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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024
  • I'm not a smart man. These are not smart people.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @ellaczeiner3974
    @ellaczeiner3974 5 лет назад +2792

    I was at Chili's and a waitress was able to take our entire table's orders without writing anything down and got everything perfectly right. We mentioned it since it was pretty impressive and she said she had an eidetic memory. My brother asked why she was working at Chili's and she had my favorite response. She said "I can remember things, not understand them." People who really have natural abilities don't need to constantly brag about being better than everyone.

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 4 года назад +165

      She could have been a doctor tbh. To my understanding, the career is like 70-80% memorizing and the rest is learning.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад +29

      @@radiofloyd2359 I am guessing you are not a doctor? Also, no such thing as an eidetic memory. It´s a theoretical term, not something that actually exists.

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 4 года назад +152

      @@Ludifant I'm obviously not a doctor, however my mother studied a bit of medicine on the side to her psychology and told me it's all mostly memorizing, for all it's worth. Doesn't really matter if the memory doesn't actually exist, since the point is merely that this person has ease memorizing, call it what you will.

    • @ezakustam
      @ezakustam 4 года назад +13

      @@radiofloyd2359
      A doctor, yes, but a terrible one.

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 4 года назад +48

      @@ezakustam Never said they'd be good at it, but at least here in Canada, every doctor is paid the highest salaries in the country... That was the point, she would be able to make a shitton of money out of that talent.

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 5 лет назад +1723

    1:54
    “One mathematical slip up does not a bad mathematician make.”
    *gets 7 - 3 wrong*

    • @guidedmisslesyt8424
      @guidedmisslesyt8424 5 лет назад +249

      Don’t forget the part where he ridicules a guy for a small insignificant grammar mistake, only to say it’s bad to do that in the very next sentence.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 5 лет назад +44

      "Mathematician make"

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 лет назад +128

      "I was deprived of coffee so i couldn't make basic math"

    • @davidzeibert7981
      @davidzeibert7981 5 лет назад +37

      7:40 brags about thinking about black holes and light, - doesn't know light isn't affected by gravity

    • @booxwee3804
      @booxwee3804 5 лет назад +39

      @@davidzeibert7981 Sorry, a thousand sorrys, but light is kind of affected by gravity. Since graviy bends space-time, which can curve light and is why light can orbit a black hole. Im not very smart dont be angry with me

  • @jacewilliamson4698
    @jacewilliamson4698 5 лет назад +841

    "this is a porn site, Socrates" might be my favourite quote of the year already

    • @MemeMarine
      @MemeMarine 5 лет назад +15

      "Corrupting the youth" indeed

    • @memecream752
      @memecream752 5 лет назад +4

      Socrates sounds like a fucking bitch

    • @glados9298
      @glados9298 5 лет назад +7

      @@memecream752 Socrates needs some Mia Khalifa to calm down.

    • @OnlyHereForCake
      @OnlyHereForCake 5 лет назад +16

      "But Socrates was Greek and I quoted a Latin phrase" ~ That guy, probably

    • @drasiella
      @drasiella 5 лет назад +4

      I was actually looking for how to say that phrase in English. "Of taste there can be no dispute."

  • @Kaizaed
    @Kaizaed 3 года назад +846

    "One mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make," he said, after calling someone bad at math for one error.

    • @MickShoemaker17
      @MickShoemaker17 3 года назад +44

      "he has shitty grammar and bad math"
      "not a bad mathematician make"

    • @got_rats
      @got_rats 2 года назад +18

      @@MickShoemaker17 yeah I'm pretty sure that is *somewhat* correct, though. Just very unusual and antiquated. Also he might be misquoting someone from his history books or whatever

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 2 года назад +7

      Hey dont talk smack about master yoda

    • @oofieloofie29
      @oofieloofie29 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget the fact he was talking about grammar and not an actual "mathetical error"

    • @UncleOpey801
      @UncleOpey801 2 года назад +7

      Je called someone bad at math for NO errors actually.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 5 лет назад +9172

    I took an IQ test today. It didn't even ask me any questions, it just said 404.
    I guess I'm a genius.

  • @sed1589
    @sed1589 5 лет назад +786

    3:21 i wish someone would've replied "calm down Virginius"

  • @Azimii
    @Azimii 5 лет назад +6567

    When none of your skill points are in Charisma

    • @zee6753
      @zee6753 5 лет назад +83

      Legit my brother when we play

    • @GolfestBlacker
      @GolfestBlacker 5 лет назад +148

      Strength 3
      Perception 6
      Endurance 4
      Charisma 0
      Intelligence 10
      Luck 4

    • @thevibestationuwu4081
      @thevibestationuwu4081 5 лет назад +97

      Max Strength, Agility, Who needs charisma when you can just punch them

    • @heitorsilva6897
      @heitorsilva6897 5 лет назад +56

      Speech: -7

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +27

      Really intelligent people know that maxing out Charisma, Luck and Dexterity is what you need to do.
      Intelligence becomes pointless and needless at this point. Which--anybody with any actual intellect would be able to come to this conclusion.

  • @LolitaCraft
    @LolitaCraft 4 года назад +1270

    Funny thing is I go to a science school so I'm surrounded by really smart people and nobody talks or acts like this. Instead you have people who put rubber bands on a watermelon until it explodes, drop lightbulbs from the sixth floor, or break three of the anatomy lab's scalpels trying to carve a pumpkin.

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 4 года назад +180

      At MIT people drop pianos off a building

    • @duck966
      @duck966 4 года назад +74

      @@waharadome They WHAT

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 4 года назад +47

      @@duck966 search for 'Baker house piano drop'

    • @olympianrenegade5433
      @olympianrenegade5433 4 года назад +139

      I am a college student that works in the STEM Center as a tutor. Me and a coworker get excited over the 3D printer. Also, we talked how when making spaghetti sometimes people add salt the water to help lower the boiling point. The science is that whenever you add impurities to a solvent (in this case water) boiling point gets lower. Their revelation is that we don't necessarily have to use salt. We can use sugar to boil pasta. It became blursed after that

    • @LolitaCraft
      @LolitaCraft 4 года назад +171

      ​@@olympianrenegade5433 Boiling pasta in sugar? You've mamma'd your last mia.
      Universities are such blursed places it blows my mind. A few years ago we had a really bad flood and some dude was just kayaking down the sidewalks like nobody's business, and yesterday I heard our marching band's drumline arguing whose turn it was on the braincell.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +5547

    These people must’ve watched a lot of Richard and Mortimer.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 5 лет назад +155

      Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear rchartd and the mortimer

    • @secondhandsand9833
      @secondhandsand9833 5 лет назад +25

      Deported

    • @epicwocky
      @epicwocky 5 лет назад +89

      *Rickolas

    • @FirstnameLastname77777
      @FirstnameLastname77777 5 лет назад +11

      You and axxl are everywhere

    • @lewisholt2899
      @lewisholt2899 5 лет назад +27

      How to properly clean your metal computer IM HALF VINEGAR HALF WATER AND SALT MARINATED RICHARD!

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +3292

    *_I’m am an intellekchual._*

    • @mac1815
      @mac1815 5 лет назад +6

      Yo

    • @michaelallen4331
      @michaelallen4331 5 лет назад +3

      Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN

    • @Nadia-rh4kq
      @Nadia-rh4kq 5 лет назад +62

      ummmm akchually it’s spelled “intellectual”. get ur grammar right sweaty 🤗🤗

    • @snurf
      @snurf 5 лет назад +36

      @@Nadia-rh4kq *uh sweaty, ats speled actually, my iq is 40 gazolion*

    • @typaair
      @typaair 5 лет назад +27

      Nadia actually it’s spelled Iитеггестцаг

  • @SimpleFlips
    @SimpleFlips 5 лет назад +1777

    This Roxanne cover jives with me

    • @baileyjohnson1905
      @baileyjohnson1905 5 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @Brio24
      @Brio24 5 лет назад +26

      SimpleFlips ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE

    • @cartoli5616
      @cartoli5616 5 лет назад +12

      Shootoots to sooploofloops

    • @reeceulf
      @reeceulf 5 лет назад +7

      I would tell you to expand your horizons but honestly, with the shit that gets song requested, you've probably heard everything by now... I can see why you stick with Roxanne.

    • @fatguyatmcdonalds2067
      @fatguyatmcdonalds2067 5 лет назад +6

      Simpleouts for shoutflips

  • @pistolpackinmama8295
    @pistolpackinmama8295 4 года назад +707

    The person talking about Black Holes wasn't even correct. He has shown that he has no actual knowledge in the subject. 10/10 r/iamverysmart material

    • @jarahfluxman20
      @jarahfluxman20 4 года назад +62

      Guy needs to take special relativity 101 lol

    • @benedekszatmary7063
      @benedekszatmary7063 4 года назад +45

      Yeah the question was like a story of a z category scifi movie

    • @geminiadastra8662
      @geminiadastra8662 4 года назад +39

      Lmao my high school astronomy class covered this for like two days with the first day being a crash course video and i still understand more about special relativity than this dingus

    • @ClikcerProductions
      @ClikcerProductions 4 года назад +37

      @@jarahfluxman20 And give him a general relativity class while he's at it, his entire conception of how gravity works with light seems to be wrong

    • @kiwibuddy5341
      @kiwibuddy5341 4 года назад +41

      Please for the love of god help me because I'm confused too and I hate that I don't know the answer, also explain like I'm in middle school because that's when I tapped out of listening to science class and started learning to draw dragons

  • @leolunchbox4543
    @leolunchbox4543 5 лет назад +769

    These people took those five-minute-crafts "if you solve the question in 5 seconds you have a high iq"

    • @quietkilljoy
      @quietkilljoy 5 лет назад +7

      Leo Lunchbox I always take those and I go in with the mindset that I’ll kick ass at them and I always fail miserably, I never learn. It’s always the tests fault, I tell myself as I click on the 4th one in a row that I’ll inevitably fail at.

    • @lumbajackthumbs7755
      @lumbajackthumbs7755 5 лет назад +27

      If you find the 1 in under 5 seconds you have at least 200 IQ
      lll1llll

    • @unoriginalyoutubename8761
      @unoriginalyoutubename8761 5 лет назад +20

      @@lumbajackthumbs7755
      I saw it immediately. Does that mean my IQ is 2000?

    • @rosepiercedx
      @rosepiercedx 5 лет назад +6

      HARPER DODD I saw it in 666 seconds, what does that mean?

    • @rodolfoinnocentirisaliti390
      @rodolfoinnocentirisaliti390 5 лет назад +2

      @@rosepiercedx uhhhh, it means "u dumb"

  • @BugBeebles
    @BugBeebles 5 лет назад +2811

    Onision doesn't like "underdeveloped brains" and yet he sure loves "underdeveloped" women
    Hmmmmmmmmm

  • @ChrysanthemumLelie
    @ChrysanthemumLelie 5 лет назад +2055

    Onision is basically r/iamverysmart but a person

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +187

      He encompasses many sub reddits, not just iamverysmart but it is one of the top ones. Actually if there was a website that combined the worst of Reddit, 4chan, Tumblr and political youtube and turned it into a person, it would be Onision

    • @ashc3504
      @ashc3504 5 лет назад +3

      mhm

    • @seaside9791
      @seaside9791 5 лет назад +140

      r/Imatotalpieceofshit is probably also a big part of his personality tbh

    • @zoisite_moon2828
      @zoisite_moon2828 5 лет назад +17

      Onision: r/iamverysmart
      MovieBob: Hold my beer.

    • @Chiller-pc1dv
      @Chiller-pc1dv 5 лет назад +25

      Dude says he wants all non adults to unsubscribe from him......but like 90% of his fans are pre teens lmao. Tbh, in that case I wouldn't mind if all of his fans who are minors unsubscribe, and then watch him just bitch so hard online, lol.

  • @elliot6166
    @elliot6166 4 года назад +634

    Onision hates reading comments from underdeveloped brains but he loves rating the bodies they’re in

  • @elden1320
    @elden1320 5 лет назад +299

    *Acts like a narcissist, berates and belittles those they deem stupid*
    "Why does everyone hate me? Shaking my corpus callosum, cranium and hippocampus"

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 5 лет назад +24

      Don't do that in public, there are children present.

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull 5 лет назад +2

      ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 5 лет назад +2

      That's the common sense that the vast majority of those douchebags lack

  • @machine146
    @machine146 5 лет назад +2254

    I am so smart. I completed a puzzle that is labels 2-3 years in 1 year.

  • @eatsomeyellowpaint
    @eatsomeyellowpaint 5 лет назад +2105

    “My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly high” “I’ve never actually taken an IQ test”

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 года назад +41

      *”Wait that’s illegal”*

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +2

      @@coleglassner449 oml you're such a clown

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +3

      @@coleglassner449 youre* so far you arent holding up to your claims...

    • @coleglassner449
      @coleglassner449 4 года назад +7

      booty_ hunter420, Also I Really Don’t Care For Grammar Police. I Don’t Care About My Grammar When Talking To Random Ass Strangers. It’s Not Like I’m Interviewing For A Job. Bruh. Your Really Failing To Make Me Mad. You Won’t Ruin My Mood, I Don’t Care About Your Opinion... People Should Stop Caring About Things You Should Not Care About. Again I Don’t Care. Just So You Don’t Jump To Any Conclusions, I’m Replying For Fun. This Reply Does Not Mean I Care At All.

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +33

      @@coleglassner449 oh my god it's like a free comedy show keep going

  • @Adroyo
    @Adroyo 4 года назад +350

    I'm the second smartest person in my entire house and I'm sure others are extremely jealous.
    My home is just my wife and I.

    • @KM-hv1jg
      @KM-hv1jg 4 года назад +44

      Me too! (It’s just me and my cat.)

    • @streylok439
      @streylok439 4 года назад +8

      Kristin Moody how smart is your cat dude?

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 4 года назад +16

      @@streylok439 so... do you remember that stock image of the cat professor xD

    • @streylok439
      @streylok439 4 года назад +6

      Jaime Gallego yea I think so

    • @Joghurt2499
      @Joghurt2499 3 года назад +7

      I want to get a dog as soon as I start working and have figured out my time schedule. But not a bloody collie because I bet that dog will become better at math than I within months

  • @peach6648
    @peach6648 4 года назад +540

    ‘Lemme guess, you watch Rick and Morty?’
    ‘Oh so much’ was the funniest part of this whole video

    • @peach6648
      @peach6648 4 года назад +19

      anyway it honestly amazes me that people like this actually exist

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread 3 года назад +25

      the thing that kills me is that he didnt even think anything of the question

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +10

      As someone who enjoys watching Rick and Morty, how can someone be so NOT self aware?

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +3

      *excited gasp* is this the marmarius one?!

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +371

    “When I was young I admired intelligent people. Now that I am old I admire kind people.”
    -Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel
    Being a smart ass stops being cute around puberty, being a good person never goes out of style.

    • @eyelessjack8260
      @eyelessjack8260 5 лет назад +19

      I mean..
      In my experience, genuinely smart people were also kind. Maybe it has to do with what you perceive as an intelligent person? but for me, being book-smart or holding good knowledge in something (e.g. maths) isn't what's judged as a bright individual. Much more for a smart-ass. A smart-ass isn't an intellectual in the ways I see it.
      Knowing how to solve a hard math issue isn't equal to having high-functioning reasoning skills. I know quite a bunch of people who were geniuses with numbers, but not with the world, neither themselves. Kind of like these people we are mocking in r/Iamverysmart.

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +8

      Eyeless Jack I agree with a lot of what you said. Though I think that a lot of intellectuals are also smart asses

    • @eyelessjack8260
      @eyelessjack8260 5 лет назад

      @shi. Nope. I know what wisdom is. I simply don't think people quite know what being smart is..

    • @Bri-lk7re
      @Bri-lk7re 5 лет назад +1

      Eyeless Jack Nah being wise and being smart are very similar, but I believe you definitely meant wise. Very smart people can, more likely than not, be assholes

    • @eyelessjack8260
      @eyelessjack8260 5 лет назад

      @@Bri-lk7re I can understand why anyone would be confused for my definitions of smart and wise, but I really can't say I can change my mind on that. Could be just my encounters and my way of making reason out of it. If I had to explain it..
      I don't think anyone who can solve tricky math problems, or is very knowledgeable in general, is also smart, because everyone could be as good as them with a drive and some will. Our brains are good like that, we can learn anything if we study it. And if we are dedicated to it, we can definitely be masters.
      What I truly see as intelligence is when someone has a good understanding of the world around him (/her).
      A.k.a. awareness.
      Knowing a bit of yourself; such as, why you say the things that you say, why you do the things that you do, is all a part of being aware of yourself.
      These people in r/Iamverysmart aren't being mocked because they are great at something, right?
      They're being mocked for their huge lack of self-awareness. Maybe they were fed the usual "you are a very smart kid" a lot, because their grades were impressively high, so their egos grew big and their thinking faultered.
      To me, being smart is something that isn't coming off from books. It's your brain's ability to understand everything for what it is, and not to just study and excell.
      I hope it's a little bit easier to see what I mean.

  • @beigefig
    @beigefig 4 года назад +942

    1:15 omg what a fricking legend he literally waited 4 years and texted her the *same day* (4 years later)

    • @phantomwolf2141
      @phantomwolf2141 4 года назад +69

      THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @phantomwolf2141
      @phantomwolf2141 4 года назад +111

      @ then you would remember he is an old Indian guy

    • @nathanielwhite298
      @nathanielwhite298 4 года назад +27

      @ it's worth something, for sure

    • @sand_sundae
      @sand_sundae 4 года назад +25

      Four years and five minutes

    • @badsoup8857
      @badsoup8857 4 года назад +46

      He has probably set a calendar reminder

  • @computergenerated3833
    @computergenerated3833 4 года назад +81

    4:45 remember when Chandler and Monica want a letter of recommendation from Joey for an adoption agency but then Ross shows him what a thesaurus is and Joey uses it on every word and turns “they are warm, nice people with big hearts” to “they are humid pre-possessing Homo sapiens with full sized aortic pumps” lmao

  • @happyolucky5354
    @happyolucky5354 4 года назад +2003

    Some plebian told me that my iq was the same as my shoe size, but jokes on him because i have big feet

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад +128

      European shoe sizes are like 6 times bigger than US shoe sizes. This is why Americans think Europeans are smart.

    • @ArkadianDream
      @ArkadianDream 4 года назад +71

      Yeah but like......our maxxxx sizes are like 48 to idk like 53 or smth and that's still......Well yeah might be better than the average American I guess

    • @ArkadianDream
      @ArkadianDream 4 года назад +35

      Yeah, sort of like how my comment was also a joke, chill the fuck out people

    • @germangamingvideos6069
      @germangamingvideos6069 4 года назад +5

      @PENIS MUNCHER Shoe size?

    • @joethemallard5514
      @joethemallard5514 4 года назад +26

      "You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 Nike's. Men's size 13 Nike's. Beat that."
      - tall girl

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere 5 лет назад +840

    They all Act like how a 9 year old Thinks a smart person would act
    "i do math in my free time" yeah okay i bet that's what a smart person would do

    • @madsante
      @madsante 5 лет назад +144

      @David Clinging What they probably don't do is brag about doing math in their spare time.

    • @tavoknaza7086
      @tavoknaza7086 4 года назад +4

      And how many mathematical Geniuses do any of you know to have Authority on this?

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 4 года назад +24

      madsante my friend isn’t genius level but he’s really smart. He likes using math for hypothetical situations. Like what would happen if all the dogs and all the cats in the world, were put together and flung into space. The absurdity of the idea and the challenge of doing the math, entertains him

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад +3

      @David Clinging It´s called recreational mathematics for a reason!

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 4 года назад +2

      Since I retired I have been following those sort of videos just to try to keep my brain active

  • @naomi-iz3zn
    @naomi-iz3zn 5 лет назад +926

    My senior year of high school this freshman tried convincing me he was smart by "debunking the big bang'
    His argument?
    Explosions cant happen in space.
    What

    • @419fish
      @419fish 5 лет назад +137

      some people say there are no "explosions" in space. The explosions shown in space movies would be silent since space is a vacuum. So by "explosion" they just mean the sound. I think he took this literally to mean physical items can't explode in space ....which is dumb

    • @naomi-iz3zn
      @naomi-iz3zn 5 лет назад +102

      @@419fish that's what I told him, actually. I asked him to explain how supernovas are created with that theory, and he pretty much just said I was stupid and ended the conversation. But obviously the people around us that were listening just looked at me and laughed at his ridiculousness

    • @spaceghosttoast
      @spaceghosttoast 5 лет назад +23

      Naomi Williams That kinda sounds like how i was freshman year with religious debates.Holy moly if I could go back and slap freshman year me for being so woefully stupid and ignorant. Nothing has changed in these past 3 years, only difference is have recognized how truly stupid I really am

    • @quietkilljoy
      @quietkilljoy 5 лет назад +24

      Space Ghost that seems to be the major difference between being 14 and being grown, finally being able to acknowledge and laugh at the fact that you don’t know everything. It’s a nice threshold to cross, life is more entertaining when you let yourself actually learn things.

    • @BLaRgXrvbX
      @BLaRgXrvbX 5 лет назад +23

      In my Junior year Programming class, I sat next to a kid who tried very hard to be smart.
      He was the epitome of the physicals stereotype, which may explain why he tried so hard. He was pale, wore glasses, talked with that high-pitch and slight lisp, spoke very clearly, and presented himself well.
      The thing is, he constantly made a big deal about "educating" people in our free periods. One day, he tried to explain that, "pure water is actually toxic to humans," and, "The only reason we can drink it is because of the impurities." I didn't know where to begin, so I just cringed and turned to my computer.
      Some other time, he pulled up a video of a 3-D cube rendering that constantly folded over itself and tried to explain to a small crowd that it was "an example of a 4-dimensional object." When asked what he thought the "4th dimension" was, he stuttered and tried to say that "it's more complicated than that."
      He also struggled in the class, grade-wise, because he refused people's help, being so much smarter than everyone else.

  • @coldsalad6686
    @coldsalad6686 4 года назад +407

    Life advice : If you have a friend like this,
    Don't.

  • @anolexolliver
    @anolexolliver 4 года назад +421

    I love using big words, it makes me feel very photosynthesis.

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад +22

      I love using big words too, it makes me feel so dectillion that I just crap myself

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +26

      Indubitably, my unequivocally magnanimous companion.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 3 года назад +11

      mathematics surrounds me

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 года назад +9

      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Look I can be smart too!

    • @pomian5062
      @pomian5062 3 года назад +11

      I love using French words as well, it gives me the feeling of faux intelligence that I love.

  • @PeninsulaPaintings
    @PeninsulaPaintings 5 лет назад +690

    These people need to learn about the Dunning-Kruger effect. People greatly overestimate their own cognitive abilities, the more you brag about your own high intellect, you're more than likely flaunting the exact opposite.

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 5 лет назад +2

      top ten normal distributions easily

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 5 лет назад +29

      Even those who are actually intelligent can be Dunning-Kruger case studies; example - Kent Hovind. He's not unintelligent; he's inflexible.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад +20

      Well, that and the fact that they want imaginary ass-pats.
      Otherwise, they would actually challenge their "intelligence" and not brag about it on fucking Facebook.
      Challenging their intellectual abilities would actually destroy their self-image, and judging by the shit they write, they are not the type of person to survive that psychological shock...

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 лет назад +15

      The Dunning-Kruger effect, or being too dumb to even know how dumb you are.

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 лет назад

      @@zyaicob is your username an actual website? I can't find it.

  • @Graysett
    @Graysett 5 лет назад +538

    Holy shit, that guy actually waited almost exactly 4 years to the exact minute. Honestly, I've gotta respect the dedication, lmfao.

  • @munchycrunchybread
    @munchycrunchybread 3 года назад +108

    1:55 love how this guy is implying that when he doesnt consume bean juice, he loses the ability to count

    • @the_goddess_1859
      @the_goddess_1859 Год назад

      So addicted to caffeine that you can't function without it?
      Some low IQ shit

  • @lancem3443
    @lancem3443 4 года назад +2982

    I like how you blurred out everyones name except for Onision

    • @Sleeepyboyouthere
      @Sleeepyboyouthere 4 года назад +17

      Where is that in the video??

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 4 года назад +229

      the people who post them to reddit blur them out. sorrow doesn’t.

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 4 года назад +66

      he deserves it

    • @DragonOfVenezuela
      @DragonOfVenezuela 4 года назад +153

      Not only is it the redditors who blur it, but he's also a public figure so he doesn't get censored

    • @korngotmuted1112
      @korngotmuted1112 4 года назад +6

      @disabled account just imagine Onision singing "hips tic toc when i dance"

  • @zombie_funeral
    @zombie_funeral 5 лет назад +564

    I'd love to see two of these "iamverysmart" guys get into an argument. They'd be at each other's necks for weeks lol

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +26

      Like a feminist vs. Ben Shapiro.

    • @sky-vv7zl
      @sky-vv7zl 5 лет назад +14

      like a lot of youtube arguments? go on any political video :)

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 5 лет назад +9

      this would either create a cure between every issue in the war
      Or cause utter chaos
      Mostly utter chaos

    • @mehwhatever1402
      @mehwhatever1402 5 лет назад +1

      Callum Carter yeah not surprised lmao

    • @somerandomguy3275
      @somerandomguy3275 5 лет назад +7

      At each others neckbeards 😂

  • @AunoDoesStuff
    @AunoDoesStuff 4 года назад +538

    1:38 when you're so desperate to defend your reputation/ego that you correct someone online for *C A P I T A L I Z A T I O N*

    • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
      @hiitsnicetomeetyou 4 года назад +60

      I also love that when corrected on a stupid mistake he made, the pretentious guy had to resort to "correcting" the other comment's capitalization. He was acting all holier than thou and intelligent over a fucking typo, but he doesn't know how to do addition. Bruh

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 года назад +46

      @@hiitsnicetomeetyou Also, "I made a "small" mistake, which doesn't matter, but *you* made a small mistake!", and "one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make" -> "A bad mathematician does not make errors", which doesn't make sense at all.

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @waharadome
      @waharadome 4 года назад +4

      @@Ze_eT nah that last one did make sense, "you need to make many (more than one) mistakes to be a bad mathematician"

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 года назад +6

      @@waharadome That would be "One mathematical error _itself_ does not _make_ a bad mathematician."

  • @snosibsnob3930
    @snosibsnob3930 4 года назад +180

    That light black hole thing isn’t true. Einstein’s theory of relativity states that nothing can accelerate beyond the speed of light, and light, no matter what it is relative to, travels the speed of light. To compensate, time will relatively slow down as something accelerates. Light, if “sped up” will just blueshift.

    • @scottc1857
      @scottc1857 4 года назад +9

      Meh...
      Nah we don't really know exactly what happens one way or another anything like for sure.
      Physics gets really fucky in extreme situations like this.
      Also there's the whole galactic red/blue shift thing where for all we know a good chunk of the universe is traveling way faster than C... Or could be?
      A lot of that stuff is at best a guess and math that's inconclusive

    • @snosibsnob3930
      @snosibsnob3930 4 года назад +14

      Scott C when we are talking about galaxies traveling faster than light, that is due to the expansion and geometry of space, not the momentum of galaxies

    • @ClikcerProductions
      @ClikcerProductions 4 года назад +19

      He also clearly hasn't heard of general relativity, because the reason light falls into a black hole and can't escape isn't because the black hole is making it go faster, but is a result of the fact that mass bends space time

    • @Inferno144
      @Inferno144 4 года назад +10

      Black Holes in general have always interested me but since Im a dumbass I can't wrap my head around it and even looking up things I feel like Im not getting the full picture. Like what the hell even is a 'blueshift' ?

    • @raynachristian4627
      @raynachristian4627 4 года назад +5

      So if light is sucked in a black hole time goes slower? I’m a freshman so I only understood like three of those words

  • @dajitag8550
    @dajitag8550 4 года назад +1739

    My IQ is 89 okay. I know that it might seem very high but I’m very humble about it. All you peons might be able to reach my level but just know it’s a pipe dream. I start my “special education classes”, yes they had to move me into a better class, on Monday and I’ll be on my way to being the next god

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 года назад +19

      Dajita g my IQ is 180!

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 4 года назад +65

      Hahahahaha my IQ IS -118371836191929783838193904717184671718813!!!

    • @drmeatball711
      @drmeatball711 4 года назад +8

      @Tara Saran bullshit. The world record is like 200 is

    • @horseless.headman
      @horseless.headman 4 года назад +101

      @@drmeatball711 whOOOOSh

    • @ibavider
      @ibavider 4 года назад +72

      @@drmeatball711 r/whooosh

  • @AlabamaBoiz
    @AlabamaBoiz 5 лет назад +652

    why did onion boy ask his entire fanbase to unfollow him???

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 5 лет назад +55

      Triple oof

    • @charliemcqueen2023
      @charliemcqueen2023 5 лет назад +51

      Onion boy just wants to be able to argue that he's toooootally not trying to hit on little girls

    • @quietkilljoy
      @quietkilljoy 5 лет назад +8

      Kelly McQueen exactly, he is trying to rid himself of the temptation 😂

    • @sanxxxx
      @sanxxxx 5 лет назад +6

      He barely gets 5k views on a video on his main channel now - his fanbase is dead.

    • @parkingl0ttr0ll
      @parkingl0ttr0ll 5 лет назад +1

      Legitimate0073 because his 13 year old girlfriend is jealous of all the little girls in his DMs

  • @LittleStarIsland
    @LittleStarIsland 5 лет назад +1663

    “four female ghost busters the feminist are taking over!”
    I’m an adult *Impubes*

    • @lakebuchman4909
      @lakebuchman4909 5 лет назад +56

      Shut up virginius fortnius. Smh Fucking people I have an iq of -7 and tgey think they're geniuses

    • @Cheese0603
      @Cheese0603 5 лет назад +22

      This is an under rated comment

    • @onespookyboy660
      @onespookyboy660 5 лет назад +24

      @@lakebuchman4909 You disgusting peasant, I am pretty much the the Queen of low IQ, so back off you troglodyte

    • @lakebuchman4909
      @lakebuchman4909 5 лет назад +10

      @@onespookyboy660 OH WOW YOU QUADRIRALITETHAN I SAID -7 I MEANT -7 TRILLION!

    • @onespookyboy660
      @onespookyboy660 5 лет назад +7

      @@lakebuchman4909 I H A V E - 7 I N F I N I T E IQ POINTS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH MY THEOLOGY VIDEOS P E A S A N T

  • @cali7056
    @cali7056 4 года назад +322

    “i took an iq test a few weeks ago”
    “i got a perfect score”
    Always the anime pfp

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 3 года назад +7

      Fucking anime profiles

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 года назад +8

      🎶 *anime profile pictures. they are pretty funny. but they are always assholes* 🎶

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 года назад +12

      how much do you wanna bet it was an online test which just says perfect every time?

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 3 года назад +16

      That one was joke i am almost sure.

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 года назад +9

      @@KaraokeNig yeah that had to have been a joke. You can't get a perfect score on an IQ test lol

  • @giuliana3857
    @giuliana3857 5 лет назад +914

    "this is a porn site, Socrates" LMAOOOOOO

    • @jasmynmyers5176
      @jasmynmyers5176 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha I enjoy people like you.

    • @thirstysquidward3554
      @thirstysquidward3554 5 лет назад +11

      What happened to her nipples

    • @KG-vh1lo
      @KG-vh1lo 5 лет назад +4

      If it works, it works.

    • @SanityVideo
      @SanityVideo 5 лет назад +13

      Actually if you knew anything about Socrates you would know he didn't just quote sayings like that. Anyone who finds that Socrates comment funny clearly needs to read more so they can become capable of participating in an intellectually stimulating conversation.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +23

      @@SanityVideo I'm trying to tell if this is satire or not

  • @zeldahistorian
    @zeldahistorian 5 лет назад +386

    "People who boast about their IQ scores are losers."
    -Stephen Hawking

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 5 лет назад +7

      Kerianne Tennis May the legend Rest In Peace.

    • @mrping4087
      @mrping4087 5 лет назад +40

      ”People who copy paste comments for likes are idiots.”
      -Big Chungus

    • @TheHeartOfTheEvil
      @TheHeartOfTheEvil 5 лет назад +31

      @@mrping4087
      "So guys we did it"
      -Thicc Lesbian

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 лет назад

      Rip 😞🙏🏼

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 лет назад +4

      Mr Ping _That’s how mafia works_

  • @far_centrist
    @far_centrist 5 лет назад +224

    intelligent person is capable of explaining complicated things in a simple manner,
    self-proclaimed intellect is capable of explaining simple things in the most complicated manner.

    • @foldedphoenix4385
      @foldedphoenix4385 5 лет назад +21

      The only difference between the 2 is that one has a thesaurus, and the other intelligence.

    • @nine-vi7rw
      @nine-vi7rw 5 лет назад +17

      Reminds me of that quote from Einstein; - If you're not able to explain it simply, then you don't understand it enough.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад +1

      And this is why I hate most of my teachers.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад +2

      @@nine-vi7rw I think it was Richard Feynman. "The great explainer".
      Look for the "Feynman technique". It's one of the ultimate lifehacks for students of anything.

    • @victoriawhite9798
      @victoriawhite9798 5 лет назад +7

      That’s exactly what I was thinking!
      I had the “pleasure” to meet a guy that belonged to “the top 0.1% of people in terms of IQ”. He talked jn big words, I told him I don’t understand, he did the usualy iamverysmart things. Told me that it was okay, he’s used to people not understanding him, after all not everyone can reach his level of intellect... etc. Didn’t even try to explain anything because “i wouldn’t understand”.
      On the other hand I had the ACTUAL pleasure of talking with a very-very smart yet extremely humble guy. We talked about spacey things because we were both interested in it. He was explaining a theory about the universe and how it’s possible that it keeps growing in size and then collapsing, and I told him I didn’t really understand. He said it was fine and started explaining it to me in a way I actually undersood it. I praised him for how smart he is especially compared to me, and he went ahead saying that it’s not that he’s smart and I’m so dumb, it’s just that he spent years reading about the universe so he knows a lot, and I spent time with other things and know more about those than him. The point is he was super humble and polite and I didn’t feel dumb throughout the whole thing.

  • @lololulu1238
    @lololulu1238 3 года назад +51

    10:53 dude I watched the godfather at 12 and had the iq of a literal lightly salted baked potato

    • @v0rtexbeater
      @v0rtexbeater 3 года назад +10

      Watched it when I was 14 and I didn't understand any of it
      Watched it again a few months ago at 20 and I understood some of it.
      I'm obviously a genius.

  • @servillian2363
    @servillian2363 5 лет назад +1280

    I’m 14 and watch stimulating movies like Shrek and Bee Movie.
    I have the highest intellectual capacity of my generation for liking such refined entertainment. Everyone else my age is a complete imbecile.

    • @fin7010
      @fin7010 5 лет назад +51

      S o. S o p h i s t i c a t e d
      😂

    • @anniejones3634
      @anniejones3634 5 лет назад +56

      Ha! *I* was watching the Bee Movie by the time I was a toddler! I credit this and my natural intellectual capacity to my exceptionally high IQ.

    • @sh00kspeared73
      @sh00kspeared73 5 лет назад +27

      Fool! I am only three years old and I have disproven Evolution, written five novels comparable Lord of the Rings, and translated the Epic of Gilgamesh from its original Akkadian language! Using basic deduction, I can guess that your IQ isn't near as high as my incredible IQ of 1,987!

    • @TinTin12121
      @TinTin12121 5 лет назад +10

      You don’t watch.............. lazy town?

    • @antiscribe4150
      @antiscribe4150 5 лет назад +4

      I amst quite intellagent

  • @spaceghosttoast
    @spaceghosttoast 5 лет назад +329

    I hate how a ton of pseudo intellectuals use musical taste as an insult. It's the epitome of ignorance to believe any type of music has greater value than another. Music is one of the most subjective things and these guys act like you're only allowed to enjoy classical music or at the latest oldies from the 80s. Musical pretentiousness is one of the most annoying things I've come across. I've gone way off topic now but holy damn I needed to vent

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 5 лет назад +30

      Agreed. I am classically trained and can say from experience, the best musicians I've ever met listen to all sorts of things, both obscure and popular. Music is like food. There is a place in the world for both cheap fast-food and expensive fancy pants cuisine. As long as it's prepared in a way that isn't blatantly objectionable, it only really comes down one's willingness and ability to appreciate what it offers and then personal taste. Someone that thinks eating fast-food is disgusting is just as bad as the guy who only eats fast-food.

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru 5 лет назад +17

      r/failedwhooshbait

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, no, rappers are still dumb

    • @mrzhyde9139
      @mrzhyde9139 5 лет назад +1

      While I agree I saw a statistic once that said of the people who were studied, the ones with higher IQs listened primarily to rock music while the people who listened to rap had lower IQs. But of course those are the people that were in that specific study and so that doesn't speak for the entirety of the human race

    • @handsomesquidward121
      @handsomesquidward121 5 лет назад +14

      All music has value, but we can all agree that Lil Pump is the most brilliant mind music has ever had.

  • @Rainkit
    @Rainkit 5 лет назад +346

    I love it when they try to use fancy words, but use them completely wrong. Like did that guys just use proxemics because the word proximity is too well known?

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 5 лет назад +40

      Have you heard it at least once in your life? Yes? Then its too common for such an intellectually advanced god.

    • @eliheinrichs1185
      @eliheinrichs1185 5 лет назад +28

      AKArainkit they just use larger words to make themselves sound extremely photosynthetic

    • @nomorerounds
      @nomorerounds 5 лет назад

      waht

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +6

      ah yes i love doing pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovolcaniconiosised gurtwehts

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 лет назад +4

      Haha yeah its supercalafragalisticexpialidociously hilarious when primitive Neanderthals imitate the extreme intelligence of futuristic hyperbeings such as I

  • @IndellableHatesHandles
    @IndellableHatesHandles 3 года назад +38

    "This is a p**n site, Socrates."
    Brilliant.

  • @StriiderEclipse
    @StriiderEclipse 5 лет назад +181

    “My IQ is almost embarrassingly high”
    “I’ve never actually taken an IQ test”
    Man, he’s definitely got a towering IQ, he doesn’t even need to take the test to know

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 5 лет назад +2

      that one was 100% a joke. Sometimes it's hard to tell, but I'm sure about that one.

  • @Skiivin
    @Skiivin 5 лет назад +130

    7:35.
    Black holes don't SPEED UP light, they bend it. Which is why we can't see it. That shit's like middle school science bro. You're not smart.

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 4 года назад +10

      I don't know... If a black hole exerts force on the object, unless the force is only directly perpendicular (which would make no sense, as the light wouldn't be pulled in), it will give the light an acceleration, which will speed it up. F=ma, meaning a=F/m.
      Edit: aaaaand I've been proven wrong by a comment that does explain things in a more digestible way. Forgive my audacity to think you were wrong.

    • @guybrushthreepwood2014
      @guybrushthreepwood2014 4 года назад +1

      Well even IF it would speed up light it would basically work the same way a human uses a car. The fastest human is still slower than a car. So the human using the car would be faster than the "speed of human".

    • @cecemel5966
      @cecemel5966 4 года назад +2

      Radiofloyd 235 Stephen hawking wrote a book about this for people that don’t have any background in fysics. I think he discusses black holes and their effect on the speed of light in this book.
      Title: A brief history of time
      If you are interested in knowing more about this!

  • @katefraz
    @katefraz 5 лет назад +474

    That’s rich coming from Onision since the only people he seems to date are children🤔

    • @tritter15
      @tritter15 5 лет назад +8

      Kate Fraser LMAO 😂😂

    • @tanyak5870
      @tanyak5870 5 лет назад +44

      "I'm sick of reading tweets from people with underdeveloped brains"
      (Onision leaves the chat)

    • @griffinsonjupiter
      @griffinsonjupiter 5 лет назад +66

      "but I'm not sick of fucking underdeveloped brains"

    • @noyamanu1242
      @noyamanu1242 5 лет назад +10

      @@griffinsonjupiter Oof

    • @adamsfusion
      @adamsfusion 5 лет назад +10

      Ouch. Want some gravy with that roast?

  • @AZALEA_HG
    @AZALEA_HG 4 года назад +80

    The Dunning Kruger Effect is at it again, lads

    • @petrichor446
      @petrichor446 4 года назад +12

      yooo aint that the guy with the finger knives and deep fried face? /s

    • @fusbhas3191
      @fusbhas3191 3 года назад +14

      @@petrichor446 No, that's Johnny. That dude with the hockey mask from Tuesday the 10th. You're thinking about Freddy Fazbear from Nightmare on Sesame Street.

    • @SunnyIntervalsORG
      @SunnyIntervalsORG 3 года назад

      I thought she was the German bird from Inglourios Basterds??? 😁

  • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
    @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 5 лет назад +312

    Figured Onision would get on here somehow.

  • @thewidogasts6527
    @thewidogasts6527 5 лет назад +230

    5:46 I’ve been rejected from many jobs, obviously this means I am better than everyone

    • @LpSC2online
      @LpSC2online 5 лет назад

      Also does not mean that he is worse than anyone... Actually it does not mean anything.

    • @thesmashdancers105
      @thesmashdancers105 5 лет назад +10

      Ah yes. "I got turned away from a lot of jobs, so I'm clearly the best for any job!"

  • @GumshoeGamer
    @GumshoeGamer 5 лет назад +1320

    Did an IQ test, said I was a hufflepuff

    • @sacrecharlemagne2262
      @sacrecharlemagne2262 5 лет назад +59

      You have my condolences.

    • @plumella
      @plumella 5 лет назад +17

      I am very sorry

    • @user-ur7lp6sb8i
      @user-ur7lp6sb8i 5 лет назад +32

      Gumshoe Gamer
      Congrats! Welcome to the team!

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 лет назад +6

      Gumshoe Gamer I did a Hogwarts house quiz and I’m a Slytherin.

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 лет назад +20

      I did an IQ test and it said I was Starscream. stupid test doesn't even know that I'm Supreme Commander Lord Starscream. too smart even for an IQ test

  • @JamesTheAce0
    @JamesTheAce0 4 года назад +51

    Fact: people who brag about their IQ are definitely lying about said IQ.

  • @Memerguyy
    @Memerguyy 5 лет назад +814

    My IQ is so high that i know that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    • @owensurlet
      @owensurlet 5 лет назад +9

      Memerguy
      Gnarly

    • @roryconnor9525
      @roryconnor9525 5 лет назад +27

      maze bean

    • @davegamesgames42
      @davegamesgames42 5 лет назад +11

      *mitochondria ARE the powerhouse of the cell. It’s plural. Mitochondrion is the singular version

    • @jakesethner5647
      @jakesethner5647 5 лет назад +1

      Bean maze

    • @dannydalito9328
      @dannydalito9328 5 лет назад +3

      Can you translate that into English I’m not bilingual

  • @BiggieTrismegistus
    @BiggieTrismegistus 5 лет назад +647

    Part of being smart is realizing just how little you actually know.

    • @thecrazycatlady8290
      @thecrazycatlady8290 5 лет назад +159

      My favorite smart quote has to be "If You Can’t Explain it to a Six Year Old, You Don’t Understand it Yourself" - Albert Einstein because I think using more simple language is more effective than raping your thesaurus.

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus 5 лет назад +34

      The Crazy Cat Lady Richard Feynman says something very similar in "Surely You're Joking, Mr Feyman!" regarding postmodernists and their obscanturism. Using arcane terminology and vague wording to hide simple ideas is the height of pointless stupidity. Just say what you want to say.

    • @tryingtoart264
      @tryingtoart264 5 лет назад +8

      The Crazy Cat Lady r/brandnewsentence

    • @sinconstanza
      @sinconstanza 5 лет назад +2

      This deserves top comment.

    • @timothywillox8564
      @timothywillox8564 5 лет назад +5

      The Crazy Cat Lady That’s always the mantra you should go for when it comes to writing essays for exams

  • @QteaTheSwag
    @QteaTheSwag 5 лет назад +1040

    Onision may not like people with underdeveloped brains, but he sure doesn’t mind an underdeveloped body.

    • @blurrycryptid
      @blurrycryptid 5 лет назад +74

      Qtea831 oh SHIT

    • @coolstuff9521
      @coolstuff9521 5 лет назад +19

      P3do

    • @man3son1
      @man3son1 5 лет назад +62

      Hello, police? Im calling to report a rape attack, followed by murder, followed by more rape.

    • @woodzy136
      @woodzy136 5 лет назад +28

      His name is basically onisan

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk 5 лет назад +15

      vegetarian.......BBOOODYYYY

  • @jordanneal576
    @jordanneal576 3 года назад +67

    It's a good thing social media didn't exist when I was a teenager. I'd probably have ended up in one of these videos...

    • @deathahoy8971
      @deathahoy8971 3 года назад +16

      Well, if your embarrassed that means you’ve grown as a person

    • @jordanneal576
      @jordanneal576 3 года назад +9

      @@deathahoy8971 that's the hope

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 Год назад

      Same for me in middle school, except social media did exist and my parents (wisely) restricted my internet access.
      As for why, I had the excellent combo of heavy internalized misogyny (I was basically a Nice Guy [TM] except female; not the same as a Nice Girl); r/iamverysmart bs of complaining how intelligence is a curse; casual, ignorance-based racism (i.e. "why do minorities choose cheap houses and low wage jobs?" without considering long-standing cycles of socioeconomic oppression); and being a weeb.
      All rolled into one.

    • @gairisiuil
      @gairisiuil Год назад

      @@sadrabbit53 did you form those opinions yourself? or did you get them speaking to people in real life?

    • @sadrabbit53
      @sadrabbit53 Год назад

      @@gairisiuil Mostly by myself through ""impressive"" deduction and assumptive skills. I jumped to ignorant conclusions based on limited information I myself gathered through observation of my surroundings and popular media.
      I can't remember anyone in my personal circles who held those prejudices, at least outwardly. If anything, I was exposed to misandry, not misogyny.

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 5 лет назад +237

    "Let me guess, you watched Rick and Morty?"
    "Oh so much"

    • @shootbob79ps42
      @shootbob79ps42 5 лет назад +6

      U ed an IQ off atta leest 3000 t3 c0rr3ctly Und3rst4nd the j0k3s in R1ck 4nd m0rty.

    • @Immortalrounin
      @Immortalrounin 5 лет назад

      my IQ c137

    • @tureluur159
      @tureluur159 5 лет назад +2

      You obviously do not have a clue what you are talking about. You obviously meant Richard and Mortimer, pathetic. My IQ is indubitably way higher than yours.

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад

      Not smart enough to identify the equivalent of a box and string trap, anyway.
      Rickard and Mortimer is like cheese for these people.

  • @cynicalalpaca2333
    @cynicalalpaca2333 5 лет назад +143

    4:44 One thing that bothers me about these people is that the whole point of language is that you use it to communicate ideas. If you aren't communicating them effectively, you're doing language wrong. "I'll be damned if I ever allow your pressurised motor carelessness to flabbergast the proxemics of my humanoid sapience" is probably a grammatically valid sentence but the language is so unnecessarily ~intellectual~ that I'm still not entirely sure what he's trying to say. It would be more effective to say (wildly guessing at his intent here) "If I don't like you, you can't use my car" or "I'm amazed at how clumsy stupid people are" or "Some dick almost hit me on the highway today" or "People keep bumping into me and I don't like it" or "Don't come near me if I don't like you". And I don't even know if any of those are right! He could be saying something completely different! This one could also very well be a troll, though, the words make no sense together regardless of how much I reference a thesaurus
    And the "did she fall asleep?/i think you meant 'she fell asleep?'" exchange (14:25). Yes, those two sentences technically mean the same thing, but they aren't used the same way. "Did she fall asleep?" reads like you're honestly not sure and are looking for clarification, "She fell asleep?" reads like you already know she did and are asking in a sarcastic way. Words don't just mean their literal definition, every word comes with connotations. This is a little more subjective though so who knows maybe I'm in the minority and most people wouldn't read the sentences that way
    Anyway I used to act like these people so here's hoping they can all grow the hell up and realize they're being assholes

    • @Didndjsbfirbfjdnfurnfh
      @Didndjsbfirbfjdnfurnfh 5 лет назад +4

      cynicalalpaca I’m not sure either but I think he was trying to say don’t talk to me

    • @nowisee8309
      @nowisee8309 5 лет назад +2

      cynicalalpaca
      Thank you for your service

    • @user-gh8tw1ry3n
      @user-gh8tw1ry3n 5 лет назад +7

      I'm going to try to translate what the guy said. I think "pressurized motor" is referring to the person's body. "flabbergast" isn't an actual word as far as I know but based on the context it probably means "violate" in this sentence. "Proxemics" just means "proximity" or "personal space" in this case. "Humanoid sapience" is referring to himself. The whole sentence can be roughly translated to "I'll be damned if I ever allow your body to violate the personal space of my body." which can be rewritten as "I'll be damned if I ever allow you to enter my personal space". Also, using big words isn't always a bad thing. Words exist for a reason, and a lot of "big words" are just words that give more detail or are more specific to a certain situation so it kind of makes sense that people don't use them very often. However, I'm a huge fan of big words just because sometimes I want to describe something in a lot of detail where most words like "good" or "fun" don't do it justice, not because of any elitism or anything. Of course, there's a point where the usefulness of a word is outweighed by the fact that nobody understands what you're trying to say, which is where I try to stop. However, a lot of people simply hate big words because they assume that anyone who uses them is egotistical, even if they understand them which bothers me a lot. I can understand that, if someone uses a bunch of jargon or uses words in a way that doesn't make sense, but just because I say "nuanced" or "oblivious" every now and then doesn't mean I'm trying to brag. Pretty much everyone understands what those words mean but since they're considered "unnecessary" words I have to go out of my way analyze everything I say to make sure it doesn't sound pretentious why also getting my idea across.

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 лет назад +6

      Elitarism is one big reason academics (or at least college students) have a bad reputation.
      If you can't explain a complicated thing in a way your grandma can get it, you aren't fully grasping that very thing. At least this is what a (very down to earth) neurologist & physicist once told me (after i had watched his comedy show doing exactly that).

    • @user-wj6eq1cx7x
      @user-wj6eq1cx7x 5 лет назад +4

      @@user-gh8tw1ry3n Flabbergast is an actual word as far as I know (maybe not as common in the US). I think it is usually taken to mean astonished or surprised/taken aback although I don't think it's used as in a positive context, eg "Some guy just punted a dog in front of me. I was flabbergasted." I appreciate your translation of the smart guy's jargon though it sounds like he's a little too fond of the ol' thesaurus. Op is right, language is primarily a communication tool. If you sound like you're having a stroke instead, you're probably doing it wrong.

  • @neckpeck2738
    @neckpeck2738 5 лет назад +840

    9:12 onision would legitimately lose all of his followers that way... if only...

    • @GothKatt
      @GothKatt 5 лет назад +48

      He's already losing relevancy and being reduced to a lolcow, not much to worry about.

    • @bibinch5537
      @bibinch5537 5 лет назад +8

      I have no clue who this person is. Can someone tell me who he is and why people don’t like him?

    • @aurora_boketto7746
      @aurora_boketto7746 5 лет назад +22

      @@bibinch5537 He's a youtuber. Watch his videos and you'll figure it out lol He's done some pretty fd-up stuff man

    • @alittlemoresonic42
      @alittlemoresonic42 5 лет назад +22

      @@bibinch5537 A youtuber who is a shitty person. He was popular in maybe 2009-2010

    • @obissyanna
      @obissyanna 5 лет назад +2

      @@bibinch5537 he's a youtuber, people don't like him cause he speaks the truth that people are too scared to hear :/ He's actually a super cool guy, not popular anymore, but his old content is gold.

  • @rustyshackleford5830
    @rustyshackleford5830 Год назад +18

    I wish this guy still uploaded. This stuff is comedy genius.

  • @Dr.Yakub22
    @Dr.Yakub22 5 лет назад +2229

    Nice video.

    • @7eartcat248
      @7eartcat248 5 лет назад +13

      oh hi mark damn what a queen

    • @TheArmyOfGoats
      @TheArmyOfGoats 5 лет назад +49

      What a story Mark.... anyway, how is your sex life?

    • @Watchdog-vf8ug
      @Watchdog-vf8ug 5 лет назад +14

      Aeris Martinez And all the girls asked me to marry them

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 лет назад +6

      that is what it would say on my grave if I were capable of dying

    • @ilovecoppercab
      @ilovecoppercab 5 лет назад +3

      I did naaaaaaat

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 лет назад +1322

    Mom says it's my turn with the IQ

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +184

    "Let me guess, you watch Rick and Morty?"
    "Oh so much"
    That end reaction made me literally laugh out loud. Here's to you, SorrowTV. Thank you.

  • @EstrangedSonsWrath
    @EstrangedSonsWrath 3 года назад +14

    I first met someone like this when I was in 3rd grade. He called me an imbecile. I just dead faced stared at him and went back to ignoring him. If I wasn't exposed to this at such a young age I wouldn't believe people are actually like this unironically.

  • @VoodooAngels
    @VoodooAngels 5 лет назад +244

    "Profound use of elevated diction"? So, basically, he was intensely shrieking at the other person? That's an odd flex.

    • @radiofloyd2359
      @radiofloyd2359 4 года назад +15

      Ok, so I was right to think diction didn't belong there.

    • @jacintovski
      @jacintovski 4 года назад +1

      _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

    • @VoodooAngels
      @VoodooAngels 4 года назад +13

      @@radiofloyd2359 Well, I mean, no. Diction also refers to the choice of words and the correctness of their use in writing. But that phrase strongly suggests someone owns a thesaurus. I'm not even sure it's proper *chuckles* diction.

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 года назад

      @@VoodooAngels ok cool

    • @bastienfelix4605
      @bastienfelix4605 Год назад

      Wait, I can do that too!

  • @rlc941
    @rlc941 5 лет назад +292

    They aren't actually smart because I'm pretty sure they don't watch Phineas and Ferb

    • @thatlostreality
      @thatlostreality 5 лет назад +7

      I watch Frick and Phorty.

    • @iSuckAtGamesGG
      @iSuckAtGamesGG 5 лет назад +2

      I watch boobs boogers

    • @retrokingranch
      @retrokingranch 5 лет назад

      Steve from Walmart
      or Ren and Stimpy

    • @monroe7532
      @monroe7532 5 лет назад

      Steve from Walmart I bet they don’t even know what a aglet is

  • @birdbrain9280
    @birdbrain9280 5 лет назад +179

    1:56: corrects the smallest granmar error
    Also 1:56: "one mathematical slipup does not a bad mathematician make"

    •  5 лет назад +8

      Logic 100
      IQ 400

    • @saladfingersasmrparty9768
      @saladfingersasmrparty9768 5 лет назад +5

      Also he thought (incorrectly)that the perv made just “one mathematical slipup”. And he insulted him.

    • @raadprince11
      @raadprince11 5 лет назад +1

      *grammer* not granmer

    • @ObliteOath
      @ObliteOath 5 лет назад +4

      @@raadprince11 *Grammar* :P

    • @chuckled125
      @chuckled125 5 лет назад +4

      Person: Calls them bad at math for making one mistake
      Also Person: Says that they shouldn't be called bad at math just because they made one mistake

  • @butterplayz_yt9606
    @butterplayz_yt9606 4 года назад +31

    10:30, this guy is actually onto something, like who in their right mind wouldn’t take the name Jennifer420??!

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад

      how is it not taken yet?! I swear I met someone with that name!
      oh wait.. they might have died

  • @dylanwilliams1934
    @dylanwilliams1934 5 лет назад +120

    *Daddy Sorrow’s voice gets a perfect score for hotness.*

    • @partyparker7705
      @partyparker7705 5 лет назад +5

      Oh god not the daddy comments

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +1

      I was laughing like crazy whenever he did the voices of the people trying to show how they are.

  • @sladikk
    @sladikk 5 лет назад +78

    14:45 "people can correct me if I'm wrong"
    ok
    "Did she fall asleep?" is an actual question; "She fell asleep?" is a statement posed as question

    • @serenaheck8188
      @serenaheck8188 5 лет назад +6

      sladikk it’s used to convey the tone of voice while speaking. “Did she fall asleep?” gives off the “I’m curious and confused as to what happened” vs “she fell asleep?” Is more of a “really? Wow. Is that what happened?

    • @serenaheck8188
      @serenaheck8188 5 лет назад +3

      But the guy in the video is an absolute asshat no joke

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz Год назад +1

      The -227 on their comment..... They deserve it

  • @nickmcgowan6932
    @nickmcgowan6932 5 лет назад +146

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sorrow TV. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Sorrow’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Sorrow TV truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sorrow’s existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sorrow’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Sorrow TV tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

    • @sunshinedaniela8572
      @sunshinedaniela8572 5 лет назад +5

      Ayydolf Hitlmao come on this is just rick and morty
      I do not understand why you just copied and pasted rick and morty here. However, the humor is quite subtle, and Sorrow appears to have a nihilistic outlook under closer analysis.
      Also I’m 10 and disproved solipsism

    • @nygelfoster2238
      @nygelfoster2238 5 лет назад

      I read this in Sorrow TV’s voice.

  • @yellobanana6456
    @yellobanana6456 2 года назад +18

    “People who brag about their IQ are losers.”
    - Stephen Hawking

  • @maki49574
    @maki49574 5 лет назад +2445

    My IQ is 125 and im a vegan. And then everyone clapped.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 5 лет назад +142

      -my cheeks-

    • @LivRayner
      @LivRayner 5 лет назад +48

      It’s a subreddit combo platter lol

    • @bighoodie4315
      @bighoodie4315 5 лет назад +48

      It's true, I was the coffeemaker

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 5 лет назад +35

      Give me all of that.. My unvaccinated son has been Good boy so he deserves your IQ and bring a vegan. He deerves it since only a child needs such thing. He may have stalked a girl for 30 days before insulting her but he is still a Nice Guy.

    • @lollol339bleh6
      @lollol339bleh6 5 лет назад +7

      You ain’t anti-vaxx tho, r/quityourbullshit

  • @VesperGuy
    @VesperGuy 5 лет назад +125

    Just wanna say, that guy talking about light getting pulled in at greater than the speed of light made no sense. Black holes warp spacetime in a way that beyond the event horizon, every direction leads to the singularity. Light is traveling at the speed of light, like it always does. Photons outside of the event horizon don't get sucked in, but photons which cross the event horizon can no longer return due to the curvature of space

  • @crownd6229
    @crownd6229 5 лет назад +304

    *I am smart.. I took a quiz on buzzfeed*

    • @owensurlet
      @owensurlet 5 лет назад +6

      D0pey
      Pee pee

    • @saladfingersasmrparty9768
      @saladfingersasmrparty9768 5 лет назад +6

      *What US state best represents your favorite ice cream flavor*

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@saladfingersasmrparty9768 Alabama, cousin flavored ice cream is great

    • @SoI-
      @SoI- 5 лет назад

      Buzz feed or the web on Nintendo?

    • @janoahlee7499
      @janoahlee7499 5 лет назад +1

      Oh you took the “your choice in stale bread, will show you how smart you are?” I swear they just have a bowl of random words they pick for those quizzes. Yet I still have done them. Lol.

  • @brianawillard2284
    @brianawillard2284 4 года назад +11

    I love the ‘ I never took a test but trust me I know ‘ types. Like you could literally find a mock test on the internet .

  • @zacharyheine4177
    @zacharyheine4177 4 года назад +171

    "Why should we offer you this job?"
    "IM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU"

    • @TathD
      @TathD 4 года назад +14

      His lack of self-awareness is painful.

  • @willhelmiii1385
    @willhelmiii1385 5 лет назад +134

    obviously these people don't understand that just because they have a high IQ,doesn't mean they put it to use.unlike me,thanks to rick and morty i have been able to fully enlighten myself and put all of my 392 IQ to use

  • @ra_arcade2966
    @ra_arcade2966 5 лет назад +145

    "Street smart"
    *don't let them take you to a secondary location, STREET SMARTS*

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +10

      -Buy a silver money clip (engraved?)

    • @ivandelaguardia1
      @ivandelaguardia1 5 лет назад +1

      ra_arcade If Wilbur from the rival gang come to you with a white van and spray painted to say “free candy”, you ask to see the candy first, if it’s somewhere else..... get in the van

    •  5 лет назад +3

      No will ever get that Asian woman with the engraved money clip!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 лет назад +1

      @@dylanchouinard6141 with a $50 bill in it, ($20 is too low to be a reasonable distraction, $100 is too high to throw away)

  • @pearonpizza1229
    @pearonpizza1229 2 года назад +8

    Just imagine Rick Sanchez saying any of these things, followed by “Morty” and a long burp. Really gives you an impression of how these people view themselves.
    If you think you’re Rick, you’re Jerry.

  • @TheWriter960
    @TheWriter960 4 года назад +168

    This whole subreddit is just a monument to the Dunning-Krueger Effect.

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 4 года назад +23

      I would've made a joke here, using "*elevated diction*", about legacies and psychological phenomena being of the simple minded, but I'm too tired so just know i'd've put a joke here. Thanks

    • @nicoo5474
      @nicoo5474 Год назад

      + chunnibyo or 8th grade syndrome lol

  • @ObiWanAnole
    @ObiWanAnole 5 лет назад +161

    I had to take an IQ test at a facility so I could be eligible for a certain scholarship. I just remember the test being tedious and annoying, don’t know how it can measure intelligence exactly. It’s mostly just logical reasoning problems. I received the results in the mail, read the number and I don’t even remember it anymore because it’s not really something I care about THAT much lol. I just can’t understand how people cling to this number like it defines them entirely as a person. I know a lot of smart people who simply just can’t take tests (due to nervousness or just the anxiety of test-taking) so of course they wouldn’t receive a score that reflects their intellect exactly. A simple number that says how good you can complete a test doesn’t make you a superior person.

    • @M9199bro
      @M9199bro 5 лет назад +4

      When I was younger I had to take one for good know what reason. The results were inconclusive. Kinda shows how useful they are.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 лет назад +13

      Assigning a number to the intelligence of someone is like organising chemical elements by their colour

    • @bananak.37
      @bananak.37 5 лет назад

      That's true, I can't see how a test can measure your mental capabilities, (oh god I sound like them)- I feel like each question would be a paradox of - "but.. wouldn't this work too?" I don't really know. I'm, honestly, not qualified in any means, as I've never taken the test, to talk about this subject. I am just stating an opinion.

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX 5 лет назад +2

      It's those kinds of people that have no actual talent or any defining characteristic, so they cling to this above average number since that's the only thing that makes them slightly better than average in anything.
      If they didn't have above average IQ, they might've used something else that's above average, like if he was 6"4 tall "I don't talk to dwarfs, so if you're below 6"2 please don't speak to me!"

    • @ktmridmcy7336
      @ktmridmcy7336 5 лет назад

      ermerritt yeah but i have an IQ of 100% and this post is stupid

  • @rydo728
    @rydo728 5 лет назад +565

    My IQ is almost in single digits 😎😎😎

    • @fhddhdhk9319
      @fhddhdhk9319 5 лет назад +79

      Pfft... your iq has digits. Get on my level scrub.

    • @sirshockraiden
      @sirshockraiden 5 лет назад +18

      Well mine has 2 digits, so I'm in second place!

    • @krisjanislacis5714
      @krisjanislacis5714 5 лет назад +20

      AkChUalLY having higher IQ like I DO is better!!!!(345 IQ, intelligence is a curse)

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 5 лет назад +6

      @@sirshockraiden mine too! I have -1 :D

    • @jkterjters
      @jkterjters 5 лет назад +2

      10 IQ?

  • @wafflesthearttoad6916
    @wafflesthearttoad6916 3 года назад +12

    1:54 “one mathematical error does not a bad mathematician make”
    ok Yoda.

  • @hoohah5067
    @hoohah5067 5 лет назад +403

    I are intelligence

    • @scanners01
      @scanners01 5 лет назад +31

      Hoo Hah I aswell am brain good

    • @thalia5382
      @thalia5382 5 лет назад +23

      Me too! My English is delicious!

    • @maxlyvere493
      @maxlyvere493 5 лет назад

      @ayoub elkhiar u fell for it

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 5 лет назад

      @@maxlyvere493 That is improper grammar, you inferior nimrod

    • @kazthefluffmonster
      @kazthefluffmonster 5 лет назад +2

      I am weasel

  • @mcgoldenblade4765
    @mcgoldenblade4765 5 лет назад +336

    1:03 This dude is a fucking legend. He waited 4 whole years just so he could wait for a girl to become legal so he could ask her out again. That is some godlike patience there.
    Though it is kinda creepy I will admit.

    • @danksarumanoflotr1
      @danksarumanoflotr1 5 лет назад +22

      this is average indian man lol

    • @akbaer60
      @akbaer60 5 лет назад +11

      You know, he just could be a normal dude in india, but the bad grammar make it creepy

    • @smallcat4245
      @smallcat4245 5 лет назад +3

      @@akbaer60 I mean, you're not wrong...

    • @HCXVII
      @HCXVII 5 лет назад

      @@danksarumanoflotr1 those are like the 1% beings of the dumbfuck species alive tf you sayin

    • @smallcat4245
      @smallcat4245 5 лет назад

      @Oceanic thapt isds crteewpy tyhiogth.,,

  • @super_squeegee
    @super_squeegee 5 лет назад +231

    if you tattoo a paragraph on your arm you should rethink your life decisions

    • @CrossBreedTacoHD
      @CrossBreedTacoHD 5 лет назад +22

      What a fast way to make someone instantly dislike you.
      "Hey whats that tattoo on your arm say?"
      *reads it*
      "Oh..."

    • @thecheese4255
      @thecheese4255 5 лет назад +9

      No tattoo decision will ever top the “Fuck my life!!!” move of getting one on your face
      But shitty paragraph on the arm tattoo guy? He’s face tattoo guy’s weeping bottom boy

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 5 лет назад +3

      I think it's not if the words mean something to you, but he just sounds pretentious...

    • @super_squeegee
      @super_squeegee 5 лет назад

      Andrea Yanome true

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 5 лет назад +1

      I call them stupid

  • @abysmalist4761
    @abysmalist4761 4 года назад +46

    wow this subreddit is really boring without your voice

  • @SugaarAciid
    @SugaarAciid 5 лет назад +251

    Wow, I am only 2 minutes old and I am already watching intellectually stimulating movies like Shrek the Musical. I feel like I have the highest intellectual capacity of my generation for liking such refined entertainment. Everyone else my age is a complete imbecile.

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +1

      Are you today years old when you realized this break-through?

    • @kelpocereal5077
      @kelpocereal5077 5 лет назад

      @@TailsIsDisappointed I don't know if this is woosh worthy but I guess it is
      woosh

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium 5 лет назад +4

      My 2 month old child says that this is “a stupendous comment, extravagantly delicious”

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад

      @@kelpocereal5077 Clearly, with your IQ, cannot access and comprehend the value and purpose of my comment.

    • @SugaarAciid
      @SugaarAciid 5 лет назад

      @@crimsonjupiter5785 I am now 2 and a half minutes old, thank you for asking

  • @elsquisheeone
    @elsquisheeone 5 лет назад +115

    12:30
    it's like when Plankton used to say "I went to college!"

  • @dylanmorgan5589
    @dylanmorgan5589 5 лет назад +454

    The one about blackholes and light really bugged me. Hasn't his smart ass heard of Einstein and the theory of relativity? It was explained to everyone in school on a basic level. Sure we were never shown the math but we watched a video explaining the concept in the 7th grade or something.
    The speed of light is the universal constant so the light isn't accelerated by the pull of gravity. And light doesn't experience time since it's massless and locked in that speed. Nothing with mass that would be accelerated by the gravity will ever reach the speed of light even if all of the energy of the universe was applied to it so blackholes don't break the speed of light barrier for anything. The light orbits the black hole until it crashes into the sigularity. It doesn't just keep speeding up. Massless particles are weird like that.
    If he was really smart he'd either know the math and start calculations or he'd take the easy way like i did and watch some RUclips video about it. The whole internet at his disposal and he thinks he's smart for just sitting there and thinking up wrong stuff. GOOGLE IT.

    • @brianliu9552
      @brianliu9552 4 года назад +6

      No it does have mass, the speed and charge creates mass.
      Light is a constant from it's own perspective but I'm not sure from the perspective of me or the black hole it wouldn't be.

    • @kixter490
      @kixter490 4 года назад +33

      Brian Liu
      -Photons have neither mass nor charge, and their speed does not “create” mass. A high enough energy photon can spontaneously convert itself into particles that have mass (pair production), but the photon itself does not have any.
      -The speed of light is constant in all reference frames.

    • @UnfunnyFigs
      @UnfunnyFigs 4 года назад +8

      @Caanan Lemke photons make up light and have no mass. Since they have no mass they can't go any slower or faster than a constant speed, which is the speed of light. Since everything else has some sort of mass it can never move at the same speed as light. That's the basic idea I think OP is saying, I may or may not have it wrong but I guess that's why we have Google

    • @teacup7696
      @teacup7696 4 года назад

      @@UnfunnyFigs photons can have mass

    • @UnfunnyFigs
      @UnfunnyFigs 4 года назад +3

      @@teacup7696 nope, they can't

  • @not_abot213
    @not_abot213 4 года назад +13

    6:58
    Hot Tip: If you can’t, or “won’t,” explain it, you’re not that smart.

  • @jam9484
    @jam9484 5 лет назад +122

    8:53
    You're a stellar voice actor. We already know this.
    But holy shit.

    • @Cat-Daddy
      @Cat-Daddy 5 лет назад +21

      if elmo was an anime girl

    • @chazzwozzio
      @chazzwozzio 5 лет назад +5

      @@Cat-Daddy oh hey there is something I now want burned from my imagination

  • @Red-wb2ey
    @Red-wb2ey 5 лет назад +62

    MY GENIUS IS FLAWLESS
    *is on facebook bragging instead of doing something with their talent*

  • @Miss_Playb0y
    @Miss_Playb0y 5 лет назад +561

    K seriously...why ain’t companies literally just throwing contracts at sorrowtv for voice acting?!

    • @Miss_Playb0y
      @Miss_Playb0y 5 лет назад +3

      TheHolyDiver ikr

    • @gokermitsewerside358
      @gokermitsewerside358 5 лет назад +5

      Love the 0 years experience. Total genius

    • @OurEyesAreYetToOpen
      @OurEyesAreYetToOpen 5 лет назад +7

      Oh sweet child. As if talent got you anywhere in show business.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 5 лет назад +10

      Cause it sounds like a guy doing funny voices. That's not what they're looking for.

    • @josh4601
      @josh4601 5 лет назад +13

      Voice acting isn't just doing lots of voices, it's also acting.
      you have to make a believable character, not just an accurate voice for them.

  • @user-garnet
    @user-garnet 4 года назад +56

    "smart people say smart things simply, not simple things smartly" - me

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon 3 года назад +3

      you are smart :D

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 3 года назад +3

      I dispudiate your hypotenuse, my linguinically challenged friend. Factifically speaking, it is an axion of this world that, the more magnanimous and complicit your choice of verbage, the more educatical you present yourself as being, and to reductify your lecticon to conpromise with the intellectically inferious drags of society. And I should know, for I have repetitially challenged myself against Intelligent Quotation tests for decades and achieved a lake superior IQ of 69.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 года назад +3

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter I'm glad you're on the path to acceptance, my friend.

    • @Jackson_the_king66
      @Jackson_the_king66 3 года назад +1

      So wise

    • @trystero1729
      @trystero1729 3 года назад +1

      This is a really great quote :) I study math and physics and the hallmark of all the great thinkers in those fields has been an ability to explain the difficult things they study in a way that makes it easy to understand to younger and less experienced people like myself