anthrozaur You mean Bingo??

    • @TheGreatsagegoku
      @TheGreatsagegoku 5 лет назад +42

      BINGO!

    • @TheBrotherGrim
      @TheBrotherGrim 5 лет назад +60

      Nah, pretty sure generic Ringo is still just Ringo *sad trombone"

    • @evanwhite5704
      @evanwhite5704 5 лет назад +38

      Jon Leanon
      Pat McCaffrey
      Gerald Harvey
      And Bingo

    • @pangolothian
      @pangolothian 5 лет назад +12

      And it's actually Ringo.

  • @soundwave8475
    @soundwave8475 5 лет назад +382

    11:41 wow, Sorrow makes a very convincing "Beatle"

    • @paxtonl1330
      @paxtonl1330 5 лет назад +11

      Soundwave84 He really is “talented”

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 5 лет назад +10

      @@paxtonl1330 I really "like" his "content"

  • @sociosanch3748
    @sociosanch3748 5 лет назад +283

    "Your honor, I swear, the pornsite said they were all 18 and older"
    "Did the 18 have quotation marks around it"
    *heavy breathing* ".....oh no...."

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +18

      “Your honor, we're talking with quotation marks on”

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 4 года назад +13

      “oh i guess none of this is real then, youre free to go”

  • @TheChronicKronic
    @TheChronicKronic 5 лет назад +893

    The Greg Sestero one is a reference to The Room, since he plays the 'Mark' in 'Oh hi, Mark'

    • @xMorphineKisses
      @xMorphineKisses 5 лет назад +96

      Thank god someone else noticed that too.

    • @Dan-pv1hu
      @Dan-pv1hu 5 лет назад +41

      Yeah glad more than a few picked up on that reference.

    • @jmcjmc2007
      @jmcjmc2007 5 лет назад +36

      r/woosh!

    • @bladez479
      @bladez479 5 лет назад +51

      Yeah, that one was 100% intentional. Everyone got whooshed

    • @divatheeva7519
      @divatheeva7519 5 лет назад +28

      I was screaming at my phone trying in vain to get Sorrow to notice

  • @reptilez13
    @reptilez13 5 лет назад +381

    The "heart shaped" one seemed actually accurate. Very accurate.

    • @finsmithers7407
      @finsmithers7407 5 лет назад +19

      Very “accurate”

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +29

      Yes, "heart shaped". These are in no way glowing bike nuts.

    • @gothbimbo9470
      @gothbimbo9470 2 года назад +6

      Truck nuts for bikes are not something I expected... but not something I appose...

  • @aubreydink6350
    @aubreydink6350 5 лет назад +157

    WE FINALLY HAVE A CATEGORY FOR FOLKIN’ AROUND.
    *farm emo*

  • @angrybidoof847
    @angrybidoof847 5 лет назад +260

    The " avril" "lavigne" clearly just believes in the imposter "conspiracy"

    • @kapz7335
      @kapz7335 5 лет назад +1

      It’s not a conspiracy if we know it’s true

    • @HelplessFangirl
      @HelplessFangirl 5 лет назад

      I bet her name is “Melanie”

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 5 лет назад

      @@kapz7335 hench the "quotes"

  • @johnk2070
    @johnk2070 5 лет назад +986

    I thought this would be literal quotes from people but im "stupid" apparently

    • @Centaursixtysix
      @Centaursixtysix 5 лет назад +37

      Suspicious “quotes”

    • @charimuvilla8693
      @charimuvilla8693 5 лет назад +21

      @@Centaursixtysix Are you "sure" they are suspicious?

    • @ShowboxVA
      @ShowboxVA 5 лет назад +20

      @@charimuvilla8693 You must be _"new"_ here.

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 5 лет назад

      This is what I thought too

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 5 лет назад +1

      400th like

  • @donnylurch4207
    @donnylurch4207 5 лет назад +750

    Greg Sestero is a star of the movie "The Room." That one was an r/whoosh on you, my friend.

  • @billygranzow1331
    @billygranzow1331 5 лет назад +593

    4:40
    Dad's been “40” for 20 years now. He's younger than his son

    • @EvilMunkee08
      @EvilMunkee08 5 лет назад +9

      Dr Dragon 117 SPEEDWAGON

    • @AT96123
      @AT96123 5 лет назад +6

      SPEEEEDWAGOOOOOONEE

    • @Deedoo_r
      @Deedoo_r 5 лет назад +1

      Mom only hit you up the day before

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 5 лет назад +2

      That some ash and pokemon logic

    • @snowyukino7366
      @snowyukino7366 5 лет назад +2

      SpeeeEEEDOWAGONNNNM

  • @stephaniepappas1645
    @stephaniepappas1645 5 лет назад +748

    “Avril” “Lavigne” had quotes because the REAL Avril Lavigne is dead

    • @mnnwdr
      @mnnwdr 5 лет назад +5

      is she?

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 5 лет назад +98

      The only flaw in that conspiracy theory is the fact that no nearly enough people give a fuck about her to go through all that trouble to replace her

    • @DJSanders23
      @DJSanders23 5 лет назад +16

      Lethos well you don't pick a target that's too well scrutinized else then they'd notice the defect with the replicants... I mean... Yes... What you said...

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 5 лет назад +14

      @@DJSanders23 but you dont pick a target that is basically a nobody either

    • @jbowman1018
      @jbowman1018 5 лет назад +19

      @@mnnwdr no. No she is not. It's some conspiracy theory that I feel like was originally just some dude trolling.

  • @me_ugh9565
    @me_ugh9565 5 лет назад +145

    *You're definitely not coming back to the pool area, I'll tell you that much*

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 5 лет назад +424

    This is some "family friendly" content
    RUclips: stop right there

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +1

      @@sydisposting you'll NEVER catch the cat nut licker!

  • @tc_48
    @tc_48 5 лет назад +180

    Stalin: "Hey in two months I'll deliver fresh 'food' to you guys."
    Peasant: "Why did you suggest a--"
    Stalin: "Seize him."

  • @Melisa-tq4yu
    @Melisa-tq4yu 5 лет назад +178

    Now I won't be able to eat my abuela's "flan" without feeling suspicious!
    THANKS "Sorrow TV"

  • @cruncyart
    @cruncyart 5 лет назад +2301

    this was a good "video", i "enjoyed" it a lot, i'm leaving a "like" and "subscribe" for this "quality content"
    -A "viewer"

    • @harmadillo2368
      @harmadillo2368 5 лет назад +40

      are "you" sure that this is a "good" "video"

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 лет назад +12

      9:39 *_HALO THEME "INTENSIFIES"_*

    • @1owk3y
      @1owk3y 5 лет назад +10

      @FBI • Whoa is that the "FBI"? Hey calm down man, nothing "illegal" going on in this "thread"

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 5 лет назад +2

      "FBI •" Don't " _worry_ ," absolutely " _nothing_ " is going " _on_ ."

    • @scamin441
      @scamin441 5 лет назад

      This was a inside job “squids” dropped the dime on this thread

  • @BurnEdOutOne
    @BurnEdOutOne 5 лет назад +165

    The Greg Sestero one wasn't a mistake. Greg Sestero is the co-star "Oh Hai Mark" of Tommy Wiseau's "The Room", so they were intentionally quoting the title when giving him his hotel space.

    • @thesamon123
      @thesamon123 5 лет назад +15

      Dafuq you're "right"

    • @kalikaku5954
      @kalikaku5954 5 лет назад +20

      Finally I found someone who “noticed” it too!

    • @kyoyameganebereznoff
      @kyoyameganebereznoff 5 лет назад +3

      BurnEdOutOne I was trying to remember why the name sounded familiar!

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah he did a big whoosh on that one

    • @pepisconsoomer2846
      @pepisconsoomer2846 5 лет назад +4

      I came here to "comment" the same thing

  • @babygoose8716
    @babygoose8716 5 лет назад +38

    All of your voices never cease to be “hysterical”.

  • @goldenhand9107
    @goldenhand9107 5 лет назад +480

    "Tony's had like six, and he's loving them, aren't you Tony?"
    "... _eeeeeueughh_ "
    "That dudes' NEVER gonna get the flu!"
    im dying

  • @AngryKirbyHatesYou
    @AngryKirbyHatesYou 5 лет назад +633

    I only listen to Farm Emo. Welcome To The Pig Parade is my favorite song

    • @LoafOfWeb
      @LoafOfWeb 5 лет назад +18

      My favorite is ring of fire

    • @emowoji
      @emowoji 5 лет назад +9

      @@LoafOfWeb woosh?

    • @wakawakawakawaka8804
      @wakawakawakawaka8804 5 лет назад +30

      @@emowoji " woosh"

    • @LoafOfWeb
      @LoafOfWeb 5 лет назад

      WakaWaka WakaWaka whoosh for what

    • @dragonaise2417
      @dragonaise2417 5 лет назад +25

      When i was a young boy my father took me into the farm

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer 4 года назад +9

    - Must be 18 or with "parent" to buy swords.
    - Well, I'm 25.
    - Is your "parent" here?
    - No...
    - No sword for you!

  • @masterkai441
    @masterkai441 5 лет назад +276

    "On the day of my daughter's pool party" 😂😂😂

    • @baeguevara354
      @baeguevara354 5 лет назад +3

      The best part is that he started out as Marlon Brando and ended up as Ted from Bob’s Burgers

    • @masterkai441
      @masterkai441 5 лет назад +2

      Im saying 😂😂😂 too fye with it

  • @prokaryotesys
    @prokaryotesys 5 лет назад +858

    Papers for article 13:
    We "wont remove" the internet

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 5 лет назад +4

      oh que "legal", um "brasileiro" por aqui

    • @gregoryfenn1462
      @gregoryfenn1462 5 лет назад +9

      Is “wont” Internet slang for “want to”?

    • @pussinbootsisawesome
      @pussinbootsisawesome 5 лет назад +5

      @@gregoryfenn1462 won't is a contraction in the english language meaning will not

    • @rlyrosy
      @rlyrosy 5 лет назад +5

      @@pussinbootsisawesome look at this dude lmfao. greg been under a rock for the past century

    • @aediondraws
      @aediondraws 5 лет назад

      @@pussinbootsisawesome woooosh

  • @BeccaRaptor94
    @BeccaRaptor94 5 лет назад +45

    My favorite quotes of yours in this video:
    "I'm definitely not gonna touch yer butt"
    "That dude's never gonna get the flu"
    "...you and I can be burgers."
    hahaha

  • @ShayShayPlay
    @ShayShayPlay 5 лет назад +1552

    Lol today my mom signed some school paperwork and she did this...
    *Relationship to student:*
    _"Mother"_
    ...mom??? MOM??
    Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

    • @jomo5800
      @jomo5800 5 лет назад +82

      Oh my~ She must like it when you call her "Mommy"~

    • @Corio626
      @Corio626 5 лет назад +225

      @@jomo5800
      Nigga what the fuck

    • @akiraDrnz
      @akiraDrnz 5 лет назад +13

      Wot?

    • @kaliko5245
      @kaliko5245 5 лет назад +122

      @@jomo5800 I'M CALLING THE POLICE

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter 5 лет назад +33

      @@jomo5800Uhh, you see, the thing is...

  • @iamconfusion1791
    @iamconfusion1791 5 лет назад +1364

    Sorrow seriously, I hope you find your way into voice acting - you're so talented! I'd listen to you narrate the back of a freakin' shampoo bottle.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +50

      I'm pretty sure we already did somewhere into crappy design or sth like that

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 5 лет назад +31

      Shhhh! Don't give away spoilers for the next "video."

    • @andrewcleary9952
      @andrewcleary9952 5 лет назад +15

      Contains: "Selenium"

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc 5 лет назад +5

      before the weird horny sorrowtv fans swarm: nobody offer him hentai va jobs

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels 5 лет назад +21

      I fixed your comment;
      Sorrow seriously, I hope you find your way into "voice acting" - you're so "talented"! I'd listen to you "narrate" the back of a freakin' shampoo bottle.

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL 5 лет назад +61

    “Avril” means “April” in “French”

  • @TrufiTaskbe
    @TrufiTaskbe 5 лет назад +304

    therapist: "18" doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
    "18": "'18'"

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 5 лет назад +442

    I’m so glad my writing teacher taught us to never use quotation marks as emphasis

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +5

      Be very careful when to use it.

    • @RottenDoctorGonzo
      @RottenDoctorGonzo 5 лет назад +48

      You were taught that? Is this an American problem? I'm not trying to diss, but who the heck is drawn to using inverted commas for emphasis? Lol.

    • @cheesypies
      @cheesypies 5 лет назад +57

      @@RottenDoctorGonzo hahaha same lol, I didnt need to learn that, because my teacher said, "quotation marks are for quotes."
      I like to use *b o l d* for emphasis instead.

    • @wickedwitt04
      @wickedwitt04 5 лет назад +4

      So just *what* do you use then? *hmmm?*

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 лет назад +29

      @@wickedwitt04 I don't know, I _wonder_ if there's _any_ way to _emphasize_ written words.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 года назад +38

    My favorite band is "The BeAtles" and their hit songs "Orange Watercraft" and "Greetings Judas"

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 4 года назад +7

      Its took me longer than I would like to admit to realize what "Orange watercraft" was supposed to be....

    • @squeakboy3666
      @squeakboy3666 4 года назад +6

      greetings judas destroyed me

  • @Orbzul
    @Orbzul 5 лет назад +70

    "Are those Thai boys alive?"
    "They were when we found them."

    • @nenidetic
      @nenidetic 5 лет назад +1

      -did you mean bowtie-

  • @rhysdeiter4555
    @rhysdeiter4555 5 лет назад +230

    Greg Sestero was in the notorious movie "The Room" so I think that's why the one at 1:34 has quotes

  • @shinigamikitsune1541
    @shinigamikitsune1541 5 лет назад +31

    2:22
    *Sorrow's "Mafia voice" makes me "come" lmao*

  • @Rex-golf_player810
    @Rex-golf_player810 5 лет назад +158

    Potato and egg should be in the urban dictionary
    """""Potato and egg""""" - a slang term for testicles, from the owner of a suspicious shop that has a suspiciously quoted name

  • @sinistrality
    @sinistrality 5 лет назад +128

    The Greg Sestero one makes sense, because he got famous from starring in The Room.

    • @distantj
      @distantj 5 лет назад +3

      Average Alex I came here to say this! Heh. Yeah in context this one makes total sense, as corny as it is!

    • @JuliusCaribou
      @JuliusCaribou 5 лет назад +1

      Oh hai mark

  • @nasasimp588
    @nasasimp588 5 лет назад +114

    Im totally “not” shitting as I “watch” this video and listen to your “sultry” voice

    • @deadlandplacebo1695
      @deadlandplacebo1695 5 лет назад

      "sultry" is the most suss thing Ive seen all day and I listened to TMG #100

  • @BakaStryx
    @BakaStryx 5 лет назад +428

    that ramen at the beginning
    *_looked very good_*

    • @screamingatu5813
      @screamingatu5813 5 лет назад +2

      BakaStryx How do you know it was ramen

    • @ethaan3164
      @ethaan3164 5 лет назад +11

      Did you just assume its identity!?!?!?

    • @The_Gerry_Man
      @The_Gerry_Man 5 лет назад +4

      that was "cheese"

    • @GR-rj6qo
      @GR-rj6qo 5 лет назад +2

      "ramen"?

    • @acerooge5763
      @acerooge5763 5 лет назад

      Hmmm “cheese” hmmm yaeaaaah “ramen”

  • @Molly-bj5gb
    @Molly-bj5gb 5 лет назад +224

    This type of comment has “never” been done before.
    I feel super “original”

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 4 года назад +20

    “Baptized”
    They’ll hold you under long enough to see Jesus

    • @JojoMac-lf1ii
      @JojoMac-lf1ii 3 года назад +1

      I DIED READING THIS SERIOUSLY MY SISTER SCREAMED AT ME FOR WAKING HER UP

    • @JojoMac-lf1ii
      @JojoMac-lf1ii 3 года назад +1

      Wait a second... my "sister" screamed at "me" for "waking her up"

  • @melaniescott4877
    @melaniescott4877 5 лет назад +149

    I want to talk about Bird Lube. NOW.

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 5 лет назад +6

      What the hell is Bird Lube?

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 года назад +25

      I'd like to take a minute to discuss pornography for birds

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад +14

      @@GippyHappy “pornography” for “birds”

    • @SinDesigns
      @SinDesigns 4 года назад +2

      It works.

    • @richariot8325
      @richariot8325 4 года назад +1

      All i know is that it works

  • @sparki9085
    @sparki9085 5 лет назад +121

    Greg sestero is an actor from Tommy wiseau's the room, so that sign is only slightly less suspicious than the making of the Room.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      Tommy got the five million dollars selling "jeans" and "vests" out of a "shop" on the San Francisco "wharf".

  • @sketchyforlife
    @sketchyforlife 5 лет назад +74

    How did nobody on reddit catch the Greg Sestero - the Room reference?

    • @brandonlatzig
      @brandonlatzig 5 лет назад +10

      You may never read this, but i am sure everyone did, but even then, it does sound suspicious, like i am sure even greg looked at that sign like,...do i have a room? And thengot the joke, chuckled, and went to shower in his room

  • @Tanner_Shelton
    @Tanner_Shelton 5 лет назад +206

    I can hear the finger quotes

  • @ZaGorudan
    @ZaGorudan 5 лет назад +69

    1:35
    The joke here is that Greg Sestero played the character of Mark in Tommy Wiseau's hit 2003 cult film The Room. The "Room" being in quotations is intentional here.

    • @ceddiebear
      @ceddiebear 5 лет назад +3

      I'm disappointed that SorrowTV never made any "The Room" reference from that.

  • @blanket4763
    @blanket4763 5 лет назад +37

    On a road trip I witnessed a roadside shop that sold *“authorized” “alligator” jerky*

  • @epsilonthedragon1249
    @epsilonthedragon1249 5 лет назад +324

    When Sorrow TV uploads, I get “happy”

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit 5 лет назад +25

      See, when you put "happy" in suspicious quotes all I can think is that you get a massive, painful erection. Be sure to see a "doctor" if that lasts more than 4 hours.

    • @zljmbo
      @zljmbo 5 лет назад +16

      @@Soitisisit when you say "doctor" I think about sexual service provider. Send "help"

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 5 лет назад +4

      @@zljmbo when you say "help", I also think of a sexual service provider. This is going "nowhere."

    • @georgeofakind1710
      @georgeofakind1710 5 лет назад +1

      Tek Plays when you say “girls”, i think hot men with large “hands”

    • @FriedAudio
      @FriedAudio 5 лет назад +1

      "FTW"

  • @upsettispaghetti91
    @upsettispaghetti91 5 лет назад +209

    Sorrow is literally the most adorable person I've never seen in my life.

    • @flux.aeterna
      @flux.aeterna 5 лет назад +4

      Upsetti Spaghetti hard agree

    • @dayang1955
      @dayang1955 5 лет назад +15

      Hes done a face reveal. Still the most adorable person there is

    • @adamkimmV
      @adamkimmV 5 лет назад +1

      @@dayang1955 when did he do the face reveal?

    • @dayang1955
      @dayang1955 5 лет назад

      @@adamkimmV idr but just search up sorrowtv face reveal, it'll come up

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 5 лет назад

      His face is adorable

  • @mrsmekae
    @mrsmekae 5 лет назад +10

    "I swear, it's what I be doin on a daily basis" made me laugh myself into a coma.

  • @lukefirst407
    @lukefirst407 5 лет назад +186

    This channel is “good”

  • @devangkamble8793
    @devangkamble8793 5 лет назад +182

    1:41 what's wrong with that?
    Greg Sestero worked with a movie "The Room"
    The hotel staff just wanted to hit a pun

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 5 лет назад +18

      That’s what I was thinking
      It wasn’t a suspicious quote it was a reference

    • @jchic1999
      @jchic1999 5 лет назад +7

      Ikr just what I was thinking lol

    • @joseluisrojas220
      @joseluisrojas220 5 лет назад +19

      Yes... I was just thinking the same. r/whooosh

    • @zachkotzker7862
      @zachkotzker7862 5 лет назад +7

      Came here to find this comment

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 5 лет назад +2

      Big fat WOOOSH

  • @cu.ti.3447
    @cu.ti.3447 5 лет назад +68

    The god father part was “perfect”

  • @AnimatedGlitch
    @AnimatedGlitch 5 лет назад +136

    I swear she said she was "18"

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +21

      That's why you're "not" going to prison.

    • @paddy.r.l4791
      @paddy.r.l4791 5 лет назад +4

      @@WellBeSerious12 so are they going to prison or are they going to "prison"?

  • @helpivebeenkidnapped6195
    @helpivebeenkidnapped6195 5 лет назад +228

    The most suspicious quote I've ever heard "Charges dropped against Jussie Smollett"

  • @cheesequest
    @cheesequest 5 лет назад +14

    I had to think about the Greg Sestero one for a minute, but that was great. I hope he gets that at every hotel he stays in! Love it.

  • @Lumina_Solaris
    @Lumina_Solaris 5 лет назад +182

    The "cheese" is probably that pasteurized cheese product you can get at the Dollar tree. Like, it isn't actually cheese.

    • @joao20able
      @joao20able 5 лет назад +2

      it's probably just dick cheese

    • @asrieldreemurr9968
      @asrieldreemurr9968 5 лет назад +1

      @@joao20able I was gonna make a "witty" comment about cheese whiz, but I see now that you've made something "better" than I could ever "imagine"

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 5 лет назад

      "@@asrieldreemurr9968 ", I "see" how "witty" that "could" be.

  • @CWINDOWSsystem32
    @CWINDOWSsystem32 5 лет назад +37

    1:38 I feel like that was intentional since Greg Sestero starred in _The Room_ by Tommy Wiseau...

  • @DeletarTepes
    @DeletarTepes 5 лет назад +35

    Your "Room" for Greg Sestero, I see what they did there. Great story mark!

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 5 лет назад +103

    Bird Lube - "It Works".
    Bakawk!

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 4 года назад +1

      @Yul Brynner I'm highly glad of that decision.

  • @humanpotato17
    @humanpotato17 5 лет назад +90

    Hey sorrow, this "video" was "excellent". I'm always "happy" to get your "notifications". They "make my day".

  • @mochs62512
    @mochs62512 5 лет назад +38

    🎶🎶 It's been a long, long, day.
    And I've been waiting for the day.
    And I would hear them say
    that they've been working all day🎶
    I smell a Grammy nomination.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 года назад

      “Do NOT bring my grandma into this”

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 3 года назад

      @@BinglesP lol!

  • @user-uk5jl6vt9n
    @user-uk5jl6vt9n 5 лет назад +54

    So happy when I got the “notification” for a ‘new’ ‘video’ from “Sorrow TV”

  • @Dan-ck5dl
    @Dan-ck5dl 5 лет назад +43

    I actually live in this mysterious land of "Canada."

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 5 лет назад +5

      Wow! It's "great" to meet a "person" who "lives" in "Canada".

    • @notcatisa
      @notcatisa 5 лет назад +1

      Canada isn't real

    • @ponk6187
      @ponk6187 5 лет назад

      I "love" the "land" of "Canada"

  • @johnathan_mcnutt9473
    @johnathan_mcnutt9473 Год назад +2

    haven't uploaded in 3 years and still one of my favorite youtubers

  • @flintwildpants8710
    @flintwildpants8710 5 лет назад +60

    Lesson learned, never use quotation marks for emphasis.

  • @theallaroundnerd9889
    @theallaroundnerd9889 5 лет назад +45

    4:07 Um, it's pronounced "Cañada" and it is spanish for "You're Welcome"

    • @sk198181
      @sk198181 5 лет назад +9

      theallaroundnerd Are those in the aisle right next to the Piñatas?

    • @niggahobbs4800
      @niggahobbs4800 5 лет назад

      I'm gonna ask Sañta Claus for them this Christmas, heard they make some great ones over at the Ñorth Pole

    • @niggahobbs4800
      @niggahobbs4800 5 лет назад

      I'm gonna ask Sañta Claus for them this Christmas, heard they make some great ones over at the Ñorth Pole.

  • @emiliasuvanto9940
    @emiliasuvanto9940 Год назад +4

    Must be at least 10th time I'm re-watching sorrows videos. I kinda like it, coming back again and again to the channel never changing, what happens to all of the RUclips- channels.
    Where ever you are sorrow, I hope you are happy and doing great ❤

  • @TheSolidMidgetOfficial
    @TheSolidMidgetOfficial 5 лет назад +22

    1:33. That's the joke.
    For those who don't know or get the reference. Greg Sestero was in a B-list movie called: The Room.
    Hence the room is ready joke.

  • @thatonedamncommenter885
    @thatonedamncommenter885 5 лет назад +87

    Sorrow TV, im pretty sure the Greg Sestero one was a pun

  • @hellobeee
    @hellobeee 5 лет назад +27

    Welcome Greg Sestero, "the Room" is ready
    I'll see myself out now

    • @bubbsterr4967
      @bubbsterr4967 3 года назад

      I think that might have already been the joke, good job getting it though

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +129

    The Greg Sestero one was intentional. He played Mark in The Room.

    • @nellfromhell7192
      @nellfromhell7192 5 лет назад +14

      oh hi mark

    • @n3v3rg01ngback
      @n3v3rg01ngback 5 лет назад +6

      Mihir Lavande What a story, Mark!

    • @PlagueRavenRX
      @PlagueRavenRX 3 года назад +1

      The one time the quotes worked and it still lands on this list, lol.

  • @Qwerasd
    @Qwerasd 5 лет назад +78

    The "just" green tea is because the ingredients are ethically sourced, so it's a pun. It's just green tea, and it's "just" green tea.

    • @LyannaDelore
      @LyannaDelore 5 лет назад +9

      The quotes still imply a level of ambiguity/uncertainty though. Puns and play-on-words don't require quotes.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад

      @@LyannaDelore I know, my immediate first thoughts are that the quotes are so they can't be sued cause it is not just green tea, but they want people to think it's just green tea. I mean seriously having quotes around the word just is like having an asterisk at the end of word. (cause it cannot be legally sold without actually telling that it does not do what it is claiming to do)
      for example I looked at a bottle of Centrum brand multivitamins and I count 5 asterisks on the front, 1 for the large label claiming "our highest level of vitamin D" another 4 on the words "energy","immunity","Metabolism" and "Whole body health"
      In small words directly to the right of the label, is the first asterisk (where you should look for info about the asterisks), it says "this statement has not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease." this one is about the whole body health claim.
      The next 4 are found on the back near the bar code, the first one is for the claim about the highest vitamin D yet, which merely says "as compared to previous formula"
      the next one is for the Energy claim, it says "B vitamins and Iron support daily energy needs" though this one also has a asterisk which leads it back to the original FDA statement about not being evaluated by the FDA
      the next two are the same thing, another couple of claims which both share the same asterisk as the last one, that the FDA has not evaluated this claim and therefore it is not something which can be trusted.
      Point being, if there are quotes you should check them to make sure they are not legal protections the same way medicine does it with asterisks. (I still take multivitamins, but the point is more due to my unnatural fear of scurvy then anything else)

  • @Skiivin
    @Skiivin 11 месяцев назад +3

    Wait, 5 years later and I realize that the ‘your “room” is ready’ one is an intentional pun, Greg Sestero was the lead producer on the movie ‘The Room’

  • @BabyKush420
    @BabyKush420 5 лет назад +83

    What a “greaat video” 🤣🤣🤣 “glad” to see you back consistently

    • @0oh_no
      @0oh_no 5 лет назад +3

      "Consistenly"*

  • @potato1674
    @potato1674 5 лет назад +50

    Does this seem Suspicious?
    "You can trust Sorrow"
    I "really like" the "Video"
    "Have a niiiiiice day"

  • @Sub-Atomic
    @Sub-Atomic 5 лет назад +60

    You sound like Wakko from the Animaniacs during the Beatles segment.

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 5 лет назад +10

      Sorrow is imitating Ringo Starr. Wakko's voice was also based on Ringo Starr.

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 5 лет назад +4

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter cool did not know that, I never heard Ringos voice tbh.

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 4 года назад +3

      @@Sub-Atomic ringos the only person i can think of when i hear wakko

  • @jjju3
    @jjju3 5 лет назад +84

    4:00 _I WANNA TALK ABOUT BIRD LUBE! _*_NOW!!_*

    • @keira4840
      @keira4840 5 лет назад +20

      I did an absurd amount of scrolling to see if anybody had commented this!

    • @ziashock
      @ziashock 5 лет назад +13

      Oh thank God I found my people

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 5 лет назад +7

      HMMMMM

    • @laserborn8876
      @laserborn8876 5 лет назад +7

      B-atiful! That fucked me up I can’t breath

    • @mrfreeman1763
      @mrfreeman1763 5 лет назад +6

      Looked like a picture of a nail gun underneath it.

  • @ralek592
    @ralek592 5 лет назад +15

    2:28 Clapping for that mafia leader, always gotta uphold your family name

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 4 года назад +3

    funny thing, the "heart-shaped" is honestly appropriate, because 1. even taken as it's presumably meant, the stylized abstract shape literally isn't what a heart looks like, and 2. in context it very much looks like something other than that stylized cartoon heart it's presumably supposed to resemble.

  • @sth02
    @sth02 5 лет назад +54

    Nooooo. I thought you were gonna "sing" Complicated by "Avril" "Lavigne". I'm so "disappointed" now.

  • @odette6328
    @odette6328 5 лет назад +145

    Tonys had like 6 , he's loving them.
    Aren't you , Tony?
    *yeEhHhHh*
    He is never gonna get the flu

    • @pizzaparker9283
      @pizzaparker9283 5 лет назад +4

      But will he get Autismmmm???

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 5 лет назад

      SorrowTV just becomes more powerful every time I check his channel

  • @dootss
    @dootss 5 лет назад +15

    "baptized"
    You suuuuuuure they don't drown them?

  • @ItsGemystic
    @ItsGemystic 5 лет назад +41

    11:42
    He sounds like that one guy from SootHouse lol
    I am “impressed”