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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @rowan6650
    @rowan6650 4 года назад +933

    “Over the next months/years, you will: become older”
    PROFOUND

    • @Kevin-dt9xm
      @Kevin-dt9xm 4 года назад +92

      every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

    • @forlornmess7716
      @forlornmess7716 4 года назад +83

      @@Kevin-dt9xm there's enough bones in the human body to make a whole skeleton

    • @emptyice
      @emptyice 4 года назад +57

      The floor here is made out of floor

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 года назад +52

      There's enough water in the Atlantic Ocean to fill an entire Atlantic Ocean

    • @Diddlyy
      @Diddlyy 4 года назад +39

      There are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

  • @zutters7244
    @zutters7244 5 лет назад +3302

    *_ASTERISK A BULDGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE ASTERISK_*

    • @jib8108
      @jib8108 5 лет назад +99

      what's ironic is that you put asterisks between the comment like *this*

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 5 лет назад +49

      *AsTeRiSk*

    • @lukasausen
      @lukasausen 5 лет назад +14

      I realy can not believe this Guy Was being serious.

    • @trinitydraco1
      @trinitydraco1 5 лет назад +83

      *slaps with dick and runs away laughing* Hit em with the cringe and top it with a casual sexual assault!

    • @juniasdityenbeger4506
      @juniasdityenbeger4506 5 лет назад +3

      @Lord Revan * writhes on the floor in agony * XD

  • @grumpdogg213
    @grumpdogg213 6 лет назад +854

    That flower recipient girl was so fucking patient, that was the most gentle let down ever...AND HE WENT NUCLEAR

    • @Cerebrosum
      @Cerebrosum 6 лет назад +83

      Grump probably what set him off really. Her patience and grace grating worse than harsh words ever could.

    • @matthaizjeffrey1677
      @matthaizjeffrey1677 6 лет назад +4

      ikr

    • @dannywolfpero
      @dannywolfpero 6 лет назад +53

      Just don't send them to HER JOB. You might get the girl fired.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 лет назад +33

      Yeah man, that response was actually pretty vicious. I even felt it. But at least she see's what she avoided.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 лет назад +14

      Tangential_Tangine Apparently her friend responded down below and said those messages gave her panic attacks. I guess she's been through a lot too.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад +3255

    "I regret this conversation very much" - what every sentence, every girl in a conversation with a nice guy, boils down to.

    • @rishabseshadri3691
      @rishabseshadri3691 5 лет назад +65

      EXCUSE ME,
      MY MALE INTELLECT AND MY INTELLIGENCE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOUR MEESLY COMMENT. A NICE GUY LIKE ME GETS TURNED DOWN BECAUSE GIRLS JUST WANT DUMBASSES AS MEN. NICE GUYS LIKE ME DO NOT, SHOULD NOT, HAVE TO DEAL WITH GIRLS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SOCIETY. GIRLS DO NOT REGRET THIS DECISION, NICE GUYS LIKE *ME* DO

    • @the_kashka
      @the_kashka 5 лет назад +21

      Relatively "WTF"

    • @walkingonneedles
      @walkingonneedles 4 года назад +16

      Rishab Seshadri i cant tell whether this is serious or not its too good omg

    • @hybridepsilon2099
      @hybridepsilon2099 4 года назад +16

      Mika Norishita
      Then again, why would a “nice guy” be watching a video that’s laughing at their own kind and turning them into cringe-stock (more than they already were in the first place anyway)?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +7

      @@hybridepsilon2099 oh no.
      they're growing self-aware.

  • @Tiomasta
    @Tiomasta 6 лет назад +2462

    Narcissism. Insecurity. And lack of delayed gratification. These were the ingredients chosen to create the nice guy(TM)

    • @adamsandler7980
      @adamsandler7980 6 лет назад +96

      Tiomasta But Professer Reddit accidentally adding an extra ingredient to the mix! A large dose of liquid virginity!

    • @toaonua523
      @toaonua523 6 лет назад +45

      I'm pretty sure they're called low-functioning sociopaths.

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 лет назад +8

      If there's an r/soyboy, these kinda dudes would be all over it.

    • @loyalsdopeness8106
      @loyalsdopeness8106 6 лет назад +6

      Tiomasta BUT THEN AN EXTRA INGREDIENT CRINGY

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 лет назад +1

      Tiomasta genius

  • @rubyrowley9003
    @rubyrowley9003 5 лет назад +3535

    It's actually quite scary how quickly they turn. Just shows who they really are

    • @439bananas
      @439bananas 5 лет назад +94

      At least they didn't wind up with these creeps

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 5 лет назад +5

      **....**

    • @blahflah128
      @blahflah128 5 лет назад +6

      Desperation is not scary, it’s pathetic. I find a lot of women are eager to play damsel in distress as their victim points are rewarded with more popularity. Some guy seems nuts and unhinged, several miles away. He’s so unhinged he’s tying words, on a screen! The gall! Unhinged is taking a baseball bat to a car, unhinged is smashing windows.
      You are not weaker then these men’s expressed weakness. You don’t live in a world where as men rapidly turn their affections so quick your in immediate danger most of the time.
      Narratives like this demonise makes sexuality creating them to be more desperate sexually. Your perpetuating the problem here. Instead why not discuss giving men empowerment so they feel emboldened to be your partners like women and men both dream of?
      what are your thoughts to this kind of thinking?

    • @blahflah128
      @blahflah128 5 лет назад +1

      Ah another question, would you prefer that a man despite all odds ( unnecessary odds) climb against them, so when you know he’s in a great financial position, has a good social background, social position, educational status ect.... He was infact so brilliant that despite a crushing world, he overcame all odds for you. Or woman kind!
      Are you happy being looked at as a woman? Not as a individual person as a woman, a stereotype. Boiling your personhood down to a stereotype means gifts revolve around boxes of perfumes you must love because it says “woman” on it. Expect you to be caring, despite situations you perhaps don’t care about? Expect you to act like a woman and are in shock when you reveal your personality.
      Women want to be looked at like a stereotype when it suites them. They want to be looked at like a person so they can have their loneliness actually acknowledged, but we are too busy worshipping “women” and we ignore your personality almost entirely.
      Women have the power to end this properly. But you don’t. You want slaves drooling over you.

    • @annabodhi38
      @annabodhi38 5 лет назад +96

      Matty chewdttb ~ lol, my guess is that you've never had a real girlfriend and that your right hand gets plenty of action.

  • @lhumyaki
    @lhumyaki 5 лет назад +2551

    "Hey, I appreciated the flowers, but could you please not send them at my workplace because it raises questions and can be compromising for my work, please?" "You have NO AMBITION and NO WORK ETHIC"

    • @aradhyachoudhury3602
      @aradhyachoudhury3602 5 лет назад +120

      ..😂😂contradiction as hell..that dude was on weeds.

    • @samanthajungers8442
      @samanthajungers8442 5 лет назад +170

      Basically, the nice guy formula is full of contradictions.

    • @najeewilson8942
      @najeewilson8942 5 лет назад +14

      @@samanthajungers8442 exactly!

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 лет назад +36

      Honestly, that guys going to be what he described lmfao

    • @melissasmith4180
      @melissasmith4180 5 лет назад +64

      That guys was so insanely toxic, delusional, and Abusive as hell. Fuck that guy

  • @wigglebiggle1811
    @wigglebiggle1811 5 лет назад +2704

    I was recently chatting with a guy on an app and unfortunately, we just didn't connect. When I told him, he was actually really nice about. Thanked me for not just ignoring him and telling him straight then wished me luck, haven't heard from him since. That's a real nice guy.

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 4 года назад +217

      Cupid Betty
      Here here! What a lovely gent. I wish him luck in the journey

    • @ethanwalker3634
      @ethanwalker3634 4 года назад +11

      If you don’t mind me asking, how come you two didn’t connect then?

    • @coco1301
      @coco1301 4 года назад +278

      @@ethanwalker3634 oh my god youre one of them

    • @ethanwalker3634
      @ethanwalker3634 4 года назад +3

      babe y wrong way to spell you’re hot shot

    • @rosaparks6479
      @rosaparks6479 4 года назад +196

      @@ethanwalker3634 oh god he was right

  • @jacklent353
    @jacklent353 6 лет назад +2946

    *A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE*

    • @grapesodaa2141
      @grapesodaa2141 6 лет назад +65

      Jack Lent
      *-I believe that means a very different thing buddy-*

    • @ToriPeebs
      @ToriPeebs 6 лет назад +45

      You just can’t deny that he is at least a very creative person

    • @AcroGrade
      @AcroGrade 6 лет назад +23

      Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard on this channel

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 6 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 6 лет назад +6

      ToriPeebs
      I can deny it.

  • @deadoralev
    @deadoralev 5 лет назад +1915

    damn these girls really had the patience replying to these weird ass messages 💀

    • @spaicklesauce754
      @spaicklesauce754 5 лет назад

      pi

    • @TheVonzilla
      @TheVonzilla 5 лет назад +7

      @levian Right? As much truth as there is to SOME of the things the nice guys are saying(like never giving not super attractive guys the time of day, not really valuing nice/politeness over popularity/hotness/etc, and ... that’s about it), other than that sliver of truth, the niceguys don’t have a leg to stand on and are attacking with worse shit than most of the “Chads” would ever say to woman, even when trying to be dicks. Obviously women see right thru this routine most of the time, so how the fuck do they have the god-like patience to not rip these assholes apart after even just one text, let alone the 10-20 these girls are sitting thru? I’m average guy who has always batted far above my average, and I’m gonna tell you right now, I was nowhere near this nice to any nicegirls that pulled this sorta shit.

    • @Emikero
      @Emikero 5 лет назад +63

      @@TheVonzilla It doesn't matter how nice you "nice guys" are, if someone isn't interested in your advances, they're not interested. So instead of getting butthurt, suck it up, and move on. FFS, just because you compliment a girl does NOT mean she now needs to go on a date with you/sleep with you/send you explicit images of herself. It's the male prats in these messages who are up themselves and think they're God's Gift. Not the girls.

    • @TheVonzilla
      @TheVonzilla 5 лет назад +1

      @@Emikero Yeah you read my message wrong. I am not a niceguy, and I am not a nice guy. I said whatever truth might be in a couple of the things the niceguys say, doesn't compare to the awful things they say later. And how these women put up with it for more than two texts, I'll never know. I would not and have not had that kinda patience with the nicegirls in high school. I side with these women getting preyed upon, but I don't think they should put up with it at all. They should rip these dudes apart. Maybe read the comment all the way thru before bitching at people for shit they don't even support.

    • @SpicyCannoli
      @SpicyCannoli 5 лет назад +19

      I reply sometimes when I'm bored to tell ppl I'm not interested, but they just keep talking so I just ignore the messages now.

  • @minoanlight4545
    @minoanlight4545 5 лет назад +3135

    A fact: majority of abusive guys start out as “nice guys”.

    • @dalewilson2416
      @dalewilson2416 5 лет назад +312

      large majority, its an abuse tactic called "love bombing" these guys just werent smart/patient enough to do it properly (thank god)

    • @ksspook
      @ksspook 5 лет назад +14

      Abusive guys are nicer and fall into their own catalog

    • @dalewilson2416
      @dalewilson2416 5 лет назад +77

      im saying it seems like thats what they were trying to do, albeit unsuccsssfully. also yes, what these guys are doing when they realize theyre not getting any is abusive

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 лет назад +8

      Well he did open the door for her! That's equal! She won't even show boobs!

    • @minoanlight4545
      @minoanlight4545 5 лет назад +48

      buckets Citation is my dating experience and the experience of my friends. Self proclaimed nice guys are very dangerous types. Actual nice guys do not go around saying “hey, I am nice”. They let their actions speak for themselves.

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 6 лет назад +18167

    Oh god, the asterisks one had me cringing to the highest degree possible.

    • @whyargon
      @whyargon 6 лет назад +245

      slimkt **

    • @doutorjoota
      @doutorjoota 6 лет назад +1429

      It was so fucking painful. How can someone think that's something normal people do??

    • @davidkwei4192
      @davidkwei4192 6 лет назад +1010

      I think that one might just be a troll. I think I have seen the *bulge grows in pants to signify confidence* before this

    • @rahfu3174
      @rahfu3174 6 лет назад +234

      r/creepyasterisks
      nvm they set it to private for whatever reason

    • @doibantikov2486
      @doibantikov2486 6 лет назад +380

      * looks at everyone with utter desperation in my eyes * If someone could bludgeon me with this crowbar, that'd be rad * hands you the crowbar and kneels down to finally accept eternity *

  • @ブロッサム先生
    @ブロッサム先生 5 лет назад +4200

    *treats you like a normal person/acknowledges existence*
    I deserve to be paid with your body now.

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 5 лет назад +51

      My favorite comment

    • @user_____M
      @user_____M 5 лет назад +74

      Get some class and show bob and vagene.

    • @Todie85
      @Todie85 5 лет назад +3

      I mean... guys pay with their bodies too?
      Jesus...it's too much for reciprocity isn't it?

    • @Gambit2483
      @Gambit2483 5 лет назад +2

      Well...its probably more than they get irl..😂 cant blame them

    • @frankthetank8216
      @frankthetank8216 5 лет назад

      Isnt that how it works

  • @gunnarholsopple107
    @gunnarholsopple107 6 лет назад +295

    “I know I may seem creepy, but...”
    Bringing attention to the fact that you’re creepy doesn’t make you not creepy.

  • @liv5823
    @liv5823 5 лет назад +716

    Ok, but can we just appreciate his voice acting 💛

    • @champgreen9985
      @champgreen9985 4 года назад +26

      Fyüpè Elísē always appreciate the voice acting

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 4 года назад +24

      Fyüpè Elísē And the singing.

  • @harkness1720
    @harkness1720 6 лет назад +2218

    I felt physical pain on the asterisk part

    • @lvrdvst
      @lvrdvst 5 лет назад +153

      HARKNESS **A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE**

    • @bebop417
      @bebop417 5 лет назад +47

      I felt pain throughout most of it. My head hurts trying to comprehend these people

    • @madhatter8509
      @madhatter8509 5 лет назад +16

      *(Walks slowly backwards)*

    • @abdullah.a413
      @abdullah.a413 5 лет назад +16

      It was obviously trolling and was really funny

    • @themelqart4902
      @themelqart4902 5 лет назад +3

      r/iamverysmart

  • @TheGod0fCookies
    @TheGod0fCookies 6 лет назад +332

    Wanna know how to not end up as a "nice guy" in life?
    "Hey, want to go out?"
    "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
    "No worries, I didn't know."
    *Both of you get on with your life*
    Magical.
    Seriously.
    Also, don't role play with complete strangers.
    That shits just uncomfortable. D:

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 6 лет назад +8

      **looks at ground and sighs, then looks up**

    • @kwayarngya897
      @kwayarngya897 5 лет назад +2

      @@rufus7207 People have to be interested in you for you to show any semblance of decency and basic respect? You must be very lonely. Or you just have a weird relationship with your family members.

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 лет назад

      @@kwayarngya897 No, the idea is, if she's not gonna date you then you move on. And if you're moving on, what's the point in going off on a pathetic "e-ehe, sorry ma'am, I'll be gone from your hair"

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 лет назад

      @@Michellok786 Because today's culture is a hookup culture lol. Generally the kind of person id go after on tinder isn't the kind of person id wanna be friends with.

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 лет назад

      @@Michellok786 Oh well, everyone does it different

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 5 лет назад +1889

    Don't mind me, I'm just here admiring his singing in the beginning

    • @DeidaraSakurasama
      @DeidaraSakurasama 5 лет назад +39

      I am totally going to clip it, and use it for a ringtone , involving my ex boyfriend, lol.

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeidaraSakurasama That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 It seems that it worked since he made it as your boyfriend loll what possessed you to date him?

    • @DeidaraSakurasama
      @DeidaraSakurasama 5 лет назад +6

      @@boyfromzambia I grew up with him as a friend and got separated at college. It didn't do him much good, I believe. Long live the B.O.B.!

    • @chibimemeboi357
      @chibimemeboi357 5 лет назад +2

      Iam Mwiza It kinda reminds me of Jones BBQ & foot massage if I have my volume lower.

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 5 лет назад +2

      @@chibimemeboi357 lmfao I forgot all about that commercial 😂😂😂 I appreciate you

  • @sirpython9385
    @sirpython9385 6 лет назад +523

    ‘I accept your decision’
    *proceeds to go against decision for next two minutes*

    • @ohshiditsgriff2793
      @ohshiditsgriff2793 6 лет назад +14

      That list he puked out is so specific, you think that might have happened to him?

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 6 лет назад

      @@ohshiditsgriff2793 Possibly, but he talked about her thinking she was God's gift them proceeded to go on about how he was God's gift. Just deluded if you ask me.

  • @machineboy686
    @machineboy686 6 лет назад +2861

    * *a bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* * buddy I think that signifies something very different

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 лет назад +296

      It signifies that it’s time to block them.

    • @abigailmassey1755
      @abigailmassey1755 6 лет назад +100

      a hernia!!! :D

    • @buttercup9709
      @buttercup9709 6 лет назад +48

      yeet spoon either that, or he's filled his nappy

    • @buttercup9709
      @buttercup9709 6 лет назад +4

      G o m m i e crap, they found me! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

    • @lorenzo42p
      @lorenzo42p 6 лет назад +5

      that part made me choke

  • @Dragodilian
    @Dragodilian 5 лет назад +1116

    I can't stand people like this. You are never entitled to another person's body. Super manipulative, entitled, and creepy people. Rejection is just a fact of life. You're going to be rejected and it's going to hurt, but it's something everyone goes through. It isn't okay to lash out at people for telling you 'no'.

    • @gabrieladerre2862
      @gabrieladerre2862 5 лет назад +40

      Right! They seem oblivious to the fact that if a girl or guy isn't interested right away, then perhaps showing what a psychotic little bitch you are isn't the best way to handle it. Especially not when some unjustified verbal abuse is added in to the mix! I've ended up dating a few guys that I wasn't all that attracted to initially. But after I spent some time talking to them, and just hanging out, and actually getting to know them as friends, that changed.

    • @mdgsk824
      @mdgsk824 5 лет назад +7

      Sadserpent to say they have no manners would be an understatement. Who raised them?

    • @ezrealxshsh5460
      @ezrealxshsh5460 5 лет назад +2

      @@mdgsk824 who pay attention to raising kids in 2019?

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 5 лет назад

      Sadserpent it’s not the deep

    • @disturbedmdk7904
      @disturbedmdk7904 5 лет назад +5

      Lol this whole video was good to touch up on this, making it funny as well with the voices. A lot of people are crazy and it seems like a lot of people are babies when it comes to rejection, like if someone doesn't like you you don't gotta act like that. A lot of people anymore are immature and ignorant to the core. But there are some good people out there

  • @slyy5432
    @slyy5432 6 лет назад +5331

    Please God let the asterisk guy just be trolling, I refuse to believe that was real

    • @sky-vv7zl
      @sky-vv7zl 6 лет назад +521

      Slyy *slowly raises hand as if to slap you* DO not question HIM

    • @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
      @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 6 лет назад +133

      Yeah I also had my doubts there

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 6 лет назад +405

      *ASTERISK* laughs, nodding *ASTERISK*

    • @lunarkingdom9447
      @lunarkingdom9447 6 лет назад +53

      Same...this isn't a rp

    • @cjgg4885
      @cjgg4885 6 лет назад +177

      Slyy There is no way that is real. Nice guys are fucking morons, but that was just a whole other level. It's either a fake text or a troll because there is no way that a nice guy would say that.

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 6 лет назад +811

    *Gets rejected calmly by a girl; decided to tell her that her whole life will come crashing down in every way, and that the last chance she had to ever be happy was to be with him

    • @radiohead3852
      @radiohead3852 6 лет назад +64

      A S T E R I C K S

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 лет назад +20

      Intense narcissism intensifies

    • @forty2329
      @forty2329 6 лет назад +1

      He is so nice

    • @HoratioAccel
      @HoratioAccel 6 лет назад +22

      Mira Tarnish He was just recounting his autobiography to her.

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah, like "Oh, no! How I missed out on happiness! I _could've_ been with this guy who doesn't think I deserve respect and who would have "opened doors" for me, but *ALAS* that ship has now sailed!"

  • @RockinThaSoLows
    @RockinThaSoLows 5 лет назад +990

    In the future you will:
    *whips out PowerPoint

    • @francescoideo9330
      @francescoideo9330 5 лет назад +44

      Meow Meow ASTERISK whips out power point ASTERISK

    • @user-lz9zw8gb9i
      @user-lz9zw8gb9i 5 лет назад +1

      **********asterisk whips out PowerPoint asterisk**********

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 лет назад +195

    Elliot Rodgers was a self proclaimed nice guy. Look at how nice he was.

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 года назад +23

      Aslan exactly. Anytime someone asks me what a “nice guy” or “incel” is, I say “they’re Elliot Rodgers but they didn’t shoot up a sorority yet”

    • @ashyslashy22
      @ashyslashy22 3 года назад +4

      The final boss of nice guys.

  • @aoifecaetan9832
    @aoifecaetan9832 6 лет назад +1996

    When the nice guy loses his patience everyone shivers.
    Yeah cause he probably doesn't understand consent.

    • @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching
      @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching 6 лет назад +59

      Aoife Caetan Yea cause he about to take out his frustration on 3rd period history class.

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 лет назад +9

      Negromancer I'm happy I have second period history ;)

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 6 лет назад +25

      Ulti184 Nice guys are the real rapists

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 6 лет назад +10

      the roofies kicking in

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 6 лет назад +3

      Meh consent is overrated. *shrugs*

  • @jellykitty9618
    @jellykitty9618 5 лет назад +593

    I'm asterRISKing my sanity watching this series.

    • @okyeah3603
      @okyeah3603 5 лет назад +3

      You can show yourself out

    • @user-nr1hz8ru9k
      @user-nr1hz8ru9k 5 лет назад

      Leave before it's too late, son

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 5 лет назад +2

      Please leave, for your own sanity. It ain't worth risking your sanity for "nice guy" texts.

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 6 лет назад +24821

    There are too many nice guys now a days, us abusive guys aren't getting any girls :(

    • @ohno1571
      @ohno1571 6 лет назад +2835

      The Narrator gay people too. I don't think I've ever heard of women giving the gay people a chance, how disrespectful

    • @Hys868
      @Hys868 6 лет назад +1827

      The Narrator tell me about it....I constantly hit every girl I meet SO WHY WONT THEY LOVE ME?!!
      *punches the wall furiously*

    • @Brandon-jo8tz
      @Brandon-jo8tz 6 лет назад +252

      oi mate, you must have autocorrect on because its spelled "guys" not girls mate

    • @Brandon-jo8tz
      @Brandon-jo8tz 6 лет назад +52

      mate because The Narrator is awesome

    • @oneplushydude
      @oneplushydude 6 лет назад +447

      They won't date abusive guy, nice guys, smart guys gay guys. who are they dating, other chicks? Ha heh....

  • @cresentcube5898
    @cresentcube5898 6 лет назад +2525

    Petition to make nice guys Stop using asterisks in conversations.

    • @potatoxkateri
      @potatoxkateri 6 лет назад +165

      cresentcube Petition to make nice guys stop

    • @tmc421
      @tmc421 6 лет назад +105

      no I need this entertainment

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 6 лет назад +42

      Please, all that cringe is going to give me an aneurism.

    • @briankakunu2560
      @briankakunu2560 6 лет назад +37

      cresentcube 1:24 felt like an intense anime scene

    • @dorianpavus9030
      @dorianpavus9030 6 лет назад +43

      *ASTERISKS* signs petition *ASTERISKS*

  • @rose4490
    @rose4490 5 лет назад +1246

    Self proclaimed "nice guys" are usually narcissistic creepers.

    • @JudyCerda
      @JudyCerda 5 лет назад +29

      Yes, they sure are. I had a self proclaimed "nice guy" fan on all my sites who turned out to be a psycho. He couldn't handle rejection and quickly turned into a threatening rude creep. That is not a nice guy by anyone's standards.

    • @taay_thegreat2057
      @taay_thegreat2057 5 лет назад +5

      Judy Cerda truest post ever the biggest players

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 лет назад +16

      It's a shame that "Niceness" and "Kindness" are being misconstrued by these types of guys tbh. There is a difference in being nice and "fawning" all over a girl. How they don't just realize they are being creepy is a delusion in and of itself I suppose. Because the actual truth of it is that women do like nice, kind, respectful men - they just don't want them using that kindness to set up a platform from which they think they can beg and plead for naked pics or sex or w/e. That's just disingenuous. I'd rather just be asked for nudes straight up than be tricked into falling into that linguistic trap. They are conflating being nice and kind with being possessive, needy and demanding. It's really pathetic.
      Judy Cerda - guys like that are why I take martial arts and carry a knives with me - have a few necklaces with hidden retractable blades in them plus switch blade either hidden in my clothes or in my purse/clutch. I would just buy a gun, but guns aren't cheap lol and you gotta have a conceal carry permit, and then it's a whole thing if/when you get pulled over for a traffic violation. Plus with self defense training I've gotten good enough with basically any small knife that I could probably do more damage with it anyway. And unless he has a gun too than it's just hypothetical overkill. Can sever tendons and nerves way faster with a knife and leave em totally disabled and needing reconstructive surgery if they ever found you in public and attacked you or something. It's really perfect if you were ever being raped or something too, most attackers would never expect you to have a hidden retractable blade on you, much less be able to use it. Unless you've got some high level jiu jitsu and can throw up a triangle choke really quickly and render them unconscious ( image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-woman-in-mma-attire-applying-a-triangle-choke-against-an-opponent-on-white-background-116726290.jpg ), a knife is your best bet in close.

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 5 лет назад +16

      If we pass a guy on the sidewalk. They say hi. If we say hi back, just out of basic decency and politeness to a *fellow human* then they think we wanna fuck! Like sorry bro. We can’t fuck every guy who wants to fuck us. That’s all we’d ever be doing. With every man almost who exists. Lol 😆 real shit
      Then if we just keep walking, pretend we don’t hear, and don’t say hi back, we’re stuck up bitches.
      We literally get shit and can’t win either way.
      Guys need to fucking get that. Please.

    • @JudyCerda
      @JudyCerda 5 лет назад +10

      Well I wouldn't go that far. I don't want to hurt anybody unless I absolutely have to but criminals who attack women are a whole different story. The video is just focused on men who claim women don't want nice guys which is false. They do want nice guys who take them out, treat them right, respect them and support their goals and ambitions. But if a guy is rejected when approaching a woman or in a relationship and feel rejected or jealous over something, he doesn't need to go psycho on them with name calling, harassment, spreading rumors on line and threatening. That definitely is not a "nice guy"; it's a pathetic loser with no confidence in himself. I am married myself so I don't have to worry about that with potential mates but as I mentioned, I have fans online because I'm an actress and I have come across a few who write about what a nice guy they are and then when I reject their advances, they decide to harass me with crazy name calling and bothering me on social media sites. Fortunately there is blocking to help with that. But yes, women do want respectful nice guys, just not psychos or weird ones.

  • @JustonBibero
    @JustonBibero 6 лет назад +4678

    *ASTERISK*

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 лет назад +22

      Juston Bibero *asterisk*

    • @goksir5845
      @goksir5845 6 лет назад +19

      IT'S YOU

    • @drunkbavarian8988
      @drunkbavarian8988 6 лет назад +18

      *OMG IT IS THE MEME LEGEND*
      notice me senpai o.o

    • @thunderplunder1013
      @thunderplunder1013 6 лет назад +1

      I was cringing. Q-Q was this for real or is it fake?

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 6 лет назад +3

      I think the guy was joking in that one

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 4 года назад +472

    **Grows bulge in pants to signify confidence**
    "Get some class, lady!"

  • @arianaangelaugustine3936
    @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +519

    So, these guys' coping mechanism for being rejected, is to go on a five minute rant saying that the girl is gonna end up all sad and depressed, just because she's not interested and won't let them have sex with her?
    ...we are failing as a species...

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 лет назад +41

      Ariana... we've been failing as a species for far too long. I say we send all nice guys and nice girls to an island never to return.

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +5

      Peridot Daughter of Athena i'm down. We just need a big island and a ship to take them.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 лет назад +11

      Ariana Angel Augustine. Shouldn't be too difficult. There's over 2,000 islands in the world, and plenty of ships. The biggest issue is having to find all of the nice guys and nice girls. I've thought about this plan a lot since I have no life at all and spend it watching RUclips videos and looking at memes.

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 лет назад +6

      Peridot Daughter of Athena true. And i doubt we could meet em irl seeing as how i'm an introverted potato who stays in her room drawing and watching youtube all day.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 лет назад +3

      Ariana Angel Augustine. Same here. My usual response to someone trying to talk to me is, "Go away. Can't you see I'm drawing?"

  • @Virtualweakness
    @Virtualweakness 5 лет назад +1037

    Nice people don't do nice things expecting a reward.

    • @team-tastic-germany37
      @team-tastic-germany37 5 лет назад +19

      in fact every human does that to an extend .. but this is realy extreme

    • @AGolfHitter
      @AGolfHitter 5 лет назад +54

      @@team-tastic-germany37 you expect a thank you, not access to their body

    • @lukijuxxl
      @lukijuxxl 5 лет назад +24

      @@team-tastic-germany37 We take action based on what potencial outcome lies behind it, but some just can't accept the risk that comes along with speculations. Thats the big difference. A reward implies that your actions are being appreciated by others, therfor it is speculative, because it is subjective. Thats why we should never expect appreciation for doing nice things, but be grateful for when we do receive it.

    • @bronzeplayergaming2244
      @bronzeplayergaming2244 5 лет назад

      Unfortunately. ..

    • @qweenlina930
      @qweenlina930 5 лет назад +1

      Poninator The cosplayer preach!!!

  • @Ghosth0e
    @Ghosth0e 6 лет назад +354

    Does anyone else worry about the safety of the people receiving these creepy messages lmaooo

    • @dollanganger444
      @dollanganger444 6 лет назад +13

      GhostH0e yes omg

    • @MrPatrickbuit
      @MrPatrickbuit 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah same same

    • @xloganlermanx
      @xloganlermanx 6 лет назад +27

      I do, it's creepy as fuck and you just know they all have a little psychopath in them so who knows what they're capable of. Think of the ultimate nice guy Elliot Rodger. Gives me shivers.

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 6 лет назад +2

      I don't know how local Kik/Tinder and etc is, but most likely you'll never meet people you talk to here so I don't see anything to worry about.

    • @wheatnir2924
      @wheatnir2924 6 лет назад +1

      GhostH0e Yea...

  • @lydiaminx666
    @lydiaminx666 5 лет назад +366

    Telling me you’re a nice guy makes me distrust you more

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 6 лет назад +10130

    Oh god the roleplay please god no help oh lord

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 лет назад +987

      Oh right wait no I mean **Recoils in terror**

    • @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin
      @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin 6 лет назад +510

      IneptOrange You forgot to show confidence

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 лет назад +401

      IneptOrange **ejaculates on op's wool sweater** Just came here to like your comment **wipes the last drops on your wallet while smiling lasciviously**

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 лет назад +335

      Gyrbae Don't you fucking dare ruin my jumper **glows in **-anger-** CONFIDENCE**

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 лет назад +318

      IneptOrange **blushes innocently while looking at the ground, rigjt foot sweeping dust in front of me** fuck you bitch **runs away in an masculine testosterone-fueled manner**

  • @jax4868
    @jax4868 6 лет назад +2211

    I dont understand how these "nice guys" dont see what they are doing wrong lmao

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 6 лет назад +301

      I know right, some of them have to be actual psychopaths lol

    • @Gary-ms2bl
      @Gary-ms2bl 6 лет назад +220

      Jax lack of self awareness, an incel trait

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 6 лет назад +121

      Jax they gave literal nice guys, like in real life a bad name. And they ruined wearing a fedora.

    • @CallumDowney
      @CallumDowney 6 лет назад +46

      Yeah kind of confuses me, they need to read it back and see where they started wrong.
      (Pretty much the whole thing.)

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 6 лет назад +101

      It's easier to blame others for your own shortcomings. If they admit they're in the wrong then they have to change.

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 5 лет назад +4890

    Guy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: *Proceeds to type an essay about how the girl will suffer for eternity for turning him down.*
    EDIT: I've created a monster in the reply thread.
    EDIT2: Y'all. I was summarizing the video.
    Well. At least the replies are interesting.

  • @only_fair23
    @only_fair23 5 лет назад +95

    Holy shit, the guy actually waited 3 years.

    • @FrenchToat
      @FrenchToat 5 лет назад +6

      Actually holy schnitzel

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 5 лет назад +6

      Things we do to get laid 😂

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 3 года назад

      Or suddenly remembered he had her number.

  • @loonatics1199
    @loonatics1199 5 лет назад +866

    *Asterisks has entered the chat*

    • @elg-c612
      @elg-c612 5 лет назад +8

      * *leaves chat* *

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 5 лет назад

      Erik Lerström *fucking

    • @slarkel506
      @slarkel506 5 лет назад

      @Erik Just noticed your comment here. Your pretty toxic

    • @username-mm8bm
      @username-mm8bm 5 лет назад

      Obelix has shown himself

    • @sushiix6609
      @sushiix6609 5 лет назад

      *_Tsu has kicked Asterisks out of the chat._*

  • @reiiyth
    @reiiyth 6 лет назад +825

    *ASTERISK* Bleaches my own memory and eyes *ASTERISK*

  • @CKTDanny
    @CKTDanny 6 лет назад +4651

    *ASTERISK* dies because of cringe... and sadness *ASTERISK*

    • @shotenzo2
      @shotenzo2 6 лет назад +93

      SDG Danny people who do that are the actual worst

    • @Luke-pl9gu
      @Luke-pl9gu 6 лет назад +102

      Hardcore roleplay

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 6 лет назад +41

      **dies from embarrassment that you don't know how G+ syntax works**

    • @zorakandbrac
      @zorakandbrac 6 лет назад +7

      That exchange was faker than bruce jenners gender.

    • @martinkelvin1822
      @martinkelvin1822 6 лет назад +3

      This reminds me of a Fallout 4 parody video: ruclips.net/video/w2GFc15F8rw/видео.htmlm49s

  • @Formercollegestudent12345
    @Formercollegestudent12345 5 лет назад +56

    How he reads the sentence errors and misspelled words are hilarious 😂

  • @chestnut45
    @chestnut45 6 лет назад +360

    I can't fucking even with the asterisks

    • @callumdock1884
      @callumdock1884 6 лет назад +9

      asterisks fuck I even cant

    • @chestnut45
      @chestnut45 6 лет назад +2

      Aiden Dock *a s t e r i s k s*

    • @yes1667
      @yes1667 6 лет назад

      Mow Crow *asstriks

    • @steamonkey9927
      @steamonkey9927 6 лет назад +10

      ASTERISK EXPANDS AND RETRACTS DIAPHRAGM RAPIDLY SIGNIFYING HUMOUR ASTERISK HELLO FELLOW HUMAN I TOO ENJOY THIS ITEM OF PUNCTUATION USED IN THIS CONTEXT HA

    • @poisontaco55
      @poisontaco55 6 лет назад +15

      *fiddles with hands nervously"

  • @shutupyouclod5024
    @shutupyouclod5024 6 лет назад +823

    * *asterisk* *

    • @diavolosteddy7594
      @diavolosteddy7594 6 лет назад +30

      DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS?

    • @chefboyardee376
      @chefboyardee376 6 лет назад +6

      * rethinks life* kek

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 6 лет назад +4

      Mash-Up * *kills self* *

    • @Sixshotz1337
      @Sixshotz1337 6 лет назад +5

      21ST CENTURY SLUTS, ALL OF YOU
      *angrily grumbles*

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 6 лет назад +1

      I honestly thought he was joking

  • @Sandro234
    @Sandro234 6 лет назад +534

    This guy's voice acting is next level.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +36

    "Hello!"
    "Who is this?"
    "Oh god I wasn't expecting that right off the bat!"
    This is like ice king but real life

  • @jordipernillo3026
    @jordipernillo3026 6 лет назад +987

    asterisk *bleaches eyeballs* asterisk

    • @Geoffreyvexer
      @Geoffreyvexer 6 лет назад +23

      Jordi Pernillo
      Asterisk *drinks leftover bleach* Asterisk.

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 6 лет назад +7

      asterisk asterisk bleaches eyeballs asterisk asterisk

    • @immaboirightmommy56
      @immaboirightmommy56 6 лет назад

      asterisk Hangs self asterisk
      asterisk Breaks roof with my fatass asterisk

    • @alib3208
      @alib3208 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 screeching

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 6 лет назад

      Asterisk throws phone off of bridge and tries to forget everything i just saw in that segment asterisk

  • @aen9321
    @aen9321 5 лет назад +2318

    People like this make me really angry because I’ve met so many guys like this at this point that it’s hard for me to *not* be suspicious of or cold to a lot of men who might be really great people. Not only is it not fair to us as women, (I’ve had multiple “nice guys” tell me I should get raped or that they were going to do it to me and then murder me) it’s also not fair to actually good men who are seeking a genuine connection. Trust me.. Sorrow TV didn’t even scratch the surface of how bad these guys can be.

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 5 лет назад +152

      see I'm just insulted that they are called "nice guys" because it makes it sounds like that's the best of what men have to offer

    • @shadowstalker8508
      @shadowstalker8508 5 лет назад +54

      And also, I'm sorry that happened to ya, It hurts mens pride to get rejected and most of "nice guys" are over sensitive.. So they take it out on you because of that, it's how it is...sad but true. All I'm saying is Actions are louder than words, therefore no one should tell you what they can show you

    • @jamestuchowska4675
      @jamestuchowska4675 5 лет назад +159

      I would call myself a nice guy, but I don't do it to get laid.. in fact, I think it goes in the complete opposite direction of getting laid, but it's a value of mine. I try to be as nice as possible to all people, especially the people I'm close to. If you're doing it to get laid, you aren't nice. You're a manipulator.

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 5 лет назад +62

      What’s funny is I’m using this stuff as an ice-breaker when I meet online dates in person for the first time. We share stories of the terrible people we’ve encountered. I think a lot of us are jaded (I’ve met my share of crazy, but I will admit I’ve never had a woman threaten to rape or kill me).

    • @1998rg
      @1998rg 5 лет назад +39

      A E N exactly; im really weary of all men cause of these cases; I have stopped believing that there are any decent men out there.

  • @eldritchabomination9726
    @eldritchabomination9726 4 года назад +18

    "Responsibility oven" sounds like a shitty, low quality, budget version of an easybake oven

  • @mikalei8600
    @mikalei8600 6 лет назад +536

    “Text me back bitch I just wrote you a cute poem thing” actually made me laugh

    • @MrAWALK22
      @MrAWALK22 6 лет назад +2

      Mika Lei same

    • @oppablu105
      @oppablu105 6 лет назад +5

      It's scary in real life

    • @mikalei8600
      @mikalei8600 6 лет назад +16

      Oppa Blu I’ve gotten death threats so this seems really tame to me, but if it makes someone uncomfortable I get that

    • @imphie
      @imphie 6 лет назад +30

      I'd text my girlfriend like that. Big difference is, we've been dating for almost 4 years and she'd know I was joking around lol

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 6 лет назад

      He didn't even write it

  • @liam9431
    @liam9431 6 лет назад +1272

    "i wOuLdVe bANgEd YoU iN eLeMenTAry sCHool Xd"

    • @meetmadmat3995
      @meetmadmat3995 6 лет назад +114

      How to date girls 101: imply pedophilia

    • @kro2704
      @kro2704 6 лет назад +69

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @jhinthevirtuoso764
      @jhinthevirtuoso764 6 лет назад +23

      Kro i hope they really arrest him he's really weird and creepy

    • @jumbie4972
      @jumbie4972 6 лет назад +4

      - tekashi 6ix9ine

    • @Samm_b28
      @Samm_b28 6 лет назад +2

      fbi agests says hi

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 6 лет назад +1827

    How have you not run out of these yet? And why are they getting WORSE?

    • @thebonelessone3107
      @thebonelessone3107 6 лет назад +137

      Macent I expect at least 40 of these. I don’t see the “Nice Guys” changing their act in the near future.

    • @thetrashbaby
      @thetrashbaby 6 лет назад +91

      Macent They are aaaalways there. Seeing you. In the shadows. Waiting to attack.

    • @umont13
      @umont13 6 лет назад +7

      If you say worse I hope you mean even more hilarious 😂

    • @ellabee2453
      @ellabee2453 6 лет назад +15

      The nice guys will never, ever end

    • @FoxElliott
      @FoxElliott 6 лет назад +44

      On one hand, they're too outrageous to be real, but on the other, they're too outrageous to be fake.

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 года назад +18

    "I EXPECT you to....."
    Run. As fast as you can. Very extremely far away.

  • @earthlydelight616
    @earthlydelight616 6 лет назад +570

    I don't see why the girls are being bashed for having self-respect.

    • @jostockton.
      @jostockton. 6 лет назад +17

      ________ ________ I don't get what that has to do with what OP said.

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 6 лет назад +20

      Because the "nice guys" get very upset when women have sex with people who aren't them.

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 6 лет назад +12

      Eric Hawkins < ‘Nice Guy’

    • @finnorourke4861
      @finnorourke4861 6 лет назад +8

      niceguy spotted in the wild!

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 6 лет назад +13

      Imagine being the exact type of specimen in the video, and not being aware of it.

  • @rang3r34
    @rang3r34 6 лет назад +568

    Be glad when a woman is HONEST with you and says she isn't interested. You will be WAY more butt hurt if she gets with you under false pretenses to just use you for money, food and gifts.......

    • @beepot2764
      @beepot2764 6 лет назад +74

      Or worse when she tries to convince herself that she cares about you, marries you, has your kid and then leaves you because she's never been happy. That shit happens all the time.

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD 6 лет назад +80

      The one woman that received flowers was great for being honest and respectful considering how creepy that dude was.

    • @rang3r34
      @rang3r34 6 лет назад +9

      I dunno, I like honesty myself.....People need to understand relationships are built off MUTUAL attraction.....Always be firm and honest even if the other party gets angry. They are only proving you were right to reject them in the first place.

    • @matthewarnold8259
      @matthewarnold8259 6 лет назад +1

      this dude is triggered he’s been catfished before

    • @rang3r34
      @rang3r34 6 лет назад

      Thanks for contributing nothing to the dialogue, Ariana......

  • @Kumaclaws
    @Kumaclaws 6 лет назад +516

    "Recoils head in shock"
    Did he break his neck or something?

  • @NightEyeStudio1995
    @NightEyeStudio1995 6 лет назад +393

    The flower guy goes into a lot of detail... I have a feeling he's projecting a bit XD

    • @brandandroid
      @brandandroid 6 лет назад +17

      he went IN though...my goodness lmaoooo

    • @amaggard14
      @amaggard14 6 лет назад +5

      Projecting? Like the thing that displays images on walls?

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 6 лет назад +24

      Right? Literally all she said was "can you leave me alone?" and he just can't take that as an answer. I don't blame the girl for rejecting him. He sounds like he's 2 seconds away from murdering her.

    • @MrMatheuslego
      @MrMatheuslego 6 лет назад +11

      Kaija Schmauss
      Yes, of course, she didn't stop working to go have sex with him, she's clearly evil ! /s

    • @TamLe-xw5yv
      @TamLe-xw5yv 6 лет назад +4

      Brian P Kuhn Projection is a psychological concept

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 6 лет назад +1274

    Lol the "*does said action* is so cringey. It is almost like they're ASKING to be posted online. People are seriously psychotic.

  • @Kjersten_w
    @Kjersten_w 6 лет назад +142

    "Guys of reddit what is your go to recipe you cook to impress a girl?"
    "Take out"

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 5 лет назад +58

    The asterisk guys is too funny lmao

  • @erichendrix1602
    @erichendrix1602 6 лет назад +2273

    These are actually kinda depressing holy crap

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 6 лет назад +11

      Fuck ikr

    • @shanichamachan6036
      @shanichamachan6036 6 лет назад +2

      How?

    • @jacky79322
      @jacky79322 6 лет назад +39

      Seraphi Grimaldi are these really nice guys though....just seems like nerds who are trying to be nice but are actually assholes.

    • @daisycake
      @daisycake 6 лет назад +28

      Seraphi Grimaldi maybe they deserve that fate

    • @comradewolfdog8171
      @comradewolfdog8171 6 лет назад +10

      Shanichama Chan because these guys are so unlikable that they’ll probably die a virgin unless they change their ways.

  • @Railgun5
    @Railgun5 6 лет назад +165

    What happened in 10:15 was really sad.
    The guy literally ruined an old childhood friendship for no freaking reason.
    It was obvious she still wanted to give him a chance after his 2 first messages since she knew him for a lot of time.
    But he managed to completely destroy that too.
    It was so embarrassing to watch...

    • @omarilewis6399
      @omarilewis6399 6 лет назад +20

      Railgun that one was too painful to watch, he definitely could have taken one of the previous two hints she gave him

    • @Jonathan-rf5cp
      @Jonathan-rf5cp 6 лет назад +2

      Lol he obviously said that on purpose. After however many years, he probably didn't see any point in rekindling a random dead friendship and decided to take the opportunity to have some fun.

    • @Lesaloote
      @Lesaloote 6 лет назад +6

      deus vult lmao

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 6 лет назад +10

      That part where he wanted to fuck her as a 4th grader, damn that was fucking suicide.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад +10

      kotzpenner Then he just somehow made it worse by saying he'd screw her when she was in fourth grade but while he's an adult as if it makes it so much better! It's like making a wound pouring salt on it, then saying an acidic bandaid will make it better.

  • @housekey.
    @housekey. 6 лет назад +766

    I am sincerely sorry for the bisexuals who have to deal with both nice girls and nice guys. May your souls rest in peace

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 6 лет назад +71

      OH GOD THAT HAS TO BE A NIGHTMARE.

    • @rhythmloid1018
      @rhythmloid1018 6 лет назад +61

      Sophie Mog trust me, we do

    • @sleepforforever1996
      @sleepforforever1996 6 лет назад +1

      M as in Mike thank you

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 6 лет назад +87

      and then the pansexuals who have to deal with the nice girls, nice guys, AND the diamond platinum ultra rare level one hundred enhanced power *N I C E N O N B I N A R Y P E O P L E*

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah we have to deal with both nicegirls and niceguys. H E L P U S

  • @wwondertwin
    @wwondertwin 6 лет назад +209

    Love how the flower guy is projecting so obviously.

    • @ViolentAurora
      @ViolentAurora 6 лет назад +10

      skymooov1 it's literally all purely projecting, it happens to me 95% of the time I talk to men, and it wastes my time. They are so selfish, I hate people who waste my time.

    • @sawyerthomson7497
      @sawyerthomson7497 6 лет назад +11

      I've never seen such projection. It's in cinemascope with dolby surround sound.

  • @blejh
    @blejh 5 лет назад +20

    "I'm not like other guys, I'm nice."
    -Literally every other guy

  • @tonyluong6732
    @tonyluong6732 6 лет назад +397

    The * shit gave me chills, i feel pain in my mental vagina... im a guy so i can only imagine.

    • @westy229
      @westy229 6 лет назад +53

      send vengene

    • @kuyans3889
      @kuyans3889 6 лет назад +52

      Core Voltage send mental vagene

    • @Abg13
      @Abg13 6 лет назад +46

      Tony Luong m e n t a l v a g i n a

    • @itsukarine
      @itsukarine 6 лет назад +11

      its even worse when it reminds you of a past youd like to forget

    • @DuckTruckLuck
      @DuckTruckLuck 6 лет назад +17

      I just imagine the vagina drought that occurs. It just dries up down there as soon as they read the **.

  • @ciellux2080
    @ciellux2080 6 лет назад +575

    Anybody who tells me that they’re a nice guy is automatically placed in the “don’t talk to” category because of shit like this

    • @AliBanana1493
      @AliBanana1493 6 лет назад +1

      Ciellux same

    • @tjceleste23
      @tjceleste23 6 лет назад +1

      💯

    • @mr.s9783
      @mr.s9783 6 лет назад +25

      I feel really weird saying I'm a nice guy because of men like this. I'm not a "nice guy", I'm actually a nice guy. Like, I'm not trying to fuck you, I'm trying to fall in love, get married, and raise some kids.

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 6 лет назад +29

      Nope Noperson There has to be another phrase, then... Decent human being?... Normal person?...

    • @ciellux2080
      @ciellux2080 6 лет назад +73

      Nope Noperson just let your actions speak rather than calling yourself a nice guy my dude

  • @ambercotrone
    @ambercotrone 6 лет назад +427

    All these ladies dodged a major bullet lol

    • @MrKevin1144
      @MrKevin1144 6 лет назад

      I'm not so sure....I think they missed out on TRUE gentlemen.

    • @kishinpower3317
      @kishinpower3317 6 лет назад +1

      Plus a future bullet to the back

  • @honeyspook6739
    @honeyspook6739 6 лет назад +177

    *face glimmers with anger and confidence, fire is in my eyes* ThE lAsT tHiNg YoU'D wAnT I-

  • @Rebecca-bk9bd
    @Rebecca-bk9bd 5 лет назад +675

    I love getting those messages and then I say I'm lesbian. It really gets them rolling

    • @DerpyDork
      @DerpyDork 5 лет назад +6

      Same!!!

    • @MariahiDontCarey
      @MariahiDontCarey 5 лет назад +18

      lol more power to ya

    • @哀れ-o4o
      @哀れ-o4o 5 лет назад +3

      Same sis

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 5 лет назад +28

      @Don K that's a shame I bet you are a...sweet transvestite!

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 5 лет назад +1

      Is Gay are you one of the inclusive lesbians or one of the bigoted ones? 🤔

  • @AudreyLacer-Bug
    @AudreyLacer-Bug 5 лет назад +36

    Around 6:30. Wow.... these jerks sound a lot like my mom. Like, when she talks a lot and she's only stating her perspective, ignoring what the other person's point was.
    She's about 49 at least and she still thinks the world evolves around her and she can get anything she wants if she acts like the victim. Karma sure is making her miserable.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +4

      yeah my mom is a textbook nice girl/emotional manipulator so i feel ya. just waiting out the days she matures and i don't have to feel like it's my responsibility to clean up her messes that she gets me involved in.

  • @Imprettyghoul
    @Imprettyghoul 6 лет назад +909

    So a woman's Idea of being friend is being friends?!!!??! I died laughing xD

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 6 лет назад +7

      So a dudes idea of thinking he's awesome is writing a chapter book to the very same person who denied him 5 hrs ago? I yawned

    • @princesspeach356
      @princesspeach356 6 лет назад +2

      @Halfawake same lmao I think the sarcasm from the first comment went rogue

    • @dove3099
      @dove3099 6 лет назад +1

      @@ahhwe-any7434 dude.....wtf?

    • @Yzarro
      @Yzarro 6 лет назад +1

      Some guys are emotionally stunted and don't realize that they can go to their friends for emotional support, and think that that's something only your SO does.
      It's really sad, tbh.

    • @jossebrodeur6033
      @jossebrodeur6033 6 лет назад +1

      Yzarro
      That's more of a societal thing though, not really being emotionally stunted. Considering that men are taught to not show a lot of emotions in the first place, the idea of being emotionally vulnerable becomes an intimate feeling rather than something normal to be with your friends. It's sad really, but that's why we need to break that learned behavior.

  • @KirbyKips
    @KirbyKips 5 лет назад +670

    **Describes stupid actions with asterisks every text message.**

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 5 лет назад +25

      **Replies to your comment about describing stupid actions with asterisks in every message.**
      **Edits my comment and adds "in every message" in.**

    • @nepzuken1908
      @nepzuken1908 5 лет назад +14

      general-lee **Also responds to YOUR comment and types comment slowly**
      **rawrs** “xd!!”

    • @KirbyKips
      @KirbyKips 5 лет назад +7

      @@ingriddubbel8468 Same. Send help.

    • @nepzuken1908
      @nepzuken1908 5 лет назад

      KirbyKips its a joke -

    • @KirbyKips
      @KirbyKips 5 лет назад

      Frostbiteq ! I was kidding. 😑

  • @theb3654
    @theb3654 4 года назад +15

    5:45 the projection is strong with this one.

  • @DeeMulaah
    @DeeMulaah 5 лет назад +1090

    Now I understand why some girls have an attitude all the time.

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 5 лет назад +25

      @Glenna Smith yaaaasss

    • @annamarieolvera8520
      @annamarieolvera8520 5 лет назад +13

      Mailbox THANK YOU

    • @thursdayelenagomez8310
      @thursdayelenagomez8310 5 лет назад +3

      @Glenna Smith ugh, right?

    • @sarajuvey
      @sarajuvey 5 лет назад +16

      No. You talking about some girls having an attitude all the time shows you are one of the "nice guys"

    • @DeeMulaah
      @DeeMulaah 5 лет назад +29

      @@sarajuvey No not really. It just shows that I'm understanding of what would be a random attitude. I'm an annoying asshole off the internet lol.

  • @keskiyo7455
    @keskiyo7455 6 лет назад +160

    when they use asteriscs, mention their IQ and use the "nice guy" card, you know they're the one

    • @usbgamers123
      @usbgamers123 6 лет назад +18

      Tardis Noises *Fires from eyes while skin turns red from anger* I'm a very nice guy with 937583910e30 IQ and I find this offensive.

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад +1

      LordSagan I would call you perfect but you're not saying all other guys want is sex while coaxing someone for sex.

  • @Krowlei
    @Krowlei 6 лет назад +99

    The fucking asterisks put me in another dimension of cringe.

  • @that1guy307
    @that1guy307 5 лет назад +777

    I wonder what these guys are actually thinking when they do this.

    • @tristandavis1010
      @tristandavis1010 5 лет назад +26

      NUUUUUDESSSSS.

    • @eltonsmith1345
      @eltonsmith1345 5 лет назад +108

      Socially unadjusted people see the world through a romanticised filter, so when reality (rejection) kicks in, they’re unable to process that feeling in a collected way. I’ve worked with a few problem kids who’ve had bad breakups lol

    • @Evan-pd1tk
      @Evan-pd1tk 5 лет назад +34

      They genuinely think that they can change the girls mind by saying shit like this

    • @moonshadow2506
      @moonshadow2506 5 лет назад +12

      I guess some of them are mentally unstable, aaand some of them just dumb, hmm. They just want to look like they have more power than the girls... Probably

    • @Loxias1989
      @Loxias1989 5 лет назад +4

      "peepee not having pussy" probably

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 3 года назад +8

    God damn I love the little singing segments every now and then, they’re just really lovely

  • @cs31498
    @cs31498 6 лет назад +531

    10:16 He actually blew what could have been a good relationship.

    • @JustAnOrdinaryPolarBear
      @JustAnOrdinaryPolarBear 6 лет назад +9

      Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters] Your pfp looks extremely familiar.

    • @Trashproductions2
      @Trashproductions2 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah

    • @dynamix_9568
      @dynamix_9568 6 лет назад +9

      Weeb

    • @cs31498
      @cs31498 6 лет назад +32

      dynamix_ 956 I don’t think that means what you think it means.

    • @ronniesucks
      @ronniesucks 6 лет назад +22

      Chitose Sakura [Sakura Studios Headquarters]
      Yeah, right?
      ALL animefans are weebs and ALL K-pop fans are koreaboos!
      Oh god I hate people like that!
      (People like dynamix, not like you, you seem quite cool)

  • @denz310
    @denz310 5 лет назад +149

    WOW. Are we men really that bad? Dang, We need to chill as a whole

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 5 лет назад +65

      Men? No. These guys aren't men lol, they're pathetic

    • @denz310
      @denz310 5 лет назад +20

      @@fabiana7157 they're not pathetic. They're nice guys, lol

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 5 лет назад +10

      @@denz310
      Same thing. Well... ""nice""

    • @denz310
      @denz310 5 лет назад +3

      @@fabiana7157 😂😂😂😂

    • @donwilliams9150
      @donwilliams9150 5 лет назад +6

      Speak for yourself chief

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG 6 лет назад +284

    So... yeah, don't be that guy...
    ... or that one...
    ... or even that one!

    • @tristandavis1010
      @tristandavis1010 5 лет назад +1

      But what if your all of them....

    • @halfdeadminah5857
      @halfdeadminah5857 5 лет назад +6

      @@tristandavis1010 Then you're in trouble, my dude.

    • @BF1_enthusiast
      @BF1_enthusiast 5 лет назад +2

      @@tristandavis1010 then you have schizophrenia

  • @RickyRiceB
    @RickyRiceB 4 года назад +16

    I’ve devised a ruleset for Nice Guys
    Rule number one:
    *Don’t*

  • @lndingalle9605
    @lndingalle9605 6 лет назад +341

    A guide to get women dry, fast.

    • @cursedcitrus1982
      @cursedcitrus1982 6 лет назад +12

      Lndin Galle as dry as the fucking Sahara desert.

    • @basiaromanovski458
      @basiaromanovski458 6 лет назад +7

      Boi they drier than sahara desert

    • @WerrinLotsuvhats
      @WerrinLotsuvhats 6 лет назад +4

      You spelled wet wrong

    • @fyreprof
      @fyreprof 6 лет назад +1

      @@WerrinLotsuvhats im gonna whoosh myself unless this is a bad joke because i dont get it
      Whoooooooooosh

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 6 лет назад +1

      This and the word moist.
      Never say the word moist to describe a girl ever. Ew.

  • @artsyscrub3226
    @artsyscrub3226 6 лет назад +834

    whenever they rp in normal conversation i cringe so hard, like why? What is the point!?

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 6 лет назад +219

      'Cause it's nice guys! They have to role play to make themselves sound like normal people! *adjusts glasses and blushes furiously*

    • @notmyuseristolethis
      @notmyuseristolethis 6 лет назад +61

      Also fucking hate it when people emote shit like *sigh* and ...
      Shits infuriating

    • @thegreatandpowerfultwily394
      @thegreatandpowerfultwily394 6 лет назад +42

      Artsy Scrub
      Because they think they can get a wife the same way they can get a waifu.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 лет назад +53

      **blushes furiously** b-b-because all of our... **pants start to rise** social d-development comes from **eyes start to glow red** roleplaying rather than **growls angrily** actual human interaction!

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 6 лет назад +21

      I don't associate with anyone who does that shit. It's fucking childish, and not even in a cute way.

  • @bigvis9621
    @bigvis9621 6 лет назад +71

    *BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SHOW CONFIDENCE*

  • @mrdobalina1092
    @mrdobalina1092 6 лет назад +235

    *gently caresses noose and sighs* this is it *thinks about the last video I watched* I’m going to do it *coils the noose around my neck and prepares to step off the chair but stops to think* hey at least I’m not a nice guy

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 6 лет назад +15

      Mr Dobalina u are a nice guy

  • @caspianchan2371
    @caspianchan2371 6 лет назад +179

    Tfw you wanted to talk to an old friend but they go maximum rude creep towards you. The regret...

    • @AzazelHash281
      @AzazelHash281 6 лет назад

      Caspian Chan sometimes I wonder if he was even for real at the elementary part

    • @beeoo8762
      @beeoo8762 6 лет назад

      im pretty sure it was a woosh..

    • @hunterlong1820
      @hunterlong1820 6 лет назад +9

      Dude probably had a half decent shot before that too haha

    • @youdontknowme627
      @youdontknowme627 6 лет назад

      I had one old friend that invited me to go sit in his truck at the park (he asked me through Facebook) and he told me he would rape me. I ended that conversation so quick the Flash would have been jealous.

  • @g.dalazenm.38
    @g.dalazenm.38 5 лет назад +262

    Jesus Christ, I can’t deal with people that use * * in chat

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 5 лет назад +4

      ACK! MY FEELINGS! *dies*

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 5 лет назад +2

      @@Akalim Didn't you mean *gah*

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 5 лет назад +2

      @@bomcstoots1 ack, gah, oomph, doesn't matter °>°

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 5 лет назад +10

      Well sometimes its usefull in role Play to difference between What your saying what your doing and what you are thinking and i use it in normal chats too but only when i am chatting with friends

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 5 лет назад +3

      What if I use two? **Cocking my head to the side curiously** That's TECHNICALLY how you should do it... **Shielding myself with my computer from your rampage** Sorry! Sorry! I'll try not to! (Scene close **:)** )

  • @thatepicperson5208
    @thatepicperson5208 5 лет назад +24

    These ‘nice guys’ blow it for most of the actual nice dudes out there

  • @cath3122
    @cath3122 5 лет назад +141

    The best way to reject ‘nice guys’ is to say “sorry, I have a girlfriend”
    Edit: nm just don’t respond and block his number

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +39

      Or they get even more excited and tell you how much they love lesbians. Either way, they don't respect you or what you say, so it's best to just tell them you're not available, and escape in a quick but orderly fashion.

    • @cath3122
      @cath3122 5 лет назад +18

      o0Avalon0o But if you say you’re not available then they’ll go on a rant about how they can treat you much better than your current boyfriend.

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +9

      @@cath3122I hear ya there. It's mainly situational. If they're giving off red flags, they don't care about anything but getting their way. Keep your cool & leave the convo, with or without a retort; that's what's always worked best for me.

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 5 лет назад +1

      I have zero experience but I think just giving the cold shoulder when you want to back out would work...?

    • @soulfulanubis7489
      @soulfulanubis7489 5 лет назад +4

      No, kindly refer them to the r/niceguys page, wait for them to see it, THEN block them

  • @wiertech9
    @wiertech9 6 лет назад +99

    I had to pause the video with the asterisk section. Twice. My cringe has E X P A N D E D

  • @corbincoleman2314
    @corbincoleman2314 5 лет назад +14

    *I open the fridge and take out A bottle with A weird liquid in it*
    *You look at me confused as I chug the whole thing*
    You ask, somewhat concerned "What was that?"
    I respond with A funny look on my face "Respect women juice"

  • @mimiabdo7159
    @mimiabdo7159 5 лет назад +103

    "I'm nice so send me nudes" is what all nice guys actually mean to say

  • @anastaijahreese4868
    @anastaijahreese4868 5 лет назад +7

    I was super good friends with this guy, had a brief crush on him for a few weeks, and TOLD HIM. He proceeded to say nothing was gonna happen, I forgot ab it. Completely moved on right?
    Then out of the blue he starts flirting bad, to the point of me begging him to stop bc I was MAD uncomfortable and he told me I was being dramatic. He continues to flirt and uses the defense, "it's a joke, chill" even though it wasnt. When I asked him to stop he said, "why? I like to do it"

  • @neonpaint974
    @neonpaint974 6 лет назад +173

    I would love to see a battle between nice guys and nice girls, also how it would turn out if they chatted together.

    • @Reachland02
      @Reachland02 6 лет назад +32

      Neon Paint they would end up being together within a second

    • @se-ku3op
      @se-ku3op 6 лет назад +10

      Nah, doubt it.

    • @bwrp10
      @bwrp10 6 лет назад +21

      Get them all invited into a discord server

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад +28

      They'd all self destruct.

  • @TipsyRiver
    @TipsyRiver 6 лет назад +567

    Oh god, oh god, not the asterisks please, my stomach hurts from cringing, just stop. Noooooo!

    • @TipsyRiver
      @TipsyRiver 6 лет назад +36

      WHY CAN'T I LOOK AWAY EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS!??

    • @costxav
      @costxav 6 лет назад +26

      Tipsy River it's like a car crash you can't look away until its over and going into full detail

    • @user-sr6ui7ph1g
      @user-sr6ui7ph1g 6 лет назад +9

      Tipsy River **blushes deeply **

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 6 лет назад +7

      Tipsy River * bends in pain and starts to cry *

    • @TakenTooSeriously
      @TakenTooSeriously 6 лет назад +25

      **looks shyly at the ground and just fucking dies**

  • @veritascalivmeir3708
    @veritascalivmeir3708 6 лет назад +128

    Nice guys finish last
    But they're the first to get creepy in your DMs