r/engrish Top Posts of All Time [feat. Kwite]

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 5 лет назад +7180

    genius

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 5 лет назад +2596

    *_Voice man ft floating hoodie_*

  • @FilmsGio
    @FilmsGio 5 лет назад +6109

    now thats the collab i needed

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie 5 лет назад +1775

    no idea why the phrase “she did rub my bones” made me ugly cackle

  • @saulgallagher5668
    @saulgallagher5668 5 лет назад +1807

    They always ask "What is the cactus". Never "How is the cactus".

  • @Mekel01
    @Mekel01 5 лет назад +4145

    Imagine censoring c*nt 18 times, but youtube's algorithm detects the text on screen and still demonetises you. Yikes

  • @dellalynlee1923
    @dellalynlee1923 4 года назад +314

    The most underrated part of this video is Sorrow’s answer to “how do I clap and do push to talk at the same time” is IMMEDIATELY “slap myself in the face”

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 5 лет назад +3890

    *PREGANANANT?!*

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +9

      OMFG!!!! YES!! I MISS THIS!!!!

    • @plorm5862
      @plorm5862 5 лет назад +2

      Ender Donovan GAMING oh god I knew someone would say it lol but good job😂

    • @lemon5309
      @lemon5309 5 лет назад +32

      I'm sorry but..
      *Gregnet*

    • @qenten05
      @qenten05 5 лет назад

      @@homedepotgaming774 r/woosh

    • @qenten05
      @qenten05 5 лет назад

      @@homedepotgaming774 GODDAMNIT
      i fell for it...

  • @Dizzaton
    @Dizzaton 5 лет назад +1362

    The "two men one die" one is a badly translated version of a Korean saying which goes more like this: "the food was so good that if two men sat down to ate it, and one of them died, the other wouldn't notice (because he's too busy eating that damn delicious goodness)"

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 5 лет назад +169

      In America, one man would murder the other so he could have ALL the food.
      Source: am American.

    • @jk97883
      @jk97883 5 лет назад +25

      Lol always glad to see a korean on these kinds of channels

    • @williamfulenwider7332
      @williamfulenwider7332 5 лет назад

      @@bibasik7 I'm dieing lol

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +11

      That's a common phrase?

    • @Dizzaton
      @Dizzaton 5 лет назад +27

      @@GippyHappy yeah I see it around enough lol
      It's kinda shorter and more catchy in Korean too

  • @charliewolf4411
    @charliewolf4411 5 лет назад +694

    A hoodie and a mask collaborating...
    ...So, like, a halloween costume?

  • @jet2225
    @jet2225 5 лет назад +2944

    so sad we'll be leaving the European Onion soon

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 5 лет назад +2591

    I would pay to listen to Sorrow narrate a D&D campaign

  • @applecider7009
    @applecider7009 5 лет назад +2053

    “Hey man do you have hardwood floor or carpet?”
    “Square”
    “What”
    “What”

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +964

    As Yoda once said:
    _Kwite a good English, this is_

    • @kentremendous5112
      @kentremendous5112 5 лет назад +5

      Why do I see you in so many comment sections?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      It is, in deed.

    • @seakinq
      @seakinq 5 лет назад +1

      After 5 mins of reading thus i finally get it. kwite a dumbfuck, i am

    • @paix5339
      @paix5339 5 лет назад

      Could you comment some more? I feel like this isnt enough

  • @GarfieldPhone
    @GarfieldPhone 5 лет назад +1236

    🎶🎵🎶 *You're a mean one, mister Spinch* 🎶🎵

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 5 лет назад +950

    "Me fail English? But that's unpossible!"

    • @nikkinoivern4392
      @nikkinoivern4392 5 лет назад +8

      Yespacito 😂

    • @Carl007Jr
      @Carl007Jr 5 лет назад +4

      ☝️ The least funny Ralph Wiggum quote.

    • @lukiicookie6569
      @lukiicookie6569 5 лет назад +1

      You were so close
      Thats preety gud

    • @pixel2037
      @pixel2037 5 лет назад +12

      Yespacito didn’t you comment the same thing on jacksfilms new video?

    • @konumbra
      @konumbra 5 лет назад +7

      didn't you comment the same thing on the new YGS?

  • @fr0ggisoup
    @fr0ggisoup 5 лет назад +413

    the collab i never thought i’d get but i always wanted

    • @kingofkings3099
      @kingofkings3099 5 лет назад +3

      practically pluto Same.

    • @cr0ssingthenet723
      @cr0ssingthenet723 5 лет назад +1

      I legit thought of this a week ago, but didn’t think it’d actually happen.

    • @ghrasta.
      @ghrasta. 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @breidyy.vazquez1906
      @breidyy.vazquez1906 5 лет назад

      Its a miracle!

    • @Valentina-rj7pf
      @Valentina-rj7pf 5 лет назад +8

      @Omar 1111 You're legally wrong, Kwite is part of the only podcast on RUclips and is a figurehead for the Hoodie rights movement

  • @themaddoctor1741
    @themaddoctor1741 Год назад +48

    If I had a nickel for every time Sorrow TV collabed with someone who would get falsely cancelled in the future, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice

    • @themagicalgamer6522
      @themagicalgamer6522 10 месяцев назад

      who's the other one. Wilbur soot? i don't follow on youtube drama

    • @themaddoctor1741
      @themaddoctor1741 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@themagicalgamer6522 Slazo. His cancellation is why I stopped watching Memeulous and the gang

    • @Byrdffv
      @Byrdffv 4 месяца назад

      @@themagicalgamer6522 This aged VERY poorly

  • @cometdog6510
    @cometdog6510 5 лет назад +442

    in chinese class back in high school i once mixed up characters with the same sound and wrote 'my best friend is finished (dead)' instead of 'my best friend is late'

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 лет назад +1721

    13:44 no way that's accidental , that's just wholesome and cute.

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 5 лет назад +146

      It actually isn't, someone on the original post actually translated it and it basically says that.

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 5 лет назад +43

      @@Dogman_35 that is fantastic!
      Thanks for the heads up!

    • @honkandursun9402
      @honkandursun9402 5 лет назад +54

      Cute Grass Hours

    • @----.__
      @----.__ 5 лет назад +15

      Your comment is growing on me.

    • @honkandursun9402
      @honkandursun9402 5 лет назад +11

      @@----.__ let it consume you

  • @LunaCalypso
    @LunaCalypso 5 лет назад +392

    Me: *reads title*
    Me: *choking back tears* It's happening oh my god finally tHE PROPHECY....IS T R U E

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 5 лет назад +293

    I genuinely want the “dr. gay” bracelet.

    • @Zeldalink15
      @Zeldalink15 5 лет назад +1

      I want a bracelet that tells people to download Dropout!

    • @thedarksidealwayswin
      @thedarksidealwayswin 5 лет назад

      Same! And then I'll wait with wearing it until I complete my masters.

    • @ZealPyramid
      @ZealPyramid 5 лет назад +1

      i need the same same i came one

    • @DrSpikeSpiegel
      @DrSpikeSpiegel 5 лет назад +2

      I'd take "One Cunt Wolf Pack" myself.

  • @yeehaw4739
    @yeehaw4739 5 лет назад +296

    Congration
    You Done
    it

  • @karsond5766
    @karsond5766 5 лет назад +53

    The "how is the cactus?" sounds like a divorcee asking how his cactus is because he didnt get custody

  • @mew_mo_
    @mew_mo_ 5 лет назад +299

    You're a mean one, Mr. Spinch

  • @mikeymikey4186
    @mikeymikey4186 5 лет назад +420

    8:45
    I think this is a reference to that one vine
    "I'm lesbian"
    "I thought you were American"

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 лет назад +37

      Mom... Dad... I’m- *Im CHINESE*

    • @Zeldalink15
      @Zeldalink15 5 лет назад +11

      Paige I can accept that you’re Chinese if you can accept that I downloaded Dropout. You should too!

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 лет назад +9

      Zeldalink1515 Did I? Did I just get an ad in the comment section?
      AlsoIwillsoon

    • @Zeldalink15
      @Zeldalink15 5 лет назад +6

      Paige This is not an advertisement, I’m just a concerned citizen. There is an epidemic on the planet Earth! Over half of the population hasn’t downloaded Dropout. We need to spread the message.

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 5 лет назад +1

      Zeldalink1515 lol

  • @hoohah5067
    @hoohah5067 5 лет назад +615

    Illegally parked cars will be fine

  • @FlintKnap
    @FlintKnap 5 лет назад +266

    "yes i would like to become a dendochronology please"
    "y-you mean dendochronologist?"
    "no i must become the tree"

    • @tree427
      @tree427 5 лет назад +7

      become the tree.

    • @hipepleful
      @hipepleful 3 года назад +5

      They say, if you t-pose long enough, you will become a tree

  • @jasper3706
    @jasper3706 5 лет назад +490

    Dr. Gay is my supervillain persona

    • @chaseofearth9280
      @chaseofearth9280 5 лет назад +5

      Sounds like a job for The Amazingly Gay Duo!

    • @Zeldalink15
      @Zeldalink15 5 лет назад +1

      Mine would be Dropout Man! My power? Downloading Dropout of course.

    • @lisacz9627
      @lisacz9627 5 лет назад +1

      mine is s q u a r e

    • @adnansabanovic6488
      @adnansabanovic6488 5 лет назад +1

      ITS TIME FOR HUMAN TRAFFIKER

  • @ayydriel
    @ayydriel 5 лет назад +187

    My favorite item off of the McDonalds menu is of course their *chiknkein nugegets*

    • @invalidatemyass
      @invalidatemyass 5 лет назад +1

      once the chickens have been processed, what you're left with is the sweet sweet chiknkein

    • @d_ant34_exe38
      @d_ant34_exe38 5 лет назад

      @Teagan Truttmann either you got r/wooosh-ed or you're joking and I'm gettin
      r/wooosh-ed, and I'm honestly willing to take that chance...

    • @d_ant34_exe38
      @d_ant34_exe38 5 лет назад

      Shit, I just realized I'm stupid

  • @deathserpent9747
    @deathserpent9747 5 лет назад +420

    "I am married do not disturb
    i am already very disturb"
    Sounds like every marrage ever.

    • @nahuelc.9551
      @nahuelc.9551 4 года назад +18

      *marrage*

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 года назад +19

      Oh look! A Boomer in the wild!!!

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад

      @@vidzeerox im 21, what type of boomer is 21 ?

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад +1

      @@berilo.8044 how was i disrespectful ? Provide evidence or leave

    • @Lauren-rl4eu
      @Lauren-rl4eu 4 года назад +5

      Why did this boomer comment get so many likes? Does sorrowtv have a lot of 59 year old men watching who hate their wives?

  • @average_arachnid423
    @average_arachnid423 5 лет назад +86

    “I’m gonna have to blur this out”
    *blurs literally nothing out*

  • @kieran1988
    @kieran1988 5 лет назад +365

    the cactus is fine, thank you for asking! he said he'd prefer being called by his name, sullivan, though. :)
    edit: he's dead

  • @Ominous_Bambi
    @Ominous_Bambi 5 лет назад +623

    Y’all missed the bracelet that says “I have good aids”

    • @bibasik7
      @bibasik7 5 лет назад +25

      Donald Trump if he got AIDS:
      I have good AIDS. No one has ever AIDSed as goodly as I AIDSed.

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +5

      ... I

    • @sgtryoseirui6394
      @sgtryoseirui6394 5 лет назад

      他們用葡萄做了手術

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 лет назад +3

      2:04
      The science I would like to become is...
      Drumroll...
      *R O B O T N I K*

    • @TheDiamondDialga
      @TheDiamondDialga 5 лет назад +6

      They also missed “I ❤️ horse cock”

  • @Rocky123698745
    @Rocky123698745 4 года назад +43

    I can’t believe they didn’t mention the bracelet that just said “Shit the bed”

  • @alexander.b.c5686
    @alexander.b.c5686 5 лет назад +431

    Me: The perfect Collab doesn't exi-
    Sorrow TV: *hold my beer*

    • @diviniled3698
      @diviniled3698 5 лет назад +6

      noice, now we just wait for giofilms and sorrowtv to collab (if that will ever happen)

    • @josephstalin8337
      @josephstalin8337 5 лет назад

      @@diviniled3698 soft kore and sorrow tv

  • @Nstone53
    @Nstone53 5 лет назад +396

    The Japanese one at 13:19 kinda makes sense. They just add onto the Japanese word for ten with "en"
    10 = Juu"en"
    100 = Hyaku"en"
    1000 = Sen "en"
    So it makes sense they would assume "Ten" in English might be to just add more E's xD
    Kinda wholesome and funny.

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 5 лет назад +41

      Eito is adorable xD

    • @jamesmack9598
      @jamesmack9598 5 лет назад +39

      Umm... this is completely wrong. the "en" part is 円 for their currency. So juu en(十円) is like saying 10 cents.
      Juu (じゅう/十) = 10
      Hyaku (ひゃく/百) = 100
      Sen (せん/千) = 1000
      xD

    • @Nstone53
      @Nstone53 5 лет назад +12

      Dude Its a game show where they are writing in romaji. Typically the most used numeric form in Romaji is for currency counting or time. So I fail to see how I am "wrong".

    • @fuzzy5865
      @fuzzy5865 5 лет назад +2

      Nstone53 en isn’t part of it.

    • @joshduriden519
      @joshduriden519 5 лет назад +16

      No, I think the reason that they wrote "Ten" Teen" "Teeen" is because of Japan's Alphabet.
      So seeing 10, 100, 1000 compared to, 十, 百, and 千, probably looks like じゅう, じゅゅう, じゅゅゅう to them.

  • @ataino
    @ataino 5 лет назад +60

    13:49
    the first word from the left in arabic means "broken" but can also mean 2 holidays, IF you add a letter.
    I laughed way more than I should have at it.

  • @rlc941
    @rlc941 5 лет назад +130

    The 2 horseman of the apocalypse

    • @nateisanerd
      @nateisanerd 5 лет назад +1

      They killed the other 2 out of boredom

  • @ParadoxXIsTaken
    @ParadoxXIsTaken 5 лет назад +131

    4:18 I'm pretty sure Idubbbz has said all of those throughout his career.

    • @nateisanerd
      @nateisanerd 5 лет назад +18

      ParadoxX it’s just a board of idubbbz quotes

    • @vottvek5774
      @vottvek5774 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I love when Idubbbz said "I love horse dick

  • @xojnowns1520
    @xojnowns1520 5 лет назад +97

    Am I the only person that is wondering how he made that sound for the fingering peaches bit?

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 4 года назад +10

      Why did you put this thought in my head

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 4 года назад +11

      Usually moving your finger around in your mouth/playing with your cheeks
      Grab your cheek from the outside and keep pushing and pulling it

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 3 года назад +10

      pulling on his cheek really fast, probably

    • @friendsfreak
      @friendsfreak 2 года назад

      Probably by fingering a peach.

    • @scepticalhyenas5750
      @scepticalhyenas5750 2 года назад

      He obviously just?? fingered a peach???

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 5 лет назад +104

    _His engrish is kwite alrwite_

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +615

    *HORY SHEEETT*

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 4 года назад +56

    "She kissed me with her mouth muscle"
    Lol

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers 5 лет назад +258

    The way Kwite said "penuts" sounded like idubbbz doing his bad european accent

    • @mynameisntemma167
      @mynameisntemma167 3 года назад +5

      yeah i think that was the joke lmao

    • @MeowHype
      @MeowHype 2 года назад +4

      His bad European Onion accent.

  • @earth1883
    @earth1883 5 лет назад +84

    My 2 favorite faceless entities in masks are together at last

    • @lukiicookie6569
      @lukiicookie6569 5 лет назад +4

      I ship it

    • @yurn0
      @yurn0 5 лет назад

      But sorrow did a face reveal

    • @antisepticblep3825
      @antisepticblep3825 5 лет назад

      when@@yurn0

    • @earth1883
      @earth1883 5 лет назад +2

      @@yurn0 fool. As if SorrowTV would reveal his TRUE form

    • @yurn0
      @yurn0 5 лет назад +1

      Stormy ee ruclips.net/video/qzMF7dhjYXQ/видео.html

  • @Datathegreat1228
    @Datathegreat1228 5 лет назад +120

    Yeah actually I really liked kwite you guys work well together so this should happen again!

    • @ryanm6004
      @ryanm6004 5 лет назад +4

      Please this happen this again yes good
      In the true spirit of r/Engrish I put it into the language of the people who wrote the signs. This physically hurt to write.

    • @lichtheimer
      @lichtheimer 5 лет назад

      @@ryanm6004 I appreciate your pain and suffering.

  • @Valentina-rj7pf
    @Valentina-rj7pf 5 лет назад +128

    YO CAN WE GET SORROW ON THE LOUD MOUTHS PODCAST

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 5 лет назад +6

      MUST HAPPEN IT

    • @cryptidfenic5030
      @cryptidfenic5030 5 лет назад +4

      GRETA EOULD TBAG BE

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 5 лет назад +8

      I meant to type "IT MUST HAPPEN" but since this is r/engrish, I decided to leave it

  • @hopedean6424
    @hopedean6424 5 лет назад +99

    12:10 The fact that this is a restaurant sign

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j 5 лет назад +84

    It's like I always say:
    Appreciate what you what,
    Be are the makes you appreciate what what you dad.

  • @Force-hiddenmasquerade
    @Force-hiddenmasquerade 5 лет назад +516

    My sexual orientation is Chinese how dare you

  • @thecraftycyborg9024
    @thecraftycyborg9024 5 лет назад +38

    The “I will hacker” you one had me dying laughing. I’ll have to adopt that into my family’s lexicon.

  • @pixelatid
    @pixelatid 5 лет назад +159

    Same Same I Came sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.

    • @craigporter8873
      @craigporter8873 5 лет назад

      Sounds like a reply to the question " So how good was I in bed last night ?" Answer "Same same I came" then you just have to dodge the knifes that will be thrown at you :/

    • @craigporter8873
      @craigporter8873 5 лет назад

      @@garfieldpeepee If you don't like smut the maybe the internet isn't for you ?

    • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048
      @petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048 5 лет назад +6

      No. A Dr. Gay book

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 5 лет назад +2

      same same i came
      down the twisty stairs and through the rain
      a simple day with whoovile’s fame
      meant there was no man without a dame
      but yet sam i am hoped it would be his day
      to find true love and give it a new name
      cindy-loo, obviously she lay
      as sam addressed her politely, to join her he may

    • @ImpGoddess
      @ImpGoddess 5 лет назад +1

      @@beefykeith48 as creative as this is Cindy Lou Who was no more than two so....

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 5 лет назад +112

    1:29 Adapt to all kinds of pavement!
    The pebbles!
    The glass!
    The ASPHALE!
    And...
    S Q U A R E!

  • @i-win
    @i-win 5 лет назад +152

    Bois remember your grammar rules.

    • @cartspark
      @cartspark 5 лет назад +1

      *mom wakes in*

    • @LynnTheOne
      @LynnTheOne 5 лет назад +6

      You'ren't*

    • @dzyango6594
      @dzyango6594 5 лет назад

      Eye will remember might grandma rudes

    • @ibi6262
      @ibi6262 5 лет назад +1

      I no need remember grammar rule. My English is good good. Mistake no happen 👌👌
      pls end me :(

    • @weebaverage3026
      @weebaverage3026 5 лет назад

      Yourr*

  • @opwolfbarker7234
    @opwolfbarker7234 5 лет назад +38

    Mom walks in
    “No”

  • @oo4758
    @oo4758 5 лет назад +230

    R/engrish but it's just ten minutes of Tommy Wiseau's horrible dubbing.

  • @darkarimaster7417895
    @darkarimaster7417895 5 лет назад +53

    It wouldn’t be too bad being a staircase, because even though my destiny would be to be walked on I would always be helping people achieve greater heights.

  • @hayvenforpeace
    @hayvenforpeace 2 года назад +7

    How did they translate 小心落石 (“be careful of falling rocks”) as “be careful of the truth?!” It makes ZERO sense in even in a bad character-for-character translation.

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 лет назад +1033

    Hey, just checking in.
    How's your cactus?
    Doing well I hope , I hope you're doing well too.
    Good night;*

    • @spritewhisper
      @spritewhisper 5 лет назад +10

      B_D_W_S'_Animation_ m
      he’s doing well

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 5 лет назад +5

      @@spritewhisper glad to hear it!
      Hope you have a nice day/night

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 5 лет назад +4

      @@lowercasesolar9019 that's great news !
      Mine appreciates yoyr asking and is also well.
      Good night to you too

    • @jpjammin1876
      @jpjammin1876 5 лет назад +8

      Do not disturb. Tiny animator is dreaming.

    • @redbird7119
      @redbird7119 5 лет назад +1

      @•Candie • Is • Me • THIS IS SO SAD. NO ALEXA DON'T PLAY DESPACITO.

  • @murv8442
    @murv8442 4 года назад +39

    As someone who sucks at English, I can confirm this is like, accurate.

  • @azzyiseternal4745
    @azzyiseternal4745 5 лет назад +94

    This is the most epic anime crossover

  • @hodanisbased4980
    @hodanisbased4980 5 лет назад +117

    This was KWITE a good collab, do it again, and execute me in the process

    • @marindaheard3518
      @marindaheard3518 5 лет назад +2

      Do you feel sorrowful, for making that pun? I know it can be kwite painful at times..

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby 3 года назад +5

    12:42
    A quick DuckDuckGo search reveals that the black ice cream has a mild coconut flavor, and gets his black color from activated charcoal.

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 лет назад +329

    I is vary gud ate engrish

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад +9

      Saim

    • @person8865
      @person8865 5 лет назад +7

      I am speek ingish goodly

    • @rockcliff1930
      @rockcliff1930 5 лет назад +4

      Im crying. You are the because

    • @sacopanchez151
      @sacopanchez151 5 лет назад

      Me englese guud beter evryon, me entilegint

    • @rockcliff1930
      @rockcliff1930 5 лет назад

      @@sacopanchez151 you furny? You're english is vrey bad. Waht is youre gendre?

  • @MHWdJ
    @MHWdJ 5 лет назад +18

    I can't believe it. The floating hoodie found the faceless man!

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 4 года назад +30

    I am happy that people care about the well-being of cacti.

  • @Some_Doggo
    @Some_Doggo 5 лет назад +41

    Ah yes my favorite Persona 4 song.
    *Be Careful To The Truth*

  • @feralpupboy
    @feralpupboy 5 лет назад +178

    Questions is, is Dr Gay a villain or a hero?
    I feel like if Dr Gay was evil he’d try to do stuff like make everyone in the world gay so he can end the world, while hitting on the hero in a very subtly sexual way because this is a Pg-13 superhero movie.

    • @trashpanda1999
      @trashpanda1999 5 лет назад +21

      I don't see Dr. Cunt as the hero though

    • @trphrdte
      @trphrdte 5 лет назад +20

      the gay agenda

    • @feralpupboy
      @feralpupboy 5 лет назад +6

      elle j. Omg I can’t breathe this is great

    • @fishbuddy547
      @fishbuddy547 5 лет назад +1

      Would the hero be Dr. Asshole?

    • @amyisaway7800
      @amyisaway7800 5 лет назад +6

      is this deadpool 3??

  • @switch8428
    @switch8428 5 лет назад +63

    I'll order the *Mixed sea food Iraq government office surface, Reclamation of a wasteland by an army unit and for dessert some Semen.*

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 лет назад +61

    I was expecting for "Gweentea" and "Kawfee"

  • @bluspectre2042
    @bluspectre2042 5 лет назад +10

    13:14 Ok, so I've been practicing my Japanese and this actually makes sense. First off, their is no way to spell "ght" in Japanese. Also, for every zero at the end of a number (10, 100, 1000) simply add another suffix. In this case, they must have thought it was just another "e".

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 5 лет назад +172

    13:43 I don't think it's Engrish, pretty sure it was intentional. Plus it's cute

    • @Losshe
      @Losshe 5 лет назад +60

      Ya that's actually what's written in Chinese there. The exact translation would be "the little grass is resting, please do not disturb"

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 5 лет назад +9

      @@Losshe awww, that's cute

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 5 лет назад +1

      Bro that pfp

    • @AdamSandlersClick
      @AdamSandlersClick 5 лет назад +4

      someone else finally gets that it's cute.

  • @MakoNext
    @MakoNext 5 лет назад +43

    that's it, I'm moving to the european onion

  • @condorrish123
    @condorrish123 5 лет назад +207

    HI (Sorry for my bad Italian)

  • @doopersfr
    @doopersfr 5 лет назад +14

    *My two favorite underrated RUclipsrs collabing? It's a good day.*

  • @toomuchglitters7254
    @toomuchglitters7254 5 лет назад +15

    From what I could translate, 12:13 basically still says don't go when translated lol. It says "please don't take(the margarine) and leave".

  • @usagichanp
    @usagichanp 5 лет назад +4

    12:15 お持ち帰りはご遠慮ください means “please refrain from taking out” (referring to the packets)
    fun fact: お持ち帰り is also slang for one night stand.

  • @skyline4256
    @skyline4256 5 лет назад +77

    Great video, I've definitely seen it in full

  • @TurtleTrash963
    @TurtleTrash963 5 лет назад +58

    Oh hey 2 of my favorite youtubers collabing
    Cool

  • @rawrytheaguacate9722
    @rawrytheaguacate9722 5 лет назад +17

    2:43
    “Who was the first president of the United States”
    “George Washington?”
    “Who am I?”
    “George Washington?”

  • @STAREI471
    @STAREI471 5 лет назад +48

    mom walks in
    "no"

  • @gusrtw20
    @gusrtw20 4 года назад +6

    "Get paid to become a science" in strong asian accent, that made me lose it so bad lmao

  • @TheOfficialPSI
    @TheOfficialPSI 5 лет назад +7

    9:50 Best one. I definitely had a stroke.

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 5 лет назад +11

    11:49 it sounds like they’re saying
    “No mercy”
    By the end and I still think it fits with her character

  • @joelleg8415
    @joelleg8415 5 лет назад +16

    OMG THE HANNAH MONYANA EPISODE IN WHICH JACKSON PRETENDS TO LOSE HIS MEMORY? WHO REMRMBERS THATTTR

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 10 месяцев назад +5

    Ayo how did I not know my boy Kwite did a collab with Sorrow???? I fucking love Kwite.

  • @phnkii
    @phnkii 4 года назад +17

    Now that I own a cactus I can finally say
    It has deflated

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 5 лет назад +17

    4:50
    Yeah I always wanted tp have a "CHILD TRAFFIKER" bracelet

  • @FeyScribe
    @FeyScribe 5 лет назад +21

    OMG i get it, it's just Sorrow letting his other personalities have the mic!

  • @dr.salty.m.d.7021
    @dr.salty.m.d.7021 5 лет назад +2

    At 4:26 I low key heard the mortal kombat intro and saw both the baby’s and Sorrow TVs faces superimposed over that jojo meme where Dio is approaching jotaro in a really swag-esque way.
    You’re welcome for that amazing image

  • @0Onyx13
    @0Onyx13 5 лет назад +10

    I actually saw "penuts" in a bar here (Switzerland), I couldn't believe it 😂

  • @amoledzeppelin
    @amoledzeppelin 4 года назад +7

    Now, Princess Peach, as well as the jargonism in some languages for "peach" as "a pretty girl", suddenly make much more sense...

  • @stellarkirbo
    @stellarkirbo Год назад +18

    Can't wait for the newer comments on this one! Remember me before this comment gets inevitably flooded with recent events
    Edit: HOORAY HE’S INNOCENT! I love staying neutral

    • @Bshmjdsdyk
      @Bshmjdsdyk Год назад +1

      I’m glad he cleared his name, and I hope it doesn’t damage his reputation

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo Год назад +5

      @@Bshmjdsdyk I'm honestly just really disappointed in how nobody decided to look into the screenshots or Orion. I did it and that's why I decided to, remain neutral.

  • @ZenobiaSE
    @ZenobiaSE 5 лет назад +44

    This reminds me of when I was in Hong Kong. I was shopping and saw a shirt I thought said “Barbie” cuz it was the Barbie script you know. On closer inspection I realised it said *“Babies”*.
    I bought it instantly.

    • @seanmaxwell3319
      @seanmaxwell3319 5 лет назад +6

      Zenobia see, that’s the kind of impulse shopping I like

  • @janaf.1223
    @janaf.1223 4 года назад +3

    Bruh, every time I see that "Choose Your Fighter" image I ALWAYS go spinch~

  • @JWayne-vb1yg
    @JWayne-vb1yg 5 лет назад +16

    Soothouse, Sorrow TV, KingAni, Quackity, Kwite, etc. That is the crossover we need

  • @soupman9596
    @soupman9596 5 лет назад +39

    3:54 tag yourself I'm spinch

    • @jmazzee692
      @jmazzee692 5 лет назад +1

      Yo back off I’m spinch

    • @soupman9596
      @soupman9596 5 лет назад +1

      @@jmazzee692 square up

    • @yerischerries3010
      @yerischerries3010 5 лет назад +2

      Ok that’s fine but I’m Ranibow Sprimkle smfh

    • @jmazzee692
      @jmazzee692 5 лет назад

      fluffy boy fight me

    • @steecheeful
      @steecheeful 5 лет назад

      fluffy boy definitely cenunfly flnny

  • @kristatyre2569
    @kristatyre2569 5 лет назад +7

    kwite’s laugh at the beginning cured my depression

  • @condorrish123
    @condorrish123 5 лет назад +43

    and I thought my english was sometimes bad

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад +1

      Bad sometimes
      Did I just whoosh myself

    • @bboy7656
      @bboy7656 5 лет назад

      @@nickkohlmann yup

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад

      @@bboy7656 oh nice

    • @sacopanchez151
      @sacopanchez151 5 лет назад

      Yuo englees no bat, me englis vary bread

    • @cinnabun_dani
      @cinnabun_dani 5 лет назад

      you're english is incredible good