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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • don't fund a ho
    never fund a ho
    cause a ho won't fund me
    r/niceguys: goo.gl/PvnYg8
    r/quityourbullshit: goo.gl/D85pNq
    r/AntiMLM: goo.gl/GE3sz6
    r/woooosh: goo.gl/pdYhLT
    r/oopsdidntmeanto: goo.gl/wXxbf4
    r/nicegirls: goo.gl/wYy6RA
    r/choosingbeggars: goo.gl/H9WQha
    r/tumblr: goo.gl/RxcQo3
    @forexposure_txt: goo.gl/8Wbb2m
    r/oldpeoplefacebook: goo.gl/dyFwcN
    r/ Top Posts: goo.gl/q8ptsB
    Twitter: / sorrow_tv

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @sagemage1612
    @sagemage1612 5 лет назад +4801

    HDMI cables are like... $5 at walmart....

    • @juniperblank8201
      @juniperblank8201 5 лет назад +153

      its shipping to the brother

    • @schlichtnsbuh
      @schlichtnsbuh 5 лет назад +374

      @@juniperblank8201 Where does he live, on Mars?

    • @juniperblank8201
      @juniperblank8201 5 лет назад +191

      @@schlichtnsbuh yes

    • @bavarianmapper4566
      @bavarianmapper4566 5 лет назад +47

      yeah but what if you don't have a walmart in your town you spend $20 at the source
      they're slogan is "i want that" yeah i want that money screw it i'm driving 2 hours to go to a walmart

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 лет назад +55

      Also, every thrift store I've been to in the past few years has like a bucket of them for a buck or two.

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 5 лет назад +4049

    "Mother Nature didn't give me enough in certain areas if you know what I mean."
    Yeah, absolutely! You're talking about your brain!

  • @justasmltwngir1732
    @justasmltwngir1732 5 лет назад +2302

    i actually really liked sorrow's message about building trust with your parents

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 4 года назад +127

      Yes. Everyone needs to learn that you can’t just expect someone to bail you out of your mistakes, and need to know how to take fricken responsibility

    • @tall_prince
      @tall_prince 4 года назад +7

      Yeah

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 3 года назад +49

      shout outs to parents that literally support people and groups that go against their child's life :)

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 3 года назад +4

      shit its 420, pretend I liked it

    • @guacamolebasedterror
      @guacamolebasedterror 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, god knows I've done things and fucked up so royally that there was just no avoiding the consequences.

  • @unfalsifiable9250
    @unfalsifiable9250 4 года назад +3019

    The ""song""" at the end activated my fight-or-flight response.

    • @BayOfWulf
      @BayOfWulf 4 года назад +175

      Fadlan Irwan I thought you were being harsh til i actually heard it
      im totally on board now

    • @raspberry1054
      @raspberry1054 4 года назад +30

      who was the girl who made it

    • @naiynismytag
      @naiynismytag 4 года назад +86

      The fucking eye roll she did at the end of the song made me want to punch her sooooo bad

    • @exactly_518
      @exactly_518 4 года назад +15

      Flight

    • @Starzoh
      @Starzoh 4 года назад +13

      What is the fucking source

  • @Mausi192837465
    @Mausi192837465 6 лет назад +1607

    Help me buy a castle before I am born

    • @spensershort5200
      @spensershort5200 6 лет назад +48

      Only if you help me buy a castle after I die

    • @Cuggaconroyfan30001
      @Cuggaconroyfan30001 6 лет назад +34

      Spenser Short That is called a pyramid

    • @spensershort5200
      @spensershort5200 6 лет назад +3

      @@Cuggaconroyfan30001 only if I'm king. In which case the plea would be "help me become king before I'm born and build a castle after I die"

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад

      xd thats not even possible stupid lol xd xdxdxd

    • @marcellabutay1090
      @marcellabutay1090 6 лет назад

      @カプ・テテフ Double woooosh

  • @jessicaslater4243
    @jessicaslater4243 6 лет назад +417

    "I want to own a house before 18. I've been told it's impossible."
    It is, because a contract signed by someone under 18 isn't legally binding, and like 90% of buying a house is signing a shitload of contracts.

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 3 года назад +28

      I think there are some specific scenarios in which this could be possible but they would probably have to be legally emancipated first

  • @_JayRamsey_
    @_JayRamsey_ 5 лет назад +3022

    That girl has no business making "music" until she spends some time with a metronome.

    • @maxbites23
      @maxbites23 5 лет назад +275

      She should be posted on r/delusionalartists

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 лет назад +139

      I have about 7 years of music training under my belt. I agree so strongly it hurts.

    • @capnskiddies
      @capnskiddies 5 лет назад +160

      Helen Keller could make better music. Edit, I am only self taught but none of the "notes" she's "singing" are found on any properly tuned piano or guitar. My arse makes more harmonious music.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 лет назад +40

      @@capnskiddies well said my internet brother.

    • @DemonicMonic
      @DemonicMonic 5 лет назад +85

      "Skeet skeet"

  • @Don-ze1lg
    @Don-ze1lg 6 лет назад +479

    My younger brother spent his tuition for the next quarter of college on a motorcycle, he hasn't told our parents about it and has been keeping it at a friends house. Now he is begging me and my sister to help him pay for college and the two speeding tickets he has gotten. He has about 9 days to make ~$2300 and I am waiting in great suspense for what is going to happen.

  • @rorymadonald439
    @rorymadonald439 5 лет назад +160

    3:31 why doesn’t this dude make a post on fiver or Facebook saying he’s an amateur photographer and willing to take photos for a good price

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 4 года назад +29

      No no no that requires _effort_

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 года назад +9

      That shit requires him actually delivering something which is a no-no for him, besides he wants people to pay for his vacation.

    • @Sinistralitee
      @Sinistralitee 2 месяца назад +1

      He doesnt want to offer his services to people, he wants people to buy the garbage photographs he took.

  • @WholesomeLad
    @WholesomeLad 6 лет назад +7966

    Wait is this video free?

    • @jtheman4678
      @jtheman4678 6 лет назад +412

      No, you have to send me $15 everytime you watch this video. Please leave your credit card information below. Thank you and have a good day.

    • @emilior934
      @emilior934 6 лет назад +170

      Wholesome Lad I payed attention.

    • @SpottedPredator
      @SpottedPredator 6 лет назад +9

      Wholesome Lad yoi đi pay him with adds so no, it not free

    • @fakuri913
      @fakuri913 6 лет назад +94

      it's a free real estate

    • @pentry20
      @pentry20 6 лет назад +18

      Wholesome Lad wifi\phone data isnt free so no it actually isnt

  • @wp6192
    @wp6192 6 лет назад +411

    I'm more trusting of an Nigerian Price on Gmail than these people.

    • @burzwild2292
      @burzwild2292 6 лет назад +14

      NintendoWolf Why would you buy Gmail from Nigeria? Their prices arent even that good!

    • @danabananaz
      @danabananaz 6 лет назад +6

      Well he is a prince

    • @J-D03
      @J-D03 6 лет назад +3

      I mean would you truly let down a Prince?

    • @carlcunningham7750
      @carlcunningham7750 6 лет назад +2

      Thunder Enforcer I dunno, the Nigerian finance minister emailed me and said he thought the Infamous Scammer 419 had stolen my money, and he could help compensation!

    • @smileymctrashbag
      @smileymctrashbag 6 лет назад

      Yeah, man. Those prices for Nigeria are nuts.

  • @dragon_biscuits
    @dragon_biscuits 6 лет назад +212

    I'm now imagining Sorrow TV petting a little hamster, and it's adorable.

  • @darkhoodchief
    @darkhoodchief 5 лет назад +664

    _FuNd My LiPsEnSe AdDiCtIoN_
    *NO*

  • @notsure1367
    @notsure1367 6 лет назад +270

    A HDMI cable is like $5 at Wal-Mart why would you put that on gofundme

    • @kelseyhorton8514
      @kelseyhorton8514 6 лет назад +20

      STUFF DONE if you don't have $5.

    • @cheeseyasscheek9186
      @cheeseyasscheek9186 6 лет назад +3

      Kelsey Horton you have access to a computer

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 6 лет назад +1

      Dude my friend bought one for like 50 there thats crazy

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 6 лет назад +5

      Your friend is a dumbass then. All cables are functionally the same, a $5 HDMI cable will be just as good as a $50 one lmao

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 лет назад

      Marc Liar liar broek on fire

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou 6 лет назад +2500

    Okay but why is nobody talking about that hamster?? It's so cute, I love it :D

    • @honkandursun9402
      @honkandursun9402 6 лет назад +53

      One fuzzy boi

    • @spagetticat3468
      @spagetticat3468 6 лет назад +43

      THAT HAMSTER IS THE SHIT

    • @derkiwijoghurt6435
      @derkiwijoghurt6435 6 лет назад +94

      But it is living in a cage that is wayyy to small please.
      It's quite easy to inform about good hamster cages on the internet though...

    • @autumn1836
      @autumn1836 6 лет назад +75

      Der Kiwi Joguhrt Check his twitter, you can see the full size of the cage on there. He has two cages connected via tube to give the fuzzy guy enough space.

    • @magicavocado6528
      @magicavocado6528 6 лет назад +6

      Small furbabies are literally babies 💕❤

  • @SkyWireMashups
    @SkyWireMashups 5 лет назад +375

    "Essential Oils in the classroom" I never cringed so hard

    • @ibcheel9021
      @ibcheel9021 4 года назад +19

      Yelp and wait for that kid who's allergic...

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 года назад +15

      It’s like:
      *Neurotoxins in the classroom!*

    • @swordhunter12
      @swordhunter12 4 года назад +8

      @@tsuksaamane5191 In my experience, Teatree oil can help to fight infections. Essential oils aren't completely useless, but you do need to at least have some basic knowledge of aromatherapy, and most people peddling this stuff don't, they just treat it like a miracle cure.
      In practice, what these people do is like drinking industrial alcohol to get a buzz on.

    • @wownowcow
      @wownowcow 4 года назад +5

      Lavender is also toxic to cats. The more you know

    • @deathkitten109
      @deathkitten109 4 года назад +3

      How did it raise over $200???

  • @pangolothian
    @pangolothian 6 лет назад +514

    I'm having a cringe seizure at that outro song. I need someone to pay for my medical bills because like her I'm also between jobs. Capitalism is like so not okay you guys.

    • @alezarde211
      @alezarde211 6 лет назад +19

      Bea-MT I developed 8 tumors from that outro

    • @eevee1583
      @eevee1583 6 лет назад

      Bea-MT
      Capitalism is a bitch

    • @literatedouchebag
      @literatedouchebag 6 лет назад +5

      HER NAME IS ABBY BROWN AND SHE IS A CRINGE GEM

  • @ashleysanchez1163
    @ashleysanchez1163 6 лет назад +558

    I have a chronic illness and I cannot work. You know what I started to do? Dog walking. That way I can still earn money and be able to rest when needed. My father said he would take care of me (I’m 18) but I sure as hell am not gonna be a moocher. If I can earn money while barely being able to function, these loser can too!

    • @akaltar
      @akaltar 6 лет назад +113

      Just a random uninvited comment, but you may wanna try programming or something you can do from home as a freelancer. It's not as hard as people make it out to be, you just need to spend a lot of time on it before you are productive.

    • @goldenpig6453
      @goldenpig6453 6 лет назад +126

      +Kenny Miller +Ray Ray
      You seem to misinterpret what he means. While yes, his impairment (if you mind me calling it that; if you don't then i'll edit my comment to a different word) is pretty serious, a vast majority of people would rather want to work, walk around, and be a part of contributing society instead of staying in a hospital for a majority of their lives (and really, wno can blame them?) After all, he did state it was a *chronic* illness, so it's likely to stay for a while, if not for the rest of his life.

    • @todor6217
      @todor6217 6 лет назад +31

      very well said Ethan

    • @CaptainTard
      @CaptainTard 6 лет назад +18

      Ethan Shackelford so it's not like my crippling depression where I can only cure it by stepping on black legos.

    • @kristen9296
      @kristen9296 6 лет назад +46

      Boop Loop awesome story! I don’t know you but I’m proud you are doing your best at your own pace and staying healthy and strong. I hope you get better soon! 💓

  • @OwentheKingofDudes
    @OwentheKingofDudes 4 года назад +114

    Guys, help me, I'm scared. As I was watching the story at 1:45 & she brought up her vacations, I immediately thought "hey, you're already taking off work for the surgical rehab! THAT can be your vacation!" I'M TURNING INTO A BOOMER! I can already feel the cold can of Monster Energy Ultra in my hand & the lawnmower vibrating underneath me.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +18

      OwentheKingofDudes holy shit call the boomer police

  • @sithgem301
    @sithgem301 6 лет назад +334

    plot twist: the hamster's the one running the channel

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 6 лет назад +2

      What do you think the mask's for?

    • @sharkzoomer
      @sharkzoomer 6 лет назад

      sithgem well obviously, who do you think pays the bills?

    • @AnimeDreamer141
      @AnimeDreamer141 6 лет назад

      ratatoullie style

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 года назад

      I think you may have been right. The channel died with the hamster.

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 лет назад +1347

    Have you ever sat back and imagined the life of dog toys within the Toy Story universe?

    • @sadesemolu
      @sadesemolu 6 лет назад +212

      Uriah Siner Considering that the ultimate goal of all toys in the movie series is just to be played with, its probably no different for dog toys. And given the fact that they're build for that kind of rough play, they probably don't mind it or rather enjoy it bc they're forfilling their purpose in life.

    • @whyarepeoplesubscribedtome
      @whyarepeoplesubscribedtome 6 лет назад +179

      MrLittleSam wow, dog toys are kinky as shit.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 6 лет назад +92

      Suicidal masochists, all of them.

    • @lisaelliott5006
      @lisaelliott5006 6 лет назад +33

      Sid’s house

    • @guadalupemontero902
      @guadalupemontero902 6 лет назад +67

      What about...sex toys...?.

  • @linkjokerfanboy9258
    @linkjokerfanboy9258 6 лет назад +238

    "don't fund a ho
    never fund a ho
    cause a ho won't fund me"
    legend

  • @cjekajlf
    @cjekajlf 6 лет назад +96

    anyone concerned about the hamster, after checking sorrow's twitter, that small cage is just connected to a much bigger and more suitable cage

    • @isislee919
      @isislee919 6 лет назад +2

      Justin Dustbin the larger cage is still too small unfortunately

    • @ultraviolent
      @ultraviolent 6 лет назад +8

      no... hamsters don't use the 'y-axis' space of a cage... their primary concern is the 'x-axis' space... you need to give hamsters places to dig and such if you want it to live a long, happy life.. in the same way that most hermit crabs are given poor living spaces as well, pets that are sold cheap & conveniently end up living poor lifestyles due to their owners not knowing any better v_v

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Год назад

      @@isislee919How?

  • @croosz1959
    @croosz1959 6 лет назад +433

    *MORE*
    *HAMSTER*

    • @malum3091
      @malum3091 6 лет назад +3

      YAS

    • @vicentheguzman3349
      @vicentheguzman3349 6 лет назад +6

      We need more ham ham

    • @AG-ed3ev
      @AG-ed3ev 6 лет назад +3

      I hate to be that person...But he needs a bigger cage. Critter trails aren’t suitable for those little guys. 🙈🙈 Sorry! But I agree. The hammy is cute :D

  • @apolloandwarrior_3229
    @apolloandwarrior_3229 5 лет назад +175

    I tried a go fund me when my dog broke his leg, he's a tiny little freak. Even when he was stuck in a splint he was running around playing with Buster. But he did get the surgery half of the price then one in the twin cities. He is adorable and the vet who helped him recover from surgery even sent a pic to her boyfriend. And he was only 4 months old when the surgery took place, but he's all okay and well and when we got the heavy snow, he thought he could walk on snow and face planted at the bottom of the steps

    • @aradia9726
      @aradia9726 4 года назад +34

      THIS is what go fund me is for.

    • @kaybadberg534
      @kaybadberg534 4 года назад +17

      I donated to a surgery for a dog that was recently adopted from a shelter and had about 5 heartworms on his heart. His name is Rory and he is doing well.

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 4 года назад +6

      @@kaybadberg534 I'm so glad! I hope he gets a good home with lots of treats. Also my pfp is of Apollo the dog that broke his leg

    • @CPRCUS
      @CPRCUS 4 года назад +2

      Aw what a precious dog

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 4 года назад +2

      @@CPRCUS Yea, an expensive one too. He's fat and spoiled now. He's also the dog in my pfp with the flower crown.

  • @unculturedswine7993
    @unculturedswine7993 6 лет назад +1405

    Ok.. so after listening to her rap, I need to start a GoFundMe so I can light myself on fire with some diesel. I'll take pictures with everything I buy with your money. Also, I'm in between jobs.

    • @bumblebitxh6370
      @bumblebitxh6370 6 лет назад +48

      Uncultured Swine Oh so now you gotta take MORE money from us to use DIESEL?! Every heard of REGULAR UNLEADED?!?! Fucking disgusting...

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 6 лет назад +38

      Cosmic Hellcat
      Diesel burns better. The boi needs money and quality to self-immolate.

    • @truesight5098
      @truesight5098 6 лет назад +20

      but do you need new tits and a speeding ticket paid?

    • @Thosewithnonames
      @Thosewithnonames 6 лет назад +7

      Steven Bills actually diesel is rather hard to light on fire. Gasoline is a much better choice as it is the vapours that burn and gas has a lower boiling point.

    • @KogasaGaSagasa
      @KogasaGaSagasa 6 лет назад +9

      Hey what if we ignite each other for fuel because honest to god we'll both save money that way just cashapp me seventeen grand and we can buy a box of gold-tipped diamond-encrusted matches to get lit.

  • @zealous_fervor
    @zealous_fervor 6 лет назад +293

    "I'm between jobs"
    and the only job opportunities are lost in the void between your brows.

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 6 лет назад +2

      And the tattoo on her cheek

    • @lindseyw5023
      @lindseyw5023 6 лет назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/rdNQJYyr6Pg/видео.html

    • @theewildrose
      @theewildrose 5 лет назад +3

      The other day I heard someone say that crazy people always have fucked up eyebrows and I definitely think that's true

    • @SonicTheFrenchHorn
      @SonicTheFrenchHorn 5 лет назад

      @@lindseyw5023 That was uncalled for.

  • @Rohitroy-xp3di
    @Rohitroy-xp3di 6 лет назад +340

    Mother nature didn't give me *enough in certain areas*

  • @tracep.9900
    @tracep.9900 6 лет назад +1006

    whats frustrating about these gofundme posts, is they get funded half the time. my house is close to getting condemned and we needed help to get it fixed, and when I made a gofundme for any help to preventing it, I was called out for being a "Scam" or "fake" when it was the genuine article. Yet we have people who want hand outs for all expenses paid vacation, or a new car. I am sorry, but the city breaking a waterline next to my house, flooding it and refusing to accept responsibilities when it nearly destroys my house, and insurance refuses to cover damages because "it's an artificial flood" makes it hard to find empathy for those who want to go to london or japan for a photography trip

    • @danij1586
      @danij1586 6 лет назад +31

      dandanthetaximan lawyers cost money

    • @tracep.9900
      @tracep.9900 6 лет назад +66

      @Oceanic Dangernoodle
      You can claim I am full of shit all you want, doesn't change the fact that I am on the verge of loosing my home

    • @tracep.9900
      @tracep.9900 6 лет назад +63

      @dandanthetaximan
      No, I haven't responded because I am on the verge of losing my home, so I don't have the time to jump on youtube to respond to comments, and I don't have the money to pay for internet, and @oceanic Dangernoodle is an asinine prick because he is acting as if he's seen the documentation, the condition of my home, and has seen the (apparently fake) emotional trauma my family has gone through. If I had the eight grand to even speak to a lawyer, I would, on top of the tens of thousands of dollars to even take the people to court. Or better yet, use that money to fix my fucking house

    • @tracep.9900
      @tracep.9900 6 лет назад +91

      It's called getting home from a night shift little child

    • @tracep.9900
      @tracep.9900 6 лет назад +45

      Right, because you have documented evidence of the fact

  • @n.s.955
    @n.s.955 6 лет назад +437

    Can we just get a full video of you interacting with the hamster? Cuz that is one cute little fluffernutter

    • @renkunn
      @renkunn 6 лет назад +9

      Canis Lupis you would know Kazuichi.

    • @kxightable
      @kxightable 6 лет назад +3

      A fluffernutter is a term I haven't heard before... And I am disappointed in myself that my mind instantly thought of some furry shit. Send help, I know way too many furries for my own good. /s (But actually I am disappointed in myself for that wtf even.)

    • @uhoh8150
      @uhoh8150 4 года назад +1

      thank you kazuichi

    • @aphrodieMonkey
      @aphrodieMonkey Год назад

      @@kxightable I hope youve actually tried a thick & authentic fluffernutter by now haha

  • @jessiec2220
    @jessiec2220 6 лет назад +368

    My mom who is 67 told me she heard on the news about people getting money thru GoFundMe and kickstarter she doesn't use the internet. She told me she wants to start one asking for money and she would say how she is 67 and struggling. My mom doesn't work but gets 3000+ dollars a month because of pension and having 4 borders living in her house. She is so bad with money and will buy huge purchases she doesn't need or can't use. She does not have any kind of savings. But she wants to tell people to give her money for no reason like these people.

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 6 лет назад +11

      r/thathappened

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 6 лет назад +38

      @@torreywhiting5402 what do you mean?

    • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
      @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 6 лет назад +21

      I would save that $3,000 so f*ckin fast and hard. You don't even know 😩😩😩

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 6 лет назад +49

      @@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 yup I wish she would. She has no retirement plan at all. I don't know what I'm going to do if she starts not being able to care for herself. Another thing she did was when my dad died he left us 15,000 each and it was supposed to be paid out monthly. Well she some how got it so she would get it all at once, she spent all her half on a pool and new furniture stuff like that, then takes my half because she didn't have any money left to pay the lawyer or funeral expenses.

    • @gaborhideg7665
      @gaborhideg7665 6 лет назад +70

      thats not normal, sue her if you got a will or proof that it was due to you, even if she is family, no reasonable mother should ever do this

  • @JosephCimaomo
    @JosephCimaomo 6 лет назад +445

    Give me $10,000 so I can get the entire menu at Wendy’s

  • @LightningRunner
    @LightningRunner 6 лет назад +178

    Aren't HDMI cables like 5 bucks anyways?

    • @liamwinters298
      @liamwinters298 6 лет назад +16

      Yes.

    • @josephschubert6561
      @josephschubert6561 6 лет назад +17

      I found some really fancy ones for $1,500 for 2 meters. But I think you could get by with a $10 dollar one if all you're using it for is Xbox.

    • @RaspberryCai
      @RaspberryCai 6 лет назад +11

      Joseph Schubert the expensive ones are just as good as the £1 ones, they don't really make any difference at all.

    • @jarls5890
      @jarls5890 6 лет назад +9

      Ah you're doing it wrong - you need the Nordost Valhalla 2 HDMI - at the sweet sweet price of USD 3000,- . per meter (approx 3ft)!

    • @babaganoush9237
      @babaganoush9237 6 лет назад +2

      I got a 3m HDMI cable for like 30 bux.

  • @fxckitskitty
    @fxckitskitty 5 лет назад +577

    I know the girl at 11:29 I'm ashamed to even say that 😂 she's a genuinely bad person tho so it's okay lmao

    • @firrigagamer8281
      @firrigagamer8281 5 лет назад +177

      ブラックゴースト- Hit her with a nail polish remover. I don’t know why, but I feel if you do, she’ll melt. It’s a hunch, but it’s an oddly specific hunch.

    • @batenurk
      @batenurk 5 лет назад +29

      My name is Abby brown bitch, welcome to my nightmare

    • @greedoMountain
      @greedoMountain 5 лет назад +14

      @@LuckyThicc no, the popr hamster! Use some bricks instead

    • @greedoMountain
      @greedoMountain 5 лет назад +8

      @@LuckyThicc poor*

    • @AbbyLynette
      @AbbyLynette 5 лет назад +33

      ブラックゴースト people with face tattoos usually are bad people

  • @verneve
    @verneve 6 лет назад +635

    The dog purchase ones disturb me. If you can't afford a dog, you also can't afford to care for one. I would consider donating to such a cause irresponsible. You're potentially putting an animal in danger by helping them.
    I was able to afford the adoption fee and excellent regular care for my pet and damn, it's been six months since my kitten got sick and died, and despite family and friends pitching in (via GoFundMe), I'm still paying off the debt I picked up from it (not complaining though -- that kitten was a sweetheart and helped me get through a lot emotionally, including his own death... I don't regret a single penny that helped us live together a little longer

    • @biancalien4577
      @biancalien4577 5 лет назад +10

      True. My cat got sick once - nothing too serious, he needed an x-ray, blood test, antibiotics and shots - and it was about 500€ or so. And (according to friends) that's cheap compared to what you would have to pay in the US. And food and litter for two cats is another 40€ or so per month.

    • @latentfuss711
      @latentfuss711 5 лет назад +26

      also, #AdoptDontShop it's cheaper and saves cats and dogs in shelters from having to be euthanized :(

    • @rotor7135
      @rotor7135 5 лет назад +14

      Same with the house. If you can’t afford the house, you can’t afford all the bills.

    • @letsgotomarsman
      @letsgotomarsman 5 лет назад

      Nameless User wrong

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 5 лет назад +5

      My cat got very sick at around 6 months because of fleas causing a lack of red blood cells. Just getting her a blood transfusion was expensive. I don't recall the amount, as I was about 16-17 (the cat is around 3 now). I simply recall my mom saying it cost a lot. She has thankfully had no other illnesses or injuries (cat is still unspayed and may have a chronic ear infection), but I nearly lost her, and would've been heartbroken.
      Really, fleas can be deadly to pets if left to breed exponentially. They drain their blood and the vet had told my mom that my kitten was at a 10% red blood cell count. If they ever become lethargic and refuse to eat/drink during a flea outbreak, take your pet to a vet immediately. We lost two other cats later on to this same problem.

  • @ikki_flavo
    @ikki_flavo 6 лет назад +349

    *_GIVE US AN HOUR LONG HAMSTER VID SORROW DAD_*

    • @wylowz6410
      @wylowz6410 6 лет назад +6

      *_YES_*

    • @misfitwhocares7554
      @misfitwhocares7554 6 лет назад +5

      I wanted to like this comment but it has 69 likes at the moment and I am to immature to change that
      Edit: it's not 69 anymore so I can give it finally a Like, tbh I'm half glad and half sad

    • @ikki_flavo
      @ikki_flavo 6 лет назад +3

      Misfit Whocares haha no sex number for you!

    • @misfitwhocares7554
      @misfitwhocares7554 6 лет назад +4

      just like in real life lmao

    • @ikki_flavo
      @ikki_flavo 6 лет назад +4

      #metoo

  • @unculturedswine7993
    @unculturedswine7993 6 лет назад +856

    "lol ight."

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 6 лет назад

      Like bot?

    • @duckboi7599
      @duckboi7599 6 лет назад

      its at 668. wtf man whoever put it from 666 to 667 im fighting

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 6 лет назад

      finna throw some hands knowhatamsayin

  • @PuppeteerGaming
    @PuppeteerGaming 6 лет назад +181

    *The is so sad Alexa, pay for my Chinese, Tatoo, Uber ride, Ticket, Mac book, repair my phone, and, oh yeah, and sign me up on Tinder to be a gold digger.*

  • @hrhargyll
    @hrhargyll 5 лет назад +189

    What on EARTH is that girl doing with her face at the end of her “rap”? Good grief, Charlie Brown.

    • @wrenpeach6707
      @wrenpeach6707 4 года назад +21

      Desperately trying to see if there's any facial expression that makes her look halfway decent

    • @RobbieRateater
      @RobbieRateater 4 года назад +6

      Wren Peach
      Debby Ryan has some competition

    • @siravyaverageyoutuber5802
      @siravyaverageyoutuber5802 3 года назад +3

      yare yare... clarlie brown.

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 лет назад +694

    Some guy on a Discord server keeps telling me to join r/braincels and this isn’t helping

  • @aliendaydreamer7931
    @aliendaydreamer7931 5 лет назад +157

    12:22 Who the hell uses "frumpy" in a rap?

    • @wumb0ne
      @wumb0ne 5 лет назад +34

      wait that was a rap i thought she was just talking weirdly

    • @murrrlinnn
      @murrrlinnn 5 лет назад +11

      I thought she said grumpy oof

    • @wrenpeach6707
      @wrenpeach6707 4 года назад +6

      An ugly bitch who can't rap

    • @venividivivi
      @venividivivi 4 года назад +7

      Her apparently

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 3 года назад +3

      I'm late but
      Seriously who the hell uses the word "frumpy"??? Not even in a rap just in general, who tf

  • @sabrinataylor5231
    @sabrinataylor5231 6 лет назад +575

    There's a drag queen named "jupiter Sprinkes" that looks exactly like this chick. only talented.

    • @MetalWolfKaiju
      @MetalWolfKaiju 6 лет назад +57

      When men do a better job at being females than females themselves, you know we really fucked up as a society

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 6 лет назад +34

      Michael Margolis w h a t

    • @septumpunch7797
      @septumpunch7797 6 лет назад +10

      Michael Margolis I can't read, what does this say?

    • @Tik1800
      @Tik1800 6 лет назад +13

      septum punch gimme your number so I can call you and tell you what it says

    • @IsThisRain
      @IsThisRain 6 лет назад +41

      Michael Margolis
      I can't believe we live in a society

  • @KazarothGaming
    @KazarothGaming 6 лет назад +473

    the photography guy
    75,000 pictures in 2 years is 100 pictures every single day
    4 pictures an hour with no sleep straight for two years...

    • @SandyMcPandy
      @SandyMcPandy 6 лет назад +33

      KazarothGaming He might have done some timelapses.

    • @charlescampuz5812
      @charlescampuz5812 6 лет назад +36

      Sondre Berg Timelapses are hundreds of photos combined into one final photo. It counts as one.

    • @SanguinePantherThe1s
      @SanguinePantherThe1s 6 лет назад +62

      depending where you are and whether you're actually making an effort, 4 pictures a minute is easily done. I used to leave a 1.5 hour photography class with hundreds of pictures.

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 6 лет назад +18

      Tbh photography guy's picture game is weak as shit. By two years I'd have, probably, about a hundred million pictures.

    • @hi-uo7hf
      @hi-uo7hf 6 лет назад +11

      He probably just takes pictures of literally nlthing

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 5 лет назад +5

    10:30 Not only is this girl asking random people on the Internet for money to buy a new laptop, she’s asking to get one of the most expensive laptops money can buy.

  • @LifeAsMegan
    @LifeAsMegan 6 лет назад +538

    THE OUTRO LMAOOO

    • @zachb8012
      @zachb8012 6 лет назад +30

      I am hoping that is a 16 year old but it looks like she's a grown-ass adult.

    • @megfayse
      @megfayse 6 лет назад +19

      Zach B 24 and lives off mommy and daddy. Has phases every 2 weeks, can't keep a job.

    • @finnanuke1206
      @finnanuke1206 6 лет назад

      I need a name

    • @jryprn
      @jryprn 6 лет назад +1

      Abby Brown

    • @megfayse
      @megfayse 6 лет назад +8

      Abby Brown. She deactivated all social media for the time being. Due to be bullied for coming out as transgender. Which everyone believe she it is just a phase. You can find all of her videos on a youtube channel called "the brown hole". And google her as well.

  • @sour_peckanmix
    @sour_peckanmix 6 лет назад +56

    *FUND MY LIPSENSE ADDICTION* really caught me off guard

  • @purplemusiclover1597
    @purplemusiclover1597 2 года назад +136

    Sorrow is being very honest about the parent thing but also talking like someone who doesn’t have abusive parents. If you’re parents are reasonable 100% go to them, but if they’re abusive I don’t blame you for trying to cover it lol.
    Also on another note I super miss Sorrow, I wish they’d come back but I hope they’re doing well :)

    • @aphrodieMonkey
      @aphrodieMonkey Год назад +6

      This !!

    • @WinterGamesYT
      @WinterGamesYT Год назад +9

      oh yeah i forgot some parents are horrible

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Год назад +2

      ​@@WinterGamesYTLucky you

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Год назад +2

      They? And he’s talking about the default of parents

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 Год назад +5

      @@ravenID429 I think "default" is the wrong word. Even if the average parents aren't abusive, they probably wouldn't react well to that hypothetical.

  • @timrez8257
    @timrez8257 6 лет назад +664

    I need $10,000 for v bucks pls. I need to buy the “default skin”

    • @Ashephalt
      @Ashephalt 6 лет назад +24

      Pootin I want to buy the default dance

    • @fuzzyd1436
      @fuzzyd1436 6 лет назад +16

      I wanna buy fortnite

    • @mangoSKNN
      @mangoSKNN 6 лет назад +5

      What it’s in the shop it’s like the rarest skin to get

    • @eeyo422
      @eeyo422 6 лет назад +15

      Don't tell anyone I told you, but I know a way to get it for free

    • @amememachine8974
      @amememachine8974 6 лет назад +5

      Axel shit dude how?

  • @kristaw2686
    @kristaw2686 6 лет назад +608

    My baby was asleep on my chest while watching this video and I couldn't stop laughing, which woke him up. Dang it guys.

    • @Evanz111
      @Evanz111 6 лет назад +42

      Krista Ward NEGLECTFUL PARENT PLEASE REPORT

    • @danczehajek9165
      @danczehajek9165 6 лет назад +15

      @@Evanz111 yeet the fuck outta here pls

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 лет назад +94

      Please donate $500,000 to Krista’s GoFundMe to pay for her son’s therapy, since he was clearly traumatized by this event.

    • @Appalachiosaurus22
      @Appalachiosaurus22 6 лет назад +13

      @Glitterbomb45 Ouch man, rood.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 6 лет назад +2

      Not our fault you watched a funny video with a baby on your chest 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @creeplife2802
    @creeplife2802 5 лет назад +67

    I've seen hdmi cables at the 99 cent store lmao

  • @noyamanu1242
    @noyamanu1242 6 лет назад +58

    I'll pay whatever you want just don't make me listen to her again

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 6 лет назад +165

    This feels like r/beggingchoosing.

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 6 лет назад +36

      Intergalactic Human Empire
      r/choosingbeggars ?

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 6 лет назад

      r/suicidewatch

    • @xostream5929
      @xostream5929 6 лет назад

      @@ffffff3861 r/indianpeoplefacebook

  • @reallyintokids6881
    @reallyintokids6881 6 лет назад +233

    Is it bad that I use this channel as an antidepressant

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 лет назад +14

      JamesCanadian Gaming i use it as a depressant

    • @mambodog5322
      @mambodog5322 6 лет назад +2

      a day*

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 6 лет назад +8

      I mean... Personally I use Prozac, but if it's working for you, far be it from me to tell you you're wrong.

    • @cavejohnson4306
      @cavejohnson4306 6 лет назад +2

      No

    • @orilevy4578
      @orilevy4578 6 лет назад

      Awesome Possume fuck I was going to say that

  • @dogornodog1565
    @dogornodog1565 5 лет назад +59

    as someone with glasses, no I'm paying for my eyes to work

    • @resneptacle
      @resneptacle 4 года назад +7

      And it's not like capitalism took your (/my, wearing glasses as well) clear eye sight away, it's making it better than what you were born with

    • @stale-cupcakes
      @stale-cupcakes 4 года назад +5

      @@resneptacle I mean, really, you're just paying for the services of your eye doctor and the manufacturer of the glasses (I also wear them)

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, but it’s stupid. Glasses and contacts should be a part of healthcare

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 3 года назад

      @@gezi5927 They commonly are.

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 3 года назад +1

      @@SaintSC05 yeah but healthcare ain’t free in the us

  • @adamclayden4519
    @adamclayden4519 5 лет назад +35

    When I started Reynolm Industries, I just had two things in my possession. A dream, and six million pounds

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 6 лет назад +237

    5:49 Golden Retriever puppies range in price from around $500 for a pup from a "home" breeder or a pet store to upwards of $3,000 for a show quality pup from a top breeder.
    If you just want a pup to snuggle with and take care of, why do you need $3000 to buy a show quality pup?
    EDIT: I thought Golden Doodle was just a nickname for a Golden Retriever.

    • @Frost-is9ze
      @Frost-is9ze 6 лет назад +32

      rescue pups :)

    • @isaacbitme
      @isaacbitme 6 лет назад +49

      Golden doodles are a cross between a retriever and a poodle.
      I.e. a horrid mish-mash of breeds for the sake of turning a profit.
      Just get rescue dogs and spend whatever money you would have spent through a breeder getting shit for the doggo.

    • @willlarry5299
      @willlarry5299 6 лет назад +16

      Muts are good too 😥

    • @verneve
      @verneve 6 лет назад +27

      Agreed. Especially when funds are tight, it's much better to rescue. Besides, mutts tend to be healthier, which hopefully will hold off the inevitable vet bills until the family can afford them.
      Purebreds are something of a luxury good. A status symbol for people to spend their excess money on. I wouldn't begrudge anyone dog snuggles, but those snuggles are much more economical coming from a shelter animal. Leave status symbols for the rich and get an (healthier, shots-included, already spayed/neutered) animal you can afford to care for.

    • @emsi3102
      @emsi3102 6 лет назад +1

      The fuck are you guys paying for golden labs for they just give em away in NF

  • @EnzoDraws
    @EnzoDraws 6 лет назад +547

    This sacred comments section is protected from Justin Y. He shall not comment here.
    Edit: no it's not.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 6 лет назад +52

      Uh, dude, he already did. I scrolled past him a while ago to get to this comment, and he was about 15 minutes earlier than yours.

    • @EnzoDraws
      @EnzoDraws 6 лет назад +71

      Alex Drayko fuck.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 6 лет назад +66

      *Shrugs*
      Maybe it's just me, but the reactions to him seem a bit more annoying than he is himself.
      Why not just ignore him and hope he goes away, like, why does it bother everyone so much?

    • @hubbabubba5393
      @hubbabubba5393 6 лет назад +29

      I guess it's because of the fact that he's on, I don't know,
      Every single fucking comment section you look at? Personally, I find it a tad bit creepy and I hope there's comment section I find that he's not there. We've been diagnosed with the Justin curse, worse than the big gay.
      First it was Justin Beiber, now a new Justin has joined the battle. Everyone's here.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 6 лет назад +42

      I mean, if he wants to waste his life scrolling through youtube with 1,000 tabs open just to post a comment everywhere, then so be it? The way I see it, it's not any more unstoppable than the "First" comments. So far, it seems more like it's just a meme to hate him because everyone else does, since the only reason people have seems to be "Well, he's everywhere."

  • @sherb1750
    @sherb1750 4 года назад +33

    When I was little I wrote a note to the "money fairy" to put under my pillow. I just assumed it would work. It didn't.

  • @cringepotato8790
    @cringepotato8790 6 лет назад +102

    That's such an adorable hamster. Post vids of it

    • @fanrosefabrose9457
      @fanrosefabrose9457 6 лет назад +3

      WeebScrubLord If RUclips doesn't work out then we know what he will do for plan B

  • @irisgrey7484
    @irisgrey7484 6 лет назад +100

    sorrow has a hamster confirmed

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад +2

      But where does he keep it...

    • @fanrosefabrose9457
      @fanrosefabrose9457 6 лет назад +7

      Up his ass

    • @marthajones1681
      @marthajones1681 6 лет назад +4

      Until now I would have never have thought of sorrow as a hamster guy, but now I have been enlightened

  • @champagnecocaine9888
    @champagnecocaine9888 6 лет назад +676

    This is so sad.
    Alexa, play despacito 2.

  • @jame6054
    @jame6054 5 лет назад +30

    The thumbnail is exactly what I expected Sorrow to look like

  • @agapesn9345
    @agapesn9345 5 лет назад +283

    So I'm paying for my eyes...
    WORTH IT

    • @khodibritton8368
      @khodibritton8368 5 лет назад +2

      #payingforoureyes !

    • @justcallmezeb5665
      @justcallmezeb5665 4 года назад

      Intill you see r/noah get the boat

    • @stale-cupcakes
      @stale-cupcakes 4 года назад +2

      I mean, technically we're paying for the services/labor of the eye doctor and glasses manufacturer. But yeah, totally worth it lol. I can't see shit without my glasses.

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 4 года назад

      i've never heard of human rights before

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 3 года назад +3

      @@stale-cupcakes true, but it’s disgusting that when your vision is so bad you literally cannot function without glasses, they inflate the cost of your lenses.
      Source, my mother whose prescription is $900, with only the anti-scratch coating, not including the frame.
      Meanwhile people who barely need glasses can get them for like $50.
      Severely bad vision IS a disability and it’s sick that they do this. You would think that good ol ~free healthcare~ would help disabled people, but BaD viSiON iSn’T a REaL DiSaBiLiTY

  • @someindividual2151
    @someindividual2151 6 лет назад +10

    "EXCUSE ME HAMPSTER"
    "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WORK"
    that part kills me every time

  • @blakdayy
    @blakdayy 6 лет назад +121

    Where does the dog go when he loses his tail?
    The retail store
    ahaha

    • @KOT_AMV
      @KOT_AMV 6 лет назад +3

      Uhhhhh, somebody call The Hague, we have another Geneva convention violation for trial

    • @Titoo.1
      @Titoo.1 6 лет назад +4

      xDay Lg _it's free real estate_

    • @araibirshad8294
      @araibirshad8294 6 лет назад +1

      dear lord

    • @burzwild2292
      @burzwild2292 6 лет назад +1

      I love this.

    • @dynamix_9568
      @dynamix_9568 6 лет назад +1

      xDay Lg why I'm I laughing at this dad joke like really is it because I am I dad

  • @gabrielfranca2366
    @gabrielfranca2366 4 года назад +6

    Something I've noticed in some of these video's is that every time he gives advice on things (especially the drinking/uber ticket one here) it almost feels like an older brother telling you how it is, that things are gonna be alright, a brother that has your back, you know? I love his jokes, but those moments made him even better.
    I wish I had been a better brother

  • @kingstyle7314
    @kingstyle7314 6 лет назад +25

    Every time sorrow tv does one of his female voices I immediately picture a girl that sounds exactly like him who keeps trying to get money from me

  • @ratsintheireyes1652
    @ratsintheireyes1652 6 лет назад +26

    5:44 WHO IS THAT I NEED TO KNOW HE IS THE CUTEST LITTLE BEAN I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF HE IS NOW MY GOD I WORSHIP HIM LOOK AT HIS LIL EARS I WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

  • @VoidDreamkiller
    @VoidDreamkiller 4 года назад +11

    If that dude had actually taken 75.000 photos in two years he would've been taking 102 pics per day. Who in seven shades of Hell has that little to do during their day?

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 года назад +2

      According to some other comments by actual photographers, that number is apparently pretty average for a professional photographer. But yeah, it does seem pretty insane to us 3D lowlifes.

  • @spphicore
    @spphicore 6 лет назад +151

    *help me buy a house before I'm 5*

    • @a-aron691
      @a-aron691 6 лет назад +5

      *help me buy a house before i go mentally insane*

    • @dragons-breath2340
      @dragons-breath2340 6 лет назад +2

      Too late, am cosmonaut

    • @maxstavrakis55
      @maxstavrakis55 6 лет назад +4

      *help me buy Microsoft and everything else before i'm born*

    • @rat2660
      @rat2660 6 лет назад

      MarshallReads help me buy a house before my dad fucks my mom

  • @melody74u95
    @melody74u95 6 лет назад +72

    I got eight different types of cancer from watching this.

    • @bobhiggins5553
      @bobhiggins5553 5 лет назад +1

      Melody74u
      According to my self-diagnosis, I just reached stage 5 cancer.

    • @okfine4506
      @okfine4506 5 лет назад

      Only eight?

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 5 лет назад +5

      You should set up a GoFundMe to pay for your chemotherapy.

    • @justcallmelab8400
      @justcallmelab8400 5 лет назад

      I would like this, but you have 69 likes... Nice.

  • @Waffle5288
    @Waffle5288 5 лет назад +10

    2:55 photography is my favorite halo kill streak

  • @CravenTHC85
    @CravenTHC85 6 лет назад +137

    An HDMI cable is maybe $10 if you need one longer than 10ft for some reason. Plenty of them for under $5, and one as cheap as $1.50 on google. Was that GFM from a decade ago? I'm having a hard time imagining why anyone would need to e-beg for something so cheap.

    • @SDeww
      @SDeww 6 лет назад

      no those are very bad hdmi cable, buy a brand cable, like phillips or sony, dont buy usb/hdmi/mini hdmi cables at them cheap stores, they are cheap cause they copper in them is almost ZERO, if a normal cable sends out 2.0 ohm, them cheap cables wont even send 0.8 ohm...
      here is a good example:
      ruclips.net/video/VeuiA92fxZI/видео.html

    • @CravenTHC85
      @CravenTHC85 6 лет назад +14

      @@SDeww I agree you get what you paid for, but there's a reason why those things exist. The cheaper cables allow for luxuries to be affordable for poor folks like myself. My point was beggars can't be choosers. If you can't afford a cheap cord then don't try to crowdfund an expensive one.

    • @beyondbeyond1965
      @beyondbeyond1965 6 лет назад +12

      +S Dew Ashen's video has nothing to do with HDMI cables. Whilst it does pay to buy more expensive, better quality USB charging cables, buying higher quality HDMI cables has little to no difference on the quality of picture, as HDMI is a digital interface and therefore should not be and is not affected by cable quality. Also, the 'ohm' is a measurement of resistance, whilst Ashens was referring to current, which is measured in Amperes. Amperage is not a factor with HDMI cables.

    • @jakelowang4132
      @jakelowang4132 6 лет назад +4

      S Dew@Its so false HDMI is a digital signal which cannot be degraded with cheap wire a 1$ wire give same image as a 300$ if you believe the seller a 1000$ is better.

    • @blissband3601
      @blissband3601 6 лет назад

      I use a dish and a xbox hdmi

  • @emma_the_duck1787
    @emma_the_duck1787 6 лет назад +227

    You need to get the hamster a bigger cage the recommended size for a hamster cage is a 40 gallon tank, but a 20 will do just nicely its better then that small CritterTrail cage. That hamster is in now , and the 20 gallon tanks like $30 and it makes a hamster a lot happier. By the way this is in no offense to anyone , I don't want anyone coming after me I was just saying how unfair it is to keep the hamster in such a small cage. :)

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 6 лет назад +60

      looks alright to me
      i had one too and it was perfectly fine with it's cage
      but you might be right
      maybe you could fund him so he can get a bigger cage?
      *"goal: 300$ to buy a new cage for my hamster"*

    • @ericswansboro4522
      @ericswansboro4522 6 лет назад +60

      @@Rise65487 it isnt a joke this person did their research. It's a horrible way to keep a hamster. my sheldon is in a 90 gallon tank. Crittertrails are horrible things.

    • @change7289
      @change7289 6 лет назад +47

      We should start a go fund me for the hamster

    • @Xannah
      @Xannah 6 лет назад +37

      Yeah why do american shops still sell these? In Germany they're illegal... (and that's good)

    • @twinkiestumor1555
      @twinkiestumor1555 6 лет назад +10

      Sooo they took a survey of said happy hamsters? How did they gauge happiness of each hamster? Is this important study online?

  • @rat_mikey
    @rat_mikey 6 лет назад +99

    Honestly surprised I didn't see 12 y/o kids begging for fursuit money in this vid.

    • @katfrog1
      @katfrog1 6 лет назад

      Friendb0t ewww

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 6 лет назад +1

      I don't understand. Are you disgusted by anthropomorphic animals, or children...?

    • @katfrog1
      @katfrog1 6 лет назад

      Furrys

    • @darksdeath
      @darksdeath 6 лет назад +3

      Both

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 6 лет назад

      Think of it this way: The kids just want to dress up as animals.

  • @exen8650
    @exen8650 6 лет назад +39

    I was walking home from school hitting a stick on a fence. Stick broke off, went flying up and landed on a car. That's my childhood embarassing story.

  • @babykitty13
    @babykitty13 6 лет назад +249

    The reason why a boob job can be anywhere from 6,000-10,000 is because the surgery maybe like 4,000 but you also have to pay hospital fees and doctors fees AND they might be adding the fact that they could be out of work for recovery. Who knows?

    • @jessicataylor7174
      @jessicataylor7174 6 лет назад +29

      Big boobs need an uplift or they'll droop. Augmentation is one surgery; uplift is another. They do both at once when they will both be required for a satisfactory result. The search result was 'the average price of a breast augmentation'...it's only half the procedure.

    • @UltraAlex2000
      @UltraAlex2000 5 лет назад +6

      You can spend 10k dollars to get big fake plastic boobs, or you could train every day for a couple of years to get an Instagram-model level type of ass that is 100% natural. And if you really don't have money, you can download a free exercise app on your phone and start doing bodyweight exercises. It's as appealing as big tits, it's cheaper and more realistically reachable

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 5 лет назад +34

      UltraAlex2000 Instagram Models asses are photoshopped. They usually have butt transplants, usually from fat from other parts of your body
      I’m an artist. I know photoshop

    • @DanielA-pg2no
      @DanielA-pg2no 5 лет назад

      L

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 лет назад +10

      Idk about y'all, but I like my women when they get breast reduction surgery - while they're already flat-chested. I love inverted titties sumthin' fierce.

  • @vjapple3083
    @vjapple3083 6 лет назад +92

    My mom was fired from her job because her boss didn’t want to be responsible for her 401k. My mom is still applying to jobs constantly and it’s been about two months but she didn’t quit. She’s begun a wine bottle and coffee mug decorating business selling her designs at the local farmers market. She’s doing real well and already has people paying her to make custom items! So proud!!

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 6 лет назад +24

      now don't be mean

    • @QueenOfTheTwilight
      @QueenOfTheTwilight 6 лет назад +33

      Has she tried making an Etsy shop?? It might help to boost her sales 😊

    • @GINGERDAHNY
      @GINGERDAHNY 6 лет назад +9

      Why comment this

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 6 лет назад +18

      Hailey
      I’ll tell her! Thanks!

    • @zawarudo7646
      @zawarudo7646 6 лет назад +6

      Joel Stew some people can be fucking dicks smh..

  • @SentinelOfTheFirst
    @SentinelOfTheFirst 6 лет назад +55

    We need a hamster vid

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 лет назад +7

      Ender Reaper he actually has a website about his hamster called xhamster

  • @wolfrayne8355
    @wolfrayne8355 4 года назад +35

    If her husband is in the Army, they can afford their own damn car.
    Source: I'm in the Army XD

  • @davidxiang3725
    @davidxiang3725 6 лет назад +48

    I turn your videos up to ignore the sound of my parents arguing.

    • @tee-yah3700
      @tee-yah3700 6 лет назад +5

      Oof

    • @kosurmyne
      @kosurmyne 6 лет назад +3

      Oof

    • @oozly9291
      @oozly9291 6 лет назад +3

      David Xiang oof

    • @rubenburger2621
      @rubenburger2621 6 лет назад +3

      David Xiang woof. I mean are u ok

    • @chillaxer8273
      @chillaxer8273 6 лет назад +3

      David Xiang Beta kid. Say to your parents to be quiet, your watching utube 😎

  • @colly407
    @colly407 5 лет назад +34

    Wow rlly? HDMI cables are like... $20 at Target

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад +1

      Oh no, you mean you've been wasting money on HDMI cables at 400% markup for two whole years? I'm so sorry, if only I had gotten here sooner...

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 3 года назад

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter Face
      it, u did do what you could do...

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 6 лет назад +334

    Capitalism, amiright?

  • @stalememe9234
    @stalememe9234 6 лет назад +54

    My local shop ran out of bacon, so im asking for funds to be able to order some online.
    Please?

    • @janban9148
      @janban9148 6 лет назад +14

      Stale Meme sounds reasonable, here's 10k

    • @prisonmike9132
      @prisonmike9132 6 лет назад +15

      Stale Meme finally a cause I can get behind

    • @user-vo1xo1cj6k
      @user-vo1xo1cj6k 6 лет назад +2

      Well, since you asked so nicely...

    • @fozzy127
      @fozzy127 6 лет назад

      A noble cause.

  • @blazetundra
    @blazetundra 5 лет назад +19

    7:47 If you need an HDMI cable just to "reconnect with your brothers" then your relationship really wasn't that strong to begin with

    • @galaxythebat
      @galaxythebat 4 года назад +1

      do you know how moving away from your siblings works???

    • @blazetundra
      @blazetundra 4 года назад +1

      @@galaxythebat Yeah? I also understand that social media, messaging apps, and vehicles exist.

  • @kieyvsquared6817
    @kieyvsquared6817 6 лет назад +20

    Awwwwww! The hamster is so cute!
    Sorrow Tv is gonna have to pay me $420,000,000 for that compliment.

  • @marleemeadow1075
    @marleemeadow1075 4 года назад +3

    At 3:20 in order to take 75,000 photos in a span of 2 years you would have to take 103 photos a day

  • @thorinwhitewolf1213
    @thorinwhitewolf1213 6 лет назад +37

    Sorrow you needed to ooooff the whole of that song at the end. My cats were yowling in terror and my housemate thought I was murdering a school bus worth of kids with a hammer with the noise that she was making. Also thanks for showing me about craftsman, that guys voice is dope.

  • @rachelc3877
    @rachelc3877 4 года назад +4

    5:50 Lol I have a ✨mini✨ golden doodle, I can kinda understand the desperation for one ☺️

  • @courtneyzeo6754
    @courtneyzeo6754 6 лет назад +57

    I will donate a suitably-sized, custom-made, easily-maintained home to SorrowTV's ham ham. 🐹

    • @bubblegummel
      @bubblegummel 6 лет назад +1

      Courtney Zeo yes! Please give that hammy a better sized cage!

    • @courtneyzeo6754
      @courtneyzeo6754 6 лет назад

      bubblegummel, does he have a P.O. box? If you follow him on Twitter (I don't have an account), please feel free to forward my offer to him. 😊🐹💖

  • @hiphillbert
    @hiphillbert 6 лет назад +19

    JESUS CHRIST THE OUTRO MUSIC, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

  • @Василий-к7ф9ч
    @Василий-к7ф9ч 5 лет назад +2

    These kids trying to hide their shit from parents are just hilarious. I remember, how when I was a kid, I found a ziplock of some kind of dopey shit on the street, under a bench, and brought it home. Then my parents found it, and arranged a several hours heart-to-heart talk...
    The scariest memory of my entire life

    • @Василий-к7ф9ч
      @Василий-к7ф9ч 3 года назад

      @Warp Star Probably not, I guess it was some cheap synthetic shit, since it's pretty popular in Russia.

  • @tehrealcoralsnek7044
    @tehrealcoralsnek7044 6 лет назад +49

    Please. *Please*. Never put her in the outro again. There’s a reason I usually watch your entire video, my guy.

  • @kitty-xr4ol
    @kitty-xr4ol 6 лет назад +18

    Wait, wait, wait... was that... was that an old picture of Kim Kardashian the girl used for her phone? 😂

  • @alicyjinx8923
    @alicyjinx8923 5 лет назад +26

    I WANNA GO TO THE CASINO!
    HE HEEEEEEEE!

  • @cutecommie
    @cutecommie 6 лет назад +19

    The first one is totally true. Vision should not be a luxury. I know there are cheap glasses, but it is not a thing that should cost money at all. Imagine you're homeless and need glasses.

    • @tortillabag
      @tortillabag 6 лет назад

      i mean i got my glasses free with my health insurance idk

    • @smugalice6206
      @smugalice6206 6 лет назад

      Soviet Loli Coming from a guy wearing glasses, I’d imagine if I was homeless, not being able to see that well would be the cherry on top of the shit sundae, because being homeless FUCKING SUCKS. I’d rather have a home and food than glasses if I could only choose one.

    • @withlove-emi
      @withlove-emi 6 лет назад

      Zeyad Fayez / Hundreds of dollars on a piece of metal and glass that could potentially help millions of people. If you didn't know, the glasses industry is overseen by a corporate monopoly which inflates prices far above acceptable.

  • @parac0sm0naut26
    @parac0sm0naut26 6 лет назад +27

    These people need to get a cardboard sign, and find a corner by a shopping center.. Oh wait.. That's probably to embarrassing and beneath them.

  • @sugarsugaronline
    @sugarsugaronline 6 лет назад +18

    You should look for a bigger cage for your hammy. It’s too small for it. You should look into bin cages for hamsters. It’s cheaper than aquariums. (Btw I love ur vids ❤️)
    Edit: I know SorrowTV has good intentions I’m not trying to attack him in any way but I think it’s important for him to know.

    • @theknavestavern5537
      @theknavestavern5537 6 лет назад +1

      Vanessa Aguilar it couldve been someone else but iirc he posted pics of his massive hamster mansion on twitter. IIRC that's just a temporary cage

    • @sugarsugaronline
      @sugarsugaronline 6 лет назад

      The Knave's Tavern Oh ok, I was just going off of what I saw in the vid :p

    • @PastelVanity
      @PastelVanity 6 лет назад +2

      actually the so called "hamster mansion" he posted on twitter isnt good either lol

    • @theknavestavern5537
      @theknavestavern5537 6 лет назад +1

      PixelNo i dunno, a hamster is pretty small and the new cage is pretty big

    • @PastelVanity
      @PastelVanity 6 лет назад +3

      Its not even fit for a robo hamster either and those are the smallest.
      Here's the thing cages in pet stores are a no go for hamsters, why? They go for height when it should be by floor space. The bare minimum is 360 sq inches, I do hope he listens and switches to either a bin cage or a 40+gallon glass tank instead.

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 3 года назад +3

    7:15 I have a shitty plastic case and a screen protector and drop my phone like twice a day, i’ve never had a screen crack

  • @3wishz4me
    @3wishz4me 6 лет назад +32

    *I f y o u k n o w w h a t I m e a n*