The most underrated part of this video is Sorrow’s answer to “how do I clap and do push to talk at the same time” is IMMEDIATELY “slap myself in the face”
The "two men one die" one is a badly translated version of a Korean saying which goes more like this: "the food was so good that if two men sat down to ate it, and one of them died, the other wouldn't notice (because he's too busy eating that damn delicious goodness)"
If I had a nickel for every time Sorrow TV collabed with someone who would get falsely cancelled in the future, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice
in chinese class back in high school i once mixed up characters with the same sound and wrote 'my best friend is finished (dead)' instead of 'my best friend is late'
Your picture is my picture on discord and at first I thought I posted this and got really confused that I forgot what I said but then i realized I didn't say it
Paige This is not an advertisement, I’m just a concerned citizen. There is an epidemic on the planet Earth! Over half of the population hasn’t downloaded Dropout. We need to spread the message.
13:49 the first word from the left in arabic means "broken" but can also mean 2 holidays, IF you add a letter. I laughed way more than I should have at it.
The Japanese one at 13:19 kinda makes sense. They just add onto the Japanese word for ten with "en" 10 = Juu"en" 100 = Hyaku"en" 1000 = Sen "en" So it makes sense they would assume "Ten" in English might be to just add more E's xD Kinda wholesome and funny.
Umm... this is completely wrong. the "en" part is 円 for their currency. So juu en（十円） is like saying 10 cents. Juu (じゅう/十) = 10 Hyaku (ひゃく/百) = 100 Sen (せん/千) = 1000 xD
Dude Its a game show where they are writing in romaji. Typically the most used numeric form in Romaji is for currency counting or time. So I fail to see how I am "wrong".
No, I think the reason that they wrote "Ten" Teen" "Teeen" is because of Japan's Alphabet. So seeing 10, 100, 1000 compared to, 十, 百, and 千, probably looks like じゅう, じゅゅう, じゅゅゅう to them.
Please this happen this again yes good In the true spirit of r/Engrish I put it into the language of the people who wrote the signs. This physically hurt to write.
Ok so Soothouse and SorrowTV do videos together. SorrowTV did a video with Slazo and now Kwite. Kwite does videos with Wildspartanz. Wildspartanz does videos with Kingani and he did 2 videos with Callmecarson. Kingani did a video with Pyrocynical. Callmecarson has videos with RaccoonEggs in them. RaccoonEggs is in videos with Swaggersouls and Fitz. Swaggersouls did a video with Penguinz0. *EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED*
This started with a disembodied voice slapping himself violently and a floating hoodie giggling maniacally. New favorite video. This is the content I came to RUclips for.
Sounds like a reply to the question " So how good was I in bed last night ?" Answer "Same same I came" then you just have to dodge the knifes that will be thrown at you :/
same same i came down the twisty stairs and through the rain a simple day with whoovile’s fame meant there was no man without a dame but yet sam i am hoped it would be his day to find true love and give it a new name cindy-loo, obviously she lay as sam addressed her politely, to join her he may
It wouldn’t be too bad being a staircase, because even though my destiny would be to be walked on I would always be helping people achieve greater heights.
![r/onejob Top Posts of All Time [feat. Soothouse]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5o2JEGEiQA8/mqdefault.jpg)
![r/onejob Top Posts of All Time [feat. Soothouse]](/img/tr.png)
![/r/IHadAStroke [Feat. SorrowTV]](/img/1.gif)
Imagine censoring c*nt 18 times, but youtube's algorithm detects the text on screen and still demonetises you. Yikes
I was the 69th like hehhehe
RUclips should just call itself cucktube and be done with it
oof
I never think Sorrow put any ad ever on his vids
Really?
genius
Kwite where is everyone saying hi to you huh
Thank you...
kwite
Agreaf my fri. End h
If your just a hoodie how do you type :thonking:
They always ask "What is the cactus". Never "How is the cactus".
But why is the cactus?
Alexa, order another cactus from Amazon.
Imagine how is touch the sky
WHY IS GAMORA?
F 😔👌
no idea why the phrase “she did rub my bones” made me ugly cackle
She kissed me with her mouth muscle
Mom walks in
"no"
"Mmmm, good feel"
That is are wierd
You laugh so you don't cry from terror
_Be there or be asphale_
Taikamuna i See you everywhere 😄
Justin Y with dominoes
Following the footsteps of Justin Y. I see
No
This joke is bad
You asphailed it
Taikamuna, how are you in just ALL THE PLACES? 😂
now thats the collab i needed
Spaced oh no no
GioFilms stop stretching your videos please.
now this is the comment that i needed
Oh yeah yeah
-hi-
*_Voice man ft floating hoodie_*
Yes.
no
Basically yeah
aka the best RUclipsrs
Yes.
The most underrated part of this video is Sorrow’s answer to “how do I clap and do push to talk at the same time” is IMMEDIATELY “slap myself in the face”
The "two men one die" one is a badly translated version of a Korean saying which goes more like this: "the food was so good that if two men sat down to ate it, and one of them died, the other wouldn't notice (because he's too busy eating that damn delicious goodness)"
In America, one man would murder the other so he could have ALL the food.
Source: am American.
Lol always glad to see a korean on these kinds of channels
@@bibasik7 I'm dieing lol
That's a common phrase?
@@GippyHappy yeah I see it around enough lol
It's kinda shorter and more catchy in Korean too
A hoodie and a mask collaborating...
...So, like, a halloween costume?
Its a creepypasta
It's simply meant to be~
@@vortexastar193 bro dont even
Now we only need some pants and it's complete
Welp, time for a threesome
this guy should become a voice actor, he has the potential to build some really iconic characters
He does have characters!
We got New York guy, Boston guy, Creepy guy, Old guy, Old woman, Annoying woman, Little girl, and more!
@@topazwearsshades bruh I mean like he should get hired for a video game character.
wooooooooooosh
@SniffyActor9631 you forgot about the Samantha voice!!
SniffyActor9631 samantha, karen and latina woman
“Hey man do you have hardwood floor or carpet?”
“Square”
“What”
“What”
Square!
A WHAT
It funny cus that pic is actually satire
*the pebbles*
APPLE CIDER I found this way funnier than it should be,
As Yoda once said:
_Kwite a good English, this is_
Why do I see you in so many comment sections?
It is, in deed.
After 5 mins of reading thus i finally get it. kwite a dumbfuck, i am
Could you comment some more? I feel like this isnt enough
I like how Sorrow went through all the trouble of censoring all the swear words in the video and it's STILL demonetised
HOW
Maybe ur not suppose to show bad words as well?
@@sadesemolu yeah well that makes sense as the word cunt was displayed about 30 times
oof
*PREGANANANT?!*
OMFG!!!! YES!! I MISS THIS!!!!
Ender Donovan GAMING oh god I knew someone would say it lol but good job😂
I'm sorry but..
*Gregnet*
@@homedepotgaming774 r/woosh
@@homedepotgaming774 GODDAMNIT
i fell for it...
so sad we'll be leaving the European Onion soon
他們用葡萄做了手術
@@sgtryoseirui6394 why
Br-eggs-it
I can't stop flapping to this comment
Hehe your so funy
“How will I clap with only one hand? Oh I’ll just slap myself in the face”
Incredible
raul w did he break his other hand? or did he just not want to use it?
This is the biggest mood ever.
I would pay to listen to Sorrow narrate a D&D campaign
You are a genius please take this Nobel Prize.
Yes
I really hope Sorrow sees this
The sorrowtv zone
YES
_The crossover we wanted but didn't deserve._
edit 1: Holy shit that's a lot of likes for 5 hours.
I’m stuck speaking in broken English
I read both of these comments so wrong 😂
oh yeah yeah
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants
Hory shet a lot of hours thats likes for 8.
"it was always, do not finger the peaches"- the spinch man
Truth is, it was do not finger the peaches from the start
_gunshot_
_fallout theme starts playing_
"It was always, DO finger the peaches" - Elio from Call Me By Your Name
3:47 It's Britney, Spinch
That time stamp is so perfect.
Kwite: *B*****
No you fucking didn't
Penuts
IM FUCKING CRYING
Dododododo
Me: *reads title*
Me: *choking back tears* It's happening oh my god finally tHE PROPHECY....IS T R U E
I saw the title and screamed.
It took me so long to figure out what was happening
Yes!!
@@awesomenessismade saame lol
the collab i never thought i’d get but i always wanted
practically pluto Same.
I legit thought of this a week ago, but didn’t think it’d actually happen.
Same
Its a miracle!
@Omar 1111 You're legally wrong, Kwite is part of the only podcast on RUclips and is a figurehead for the Hoodie rights movement
If I had a nickel for every time Sorrow TV collabed with someone who would get falsely cancelled in the future, I’d have two nickels. It isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it’s happened twice
who's the other one. Wilbur soot? i don't follow on youtube drama
@@themagicalgamer6522 Slazo. His cancellation is why I stopped watching Memeulous and the gang
@@themagicalgamer6522 This aged VERY poorly
@@Byrdffv yeah didn't he also get falsely canceled?
@@stupidmangoz Wilbur was pretty much guilty from what ive seen
in chinese class back in high school i once mixed up characters with the same sound and wrote 'my best friend is finished (dead)' instead of 'my best friend is late'
RIP
我的好朋友死了!!!
People in my French class do this a lot. "Je suis fini" means "I am dead" while "J'ai fini" means "I am done"
Je Suis fini
他們用葡萄做了手術
"Me fail English? But that's unpossible!"
Yespacito 😂
☝️ The least funny Ralph Wiggum quote.
You were so close
Thats preety gud
Yespacito didn’t you comment the same thing on jacksfilms new video?
didn't you comment the same thing on the new YGS?
I genuinely want the “dr. gay” bracelet.
I want a bracelet that tells people to download Dropout!
Same! And then I'll wait with wearing it until I complete my masters.
i need the same same i came one
I'd take "One Cunt Wolf Pack" myself.
"yes i would like to become a dendochronology please"
"y-you mean dendochronologist?"
"no i must become the tree"
become the tree.
They say, if you t-pose long enough, you will become a tree
Kwite and SorrowTV is a collab made in heaven
Your picture is my picture on discord and at first I thought I posted this and got really confused that I forgot what I said but then i realized I didn't say it
A G R E E D
same same I came
Hell yea it is
YES
My cactus is fine, thank you for your concern.
jesus man ...
Cactus Cat is it still ok?
You are the welcomed
It’s still fine, Bogan. I water it on Sundays.
Illegally parked cars will be fine
"You triggered my trap card!"
yse
Great. Nothing bad.
The "how is the cactus?" sounds like a divorcee asking how his cactus is because he didnt get custody
You're a mean one, Mr. Spinch
Stolen comment :/
You are my counterpart Lucid Malice
13:44 no way that's accidental , that's just wholesome and cute.
It actually isn't, someone on the original post actually translated it and it basically says that.
@@Dogman_35 that is fantastic!
Thanks for the heads up!
Cute Grass Hours
Your comment is growing on me.
@@----.__ let it consume you
8:45
I think this is a reference to that one vine
"I'm lesbian"
"I thought you were American"
Mom... Dad... I’m- *Im CHINESE*
Paige I can accept that you’re Chinese if you can accept that I downloaded Dropout. You should too!
Zeldalink1515 Did I? Did I just get an ad in the comment section?
AlsoIwillsoon
Paige This is not an advertisement, I’m just a concerned citizen. There is an epidemic on the planet Earth! Over half of the population hasn’t downloaded Dropout. We need to spread the message.
Zeldalink1515 lol
I would definitely choose SPINCH as my fighter.
Also, Kwite's laughter is adorable and no one can convince me otherwise.
i thought that said daughter
Ranibow Sprimkle.
Kepchup secondarily, but that Thousand Sprimkles attack is just so fun.
I dunno, I'm more of a Ranibow Sprimkle kinda guy, myself
More Sorrow & Kwite collabs please. I haven't laughed like this in a while. #TeamDisembodiedVoice ?
Nah, the laughing irritates me
@@luciencole3310 My laughing irritates you? Wut?
🎶🎵🎶 *You're a mean one, mister Spinch* 🎶🎵
Fuck you 😂🤣
🎶🎵🎶You really are a carb!🎵🎶
Teagan Truttmann A failed troll??
Ugh i laughed way too hard at this 😭
*fuckity foo I'm too stupid for you*
Dr. Gay is my supervillain persona
Sounds like a job for The Amazingly Gay Duo!
Mine would be Dropout Man! My power? Downloading Dropout of course.
mine is s q u a r e
ITS TIME FOR HUMAN TRAFFIKER
the cactus is fine, thank you for asking! he said he'd prefer being called by his name, sullivan, though. :)
edit: he's dead
the pumpkin king!! O Sullivan represent
:(
:(
:(
:(
“I’m gonna have to blur this out”
*blurs literally nothing out*
There's a Turkish kebab house near my flat that has "Chicken Cow porn pepper spicy unit" and "google search no results" on their menu.
My guy, post that shit on Reddit and rake in that karma.
I'm Turkish and I have no idea what they have tried to translate.
@@labibwajdi3169 bro, chicken cow porn pepper spicy unit is better than your garbage
chicken porn pepper spicy unit kebab wrap is always my favourite
wtf i feel bad for being Turkish now
Congration
You Done
it
tf2 soundsmith reference
You ween
I'm working on my Master's degree; I want this on my diploma.
13:49
the first word from the left in arabic means "broken" but can also mean 2 holidays, IF you add a letter.
I laughed way more than I should have at it.
This is like if my two favourite cartoons from different channels crossed over. Thank you fathers Kwite and Sorrow.
GOD ,, Kwite and Sorrow is a match made in subreddit heaven..
I can’t believe they didn’t mention the bracelet that just said “Shit the bed”
“No! I must climb the stairs”, he shouted
The internet said,”no Sorrowtv,You are the stairs!”
And then Sorrowtv was a trash can.
Choose your fighter:
Ranibow Sprimkle
Kemchup
>Spinch
Penuts
I choose burburku surce
I choose kemchup
I choose you, ponis!
Like they said, with the dlc, Ranibow Sprimkle can have more skins, so I'm gonna have to go for them
Penuts
My favorite item off of the McDonalds menu is of course their *chiknkein nugegets*
once the chickens have been processed, what you're left with is the sweet sweet chiknkein
@Teagan Truttmann either you got r/wooosh-ed or you're joking and I'm gettin
r/wooosh-ed, and I'm honestly willing to take that chance...
Shit, I just realized I'm stupid
My sexual orientation is Chinese how dare you
Sexual orientation East
Hidden Masquerade
我也是
他們用葡萄做了手術
"I am married do not disturb
i am already very disturb"
Sounds like every marrage ever.
*marrage*
Oh look! A Boomer in the wild!!!
@@vidzeerox im 21, what type of boomer is 21 ?
@@berilo.8044 how was i disrespectful ? Provide evidence or leave
Why did this boomer comment get so many likes? Does sorrowtv have a lot of 59 year old men watching who hate their wives?
I didn't know I needed a SorrowTV and Kwite collab until now
Kwite So
Y’all missed the bracelet that says “I have good aids”
Donald Trump if he got AIDS:
I have good AIDS. No one has ever AIDSed as goodly as I AIDSed.
... I
他們用葡萄做了手術
2:04
The science I would like to become is...
Drumroll...
*R O B O T N I K*
They also missed “I ❤️ horse cock”
The 2 horseman of the apocalypse
They killed the other 2 out of boredom
"All shoplifters will be executed" clerk just pulls out a broadsword "I'm sorry man but you read the sign"
The Japanese one at 13:19 kinda makes sense. They just add onto the Japanese word for ten with "en"
10 = Juu"en"
100 = Hyaku"en"
1000 = Sen "en"
So it makes sense they would assume "Ten" in English might be to just add more E's xD
Kinda wholesome and funny.
Eito is adorable xD
Umm... this is completely wrong. the "en" part is 円 for their currency. So juu en（十円） is like saying 10 cents.
Juu (じゅう/十) = 10
Hyaku (ひゃく/百) = 100
Sen (せん/千) = 1000
xD
Dude Its a game show where they are writing in romaji. Typically the most used numeric form in Romaji is for currency counting or time. So I fail to see how I am "wrong".
Nstone53 en isn’t part of it.
No, I think the reason that they wrote "Ten" Teen" "Teeen" is because of Japan's Alphabet.
So seeing 10, 100, 1000 compared to, 十, 百, and 千, probably looks like じゅう, じゅゅう, じゅゅゅう to them.
Me: The perfect Collab doesn't exi-
Sorrow TV: *hold my beer*
noice, now we just wait for giofilms and sorrowtv to collab (if that will ever happen)
@@diviniled3698 soft kore and sorrow tv
10:24 PANTALOONS
P A N T A L O O N S
And my god is that messed up in general
Pantalewns
He should've said that thing in a Southern accent due to it probably taking place in Alabama.
we respect all cultures, even Alabama's
i dont get it what
sounds like you've never been to /b/
"She kissed me with her mouth muscle"
Lol
_His engrish is kwite alrwite_
4:18 I'm pretty sure Idubbbz has said all of those throughout his career.
ParadoxX it’s just a board of idubbbz quotes
Yeah, I love when Idubbbz said "I love horse dick
nO WAY-
THE COLLAB WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED
Wow. The we are everywhere. THE PHANDOM WILL TAKE OVER
TwentyØnePetesAtTheChemicalDiscø Your pfp....idk if I should smack you or thank you....I think I’m going to have nightmares.
PHANDOM!!!
@@shaylascott858 Haha, sorry. Please dont have nightmares about gerard
The “I will hacker” you one had me dying laughing. I’ll have to adopt that into my family’s lexicon.
I have
My mom was EXTREMELY worried for my my mental health.... I was WHEEZING
I love your pfp
@@parahive4067 yo thanks my dude
Gerard ♡
12:10 The fact that this is a restaurant sign
Yeah actually I really liked kwite you guys work well together so this should happen again!
Please this happen this again yes good
In the true spirit of r/Engrish I put it into the language of the people who wrote the signs. This physically hurt to write.
@@ryanm6004 I appreciate your pain and suffering.
1:29 Adapt to all kinds of pavement!
The pebbles!
The glass!
The ASPHALE!
And...
S Q U A R E!
Choose ur fight
@@pvtwade7057 Ranibow sprimkle
Ok so Soothouse and SorrowTV do videos together. SorrowTV did a video with Slazo and now Kwite. Kwite does videos with Wildspartanz. Wildspartanz does videos with Kingani and he did 2 videos with Callmecarson. Kingani did a video with Pyrocynical. Callmecarson has videos with RaccoonEggs in them. RaccoonEggs is in videos with Swaggersouls and Fitz. Swaggersouls did a video with Penguinz0.
*EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED*
RUclipsr Fighting Game?
The MCU of RUclips
what language is this
@@acookie7548 RUclipsr
Don't forget that CallMeCarson was in one of Fitz's videos for about 5 seconds.
YO CAN WE GET SORROW ON THE LOUD MOUTHS PODCAST
MUST HAPPEN IT
GRETA EOULD TBAG BE
I meant to type "IT MUST HAPPEN" but since this is r/engrish, I decided to leave it
It's like I always say:
Appreciate what you what,
Be are the makes you appreciate what what you dad.
This started with a disembodied voice slapping himself violently and a floating hoodie giggling maniacally.
New favorite video. This is the content I came to RUclips for.
‘I’ll smack myself in the face’
Sorrow TV - 2019
Edit: Holy heccin guacamole I actually got likes. My face is happy
face my happy, to
Me happy, three
Happy my face is
Me faice es Hoppie
Bought a hat in Japan one day that said "Smoke dope and addicts is rearry bud for me"
他們用葡萄做了手術 let us see it
"Up bum no baby"
Why do I keep reading this in my head with the voice of a creepy Eastern European dude?
The "do not finger the peaches" made me remember that wind teachers will say "please finger your parts" and no one is bothered
My 2 favorite faceless entities in masks are together at last
I ship it
But sorrow did a face reveal
when@@yurn0
@@yurn0 fool. As if SorrowTV would reveal his TRUE form
Stormy ee ruclips.net/video/qzMF7dhjYXQ/видео.html
Does "drug is not a weed" remind anybody else of "iS tHaT a WeEd?!" "No, it's a crayo-" _"i'M cAlLiNg ThE pOlIcE!"_ or am I just on crayon weed myself
I cannot hear the word 'weed' without thinking of that Vine.
Hail Sithis.
I would legitimately wear the dr. Gay bracelet XD
I'd rather wear the same same I came one
me too
SAME
Sammme tho
I’m sorry but that’s gay as shit
I am happy that people care about the well-being of cacti.
R/engrish but it's just ten minutes of Tommy Wiseau's horrible dubbing.
hahaha what a story Marc
r/foundthemobileuser
OH YES
@@burtmanucci7910 r/ihavereddit
@@ThePurpleMage r/imbetterthanyou
I want a bracelet that says, “SHIT THE BED.”
I want a thousand of them.
DisappointingPorn I want a bracelet that says your username.
Joe
* blush *
It’s an old family name. Peruvian.
forgot my pen, god damn, shit the bed again
What if I don’t wanna stand by
Too bad
Go Kermit swer slide
Ikr
Commit reverse alive
ur missin out
Ah yes my favorite Persona 4 song.
*Be Careful To The Truth*
Same Same I Came sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.
Sounds like a reply to the question " So how good was I in bed last night ?" Answer "Same same I came" then you just have to dodge the knifes that will be thrown at you :/
@@garfieldpeepee If you don't like smut the maybe the internet isn't for you ?
No. A Dr. Gay book
same same i came
down the twisty stairs and through the rain
a simple day with whoovile’s fame
meant there was no man without a dame
but yet sam i am hoped it would be his day
to find true love and give it a new name
cindy-loo, obviously she lay
as sam addressed her politely, to join her he may
@@beefykeith48 as creative as this is Cindy Lou Who was no more than two so....
Bois remember your grammar rules.
*mom wakes in*
You'ren't*
Eye will remember might grandma rudes
I no need remember grammar rule. My English is good good. Mistake no happen 👌👌
pls end me :(
Yourr*
Hey, just checking in.
How's your cactus?
Doing well I hope , I hope you're doing well too.
Good night;*
B_D_W_S'_Animation_ m
he’s doing well
@@spritewhisper glad to hear it!
Hope you have a nice day/night
@@lowercasesolar9019 that's great news !
Mine appreciates yoyr asking and is also well.
Good night to you too
Do not disturb. Tiny animator is dreaming.
@•Candie • Is • Me • THIS IS SO SAD. NO ALEXA DON'T PLAY DESPACITO.
2:43
“Who was the first president of the United States”
“George Washington?”
“Who am I?”
“George Washington?”
oh yeah..... we definitely like him....
KEEP HIM AROUND...….
Sorrow TV & Kwite?
*_A Surprise to be sure. But a welcomed one._*
This video is the only comment section, I feel some comments will make sense in....
But then again: i is engrish very well, do you?
correct. i do engrish
SheinHa_ Computer 🤣
I could make a video like this for one of my subs that I have on my channel.
yes am very engrish well
Shut the hell mouth ur... i beter than all yoi of engris. I rit 20000000000 book word. Fagotos
"Discocunt" was the working title for Saturday Night Fever.
It wouldn’t be too bad being a staircase, because even though my destiny would be to be walked on I would always be helping people achieve greater heights.
That's actually kinda deep and humble
Don’t lie you just wanna look up girls skirts. I like your style kid
@@UnimpressedGoose 1000 iq
dont let him fool you, dude just has a foot fetish
*clap, clap*
Oml Sorrow TV and Kwite in the same video? This is the perfect crossover
Sorrow and Kwite>>>>>>>>>>Infinity war
I can't believe it. The floating hoodie found the faceless man!
Mom walks in
“No”
13:43 I don't think it's Engrish, pretty sure it was intentional. Plus it's cute
Ya that's actually what's written in Chinese there. The exact translation would be "the little grass is resting, please do not disturb"
@@Losshe awww, that's cute
Bro that pfp
someone else finally gets that it's cute.
Great video, I've definitely seen it in full
Can I borrow teeen bucks?
Hmm... How about *teeeen* bucks?
i only got teen on me
No, only Eito
Make sure they get their homework on time
I need eitooo dollars for the rent, can you help me out?
Am I the only person that is wondering how he made that sound for the fingering peaches bit?
Why did you put this thought in my head
Usually moving your finger around in your mouth/playing with your cheeks
Grab your cheek from the outside and keep pushing and pulling it
pulling on his cheek really fast, probably
Probably by fingering a peach.
He obviously just?? fingered a peach???