I believe that each and every guy on here has actually had the sex they describe here, and i know that each and every one of those times they completely dissappointed their left hands.
Speaking of Cosby, he has been hit with food and had food thrown at him in prison. I specifically found an article about how someone hit him with a stale hot dog bun. Not sure why we needed to know that it was stale, but it was kind of funny.
Unless it’s during the first day. If you use the porta loos in the first 2 hours, it’s fine. Also, at the festival I went to, they cleaned them out daily. So, if you used them in the first 2 hours it was ok, 4 hours, you would have to look harder for a loo, 6 hours, there was one loo which was clean, but ran out of loo roll(this is why I bring hand sanitizer and loo rolls) and 12 hours there is no loo rolls. Better hope you have some else you better not need to shit and 18 hours, then its a last resort for anything.
It was, and yes, it was I WHO MADE THAT POST, I know Sorrow doubted my story, but who could blame someone so alone he has to make internet videos? Haha, neigh I merely jest, but the story is true I assure you. The most amazing part was being unable to tell which fluids were mine, hers or the 130+ previous occupants. All I know is it was a brown, sweaty, sticky mess. And I had sex.
"People believe in God, why can't you believe in the power of my boner?" is such a powerful sentence. And I love how he doesn't get mad at these people for not believing him, it kinda makes it more believable.
Dude. Magnum condoms have little difference to regular condoms (same width and 0.20 inches longer). They are just *total marketing brilliance* targeted at self conscious men. The kind of man who picks that box up and goes to the young, hot cashier *totally by accident*
Because insecure people over-glorify sex(especially casual sex, the most boring shit I can ever imagine) and many of them actually think that sex changes you in some way, or makes you "wiser". With men is particularly tragic, since many apparently don't think you're at their level if your dick hasn't been is some pussy. Meaningful relationships and love is what really change a person, but they'll understand it when they're old and alone.
Parents push saving your virginity until marriage while teens glorify it in order to rebel against parents which then leads to any adult or teen for that matter feeling insecure that they are one of the few virgins for their age. The funny thing is teenage sex is just you assuming everyone else is doing so you say you're doing to fit in.
The only people who don't have a job right now, at least in the US, are people who are disabled, lazy or have a trust fund. I guess that makes it kind of a low bar. The real question should be "how fucking crazy are you?" They're going to be some kind of crazy, it's unavoidable. It's most important to separate the "I HAVE to make my bed FIRST thing" crazy from the "I'm gonna chop you up and put you under my bed first thing" kind of crazy.
3:46 It is so creepy that guy is using a little kid as his avi and saying that shit. Though I have a feeling by the way he is talking that he probably is that kid.
@ItsYa Boi DUDE!! I saw Pickle Pants too! I can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard at this... But in all seriousness, I also agree with.... with OP.
That would be over so fast, The incels would instantly get pissed and think that the power of reddit would let them win, the chads would see them coming and just a swift light punch they all would get knocked out
ive been genuinely sore before, but it was after hours of non stop sex. so if a girl is saying shes sore after like 10 minutes she probably just didnt enjoy it. doesnt always mean shes lying tho, she could just be sore or tired
"So, I was walking in the woods yesterday-" "I had sex in the woods one time. How much sex do you have? Probably not as much as me lolololol!" *Gets slugged in the jaw*
"Pussy ain't worth a court case" can we, like, make this isn't an actual thing? Like I wouldn't wear it on a shirt, but I want it to be on a shirt anyway?
Jesus is a a Mexican name. It's pronounced differently than the Jesus from religion. And there is a stereotype that Mexican's always work in lawn care.
Alt Right Black Knight Not really. While I get the fear of being accused of rape his mindset came off like "Yeah I'm not doing this against your will solely because I could be in jail." Which is not understandable. I'm pretty sure it's a joke so whatever I'm not gonna call him a rapist or anything(because I know I've made some questionable jokes,) but it just had creepy undertones is all.
Truffle Oil. Pre, during, and post. It generally moisturizes, as well as being a good lubricant. I would be more concerned about the incoming heart attack from the half-bottle of viagra you would have to guzzle to keep a woody for that long, even if you weren't fucking.
Absolutely no! Truffle oil being near a vagina is a truly awful idea! Water based lube will work fine guys. No need to get the vinaigrette ingredients on the pussy.
"How can you not like Game Of Thrones? Sex scenes, naked ladies..." That's precisely why I DON'T like Game Of Thrones. Also the incest part. *And the Starbucks coffee.*
@@userequaltoNull Maybe, but it doesn't make it right for people to use an uncontrollable mental disorder as an insult towards people being a cunt of their own volition
imagine if people used physical illnesses the same way they used autism. like you'll find someone being mildly stupid/a cunt online and tell them to stop having irritable bowel syndrome or smth
I love how the guy who said squirt everywhere is not only talking about a minor but also how she was super sensitive so he needed no skill with his tiny penorse
Bro whenever people talk about this stuff I feel like there three different responses 1) *points at random person* Did you ask? 2) According to scientific studies, I didn't ask 3) cool.
It’s amazing that I used to be jealous and depressed when I saw people bragging about their sex lives. Now I just find it unbelievably sad and disgusting.
I can't tell what's cringier. The ones that are obvious blatant lies, or the ones that are true but they still feel the need to puff themselves up in public and on the internet
"I ended up having sex instead of going to gym" sounds like an excuse Mac from Always Sunny would make, particularly before he came out and was overcompensating with women.
That guy who said "(whom lasted four years, might I add)" used "whom" incorrectly. He used it purely to sound smarter but only sounds dumber.
It's a case of r/iamverysmart
CMC 123 we love actually smart people telling dumb, pretending to be smart people to fuck off
I noticed that too - it really gets on my nerves when people do that lol
I love when people do that
That’s what I was gonna say
"I had sex for nine hours straight!"
Anyone that's actually *had* sex would know how terrible that would be...
Nine hour sex sounds like a fucking nightmare.
That poor vageener
@@jenniferdepatto6113 Not really good for us guys, either.
@@SaintSC05 No pun intended^^
@@kopanvezer Ah dammit I was right there and I missed it
This is like the STD version of humble brag
You...Actually have a really good point.
Good point Arthur
They're not humble bragging, they're bragging.
@@babress3119 Not true. Liars brag, too.
MrEggs4u or r/thathappened
that moanday shirt would immediately send every woman in a 50 mile radius running away
Megan D can confirm
Towards him? I want one just like it, I'm gonna have to literally learn self defence for all the pvssy that's gonna come flooding my way🌊🌊🌊
@@ajantsmith6139 I really hope this is satire
If I saw him I would immediately run in the other direction
Same here
"Well, I can guess what *you* just did... but judging by her expression, I don't think *she* did."
Gold.
200th like. You're welcome.
I read this at the exact same time the video played it oh god
304 like to the comment. You're welcome
i didn't like it. you're welcome.
God tier roast
I believe that each and every guy on here has actually had the sex they describe here, and i know that each and every one of those times they completely dissappointed their left hands.
That's gross dude. They may be virgins but to call them left handed is just a low blow.
@@nedisahonkey im right handed, not gonna say theyre that, i dont wanna have something in common. Unless its a hands free immaculate orgasm . . .
Lmao
Ned Mononymous - Excuse me, but we left handed people resent that remark.
Left handed? Righty hates us cuz he ain't us
"I walk into a bar and who's in the way? No one. They split like the red sea."
Everyone: "Oh God it's that guy again, let's leave"
"I'm the Moses of pussy juice and tits."
Wouldn't that just mean that those things get out your way because God himself wants them nowhere near you?
that cat though
What the cat doing tho?
All the women in the bar: Unclean unclean-
5:06, well if he’s having that much sex then maybe he should change “suckday” to “sonday”
allie sparks this is an underrated comment very clever 😂
I'm so proud of myself of making your like number "69"
Anyways, this is an underrated comment
Daughterday also half-works for Saturday
Or virginiday
"I'm sore" often means you didn't satisfy them & they don't want to put up with it again.
Bet youve had alot of time to figure it out
That or "I'm tired"
And probably hurt the shit out of her
Dang I actually get sore and now I wonder if when I tell my bf that he thinks I just dont want anymore sex lol
Right I've never met a woman who Didn't mind being sore for the pleasure. Maybe it's Just me but it's usually the next Morning. Not. Immediately
that cosby shirt..
*it’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg*
Lmao
Lol!
😆👍🏼
It's a "yikes in the yard"
I mean he didn't do anything wrong;)
Speaking of Cosby, he has been hit with food and had food thrown at him in prison. I specifically found an article about how someone hit him with a stale hot dog bun. Not sure why we needed to know that it was stale, but it was kind of funny.
Celes Heart dang, kind of hope he is ok in prison but jesus he kind of deserves it
@@thatone6913 why would you hope hes okay???
@@thatone6913 "Kind of" deserves it?
I can hear him now "Stop all that puddin pop throw'n in here! That's just wasteful. Dohhhh"
Actually Sorrow saw that post in his r/brandnewsentece vid
Oh dear god a festival porta potty?
That made me feel actually nauseous 🤮
cool
Unless it’s during the first day. If you use the porta loos in the first 2 hours, it’s fine. Also, at the festival I went to, they cleaned them out daily. So, if you used them in the first 2 hours it was ok, 4 hours, you would have to look harder for a loo, 6 hours, there was one loo which was clean, but ran out of loo roll(this is why I bring hand sanitizer and loo rolls) and 12 hours there is no loo rolls. Better hope you have some else you better not need to shit and 18 hours, then its a last resort for anything.
It was, and yes, it was I WHO MADE THAT POST, I know Sorrow doubted my story, but who could blame someone so alone he has to make internet videos? Haha, neigh I merely jest, but the story is true I assure you. The most amazing part was being unable to tell which fluids were mine, hers or the 130+ previous occupants.
All I know is it was a brown, sweaty, sticky mess. And I had sex.
@@complimentbotd7232 I like this
@@complimentbotd7232 holy jesus
2:50
"And then everyone clapped"
nice
Stephanie Joobern EVERYONE IS CLAPPED
Metamorph And his name is Albert Einstein
Stephanie Joobern cool
Ah lemme guesh... did everybody clawp? .... DID EEEEVERYBODY CLAWP!? *EVERYONE CLAAAAP'D!*
How do people even get this insecure about their sexlife.
Cool.
Try going a few months without it, it makes you purdy gosh darn sensitive and insecure about it.
Chance Witt Jokes on you I lived my entire life without a sexlife at this point.
lmao
Chance Witt trying living 14 years without one
Chance Witt Found the loser
*MiNe StArTeD wItH a BlOwJoB fRoM mY wIfE*
Cool
4:35
Ma wajf
4:04 she is so unimpressed and so pissed and he honestly deserves a smack
that face. Was golden.
*She is so done.*
Guess what we just did or guess what I just did
*hE hAs RiSeN*
You: risen
Me, an intellectual: Rosed
m e l cool
cool
HE WILL RISE AGAIIIN
SiR dANiEl FoRTeSQUE, SEE?!
"People believe in God, why can't you believe in the power of my boner?" is such a powerful sentence. And I love how he doesn't get mad at these people for not believing him, it kinda makes it more believable.
Can we start a cult around this man's eternal hard-on?
I don't believe him but I'm willing to let the lie slide without argument just for that line alone
It’s like these people are aliens cosplaying actual sexually active human beings.
Holy shit I haven’t thought about it that way, my eyes have been opened
cool
5:32 fiancée is the female version,,, maybe it was an accident but Susan really said gay rights huh
what
@@frogberriez It's fiancée if it's a girl and fiancé if it's a boy so she's basically saying she's marrying a woman
either she’s gay or stupid
or both I mean idk
Lemon I’m definitely both
@@mariar.4893 join the club!
I think the “squirted everywhere” thing is just what we humans call “crying.”
Could be severe allergies
Shots fired lolol
"I walk into a bar and who's in my way? No one. They split like the red sea." *maybe because they dont wanna be near you ever think of that huh?*
cool
But he’s the Moses of pussy and tits!
It’s coz he stinks.
Take it from someone, like many others, who went to middle school, B.O. parts people like the Red Sea.
Moral of the story...
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool
Cool.
Cool.
Why is no one talking about how sunday could’ve been sinday?
Cause the other one is better
Punish me daddy OwO, I’ve been a naughty boy UwU.
And the Christ version: forgive me father, For I have sinned.
Could've been even worse. SONDAY
I think the "Moanday" and "Thirstday" arevthe only semi creative ones
Because that would require more than two brain cells to rub other than their right hand during a wet dream.
r/thathappened @ all these men
This should be top comment
Lomao
Seriously! 😂🙄
why are they all men though? is sex that important to them? 🤔 no shade, i’m genuinely struggling to understand them
Astral Realm
r/nobodyasked
Dude. Magnum condoms have little difference to regular condoms (same width and 0.20 inches longer). They are just *total marketing brilliance* targeted at self conscious men. The kind of man who picks that box up and goes to the young, hot cashier *totally by accident*
Synystr7 that’s fuckin genius. i will never get over the brilliance of monetizing fragile masculinity
Magnums can fit around a basketball
so can "regular" condoms.
They do the same with women. All those anti-aging products with cucumber extract are total shit.
I've always been to smart to fall for that. I just refuse to wear condoms. Bastards aren't gonna trick me.
why is being virgin a bad thing?
cat no banana I’ve been asking myself that question since 2010
*GASP* t-The evil! It can't be! The horror of someone who hasnt put there genitalia in someone elses genitalia! How villainous!
Because it’s the mark of the devil
Because insecure people over-glorify sex(especially casual sex, the most boring shit I can ever imagine) and many of them actually think that sex changes you in some way, or makes you "wiser".
With men is particularly tragic, since many apparently don't think you're at their level if your dick hasn't been is some pussy.
Meaningful relationships and love is what really change a person, but they'll understand it when they're old and alone.
Parents push saving your virginity until marriage while teens glorify it in order to rebel against parents which then leads to any adult or teen for that matter feeling insecure that they are one of the few virgins for their age. The funny thing is teenage sex is just you assuming everyone else is doing so you say you're doing to fit in.
When 16 year olds write about getting tied up by their teacher they seem to forget that bragging about that would make them victims
“Hey Phil how was your weekend?”
“I guess it was alri-“
“MINE STARTED WITH A BLOW JOB FROM MY WIFE”
Lmao
*COOL*
Mah waf
Cool.
Cool
“Hey, what a coincidence - mine also started with a blow job from your wife!”
There is no point in men comparing who had more sex then whom, the real question is "do you even have a stable job"
Fagot Reich that is if your boss is an asshole, my boss is not an asshole
Earth Is A Donut ha true
Fagot Reich So don't be a little bitch and do your job.
The only people who don't have a job right now, at least in the US, are people who are disabled, lazy or have a trust fund. I guess that makes it kind of a low bar. The real question should be "how fucking crazy are you?"
They're going to be some kind of crazy, it's unavoidable. It's most important to separate the "I HAVE to make my bed FIRST thing" crazy from the "I'm gonna chop you up and put you under my bed first thing" kind of crazy.
The real measure of a man's worth is how much cake he can afford.
3:17 I've seen a third photo with a different couple wearing those shirts. They're out walking with a child.
Don't buy those shirts.
[Every day, we stray further from God.]
Cool
Cool.
I had no idea people were so passionate about the sex that they aren’t having and didn’t have
khi coolblast only the people who aren't having it are talking about it. Everyone else is content with just fucking in peace
Yeah you see the same thing with fake “I’m In the military” people posting stupid shit when in reality actual military personnel never mention it.
Unfortunately I think they have a sex bot and vr.
Yeah sex is cool but have you tried looping SorrowTV singing the halo theme for 12 hours straight
Veritas Calivmeir have you? The internet needs that loop buddy get to it.
Okay... but what about having sex whilst listening to SorrowTV singing the HALO song in the background?
Ikr!? I love his singing!
"Were you homeschooled?" r/murderedbywords
”muskles”😂 I’ve said that for a year😂
Cool
Also same
3:46 It is so creepy that guy is using a little kid as his avi and saying that shit. Though I have a feeling by the way he is talking that he probably is that kid.
I agree with Pickle Pants
Picket Pants You ever thought that that picture was him as a little kid?
That is very likely a photo of him as a kid
@ItsYa Boi
DUDE!! I saw Pickle Pants too!
I can't figure out why I'm laughing so hard at this...
But in all seriousness, I also agree with.... with OP.
Picket Pants dude...that's him as a kid
*”HE IS RISEN INDEED”* okay,, that got me
3:29 i would love it if the girlfriend and boyfriend switched shirts
He's a genius lol
2:56 Congrats on your 42 STDs this month, I heard it's a new record!
cool
I want an Incel vs Chad turf war
That would be over so fast,
The incels would instantly get pissed and think that the power of reddit would let them win, the chads would see them coming and just a swift light punch they all would get knocked out
I want To see Chads vs Incels on Splatoon
Dank Doggo Watch the "Beta Uprising" series on Shadilay's channel
The incels would probably try to infiltrate the Chad army and get caught.
YES
"Im sore" usually means "that sucked and i dont want to do it again "
Some people enjoy rough sex or feeling sore afterwards, so not necessarily.
or they're actually sore
Emi Hay no, it usually means “I want your money but don’t want to do anything for it”
ive been genuinely sore before, but it was after hours of non stop sex. so if a girl is saying shes sore after like 10 minutes she probably just didnt enjoy it. doesnt always mean shes lying tho, she could just be sore or tired
Yeah girls will get sore quickly from sex if you fail to make them wet
I think it should be r/shagbrag.
Heather Ions Americans don’t know what shagging is but that is brilliant
Suburban Slingshots
It’s obviously referring to sex, right?
you're hired
Suburban Slingshots everyone knows what shagging is
Suburban Slingshots YEAH BABY
"I can go for 9 hours"
I bet he fell asleep for a good 8 hours and 59 minutes in those 9 hours.
Also... "Resurch"
Dat accent tho
He has _risen_ . He has _risen_ indeed.
_winky happy_
3 top comments?
*DARK MAGIC*
Ur in the top five comments with THREE COMMENTS
Fuck off, lol.
The Squid Lord Ah, that's something you don't see everyday.
please stop being funny you don’t need 3 top comments you’re just being selfish
This shit was so cringey it actually was physically painful.
all of my organ ruptured killing me due to cringe overload
I have suffered so much pain with these cringy things that i have become inmortal
Cringality that a fate worse then death
@@scamin441 it's fucking 4 am AND i gorra say, the though of this aclares me
9:17
That sentence *REEKS* of virgin
Sometimes you sound like a cross between plankton and the fish news anchor and in this context, it’s the best thing ever.
just started watching ur channel! It's fantastic, ur commentary is what makes it that more interesting
this is so wholesome omg
Are you from outer space?
this is wholesome.
oh.
And the funny voices he does.
7:48 if he posted it accidentally then why didn't he just delete it? Lol
Jacorp then how would people know it was an A C C I D E N T ?
Because it wasn't an accident
Woosh
I like the fact it took him 4 minutes to write "embarassing i hope no one sees this"
He said she wanted to give him a bj, but the status was asking for one.
"...Were you homeschooled?"
*sss, ooh, that burns chief*
cool
cool
cool
Cool
"So, I was walking in the woods yesterday-"
"I had sex in the woods one time. How much sex do you have? Probably not as much as me lolololol!" *Gets slugged in the jaw*
Cool
"Pussy ain't worth a court case" can we, like, make this isn't an actual thing? Like I wouldn't wear it on a shirt, but I want it to be on a shirt anyway?
I think David Allan Coe was the first guy to say that, he said that in his X Rated Hits album.
Although I agree that this is a good point, I really don’t think there should be like a standard. Just don’t rape, end of story.
The line actually has a deep anti-rape meaning.
Its like like like like ...
Like
I need that “squirt everywhere” audio set as a text message alert.
Beep beep demonetization train.
Dinonid123 beep beep lettuce
Dinonid123 trains go beep beep? I thought they went meow meow
Beep beep I'mma sheep I said Beep beep I'mma sheep *guitar riff*
Dinonid123 *choo choo*
Dinonid123 Atleast he has a Patreon, so demonotization can't hurt him too much.
I mean, sex is cool and all that, but *have you opened your heart to Jesus Christ yet?*
Gergő Dénes nope!
HECK OFF YOU NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You can open your legs. But can you open your soul to Jesus?
That took me way too long to get. But now that I do, it makes my comment so much better.
Jesus is a a Mexican name. It's pronounced differently than the Jesus from religion. And there is a stereotype that Mexican's always work in lawn care.
"SUCKday"
well, usually Sunday really sucks.
cool
Soooo... nobody gonna talk about that *pure and perfect* outro? Like seriously dude.
Once you have fought most the frat boys you must face all these guys
Nyormal HUmane *COOL INTENSIFY*
cool
*HES RISEN*
Cool
He needs to be hired by Adult Swim as a voice actor. I love it.
i WoKE uP To A bLoWjOB fRoM My wIFE
Cool
Cool
kwl
XxmatixX - 6 videos diarios de nada :v cool
reet reet cool
The opening joke is so much funnier now that Cosby was found guilty
Mynama Jeff rape is sooooo hilarious.
@Thomas Vatz hmmmmmm salty? ;) What could that be then?
@@ghoulishgam3r508
Yep, it is!
@@ghoulishgam3r508 thats your opinion?
I mean, you don’t really use your mouth to type. At least I hope ya don’t.
This video is the epitome of cringe
(The people, not sorrow’s voice acting. His voice acting is 11/10, would listen to again)
His voice acting is the only thing keeping me from a cringe coma
8:51 I lost it lmfao
Duuutch!
Me too!
AfTeR YoU bEaT tHe FrAT bOyS YOU MUST FACE THE BoSs
"Pussy isnt worth a court case" Well hes not wrong?
Kordin the Husky same thing I said
I mean.....how good is the pussy?
Fried Rice good point
Kordin the Husky
Yeah it's just the fact he was less worried about her consent and more worried that her not consenting could put him in jail. Creepy.
Alt Right Black Knight
Not really. While I get the fear of being accused of rape his mindset came off like "Yeah I'm not doing this against your will solely because I could be in jail." Which is not understandable.
I'm pretty sure it's a joke so whatever I'm not gonna call him a rapist or anything(because I know I've made some questionable jokes,) but it just had creepy undertones is all.
6:38
"-29 pts"
Why do you have 3 top comments
MistaTwoJeffreyTwenty Yaay bots
okay you have done enough, stop commenting, have a rest
Alex I'm too broke to bot like, my dear boy.
MistaTwoJeffreyTwenty Yaay 🤷♀️ no clue.
9 hours... oh god, the chaffing
I'm really worried about chaffing
Truffle Oil. Pre, during, and post. It generally moisturizes, as well as being a good lubricant. I would be more concerned about the incoming heart attack from the half-bottle of viagra you would have to guzzle to keep a woody for that long, even if you weren't fucking.
cool
S T I F F
I can't believe I'm actually learning real sex tips from a youtube comments section
Absolutely no! Truffle oil being near a vagina is a truly awful idea! Water based lube will work fine guys. No need to get the vinaigrette ingredients on the pussy.
My favourite thing about Soot is that they're just friends goofing off
Hart cool.
And so?
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Kyro everything is soothouse
nt_partlycloudly r/wooosh
The plot twist is one of these people is actually telling the truth
ak24 probably the ones with pictures ... They might be the ones telling truth.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is LAID
Cool.
Ya and the moons made of cheese
Probably the guy who got raped in a port-a-potty
3:53
*My friend got laid last night because he said he was friends with me to a girl*
Me: Yup That happened.
*SMH*
And everybody clapped, and Obama was there, and I got a scholarship to Harvard!
And then I singlehandedly took down ISIS while simultaneously solving global warming.
Lolllll
Cool
* HE SAID THE THING! HE NEVER SAYS THE THING*
At 6:08, you sound like the dude that plays Kronk on "Emperor's new groove"
Patrick Warburton?
The history.
The history for comments.
The history specifically chosen to have comments. The comments' history. That history.
Cool
*his actual age!!*
“Sexy mixed girl”
As a mixed girl myself, I don’t want that person anywhere near me.
LizzieShiro they said SEXY
Tachanka * ouch dude
LizzieShiro your PFP looks like Casca from Berserk.
@@dope531 *slow clap* wow what a good roast 😑😑
same
"bruh you got rapped in a porta potty"
Damn
5 months and nobody spotted the R A P P E D
Raped***
R A P
B A T T L E
A god send wooooosh
2:49 he had underage sex in a porta potty. And he's bragging about it. Even if it happened in his strange little fantasy that's still gross.
I’ve just discovered your channel and I must say, it’s my favorite right now 👌👌 I’m binge watching 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Heather Johnson I read that twice as "I've just divorced your channel"
Ashton Show 03 you literally just made me read over my comment obsessively to make sure I didn’t type that 😂
Ashton Show 03 same, I thought they meant unsubscribed
cool
Same!
Just imagine if someone walked in on Sorrow while recording this
JustALotofBoxes 😂
"How can you not like Game Of Thrones? Sex scenes, naked ladies..."
That's precisely why I DON'T like Game Of Thrones. Also the incest part.
*And the Starbucks coffee.*
So you hate the best parts of anything?
@@roxassora2706 Yes.
WhiteKnights, Nice Guys, Incels and their god: Elliot Rodger
The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse or the holy trinity.
deus vult Idk if you're just trying to be edgy or not but you failed.
NastyTheFrog37 yeah his attempt was kind of pathetic, just like Elliot
jesus
Abi Spaghetitties Nigga, no.
6:03
> says he’s jacked
> only lifts three times a week
oh yeah, sure you are, buddy.
Steoff Okay, so i am not sure if i am right. But it actually takes 16 weeks to get jacked, so he probably is lying...
3 times a week is easily enough to bulk up.
@Jai Horton on a typical 2800 calorie bulk going to the gym 3 times a week most likely any body weight you’re putting on is probably fat
I comment on old Videos depends
@Releuf thank you for saying that
well i guess it's legal
Yoav He legal. He said he a big boy.
It really is time people stop using autism as an insult
the truth
Sounds like something an autistic person would say
I'm autistic. There is a reason Autistic is an insult, and it's because we make people uncomfortable.
@@userequaltoNull Maybe, but it doesn't make it right for people to use an uncontrollable mental disorder as an insult towards people being a cunt of their own volition
imagine if people used physical illnesses the same way they used autism. like you'll find someone being mildly stupid/a cunt online and tell them to stop having irritable bowel syndrome or smth
I love how the guy who said squirt everywhere is not only talking about a minor but also how she was super sensitive so he needed no skill with his tiny penorse
What if he was 15?
Pootboot more importantly, it’s statutory rape.
Why would anyone think that first one is a good idea?
715490 926 I mean, humor is subjective, but wearing that shirt in public is a bad idea lol
It'd probably make more sense if you were stupid
UHGUBAGOO
- Bill Cosby
"I can guess what you just did, dude, but judging on her expression-- _I don't think she did_ ."
Bro whenever people talk about this stuff I feel like there three different responses
1) *points at random person* Did you ask?
2) According to scientific studies, I didn't ask
3) cool.
Ikr it reminds me of that one time where i fucked 800 women in a bar bathroom cus i'm a heccin baller bro
I lost it at “I FUCKED HERMIONE!”
Same
LEVIOSUUUUUUUUUUH
2:20 *and then everyone clapped*
I LOVE this guy so much. His narrations are the funniest. I wish he was still doing these. Xxx
Your Bill Cosby impression is on point 👌🏼
It’s amazing that I used to be jealous and depressed when I saw people bragging about their sex lives. Now I just find it unbelievably sad and disgusting.
It’s been nearly a year, HE IS STILL RISEN!!!
Amen all hail his MIGHTY STATURE!!!
I can't tell what's cringier. The ones that are obvious blatant lies, or the ones that are true but they still feel the need to puff themselves up in public and on the internet
"I ended up having sex instead of going to gym" sounds like an excuse Mac from Always Sunny would make, particularly before he came out and was overcompensating with women.
these always remind me of Dennis, especially the super narcissistic ones
Andrei "I fucked my teacher" is totally Dennis.
Samantha Port but more importantly, he was not raped!
That Bill Cosby t-shirt has a totally differently meaning now
r/whooosh
Biff hows that a wooosh, that was the joke, r/woooosh
Doesn't seem like that lmao
@@NovatemiArt the hell that wasnt a woosh
@@NovatemiArt r/foundamoblieuser
Anyone who uses “whom” un-ironically you can assume they don’t have sex.
“Whoms’t” on the other hand...