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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 6 лет назад +5569

    Yo that iambic pentameter was legitimately excellent.

    • @miahayes8061
      @miahayes8061 5 лет назад +122

      Low key yeah

    • @sth02
      @sth02 5 лет назад +154

      That might have been the best post in this vid.

    • @MattZaharias
      @MattZaharias 5 лет назад +248

      Gf and I both agree that person should get a date/will impress someone who is nerdy and into quirky shit like that. Well done, thoughtful/clever poem... even concluded with a rather poignant line.

    • @CuteLittleHen
      @CuteLittleHen 5 лет назад +92

      I love the Skyrim music in the background.

    • @cthulhujankinx5652
      @cthulhujankinx5652 5 лет назад +22

      That was hella cool, I need to relearn it

  • @zoie8088
    @zoie8088 5 лет назад +2881

    "you seem really intelligent and not ghetto for a black guy"
    *Insert John Mulaney "now we don't have time to unpack all that!"*

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +86

      Just throw the whole suit case

    • @Feliciatanktop
      @Feliciatanktop 4 года назад +109

      The amount of racism from online dating as a black person is really... exhausting

    • @kavonnthomas2491
      @kavonnthomas2491 4 года назад +24

      @@Feliciatanktop it really is

    • @jacksonashmolean1035
      @jacksonashmolean1035 4 года назад +15

      @@Feliciatanktop TIP: Never go on online dating sites. Follow this tip from now on. Online dating sites are fucking trashy.

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 года назад +5

      Seriously, I've found like 5 John Mulaney references in SorrowTv's videos, I thought I was going insane

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  6 лет назад +3993

    So my brother was totally in this one, and I forgot to include that in the title. Not like he has a RUclips channel yet or anything, so he ain't mad

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 5 лет назад +1438

    Mad respect for the dude who busted out the Shakespearean sonnet

    • @daypsiequartz
      @daypsiequartz 4 года назад +76

      @@thegreatskinkpriest8104 14 lines, iambic pentameter, 3 quatrains, ends with a rhyming couplet.
      Literally the format of an English/Shakespearean sonnet.
      Also it's a joke, dude. Don't take things so seriously 👍

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 4 года назад +19

      @@daypsiequartz gottem

    • @bubbles2319
      @bubbles2319 4 года назад +18

      @@daypsiequartz Damn they deleted their post, what'd it say?

    • @daypsiequartz
      @daypsiequartz 4 года назад +24

      @@bubbles2319 they just said that it wasn't a Shakespearean sonnet.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Год назад +4

      I WANTED TO SEE THE REACTION

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 6 лет назад +5331

    "Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink"
    Daaaaaaaayyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuummm

    • @Ren1111
      @Ren1111 6 лет назад +115

      Oof!

    • @blh2290
      @blh2290 6 лет назад +143

      They're gonna need some aloe for that burn

    • @codeunknown3277
      @codeunknown3277 6 лет назад +149

      that belongs on /r murderdbywords

    • @torsmork
      @torsmork 6 лет назад +56

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

    • @terrabite7685
      @terrabite7685 6 лет назад +15

      That Lady was Lightly toasted before being sent to the depths of hell by the savagery of the knight we call: *skinny jean the III*

  • @MacyPooh196
    @MacyPooh196 6 лет назад +5827

    My favorite thing is when people are blatantly racist and don’t understand why people get pissed.

    • @blh2290
      @blh2290 6 лет назад +410

      The ones that tried using racism as an icebreaker were pretty baffling. The responses they got were pretty hilarious though lol

    • @zoleroid7027
      @zoleroid7027 5 лет назад +89

      I like to watch stupid people do stupid things after warning them it's a stupid idea,
      And starting RUclips comment wars (usually by accident when forgetting most people can't understand a joke)

    • @valhar2000
      @valhar2000 5 лет назад +15

      @
      MacyPooh196
      It happens all the time.

    • @litledevel15
      @litledevel15 5 лет назад +2

      You actually believed that...? Lmao 😂 people are so gullible these days.

    • @TheMurrmursonbottle
      @TheMurrmursonbottle 5 лет назад +131

      “Wow, I usually hate negroes, but you act pretty white for your race! :) Would you like to discuss the benefits of slavery?”

  • @natinblack9577
    @natinblack9577 6 лет назад +2667

    _"Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink?"_ I literally paused and said, "Oh shit."

  • @MrDeeb8
    @MrDeeb8 6 лет назад +3750

    "Why two kids before you're legally allowed to drink" O O O O O O F

  • @BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis
    @BruhWhyDidTheyChangeThis 6 лет назад +3151

    TIP:
    Don’t tell someone they look good for whatever race they are.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +67

      Aaron Kempster I'm sad we have to say this.

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 5 лет назад +157

      I can’t tell you the amount of times I get the “you’re so pretty for a black girl” comment...it’s not a compliment. It’s sad to have to explain WHY. That level of ignorance is uncanny and I’ll never understand it.

    • @jellybeanjustin82
      @jellybeanjustin82 5 лет назад +26

      exactly! just tell them they look nice.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +68

      Maybe it's for the best? Kinda lets you dodge a bullet, by knowing right off the bat that they're scum.

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 лет назад +11

      @@Ratty_Mask you look nice considering the fact your a earthian(idk)

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 5 лет назад +317

    95% match with your own mother? Even Freud says YIKES to that one.

  • @frmcf
    @frmcf 6 лет назад +7862

    That sonnet was actually pretty good.

    • @Lewis0_o
      @Lewis0_o 6 лет назад +653

      yeah, I was like daaaamn, das some shakespeare shit there, iambic pentameter is the best shit to listen to when it's done well.

    • @celestialtree709
      @celestialtree709 6 лет назад +205

      Pretty sure he stole that.

    • @yPGzRicardo
      @yPGzRicardo 6 лет назад +272

      If he did I'd be glad if you could tell me the source. I was looking for it but couldn't find it.

    • @sarawawa8984
      @sarawawa8984 6 лет назад +47

      Fraser McFadyen right? I mean she asked for it.

    • @glisero4043
      @glisero4043 6 лет назад +155

      Dude, are you kidding?! It was AMAZING! Btw I need sauce too if it's "stolen"

  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 5 лет назад +2257

    “You’re pretty cute for-”
    STOP. Just. Don’t continue.

    • @elijahvalongo9528
      @elijahvalongo9528 4 года назад +84

      For an ugly guy

    • @noelhann5262
      @noelhann5262 4 года назад +23

      You’re pretty cute for a b

    • @technoalchemist4402
      @technoalchemist4402 4 года назад +169

      “You’re pretty cute for a human.”

    • @Qotzu
      @Qotzu 4 года назад +97

      @@technoalchemist4402 that would scare off everyone

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +4

      @@elijahvalongo9528
      LMAO

  • @WilburSoot
    @WilburSoot 6 лет назад +1695

    They don't let me on dating websites anymore.

    • @theallaroundnerd9889
      @theallaroundnerd9889 6 лет назад +57

      That's because of soothouse doing the furry stuff.

    • @abbyfloyd6980
      @abbyfloyd6980 6 лет назад +23

      Wilbur Soot ha loser you arent even verified ha gay

    • @tedmosbee7787
      @tedmosbee7787 6 лет назад +14

      Just wait, they'll not let you in a 5 mile radius of a primary school too

    • @Morgan-xj3nt
      @Morgan-xj3nt 6 лет назад +13

      Wilbur Soot : It's okay there many fish in the sea, just dry the ocean up to get one easy though

    • @youronlinegirlfriend5508
      @youronlinegirlfriend5508 6 лет назад +3

      But your hot! I'm not alone on this right?? Everyone thinks Wilbur is hot?

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 4 года назад +517

    Also, dating a racist dude is automatically dating down unless you are also racist.

    • @mariebunn45
      @mariebunn45 4 года назад +20

      @OfficialSmuglyFrog being racist means ur a snowflake who cant handle that people of other races exist and are human. Its dating down because racist people have 0 braincells left and cant comprehend that minorities are as human or more human than they are

    • @asealdenmogd4232
      @asealdenmogd4232 4 года назад +2

      Ok so i be racist then :D

    • @sabinastrash6813
      @sabinastrash6813 4 года назад +1

      _I hate all of you_

    • @biksit4095
      @biksit4095 2 года назад +17

      New take: dating a racist person makes you also racist

    • @debomb721
      @debomb721 2 года назад +12

      @@asealdenmogd4232 oooh edgelord

  • @AK-jl2wm
    @AK-jl2wm 6 лет назад +510

    Okay but that dude did so well with the whole Shakespearian sonnet

  • @diobrando9324
    @diobrando9324 5 лет назад +803

    "I got catfished but she got weed so its coo"
    *IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME*

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 5 лет назад +13

      Family Guy: [We have the technology, but don't wanna spend a lot of money.]

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 года назад +14

      *OVERCOME ADAPT*
      Im choking

    • @kosta7084
      @kosta7084 4 года назад +2

      Dad?!?!

    • @MedicFromTF2_REAL
      @MedicFromTF2_REAL 4 года назад +1

      DIO

    • @kc4892
      @kc4892 3 года назад +3

      thank you dio, very cool

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 6 лет назад +593

    Jesus, people... Telling someone they are (insert quality) for their race is not a compliment...

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 6 лет назад +22

      ur hot for a white guy

    • @maninredhelm
      @maninredhelm 6 лет назад +84

      You're pretty perceptive for a youtube commenter.

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 6 лет назад +14

      fuck

    • @jerg1917
      @jerg1917 6 лет назад +42

      "you're pretty smart for a black guy" ..oh no

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 6 лет назад +5

      your profile pic is moon man

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 6 лет назад +728

    I'm just saying, that poetry stuff in the beginning was straight fire. I particularly appreciated the words "surely sought in jest." He was obviously poking back at her

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 6 лет назад +24

      casadilla111 but the sad thing is, even though she expects that shit in order to be interested in a guy she probably replies "k" more often than not.

    • @noticeable_difference7340
      @noticeable_difference7340 6 лет назад +46

      r/niceguys ^^^^^^^

    • @ChiyoBebe.
      @ChiyoBebe. 6 лет назад +7

      r m pThats a girl, dude.

    • @bellakonrad5952
      @bellakonrad5952 6 лет назад +22

      @@ChiyoBebe. r/nicegirls ^^^^^^^

    • @ChiyoBebe.
      @ChiyoBebe. 6 лет назад +2

      Bella Konrad It’s true though, Girls say k.

  • @gaihokuwu
    @gaihokuwu 6 лет назад +1273

    The onion line has me dying

    • @diegosanchez894
      @diegosanchez894 5 лет назад +33

      It had me in tears

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 лет назад +21

      OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS!!!

    • @computethis1533
      @computethis1533 5 лет назад +8

      *LAYERS!!! onions have LAYERS.*

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 лет назад +3

      [Firstname] [Lastname] I might put it in my okcupid bio

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 5 лет назад

      I read it as “the first onion line has me dying” and restarted the video, frick you.

  • @skollseye7068
    @skollseye7068 5 лет назад +622

    "Hey you're [compliment] for a [race] guy."
    This does not work. Instead of it sounding like a compliment, it sounds like an insult.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +70

      It is an insult, passive aggressive does not make it not an insult

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 лет назад +19

      It's a shame that this still needs to be said.

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 4 года назад +33

      Hey, you're pretty fly for a White guy!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад

      Because it is

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 года назад +17

      From the creators of a "you're pretty [compliment] for a girl".

  • @soliloquint
    @soliloquint 5 лет назад +360

    that iambic pentameter was genuinely dope though

    • @anarcho-pingu
      @anarcho-pingu 4 года назад +3

      I see why you have this private account

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 4 года назад +183

    "Dude, youre almost 30! Why the skinny jeans?"
    "Because i can. Why 2 kids before you're legally allowed to drink?"
    *Ooooh, that hit hard*

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 лет назад +2596

    Is r/ascist a thing? I feel like it should be a thing.

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 5 лет назад +529

      Oh man. That would be the biggest category on Reddit. The internet is partly known for random racism.

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 лет назад +49

      @@oboss7740 it is
      A
      Pun

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +66

      @@angryyogbuscus1578 wooooooooooooosh

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 лет назад +75

      @@FrancisR420 so the joke is that they... didn't get the joke?

    • @angryyogbuscus1578
      @angryyogbuscus1578 5 лет назад +77

      @@oboss7740 at this point I genuinely cannot tell if the original reply was meant as a sarcastic sort of "I'm going to undercut your joke by playing dumb" joke, or a "I don't like your joke so I'm going to play dumb to insult you" joke or if I'm completely off the mark altogether.
      So I'm just going to not say anything further, 'cause I don't think this is going anywhere fun.

  • @kamenridernephilim
    @kamenridernephilim 6 лет назад +717

    An escort meeting an escort online and neither can figure out who pays. This is some weird almost universe destroying paradox stuff like matter and anti matter, a dehumidifier next to a heater, and needing scissors to open a package that contains scissors.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 6 лет назад +43

      a dehumidifier next to a heater? do you mean an air conditioner next to a heater, or a humidifier next to a dehumidifier? Or have I missed some context cause I am in the comment section prior to finishing the video?

    • @epm1012
      @epm1012 6 лет назад +21

      kamenridernephilim r/whoosh

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 5 лет назад +37

      The dude was trolling her

    • @erdrickortega6722
      @erdrickortega6722 5 лет назад +8

      Almost positive she wasn’t an escort and the dude was trolling her

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 5 лет назад +6

      It's still a funny paradoxical scenario even if it's fake

  • @mordi9286
    @mordi9286 6 лет назад +555

    That necrophilia comment was surprising and funny.

  • @nope_118
    @nope_118 5 лет назад +232

    The response to the hung guy was great, good way to creep a creep out

    • @v0rtexbeater
      @v0rtexbeater 3 года назад +5

      Or turn him on

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 2 года назад +1

      @@v0rtexbeater He has clearly shown to be a creep. So... I suppose he could have been into necrophilia. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't.
      I prefer necromancy. Having sex with corpses is weird. But reviving enough skeletons to have an entire army so I can take over the world...
      That just sounds really, _really_ fun.
      Hail Sithis.

  • @_wintermute
    @_wintermute 6 лет назад +614

    The sonnet guy is a legend

    • @axlthesnake
      @axlthesnake 6 лет назад +30

      Next Shakespeare is on a dating site

    • @bingleboink
      @bingleboink 6 лет назад +25

      I know right that shits fire

    • @psyrenxiii
      @psyrenxiii 6 лет назад +21

      Ngl I'd give a first date for an original sonnet

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 лет назад +7

      The guy with the complimentary tango lessons as well XD
      Give both the Pulitzer award!

  • @nickmargulis3842
    @nickmargulis3842 6 лет назад +203

    I got a bunch of weird looks recently during lessons because I randomly started chuckling from the “DOUBLE DOOOOWN” line out of nowhere

  • @Aloemancer
    @Aloemancer 6 лет назад +403

    The sonnet was actually pretty good tho

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 6 лет назад +7

      Ya Boi Solzhenitsyn yeah that one probably took a while

  • @Sunny-zm9wr
    @Sunny-zm9wr 6 лет назад +579

    What is it with these people who seem to think racism is a good pick up line?

    • @extr4tr0pical53
      @extr4tr0pical53 6 лет назад +43

      Nope. Ikr like the man saying he's "dating down" and the woman saying the black man seems smart

    • @The_real_karen1
      @The_real_karen1 6 лет назад +1

      shut up blackyn

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 лет назад +62

      If you marry me ;) You get 50% of my white privilege

    • @Sunny-zm9wr
      @Sunny-zm9wr 6 лет назад +4

      Error: Unknown User LMAO

    • @enchaentaed
      @enchaentaed 6 лет назад +1

      I’LL TAKE IT MASA

  • @CrackaDon
    @CrackaDon 6 лет назад +703

    "I'm really 16 but act 21"
    Wow, so mature!

  • @KINGBLUESKI
    @KINGBLUESKI 6 лет назад +1056

    "She got weed tho" 😂

    • @daaltu6125
      @daaltu6125 5 лет назад +36

      she cool

    • @daaltu6125
      @daaltu6125 5 лет назад +6

      @@The-ft9zv oh.. let me adjust something

    • @thewokeagenda
      @thewokeagenda 5 лет назад

      u got weed tho?

    • @Albert._
      @Albert._ 5 лет назад

      Gave this the 666th like, this is epic

    • @theparrot6516
      @theparrot6516 3 года назад

      @@Albert._ it has 969 likes now

  • @kay-412
    @kay-412 6 лет назад +568

    That Skyrim tavern music tho 👌🏻

  • @livlmao508
    @livlmao508 6 лет назад +422

    Never stop singing Sorrow it’s the highlight of my day

    • @moisessoto5061
      @moisessoto5061 6 лет назад +6

      thats the only reason i dislike his videos

    • @whatifgoogleisntgoogle1301
      @whatifgoogleisntgoogle1301 6 лет назад +6

      Moises Soto because he sings better than all of us?😢😢😛😆😆😆😆

    • @moisessoto5061
      @moisessoto5061 6 лет назад +2

      its still not good and very annoying to be turning the volume down each time he does his high pitch singing

    • @teriyakifiend
      @teriyakifiend 6 лет назад

      +Moises Soto honestly, if I hated his singing, It'd be because he's a way better singer than anyone in this comment section combined.

  • @TipsyRiver
    @TipsyRiver 6 лет назад +2855

    The fucking Transformers cover changed my life. Been singing it like "Transformers, they came from the sky" for 15 years now.

    • @JJR221
      @JJR221 6 лет назад +25

      Tipsy River that works just as well 😭👌👌

    • @LeafMaltieze
      @LeafMaltieze 6 лет назад +189

      Transformers, robots in your eyes.
      Transformers, robots and some fries
      Transformers, row boats in disguise.
      Transformers, rabbis in disguise.
      Lamp formers, robots in disguise.
      it's 5am. why did I type this out instead of sleeping?

    • @vinegar...
      @vinegar... 6 лет назад +34

      Leaf Maltieze because nobody here has a life

    • @thejfan7318
      @thejfan7318 6 лет назад +5

      trans boy

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 лет назад +18

      Robots into guys

  • @KUYAMIN
    @KUYAMIN 6 лет назад +100

    the liam neeson one got me, the pickup line was amazing and the response was equally amazing. relationship goals

  • @MrBones256
    @MrBones256 6 лет назад +342

    Strategic "oof" is on point.
    Honestly my favorite part of any of those videos.

  • @Wi-Fi-El
    @Wi-Fi-El 6 лет назад +225

    How tf is dating a black girl "dating down"??? If she's cute and cool idc what color her skin is. Excluding a good girl (or guy if you like guys) for being a different skin color or race is petty

    • @malakaiesp
      @malakaiesp 6 лет назад +1

      WoOoO yOu ArE DiScRiMiNaTiNg Me BcUz I'm AsExUaL WOoOoOoOoOoO

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 6 лет назад +11

      It's called being a "nice guy"

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 5 лет назад

      Malakai *WE MUST RISE AGAINST THIS*

    • @Just1nY.
      @Just1nY. 2 года назад +3

      Not just petty.
      Weird & evil to call it “dating down”
      Dating a racist is dating down

  • @tigermaster5321
    @tigermaster5321 6 лет назад +348

    When he says "wtf" at 6:47 it sounds like the same guy who said "wtf richard" on that old vine

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +4

      Richard

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap 6 лет назад +2

      yES

    • @whoelsebutsav
      @whoelsebutsav 5 лет назад +22

      Tiger Master 6:45*

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 5 лет назад +6

      I just looked that vine up now and holy shit you're right

    • @CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND
      @CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND 5 лет назад +6

      “On that old vine” 😪 man i guess it has finally come to that

  • @samflynn97
    @samflynn97 6 лет назад +67

    8:57 "vader" is actually the Dutch word for "father" so she basically called him "daddy."

  • @Creampuf1977
    @Creampuf1977 6 лет назад +318

    I'd definitely say yes to anyone who sent that sonnet to me

    • @aries6663
      @aries6663 6 лет назад +3

      Nah im too stupid

    • @Slurptacular64
      @Slurptacular64 6 лет назад +17

      Da CookieGod honestly if you need to resort to sonnets to win a girl over, I say go all the way like that dude did

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 6 лет назад +16

      I'd give him a chance, the guy put the work in.

    • @aries6663
      @aries6663 6 лет назад

      Matthew Cloutier nah I cant make a sonnet
      But copy and paste can help!

    • @michelles7601
      @michelles7601 6 лет назад +1

      Creampuf1977 I know right?

  • @mivescensa4303
    @mivescensa4303 6 лет назад +241

    I love how he says ‘complimentary tango lessons’

  • @MasterMedicHQ
    @MasterMedicHQ 6 лет назад +417

    The singing isn't even ironic anymore, it's intended to be good

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 6 лет назад +1

      I don't like it.

    • @MasterMedicHQ
      @MasterMedicHQ 6 лет назад +3

      Vaping Fury What subreddit cringe culture do you come from

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 6 лет назад +1

      I don't like it and that's it!

  • @LeviathanSushi
    @LeviathanSushi 5 лет назад +80

    I wish I had SorrowTV's level of vocal range, the things this dude can do with his voice is incredible.

  • @schuylerdade
    @schuylerdade 6 лет назад +1297

    Ahhhh the open racism! Reminds me why I stopped dating online.

    • @MAKUA5D
      @MAKUA5D 6 лет назад +78

      Schuyler Dade stop being black

    • @Awildgamer
      @Awildgamer 6 лет назад +132

      Clearly the only solution

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 6 лет назад +46

      Oversized ego of many women (I assume men too, but that wasn't my target group so...) is the reason why I stopped. Way too often when I said, "I don't feel it, but you're cool and I'd like to remain friends," they got offended as if I slapped them in the face with my Johnson. Others never replied again, which is fine. The self-righteousness was just too much, though.

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 лет назад +63

      Oh I stopped because im 9.

    • @kikoonthemove
      @kikoonthemove 6 лет назад +66

      I mean at least they're open with it.... I guess. The process of elimination happens faster.

  • @AshleighLeighanne
    @AshleighLeighanne 6 лет назад +462

    5 good singers that’s aren’t known more are
    - Cavetown
    - GhostbustersVHS
    - (Band) American Pleasure Club
    - Abbey Glover
    - Emmanoodle
    - Dodie Clark
    - SorrowTV

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 6 лет назад +214

    Wow, you enunciated the iambic pentameter in the correct way.
    That’s really difficult, I know because I’ve tried.

  • @popcornegg4405
    @popcornegg4405 5 лет назад +180

    “I’m going to jump out a window now”
    Sorrow tv: well that was funny-
    *this user disabled their account*

    • @SaintSC05
      @SaintSC05 4 года назад +9

      Yes. That was the joke. Thank you for repeating it

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 года назад +2

      Thanks I didn't watch the video

  • @xNAT-og4hm
    @xNAT-og4hm 6 лет назад +802

    "I bet you live at home" That's a pretty fair assumption.

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 лет назад +74

      Error: Unknown User I bet you drink water you ice blood consumer

    • @eva-kp6jh
      @eva-kp6jh 6 лет назад +47

      I bet you eat food, you probably not-vegan.

    • @newfoundrooski
      @newfoundrooski 6 лет назад +23

      No, “I bet you talk to people” is even better.

    • @celestialgardens4101
      @celestialgardens4101 6 лет назад +22

      Nick Crane I bet your heart pumps blood, you aristocrat

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 лет назад +9

      I bet you comment on youtube you loud mouthed bass

  • @iroden5335
    @iroden5335 6 лет назад +2506

    Oh boy! I love race cards! Vrrroooooooomm

  • @aminalcrossing3433
    @aminalcrossing3433 6 лет назад +126

    *_complimentary tango lessons?_*

  • @bidoofis
    @bidoofis 5 лет назад +41

    4:37 I checked the date on a calendar and it was in a Tuesday which means that their manager messaged them DURING WORKING HOURS

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sure there's some kind of place that opens around 9-10.

  • @DimitriDiBoris
    @DimitriDiBoris 6 лет назад +220

    "Complimentary tango lessons?"

  • @mutated__donkey5840
    @mutated__donkey5840 6 лет назад +422

    all of these "smarter than average black guys" should have responded with "AYY YO SHOWDY WAT IT DO?!"

    • @TomSNC
      @TomSNC 5 лет назад +26

      Would've been perfect but idk if they would've responded back after that LOL

    • @amywebb359
      @amywebb359 5 лет назад +1

      @@ambersomething1693 hows that a yikes?

    • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
      @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 5 лет назад +16

      I've got a friend that responds to anti-Asian racism with the effect of "OHHHHH, YOU WANT EGG RORURU?"

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +1

      Ey where da white women at?

  • @franknad0
    @franknad0 6 лет назад +238

    IM SO HAPPTY U DIDN'T DITCH THE SINGING

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 6 лет назад

      Francesca Payette the singing gives me life

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 5 лет назад +39

    8:14 That was actually adorable. I hope they got together. XD

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin 6 лет назад +1143

    *double dOWN on that loneliness*

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 6 лет назад +182

    My African-American roommate definitely overheard the wrong part of this...

  • @oo7dudejoe
    @oo7dudejoe 6 лет назад +90

    3:26 is r\murderedwithword

  • @mynameistori1053
    @mynameistori1053 5 лет назад +54

    There was a tiny piece of a string (I’m sewing and outfit for my dog; don’t ask) on my screen and it made it look like the girl in the pfp at 9:10 had a beard. Just wanted to share that.

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 лет назад +4

      I'm sorry, you can't just post on the internet about sewing an outfit for your dog and not expect demands for pics when it's done.

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 лет назад

      Also, that's a mood, I crochet while watching Sorrow's videos all the time and I find up with little bits of yarn everywhere.

  • @mrMuttish
    @mrMuttish 6 лет назад +620

    Stay woke

    • @kamilee4123
      @kamilee4123 6 лет назад +7

      Or be broke

    • @grubbu7073
      @grubbu7073 6 лет назад +4

      *They gon' find ya*

    • @FlamingoRadio_
      @FlamingoRadio_ 6 лет назад +8

      I’m currently on the sixth level of *woke* right now, please send help…I haven’t slept in 3 months…

    • @dirtygiraffe
      @dirtygiraffe 6 лет назад +1

      Says the human/sheep hybrid playing the guitar.

    • @mrMuttish
      @mrMuttish 6 лет назад

      Dirty Giraffe says the dirty giraffe

  • @notmyname9191
    @notmyname9191 6 лет назад +186

    Oohhh the Taken one was actually really funny

  • @invertedv12powerhouse77
    @invertedv12powerhouse77 6 лет назад +77

    If the location for the first date matters so much that you would reject the dude on the spot (unless its a really bad place) then you probably should reconsider your attitude...

  • @RyubearSaysGao
    @RyubearSaysGao 6 лет назад +110

    Okcupid, more like "OK then, cupid..."

  • @usagichanp
    @usagichanp 6 лет назад +148

    tbh that iambic pentameter was p impressive.

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 6 лет назад

      Bloof the Poof agreed

    • @naejimba
      @naejimba 6 лет назад

      I don't even have a vag and I'm wet.

  • @Wabbaaajack
    @Wabbaaajack 6 лет назад +202

    Now I wanna know what that dudes thing was about Donald Glover

    • @870Slager
      @870Slager 6 лет назад

      same

    • @olihenderson1876
      @olihenderson1876 6 лет назад +18

      i just might try to match with him to hear the story.....😂✌️

    • @jt0n
      @jt0n 6 лет назад +5

      Donald Glover is the best

  • @ladyj.9350
    @ladyj.9350 6 лет назад +117

    the onion thing is gold

  • @xojnowns1520
    @xojnowns1520 4 года назад +50

    SorrowTV's brother was in this.
    ...at least I think it's his brother, sounds like him from the r/KenM video.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 года назад

      Yep

    • @abirdbrain9109
      @abirdbrain9109 2 года назад +2

      i’ve listened to this so many times and only realized there were two voices talking

  • @twitchyflash333
    @twitchyflash333 6 лет назад +146

    Did he just harmonize with himself? Baller.

  • @Aymannnnnnnn
    @Aymannnnnnnn 6 лет назад +43

    I liked the part when Megatron told Optimus that it's all over but ended up getting knocked the fuck out by Optimus

  • @sami-vh4bp
    @sami-vh4bp 6 лет назад +68

    Okay but if someone sent me a sonnet as good as 0:50 I would literally kneel down and ask to marry them.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад +28

    "I was just being nice!"
    *Proceeds to call dating a black person "dating down"*

  • @nlz1
    @nlz1 6 лет назад +91

    The redbone cover we didn’t know we desperately needed

  • @amethystgoblin5950
    @amethystgoblin5950 6 лет назад +60

    Shout out to Rin-Rin for the Win. They've been here forever. I like them a lot. I hope you see this

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 6 лет назад +22

    He actually did it in Iambic Pantametre, dude is that needy to make every fifth syllable stressed and unstressed

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 6 лет назад +42

    "Double Doowwn on that loneliness! Double doooowwwnn" I am crying X D

  • @diamonddog2638
    @diamonddog2638 6 лет назад +22

    "I got catfished, but she got weed tho so we cool".
    Damn... I have no words for that.

    • @aschreeder
      @aschreeder 6 лет назад +2

      Definition of true love

  • @jimmysalmeron5292
    @jimmysalmeron5292 6 лет назад +57

    *Plays the race Card*
    Sorrow: Artistic screeching

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 6 лет назад +7

      Don't think she was actually playing the race card. He said he was dating down because he was white and she was black.

    • @jimmysalmeron5292
      @jimmysalmeron5292 6 лет назад +6

      UB3RFR3NZY Thats what i assumed would be derived from my joke, i see where you're coming from, but i thought my joke was pretty clear

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад +3

      Artistic screeching... Clever.

    • @jimmysalmeron5292
      @jimmysalmeron5292 6 лет назад

      Cake Pop Artistic. 3:25, that is art

  • @mtotowamidiri
    @mtotowamidiri 6 лет назад +107

    The escort bit is killing me 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonycollado3096
    @anthonycollado3096 6 лет назад +70

    I love the Skyrim music

  • @jennifer1090
    @jennifer1090 6 лет назад +458

    Damn that outro had my wig snatched to another dimension

    • @jennifer1090
      @jennifer1090 6 лет назад +2

      @thejrr there's an artist named Elena Sai. A Google search should pull up a lot and you'll find the art 😁

    • @frunklebunk
      @frunklebunk 6 лет назад +1

      Jennifer same girl 😂

  • @NathanFromTheCommentsSection
    @NathanFromTheCommentsSection 6 лет назад +101

    The Roblox death sound at 3:35 killed me.

  • @PatriotDank
    @PatriotDank 6 лет назад +43

    3:00 "I bet my bottom dollar you also live at home" What does that mean? We all live at home

    • @closotezuka
      @closotezuka 6 лет назад +10

      Trevor Werner homeless people dont

    • @bananan0va737
      @bananan0va737 6 лет назад +11

      I think it means “Parents home” but I’m still unsure

    • @irnspider9600
      @irnspider9600 6 лет назад +4

      it means parents home but its a rlly annoying phrase bc it doesnt make much sense lol

    • @PatriotDank
      @PatriotDank 6 лет назад

      scarlet jjh It really doesn't make sense

  • @DulyDownward
    @DulyDownward 6 лет назад +94

    7:23 Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat right over there?

    • @everan3508
      @everan3508 3 года назад +3

      You're not Chris you're Duly.

  • @spyderbyte975
    @spyderbyte975 6 лет назад +94

    Your singing at the end frightened my mother's dog
    This is hilarious

    • @phonetheory7056
      @phonetheory7056 6 лет назад

      Max Palmer WHY DID YOU PUT THIS ON RUclips? I laughed... a little... its like 3:00 am for me wtf.

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 6 лет назад +212

    r/insanepeoplefacebook?

    • @kevinnovo2197
      @kevinnovo2197 6 лет назад +8

      Anon E. Mousse include me in the screencap

    • @vaporizedbug
      @vaporizedbug 6 лет назад +3

      Kevin Novobilsky Include me in the screencap daddy
      FTFY

    • @matchuBBG
      @matchuBBG 6 лет назад +3

      Thats a fucking first class idea

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 6 лет назад

      Include my donger in the screencock

    • @zdavis9091
      @zdavis9091 6 лет назад +1

      Anon E. Mousse Wish granted.

  • @Stranded73
    @Stranded73 6 лет назад +39

    "He looked at the hand the Lord gave him and he ... doubled down!" 😂🎶

  • @Maatkara1000
    @Maatkara1000 6 лет назад +160

    That girl asked for iambic pentameters and that guy gave her some amazing iambic pentameters. IF SHE DOESN'T MARRY HIM, I WILL. THAT DUDE IS THE ABSOLUTE DREAM OF EVERY PHILOLOGIST OUT HERE!!!!!!!!

  • @cultureshock72
    @cultureshock72 6 лет назад +39

    Singing Redbone after Donald Glover was very briefly mentioned in the early part of the video was some subtle genius.

  • @Xonndy
    @Xonndy 6 лет назад +25

    I used to work for okcupid, they hire ppl to talk to members on the website until the guy finds a real women to pursue ( 10 men/3 women ratio), surprisingly I was one of the few females working, most employees and the best of them used to be young gay guys, enjoy okcupid members. ( you are prolly talking to an Argentinian gay dude about what you would like to do to the lady on the stock photos you see on their profile lol. 👌🏻)

  • @bas2452
    @bas2452 6 лет назад +64

    Your commentary is pretty funny , but that "oeh" you throw in when the real cringe hits.. is the reason i subscribed.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 5 лет назад +402

    0:01
    well,i'm not a Transformer
    But i have a trans daughter,so i Guess that makes me...
    *T R A N S P A R E N T ;)*

    • @k1ngcrazy460
      @k1ngcrazy460 4 года назад +15

      One Menacing Shitpost sometimes the name is completely true

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 года назад +39

      Your joke hurts me inside. I love it. Your kid has a great parent

    • @lauraortiz2133
      @lauraortiz2133 4 года назад +7

      Damnn nice dad joke

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 4 года назад +9

      @@HelghastStalker *INTERNET TROLL ALERT* DO NOT ENGAGE! REPEAT! DO NOT ENGAGE!!

    • @soldiaz7261
      @soldiaz7261 4 года назад +3

      Kurt -051 How does it feel being so blatantly anti science and douchey :)

  • @ryanblack3686
    @ryanblack3686 6 лет назад +103

    How to insult a fan of Liam Neeson when he asks your favorite Liam movie: The Phantom Menace.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 лет назад +3

      Ryan Black midichlorians

    • @Hys868
      @Hys868 6 лет назад +5

      Ryan Black I mean he was one of the best things in that movie

    • @HirokuDev
      @HirokuDev 6 лет назад

      Too right, Rhys

  • @baileyread5873
    @baileyread5873 6 лет назад +93

    Why aren’t you on Broadway, Sorrow?

    • @supyoist
      @supyoist 6 лет назад +1

      Bc there's a difference between singing and making notes

    • @baileyread5873
      @baileyread5873 6 лет назад +1

      supyoist Listen to the outro and you shall agree with me

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 6 лет назад +1267

    Haha yea back before I was married, I was on OKCupid. There really are cu*ts who sound like they expect YOU to be creative, chase them, and come up with everything, or else you're not "worth their time". And it's funny because if you do meet one like that, they end up having the most bland personality. I don't miss those days haha

    • @bananatim178
      @bananatim178 6 лет назад +79

      T Timeler Oh, I thought it said "back when I was married," instead of "back before I was married." That confused me 😆

    • @lavendert6911
      @lavendert6911 6 лет назад +17

      You’re married? Congrats!

    • @civils6790
      @civils6790 6 лет назад +2

      T Timeler what is an okcupid?

    • @lavendert6911
      @lavendert6911 6 лет назад +2

      Filbert Jonathan A dating website

    • @Meggsie
      @Meggsie 6 лет назад +53

      Omg, my kid brother is on tinder and has the exact same problem. They want him to entertain them, excite them, and plan out their first conversation like it's a proposal for RUclips. But they offer nothing because they "are kinda pretty and not like other girls hur hur hur"
      Yuck

  • @marcuswhitworth9904
    @marcuswhitworth9904 5 лет назад +21

    The necrophilia one had me WHEEZING

  • @gizmobirdman
    @gizmobirdman 6 лет назад +411

    That geology pun 😂😂😂

    • @irregularshow3529
      @irregularshow3529 6 лет назад +7

      FIVE FACEBOOK LIKES

    • @mass3760
      @mass3760 6 лет назад +11

      granite, it's a good one

    • @vinegar...
      @vinegar... 6 лет назад +5

      Well i need a pun, so I'll just cobble up a reply.

    • @heliasprael3203
      @heliasprael3203 6 лет назад

      Honestly should've won her over with that lol

    • @j-69
      @j-69 6 лет назад

      prolly copied it of the internet tbh

  • @syanide3968
    @syanide3968 6 лет назад +163

    0:56 that Skyrim tune 😍

  • @charlierawlings5264
    @charlierawlings5264 6 лет назад +49

    Was not expecting racism, wow

  • @SuperPrettyPink101
    @SuperPrettyPink101 5 лет назад +29

    My experience on okc:
    Him "what would you wear if we wrestled?"
    Me "is that an innuendo or you mean like actual wrestling?"
    Him "actual wrestling. What would you wear?"
    Me *curious* *sends selfie in batman onesie*
    I soon admitted I wasn't interested, but I don't regret that conversation, I hope that guy found his wrestling soulmate ☺️