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  • @OneReallyGrumpyJill
    @OneReallyGrumpyJill 5 лет назад +7104

    "Can I request a butthole pic?"
    "Definitely not."
    "Oh dang, ok."
    I am glad to see what we are becoming more cultured and polite as a society.

    • @robynhoodie
      @robynhoodie 5 лет назад +678

      r/niceguys have conditioned me to appreciate those who take no for an answer.

    • @inkystix5327
      @inkystix5327 5 лет назад +36

      Ram Kitten BuTtHoLe PiC

    • @themurph930
      @themurph930 5 лет назад +11

      That was the exact point I hit subscribe

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +98

      May I request a photograph posted on to this text chat, specifically, a photograph of the anus area, and preferably the buttocks, found below the back of the human body, and above the leg area?

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 5 лет назад +38

      @@abramo7700 Whoa slow down buddy with the flowery English, this aint the early 1900s.
      (But it made my day)

  • @valencia878
    @valencia878 5 лет назад +6402

    "You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults"
    *fakes a physical therapy appointment to get Rachel to talk to him*

    • @voidaspects9173
      @voidaspects9173 5 лет назад +463

      What even was that guy's plan? Like, if his plan had worked, he just got a message with a single number in it. What was the next step? What was he hoping to accomplish?

    • @Vooblebooble
      @Vooblebooble 5 лет назад +102

      @@voidaspects9173 I want to try and figure out what his plan would've been... but at the same time I don't

    • @unclecreepy7025
      @unclecreepy7025 5 лет назад +156

      His goal:
      If he replies with 0, he says “can I send you one last reminder? Remember, I will always love you.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes.
      If she replies with 2, he says “ok, but please don’t cancel the love we have for each other. I know you feel the same way I do.” And then go on to win her heart with compliments about her body. Then ask for nudes.
      If she replies with 1, he will say “send nudes”.

    • @Gamdursol
      @Gamdursol 5 лет назад +80

      Uncle Creepy “Win her heart with compliments about her body” Heh, yup, Uncle Creepy sounds about right.

    • @tylerdanielewicz297
      @tylerdanielewicz297 5 лет назад +6

      I like how it was read like 343 Guilty Spark
      “Oh! Hello!”

  • @504Capt
    @504Capt 5 лет назад +944

    That “we know you’re there” to Rachel shook my soul a little smfh

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +75

      like. what was he trying to accomplish with that bit??? that's just asking for a restraining order skdhidhdjdvjd

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 года назад +25

      ...we? That's so haunting

  • @rustyshackleford111
    @rustyshackleford111 5 лет назад +5202

    Captain here. The "55555" at 5:08 is the equivalent of "hahaha" in Thailand because the number 5 is pronounced "ha". It's used all the time.

  • @J-D03
    @J-D03 5 лет назад +5071

    That "Ok liberal" surprised me, it came outta nowhere.

  • @surgeprotector248
    @surgeprotector248 4 года назад +367

    That’s some creepy stalker level stuff if he’s pretending to be an automated message just to have a reply from his ex

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 лет назад +1774

    "I like you." "Why?"

  • @Pepbis
    @Pepbis 5 лет назад +5653

    That Rachel one made me feel like I was having a stroke. 10/10

    • @blackanimecat2
      @blackanimecat2 5 лет назад +548

      Did they... pretend to be an appointment bot to get someone to respond?

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +92

      @@blackanimecat2 I think the answer is yes

    • @ihatethedesert
      @ihatethedesert 5 лет назад +170

      @@blackanimecat2 i guess so... it fucked with my head a little

    • @fragrantiamella
      @fragrantiamella 5 лет назад +94

      I get those appointment texts and it scared the shit out of me

    • @MrBlack252
      @MrBlack252 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah nice face. Wtf

  • @NaughtyOnYT
    @NaughtyOnYT 5 лет назад +4329

    "btw you have nice cheekbones"
    *2 seconds later*
    *"I BET YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA"*

    • @TheG_Boy
      @TheG_Boy 5 лет назад +187

      Ok L I B E R A L

    • @DrKevlar
      @DrKevlar 5 лет назад +16

      Cheebones

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 5 лет назад +62

      Didn't know they made text bots more anti-liberal. Technology truely is advancing.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 5 лет назад +13

      It's like complementing a car's nice painting condition, but after you open the door you realise there were some people dead inside.
      This man is the same: has nice cheekbones, yet all disgusting and rotting liberal inside.

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 5 лет назад +41

      Alexey Saranchev
      wut

  • @ub3rfr3nzy94
    @ub3rfr3nzy94 5 лет назад +3232

    5:06 5 in Thai is "Ha" so when people type "555555555" It means "Hahahaha".

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas 5 лет назад +243

      If he was already typing in English, why not type "lmao"? rofl

    • @MrBlack252
      @MrBlack252 5 лет назад +172

      Fuck Thai. 5 is 5

    • @bruh-lg6ch
      @bruh-lg6ch 5 лет назад +35

      NothingXemnas maybe he’s used to it

    • @GlitchDude
      @GlitchDude 5 лет назад +195

      @@MrBlack252
      No, five is literally "ha" in Thai

    • @jimmykeochinda1173
      @jimmykeochinda1173 5 лет назад +96

      @@NothingXemnas my cousins and his friends who are to but learn enlgish instesd still use 5 when they text in english. probably cause its easier.

  • @JavaKittie
    @JavaKittie 5 лет назад +1104

    “I like you”
    “Why?”
    “Because I am lonely”
    Sounds like a couple of my past relationships.

    • @xfirexrainx6668
      @xfirexrainx6668 4 года назад +20

      My marriage started like that, she is currently single now 😂

    • @rorokhorosho
      @rorokhorosho 4 года назад +2

      Garret Davidson
      that sucks, you good?

    • @rorokhorosho
      @rorokhorosho 4 года назад

      disabled account your name is not very accurate, huh

    • @tomfoolery9280
      @tomfoolery9280 3 года назад +5

      GUYS ITS RACHEl

    • @screamingperson999
      @screamingperson999 3 года назад

      Shit, I hope you guys are doing better

  • @GloryHulle
    @GloryHulle 5 лет назад +1631

    That repeated Squidward-esque "No" just about killed me. 🖤

  • @Hakajin
    @Hakajin 5 лет назад +618

    "Rachel is the most beautiful woman I've ever met, and I want her back more than anything"
    Ok, Ross.

  • @francessonder
    @francessonder 4 года назад +231

    The Rachel segment felt like a robot slowing gaining sentience and brutally slowing torturing a man.

  • @galaxyfallen
    @galaxyfallen 5 лет назад +1278

    Most respectable guy in this
    Him:May I request a butthole pic?
    Her:Def not
    Him:lol dang ok
    That is exactly how you strike out with dignity u don’t gotta be weird about it

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 5 лет назад +255

      Nah, freaking the hell out and insulting the girl's appearance, personality, friends, family, and future is definitely the best way to deal with getting rejected.

    • @MrBlack252
      @MrBlack252 5 лет назад +36

      The guy wants to look at a damn butthole. I dont care who it is nobody wants to see a close up of anyone's assholes I don't give a fuck who's asshole it is. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

    • @tramanon-2347
      @tramanon-2347 5 лет назад +77

      The Impartial Savage so???? You gonna send your asshole or what

    • @brad8002
      @brad8002 5 лет назад +47

      As if asking for a random butthole pic isn’t weird lol

    • @andrebrynkus2055
      @andrebrynkus2055 5 лет назад +41

      Nah, the two dudes talking about the sick brother were much more respectful.

  • @humblebee5575
    @humblebee5575 5 лет назад +3549

    God damnit Sorrow your "Ok Liberal" triggered my google assistant

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 лет назад +233

      Google is liberal confirmed
      Edit: I tried it and mine wasn't triggered D:

    • @hellsheathen214
      @hellsheathen214 5 лет назад +40

      There's no such thing as an "OK" liberal.

    • @thes.wilsonchannel203
      @thes.wilsonchannel203 5 лет назад +86

      Hells Heathen should i be surprised that you have playlists with country and lynyrd skynyrd music

    • @victornoel36
      @victornoel36 5 лет назад +64

      Even as a conservative, I think that was rude.

    • @thes.wilsonchannel203
      @thes.wilsonchannel203 5 лет назад +13

      Victor Noel i was just confused, by what made them think they were a liberal and by the fact that someone that works for a therapist insulted someone

  • @saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504
    @saudicomedyhomevideosksa8504 5 лет назад +4363

    Roses are red
    My neighbor's name is Ben
    You have nice cheekbones
    *Ok liberal don't respond then*

    • @Brock73
      @Brock73 5 лет назад +39

      @MatthewToasty he is

    • @snake4322
      @snake4322 5 лет назад +45

      Indian man destroys liberal by saying he's hot with facts and logic

    • @pickles4613
      @pickles4613 5 лет назад +2

      *no*

    • @LVoidtheEndless
      @LVoidtheEndless 5 лет назад +4

      MatthewToasty
      No he’s sans undertale

    • @planterbox
      @planterbox 5 лет назад +8

      Lachlan Lord of All Things Crispy
      Sans shapiro
      Sans shapiro
      Sans shapiro

  • @therabbitthing
    @therabbitthing 5 лет назад +385

    "Do yew wahnt to see mah bodeh?" The voices. Oh lord. I can't. Thank you for all you do for this world.

    • @MOTHHMAN
      @MOTHHMAN 5 лет назад +4

      @B. Liss He reminds me of that voice idubbbz does, absolutely hilarious

    • @bradleybaker976
      @bradleybaker976 5 лет назад +3

      CozyJuniper IT DOES LMAOOO

  • @jswizzle5342
    @jswizzle5342 5 лет назад +1216

    I loved the way he said “no” like Squidward

    • @lizcaroline6284
      @lizcaroline6284 5 лет назад +38

      I dropped on the floor when he said the last 'no'

    • @imroxxxyandrewsand-344
      @imroxxxyandrewsand-344 5 лет назад +16

      NoOoOo

    • @builtdifferent3311
      @builtdifferent3311 4 года назад +5

      *No*

    • @hostile-elf
      @hostile-elf 4 года назад +15

      it makes me picture squidward getting constant unwarranted thirsty texts and he's jaded by it

    • @Latham06
      @Latham06 4 года назад +1

      Can someone put a timestamp for whnw this happened

  • @ren7220
    @ren7220 5 лет назад +1000

    7:01 has happened to me. Friend said "sorry if I dont interact a lot, my grandfather just died" and I sent a pic of a DBZ characters bare ass

  • @jaded8578
    @jaded8578 5 лет назад +1514

    "the one coming from samurai and geisha ancestors"
    _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 5 лет назад +92

      That's insulting to both, cats and samurais.

    • @josebenardi1554
      @josebenardi1554 5 лет назад +73

      I had to give myself a minute to deal with the cringe.

    • @leahmontgo
      @leahmontgo 5 лет назад +35

      It physically hurt...I think I pulled a muscle cringing

    • @babyskittles420
      @babyskittles420 5 лет назад +25

      My brain split in half to relief the cringe pressure.

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 5 лет назад +22

      I cringe so hard I can already feel my next reincarnation cringing over that. :)))

  • @ajhope1234
    @ajhope1234 5 лет назад +494

    So apparently when the "automated system" said "Okay Liberal" it turned on my google assistant like wtf

  • @ohno8398
    @ohno8398 5 лет назад +234

    The loooong pauses really add that extra layer of 'kill me now'

  • @redred6756
    @redred6756 5 лет назад +1418

    "Can I kiss your body?"
    *(Squidward intensifies)*
    *NO*

  • @Audiodump
    @Audiodump 5 лет назад +769

    "the one coming from big samurai and geisha ancestors"
    this guy clowning

    • @mariuszj3826
      @mariuszj3826 5 лет назад +29

      You could tell he watches anime.

    • @tigershark8867
      @tigershark8867 5 лет назад +24

      His "nodachi" is more like a wakizashi to me.

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder 5 лет назад +6

      @@tigershark8867 Oh, oh, that Japan burn. OH!

    • @inkystix5327
      @inkystix5327 5 лет назад +10

      Audiodump yall i think he dropped his clown license can somebody go pick it up?

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 5 лет назад

      @@tigershark8867 Nah, a Tanto!

  • @wannabehistorian371
    @wannabehistorian371 5 лет назад +1355

    “Ok Liberal, I bet you voted for Obama”
    Why does politics always have to barge into everything?

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 5 лет назад +179

      Because Rachel is the most beautiful woman they have ever met

    • @BanHelsing
      @BanHelsing 5 лет назад +60

      Thats how americans roll

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 лет назад +29

      @Callum Booth Rachel fucking breaks the ground of politics with "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself"

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 4 года назад +43

      S C I guess it’s just the “Americanization” of the Internet, where America feels to Americans like the centre of the world. That’s why you end up with amusing situations where someone assumes someone else’s political stance only to get told “I’m Swedish” or something.
      I’m Canadian, but you never hear someone on RUclips talking about our Prime Minister unless it’s a Canadian news channel. But you always somehow end up with American politics on idk, videos about the manufacture of batteries?

    • @atlasdusk6341
      @atlasdusk6341 4 года назад +3

      @@BanHelsing nah that's just how politics roll, it has nothing to do with where you're from

  • @eyywannn8601
    @eyywannn8601 5 лет назад +914

    Man, Sorrow doing the weirded out girl sounds so genuine sometimes
    Damn the one with the military spouse is depressing

    • @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa
      @ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa 5 лет назад +54

      Naji Bro Yeah. To be honest, I would probably take the job just because it made me feel so sad for her.

    • @ggboi7086
      @ggboi7086 5 лет назад +1

      @@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa same its just heart clenching

    • @CoolJoshido212
      @CoolJoshido212 5 лет назад +1

      Naji Bro yup.

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma 4 года назад +9

      CrazyGreenFluff SHE makes that much. Technically she didn’t specify how much HE made. Definitely guilt tripping tho

    • @alioc3298
      @alioc3298 2 года назад +2

      Yeah I don’t buy it. She makes $12 an hour, but what about her husband?? It’s not like you don’t get paid in the military

  • @harleynuthall3340
    @harleynuthall3340 5 лет назад +575

    Aha, when he said "Ok liberal" my phones okay Google turned on

    • @Xezian
      @Xezian 5 лет назад +45

      Ok liberal
      Define gay

    • @memememr46
      @memememr46 5 лет назад +18

      X to doubt

    • @lurchimoser5103
      @lurchimoser5103 5 лет назад

      Happened to me too

    • @JesseFaux
      @JesseFaux 5 лет назад +2

      ONE Introducing the new *Google Liberal* for your home!

  • @TherealHK-47
    @TherealHK-47 4 года назад +64

    The way he said “No” in response to “do you want to see my body” is what made me laugh the hardest. It’s a whole mood lol

  • @LeoJay
    @LeoJay 5 лет назад +754

    7:14 *J. K. Rowling has entered the chat*

    • @AiramSoyo
      @AiramSoyo 5 лет назад +42

      *O N E I S G A Y T H E O T H E R O N E I S G A Y Y O U A R E G A Y*

    • @cliffdweller990
      @cliffdweller990 5 лет назад +12

      Nah, that was Jay Gay Broling.

    • @babyskittles420
      @babyskittles420 5 лет назад +2

      Has anyone ever met an homosexual wolf?

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 5 лет назад +4

      @@babyskittles420 at one point in the millions of years people have been around, probably

    • @ihave0likesonmycomments111
      @ihave0likesonmycomments111 5 лет назад +1

      7:22

  • @grantgraham1386
    @grantgraham1386 5 лет назад +2011

    F in the chat for the Ill brother
    Edit: thank you for paying respeccs in the chat

  • @beeflat2896
    @beeflat2896 5 лет назад +440

    2:23
    Homie
    *inhales*
    This ain't Rachel

  • @mallow2069
    @mallow2069 5 лет назад +665

    How I found out I was gay:
    My neighbor told me that my wolves sound gay.

    • @cnocee
      @cnocee 5 лет назад +21

      were they inside you? were there two?

    • @mallow2069
      @mallow2069 5 лет назад +42

      @@cnocee Yeah, apparently every time I fall asleep they start barking.

    • @ReformedCatfish
      @ReformedCatfish 5 лет назад +18

      @@mallow2069 you are secretly the third wolf howling like the beast _within_

    • @mallow2069
      @mallow2069 5 лет назад +30

      @@ReformedCatfish So...
      Would that mean that in all levels except physical...
      I am a wolf?

    • @FleetwoodDevelopments
      @FleetwoodDevelopments 5 лет назад +8

      @@mallow2069 *bark*

  • @regularshow960
    @regularshow960 5 лет назад +515

    Sorrow TV: okay so I need to make an outro for this
    Sorrow TV:
    Sorrow TV:
    Sorrow TV: *sings another version of All Star*

  • @CobaltCruiser
    @CobaltCruiser 5 лет назад +1532

    ☯️👀🔥🧘‍♂️🧘💦🐉⚽ Gets em every time

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 года назад +30

      What did you just say about my mother? Man, this is why everyone liked Sans over you XD

    • @ninjabunny101
      @ninjabunny101 4 года назад +5

      i feel like death

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 года назад +15

      your beautiful

    • @evangillespie7922
      @evangillespie7922 4 года назад +4

      Thank you Terry Bogard

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +18

      _Excuuuuse_ me!
      It is actually: ☯️👀🔥🧘‍♂️🧘🏻‍♀️💦🐉⚽

  • @nhilz
    @nhilz 5 лет назад +538

    i lost it at the discord gay wolves one asjjx

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 лет назад +5

      YOU ARE GAY FOR READING MY POST ABOUT BEING GAY_whoever made the post

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +5

      @@ghulam237 hrm but what does it say when you're the one who sent the post?? does that make you gay too?????? hrmmn

  • @flowler60
    @flowler60 5 лет назад +220

    The voices this guy makes are what keep me subscribed

    • @kezkezooie8595
      @kezkezooie8595 5 лет назад +8

      His voices, his sense of humour and his singing does it for me. Oh, and his gorgeous little hamster!

    • @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat
      @MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat Год назад +1

      It keeps subscribed even till today 🥲

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 3 года назад +40

    Wow, the creepy Rachel dude’s messages had more twists than M Night Shyamalan’s filmography.

  • @123jizzlej
    @123jizzlej 5 лет назад +346

    "Drips, dragon, soccer ball....your beautiful"
    Random cringe

    • @babyskittles420
      @babyskittles420 5 лет назад +4

      My mom walked into my room and then just walked out after she heard that. (Nr)

    • @lemonsucker2603
      @lemonsucker2603 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry but... you’re

  • @netokin8295
    @netokin8295 5 лет назад +583

    It's always a good day when Sorrow TV posts.

  • @lincolnickler9354
    @lincolnickler9354 3 года назад +42

    the rachel one reminds me of when, for the first few months of having my phone, i got countless wrong number texts all looking for someone named rachel. i actually got a ton of info on what she was like. she was a seamstress who put out an advertisement for some ties and also she apparently rejected some guy named dave who was desperately in love with her

    • @thedeekabides
      @thedeekabides 2 года назад +10

      You have nice cheekbones

    • @kodiibearv
      @kodiibearv 2 года назад +9

      i also got a lot of wrong numbers asking for someone named rachel?????? is this just like a thing that happens???? i got a voicemail from her grandparents singing her happy birthday, and then they forgot to turn the voicemail off so it just stayed on the line for three very awkward minutes. it was honestly kinda sweet.

    • @Lasizie
      @Lasizie 2 года назад +4

      Two years in, the hospital still calls looking for Diana.

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 Год назад +1

      ​@@kodiibearv you have nice cheekbones

  • @vincentcastro1117
    @vincentcastro1117 5 лет назад +502

    "Damn is it bad?"
    "Yup"
    ...
    🤙🤙🤙🤙

    • @mhesus
      @mhesus 5 лет назад +8

      😎😎🤙🤙

    • @willsniff4644
      @willsniff4644 5 лет назад +6

      🤙🤙😎😎🤑😫😩

    • @mhesus
      @mhesus 5 лет назад +5

      😎😎🤙😭😭🤑😔😃🗿

    • @bigmac_2006
      @bigmac_2006 5 лет назад +1

      👈😎🤘

    • @inkystix5327
      @inkystix5327 5 лет назад +1

      Vincent Castro 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤙🤙🤙🤙

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +167

    5:08 I’m pretty sure that’s because in Thai the word for five is ‘ha’, so Thai people use 555 instead of hahaha

    • @VoidPants
      @VoidPants 5 лет назад +2

      Dylan Chouinard 555555555

    • @Amerplaygames
      @Amerplaygames 5 лет назад

      Dylan Chouinard 55555555

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 5 лет назад +5

      You would've thought that he would've put that bit at 5:55 in the video but no.

  • @antonioteles5169
    @antonioteles5169 5 лет назад +271

    drew is actually pretty fine i mean hmu

    • @sefsprite
      @sefsprite 5 лет назад +8

      Antônio de Assis that’s gay ngl

    • @sylophone
      @sylophone 4 года назад +12

      @@sefsprite 🥵

    • @deesenuts8730
      @deesenuts8730 4 года назад +5

      tvtropesfan thats the point. I'll woosh myself thanks lmfao

    • @antonioteles5169
      @antonioteles5169 4 года назад +13

      @@sefsprite so am i smh

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 4 года назад +4

      God yes

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s 5 лет назад +869

    Yin yang.
    Eyes.
    Fire.
    Leotard, leotard.
    Drip.
    Dragon.
    Soccerball.
    Your beautiful.

    • @infinity001plus1
      @infinity001plus1 5 лет назад +53

      _My beautiful?_

    • @gorft4stic
      @gorft4stic 5 лет назад +23

      InfinitY_001
      NO! IT’S MINE! >:( KEEP YOUR GRUBBY HANDS TO YOU’RE SELF!

    • @PTEC
      @PTEC 5 лет назад +18

      poetry

    • @brooked982
      @brooked982 5 лет назад +6

      @@gorft4stic I thought I wasn't self!

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 5 лет назад +9

      Such a touching poem

  • @joricameron7132
    @joricameron7132 5 лет назад +531

    "do you want to see my body?"
    I almost spit my drink everywhere

  • @sebsational123
    @sebsational123 5 лет назад +125

    At 11:57 I accidentally pressed play on my headphones which made "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails start playing and I listened to the otter part of the song thinking it was just a VERY long gag

  • @yaboispacemcgee4999
    @yaboispacemcgee4999 5 лет назад +347

    5:06 i’m not sure where but i think in some places 5’s are used to type out laughing? idk i heard that somewhere a long time ago lol
    edit: wow, so many likes! glad this fact i heard years ago is educational. thanks to all the replies telling me people do this in Thailand

    • @robertvlaho
      @robertvlaho 5 лет назад +1

      Indonesia?

    • @FreezepondMapping
      @FreezepondMapping 5 лет назад +66

      They do that in Thailand. In Thai, their word for "five" is pronounced "ha."

    • @talynhastime9343
      @talynhastime9343 5 лет назад +29

      @@FreezepondMapping The more you know! *rainbow*

    • @mrblooper1994
      @mrblooper1994 5 лет назад +3

      In Thai maybe? They also do that in my thigh but let's not mention my speaking thigh.... SHUT UP JOHN WE'RE OUTSIDE PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M CRAZY

    • @FreezepondMapping
      @FreezepondMapping 5 лет назад +6

      Thicc thigh

  • @brizzlefizzle
    @brizzlefizzle 5 лет назад +138

    9:25 "lol dang okay" I'm screaming lmao

  • @pineapple7024
    @pineapple7024 5 лет назад +71

    That first one was actually strangely wholesome

  • @teamphone8619
    @teamphone8619 5 лет назад +519

    if someone sent u a message like this
    555555555
    that probably mean they are thai .Because in Thailand the number 5 is pronounced ha

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 5 лет назад +28

      Whoa, nice

    • @georgethakur
      @georgethakur 5 лет назад +30

      Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @asdfghjklzxcvbnm6874
      @asdfghjklzxcvbnm6874 5 лет назад +17

      this dude keep sending me "I want to 69 u" what does it meant?

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 5 лет назад +2

      i have ascended to Godhood
      Later, foolish mortals! I have learned new things on a universal level!!
      55555555555!!!!!!

  • @Sinshine-Lennypops
    @Sinshine-Lennypops 5 лет назад +128

    His impressions and accents are just amazing

  • @jav8094
    @jav8094 5 лет назад +251

    Can’t wait to say “Why?” to any future confessions

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 года назад +7

      You act like you'll ever get any of those

    • @jav8094
      @jav8094 4 года назад +12

      The Only Joke Here Is Me As a woman, it’s just part of everyday life unfortunately

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 года назад +4

      Sadly, I don't know how to write in Patrick Star's voice.
      i love you.

    • @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna
      @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna 4 года назад +1

      @@jav8094 I LOVE YOU!

    • @screamingperson999
      @screamingperson999 3 года назад

      Notice me senpai!

  • @parkzm21
    @parkzm21 5 лет назад +172

    the voice you do at 9:10 is literally my favourite voice that you do. keep doing what you do buddy! i absolutely love all your uploads :)

    • @isaacrobertson4374
      @isaacrobertson4374 5 лет назад +5

      It sounds exactly like one of Chris D’Elia’s voice

    • @tinachristina9669
      @tinachristina9669 5 лет назад +1

      The "lol dang okay" lowkey sounded like casey frey😂

    • @scarface1877
      @scarface1877 4 года назад

      It sounds like Hank Hill or Beavis from Beavis and Butthead

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +298

    _a better sequel doesn’t exist_

  • @YayaFeiLong
    @YayaFeiLong 5 лет назад +256

    7:49 So we're just not going to talk about how the pic is apparently from a website called *Jailbait Gallery*

    • @ice0re595
      @ice0re595 5 лет назад +54

      DUDE I KNOW, IDK WHY NOBODY ELSE IS SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT

    • @Ryan-sf8nf
      @Ryan-sf8nf 5 лет назад +50

      That’s kinda the whole point, the guy like declared his love for an underaged girl on jailbait gallery...

    • @chriswendi3825
      @chriswendi3825 4 года назад +25

      I think the reason it was funny was because the website is called jailbait gallery. Of course no one’s talking about it, it’s kinda the entire punchline

    • @creeperhunterD
      @creeperhunterD 3 года назад +2

      @@chriswendi3825 No it isn't...

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +7

      The fact that that's even a site apparently is crazy

  • @polaroidandroidjeff6383
    @polaroidandroidjeff6383 5 лет назад +284

    *I DONT PAY STRIPPERS THEY PAY ME*

  • @Beanz-on-Toast
    @Beanz-on-Toast 5 лет назад +148

    The military wife had me sad cringing. The poor baby! 😭

    • @iSMILEasAcureForUSal
      @iSMILEasAcureForUSal 4 года назад +28

      Parkour Pickle ikr! That’s so mean. She probably has it so hard and genuinely needed help and instead of being sensitive to her needs that person was so ungrateful. That just makes me so angry and I wanna give the wife a hug.

    • @raf4320
      @raf4320 4 года назад +10

      Honestly, call me heartless but I wouldn't work 5 hours for that wage. It just seems unfair for the opposite party

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 4 года назад +16

      @@raf4320 they could just not take the job instead of being rude about even if it was for their mom but considering the wife get 12 an hour there isn't much she can pay and she's doing 20 and hour

    • @BartimaeusTrilogyFan
      @BartimaeusTrilogyFan 4 года назад +14

      @@raf4320 Then don't respond to the ad at all, or just say you won't be able to make that work politely. No need to shame someone who's obviously in a bad spot and can't do anything about it.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 года назад

      @@BartimaeusTrilogyFan if 12$ an hour is so terrible, why should someone else work for 4$ an hour for her??

  • @moxygirlhey
    @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +251

    Is that ‘strippers pay me ‘ post from hardrock nick ? Lol

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 5 лет назад +73

    9:26
    He asked a creepy question, but at least he was totally fine with her answer.

  • @potato_salad9346
    @potato_salad9346 5 лет назад +70

    Just when I think I've heard every Sorrow TV voice there is to hear, he brings out a new one with a new level of hilarity. You win, Sorrow TV

  • @irlrosie
    @irlrosie 5 лет назад +272

    Oh wow 3:42 is me lol

    • @tuffylaw
      @tuffylaw 4 года назад +10

      I knew that was you!

    • @brianrodriguez8282
      @brianrodriguez8282 4 года назад +16

      55555555555555555555555555555

    • @dyzaaster
      @dyzaaster 4 года назад +7

      thats a really cute cat

    • @user-ed1by1vy3x
      @user-ed1by1vy3x 4 года назад

      haa yess I recognised you didn’t believe that you were there

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 4 года назад +23

      why were you talking to a woman like that?

  • @tisajokt7676
    @tisajokt7676 5 лет назад +197

    Somebody once told me the world was pepperoni
    I had some salami in my shed
    He was looking at my thumb
    with his finger on a gun
    And I said, "don't you shoot that gun, please."
    But, he shot the gun and now I'm dead
    Got the food and not the [momentary pause searching for rhyme] bread
    And the salami is toast
    Got the bread and I got the most
    I am focused on the bread--

  • @Kiabeta
    @Kiabeta 5 лет назад +436

    4:34 Mi stands for Michigan not Miami 0/10 reported blocked unsubbed

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 5 лет назад +41

      Minesotta: am I joke to you?

    • @donotperceivethefrog
      @donotperceivethefrog 5 лет назад +16

      Kos 291 Minnesota is abbreviated as MN

    • @kevinhidalgo5947
      @kevinhidalgo5947 5 лет назад +52

      Sorrow: Miami
      Michigan: **sad michigan noises**

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 лет назад +2

      ngl i thought Mi was Mississippi

    • @Roostest
      @Roostest 5 лет назад

      @hobi is on crack *cries in racism*

  • @FuzzyFirechu
    @FuzzyFirechu 5 лет назад +67

    Dude legit managed to extend a p sound
    I'm impressed

  • @mushroompoet
    @mushroompoet 5 лет назад +54

    2:26 Still not convinced that Rachel wasn't the one texting... That picture was obviously taken by someone else, both of the dudes hands are in the picture.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +16

      That's what I'm saying imagine the absolute troll

    • @JoHarryDaddee
      @JoHarryDaddee 4 года назад +30

      Maybe he used a timer, although i like the idea of Rachel taking that pic 😄

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc 4 года назад +18

      legit?? i've totally had a creep do this to me (sadly he didn't fake being a text bot) and I legit used (with permission ofc) a pic of my friend to say it wasn't me.
      for context, he has contacted my family on social media instead when I don't respond. fucker was crazy.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +2

      chemical brrn oof, i hope something like that never happens to me

    • @drnogueiras8783
      @drnogueiras8783 4 года назад +3

      Or he just happens to have a girlfriend...

  • @thatoneswordguy
    @thatoneswordguy 4 года назад +27

    "I like you."
    "Why?"
    *SAME.*

  • @chillatrix
    @chillatrix 5 лет назад +32

    To be fair abt the two wolves, you're gay meme, homeboy *did* wait a whole ass hour

  • @Kalmight
    @Kalmight 5 лет назад +18

    4:08 i love how even industry veteran sir SorrowTV couldn't say that one with a straight voice.

  • @mels_prosaic8462
    @mels_prosaic8462 5 лет назад +28

    The Rachel one was the best "ok liberal" what a legend

  • @TheeKittyPie
    @TheeKittyPie 4 года назад +36

    9:10 the voice he did for this one killed me

  • @XDlosDominicans
    @XDlosDominicans 5 лет назад +76

    "Ok liberal don't respond then"
    had me in tears! hhaahha

  • @imnotnuggets
    @imnotnuggets 5 лет назад +91

    "I am focused on the bread"
    AWW YEAH BBY MAKE THAT CASH MONEY

  • @xx_zrx_xx
    @xx_zrx_xx 5 лет назад +56

    mAn, if i had a *_OOF_*
    *uH- niCKeL **_I MEANT NiCKEL_*

    • @fops.5178
      @fops.5178 4 года назад +1

      oh god oh fuck sorrow sai-

  • @octopleb9370
    @octopleb9370 5 лет назад +69

    Ok but for some reason I'm cracking up over the "no"

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 5 лет назад +839

    Boys I've got a question. Why do people say beating cancer is hard when I'm already on stage 4?

    • @NachoXOfficial
      @NachoXOfficial 5 лет назад +73

      Lmao, noob. I'm already dead

    • @Wakaflockaflexxx
      @Wakaflockaflexxx 5 лет назад +31

      Stolen jokes from a fucking games of thrones viewer, what a day lmaoo

    • @myno1754
      @myno1754 5 лет назад +11

      BuT tHaT mEaNs It GoT wOrSe

    • @1scarymonsters1
      @1scarymonsters1 5 лет назад +40

      @@Wakaflockaflexxx who cares if it's stolen? Still pretty funny imo. Don't be an asshole.

    • @madeintimeland
      @madeintimeland 5 лет назад +5

      i have a question too. How many memes have you stolen?

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
    @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 года назад +10

    I love how Drew knew that the random number was a person and immediately replied with "hey"

  • @yahney-marie
    @yahney-marie 5 лет назад +193

    was that ben shapiro texting rachel

  • @itsadogboy5880
    @itsadogboy5880 5 лет назад +175

    Do more singing with your hamster.
    Edit: also what’s his name he’s got a little fluffy butt

    • @toffletorte
      @toffletorte 5 лет назад +14

      Jumping Doggo i need to know this fluffy butt’s name, tho i’m hoping it’s “little fluffy butt.”

    • @Yoseqlo1
      @Yoseqlo1 5 лет назад +2

      No, man, those are aberrations straight from hell's buthole. According to RUclips, that is.

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt 5 лет назад

      Yoseqlo Yoseloq it’s apparitions not Abberations

    • @FirstNameLastName10101
      @FirstNameLastName10101 5 лет назад +4

      His hamsters name is “BBQ” or “Q” I can’t remember which

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 5 лет назад +3

      The hamster's name is Q
      He is the BB, Q
      :y

  • @masonpines6349
    @masonpines6349 4 года назад +15

    I love listening to my boi tryin not to break at “big samurai and geisha ancestors.”

  • @ChirumboloFilm
    @ChirumboloFilm 5 лет назад +15

    Just curious if you have ever auditioned for voice over work. You have an incredible range of voices and characters that you do incredibly well. You’ve quickly become one of my all time favorites on RUclips. Add the music, singing, humor and timing. It’s all just really impressive. I used to do the same stuff for comedy radio stuff in NY and I can’t imagine you would have to audition long before you started getting call backs.

  • @KutsaiChan
    @KutsaiChan 5 лет назад +282

    Sorrow my boy, MI is Michigan not Miami
    I still love ya tho 💕💖

    • @Teirusu155
      @Teirusu155 5 лет назад +9

      I figured someone'd say this XP

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 5 лет назад +16

      I saw that and I thought “oh good grief he’s from my state”

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 лет назад +1

      @@kamilee4123 yikes you poor soul

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 4 года назад +7

      The good ol' state of Miami.

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 4 года назад

      Thank you

  • @quirkiebean793
    @quirkiebean793 3 года назад +8

    That doctors appointment was like an example of a AI message bot slowly having a crisis.

  • @Jsmooth3269
    @Jsmooth3269 5 лет назад +60

    Those hospital sounds in the background had me rolling!😂

    • @hibye-ht1fr
      @hibye-ht1fr 5 лет назад +8

      The guitar riff had me dying

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 5 лет назад +3

      In your Grave?!
      Ok I go now

  • @xidropkillzx3246
    @xidropkillzx3246 5 лет назад +44

    I cringed my pants is my new favorite phrase

  • @cameronsadam
    @cameronsadam 5 лет назад +51

    are u Japanese?
    Sorta
    MARRY ME MAYBE?

  • @megugu2155
    @megugu2155 4 года назад +18

    THE JUICY PUCCI COMING FROM THE BIG SAMURAI AND GEISHA ANCESTORS
    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS AFTER A YEAR LATER

  • @kristinag9968
    @kristinag9968 5 лет назад +35

    THE AMANDA SHOW!!! I APPRECIATE THAT REFERENCE SO MUCH!

  • @quirkiebean793
    @quirkiebean793 3 года назад +8

    The voices this man makes is what gives me the confidence for humanity.

  • @RebeccaKatsuya
    @RebeccaKatsuya 5 лет назад +74

    "That's just petty. You don't need to resort to lying now. We should resolve this like mature adults."
    That, from the absolute creep who pretended to be an appoinment bot!
    Who then went full HAL 9000 with the creepy "we know you are there" bit, & follows then that with essentially; "hey you shouldn't lie, you should be more mature."
    *What?!*

  • @calebjohnson7592
    @calebjohnson7592 5 лет назад +18

    >"If your ever in miami"
    >"mi"
    I died.

  • @alderblanco2282
    @alderblanco2282 5 лет назад +15

    Total missed opportunity for the lyrics to be "and the salami is toast, got the bread and I'm a ghost"

  • @WonderstruckGuy
    @WonderstruckGuy 5 лет назад +25

    That thumbnail is my face when the person before me doesn't flush

  • @exvious6066
    @exvious6066 5 лет назад +32

    If I had a nickel for every time that Sorrow has said the nword I would have at least one

  • @qpauline100
    @qpauline100 4 года назад +9

    "Gay, gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay gay gay, gay, you are gay." I loved that part.

  • @cadebowman4582
    @cadebowman4582 5 лет назад +44

    3:40 i think thats IRLrosie, she does scammer prank videos. Great channel tbh

    • @MercuryCat
      @MercuryCat 5 лет назад

      Cade Bowman yep, that’s IRLrosie. I feel so bad for her having to deal with that

    • @qohaw_2883
      @qohaw_2883 5 лет назад

      so does she do prank scams or does she prank scammers xD

    • @justinleake318
      @justinleake318 5 лет назад

      @@qohaw_2883 She pranks scammers, she baits them in for the sole reason of trolling them, its funny stuff.

    • @siouxsie_s
      @siouxsie_s 5 лет назад

      Qohaw _ she pranks scammers by pretending to be famous celebrities or pranks by doing a certain accent

  • @liammalone9263
    @liammalone9263 5 лет назад +14

    Dude, you always pick such great background music

  • @randomchicken01
    @randomchicken01 5 лет назад +16

    I just noticed that's "And I Love Her" by the Beatles in the background, nice!

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 5 лет назад +38

    That first convo went so far 360 that Xbox owns it.

  • @tsg_frank
    @tsg_frank 5 лет назад +60

    This is a lot of cringe to unpack, glad you put your stamp over it though.
    Also poor Rachel