Beyondfate132 Actually Romeo was probably only a couple years older, like 15 or 16. I guess it was never explicitly stated but I think that’s what most people assume.
I understand you put the ( ) to translate th Japanese part or w/e language it could be, but what about the Japanese person reading and then says " what is he saying before and after the part I could read, but then you'd have to put ( ( ( ) ) ) to tell what you said to in Japanese and the whole thing would go ok forever, Just ignore this post I'm sleep deprived
@@cIiffe How about the "Time-Stamp Phenomenon". Get it... cause it's like... "oh at 4:20 ( the time stamp) this happens" and then they say "oh right as i was watching that you said it" okay is that good.
Try to be a little more sensitive to the people who can't sweat. I, for instance, live in a very cold country and cannot experience sweating on a regular basis. Its downright insulting to us people who can't sweat that you're so open with your privilege. I'm sick of these gushy posts.
The implication of that, to me, is that his dog is called Peeve, which I absolutely fucking adore and will be naming my next pet as such so I can point to him and say ‘this is my pet peeve’
"kissed on 9/11 fearing for our lives" "kissed at hospital before your surgery fearing your death" Girls love it when guys make up stories about tragic and scary events to get into their pants.
Atlαѕ- Z I just want to probe his mind. What was his plan here? Did he really expect someone to believe non existent memories? Would he have dated her if she supposedly remembered the bullshit he made up? Why did he specify elementary school if they knew each other beyond that time frame?
Was probably hoping if he insisted hard enough she'd go "oh... I remember, I think?" That's probably why he went so far back, so she'd be more likely to think she just forgot their passionate relationship at 12 years old.
It didn't actually show all of It, but it gets WAY worse The guy admits he was wrong about her being there in class But guess what? THEN he says he was in the hospital WITH her, claiming that he thought she would die and "it would be the last time they ever kissed" or some shit.
I'm one of them. But these videos actually helped me turn it around and realize how stupid and desperate I looked. Still not all the way there, but at least I keep it to myself mostly
@@badascan8910 Me too. I did a lot of awful, cringey shit in my teenage years, and I used to be a stereotypical neckbeard and Weeaboo in High School. I was learning Japanese and how to write it (entirely wrong it turned out). Luckily I found Filthy Frank's video about Weeaboos before I'd gone too far. Now, unfortunately, I have an irrational contempt for anime and the people that watch it. I'm still a fat neckbeard though it seems, fuckin A.
MegaSupernova888 She turned into a psycho as soon as the guy mutually agreed with her that they both saw each other as just friends, getting all defensive like it was fine for her to think that, but no one could possibly think the same of her because she's just such perfect girlfriend material, and the other person must be crazy for thinking that she wasn't good enough.
@@lettylunasical4766 Somewhat. Although the incel crowd does it to dehumanize and objectify women, while the weeaboo and otaku crowd just does it to differentiate between real life and fantasy. Although I'm not saying that there's no crossover between those two groups of people...
When someone says "I just want to be friends" but the video isn't r/niceguys OR r/nicegirls so you have no idea which one is about to have the meltdown
@@alexeysaranchev6118 I read "mashallah" as "swalalalah" for some reason and now I'm picturing some dude saying a zinger like that and just immediately busting it down to Jason Derulo's "Swalala"
I think her massive but fragile ego couldn’t take that someone wasn’t attracted to her even though she wasn’t attracted to him, and interpreted him agreeing there was no connection as a direct personal attack and rejection of her as a person. You know, how a completely batshit person would think
Omg wow "It's OK for ME to not want anything romantic with YOU, but how dare YOU not want anything romantic with ME??" Basically her mindset, fuckin astonished
Fidel Cashflow is it sad that ive met people like her before.thier not into you and your not into them but feel to do everything possible to make sure you know your not thier type .
I have nothing to roleplay that is used sarcastically (with friends) or the one that is CLEARLY only for fun (e.g. acting like a character from a cartoon and making jokes about it). It's great if it isn't taken too far.
depends on your expenses. you can be in the upper 10 percent of incomes in the US, but if you gotta put like 12 kids thru college at once, good luck chief
no, it's the median, she's a crazy bitch. If you're single with no children, it's plenty. Idk what these people saying yes are talking about. It's literally, statistically, the median.
Don't listen to these people. It just depends on where you live and your living expectations. Probably small for raising a family but plenty for just yourself
Wow, You don't do you remember????? S E P T E M B E R 1 1TH 2 0 0 1 T H E D A Y T H E T O W E R S F E L L ok.... that took a turn I didn't expect at all
I was contacted on FB a couple of years ago by a guy whose name looked familiar to me but I couldn't quite place it, but I friended him anyway because why not. He messaged me, said hi and started to reminisce about how we were each other's first bf/gf in the 2nd grade. I had no boyfriend in the 2nd grade or in all of grade school, so I knew this was incorrect and told him so. He was determined that we "went out". Finally I remembered who this dude was - the snotty, mouth breathing kid who sat in front of me, could barely write his own name and tried desperately to get me to kiss him or let him kiss me for pretty much the entire year. I didn't hear anything from him after I slowly backed away from our chat, but saw a few weird fringe-political/conspiracy theorist posts from him on my wall before he must have unfriended me. Farewell, ghost/orbital cringe man; I hardly knew ye. Seriously.
Honestly these kinds of things are weird enough when they happen, but finding out they remembered you vividly and psyched themselves into thinking u had a full-blown relationship AND that it was grounds enough to find you again is just on another level.
I had my first kiss in tenth grade and it was the most awkward thing ever. Can't imagine Seventh grade. I think I was just worried about not having to do exercises at recess in seventh grade, and shaving my legs.
I fucking knew she was gonna get all offended when he remarked about her weight, even though she LITERALLY JUST GOT THROUGH making fun of his baldness(something that is not easily fix, unlike weight)
Well, to be fair, weight problems isn't something you can easily fix too. You have to change your lifestyle, work out, do diets, restrain yourself from most of the tasty food, and stick with all of it for the rest of your life, and that takes a colossal amount of willpower. Didn't even mention how strong the feeling of hunger can be in fat people, it can be literally unbearable in many cases. Being overweight isn't a problem with an easy fix; it takes a lot of struggle and effort to overcome it
To be fair there are specific cases where an individual has a medical condition like a thyroid problem, but generally, yeah, weight can be managed relativiely easy
Warr1on "Didn't even mention how strong the feeling of hunger can be in fat people" - lol, nice excuse. Weak people need willpower and motivation, strong people develop habits. Unless you have a medical issue preventing you from losing weight, you're just another scrub looking for excuses for your complacency.
帆WてぇへCKぢD用ドてゃＴ！？ UHH I KID YOU NOT I FORGOT I HAD MY JAPANESE ON AND WROTE THAT INSTEAD (I chicken peck the keys because im too lazy to learn to type "properly" :P.)!!! HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?
Oh my gosh, I had this happen! I gave my number to a guy I liked when we were in a public place, because I had just bought a new phone. A week later, some random guy texted me at 2am, and told me that I didn't know him, but that he had overheard me give my number out, and decided to write it down! He wrote that he thought he was falling for me, and wanted me to meet him! Creepy af! Who does that? (If you are thinking about doing that....don't. It's super creepy.)
People always call me gay on online games and,say that I have no life or friends. I think sometimes it's good but again I study in engineering college everyone is depressed anyways.
Reminds me of this girl on a forum I frequent. She is this super psycho who constantly talks about how she's lesbian fangirling over a fictional character. Every post she makes, she talks about how attractive said character is and how it's the only thing that gets her out of bed in the morning and how everyone else is homophobic if they don't agree/agree to her level of crazy. Well, three months ago, someone joined the forum under the name of her fictional crush and she spammed the girl with messages saying that involve her roleplaying and saying, "omg, WE MUST BE BESTIES!!!" followed 12 minutes later with, "you'll be reading my messages soon, right? [character] is so awesome....(well you have no idea how awesome i find her haha)" So obviously, the new girl hadn't seen it when the crazy one starts posting about the new member is a homophobe because she wouldn't answer and saying, "I seriously dislike homophobic people and if one is named after my favorite character, well.....that hurts. *A lot....* " When the new girl finally came back, she saw the messages and kindly unloaded on how full of crap the crazy chick was, but the damage was done. The new girl left the site and never returned. Crazy chick is still there. Being kooky and creepy.
your cousin, big johnson lives in my pants ;));):));$)) **shoots self in creepy asterisks while commenting on shitty youtube videos for hours while im bored**
I'm trying to think of a valid reason to RP at all. Maybe at most for say long-distance relationships if they really can't do anything together? But otherwise it just sort of seems creepy .
John Johnson probably meant his father's name was also John. Like Sven Erickson whos father's name would be Erick. Added after post: Or it was originally like that but the name kinda stuck like that for the whole family line after a certain amount of time, so everybody afterwards had the surname Johnson. Probably that.
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"And our first kiss... you really don't remember, do you?"
*September 11, 2001*
*_OOF OOF_*
i want to like this comment but it's at 69 likes
I thought you said you'd never forget. QQ
Never forget.
*_The day the towers fell_*
"The romance we had at 12 years old was so PASSIONATE and INTENSE"
... I don't even know where to begin with that
*13 (Juliet was 13 in Romeo and Juliet)....
I read this comment seconds after it showed up in the conversation in the video
@@imaadhaq540 yeah and Romeo was 18 or 19 easy. That story wasn't romance, it was molestation.
Beyondfate132 Actually Romeo was probably only a couple years older, like 15 or 16. I guess it was never explicitly stated but I think that’s what most people assume.
and like 4 people died. it's less a romance and more like a statutory rape crime spree in meth country.
“I’m sorry, I don’t recognise this number”
Contact name is “Hell No”
*IM DEAD*
You also noticed that XD
I'd rename them to Hell No after that conversation too.
i'd rename them to that after that conversation too
Id name it im calling the cops
Once people pissed me off I change their name to “don’t answer”.
I love how you read the weird/creepy/cringey people in a cringey voice so we defenetly know who is the normal person in the conversation
you are the gey
@@bayleev7494 in my head appeared the adequate voice and I just snorted
Başkan
@@bayleev7494 thats what your dad said
@@zaclavineproductionsfan6738 “son..... you are the gey”
Her: “I’m not that into you.”
Him: “I feel the same way.”
Her: “ *N A N I* ?”
That lady is, already dead.
N A N I
"Watashi wa anata o aishite inai"
"NANI!?"
"私はあなたを愛していない"
"何！？"
(I do not love you)
(WHAT!?)
I understand you put the ( ) to translate th Japanese part or w/e language it could be, but what about the Japanese person reading and then says " what is he saying before and after the part I could read, but then you'd have to put ( ( ( ) ) ) to tell what you said to in Japanese and the whole thing would go ok forever,
Just ignore this post I'm sleep deprived
@Orange Blossom MY FIRST THOUGHT
"I'm not Asian"
"You are to me"
That's not how it works lol x
True love 😂
@@iamboy116 no shit
@@pseunition6038 r/woosh
@@iamboy116 r/woosh
"I'M NOT ASIAN"
"... Well you are to me"
Yes. That's exactly how it works
Agreed
Aww you're so Australian to me
Yah and saying your half asian half chinese....
The sweetest compliment to any Koreaboo/weiboo
@@bunda9937 such as you.
"Hey, don't really like you romantically."
"Lol same"
"Excuse me wtf"
Landwhales are extremely picky these days...
absolutely killed me I'm in tears ahahhahahahaahahah
I still genuinely have no idea what she going on about
I've seen that in the wild before.
The level of projection: 3000
I love how on 7:00 she has him named in her phone „hell no”
Wawrzyniec Lędzion
Right as the video was progressing, I read this and I just noticed what you were saying about the contact.
@@pastaprince9152 holy shit I just did the same
Evan Forst HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??? I need to come up with a term for this phenomenon
@@cIiffe How about the "Time-Stamp Phenomenon". Get it... cause it's like... "oh at 4:20 ( the time stamp) this happens" and then they say "oh right as i was watching that you said it" okay is that good.
haha nice spot
YoU ARe ThE GEy?
“No”
BUt YoU MeSSaGe Me SO yOu ARe ThE GEy
Seems legit
Bruno P. Yes yes it does
Gotta be a troll
i hate my life "You are the gey" is an incredible quote and I can't be convinced otherwise.
YeS i AM thE GEy
*excessively starting to sweat*
Yeah that's how I begin my conversations too.
Try to be a little more sensitive to the people who can't sweat. I, for instance, live in a very cold country and cannot experience sweating on a regular basis. Its downright insulting to us people who can't sweat that you're so open with your privilege. I'm sick of these gushy posts.
i really dont want to believe that convo is real but at the same time I've met people that out of touch with reality before 😂
*excessively feels the desire to ejaculate on my hands*
*breathing
@@IsThisRain On?
4:39
She: *Makes Fun about his baldness* He: *He make fun about her weight*
She: *Pikachu face meme*
He didn't even make fun of her weight, he just stated facts
he didn't even make fun of her weight tbh. he just stated facts.
@@mopbuckets4734 Wait, what?
He didn't even make fun of her weight, tbf.. he just stated facts.
@@Blitzentine have I become a copy-pasta? Lol
How dare you love your parents I had a difficult childhood that is so offensive
RIP *USSR theme starts up*
@Z H For real, like, mom passed when I was young, you don't see me yelling at every 5 year old with a living mom at Wal-Mart
Kasim
Good for you, you're doing good.
Shannon S. How dare you be born at a hospital I was born at a house that is so offensive
*Alexa play despacito*
_”You have any pet peeves?”_
*Y E A H I G O T A D O G*
*areyouavirgin?*
Bye
I laughed way harder than I needed to.
The implication of that, to me, is that his dog is called Peeve, which I absolutely fucking adore and will be naming my next pet as such so I can point to him and say ‘this is my pet peeve’
"kissed on 9/11 fearing for our lives"
"kissed at hospital before your surgery fearing your death"
Girls love it when guys make up stories about tragic and scary events to get into their pants.
This is true.
Atlαѕ- Z I just want to probe his mind. What was his plan here? Did he really expect someone to believe non existent memories? Would he have dated her if she supposedly remembered the bullshit he made up? Why did he specify elementary school if they knew each other beyond that time frame?
Was probably hoping if he insisted hard enough she'd go "oh... I remember, I think?" That's probably why he went so far back, so she'd be more likely to think she just forgot their passionate relationship at 12 years old.
That dude is a relationship guru.
Atlαѕ- Z yeah dude
I actually went to school with a John Johnson for 12 years 😂😂 honestly super sweet, chill, and smart dude. Nothing like this creepozoid
What were his parents thinking? 😂😂 I hope he doesn't see this, he sounds like a nice guy (an ACTUALLY nice guy)
I hope his nickname was JoJo
Bro same... mine was creepy though...
Ah yes *JoJo* if this dude ever gets into anime.
did everyone clap
the conversation at 3:50 ... holy shit i wish i was as calm as this guy
Locke z same
God that girl is so fucking stupid
Me too bro i dont get how some of them are like this
She is really dumb
WTF does rich mean in this context
Something tells me John Johnson doesn't actually work at a tech company in California...
No he was high
It didn't actually show all of It, but it gets WAY worse
The guy admits he was wrong about her being there in class
But guess what?
THEN he says he was in the hospital WITH her, claiming that he thought she would die and "it would be the last time they ever kissed" or some shit.
nah that part comes after the sorrow tv outro
He plays safety for the LA Rams
Louella.y Something tells me his name is fake.
*Rollplay texting*
100% Virginity
Rejection taken as crits
Tf2 gun.
*looks in confusion*w-what? girls d-d-ont like role playing? *smashes head into bodypillow* where did i go wrong?
daniel adeline
ok
Pajamapants Jack
You forgot their high defence stat.
Yeah fcking virgins
*sweats nervously*
There was a kid at my high school genuinely called John John Johnson. You couldn’t walk past him without hearing someone say his whole name 😂
Forget Jojo we have
*JoJoJo*
My man was John John Son of John of House John of the lineage of John Breaker of John Mother of John
Jo³
@@emilybarclay8831 A woman of culture AND science! I tip my nonexistent hat to you, madam.
Johhhhn Johnson Johnsonheimer Schmidt, his name is my name toooo... etc.
**sweating impossible amounts**
**unending stream of spaghetti spewing from pockets**
"M-m-m-m-m' lady."
fuckin hot, marry me
Guarana Taravana *gets boner asserting dominance* F-fuck off he’s m-marrying me. *spaghetti flood gates open*
*knees weak*
*arms are heavy*
asterisks make every mans noodle look like spaghetti
ええ。。。何!?
(Uh.. What!?)
Lmaoo
SirCringe: *Bout to get* *_BALLS DEEP BRO_*
*The next day*
*_BRO_* : " How'd it go man?"
SirCringe: "Ah I just stayed home and ate some chocolate."
Hey that's better in like every way
“...and crine.”
That one was mad fake lmao
So many emotionally unstable people... its scary
Ikr. And you think that's only rare weirdos on the net, until it happens to you irl.
Augusta Septemberova Sometimes seeing this stuff irl can be pretty funny... when its not happening to you.
I'm one of them. But these videos actually helped me turn it around and realize how stupid and desperate I looked. Still not all the way there, but at least I keep it to myself mostly
@@badascan8910 Me too. I did a lot of awful, cringey shit in my teenage years, and I used to be a stereotypical neckbeard and Weeaboo in High School. I was learning Japanese and how to write it (entirely wrong it turned out). Luckily I found Filthy Frank's video about Weeaboos before I'd gone too far. Now, unfortunately, I have an irrational contempt for anime and the people that watch it. I'm still a fat neckbeard though it seems, fuckin A.
@@Galvantez Is that you in your picture? Doesn't look fat to me.
The voice change for the "OMFG are you making fun of my weight" made me spit out my coke. Thanks for that.
Drugs are bad.
Also dont eat coke.
@@jeremypedersen6894 He Means Coca Cola
@@adamthechao9519 Nah really? I never could of guessed.
@@adamthechao9519 r/woooosh
September 11, 2001
*OOF OOF*
WaterlemonTheArtist
Abandon ship!
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WaterlemonTheArtist
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I laugh way too much at that noise.
*I'M NOT ASIAN*
*well you are to me x*
one of the best XD
what you even say to that?
Half Asian, half Chinese
+Jer Chinese is Asian.
that dude was pretty idiotic.
+Random Person I got the joke, Im saying that the dude in the vid was idiotic.
The guy at 5:00 really dodged a bullet, holy shit.
Dodged a meteor, more like.
Am I missing something? Is it just that she's a gold digger or something else?
MegaSupernova888 She turned into a psycho as soon as the guy mutually agreed with her that they both saw each other as just friends, getting all defensive like it was fine for her to think that, but no one could possibly think the same of her because she's just such perfect girlfriend material, and the other person must be crazy for thinking that she wasn't good enough.
Ok yeah, I got that, I was just thinking his "dodged a bullet" comment was in specific reference to the salary thing. That makes sense though
Ahhhh that makes sense, didn't even register that the 55k could be a fake.
It‘s always so weird when weebs refer to irl girls as 3D girls....
It's usually a joke for most people though...
korbitr/CWINDOWSsystem32 Only most people tho. There sadly are still some who don‘t jokingly say it
It's like when redpill/incel types call women females or femoids. It's odd.
@@lettylunasical4766 Somewhat. Although the incel crowd does it to dehumanize and objectify women, while the weeaboo and otaku crowd just does it to differentiate between real life and fantasy. Although I'm not saying that there's no crossover between those two groups of people...
korbitr
IS THIS THE REEEAAAAAL LIIIIIIIIFE?
OR IS IT JUST FANTASYYYYYYYYYY?
We DaTeD iN tHe SeVeNtH gRaDe
Nathan Rachamier It WaS sO pAsSiOnAtE
AnD iNtEnSe
I have never had people like my comment before. I can now die in peace
Saw this right as this played
I bet your neighbors must think you have some sort of split personality disorder when they hear you record.
@oldthrashbar you do know that people in houses get neighbors too right? one carelessly open window and your private life ain't so private.
oldthrashbar I look forward to seeing you on an episode of /iamsosmart. It was a well thought out comment, and you sir, are a dick 🤷♀️
@oldthrashbar So your nearest help is a mile away?
Something Dreadful lmao, if it was red dead you'd get a robbery tip for this guys house
What the fuck was this comment? (The now deleted one)
When someone says "I just want to be friends" but the video isn't r/niceguys OR r/nicegirls so you have no idea which one is about to have the meltdown
Sorrow's comic timing is seriously underrated. The stopping of sound just as he announces "9/11. The day the towers fell" is perfect.
and the TWO oofs
@@soldiaz7261 "Sir, a second oof has hit the towers"
"That relationship we had when we were 13 was so passionate and intense!" ew
Kendra T jesus christ that one hurt
I spit out my drink in laughter when he said 9/11. Who brings something like that up?
It's a very _romantic_ subject
one of the few things that made me laugh today @Dude Guy
*it was a magical moment between them, and should go down in history, ok sicko?*
He’s just stating the facts
*oof oof*
_U have any pet peeves?_
*yEaH i GoT a DoG*
Katia Olivares “are you a virgin?”
Is you gey?
Maybe his dog was named peeves.
Gary Stinten Maybe he thought his nickname was "peeves"
Katia Olivares I'm almost positive I've told you this before on RUclips somewhere, but your picture is literally my favorite art. oh my god.
IT WAS A MAGICAL MOMENT BETWEEN US AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
Go down just like the towers did mashallah ahahaha
@@alexeysaranchev6118 I read "mashallah" as "swalalalah" for some reason and now I'm picturing some dude saying a zinger like that and just immediately busting it down to Jason Derulo's "Swalala"
🇹 🇭 🇪 🇩 🇦 🇾 🇹 🇭 🇪 🇹 🇴 🇼 🇪 🇷 🇸 🇫 🇪 🇱 🇱
*_oof_*
*_oof_*
Teach me your text ways
RGB Gaming lingojam.com/CoolTextFonts
RGB Gaming Now go forth my young grasshopper. Go meet your destiny.
ǝlqıssodɯı sı ʞuıɥʇ suɐɯnɥ ʇɐɥʍ ǝɹɐɔ ʇ,uop sǝǝq ǝsnɐɔǝᙠ ˙sʎɐʍʎuɐ sǝılɟ 'ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo 'ǝǝq ǝɥ⊥ ˙punoɹɓ ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ʎpoq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐɟ sʇı ʇǝɓ oʇ llɐɯs ooʇ ǝɹɐ sɓuıʍ sʇI ˙ʎlɟ oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq plnoɥs ǝǝq ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐʍ ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇɐıʌɐ ɟo sʍɐl uʍouʞ llɐ oʇ ɓuıpɹoɔɔ∀
"half chinese half asian".
*"HALF CHINESE, HALF ASIAN"*
pretty sure she was half black half african
Asians don't count china as part of asia
The shit people come up with
Speech 100
the withering production so one side of her lip is bigger than the other???
3:11 *She sounds like she was trying to bait a reaction from the guy on the phone, and tried to play victim.*
The-Dark-Goliath most likely to try and get him to “chase after her.” nice girl alert.
That was exactly what she was trying to do. I know the comment is a year old but I still wanted to respond
I think her massive but fragile ego couldn’t take that someone wasn’t attracted to her even though she wasn’t attracted to him, and interpreted him agreeing there was no connection as a direct personal attack and rejection of her as a person. You know, how a completely batshit person would think
Most likely
It's the nicegirls™ version of PUA
*9-11:*
*_A magical moment that should go down in history_*
_it was pretty swell_
@@falcon5178 I had a great time
Edgy
Something definitely went down
@Bernie I wish I was as funny as you
Y'know what girls really like in a guy? E X C E S S I V E S W E A T I N G
It really gets them...wet? XD
im sorry ill leave
RECIPROCAL SUDOR BABY
@@theartigeek
So wet, they get pissed when the guy drops them.
Kinda like the 100 lbs Samantha should drop, lmfao
"The day the towers fell"
*oof oof*
Avatar Korra DO BOTH THOSE OOFS STAND FOR THE TOWERS BECAUSE THATS WHAT CAME TO MIND
*Mega Oof*
Pepe Witnessing Birth Of Hitler If that’s the case he left out the silent Oof of Building 7
You got any pet peeves?
*_YEAH I GOT A DOG_*
Samantha Midgley *aRe YoU a ViRgIn?*
Hes gotta be not native English speaker. Like me. Clearly.
Speech 100
lol u got a kik?
Samantha Midgley Pet peeves are pretty hard to take care of, honestly. Mine manages to get on my nerves, from time to time.
the way you pronounced "mjnd" killed me
Omg wow
"It's OK for ME to not want anything romantic with YOU, but how dare YOU not want anything romantic with ME??"
Basically her mindset, fuckin astonished
Basically a freakin drama mama stalking her prey
Fidel Cashflow is it sad that ive met people like her before.thier not into you and your not into them but feel to do everything possible to make sure you know your not thier type .
*STARING CONFUSED AT THE WALL INTENSIFIES*
*STARING CONFUSED AT YOUR ANSWER TO THE POST INTENSIFIES*
Owen Cunningham hi
STARING CONFUSINGLY AT THE INTENSITY WITH INTENSITY INTENSIFYING.
That last one had me almost crying with cringe
God that was too much
0:21
“Help, I’m *gurgling noises* drown- *gurgling noises* ing!”
“Try and be more sensitive to the people who live on mars without a space suit.”
Role playing in text form is probably one of the worst things to come out of this god forsaken species
OwO whats dis
Bluefire397 nyaaaa! *Runs and glops you* OwO hewwo!!!
I love to roleplay and I even think that's too far
Roleplaying in the bedroom however, is an entirely different story.
I have nothing to roleplay that is used sarcastically (with friends) or the one that is CLEARLY only for fun (e.g. acting like a character from a cartoon and making jokes about it). It's great if it isn't taken too far.
F for the "BALLS DEEP BRO" guy
F
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We
Broke
Up
In
2007
*S E P T E M B E R 1 1, 2 0 0 1*
*t h e d a y t h e t o w e r s f e l l*
*o o f* *o o f*
Is...is a 55k salary small...?
Well, if it’s yearly the yeah.
depends on your expenses. you can be in the upper 10 percent of incomes in the US, but if you gotta put like 12 kids thru college at once, good luck chief
no, it's the median, she's a crazy bitch. If you're single with no children, it's plenty. Idk what these people saying yes are talking about. It's literally, statistically, the median.
It's not great if you have a house and kids
Don't listen to these people. It just depends on where you live and your living expectations. Probably small for raising a family but plenty for just yourself
Wow, You don't do you remember?????
S E P T E M B E R 1 1TH
2 0 0 1
T H E D A Y T H E T O W E R S F E L L
ok.... that took a turn I didn't expect at all
William Guest oof oof
*cums*
Fritzi Lang why not
0 to 100
What a twist!
One day the outro is going to be longer than the video itself
Beginner’s Guide to Relationships
Step 1. Do not do the whole asterisks thing. This is real life.
Step 2. There is no step 2.
I only asterisk ironically
@Rabbit its not cute or relatable and its just weird
@@ghulam237 s...sorry. B...but I-I don't think I can...s...stop. K...kill me.
Step 3: at least three different dick pics from fishing/hunting angles
I was contacted on FB a couple of years ago by a guy whose name looked familiar to me but I couldn't quite place it, but I friended him anyway because why not. He messaged me, said hi and started to reminisce about how we were each other's first bf/gf in the 2nd grade. I had no boyfriend in the 2nd grade or in all of grade school, so I knew this was incorrect and told him so. He was determined that we "went out". Finally I remembered who this dude was - the snotty, mouth breathing kid who sat in front of me, could barely write his own name and tried desperately to get me to kiss him or let him kiss me for pretty much the entire year.
I didn't hear anything from him after I slowly backed away from our chat, but saw a few weird fringe-political/conspiracy theorist posts from him on my wall before he must have unfriended me. Farewell, ghost/orbital cringe man; I hardly knew ye. Seriously.
Honestly these kinds of things are weird enough when they happen, but finding out they remembered you vividly and psyched themselves into thinking u had a full-blown relationship AND that it was grounds enough to find you again is just on another level.
10:00 The two death sounds
O o f o o f
>7th grade
>passionate relationship
>apparently 2-timed her?
The dude at 2:54 is an absolute legend. Chill, but smooth as hell. DAMN
Rob Johns DAMN.
Rob Johns DAMN
I really hope I'm that mature if this happened to me. Oh, I mean DAMN.
Rob Johns DAMN
Rob Johns it scares me that people like the person he was texting exist. DAMN
“It was so passionate and intense” The most passionate and intense thing I did in a relationship in seventh grade was get kissed on the cheek, lol
ikr like kids are still going threw puberty
I didn't even do that. Still haven't
a girl mightve looked at me once in seventh grade
I know what a girl is. I'm something of a ladies man myself
I had my first kiss in tenth grade and it was the most awkward thing ever. Can't imagine Seventh grade. I think I was just worried about not having to do exercises at recess in seventh grade, and shaving my legs.
I fucking knew she was gonna get all offended when he remarked about her weight, even though she LITERALLY JUST GOT THROUGH making fun of his baldness(something that is not easily fix, unlike weight)
Well, to be fair, weight problems isn't something you can easily fix too. You have to change your lifestyle, work out, do diets, restrain yourself from most of the tasty food, and stick with all of it for the rest of your life, and that takes a colossal amount of willpower. Didn't even mention how strong the feeling of hunger can be in fat people, it can be literally unbearable in many cases. Being overweight isn't a problem with an easy fix; it takes a lot of struggle and effort to overcome it
GothMermaidGamer they kinda sounded well-matched to me. I just wondered why he was carrying someone down the stairs.
To be fair there are specific cases where an individual has a medical condition like a thyroid problem, but generally, yeah, weight can be managed relativiely easy
Warr1on "Didn't even mention how strong the feeling of hunger can be in fat people" - lol, nice excuse. Weak people need willpower and motivation, strong people develop habits. Unless you have a medical issue preventing you from losing weight, you're just another scrub looking for excuses for your complacency.
@@Krypteian You are probably that guy who just shows his muscles to everyone and that wears Supreme while playing FIFA
I covered my face in shame with that last one. Holy shittttt
same i almost fucking broke my laptop screen with how bad that was
Like who is this person!?
Omfg me too, I literally facepalmed so hard
Well hello there I am this person. member when we banged in third grade ?
August 6, 1945.
oh yeah! back in Hiroshima! boy time flies...
And I'm half French and half European.
Half Charlie half Johnny
Im half welsh half British
Im half cuban and half african
I am half Polish half Slav.
I'm half human and half homo sapien.
*you'll always be asian in my heart*
I think that was Samantha..
Nikolaj you comment sucks and so do you
Alexander Torigian Wow I'm hurt
Alexander Torigian
*your
Are you the famed Samantha the *NEEEXT!* ?
Are you samantha?
I lost my shit at 10:00
Strong Style JEEZUS lol same
*the day the towers fell*
dwarf gaming OOF OOF
I can get you a map.
I lost at 3:12 !
"I'M NOT ASIAN!"
"Well you are to me?"
I... what?
"I'M NOT ASIAN!!"
"Well you are to me.
That last one... I mean...
W H A T T H E H E L L
Omg I can't breathe. The double Roblox OOF for the twin Towers was perfect. (10:00)
Love your channel, I am binge watching it since yesterday.
𝕀𝕋 𝕎𝔸𝕊 𝔸 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕀ℂ𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝕆𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋 𝔹𝔼𝕋𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ 𝕌𝕊
UhhhAaron the hell do you do that
帆WてぇへCKぢD用ドてゃＴ！？
UHH I KID YOU NOT I FORGOT I HAD MY JAPANESE ON AND WROTE THAT INSTEAD (I chicken peck the keys because im too lazy to learn to type "properly" :P.)!!!
HOW THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!?
Pew news
@@sambalsillie4301 yes i have a follow up question, how the hell did you do that
@@agostov.4508 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤.
Im half chinese and half asian too! Who else? Hands up! 🤗
I literally am, half chinese and half indonesian lmao
Full Japanese but half Asian
Wow cool, I'm half Floridian half American
I'm half human and half-life
Half African half nigerian ❤️
"Sell my phone and give me the money"
Yeahhhhh, cause that's how those things work. Right?
Well i dont remember facebook paying anyone
Staring confused to the wall INTENSIFIES
*THE DAY THE TOWERS FELL*
_"half chinese half asian"_
*facepalms my head off my neck*
1:20 MORTY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
broadway zjm AW _JEEZ_ ®ℹ️©|
broadway zjm didnt notice that haha
Holy fuck.
broadway zjm lol
MY SON NO
*Watching sorrow Television Intensifies*
INtensiFieZzzZ
*overintensifes*
Crying Television
Carlos Alejandro Alvarenga
“did I say something wrong?”
uh YES!😂
Itsmadz The one and only No...........
I thought u were the gey
But in the end...
...I was the gey
Maybe the real gey was the friends we made along the way
@@homohits1 GODDAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
By a week.
I am only half of the gey
@@PleepusPlopus on your dad or your mom's side?
@@stupidchild7716 I mean that I'm bi
The voice over makes this gold😂😂
If you start a conversation with someone while drenched in sweat, I can assure you it won’t go well.
Why would you be drenched in sweat
your username is interesting
Unless you're at the gym
2:10 I've once lost my calculator while it was in my hand. I simply forgot to check my left hand and searched 3 minutes for it.
Maddinhpws I've lost my watch once and searched 10 minutes for it, before realizing it was on my left wrist all along
i forgot where my phone were, i looked around and get up from bed and search outside my room only to find it was next to me
Maddinhpws I have glasses. If you knew how many times I was looking for them when they were on my face
i have eyes
I do that shit when I’m high lol
We use to date.
Remember our first kiss?
*September 11, 2001, the day the towers fell*
Never forget.
How did she forget?
@Pretzel Dragon Must've been a pretty bad kiss.
“WHAAT THE FUUUUUCK” gotta love how sorrow said that
SuperGaming Dude literally read this as it played
Same
I actually laughed out loud xD
I also loved Mjnd
SuperGaming Dude *WhY dO YoU FEEL LiKe ThAT*
0:30 is literally r/nobodyasked
And r/gatekeeping
乇卂丁 从丫 卂丂丂
Why would I eat a donkey lol
u are asian x
H
I decided to translate this
"Kenting from 丫 卂丂丂 "
Ok
Omg I cringed so hard when John Johnson wrote "september 11"
Omg I haven't heard a homestuck troll name in so long. How random.
Naruhoe and said so wrong. Ahh the times...
Omg hi Feferi! Im fuckin ded
Oh my gosh, I had this happen! I gave my number to a guy I liked when we were in a public place, because I had just bought a new phone. A week later, some random guy texted me at 2am, and told me that I didn't know him, but that he had overheard me give my number out, and decided to write it down! He wrote that he thought he was falling for me, and wanted me to meet him! Creepy af! Who does that? (If you are thinking about doing that....don't. It's super creepy.)
It was me , why didn't you kiss my black asscheeks?
@@steviewonder8656 LMAoo
Well except for the part where he wrote down your number, it's a pretty common and acceptable behavior.
Chris Moeller only people with real serial killer mentality do that
People always call me gay on online games and,say that I have no life or friends. I think sometimes it's good but again I study in engineering college everyone is depressed anyways.
Reminds me of this girl on a forum I frequent. She is this super psycho who constantly talks about how she's lesbian fangirling over a fictional character. Every post she makes, she talks about how attractive said character is and how it's the only thing that gets her out of bed in the morning and how everyone else is homophobic if they don't agree/agree to her level of crazy.
Well, three months ago, someone joined the forum under the name of her fictional crush and she spammed the girl with messages saying that involve her roleplaying and saying, "omg, WE MUST BE BESTIES!!!" followed 12 minutes later with, "you'll be reading my messages soon, right? [character] is so awesome....(well you have no idea how awesome i find her haha)" So obviously, the new girl hadn't seen it when the crazy one starts posting about the new member is a homophobe because she wouldn't answer and saying, "I seriously dislike homophobic people and if one is named after my favorite character, well.....that hurts. *A lot....* " When the new girl finally came back, she saw the messages and kindly unloaded on how full of crap the crazy chick was, but the damage was done. The new girl left the site and never returned. Crazy chick is still there. Being kooky and creepy.
Cometstarlight Wow... despacito
Wow
うわ。。。
(I'm learning Japanese so I am answering a lot of the comments I see in Japanese to practice XD)
There are no sufficient words, so....:😯
This was a magical moment that should go down in history.
Please come back SorrowTV.
John Johnson, must be a distant relative.
Do you know my bro Carl? he lives somewhere in Los Santos
your cousin, big johnson lives in my pants ;));):));$))
**shoots self in creepy asterisks while commenting on shitty youtube videos for hours while im bored**
Sam Johnson would have been better if you where named sam sampson.
Lol
*looks at wall and gathers confidence to finally ask* S-s-s-sorr-ow s-s-en-n-pai
*stands in your path* UWU youwr not gowing anywhew mistew
“aNiMes tHe oNly ThInG tHaT TurNs mE oN”
Nue “3d GiRls aRe ToO vApId”
When people say “3d girls” in _that_ way they mean real girls.
9:26
Credit to this guy for trying to implant romantic, false memories into prospective partners.
he's either a new breed of idiot or a supervillain. or both.
Hazy false memories? Im sure he was just helping her recollect her most important moment ofher life.
Banana Tim
r/woosh
But it DID happen, she was just getting heart surgery because he almost made it explode from the intense lovin
Did a future reddit post just happen right before this very video?
The "role-playing" timid bullshit needs to stop.
I'm trying to think of a valid reason to RP at all. Maybe at most for say long-distance relationships if they really can't do anything together?
But otherwise it just sort of seems creepy .
It’s a way to avoid real confrontation.
For real. If you can’t help being timid, at least do it in person... it can be kind of endearing, depending on who you’re talking to.
*looks at feet* sorry in advance
O-oh, o-o-okay, if that's...really how you feel, I'll s-stop.
* eyes dart downwards towards bulge growing in my pants signaling confidence *
8:09
I actually know someone named John Johnson. I want to show him this video just for that moment now.
Also, nice one with Escape from the City.
Sean Wilson this person's parents were either assholes or were incredibly proud of that name.
John Johnson probably meant his father's name was also John.
Like Sven Erickson whos father's name would be Erick.
Added after post: Or it was originally like that but the name kinda stuck like that for the whole family line after a certain amount of time, so everybody afterwards had the surname Johnson.
Probably that.
I went to school with a John Johnson Jr, I kid you not. Everyone called him Jon-Jon.
Good friend of mine is named John Johnson, his brother is named Don Johnson. We just call him Juice.
Sean Wilson I used to know a guy named Jack Johnson
“You have any pet peeves?”
“Yeah, I got a dog.”
That had me dying, omgosh lol!