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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @d.s.parentsr6502
    @d.s.parentsr6502 5 лет назад +3580

    "Not deserving of my kindness" does not equal "deserving of my malice."

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 5 лет назад +344

      It's not even kindness. It's just superficial acts with the delusion of receiving some kind of reward for them. True kindness does nice and considerate things without requiring thanks, praise or payment for it.

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 5 лет назад +36

      This is too true! Nice job putting this sub into words!👍

    • @kristenyarbrough4287
      @kristenyarbrough4287 5 лет назад +80

      Even so its so true. Like, even if you dont like someone and dont want to be nice to them, you dont have to be mean? Like? We learned this in preschool yall

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +89

      I think he sees "kindness" as "withholding outright malignancy".

    • @dr.salty.m.d.7021
      @dr.salty.m.d.7021 5 лет назад +1

      D. S. Parent Sr thank you

  • @russelhobbs2210
    @russelhobbs2210 6 лет назад +6480

    Don’t ever stop singing,you funky man you

    • @yeeeee47
      @yeeeee47 6 лет назад +36

      Russel Hobbs OH MAH GAWD another person who likes gorillaz!!!!

    • @samgeisler7033
      @samgeisler7033 6 лет назад +26

      Because we are totally short on those.

    • @Mannyisgod1926
      @Mannyisgod1926 6 лет назад +1

      Who the hell says funky these days

    • @joshuathomas9555
      @joshuathomas9555 6 лет назад +53

      @@yeeeee47 Ofc, who doesn't?

    • @helloname3218
      @helloname3218 6 лет назад +51

      Honestly he makes my day every time he starts breaking out into songs, LOL.

  • @scriptosaurusrex
    @scriptosaurusrex 5 лет назад +1902

    'you literally found my picture in r/crossdressing, what did you expect?!'
    Laughed so hard.

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 5 лет назад +162

      Add to it the fact that he's calling the person who posted the picture gay while he himself is who found another man attractive.

    • @ImChickenLittle
      @ImChickenLittle 5 лет назад +48

      @@MinimiMax he didn't know it was a guy.
      Crossdresser knew he'd get a sexual reaction appearing as a female which is fine being gay and he was in r/crossdressing so there was no deception/trap. Dude should notice he was in that section and know he's seeing the opposite of what he thinks he's seeing. Then again you can't get to certain r/ sections without searching it or something related so unless he has no clue what crossdressing is he didn't get there by accident.
      But from his reaction he's not gay but he is homophobic

    • @tyrus1235
      @tyrus1235 5 лет назад +73

      There's also "boi" in their user name. Like, there are two very strong hints pointing to it being a dude, but the Nice Guy completely overlooked them

    • @outclassed4323
      @outclassed4323 5 лет назад +58

      Looking for a girl to Mack on in r/crossdressing is like looking for good health care advice on Yahoo answers. You can do it. But results May vary.

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, like...what DID he expect?

  • @Darkcyndermaya
    @Darkcyndermaya 5 лет назад +3131

    Onision is a r/nice guy from hell and not even Satan wants him.

    • @mariabrady4900
      @mariabrady4900 5 лет назад +64

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT
      THERES A NICE GUY BOOK SERIES HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTT

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 5 лет назад +12

      Proof? I’m not doubting you I’m just trying to see examples

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 лет назад +27

      CraftMacnTee have you ever watched his videos?

    • @trenaeturane976
      @trenaeturane976 5 лет назад +9

      Amber Ashley no...

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 лет назад +76

      CraftMacnTee good. Don’t watch them, they’re cringy. He acts like he’s entitled to women and good fortune for essentially nothing.
      He’s made SO MANY videos about Eugenia Cooney before she started receiving help, essentially just bashing her for abusing her followers and the examples she’s setting, and not actually showing any concern for eugenias health. All his videos are essentially directed towards whoever is relevant at any given time talking shit about them

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 5 лет назад +2465

    1st dude: that’s literally assault...?

    • @suspectedpotato376
      @suspectedpotato376 5 лет назад +175

      Maggie E What? No, it’s a nice guy. If it’s a nice guy then it doesn’t count

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 лет назад +66

      Well working up to homicide takes time and a few cases of assault sometimes

    • @Kevin-sd9ec
      @Kevin-sd9ec 5 лет назад +7

      500th like, almost as satisfying as the video

    • @thatonekid640
      @thatonekid640 5 лет назад +9

      And battery

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 5 лет назад +2

      @private private tbh for a second I thought you were a nice guy but you weren't, thankfullly

  • @esperreads8716
    @esperreads8716 5 лет назад +4975

    “I love Asian girls, they are super innocent and cute” *cringes hard*

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 лет назад +509

      Fetishize an entire demographic and that's what you get...

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 5 лет назад +505

      I feel like he watches anime and has a pillow with an anime pic on it lol

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 5 лет назад +235

      EXCUSE ME. It's called a DAKIMAKURA you uncultured SWINE.

    • @raven2402
      @raven2402 5 лет назад +83

      @@paytonkilmer1920 gosh sorry....

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 5 лет назад +290

      Don't apologize to me; apologize to my collection of Persona 5 body pillows.

  • @ketchupkitsune5_
    @ketchupkitsune5_ 5 лет назад +3230

    Fight all of us, Ross. Sorrow’s singing is magnificent

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 4 года назад +9

      wrong

    • @mildlyangryguy6292
      @mildlyangryguy6292 4 года назад +87

      @@user-73a 8 months later

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 4 года назад +213

      @@user-73a you're allowed to have your opinion, even if it's a wrong one

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 4 года назад +6

      @@user-73a I'm with you on this one mate, the videos could do without all the singing

    • @NebulaMXC
      @NebulaMXC 4 года назад +10

      God forbid someone has an unpopular opinion, right?
      Don't get me wrong, I like most of Sorrow's singing, but sometimes it's grating to listen to.

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +737

    6:52 NOIOOOOOO 🇯🇵
    That part always cracks me up.

  • @Ping404
    @Ping404 6 лет назад +13683

    NEVER. STOP. SINGING.

    • @isaacjones6323
      @isaacjones6323 6 лет назад +67

      Ping 404. I actually don't really like his singing, I think it's kind of annoying.

    • @atidiaX
      @atidiaX 6 лет назад +48

      I actually skip all of the singing and also think it's annoying.

    • @homerdominguezjr4145
      @homerdominguezjr4145 6 лет назад +268

      Ping 404. Keep singing

    • @thedoodler2179
      @thedoodler2179 6 лет назад +316

      He needs to keep singing.

    • @tiastez
      @tiastez 6 лет назад +9

      put the singing in the end so i dont have to my my hands to locate where the video starts thanks

  • @HiveCat666
    @HiveCat666 6 лет назад +1766

    “Blow me, Ross” lmao honestly sorrow tv has a pretty decent singing voice.

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  6 лет назад +3199

    4/19 blaze it

  • @ryanne.5172
    @ryanne.5172 4 года назад +696

    Dude: *inappropriate sexual message on a professional website*
    Woman: This is inappropriate.
    Dude: Ahem! I believe a “thank you” is in order???

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 4 года назад +10

      I'm in love with you

    • @aquaphoenix-mt2iv
      @aquaphoenix-mt2iv 3 года назад +42

      @@donkeyhobo34 this is a professional website

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 года назад +1

      @@aquaphoenix-mt2iv no it's not. It's youtube

    • @aquaphoenix-mt2iv
      @aquaphoenix-mt2iv 3 года назад +2

      @@donkeyhobo34 i know i was kidding

    • @ladylover1134
      @ladylover1134 3 года назад +6

      @@donkeyhobo34 im in love with you

  • @thisisaname4661
    @thisisaname4661 5 лет назад +3228

    Get bent, Ross Barnett. I come to these videos for his singing.

  • @itskateke2017
    @itskateke2017 5 лет назад +3819

    “Nice guys don’t like makeup”
    *MOM CAN I GO TO SEPHORA*

    • @Sleepy_Starlight
      @Sleepy_Starlight 5 лет назад +11

      KateTheBate wait are u Sherriffsunshine on reddit

    • @kiaraomeara2063
      @kiaraomeara2063 5 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @tiki-nagasvoice7919
      @tiki-nagasvoice7919 5 лет назад +81

      "Can you buy me all the makeup in every store you can think of?" I agree, and I have never worn makeup.

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 лет назад +14

      All the makeup, all the time.

    • @har0her059
      @har0her059 5 лет назад +37

      Lol be careful that they don’t catch on or the nice guys will be there to hold the door

  • @ramisa7354
    @ramisa7354 5 лет назад +1450

    “Blow me, Ross.” 😂😂😂 KEEP SINGING PLEASE

    • @Luci_lanterne836
      @Luci_lanterne836 5 лет назад +2

      @@yeyeee4230 wow much dank Pepe

    • @bigfeller2936
      @bigfeller2936 5 лет назад

      Rasta Pepe haha funny pepe

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 5 лет назад +6

      @@yeyeee4230 it's a good thing he isn't trying to be good singer and is just having fun
      :D

  • @degeneracy_1018
    @degeneracy_1018 5 лет назад +1706

    Random internet person: “Hey, what are you wearing?”
    Me: “skin”

    • @seff6533
      @seff6533 4 года назад +15

      Whatchu wearing?

    • @Unlimited_Vis
      @Unlimited_Vis 4 года назад +12

      Whatchu wearing under?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +56

      @@Unlimited_Vis bones

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +54

      i had a weird fever dream some guy slid into my dms asking for nudes, and i went 'is a video okay?' and sent him a video of me peeling a banana. he of course went 'wtf' and i explained 'well, it's nudity' bc the banana wasn't covered by its outer layer anymore. really wish my brain would've let me continue that dream because that might've been the most dumbass genius idea i've thought of ever and i'm glad my brain p much just went "i gotchu fam, you ain't ever gonna be at the hands of a nice guy long as i'm around'.

    • @dekelyosifon
      @dekelyosifon 4 года назад +10

      Seff NETHERITE ARMOR, THOU IS EQUAL, NEIGH, *SUPERIOR* TO THY DIAMOND ARMOR!

  • @deannaparker9900
    @deannaparker9900 5 лет назад +802

    I absolutely love the "That was a test" bit. That lady is so clever! 😂😂😂

    • @blitzburn2871
      @blitzburn2871 5 лет назад +120

      I have heard that a good way to filter out the worst people that asks you out is to suggest a reschedule because the suggested date for meeting up wont work for you due to a convienient family event or dentist appointment. If they are interested in you and not looking to get laid and a decent person to boot they most likely wont mind. If they decide to throw a hissy fit you know that you did not miss anything.

    • @jameskyle3466
      @jameskyle3466 4 года назад +24

      On the other hand, it's so fucking obvious. I think I'm a fairly balanced (but flawed) guy, but I'm also pretty busy most days. I don't play mind games. Whenever a girl would suggest it, I'd openly agree to reschedule, but also ask them to just tell me if they aren't interested, so that neither of us waste our time. There are girls who will just waste your time endlessly and reschedule 5 times in a row. Not worth the games. Ironically, this convinced my current girlfriend to give me a shot.
      People aren't dumb, don't play mind games. If you like the guy, see what he's like in person and don't waste time.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 года назад +57

      @@jameskyle3466 the entire video is basically why they can just say no.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +20

      @@jameskyle3466 i think the idea is that their reaction to a woman asking to reschedule is indicative of the kind of person they are, hence, if the woman would be interested in carrying on, or if it's even worth her time

  • @ShotgunLlama
    @ShotgunLlama 6 лет назад +367

    The last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy, but as it turns out, that might be what you get.

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 лет назад +4541

    Your Chills impression is spookily spot on

  • @guywithopinions6081
    @guywithopinions6081 5 лет назад +872

    Bro deserve an Oscar for the “noooioooo”

    • @MySpaceBarsBroken0o
      @MySpaceBarsBroken0o 4 года назад +46

      Seriously, that kabuki bit was tops

    • @Jif498
      @Jif498 4 года назад +26

      It was fucking superb

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 года назад +6

      I have probably quoted that at least 30 times

    • @trianautamii
      @trianautamii 3 года назад +5

      Dude i spit my drink when he said that god damn 😂

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil 2 года назад +4

      6:48

  • @Mooseankle
    @Mooseankle 6 лет назад +457

    *_Nice guy, holding a green lightsaber_* : ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
    *gets rejected*
    *_Nice guy, now wielding a red lightsaber dejectedly_* : IF SHE BREATHES, SHES A THOOOOOT

    • @Rijapega89
      @Rijapega89 6 лет назад +6

      I lold with this one, nice joke xD

    • @otamatune9153
      @otamatune9153 6 лет назад +25

      He went to the dark side in a couple of seconds

    • @andrewdeluna7656
      @andrewdeluna7656 6 лет назад +2

      why wasn't Santa embalmed I'm sure an incel would be wielding the red lightsaber

    • @luiginoidtank8666
      @luiginoidtank8666 6 лет назад +1

      Otamer ZXD that is the definition of a "nice guy". infact i learned that's what a guy who "tries to be nice" and then does a complete 180 when they get rejected is called when I saw the first r/niceguy vid sorrow tv did.

    • @Mooseankle
      @Mooseankle 6 лет назад

      Andrew De Luna || yEs

  • @delvinlora1198
    @delvinlora1198 6 лет назад +5132

    Don’t these nice guys realize that the way to a girls heart is to have all 3 Egyptian god cards.

    • @KoiPuff
      @KoiPuff 6 лет назад +426

      Just a normal Useless Bitch If you pull out Exodia they fling their virginity at you, proven fact.

    • @shuhongliu4800
      @shuhongliu4800 6 лет назад +317

      I thought the fastest way to a girls heart is a chidori?

    • @MoochieMary
      @MoochieMary 6 лет назад +80

      Just a normal Useless Bitch now your talkong real shit

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 6 лет назад +59

      Shuhong Liu that's the fastest way to give them a heartATTACK

    • @jimbodoodle8837
      @jimbodoodle8837 6 лет назад +48

      Oh its sakura the useless bitch

  • @michellebrowne9100
    @michellebrowne9100 6 лет назад +624

    Honestly, Sorrow, I really appreciate these...my friends and I have all run into dudes like this, and hearing someone mock them (in hilarious voices) is just like, refreshing and validating!

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 6 лет назад +39

      Definitely! A nice break from complaining about it to other men and having them defend the nice guys

    • @michellebrowne9100
      @michellebrowne9100 6 лет назад +48

      Hey look, Eva, a "nice guy" in the wild

    • @RaeiniDay
      @RaeiniDay 6 лет назад +16

      Agreed, I should have blasted this guy who was on my friends list at one point (deleted him because of this post) and he made a status about how women only ever go for assholes and nice guys like him always get his broke. I responded with, "Maybe because being a nice person doesn't mean people owe you any kind of relationship?" Then deleted him when he tried to argue about it. They never listen or learn.

    • @d7b50
      @d7b50 6 лет назад +1

      Validating? How could these hilarious videos “validate” you in anyway? They are made to be funny ?

    • @colleennewholy9026
      @colleennewholy9026 6 лет назад +15

      @@d7b50 Because they don't make us feel insane. Lol

  • @chiffoncakeandtea
    @chiffoncakeandtea 4 года назад +795

    **Goes to r/crossdressing expecting to find girls**
    It's like looking for silver in a gold mine...

    • @traskforge
      @traskforge 4 года назад +92

      *_I came looking for copper, and I found gold_*

    • @robotbjorn4952
      @robotbjorn4952 4 года назад +8

      Oh that's good. Can I use it?

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 4 года назад +54

      @@traskforge "Goddamnit, I came here looking for copper, and I keep finding all this gold instead! What am I supposed to do with this shit?!"

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад +10

      *Minecraft mining in a nutshell*

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 4 года назад +7

      @@misterb3577 Maybe his country values copper more than gold?
      I dunno why I'm trying to defend him...

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 4 года назад +276

    Mans found a person called MiseryBoi on r/Crossdressing and didn't even think that they might be a dude

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi 4 года назад +46

      It’s literally got “boi” in the username like how do you mess that up

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 года назад +43

      "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT R/CROSSDRESSING HAS MEN CROSSDRESSING!"

  • @cherrijade
    @cherrijade 5 лет назад +1426

    "A man who focuses on you, your pleasure, your needs, and your desires as a...
    *wOMiAaNn* "

    • @norrie2460
      @norrie2460 4 года назад +2

      I cringed reading this, mmmm ewww

    • @forregom
      @forregom 4 года назад +2

      wiomiona

    • @DioBrando-yk5up
      @DioBrando-yk5up 4 года назад +16

      Ah yes a person of woman decent

    • @ratman-f1b
      @ratman-f1b 4 года назад +23

      i fucking died when he just went "im a guy"

    • @princeramblerose
      @princeramblerose 4 года назад +11

      i’m bisexual but according to this i’m a complete and utter lesbian

  • @aname5102
    @aname5102 6 лет назад +1220

    That singing at her beginning has me shook never stop singing

    • @stardust6066
      @stardust6066 6 лет назад +15

      A Name I wish that I had Jesse's giiirrrl!

    • @samaxion93
      @samaxion93 6 лет назад +20

      A Name his singing has always been amazing

    • @patrickkeenan7290
      @patrickkeenan7290 6 лет назад +8

      #singonsorrow

    • @Jasonzw952
      @Jasonzw952 6 лет назад +8

      Patrick Keenan #singonsorrow

    • @awesomeabby4
      @awesomeabby4 6 лет назад +3

      I know man I nutted

  • @lukedennis2436
    @lukedennis2436 4 года назад +768

    Anyone else been going back through Sorrow’s old videos and pretending like he’s uploading consistently again?

  • @ez8114
    @ez8114 6 лет назад +397

    Idk how he does it but every single voice he does seems to fit each text lol

  • @xopalatium
    @xopalatium 6 лет назад +697

    That Chills impression 3:04 it's so fuckin weird its good

    • @Inferencer
      @Inferencer 6 лет назад +37

      i unsubbed coz i thought it was him cheers for clearing that up i hate that voice

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 6 лет назад +53

      Oh my god, I lost it at the Chills voice, it's fucking dead-on.

    • @griffindale5386
      @griffindale5386 6 лет назад +8

      It's God tier lmao

    • @mozartsghost9271
      @mozartsghost9271 6 лет назад +20

      I had it on in the background, and came back thinking he had chills doing a spot. Dude sounds like he's trying to be Chris Walken by adding full stops to his scripts in the middle of sentences.

    • @BLS1668
      @BLS1668 6 лет назад +22

      Burger king foot lettuce.

  • @jac1396
    @jac1396 6 лет назад +1358

    That first guy won’t be going out with that group again because why the fuck would they go out with a dude that crushed their friend’s fingers for not saying thanks

    • @firebreathingchickenduck4936
      @firebreathingchickenduck4936 6 лет назад +141

      Jac yeah like for one if i was there, he would be lucky that i didnt beat him tf up after that.
      Tbh they probably did.

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 6 лет назад +79

      Jac Honestly some random dude coulda seen that and woulda beat his ass lol

    • @TathD
      @TathD 6 лет назад +107

      AND he posted about it online! It's concerning. That guy just might be a few years from getting locked up for something really serious.

    • @davidmistoffelees8459
      @davidmistoffelees8459 6 лет назад +6

      He probably didn't do that. :3

    • @devs3720
      @devs3720 6 лет назад +1

      Why wouldn't they?!?! Fucking white knight libtards, destroyed liberal epic style😎😎😎👌🏿

  • @jackkyle8414
    @jackkyle8414 5 лет назад +532

    All great relationships start with "don't be afraid."

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 года назад +1

      Yes because someone who pushes you out of your comfort zone wants you to grow

    • @sandmans5980
      @sandmans5980 4 года назад +59

      @@danielcuthbert961 ur missing the point dude

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 4 года назад +42

      @@danielcuthbert961 I don't think you see the point of these videos

    • @izzywizzyfizzy
      @izzywizzyfizzy 4 года назад +33

      Daniel Cuthbert
      Do you even understand how creepy it is if a random stranger walks up to you and says, ‘Don’t be afraid.’
      Dude-

    • @rotomwithagun1678
      @rotomwithagun1678 4 года назад +1

      @Leviathan Ik right?

  • @demenevai
    @demenevai 5 лет назад +705

    That Chills voice was spot on!

    • @AnaLongoriaXX
      @AnaLongoriaXX 5 лет назад +3

      demenevai my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielopeoluwa
      @danielopeoluwa 5 лет назад +29

      Number 15 - *B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E*

    • @jacoblamberson686
      @jacoblamberson686 5 лет назад +11

      Took me a second to catch it. A WO-MAN. Lol the pronunciations is spot on as well.

    • @Sarah-he2jb
      @Sarah-he2jb 5 лет назад

      Yaaaas 😂

    • @Plantsvszombies221
      @Plantsvszombies221 5 лет назад +8

      demenevai the most annoying voice humanly possible

  • @connorcastle5046
    @connorcastle5046 6 лет назад +916

    I love how nice guys go from 0 to fricking triggered real quick😂

    • @Frogkhan915
      @Frogkhan915 6 лет назад +41

      And then the killer thing is they'll go back from triggered to a pleading zero again just as quickly or wildly whiplash back and forth

    • @l51818
      @l51818 5 лет назад +2

      I want to see a situation where the woman decides to fake apologize to mess with them and see how they flip again.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 5 лет назад

      @Monika the cycle-path
      Hey, driving the competition insane is a perfectly valid way to get the one you love! 10 points for you Monika.

    • @kimmye.9145
      @kimmye.9145 5 лет назад

      700th like *dabs*

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 5 лет назад

      I love how they go from)... holy shit you didn't thank me for holding the door open? to) SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING FINGERS *slam

  • @notme57812
    @notme57812 5 лет назад +778

    I need that noiioo sound effect. Someone help

  • @nerdyguy1306
    @nerdyguy1306 5 лет назад +633

    Sorrow TV: makes Chills voice impressions
    Emkay: *Are you challenging me?*

    • @stoleurperc
      @stoleurperc 4 года назад +22

      I love emkay 💀💀

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 4 года назад +26

      Lol the colab that needs to happen! An Emkay/Sorrow Chills-off!!

    • @markhancockhecox
      @markhancockhecox 4 года назад +6

      LOVED the Chills impression

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +21

      @@jamestouchette859 just imagine if sorrow's chills impression, emkay's chills impression, _and_ chills were all in the same video.

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 4 года назад +13

      @@randompromises1038 they should record a live-action video with all three but then dub each voice over the wrong person! Damien voices Chills, Chills voices Sorrow, Sorrow voices Damien...they all get to write their own scripts for the people they're voicing. And then Mini Oz does an ANIMAL REVIEW!!

  • @Jake-ut4vo
    @Jake-ut4vo 6 лет назад +379

    THAT CHILLS VOICE AT 3:20 IM DYING

  • @Hakajin
    @Hakajin 6 лет назад +366

    ...If you think it's appropriate to slam a car door on someone's hand because they didn't say "Thank you," you're psychotic. Seriously, that one was messed up. Not that the others are shining examples of male respect, but at least they didn't physically harm anyone.

    • @badtzmarub3772
      @badtzmarub3772 6 лет назад +26

      Hakajin also who bows to someone when opening a car, lmao.

    • @nothingtoseehere7435
      @nothingtoseehere7435 6 лет назад +40

      I think it was a fake story. But I can't for the life of me think of WHY someone would post that, true or not.

    • @happycowsmmmcheese87
      @happycowsmmmcheese87 6 лет назад +32

      Yeah, I'm thinking fake as well, but even faking that story while framing himself as the victim shows some seriously unstable thinking. This guy would probably be violent in a real relationship with that level of disrespect for a woman's bodily autonomy.

    • @hayz691
      @hayz691 6 лет назад +14

      Hakajin Yeah, man. I keep thinking if that was me, who probably wouldn't say thank you to a guy opening the door for me (I have a bad habit of thanking people in my head but not out loud). I'd be devastated if my hands got seriously injured; they're incredibly important to my career. This guy is fucked up and scary.

    • @flowerpower2906
      @flowerpower2906 6 лет назад +11

      Hakajin IKR geezuz, can you imagine someone open the door for you and you smile as a shy thank you and one second later this stranger freakin slams the door on your fingers !!! i would honestly think this man will murder me

  • @meepmoe
    @meepmoe 5 лет назад +284

    When I was 16, some random dude DM'ed me on Deviantart, saying this: "I'm taking you to Dubai to raise 8 of my kids... oops I meant you're cute". 1: I am a boy. 2: I'm not into creeps. He later deactivated. xD

  • @ahstiasummers5583
    @ahstiasummers5583 5 лет назад +473

    Nice guy logic: That girl didn't want to date me after I treated her like a decent human being? I'll just insult and physically harm her, that'll totally make her want to date me!

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 года назад +1

      Aren't you the entitled one expecting validation from every guy

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 года назад

      @Glenna Smith I self identify as a niceguy. I think all men (and women + non binary people) deserve sex. I also think it's okay to get angry when rejected because it's a stage of mourning.

    • @danielcuthbert961
      @danielcuthbert961 4 года назад

      @Sabrina Owens let me spell it out you can not just expect people to be polite, you have to be polite yourself

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 года назад +31

      Daniel Cuthbert polite does not equal sex slave

    • @caidpitman3845
      @caidpitman3845 4 года назад +33

      @@danielcuthbert961 do you really not see the flaw in your own logic?

  • @splatttt
    @splatttt 6 лет назад +823

    your chills voice is ridiculously good, please never stop

    • @nothisispatrick8752
      @nothisispatrick8752 6 лет назад +10

      fr lmao

    • @elisemari2346
      @elisemari2346 6 лет назад

      Another La valiant fan! Hi friend

    • @AzazelUmbra
      @AzazelUmbra 6 лет назад +1

      i laughed so hard, haha

    • @jkbmnrd
      @jkbmnrd 6 лет назад +22

      plot twist - this is chills with a really good sorrowtv voice

    • @slayer-22
      @slayer-22 6 лет назад +6

      Be careful what you wish for, you never know what you're gonna GAET

  • @Alpha-bn6cj
    @Alpha-bn6cj 6 лет назад +221

    Holy shit the "this was a test" text is genius. Everyone should use this from now on to destroy the nice guy or girl that is harassing them

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 лет назад +21

      "Note how I didn't straight up reject you. However, you lost any chance you had by calling me a whore. Blocked."
      "i'M sOrRy My FrIeNd ToOk My PhOnE aLsO i MeAnT tO sEnD tHaT tO sOmEoNe ElSe AlSo I wAs DrUnK"

    • @normalgirleve
      @normalgirleve 6 лет назад +9

      Sorry my friend took my phone my friend is my brother my brother actually took it who was a my dog he's a good boy but he does that alot... new phone who dis

  • @demenetori7976
    @demenetori7976 6 лет назад +295

    *#15* big fake nice guy,the last thing you'd want in your DM's is nice guys fake compliments,but as it turns out,that might be exactly what you gæt.

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 6 лет назад +2

      Life is a joke ^This

    • @demenetori7976
      @demenetori7976 6 лет назад +2

      only people who watch the whole videos will understand this joke

    • @threemanband
      @threemanband 6 лет назад

      Life is a joke FUCK I COMMENTED SOMETHJNG LIKE THIS NOW IM GONNA LOOK UNNORIGINAL SKDJNDND

    • @DameVonBonDaisy
      @DameVonBonDaisy 6 лет назад

      Life is a joke yasss 🤗🤗🙊🙈🙉

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 6 лет назад

      Life is a joke I read that in his voice lmaooooo

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 2 года назад +99

    Ross silenced him for his singing, and that's why Sorrow won't come back. Thanks Ross, you ruined it for everyone.

    • @MauXtrem
      @MauXtrem 10 месяцев назад +2

      Let's doxx Ross :)

    • @Bababooey-f4d
      @Bababooey-f4d 10 месяцев назад +1

      What happened?

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 20 дней назад

      He left for his mental health.

  • @dylz5607
    @dylz5607 6 лет назад +280

    Sorrow’s singing is ridiculously entertaining

  • @TheWebkinzMario
    @TheWebkinzMario 6 лет назад +543

    Bro needs to learn that cosplay is not consent.

    • @peridot_179
      @peridot_179 6 лет назад +21

      SkyHime SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

    • @newtnewtt
      @newtnewtt 6 лет назад +25

      Peridot Cosplay *COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENT*

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 6 лет назад +14

      @@newtnewtt WHAT??? SO I CANT JUST STICK MY PP UP HER ASS THEN?!?!?
      OH NOOO

    • @WolvenDragonZ
      @WolvenDragonZ 5 лет назад +5

      "Not usually a jerk". Just those 10 (now 11) times XD

    • @malachiowens3423
      @malachiowens3423 5 лет назад

      That should be a given. I honestly was gonna become one of these nice guys nerds when I saw a Deadpool cosplayer with a nice ass but, I thought twice and walk off and I have no idea I even told this story.....

  • @abyssiner7573
    @abyssiner7573 6 лет назад +447

    7:56, that one got me dead. This guy looks in r/crossdressing and gets upset when the cute "girl" turns out to be a boy xD

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 5 лет назад +6

      Probably mistaken it for cosplay?

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 лет назад +6

      Haru Yanto oh! That would explain it!

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 5 лет назад +6

      Or maybe a foreign dude who didn't even know what crossdressing actually is

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 лет назад +2

      mrpsquared01 why not both?

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 5 лет назад +16

      Plus, his username was literally "MiseryBoi". Boi! Apparently, no hint is enough. 😅

  • @Equanox214
    @Equanox214 5 лет назад +148

    "noioooo"
    LMAO that legit made me laugh out loud

  • @lp0172
    @lp0172 6 лет назад +548

    3:04 nice Chills impression haha!

  • @Liezuli
    @Liezuli 6 лет назад +223

    3:04 Number 15, Nice Guy DMs. The last thing you'd want in your phone's DMs are a nice guy's messages, but as it turns out, it might be what you get...

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 6 лет назад +6

      I read it in the voice

    • @roxiep.8996
      @roxiep.8996 6 лет назад +1

      Off topic, I love your azura profile pic

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 6 лет назад +1

      Liezuli an anonymous Twitter poster anonymously posted a picture of their dm’s where a 20 or so year old autistic man said they were beautiful and then started calling them a whore the post had a message on it saying
      “What in the fuuuu?”. Supposedly the person who posted it had their account banned it’s a mystery what happened to their account.

    • @achxd
      @achxd 6 лет назад

      DMs*

    • @Liezuli
      @Liezuli 6 лет назад

      RHGravity Okay, fixed it.

  • @autumnaxiom
    @autumnaxiom 5 лет назад +166

    I hope the first girl sued his ass (especially if she got seriously injured by that door). I'd like to see him try and explain his warped logic to court.
    ...seriously, what kind of psychopath do you have to be to physically assault a person for not saying "thank you"? :/

  • @VarthalabauHair
    @VarthalabauHair 4 года назад +158

    Damn, that dude at 5:20 wrote an entire manifesto LMAO.

  • @pollypockets508
    @pollypockets508 5 лет назад +545

    I don't understand why nice guys go after women who have boyfriends. If they ended up dating the girl somehow, wouldn't they be pissed if some guy told their new girlfriend to leave her boyfriend for him?

    • @cinema_chic
      @cinema_chic 5 лет назад +51

      It's a combination of being able to play the victim when rejected and what they see in movies. The majority of teen movies centers around the "nice guy" type who has a crush on a girl with a boyfriend/casually dating someone/isn't interested.
      In those movies, the "nice guy" does things to show off how nice he is, how much more interested in her he is compared to her (usually) jock/jerk of a BF and eventually wins her over, but not before he has some kind of whining melt down.
      Most of these movies are guys pretending to be nicer than they are to get the girl, but when it doesn't work out in reality, those wannabes end up weeping like a bunch of violent bitch babies.

    • @jesusinreallife922
      @jesusinreallife922 5 лет назад +3

      @rapidlyloosingsanity well technically you can't be "asexual" because that only exists in self reproductive organisms like snails but yeah ik what you're saying and that shits funny they usually say shit like "i can turn you straight" to my lesbian friend

    • @ondiiina
      @ondiiina 5 лет назад +22

      @@jesusinreallife922 You CAN be asexual. The term was used to descriobe people who had a dysfunction in their brain making them unable to want/enjoy sex. It's now used by people who generally doesn't want to have sex. I'm pretty sure sure a quick google search can explain this way better than I can.

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 5 лет назад +1

      Ondina dysfunction? What’s so wrong with being asexual?

    • @chiara9721
      @chiara9721 5 лет назад +6

      general-lee as an asexual I find this very offensive. Go google it. The definition describes exactly what it is, not how you so poorly misinterpreted it.

  • @theoryoftheinnocent
    @theoryoftheinnocent 6 лет назад +978

    I will forever treasure that "noiooo" joke

    • @MrMexico890
      @MrMexico890 6 лет назад +9

      theoryoftheinnocent fucking naruto😂😂

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 лет назад +16

      Fairydragon12 hes not wrong, that sounds was used alot in naruto but it's really just generally used in Japanese culture (ex. Phoenix Wright games.) You shouldn't be so quick to insult somone based in knowledge you really don't fully know as well.

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 лет назад +4

      Fairydragon12 there was no sarcasm in that comment. How could u even make that argument. Whatever man I just thought u were insulting him for something that he himself was not incorrect for and if that isn't the case then my apologies

    • @NarutoAlive3466
      @NarutoAlive3466 6 лет назад +5

      Fairydragon12 I'm not "policing" anything nor am I making it my job. I can make the arguement that that's exactly what u did to said person. This is a comment section, anonymous conversation, anyone can throw in their two cents whenever. And I still can't see how that was sarcasm. If you had said "naa man there's nooo way that's naruto" I would understand but there was no sarcastic tone in your original comment and even if I tried to reiterate it irl there's no way I can make it sarcastic. Truth be told, u criticized him. I'm not defending him bc I really don't care but u were wrong about it in the first place. I was actually gonna let it go but that completely snide respond right now made me consider otherwise. "Please tell me you're not that stupid man" isn't sarcastic in any context text or not. Furthermore u were wrong after realizing the fact so in order to save face you backpedalled and said "I was being sarcastic" a really Lame and pathetic attempt for you to attempt to appear correct. You even said "I didn't insult him directly" which is irrelevant becsuse you were wrong and still insulted him even if it wasn't direct . Again this comment isn't necessary but neither is you're reply. I wouldn't even feel the need to reply if you didn't backpedal hard as fuck rn

    • @kevbri11
      @kevbri11 6 лет назад +6

      Fairydragon12 asking if someone is "daft" isn't something you do to compIiment them, so imma side with PiccoIo here and say it's kind of a bitch thing / insuIt
      sincereIy, a stranger who happened to read this magnificent thread

  • @Fimbleshanks
    @Fimbleshanks 6 лет назад +244

    Just once I would like to see these nice guys/girls actually learn from the responses of the people they're harassing.
    Editing because I forgot to add: Dude, don't stop singing. I love the format of your videos. The voices, the singing, the commentary, and the special little edits you make. Quality stuff.

    • @rumi0952
      @rumi0952 6 лет назад +2

      I think you are asking for the impossible here.

    • @PolarBearFromNY
      @PolarBearFromNY 6 лет назад +2

      I think they know, they're either too proud or in too deep to admit it.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar 6 лет назад

      Auzzie I think you're waiting for a gift wrapped package of Rocking Horse Excrement there... It *never* seems to happen!

    • @lyssaatkinson6719
      @lyssaatkinson6719 6 лет назад +2

      I used to be a nice girl and then I realized how shit of a person I was and stopped trying to force people into dating me. And now I see girls doing the same shit I used to do and its nauseating.

    • @madvicar
      @madvicar 6 лет назад

      •Sparkle Bean• I'm so old fashioned and not with it at all - I had to look up "Yet" on UD!!

  • @dylanpittser5894
    @dylanpittser5894 4 года назад +177

    That “noiOOOOOOOOOO” really got me 😂

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 6 лет назад +303

    That Chills impression is spot on! XD

  • @redroll1935
    @redroll1935 5 лет назад +686

    Who else thought their video was actually buffering at 7:36?

  • @SkylerrClips
    @SkylerrClips 6 лет назад +325

    3:09
    number 15 burger king foot lettuce

    • @nupprince873
      @nupprince873 6 лет назад +18

      Skrappy ikr that voice sounds just like him

    • @drowzy6335
      @drowzy6335 6 лет назад +4

      Fuck I just scrolled down to comment that

  • @androidcommandroid7591
    @androidcommandroid7591 4 года назад +50

    If anyone tells Sorrow to stop singing again, I will turn their ribcage into a xylophone

  • @BUGME4T
    @BUGME4T 5 лет назад +459

    Not sure what caught me more off-guard in this video: The imitation of Chills' #15 voice, or hearing the background music be the instrumental version of the musical "How to Succeed".

    • @invaderjay
      @invaderjay 4 года назад +14

      Dana Kathryn God I hate how he narrates those vids. Dude makes good content, but narrates like he’s still figuring out human speech pattern. I died after hearing Sorrow’s impression lmao

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 4 года назад +15

      Invader Jay I thought u were talking about sorrow when u said “I hate how he narrates his videos” and i got fucking whiplash

    • @maskguy4014
      @maskguy4014 4 года назад +11

      @@invaderjay I'm pretty sure Chills has like, a deflated lung or some shit.

    • @uponwrath4372
      @uponwrath4372 4 года назад +2

      Dana Kathryn noiioo

  • @peculiarmoon21px33
    @peculiarmoon21px33 6 лет назад +532

    3:05
    Number Fifteen ;
    Burger King Foot Lettuce-

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 5 лет назад +48

      -The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

    • @mrpsquared01
      @mrpsquared01 5 лет назад +13

      @@arcturus8896 thanks for telling the story

    • @xosarah0
      @xosarah0 5 лет назад +23

      @@arcturus8896 I can hear this text

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 5 лет назад +3

      @@arcturus8896 I feel like I heard this before... where is it from??

    • @LooneyBin17
      @LooneyBin17 5 лет назад +20

      He was imitating Chills's narration on scary videos.Look up Chills,his narration is amazing,adds to the creepyness of whatever story he narrates.

  • @ruki4929
    @ruki4929 6 лет назад +272

    Nice guys finish last because they go the wrong way and blame the finish line for being somewhere else.

    • @haileylittle796
      @haileylittle796 6 лет назад

      lol

    • @clementinexx3881
      @clementinexx3881 6 лет назад +4

      Ruan Coetzee Lmaooo. That's some funny shit. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Vincent_A.
      @Vincent_A. 6 лет назад +2

      Ruan Coetzee well done

    • @chloeowens2587
      @chloeowens2587 6 лет назад +1

      Not all nice guys act like this me a nice guy always deal with heartbreak the correct way

    • @ruki4929
      @ruki4929 6 лет назад +3

      Well depending on what you believe is the correct way, that'd just make you a decent human being.

  • @juniebunnz
    @juniebunnz 4 года назад +110

    I really hate how at some point in my entire life, there's a pretty high chance that I'm going to meet one of these people. Thankfully I have Sorrow TV's video's to help me out.

    • @chopperjoe1998
      @chopperjoe1998 3 года назад +5

      FORTUNATELY it seems more common on the internet. But yeah…probs happens in person too

    • @racc5817
      @racc5817 2 года назад +3

      Hey, I’m a nice guy, and was just wondering if you’d like to FIGHT. SWORD TO SWORD. GLADIATOR STYLE. WINNER GETS THE OTHER ONES BELONGINGS, THE LOSER WILL BE TOO DEAD TO ARGUE.

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Год назад +2

      Anime picture?! You must be one of those very cute and innocent Japanese girls!

  • @tracieguyett
    @tracieguyett 6 лет назад +136

    The old-timely edit of “Whatcha wearing” had me laughing so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my back 🤣

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 6 лет назад +532

    That Chills impresion was way to good. That's kinda suspicious.

    • @addadu8031
      @addadu8031 6 лет назад +27

      *E X P O S E D*

    • @emilytaylor468
      @emilytaylor468 6 лет назад +9

      Chills is a Slazo clone

    • @damienjones4915
      @damienjones4915 6 лет назад +1

      SakurakoO.O lol right

    • @666Mongrel
      @666Mongrel 6 лет назад +5

      You could say it gave me....Chills. Fucking end me already

    • @Egg_thing
      @Egg_thing 6 лет назад +3

      MongrelArchitect 👏👏👏

  • @farn0153
    @farn0153 6 лет назад +204

    3:04 the last thing you'd want in your DMs is a nice guy. But that might be exactly what you get.

  • @Anelle1386
    @Anelle1386 5 лет назад +86

    I can't STAND the chills voice but when you do it, it makes everything so much funnier lol

  • @MinosML
    @MinosML 6 лет назад +268

    Can we please appreciate the Noiooooo joke, its just that great

    • @RanOutOfSpac
      @RanOutOfSpac 6 лет назад

      It was a glorious moment

    • @alztrash7713
      @alztrash7713 6 лет назад

      Minos ML as an eastern asian i approved

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 6 лет назад +669

    Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot lettuce, but if you date bad guys instead of nice guys like me, that's what you get. 😂

    • @docsigma
      @docsigma 6 лет назад +12

      Admittedly, he had a fedora on. But that's even worse.

    • @d.o.f.t.1578
      @d.o.f.t.1578 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      🖕🏿

    • @domo6373
      @domo6373 6 лет назад

      TheRadiantDehd shut the fuck up

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад +4

      **woomean**

    • @TheBunnygirl20
      @TheBunnygirl20 6 лет назад +2

      TheRadiantDehd lmao

  • @scintillanikki
    @scintillanikki 6 лет назад +664

    The girl who rushed to put on makeup is my new icon

    • @vinnigr6795
      @vinnigr6795 6 лет назад +4

      no its kiibo

    • @mini_muichiro
      @mini_muichiro 6 лет назад +4

      @@vinnigr6795 holy- I found danganronpa fans

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 6 лет назад +33

      I hate makeup but I’d put that shit on my face to avoid these guys.... these guys, just raise so many red flags.... like creepy, rapist abusive people.... those are the flags that are being raised... please don’t do this... guys please don’t be like this....

    • @lucariolps277
      @lucariolps277 6 лет назад +15

      @@redsoulheart5040 they don't raise red flags. They are one big red flag with legs

    • @cheapestqueen559
      @cheapestqueen559 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @dekkodude2407
    @dekkodude2407 5 лет назад +22

    The intro - so good. I need the whole track like that. Solid pipes man.

  • @pkj4173
    @pkj4173 5 лет назад +719

    i'm lesbian and i write it in my social media bio but every so often i get a man asking for a date and while i'm grateful that they'd want to i politely say no and tell them i'm lesbian and say it's in my bio, and they tell me something like "i could turn you straight" or "i know there are men who probably make you want to date girls instead but i'm not like them" thankfully the majority just apologize lol

    • @kaywood1764
      @kaywood1764 5 лет назад +61

      should've gone to shiratorizawa Dude my friends say that once they convince the guys that they really are lesbians the next question is “well how about you and your girlfriend have a threesome with me?”

    • @INKYCARROT
      @INKYCARROT 5 лет назад +13

      should've gone to shiratorizawa This is so true. I tell my straight friends about it and they don’t believe they said something like that until I show them.

    • @MsLoopyLoops
      @MsLoopyLoops 5 лет назад +35

      'Can I watch'...thats what they usually seem to say.

    • @Bucherviews
      @Bucherviews 5 лет назад +24

      I'm asexual, and same. :/

    • @eatabowloffuck8160
      @eatabowloffuck8160 5 лет назад +26

      @@andtheroadtorecoverybegins6290
      I feel your pain chick. Ive seen dudes try to hit on an obvious butch 😅. Jesus fucking christ. If I had a fucking dollar for every time Ive been told im only gay because I havent had good dick. Ugh

  • @tranquilitystream9908
    @tranquilitystream9908 6 лет назад +654

    That moment when the term "nice guy" has actually become something negative because of some idiots.
    I on the other hand...
    Jk....

    • @RandomName-it3os
      @RandomName-it3os 6 лет назад +70

      only a _REAL_ nice guy doesn't say they are a _NICE GUY_
      BUT FOR SOME REASONS THESE *HOEBAGS* WON'T LET ME PUT MY COCK IN THEIR FLESH HOLES

    • @passingby1350
      @passingby1350 6 лет назад +14

      You deserve an oscar xD

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 6 лет назад +32

      I hate those Nice Guys they're destroying the reputation of the real gentlemen like myself. That's why females go after those chad fuckboys

    • @DembaiVT
      @DembaiVT 6 лет назад +19

      My husband, after finding out that nice guys never call themselves nice guys has been trolling me all morning and calling himself a nice guy. He is actually nice though. He is just horrified enough by all this (had no idea this even existed) that he is malfunctioning somewhat.

    • @panlis6243
      @panlis6243 6 лет назад +11

      You should stop dating that fuckboy and go out with a real men who will treat you like a queen. For example: me

  • @Iliketurtles11887
    @Iliketurtles11887 6 лет назад +327

    The chills impression 😂😂😂 and never stop singing bro 🤟🏻

    • @jennie3027
      @jennie3027 6 лет назад +3

      C.J. Cummings hahaha

    • @me-ri5jp
      @me-ri5jp 6 лет назад +7

      I knew thats what it was 😂😂😂

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 6 лет назад +8

      Jennifer Grey I thought so 😂 that was spot on too 😂👏👏

    • @absurdwords2965
      @absurdwords2965 6 лет назад +3

      That was fantastic!

    • @raylinguanotti
      @raylinguanotti 6 лет назад +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I was looking for this comment

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit 3 года назад +30

    - Goes to R/Crossdressing.
    - Finds a picture of someone named MiseryBOI dressed as a girl.
    "Yes this must be one of those females I've heard so much about."

  • @midnightstrand
    @midnightstrand 6 лет назад +745

    Were you mimicking Chills at 3:30? 😂😂😂

    • @destinyc8537
      @destinyc8537 6 лет назад +13

      That's what I think everytime I hear it

    • @lyzzlyzzy1023
      @lyzzlyzzy1023 6 лет назад +7

      YA THINK??? Lol

    • @allisonfields3108
      @allisonfields3108 6 лет назад +59

      Burger king foot lettuce

    • @kumakena
      @kumakena 6 лет назад +28

      OMG I WAS GOING TO POST THAT. LEAVE CHILLS ALONE 😭😂

    • @midnightstrand
      @midnightstrand 6 лет назад +13

      @@kumakena "LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE"

  • @KnockMonsterr
    @KnockMonsterr 6 лет назад +1555

    THE CHILLS VOICE IM DEAD

    • @dylanparr6880
      @dylanparr6880 6 лет назад +8

      MANIAC POP lmaooooooooo

    • @quality_contentmydude6965
      @quality_contentmydude6965 6 лет назад +27

      That was amazing.

    • @NunayahBuisness
      @NunayahBuisness 6 лет назад +66

      MANIAC POP best part of the video right there. I was scrolling through comments like I know I’m not the only one who noticed...

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 6 лет назад +16

      Came to say the same thing lol

    • @agiuggio1
      @agiuggio1 6 лет назад +4

      LOL

  • @crxstianalexandro
    @crxstianalexandro 6 лет назад +159

    That fake loading screen threw me so off

    • @brad6279
      @brad6279 6 лет назад +4

      Cristian Ocholo wait that was fake? Lmao

    • @phoebe3269
      @phoebe3269 6 лет назад +1

      Same. Even though it didn't look like what the loading on my computer normally looks like -- and I realized this in the moment -- it totally fooled me anyway.

  • @MrHartApart
    @MrHartApart 2 года назад +8

    I forget where I saw it but it was gold; some guy writes: "I hate summertime because all these women start dressing in tight and skimpy clothing walking around like they want 'it' but they don't, they're just being teases."
    to which a gal responded...
    "Oh no, they want it, just not from you."

  • @samantha1299
    @samantha1299 6 лет назад +88

    the first guy literally physically assaulted her bc she didn't say thank you i'm crying

    • @thatonetails2403
      @thatonetails2403 6 лет назад +12

      Has he even seen a car door that shit can slice fingers

    • @samantha1299
      @samantha1299 6 лет назад +19

      ThatOneTails i know, i hope she pressed charges on his ass if the story is even true

    • @wesday3652
      @wesday3652 6 лет назад +3

      Nice guys are fricking psychotic

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 лет назад +4

      IKR ? It's like pummelling someone across the face because they didn't say ' Bless you ' when you sneezed

  • @jayceepenny
    @jayceepenny 6 лет назад +327

    I've dealt with Nice Guys™ for most of my life, and honestly, these videos empower me to not put up with it in the future.

    • @goopcake2862
      @goopcake2862 6 лет назад

      Omalawrd Jenny??? Faq it's my idol

    • @gracejohnson3386
      @gracejohnson3386 6 лет назад +6

      love the TM there.

    • @danthesupplyman4113
      @danthesupplyman4113 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao, nice. Btw, you're a great artist!

    • @donoteventry4298
      @donoteventry4298 6 лет назад +1

      R/humblebrag

    • @j5892000
      @j5892000 6 лет назад

      Why would you need a video to empower you? Why put up with their bullshit in the first place .

  • @hayward325
    @hayward325 6 лет назад +255

    3:04 N U M B E R 1 5 B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E

  • @crunchy1414
    @crunchy1414 4 года назад +21

    Honestly my favorite video because of the intro (singing and “Blow me, Ross”)

  • @itsandybenn2121
    @itsandybenn2121 6 лет назад +227

    That "nooioooooooooooooo" killed me lol, I had to pause the video to quit laughing

    • @hannahs4705
      @hannahs4705 6 лет назад +1

      This is probably Amanda me too!

    • @Bohtar
      @Bohtar 6 лет назад

      I cant find the original. It's so frustrating

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix 6 лет назад

      Ahmed Bohtar oh the humanity! nooioooooooo!

    • @afroshark8084
      @afroshark8084 6 лет назад

      Ahmed Bohtar ruclips.net/video/v-7nVqIkbwE/видео.html

    • @kinocomix
      @kinocomix 6 лет назад

      Afro Shark lol nice

  • @potatocat6093
    @potatocat6093 6 лет назад +1691

    Once on Facebook a old man texted me and he said “hey what are you doing cutie” after 5 hours of him waiting he said “can I have nuds” I told him I was 11 and he said so? I said I’m calling the cops and he blocked me XD

    • @MainAcc0
      @MainAcc0 6 лет назад +303

      Honestly tho call the cops

    • @GizmoTTV
      @GizmoTTV 6 лет назад +147

      W E E
      W O O

    • @kappa.1906
      @kappa.1906 6 лет назад +149

      r/thathappened

    • @tifawockhardt
      @tifawockhardt 6 лет назад +144

      >called potato cat
      >uses XD
      probably 12

    • @lilman5597
      @lilman5597 6 лет назад +38

      r/thathappened

  • @ianhayden6088
    @ianhayden6088 6 лет назад +255

    3:20, hey it’s the foot fungus dude

    • @remyzk9424
      @remyzk9424 6 лет назад +1

      Ian Hayden yes, that is indeed the joke

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 6 лет назад

      the fuckinG WHAT????

    • @bacon5962
      @bacon5962 6 лет назад +5

      m'elody BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

    • @tracemaddox6669
      @tracemaddox6669 6 лет назад +8

      So sad for Chills. He became a meme after narrating a story for one video

    • @nuclearwhale1817
      @nuclearwhale1817 6 лет назад +1

      Ian Hayden His name is chills

  • @Kris-pk4ig
    @Kris-pk4ig 4 года назад +13

    "blow me, ross"
    We don't deserve sorrow tv. This is some of the best content out there.

  • @doziaye
    @doziaye 6 лет назад +369

    3:04
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *Number fifteen...*

    • @arkham7727
      @arkham7727 6 лет назад +74

      Atomic ManAnimations! *Burger King Nice Guys*
      *The last thing you would want to find in your Burger King burger is a nice guy but as it turns out that might be what you gaeeeeeet*

    • @arry7246
      @arry7246 6 лет назад +8

      Atomic ManAnimations! Was about to say that.

    • @noahjackson466
      @noahjackson466 6 лет назад +24

      The impression is too real...

    • @willrope5839
      @willrope5839 6 лет назад +29

      *Number 15*
      _Burger King niceguy fetish._
      _The last thing you want to find on your burger is someone's fedora, but as it turns out all burgers are sluts anywaaays._

    • @floofmcgoof8196
      @floofmcgoof8196 6 лет назад +7

      I came down here for this comment. Thank you.

  • @AutisticTea
    @AutisticTea 5 лет назад +206

    I like these videos because you don't just read the comments, you make little noises and it really adds to the experience. You made an unhappy sound for a smiley face and I lost it because that's exactly the noise I've made when I've received these comments.

  • @jimmyjams00
    @jimmyjams00 6 лет назад +609

    Please do a full cover of Jesse's Girl. Please.

    • @PrimeTimeRambo
      @PrimeTimeRambo 6 лет назад +17

      Jami Fenton you read my mind

    • @PinkCircleO8
      @PinkCircleO8 6 лет назад +22

      I agree. I want to listen to it over and over.

    • @mee_shh
      @mee_shh 6 лет назад +11

      I don't need it
      I don't need it
      *I need it*

    • @SapienSafari
      @SapienSafari 6 лет назад +4

      That into sounded really good.

    • @ursulajoni15
      @ursulajoni15 5 лет назад +2

      The way it's presented at the beginning really shows how creepy the song actually is

  • @sleeplessstudios7626
    @sleeplessstudios7626 3 года назад +9

    0:33 Now that I've actually experienced closing a car door on my finger and having it turn into a ketchup packet, this is even harder to listen to. I think this one post has managed to scare me into thanking the people who open the door for me every single time even when it's not necessary.

  • @runforitman
    @runforitman 6 лет назад +559

    Can someone explain to me: why do people get so angry when they’re rejected? Or feel the need to abuse the person? Cause didn’t the like them 10 seconds ago? How could being rejected make them hate them?

    • @PolarBearFromNY
      @PolarBearFromNY 6 лет назад +149

      runforitman people with low self esteem blame the other person for their failure to successfully get the girl or guy.

    • @aidancoyne2343
      @aidancoyne2343 6 лет назад +39

      runforitman the dick’s emotions are hella fickle

    • @Darticus42
      @Darticus42 6 лет назад +110

      runforitman it seems to me it's either
      1) they experience extreme mood swings (probably need to get that checked out)
      2) they're so absorbed in their own ego that they can't see how harmful their actions are toward others (or just don't care)
      3) they're so insecure in their identity that even the slightest perceived insult or lack of validation can cause them to overassert themselves or take all means necessary to prove themselves "worthy"
      Or all three... and chances are if they're so prone to being hateful and abusive, it's questionable how genuine their feelings for the other person were in the first place.

    • @music0cool
      @music0cool 6 лет назад +23

      Either they’re very insecure or they’re so close minded and up their own ass that they think they’re better than everyone, and they think of women as inferior objects who owe them sex for being nice.

    • @lily..
      @lily.. 6 лет назад +34

      Human beings have the need to be accepted by a significant other or just in general. "Nice guys" is referring to people who are trying to be accepted, but when they fail, lash out. Probably in embarrassment or because they want to make themselves feel more significant than the person who rejected them so that they don't feel like a fool.

  • @blackjesus5675
    @blackjesus5675 6 лет назад +57

    The Chills voice had me in tears lmaoo

  • @Milmiskew
    @Milmiskew 6 лет назад +322

    3:07 number 15

    • @see5958
      @see5958 6 лет назад +22

      Burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone's. Foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get

    • @daltonpaulvideos
      @daltonpaulvideos 6 лет назад +13

      I legitimately began searching the comments as soon as I heard his impression to see if anyone commented this.

    • @ScarletVAngel
      @ScarletVAngel 6 лет назад +2

      Hsjsjs I’m cackling

    • @cs31498
      @cs31498 6 лет назад +7

      Mythos MUGEN A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his dick pic in a Facebook DM, with the statement “This is what you get in your Facebook DMs.” Admittedly, he had a condom on. But that’s even worse.

    • @luisbrito2367
      @luisbrito2367 6 лет назад

      daltonpaulvideos you're not the only one

  • @b00sted33
    @b00sted33 5 лет назад +49

    I'm waiting for Ross I hope he replies.

  • @Mrenisenko
    @Mrenisenko 6 лет назад +244

    0:26
    Blow us both, Ross.

    • @TerryRippington
      @TerryRippington 6 лет назад +13

      Everyone who Ross can blow can get in line...

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly, screw that Ross guy.

    • @Remmeister2000
      @Remmeister2000 6 лет назад +3

      Indeed, blow me too Ross. Sorrow will do whatever he wants it's his channel not yours don't like it, then leave. Right?

    • @shrimp_on_internet
      @shrimp_on_internet 6 лет назад +7

      Blow us all, ross

    • @moletwo3873
      @moletwo3873 6 лет назад +1

      Blow me too, Ross.

  • @mataschmata
    @mataschmata 6 лет назад +263

    how the actual fuck do you do such a good Chills impression

  • @randomfallingstuff
    @randomfallingstuff 6 лет назад +306

    At 7:36 who else thought that their video was going to start buffering...
    *_was it just me? WELL OK THEN_*

  • @MrMWorks
    @MrMWorks 4 года назад +18

    Others: Stop singing
    Me: MORE SINGING!!! I DEMAND COVERS ON THIS CHANNEL!!!
    In all seriousness, you have a great voice dude. Keep it up