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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @MyLeg_Fred
    @MyLeg_Fred 5 лет назад +4371

    Me: *Mows grass*
    Grass: *Glass shattering noises*

    • @aegis_knight
      @aegis_knight 4 года назад +142

      Australia noooo, they're dreaming

    • @janlohndorf9665
      @janlohndorf9665 4 года назад +22

      Minecraft sound randomizer mod

    • @ingenide
      @ingenide 4 года назад +30

      _S q u a r e_

    • @blearkob
      @blearkob 4 года назад +8

      Thank you Australia

    • @MyLeg_Fred
      @MyLeg_Fred 4 года назад +9

      @@aegis_knight People die while dreaming all the time so idk how this is any different.

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 5 лет назад +8395

    I Google translated *"Soot house"* to Chinese and back to English. It gave me *"Coal Smoke room"*

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 5 лет назад +640

      *s m o k e r o o m*

    • @EmblemAsura
      @EmblemAsura 5 лет назад +536

      Coal Smoke room is my favorite RUclips Channel

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 5 лет назад +263

      *coal smork room

    • @r0nium
      @r0nium 5 лет назад +149

      I mean, it's not wrong.

    • @wetplant1748
      @wetplant1748 5 лет назад +166

      I did the same thing but to different languages and got "ashtray"
      Edit: I add some more to the chain and got cemetery

  • @cameronroy2129
    @cameronroy2129 5 лет назад +6025

    Honestly if I saw a sign that said tiny grass is dreaming I would stay off the grass

    • @whatasurprise6908
      @whatasurprise6908 4 года назад +88

      sameeee

    • @mr.cucumber3645
      @mr.cucumber3645 4 года назад +181

      Too be honest, understanding Chinese and seeing this translation are way much funnier for example the “f the vegetable” one.

    • @moemoethecoolest
      @moemoethecoolest 4 года назад +48

      I would print out a picture of Grassy from BFDI and stick it there, then never touch the grass again because he's dreaming and I dare not stop him.

    • @jenkinsfamily2229
      @jenkinsfamily2229 4 года назад +13

      Same. Respect to the grass!

    • @pufferz6788
      @pufferz6788 4 года назад +12

      The translation is actually accurate

  • @l.l1118
    @l.l1118 3 года назад +3489

    “Do not disturb, Tiny grass is dreaming” is a comforting and cute statement

  • @TalkingSoup
    @TalkingSoup 5 лет назад +2929

    light gary
    and his nemesis
    dark gary

  • @oh-not-the-bees7872
    @oh-not-the-bees7872 5 лет назад +8944

    "Dark gary" sounds like the end boss of an ironic video game

    • @daPvta
      @daPvta 4 года назад +176

      It's the boss of the Vault 108

    • @butteredsalmonella
      @butteredsalmonella 4 года назад +238

      You are challenged by Champion Dark Gary!

    • @Shinyfur5474
      @Shinyfur5474 4 года назад +64

      Oh-not-the-bees like Miitopia?

    • @hinatauzumaki2164
      @hinatauzumaki2164 4 года назад +39

      Or the nickname you would give a black dude

    • @humidpuddle8897
      @humidpuddle8897 4 года назад +10

      Dark gaul from destiny

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 6 лет назад +5791

    In fairness the Roblox children are actually encrypting their messages behind cleverly disguised bad grammar so that they woun't get censored or banned for telling people to commit self-neverending rest.

  • @amyk3442
    @amyk3442 4 года назад +1794

    "Ignorauce is dongnous, but knowledy without usponsibility is more dangenous." - Martin Luther King Jr

  • @fulgurus9796
    @fulgurus9796 6 лет назад +1928

    You : eat pant
    Me, an intellectual : old clothes put in mouth

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 лет назад +2328

    The tiny grass is sleeping, please do not mow it, that would be cowardly.

    • @mzrwizardmzr
      @mzrwizardmzr 6 лет назад +28

      amen brudda

    • @amywebb359
      @amywebb359 6 лет назад +4

      666 likes

    • @EnzolioLP
      @EnzolioLP 6 лет назад +31

      Do not disturb the grass. Legends tell of story of man that cut tiny grass yes yes and tiny grass make man commit die.
      Im german and still, wriiting this shit, somehow, hurt deeply in my soul.

    • @5up3rp3rs0n
      @5up3rp3rs0n 6 лет назад +34

      Fun fact: The grass translation is not really that far off. The Chinese text says "The grass is resting, please do not disturb." It's meant to be a less direct and somewhat "cute" way to ask people not to step on the grass, which is a kind of "convoluted speech" that works much much better in Chinese than in English.

    • @treemeatthealmighty
      @treemeatthealmighty 5 лет назад

      How does oen tooy

  • @UnStorm
    @UnStorm 5 лет назад +2896

    Light Gary is the representation of peace, hope, and tranquility.
    Dark gary is the representation of chaos, destruction, and negativeness.
    They balanced each other out, until the tragic day, the day that will never be forgotten...
    The day Red Gary was born.

    • @nubgaming11lmao37
      @nubgaming11lmao37 5 лет назад +44

      I need more

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 5 лет назад +66

      Do you know which gary will win?
      The one you feed

    • @jberrethful
      @jberrethful 5 лет назад +37

      They both work together to defeat red gary.

    • @HexDoesRoblox
      @HexDoesRoblox 5 лет назад +26

      What about gary gary

    • @UnStorm
      @UnStorm 5 лет назад +67

      @@HexDoesRoblox Gary Gary was the fusion between the Two Garys as a Trump card to stop red Gary, they set their differences aside, hence the name doesn't have light nor darkness. Gary Gary hold his own against Red Gary, and Red Gary was Badly injured, but he managed to escape and heal to come back stronger than before.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 4 года назад +2452

    Adapt to all kinds of pavement:
    - The pebbles
    - The glass
    - The asphale
    - S Q U A R E

    • @PaperTS
      @PaperTS 3 года назад +75

      R E C T A N G L N ' T

    • @jus1t-gg
      @jus1t-gg 3 года назад +36

      I laughed my ass off L I T E R A L L Y

    • @johndoes_art
      @johndoes_art 3 года назад +2

      Rofl

    • @Random1785YT
      @Random1785YT 3 года назад +5

      ah yes the glass

    • @EReid2073
      @EReid2073 3 года назад

      Your comment is at 666 likes 👀

  • @infernaltigris
    @infernaltigris 6 лет назад +1335

    S m o r k A l a m

  • @swiftpotato6746
    @swiftpotato6746 5 лет назад +632

    So what surfaces can your scooter go on?
    Me: *_S Q U A R E_*

    • @Sn00zeYYYY
      @Sn00zeYYYY 4 года назад +17

      The glass

    • @aidancommenting
      @aidancommenting 4 года назад +21

      No, the glass is dreaming, it needs to grow into big glass. You can't ride your scooter on the glass when it's dreaming

    • @mr.walter6973
      @mr.walter6973 4 года назад +6

      *The glass*

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 4 года назад +6

      the assphale

    • @maiandhoua1
      @maiandhoua1 4 года назад +1

      The legos

  • @abomiyeti7440
    @abomiyeti7440 6 лет назад +1037

    Dark gary
    $14.99
    *In Stock.*

    • @katie2940
      @katie2940 6 лет назад +25

      May i buy a dark gary please?

    • @Umayrica
      @Umayrica 6 лет назад +15

      If EA owned Pokémon

    • @sir_zekes
      @sir_zekes 6 лет назад +5

      (is this a slavery joke) if so can i get the dark gary for a whiteman discount

    • @awesomepossume3682
      @awesomepossume3682 6 лет назад +1

      Dark gary vs light gary is my favorite anime battle of all time

    • @samtarumoto9097
      @samtarumoto9097 6 лет назад +1

      new soothouse merch

  • @xddkarthikaa
    @xddkarthikaa 3 года назад +371

    “Tiny grass is dreaming” is actually the cutest thing I’ve heard all week.

  • @hugo511
    @hugo511 6 лет назад +2314

    Light gary (Gary not included)

    • @cyandinomashups
      @cyandinomashups 6 лет назад +44

      @@h4rl3h _REALLY?_

    • @hugo511
      @hugo511 6 лет назад

      ShadowFlame Ye, I understood it

    • @DylanoTheWizard
      @DylanoTheWizard 6 лет назад +26

      @@h4rl3h r/wooosh

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 6 лет назад +3

      I saw that the new Mac Mini has a new space *g a r y* finish.

    • @Aresydatch
      @Aresydatch 6 лет назад +1

      ShadowFlame his name was DIPSHT

  • @AnnaRudolfChess
    @AnnaRudolfChess 6 лет назад +3421

    Holy smork, that's me. *blushes like a tiny grass*

    • @titan1853
      @titan1853 6 лет назад +342

      Hey, Anna. I have many... leather bound books.

    • @calzone34
      @calzone34 6 лет назад +57

      Glass*

    • @InessaMaximova
      @InessaMaximova 6 лет назад +70

      COME ON SOOTHOUSE, PIN HER COMMENT, GIVE A HEART, ANYTHING!
      EDIT ON 06/30: THANK YOU

    • @andrewharnish3392
      @andrewharnish3392 6 лет назад +31

      i have...many leather bound books.

    • @Scruffy39
      @Scruffy39 6 лет назад +48

      *LEATHER*
      *BOUND*
      *BOOKS*

  • @DietrichGarbo
    @DietrichGarbo 4 года назад +349

    I unironically want that “Do not disturb. Tiny grass is dreaming” sign for my garden. It is wonderful.

  • @he8056
    @he8056 4 года назад +513

    1:16 *“Take off the broken edge and die.”*
    *_Bet mate-_*

  • @cmcshane2740
    @cmcshane2740 5 лет назад +894

    *I T I S F O R B I D D E N T O D O G*

    • @EmblemAsura
      @EmblemAsura 5 лет назад +34

      Don't tell the Americans what dogging is

    • @corv3007
      @corv3007 5 лет назад +12

      @@EmblemAsura how about Estonians

    • @zythum0660
      @zythum0660 5 лет назад +13

      @@EmblemAsura im american and i know what it means lol

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 лет назад +5

      @@EmblemAsura god no

    • @ilovethedslite
      @ilovethedslite 5 лет назад +4

      I'm Canadian please tell me what it means

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 6 лет назад +1254

    Dark and light Gary are your opponents in the next Pokemon game

    • @JackanFor
      @JackanFor 6 лет назад +21

      Matthew Lee Dark and light ash is gonna be you.

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 6 лет назад +11

      I was thinking of Beta Gay and Alpha Gay

    • @luco663
      @luco663 6 лет назад +8

      50 shades of Gary

    • @ictyicty
      @ictyicty 6 лет назад +1

      I fight them with me
      Edit- I just joked around
      It meant I will fight with my own body

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 6 лет назад +1

      it reminds me of the Garry's from Fallout 3.

  • @vision4860
    @vision4860 5 лет назад +3434

    4:50 "Old clothes put in mouth"?
    Or in other words...
    *eat pant*

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 5 лет назад +28

      Stollen from YeetusDeletus

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 5 лет назад +6

      Why didn't you even try to change the words or something ?

    • @Logun2549
      @Logun2549 5 лет назад +1

      Stolen

    • @djskullboy2871
      @djskullboy2871 5 лет назад +36

      Nobody cares if it’s stolen

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 4 года назад +28

      Lol I never even saw any of these replies until I just came back to rewatch this video. But you know, it isn't insane to think that multiple people thought of the same joke indepedently, based on the same in-joke on a RUclips channel. I stole this joke from nobody, I'm just not as well-known as Yeetus Deletus.

  • @saYONAkidoRII
    @saYONAkidoRII 3 года назад +137

    The boss when you fight against him: Dark Gary
    The boss when you unlock him as a playable character: Light Gary

    • @alopecia09
      @alopecia09 2 года назад +4

      Best example: Childe from genshin impact.

  • @lordihlendam3619
    @lordihlendam3619 6 лет назад +606

    I think I sprained my diaphragm laughing at "Dark/Light Gary"

    • @luco663
      @luco663 5 лет назад +4

      I don't think you can do that... but ok.

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 5 лет назад +24

      Dark gary even looks more evil

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 5 лет назад +16

      50 Shades Of G a r y

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 5 лет назад +3

      Dark Gary is from Nintendo Week lol

    • @DomesticatedDuck
      @DomesticatedDuck 5 лет назад

      Minecraft actually had a Gary Banner in console edition at one point

  • @Kokorisu
    @Kokorisu 6 лет назад +1243

    "Uploaded 38 seconds ago".
    The sound of destiny.

    • @milkweed6876
      @milkweed6876 6 лет назад +5

      ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ woah there

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 6 лет назад +1

      And now 7 minutes later, you have 233 likes on ur comment!

    • @danielwood6553
      @danielwood6553 6 лет назад +4

      ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ
      Calm it down there Sir Edgelord of Teenangst

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 6 лет назад

      ɪ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ Congrats

    • @dreadqueenpersephone5355
      @dreadqueenpersephone5355 6 лет назад

      Dread it, run from it, *SOOTHOUSE VIDEOS* still arrive.

  • @muichirotokitou2615
    @muichirotokitou2615 6 лет назад +272

    "hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die"

    • @cocoelacanth
      @cocoelacanth 5 лет назад +1

      @real gamer
      mmm
      *_D E A T H_*

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 4 года назад +611

    Mom: open wide, you can’t just have chicken nuggets every day
    Me as a child: 0:42

    • @ConorDaRobin
      @ConorDaRobin 3 года назад +26

      Fook yer veggie-tables! :3

    • @breadlord6698
      @breadlord6698 3 года назад +4

      Yas

    • @TheBeast9417YT
      @TheBeast9417YT 3 года назад +11

      @@ConorDaRobin Do not disturb. Tiny Grass is dreaming.
      Dreaming about what?
      Being big grass!

    • @ConorDaRobin
      @ConorDaRobin 3 года назад +10

      @@TheBeast9417YT My English is not good, but THIS is a fucking!

    • @MagnumLoadedTractor
      @MagnumLoadedTractor 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @katorche
    @katorche 6 лет назад +718

    *fifty shades of gary*

  • @RaisedLetter
    @RaisedLetter 5 лет назад +3404

    Y’all need to record yourselves doing a round of Cards Against Humanity together.

    • @rockybfdi2763
      @rockybfdi2763 4 года назад +128

      I would pay to see that.

    • @gack2
      @gack2 4 года назад +94

      I would risk my life to watch the masterpiece.

    • @optimism9932
      @optimism9932 4 года назад +15

      YES

    • @edrama757
      @edrama757 4 года назад +56

      I miss SootHouse...

    • @toast7922
      @toast7922 4 года назад +15

      It's over

  • @niagalamron
    @niagalamron 6 лет назад +682

    And don't forget *_S Q U A R E_*

  • @Tiasdaa
    @Tiasdaa 4 года назад +98

    I love how there's just plain laughing at the dark gary - light gary part.

  • @smudgewah
    @smudgewah 4 года назад +457

    "Hundreds die in a sandwich press"

  • @robertw6894
    @robertw6894 6 лет назад +2967

    the pebbles
    the glass
    the asphale
    *_S Q U A R E._*

  • @erin6964
    @erin6964 6 лет назад +749

    shhhh... the tiny grass is *dreaming of being big grass*

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 6 лет назад +4

      Rachel T True

    • @DZMoops
      @DZMoops 6 лет назад +14

      But some of the tiny grass dreams of being glass

    • @BirdCyclops
      @BirdCyclops 6 лет назад +2

      `Muni Heroyeto that was so wholesome

    • @lunarequine7734
      @lunarequine7734 6 лет назад

      nesiclor or lawn mowers

    • @jamestiberius9730
      @jamestiberius9730 6 лет назад +1

      Big Grass: A hero who once worked under the code name Grass
      Solid Grass
      Liquid Grass
      Punished Venom Grass

  • @blueboltbomber8786
    @blueboltbomber8786 4 года назад +515

    Fun fact: The part where the roblox character says "Commit die" is actually a common insult in Roblox which a famous roblox youtuber started. There's also different versions, such as "Commit unalive," "Commit low-battery," "Commit toaster-bath," etc.

    • @PaperTS
      @PaperTS 3 года назад +31

      And if they talk about suicide they say Ima kermit soupside or I'm going to commit self die

    • @chaosspider5765
      @chaosspider5765 3 года назад +59

      They say these things because of Roblox chat filter, so they have to bypass the filter.

    • @PaperTS
      @PaperTS 3 года назад +5

      I was just informing

    • @katsboi8920
      @katsboi8920 3 года назад +23

      I wanna commit mass gene no side

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 3 года назад +21

      Kamil Kubajka and I could say “I will commit breath’nt” or “I will commit the awesome bungee jump with no bungee”

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 6 лет назад +5372

    My English is not good! But this video is a *F U C K I N G!*

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 6 лет назад +108

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos Comment this on pornhub

    • @adanklobster6525
      @adanklobster6525 6 лет назад +68

      Why do you actually have 40,000 subcribers without any videos?

    • @EazyRed
      @EazyRed 6 лет назад +16

      Bruh your litteraly everywhere
      Code 5436

    • @ryanm6004
      @ryanm6004 6 лет назад +9

      How are you EVERYWHERE?!?!?!

    • @Fighting.Flower
      @Fighting.Flower 6 лет назад +12

      10,000 subscribers without any videos, what an accomplishment! How do you do it?

  • @grandmasteryoda4886
    @grandmasteryoda4886 5 лет назад +366

    Dreaming.. tiny grass is.
    About being big grass, they are.

  • @mybestfriendlober
    @mybestfriendlober 6 лет назад +822

    "hello? i wanna buy a light gary."

    • @cro.7081
      @cro.7081 6 лет назад +10

      Blue Line Doge with Martial Skills “NO YOU WILL GET A DARK GARY!”

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 6 лет назад

      Isn't that the guy from Snow Patrol?

    • @darkshade2k7
      @darkshade2k7 6 лет назад

      Im afraid im not for sale, fellows

    • @friskthehuman7796
      @friskthehuman7796 6 лет назад

      I read this when it popped up

    • @oklahomafool2420
      @oklahomafool2420 6 лет назад +1

      You’re house does not have chimney. DOES NOT BUY!

  • @talon_xi
    @talon_xi 4 года назад +54

    _Light Gary. Medium Gary. Dark Gary. Bright Gary. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Dark Gary Nation attacked. Only the Gary, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Gary, an airbender named Gary. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Gary can save the world._

  • @MKNerdMusic
    @MKNerdMusic 6 лет назад +192

    2:45 - It's like those choice-based games where your character is influenced by your decisions. Do good things and become Light Gary; inversely, do bad things and become Dark Gary.

    • @KarmaKeyenore
      @KarmaKeyenore 6 лет назад +4

      MKNerd Music How about light gray Gary?

    • @MKNerdMusic
      @MKNerdMusic 6 лет назад +7

      Balanced option, when you make an equal amount of dark and light choices.

    • @laurahurst8901
      @laurahurst8901 6 лет назад +3

      MKNerd Music so undertale I guess
      GARYTALE

  • @dylan-fnaf1679
    @dylan-fnaf1679 5 лет назад +231

    2:26 *CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER*
    3:25: *CHOOSE YOUR PATH*

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 4 года назад +16

      I chose S Q U A R E

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 года назад +10

      i choose the asphale

    • @cynnabar
      @cynnabar 4 года назад +6

      I choose the glass

    • @ism333mx
      @ism333mx 4 года назад +7

      S Q U 🅰️ R E

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 года назад +2

      Square is the better

  • @villagernumber7882
    @villagernumber7882 5 лет назад +1188

    SootHouse: Uploads this video.
    Me: Ths is *CENUNFLY FLNNY*

  • @thatelectropig8678
    @thatelectropig8678 3 года назад +148

    0:42 the way he said it so enthusiastically made me laugh so hard

  • @jacobgreig5199
    @jacobgreig5199 6 лет назад +166

    2:30 Gary the dark becomes Gary the light. My favourite part from Lord of the rings.

    • @max-davy
      @max-davy 6 лет назад +6

      You have no power here, Gary the dark
      Hahahaha-hueeah!

  • @MissPoonkieBaby
    @MissPoonkieBaby 6 лет назад +1206

    i am jeuse

  • @lycheejuus
    @lycheejuus 6 лет назад +250

    I want that "Hahaha" phone case, it's so dumb I love it

  • @racetrackings
    @racetrackings 2 года назад +28

    The way George's voice trembles at 4:10 and how he is trying to hold back his laughter is amazing.

  • @thebruhmoment3329
    @thebruhmoment3329 6 лет назад +515

    3:22 Adapt to all kinds of pavement
    The pebbles
    The glass
    The asphale
    S Q U A R E
    (insert SootHouse laughing here)

  • @Garrett_Thompson
    @Garrett_Thompson 6 лет назад +716

    Most of those roblox ones are people getting around the language filter

    • @peemium9505
      @peemium9505 6 лет назад +10

      Damn i didnt think of that

    • @alligator7961
      @alligator7961 5 лет назад +42

      No kidding I'm a old user of roblox who quit a week ago , people get around the filter easily by saying stuff like "fu..ck"

    • @noxious_nights
      @noxious_nights 5 лет назад

      undertale 44 yep

    • @evan4686
      @evan4686 5 лет назад +14

      @@alligator7961 I saw someone raving about this all new exploit on Roblox and it turns out all it was is the fact you can say fuck if you put "Kung fu ck". It's a pretty smart filter tbh.

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 5 лет назад +18

      Kids: **say words with vulgar and even sexual meanings but separate the letters**
      Roblox:
      Mature people: **say a number**
      Roblox
      *Now this is an Avengers level threat.*

  • @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes
    @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes 3 года назад +31

    "Do you are have stupid?" It's the blithe smile on the cube thing that killed me

  • @trahnoelnikana5791
    @trahnoelnikana5791 5 лет назад +460

    I’m surprised nobody commented
    “Sorry. Hello for bad english”

  • @isaacwright6522
    @isaacwright6522 5 лет назад +294

    Ah yes, my favorite character from Dragon Ball:
    Raddit

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 года назад +31

    “Tiny grass is dreaming.”
    “Dreaming about what?”
    Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!

  • @amyisaway7800
    @amyisaway7800 6 лет назад +147

    my favourite bad translation (from the chopstick packet in a restaurant):
    "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks. the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history. and cultural"

    • @max-davy
      @max-davy 6 лет назад +4

      Seems like every place has the same brand

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 6 лет назад

      I had a badly translated flyers on my fridge, there was a typo in almost every words. I was not interested in Chinese restaurant but I just kept it cause it made me laugh

    • @cro.7081
      @cro.7081 6 лет назад

      👌🅱️

  • @russellnoe3054
    @russellnoe3054 6 лет назад +162

    Why have light Gary when you can have *DARK GARY*

  • @fressh
    @fressh 6 лет назад +1335

    Google translate really rustles my jimmies

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 4 года назад +47

    2:26 when I first watched I thought the fail was that the left hat was just grey and the right hat was white but nope it’s Spongebob’s beloved pet reading a Edgar Allen Poe story

  • @2bytes4me
    @2bytes4me 6 лет назад +192

    Your family does not have the chimney?
    *Does not buy!*

  • @crowbro_
    @crowbro_ 6 лет назад +407

    *_s q u a r e ._*
    3:30

  • @TravellingTARDIS
    @TravellingTARDIS 6 лет назад +840

    *_SQUARE_*

  • @gack2
    @gack2 4 года назад +832

    "Adapt to all kinds of pavement"
    the pebbles
    the glass
    the asphale
    *_S Q U A R E_*
    edit: i'm sorry to edit this masterpiece but what the hell why are you guys liking this
    its already 140 likes come on
    8 month later edit: hi hows your day

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 4 года назад +19

      more like
      the *a s s p h a l e*

    • @gack2
      @gack2 4 года назад

      @@cometcal7387 true ahahaha

    • @sylver546
      @sylver546 4 года назад +1

      Comet Cal ass fail go haha

    • @billylopatto6269
      @billylopatto6269 4 года назад +6

      s q u a r e

    • @birdmcrandomsux
      @birdmcrandomsux 4 года назад +1

      kitsuka the T R I A N G L E

  • @user-xe1jr5bt5c
    @user-xe1jr5bt5c 6 лет назад +90

    introducing scooter, adapt to all kinds of pavement
    the pebbles, the glass, the asphale,
    *s q u a r e*

  • @chanyy6838
    @chanyy6838 6 лет назад +673

    Translated Using Google Translate:
    0:42 Dried vegetables
    0:51 Grass rest, please don't bother
    2:05 Dog walking is strictly prohibited
    3:30 *_■C A T A G O R I E S■_* (TRANSLATED TO PUNJABI)
    4:48 Old clothes

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 6 лет назад +49

      I think they used bing translate because google made it better

    • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
      @PixelBytesPixelArtist 6 лет назад +2

      The dog one is the only correct one

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 6 лет назад +5

      Does anyone know the sound effect at 3:30

    • @RanchMonarch
      @RanchMonarch 6 лет назад +9

      It is forbidden to dog

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 6 лет назад +2

      Old clothes put in mouth

  • @ghoulishgam3r508
    @ghoulishgam3r508 6 лет назад +216

    Petition to have asphalt renamed asphale.

  • @PouLS
    @PouLS 2 года назад +18

    0:32
    "54 feet"
    "I KNOW IT WAS 54 INCHES"
    Me, an intelectual: "54 seconds"

  • @foiledits
    @foiledits 6 лет назад +271

    make dark gary a color of your eat pant merch

  • @ultra_344
    @ultra_344 6 лет назад +283

    Using Method : Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, *hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die,* a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

  • @sarcja
    @sarcja 5 лет назад +81

    Once i was at a pool in poland and it literally said “Do not sitting. do not climbing” bruh

    • @bunnet6670
      @bunnet6670 4 года назад +12

      HEY U
      Do NOT sitting
      And
      Do NOT Climbing
      STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

  • @SharkBeret
    @SharkBeret 4 года назад +24

    4:35
    Your Raddit Silver Award, Sir. 🥈

  • @emillik
    @emillik 6 лет назад +176

    Give that raddit a kakarrot

    • @aepheixa
      @aepheixa 6 лет назад +12

      Emil Kasmia I got a piccolo from my piccolo jar

    • @cro.7081
      @cro.7081 6 лет назад +2

      KRILLEN SWIM IN TEH SEA

    • @borgkingerei6993
      @borgkingerei6993 6 лет назад +3

      The raddit is on reddit

    • @Elz_und_Elz
      @Elz_und_Elz 6 лет назад

      KAKARROT WHERE

  • @FelisBX7
    @FelisBX7 5 лет назад +489

    "So what's your favorite website?"
    4:43

  • @user-cc3vx5gv6l
    @user-cc3vx5gv6l 5 лет назад +89

    0:42, I was trying to eat my vegetables, you made me spit them out, which is hilariously ironic. 😂

  • @unchartedchartz
    @unchartedchartz 3 года назад +44

    Kinda sad they stopped doing this cause of the text to speech videos. These are so much better.

  • @webba0342
    @webba0342 6 лет назад +131

    2:25 *50 shades of gary*

  • @ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520
    @ireallydontknowwhattoputhe5520 5 лет назад +84

    0:52
    I can confirm that yes, it is saying that the grass is sleeping.

  • @astrumnihilum
    @astrumnihilum 4 года назад +21

    0:42
    Why does he sound like the "objects that I've shoved up my arse" guy there

  • @vanessap8477
    @vanessap8477 6 лет назад +268

    That ignorance bit had me In tears, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time bc my last few weeks were nothing but shit. Thank you for making me laugh and just forget for a few minutes what is going on in my life. Thank you for making my days a bit less shitty

    • @jeremiasestevam4624
      @jeremiasestevam4624 6 лет назад +9

      I hope things get better.

    • @robertryan8462
      @robertryan8462 6 лет назад

      Have you ever seen “The adventures of Rocky and Bulwinkle”? It sounds exactly like Bulwinkle.

  • @antihumor2231
    @antihumor2231 5 лет назад +56

    0:42 *Vegetarian has disliked the video*

    • @shadowguy7991
      @shadowguy7991 4 года назад

      Those vegetables are for fucking not eating. lmao

    • @shadowguy7991
      @shadowguy7991 4 года назад

      @The Playlists - Home of random YT videos! Yea lets *dog* the vegetables. LOL

  • @shiba2ndworlder
    @shiba2ndworlder 5 лет назад +150

    Old clothes put in mouth.
    Sounds like a weird fetish

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 4 года назад +4

      What do u mean weird?

    • @shiba2ndworlder
      @shiba2ndworlder 4 года назад +5

      @@dea7623 what's so normal about it?

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 4 года назад +4

      @@shiba2ndworlder I do it all the time

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 4 года назад +6

      @hell no a bit tangy, yes

    • @DinoNuggies4665
      @DinoNuggies4665 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @slendveny7191
    @slendveny7191 3 года назад +17

    2:00 Well, that escalated quickly.

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 6 лет назад +107

    4:29 So what I've gathered from this image is that somewhere in the world, people pay for things in Radditz.

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 6 лет назад +1

      probably a chocolate coin

    • @PixyEm
      @PixyEm 6 лет назад +17

      He's both the unit Saiyans use to measure their strength and their form of currency

    • @427Arbok
      @427Arbok 6 лет назад +5

      Firstname Lastname Well we know it's accepted at Spacey's

    • @Scruffy39
      @Scruffy39 6 лет назад

      Yes, gas for today will be 2 *RADDIT* per gallon.

    • @marthapozo4881
      @marthapozo4881 6 лет назад

      Hmm, sounds worthless.

  • @haydenCmalone
    @haydenCmalone 6 лет назад +65

    I was trying to figure out why they were laughing for a solid 5 seconds when I read Gary as Gray

    • @M3G4T3RR4
      @M3G4T3RR4 6 лет назад +6

      Hayden Malone do you are have stupid?

    • @haydenCmalone
      @haydenCmalone 6 лет назад +6

      M3G4 T3RR4 unfortunate, I does!? 😔

  • @highr8764
    @highr8764 5 лет назад +149

    This video: *exists*
    Me : *LoN*

  • @TheDancingDoggo
    @TheDancingDoggo 11 месяцев назад +5

    I will never forget how hard I laughed when I heard the “S Q U A R E” joke for the first time

  • @ripx2154
    @ripx2154 6 лет назад +18

    *Using method : Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.*

  • @nothankyou9484
    @nothankyou9484 5 лет назад +46

    3:20 I laughed too hard at this.

  • @Fleeblorp
    @Fleeblorp 6 лет назад +52

    THIS VIDEO IS CENUNFLY FLNNY.

  • @aramkimodo
    @aramkimodo 4 года назад +9

    0:42 He says that with such pride and gusto,and I love it

  • @unfortunatelynotloki9777
    @unfortunatelynotloki9777 6 лет назад +167

    this video should have been titled "6:13 of uninterrupted giggling"

    • @cryzone2376
      @cryzone2376 6 лет назад +1

      🥑

    • @hcultmember9944
      @hcultmember9944 6 лет назад +2

      *YOU SON OF A BTCH-*
      (Several people hold me back)

    • @cryzone2376
      @cryzone2376 6 лет назад +1

      @@hcultmember9944 🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑 :D AVOCADO

    • @hcultmember9944
      @hcultmember9944 6 лет назад +1

      The fck

    • @hcultmember9944
      @hcultmember9944 6 лет назад +3

      Ok like I have no memory of making that other comment and like I think I kinda things when I was still asleep and like I think I made that comment when I was asleep 😕

  • @akeneo1169
    @akeneo1169 5 лет назад +209

    Dogging: to commit sexual acts in a semi-secluded area such as a parking lot or public bathrooms.

    • @outbreakkitten
      @outbreakkitten 5 лет назад +42

      Iplayvideogames.... YOU JUST LET THE AMERICANS KNOW, THEY DID ASK SO U WONT TEL THE AMERIKANS

    • @mickytherat8020
      @mickytherat8020 4 года назад +2

      Uh oh I have dogged

    • @Bambam1959.
      @Bambam1959. 4 года назад

      Oh fuk

    • @akeneo1169
      @akeneo1169 4 года назад +3

      - Firebøne Wildcraft - OH GOD I FORGOT NO HOW COULD I

    • @TheReimaginedGamer
      @TheReimaginedGamer 4 года назад +2

      Ummm.... Thanks?

  • @lennyjjba
    @lennyjjba 6 лет назад +141

    J E U S E

  • @spikethegodposter1293
    @spikethegodposter1293 6 лет назад +77

    light gary v dark gary dawn of Justice

  • @wedonttalkaboutthisaccount9769
    @wedonttalkaboutthisaccount9769 5 лет назад +44

    This was very hunorous

  • @finalscore2983
    @finalscore2983 5 лет назад +28

    A few I came across...
    (in an Asian Tailor's) Bridesmaids are having fits upstairs
    An old Latin mishap "it is necessary for me to cultivate powerful men on this island"
    In an English airport (unhyphenated) "no people carrying vehicles beyond this point." In other words, you're allowed past provided you're not holding a truck.

  • @JayPredictable
    @JayPredictable 4 года назад +17

    4:18 hey its me lol
    no joke this was me, old account was JayPlaysGames27 but the acc got deleted, was trynna look like luigi

    • @SpywareVA
      @SpywareVA Год назад +1

      Dude you're a fucking legend

    • @UnnamedUnkown
      @UnnamedUnkown Год назад +1

      🧢

    • @JayPredictable
      @JayPredictable Год назад

      @@UnnamedUnkown there is no way i can prove it anymore since my acc got deleted, but it was me 🙏

  • @yongpeiying178
    @yongpeiying178 6 лет назад +42

    4:36 We did it,RADDIT.

  • @trashmammal_7
    @trashmammal_7 6 лет назад +36

    *50 shades of Gary*

  • @Useryoutubeuserdba
    @Useryoutubeuserdba 6 лет назад +116

    *O L D C L O T H E S P U T I N M O U T H*

  • @jayyu8229
    @jayyu8229 4 года назад +25

    0:54 amazingly, that is essentially what the sign is saying