It reminds of that part in the stick of truth where you have to recruit the girls for your larping party and they don't want to play because it's a "boy activity" while they have an Orlando Bloom poster in the background
Lol I love how she's like "the perks of dating me: I will show you affection, talk to you, and not cheat on you" so basically what you would expect from a healthy relationship...
So that wasn't just me who saw that? Oh my god, it was like watching a freight train crash into a grain silo or some other large agricultural structure in slow motion.
She called him a gremlim/elf from lord of the rings, but there are no gremlins in lord of the rings and the elves are specifically suppose to be attractive.
@Emily Barclay Lol who do you know in America that has 8 kids? Most nowadays have 3 at the most. It's simply more profitable to have both parents working and providing. Because housework isn't actually work, anyone can do it in like 30 min tops.
@@A.S._Trunks childcare would easily take up most of one or both parents incomes. And you risk child abuse, trust me, happened to toddler me. In some situations it just makes sense to have a house parent. And it's not 30 minutes to properly, actually, clean a house.
The elves in the lord of the rings are, according to the lore, the most beautiful and elegant race in middle earth, so that's actually a compliment lol Edit: can't believe I have a comment with more than 10 likes. You folks are awesome.
I absolutely love the term “quirky” other girls tend to describe themselves as. Thanks to them, nobody takes my social anxiety seriously because anxiety is considered “cute”. I simply adore that!
@@sanesanchezs So you just get meat from guys? Probably rarely though since that profile pic gives me ADHD vibes. Makes me want to grind my flesh into a juice.
Salty Skittles Look... I don't care about you but... but you better respond to my bitching... But if you don't that's fine too, after all I don't care. (The real meaning of it: GIVE ME ATTENTION AND COME FUCK ME DAMNIT!!!)
Samantha is like Michael Myers. You can run away. You can hide. Move across the country. Defend yourself with fatal means but you'll always get that one text... "Haha you don't deserve me."
Except MM is slower and less of a threat and more of an annoyance while NGs will eliminate you in one second via 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times... BuT oThEr ThAn ThAt
Anybody else find it strange that the girl who was standing behind her, was in line for coffee, had coffee in her mouth already? She must really love coffee if she already is getting another cup.
Umm, if they are IN LINE AT STARBUCKS how did the girl behind you spit out her coffee??? Did she bring a coffee to Starbucks??? Why was she in line??? Clearly r/thathappened
Nice girl: is annoying Normal dude: replies Nice girl: *proceeds to get 91,000 kilograms of pure anger made into a material by sheer force of hate alone to slam down on the normal dude in the form of 99 texts*
Short with Hairy feet lol. I mean the main cast looked fine but that's cause they arnt actually midgets lmao. Take a look at all the background hobbits next time you watch.
And don't forget the lolcows like Chrischan because Chris Chan is in a polygamous marriage with 2 of his ocs, and the "father" of one of the ocs and believes all of them are real
It said she was waiting for her drink, not waiting in line. So itd make sense that wherever she was waiting for her drink to be ready, shed be next to someone who already got theirs
The chick at 11:30 is one of the most insane bitches I think I've ever seen. She just blasted off the rails at warp speed, and never looked back. Truthfully though, it's really a great thing!! He dodged a "crazy" bullet like Neo in the Matrix. I'm guessing he was pretty relieved to see all those msgs from her... Just direct evidence of how close he came to being stuck with/or getting involved with, CRAZY AF!
Lars Frey you... You never drank coffee, remembered you needed 2 doses because you are very very tired and waited in line drinking your coffee waiting to get your coffee?
So your adaptable? OK I am a age-fluid(usually between 16-35, sometimes 73 {with IBS and dementia }) white male with an I. Q. Of 192.63, rounded up of course. And real real good with a katana, I have this cool trick where I pop off my fedora, flip the blade behind my backs ( not a typo, I'm too smart. And if there is I did it on purpose to be more relatable) and then catch it in the front and flip it back into the air, on my head. But I can only do it when I have my pony tail in. I am smart. And very nice.
Do you know English grammar? Nobody is liking any of the girls in this video who is the “they” I’m referring to, but I appreciate somebody with no content on their own channel trying to insult me for documenting my progress on learning, lol
Don’t worry, there is help out there, if you or a loved one is a samantha by actions, personality, or simple name association call this number: 959-959-5555 there is help
Nice girls have this thing where they "stay home eating pizza and watching Netflix all day" but still expect to get the guy without going out to meet said guy. It's like, "I'm just gonna sit here in my self pity slump and wait for someone to come sweep me off my feet." Like, no. You have to put yourself in the situation where a guy it ask you out, or, gasp, you ask them out.
Wait... I’ve got it! We’ve just gotta get the white knights to rush in and sweep them off their feet. Win-win! Or, I guess, considering the audiences involved.... lose-lose.
You mean "nice" guys/girls or nice guys/girls? In the former: F-ck no, don't let them reproduce. I'd rather see humanity die off than to have a humanity massed with their elevated severity offsprings.
Ben Coole that's really fucking funny, why? Because there are no nice girls or nice boys! Hahaha. *IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT* But most girls are thots (really slutty) and most boys are fuck boys.
The 7:30 reminds me of something that happened to my mom and fiancé. They were at the local gas station and one of the ladies (47) had a 28 y/o boyfriend. She told my mom how it was so refreshing to see another person so open about their cougar relationship. My mom was confused and asked what she was talking about when the lady points at my fiancé. My mom looks at her shocked and says that's her son in law and her husband is five years older than she is. The lady never spoke to my mom or fiance again, and gave me dirty looks any time I was in the gas station with my fiance 😂 her name, I shit you not, is Bambi. 😂
narrate nəˈreɪt/Submit verb verb: narrate; 3rd person present: narrates; past tense: narrated; past participle: narrated; gerund or present participle: narrating give a spoken or written account of. "the story is narrated by the heroine" synonyms: tell, relate, recount, give an account of, unfold, set forth/out, describe, detail, sketch out, portray, chronicle, give a report of, report, relay, retail, delineate, rehearse, recite; voice-over "the story is narrated by an aging English butler" deliver a commentary to accompany (a film, broadcast, piece of music, etc.). "the series is narrated by Richard Baker" Origin mid 17th century: from Latin narrat- ‘related, told’, from the verb narrare (from gnarus ‘knowing’).
"Oh sorry, you didn't respond so I made plans with my friends." Normal person: Oh, oops! Well I'm free on Thursday, want to meet up then instead? NiceGirl: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why am I most upset about the fact that Samantha has clearly never seen or read LotR? I don't think comparing someone's appearance to an elf is going to have the affect she's going for.
@@rhorynotmylastname7781 I'm pretty sure that would only apply to non-intelligent animals that can't consent. Also there are several characters in LotR who are part elf, half or less, implying that elves and humans can have children and that those children are also capable of reproduction. Since that's the case, elves and humans would probably be closer to different races of the same species, rather than different species altogether.
Rory O'Brien Not a sub species, more like a related species. When you look at it, elves are immortal, stronger and bigger than men, so if anything, the race of men is the sub species.
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"you look like the elf from lotr"
.....aren't the elves supposed to be extremely attractive?
Considering the elf that everyone knows about from lotr is Legolas, who's played by Orlando Bloom, very much yes.
Sincerely, a straight dude.
Plot twist: this was actually a compliment and she's just really bad at them
She prolly meant an elf from harry potter
It reminds of that part in the stick of truth where you have to recruit the girls for your larping party and they don't want to play because it's a "boy activity" while they have an Orlando Bloom poster in the background
I thought elves were universally attractive. Like... That's just how elves are, even in DnD, they're hot/handsome.
I like when Sorrow goes "mmmngh!!!" For "!!!!!!" And "hmmn??" For "???"
A great voice actor makes a good sound for punctuation.
Ik!! I can never read ?? Or !! without hearing his voice 😭😂
LOL TRUE
thats pretty creavive!
Jokes on Samantha, Elves in LotR are canonically super hot.
Cheers bro, I’ll wank to that
@@Faucaux r/holup
Yeah she got it right the first time when she said troll but then ruined her own point
@@satviksingaraju9496 what the problem #coomernation
Oh. Perfect
Lol I love how she's like "the perks of dating me: I will show you affection, talk to you, and not cheat on you" so basically what you would expect from a healthy relationship...
perks of dating me: ill be a decent human being to you
they are trying to trick you with reverse psychology. anything they say they do is automatically not what they do
The perks of dating normal people:
Having a normal relationship
The perks of dating r/nicegirls girls:
*Error 404 not found*
they can offer you the absolute basics of a relationship and nothing else
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD yup, although seeing as she considers the basics to be "perks" I'm sceptical she can even provide the basics most of the time
"I'm literally the guy in the pic." Is an amazing meme, tho.
Dante's Disco Inferno agreed 1000%
It really isn't
I just found it funny that she just says "NO" and nothing else.
666 likes
A classic meme that we will tell our children about.
5:47
She went through all the stages of grief in the span of 10 minutes
Except she never reached acceptance
She skipped one stage
So that wasn't just me who saw that? Oh my god, it was like watching a freight train crash into a grain silo or some other large agricultural structure in slow motion.
She missed the crucial stage.. WHERE SHE ACCEPTS HER FATE
K D Presson no, the last one
Reasons to date me:
Error 404
Page not found
Eh, good enough.
Accepted
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
K
Well, at least you're honest.
"Relax, your boyfriend isn't even born yet"
The cringe is so strong it's like a bump of coke.
I can feel it in my bones.
It's like what?
@@kimifw58 Cocaine
i want to apologize to my soul for the things it's had to experience
Heyyy I've retweeted that meme! But AS A JOKE mind you!
It also makes me shudder from the pure creepiness of that statement.
She called him a gremlim/elf from lord of the rings, but there are no gremlins in lord of the rings and the elves are specifically suppose to be attractive.
Finally, someone mentioned it!! xD
Honestly, anything but an orc and that's a bangin' compliment right there!
@@katmaw5910 yayy i have a group of people who understand lotr like my whole family does!!
KayleyAnna
Right? She accidentally calls him hot XD
Legolas, the hot gremlin.
damn... this last guy dodged the biggest deadliest bullet he could've ever gotten shot with
El Slendermaster i'd burn my fucking phone after watching that
Nah, you gotta play it for someone else so you pass on the curse & escape it for now.
Reasons to date me:
1.I’ll call you bruh
2.bruh
4
What if we kissed during the bruh moment? Haha. Just kidding!
Unless...?
@@Sbevewagon4493 Domenico nigga
Bruh...
bruh crimson
"She has 8 kids and doesn't even have a job."
Almost like she's a full time housewife or something.
Having a job is still better tho
@Emily Barclay Lol who do you know in America that has 8 kids? Most nowadays have 3 at the most. It's simply more profitable to have both parents working and providing. Because housework isn't actually work, anyone can do it in like 30 min tops.
@@A.S._Trunks dude. Technicaly they are working but not beinh paid. Being a maid is a job
Taking care of kids is a job
Ect.
@@A.S._Trunks they do have a job lol, they just don't get paid in money
@@A.S._Trunks childcare would easily take up most of one or both parents incomes. And you risk child abuse, trust me, happened to toddler me. In some situations it just makes sense to have a house parent. And it's not 30 minutes to properly, actually, clean a house.
Samantha: im never texting you again
500 new messages
stripperman @
@Adam Courier How Many Missed Calls!? 😰
HummerTop 50
(SSHHHH)...Don't feed the thing we dare not name, our time and energy is its sustenance.
*_missed calls_*
LEAVE HIM A LOAN
MrTyz3nn A small loan of $1,000,000.
Link Zaddy Fucker beat me to it.
Ryder21 two fuckers beat me to it ffs
xD
*LEAVE THE MAN A LOAN*
I am noticing that when he sings....He's like..
Really fucking good.
*wow really? no one ever noticed before. Could it be because he is a v-v-v-v-v-v-voice actor?*
Harvey Sunshine actually generally yeah va’s have good-great singing
Gizmo The Hyena begon furry, we don't like furrys here
Darth Tito
unrelated.
tahu nuva no one asked u
The elves in the lord of the rings are, according to the lore, the most beautiful and elegant race in middle earth, so that's actually a compliment lol
Edit: can't believe I have a comment with more than 10 likes. You folks are awesome.
When they don't appreciate proper fantasy books by not reading them: boi
Sidharth Kumar Menon IN I’m pretty sure even if she only has seen the movies Orlando Bloom is pretty damn beautiful xD
Sidharth Kumar Menon IN i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who caught that
And the proudest race too
*_and then everybody clapped_*
You're right.
She broke new grounds
paloma *and then the makeup clapped*
she also says the girl behind her spit out her coffee.
why would she STAND IN LINE IF SHE ALREADY HAS COFFEE?
paloma underrated comment
rain drop
drop top
im rick harrison
and this is my pawn shop
You are a fucking legend!
Bars
straight fire man!
Legend
Legande
*LeAvE HiM aLoNe. LEEAAve him aLOONE. LEaVe hiM aLOne. leaVe him aLone. leAVE hiM aLOOONE. LEEEEEAVE HIM ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE*
LEAVADAMAN ALONE
*LEAVE HIM aLOnE*
*LeAvEdAdAmNmAn ALONE*
I can't help but get this image of a horror setting in an abandoned building with 'leave him alone' scratched all over the walls
the anthem of this series
"Lady, I get a lot less bitchin' from the Waifu at home." 😂😂😂😂 That was pure comedy gold!
Damn, dude. You can hit some pretty impressive high notes.
azimuth361 yea low key I want him to drop an album now
the fact that you used the lumpy space princess voice for half of these makes it at least 28 times better
You should get in touch with Samantha
his voices are amazing
scoobs never get in touch with Samantha
scoobs Legend says she still texts.
She never wants to meet your ugly ginger troll ass though
scoobs zoinks raggy
I absolutely love the term “quirky” other girls tend to describe themselves as. Thanks to them, nobody takes my social anxiety seriously because anxiety is considered “cute”. I simply adore that!
*The sarcasm is strong with this one.*
I'm a vegan
@@sanesanchezs So you just get meat from guys? Probably rarely though since that profile pic gives me ADHD vibes. Makes me want to grind my flesh into a juice.
@@its_inspired cool
Its_Inspired pretty sure they were joking dude, I could be wrong though. Try to calm down I-
00:6 Nice Nice Baby
4:55 Stop Leaving Good Girls For Thot-Thots
6:11 She's A Maniac
12:05 Let The Sunshine In
12:34 Barbershop Fans
Very thank you.
Wait, are those the real song names? I can't find anything.
Please help I really liked the sound of the second one
Irina Blitz the second one is bad and boujee by migos
@@mattpoitras1949 oh ok
"I don't care about you"
Proceeds to waste time insulting him for an hour
"But i really don't care"
Salty Skittles Look... I don't care about you but... but you better respond to my bitching... But if you don't that's fine too, after all I don't care. (The real meaning of it: GIVE ME ATTENTION AND COME FUCK ME DAMNIT!!!)
he seriously didnt even reject her. She must be horribly insecure
it has 666 likes
Nice profile pic
Hold up...
*WHY* IS THIS *AGE RESTRICTED*
We will get revenge on that God damn white knight
Samantha fucking dies
Young people should see this,
for educational purposes.
Probably being the fact that he used "stupid," and the algorithm was like, "Oh hell no that's too offensive for the young ones."
I think it's because the girl said Faggot 🤣
11:13
Aren’t the Elves from Lord of the Rings supposed to be really hot?
Samantha...brush up on your lore X)
In the samantha cinematic universe there's a completely different story. Keep up with the sorrow tv lore man!
Medallion Valiance Orlando Bloom is pretty gorgeous I have to say
@@terra_the_nightingale135
Utterly true
@@kirb9819
Will do X)
That last girl was lonley and insecure. Very... very... VERY lonely and insecure.
Macent i literally dont understand how she can be sooooooo rooooood
K K ruuuuuude*
Im sorry for her..
Rick S then you might be her "target market".
Ace of Spades but then she will be even more lonely because of how rude she is :D
Samantha is like Michael Myers. You can run away. You can hide. Move across the country. Defend yourself with fatal means but you'll always get that one text... "Haha you don't deserve me."
And when you get rid of her, she still comes back
That is why you stake them in the heart.
@@reptilianoverlord9151 Or get a posse to fill her full of lead in a cemetery.
Except MM is slower and less of a threat and more of an annoyance while NGs will eliminate you in one second via 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times... BuT oThEr ThAn ThAt
*via texting you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times
Imagine if a Nice Girl and a Nice Guy produced a child.... A New Race Of Desperate
Coming the summer of 2018:
*The Nicening*
Danny LA a nice demon
Cason Nice
run for the hills
*Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid!*
Lemony Fresh But the hills have eyes, ahhh what to do
Anybody else find it strange that the girl who was standing behind her, was in line for coffee, had coffee in her mouth already? She must really love coffee if she already is getting another cup.
Damn, someone has learned a lot from Phoenix Wright!!
THE ACE ATTORNEY
OBJECTION‼️‼️‼️‼️
Umm, if they are IN LINE AT STARBUCKS how did the girl behind you spit out her coffee??? Did she bring a coffee to Starbucks??? Why was she in line??? Clearly r/thathappened
She was waiting for her drink tho, not in line
Double r/
i mean she was waiting for her drink and the girl behind her already has her coffee but it's still r/thathappened
to be fair, she might have turned, facing herself away from the barista.
@@dr.blockcraft6633 Your capitalization is both intentional and unnecessary
Leava de manaalone
Leave him alone!!!!
Mr Dinos Alfani leave postmalone
Mr Dinos Alfani o
LEEV
DAMAN
ALONE
🎶Leave him alone, girl
Leave him allllooooooooonnneee,
Leave him alone , girl
Stop it!!
Just stop Doggin him around!!!🎶
10:46 wow this is legitimately good singing.
Yeah i was surprised
do you know what song he was singing?
Reece Hogle feeling good Nina Simone I guess
The song first reminded me of codfish's beatbox cover. It was so good... but i cant tell which is one better, THEYRE JUST TOO GOOD!!! And awesome!
PureLSD more like 5:05
Pros of dating me: you'll be the cute one
Press x to doubt, seriously I feel like a fucking tras heap
*trash
I might as well be the smart one too.
@@Vioioioio hey bro 1 year later you doing good
@@Hammywastaken idk how tf i did it, but i got a gf now, lol
I am petitioning for r/Samantha!
I can get behind that.
Boy, and I thought nice guys were desperate.
Chelsea fc lol
Life is filled with surprises
Chelsea fc m'lady (this is a joke)
Maybe they should date each other
Alana Nah they both want someone way out of their league so they would not be compatible.
Does that chick even know what an elf from LoTR looks like? thats a major compliment right there
Cyka Blyat
There isn’t a even gremlins in it either.
Cheeki?
Imagine looking like Orlando Bloom, goddamn.
I would give an arm and a leg to possess the same golden locks as Orlando Bloom in those movies. He be out there looking like a straight up SNACC.
Breeki?
Nice girl: is annoying
Normal dude: replies
Nice girl: *proceeds to get 91,000 kilograms of pure anger made into a material by sheer force of hate alone to slam down on the normal dude in the form of 99 texts*
Oddly specific, but aight
@Brady Sherman hard crack
hello alternate me
SAMANTHA WILL BE BACK AND OUT FOR REVENGE
She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
She compared him to a LoTR elf.. IM LAUGHING THOSE ELVES ARE NICE LOOKING
Sir Codsworth right?? 😂 VERY nice looking
Short with Hairy feet lol. I mean the main cast looked fine but that's cause they arnt actually midgets lmao. Take a look at all the background hobbits next time you watch.
@@Ren1111 They meant the elves, not the hobbits
Sir Codsworth, Plus they live forever....unless a nice girl from Mordor kills them.
No homo I would smash Legolas
That whistling in maniac was dope
6:10 for the ppl that forgot when it came up
Dr. ucey love that song GOOD CONTENT
"Some men are legit in love with cartoon characters"
Sans Fangirls: *Am I a joke to you?*
@@DacLMK anime are technically cartoons tho...
@@DacLMK But they're still cartoons 😜
And baldi, bendy, cuphead fangirls
Sans is a video game character.
And don't forget the lolcows like Chrischan because Chris Chan is in a polygamous marriage with 2 of his ocs, and the "father" of one of the ocs and believes all of them are real
Reasons to date me:
1. i can make really good potato salad
2.
3.
Sydney Bettencourt looks like I just found the perfect girl.
I can make the greatest BBQ to go w that salad 👏
Sydney Bettencourt 🖕
potato y tho?
Nimajneb 527 *POTATO* SALAD
Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
Me: *gets drink*
Me: *leaves*
*Global standing applause*
*Simultaneus shockwaves from perfectly timed clapping cause widespread earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis*
*Everyone dies™*
@@inertjohnjunk this is what happens to the world when TRUE Perfection happens.
I can't believe this. This is pure bs
Whole town clap at the resonant frequency of the star bucks, causing it to jiggle like jello
Pffft that story is so obvi fake,,,
r/thathappened
Dude, where's the album. Your voice is legit.
Tickety Blue on god it is
AGREED
Especially at 6:10
i start to watch south park, now everywhere i got i see someone with a southpark picture
Human Grunt Not like it's an extremely popular cartoon that's been around for over 20 years or anything...
perks of dating me
>im not samantha.
im sans-antha.
yes
“Sans” means “not”.
I want you.
*nicegirlovania intensifies*
LOL SANS!!
LOL IM FUCKIN G DYING RIGHT NOW DUDE!!!! YOure so funny!
Sorrow's voices are a sweet, sweet escape.
No he uses likebot
hmm yes interesting. The RUclips God
Sorrows voice makes waterfalls
RDV Private actually yes he is
You are usually on the videos in my recommended and suggested videos
Sorrow’s singing keeps me alive and healthy. I’ve started singing in the way he does about random events.
I didn't think an ego as enormous yet fragile as Samantha's even existed.
If men are falling in love with cartoon women over you, the problem isn't with the cartoon women.
10:45 ok, off-topic, but you have a beautiful singing voice
Just now relised that?
You must be a new one lol this guy is a singing legend
Nia yep, this is a first video of him that I'm watching
no homo tho
-New here?-
EDIT: Nvm, didn't read above comments
*why did the girl behind her have her coffee already*
NOAH freaking THOMAS
I never thought of that
It said she was waiting for her drink, not waiting in line. So itd make sense that wherever she was waiting for her drink to be ready, shed be next to someone who already got theirs
Yeah. Probably sitting at a table.
Any internet story that plays out well like that has got to be made up.
I hate standing in line for coffee, it takes such a long time, so just to pass the time, I get a cup of pre-coffee to make the wait more bearable.
"Girl behind me spits out coffee" So what you're saying is that some girl bought a coffee and went back in line for a second one?
stoa zimbabwe while drinking a coffee she had previously
It's easy to explain. Her saliva is made of coffee, she was just spitting in disgust at the cringy conversation.
so she wanted to buy a second coffee before finishing her first
*waiting in line to GET COFFEE*
*girl behind her in line spits out coffee shes yet to receive*??!!
legit story
Coffee girl wanted seconds?
@@hossdelgado626 picture someone going for a corbin bucket at kfc as they are eating from another bucket already. Beautiful
@@cosminaalex I live within a 2 hour drive of the og kfc. Trust me, I've seen the crazy things people do with a bucket of grease legs
@@hossdelgado626 oh cool
It is said that Samantha's thirst is greater than the sands of Arabia and her salt makes the Dead Sea habitable by comparison.
Washboard Man lmfaooo
I shall save this quote for possible future roasts
😂
Even if she's dead,
the soul of almighty Samantha is still wondering and taunting every guy.
Gevorg Chobanyan She Will Be Back
Soul? What soul?
Holy hell are you Armenian? I'm Armenian too lol
Legend says she's still texting him
Sarah Cawley well just call her you know who😉
The chick at 11:30 is one of the most insane bitches I think I've ever seen.
She just blasted off the rails at warp speed, and never looked back.
Truthfully though, it's really a great thing!! He dodged a "crazy" bullet like Neo in the Matrix.
I'm guessing he was pretty relieved to see all those msgs from her... Just direct evidence of how close he came to being stuck with/or getting involved with, CRAZY AF!
This is why girls need fathers.
Not the slightest clue as to why but they do provide some sort of entertainment because i just laugh at how angry they are...
Her: hes gotta be 6’3”, 6 pack, making 100k a year, single, looks like chris hemsworth
Her: 🐷🐮
Poggers demon
Mando 1606 here’s the thing though pigs are extremely cute animals, now cows are the ugly bitch animals. Fuck cows. Pigs are cool though.
@@Dacweepa64 cows are also very cute and adorable animals, these twats be looking like an out of water blob fish with overly tan foundation.
thats offencive to all cow and pigs
Fala em humanês
*_L E A V E H I M A L O N E_*
leeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAve hiiiiiim *aloOOOOOOne*
smøl acc LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
*A* *L* *O* *N* *E*
libbe him a lawn.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE
leaveleave him alone lone *LEAVE HIM ALONE*
Lee Him A Lone.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE*
*BEGONE GINGER MIDGET*
we need an r/samantha
sonicj Polygon thats what r/nicegirls should be renamed to
Binge watching these and I'm starting to live for the singing bits. You're damned good.
Spectre same here
Right? I just found this channel yesterday and I'm hooked lol
Same
Same
@1:49 - "Leave 'em alone!! LEAVE. the MAN. a-LONE!"
The way he was zooming the screenshot in and out to his words was killing me!! 🤣🤣
"You look like one of the elves from Lord of The Rings"... I would be flattered if anyone told me that
Maika Mikaela 😂😂😂
The orcs are technically elves too so it could go either way.
well she called orcs gremlins so I think we're pretty safe to assume she meant high elves.
Tge
She probably meant orc/hobbit
8:30 how can the girl behind her spit out her coffee if she's in line for her damn coffee?
Lars Frey you... You never drank coffee, remembered you needed 2 doses because you are very very tired and waited in line drinking your coffee waiting to get your coffee?
Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer
*mind explodes
Reasons to date me:
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Aspern Park nice qualifications
these are similar to my standards
Yep same
lol
So your adaptable? OK I am a age-fluid(usually between 16-35, sometimes 73 {with IBS and dementia }) white male with an I. Q. Of 192.63, rounded up of course. And real real good with a katana, I have this cool trick where I pop off my fedora, flip the blade behind my backs ( not a typo, I'm too smart. And if there is I did it on purpose to be more relatable) and then catch it in the front and flip it back into the air, on my head. But I can only do it when I have my pony tail in. I am smart. And very nice.
“Like it’s not your fault you’re stupid enough to not see my value”
Hey now, be fair to the man, none of us do either.
Only women would try to get a man by intentionally trying to push them away and alienate them.
I love how they're trying to be clever and act high value and yet they're hurling insults you'd hear at a 5 year old playground
When the mask used to date people come off ruines people they suck at holding it
And yet they’re succeeding by catering to an obvious audience, unlike you.
Lol what are you even talking about dude, how are any of these people succeeding at anything?
Notorious White Rabbit they got the views, they got the likes, you don’t 🤷🏿♂️
Do you know English grammar? Nobody is liking any of the girls in this video who is the “they” I’m referring to, but I appreciate somebody with no content on their own channel trying to insult me for documenting my progress on learning, lol
Do not say her name 3 times into a mirror. It summons her.
Who, Samantha?
@@DrLove342you're on thin ice buddy
What's Samantha going to do? Lol
@@DrLove342 you're making a grave decision
Samantha lol
At 11:50 I was waiting for the guy to tell the girl some shit like "I was going to my brother's wedding" the next morning.
Gergő Dénes
“I was going to my mom’s funeral”
I've seen one similar where he says at the end that he was going to the hospital for a family member.. Not sure if it's the same on though ^-^
funerals aren't immediately upon death dude
they have planning and delay
He looks like "one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings"?!
She really is crazy
She actually has no boundaries to being a critical pain in the ass
*W̷HAT ҉Ą ͜COI͠NC͟ĮDEN͠C̴E͜*
Sampzeider what's wrong with your comment??
Blue Jay it was infected with autism by Obama’s vaccines.
As a Samantha, I feel personally attacked and victimized lol
Saaame
Hilarious Eminem Meme.jpg
leaveimalone!
Don’t worry, there is help out there, if you or a loved one is a samantha by actions, personality, or simple name association call this number: 959-959-5555
there is help
Fuck you
Nice girls have this thing where they "stay home eating pizza and watching Netflix all day" but still expect to get the guy without going out to meet said guy. It's like, "I'm just gonna sit here in my self pity slump and wait for someone to come sweep me off my feet." Like, no. You have to put yourself in the situation where a guy it ask you out, or, gasp, you ask them out.
It's shocking how much people don't realize it's a numbers game
Doesn't matter if it's guy or girl this waiting for a noble knight to sweep then off their feet shit is stupid.
Totally
Wait... I’ve got it! We’ve just gotta get the white knights to rush in and sweep them off their feet. Win-win!
Or, I guess, considering the audiences involved.... lose-lose.
No but seriously.
Why can't I get a guy like Sorrow?
Hes not into people only hamsters
@@jimbomclimbo7467 ruh-roh
I need a guy to narrate my entire life and make it more interesting
Maybe if nice guys met nice girls, we could finally have nice things in the world...
Wait, that, if that could work, maybe we'd have...WORKING RELATIONSHIPS
You mean "nice" guys/girls or nice guys/girls?
In the former: F-ck no, don't let them reproduce. I'd rather see humanity die off than to have a humanity massed with their elevated severity offsprings.
Ben Coole that's really fucking funny, why? Because there are no nice girls or nice boys! Hahaha.
*IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT*
But most girls are thots (really slutty) and most boys are fuck boys.
Ben Coole Maybe?
White Salami sadly yes
Aye when you dropping the bad and boujee remix? Shit was flames
Praxi Plays Bad not hot by roadmigos shaq
😭😭😭
no it wasn't lmao
ruclips.net/video/dAXh0S5t6pM/видео.html
That was AWESOME
Lmao "no." "I'm literally the guy in the pic." Wooooow girl.
Pros and cons of dating me
Pros:
Cons:
Me
My personality
My face
That’s it
I'm sold
Pros:
1. Dating
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
No me
Ksksksk yeah I wish but I can’t even love me, I HATE me so how do you expect someone else to ever love me
S - R A N K
“You probably look like shit from only watching Netflix and eating pizza”
*I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now*
Lo Saint *Laurent no nice girl shall be forgiven*
Yeah I wasn't a fan of that one. I would love to watch movies/tv and eat pizza with a chick all day
Welp. Maybe you should get some help.
Lootroq have some goals man. That would get boring right around day 2 lol
I felt personally attacked and laughed at the same time, cuz I know I'm a piece of trash and I can live with that.
i swear to god Samantha is my ex best-friend like the cadence is identical lmaooo she was legit a bizarre specimen.
Can't be. You're still alive
@@CultofThings what?
Lair
I need her contact details to send her the video 😅
horrorgami then you should change some friends
Lets all have a moment silence for the bisexuals who have to deal with *nice guys* and *nice girls*
Space mom I’m straight, but I will gladly give that moment of silence
Bis probably don’t have to deal with them that much.
Thank you for the sympathy
The One And Only Pierre oh ho ho ho you would be surprised. But mostly I get threesome request.
The One And Only Pierre Probably more often than you'd think :P
0:05
*why you gotta do that to me and get my hopes up for Under Pressure*
Twigcat _ same
Same
remember 6 paragraphs ago when she said she doesn't sit on her phone and type to people
The 7:30 reminds me of something that happened to my mom and fiancé. They were at the local gas station and one of the ladies (47) had a 28 y/o boyfriend. She told my mom how it was so refreshing to see another person so open about their cougar relationship. My mom was confused and asked what she was talking about when the lady points at my fiancé. My mom looks at her shocked and says that's her son in law and her husband is five years older than she is.
The lady never spoke to my mom or fiance again, and gave me dirty looks any time I was in the gas station with my fiance 😂
her name, I shit you not, is Bambi. 😂
Fucking Bambi bloody hell
This is what happens when you lose your mom at a young age, and have a rabbit as your friend, named 'Thumper'.
How big is your town that you've repeatedly been at this gas station at the same time as that woman?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👏😎
More like bimbo
I want that “Leave the man alone” on mp3. I want that in my everywhere, ringtone, message tone, and on clipboard to send to people should I need to
NegativeJam yes.
NegativeJam omg yes! I agree lol
I literally had someone post that “perks of dating me” thing on Facebook. They’re like in their 40s and a dude. It’s just... like... stop
That last guy Should have just answered with "K" And Watch her Go out of her mind
Idor Kurogami - yes
😂😂👌
Any plans to narrate audiobooks?
The Suicidal Muffin this man is a genius
The Suicidal Muffin A U D I B L E
narrate
nəˈreɪt/Submit
verb
verb: narrate; 3rd person present: narrates; past tense: narrated; past participle: narrated; gerund or present participle: narrating
give a spoken or written account of.
"the story is narrated by the heroine"
synonyms: tell, relate, recount, give an account of, unfold, set forth/out, describe, detail, sketch out, portray, chronicle, give a report of, report, relay, retail, delineate, rehearse, recite; voice-over
"the story is narrated by an aging English butler"
deliver a commentary to accompany (a film, broadcast, piece of music, etc.).
"the series is narrated by Richard Baker"
Origin
mid 17th century: from Latin narrat- ‘related, told’, from the verb narrare (from gnarus ‘knowing’).
DrVexinex ^^^^^^
The Suicidal Muffin Wikipedia ftw
I feel that one girl. Everytime I eat pickles I text my ex how much I hate them.
Chriisan I *HATE* PICKLES
*HA GAYYY*
Not really ideal, but what the hell no one's perfect
"Oh sorry, you didn't respond so I made plans with my friends."
Normal person: Oh, oops! Well I'm free on Thursday, want to meet up then instead?
NiceGirl: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why am I most upset about the fact that Samantha has clearly never seen or read LotR? I don't think comparing someone's appearance to an elf is going to have the affect she's going for.
Since elves are a different species banging one would be beastiality
@@rhorynotmylastname7781 I'm pretty sure that would only apply to non-intelligent animals that can't consent. Also there are several characters in LotR who are part elf, half or less, implying that elves and humans can have children and that those children are also capable of reproduction. Since that's the case, elves and humans would probably be closer to different races of the same species, rather than different species altogether.
@@spectralumbra1568 Oh okay I'm not too well versed in LOTR but if they can do that they'd be closer to a human subspecies.
Rory O'Brien Not a sub species, more like a related species. When you look at it, elves are immortal, stronger and bigger than men, so if anything, the race of men is the sub species.
@@StormDatIsApproaching elves are fucking lit
HOW DOES THE GIRL BEHIND HER HAVE HER COFFEE ALREADY IF SHE'S WAITING ON LINE FOR IT?
LB G glad I wasnt thr only one thinking that. I even paused the video when I realized it
LB G haha I posted that at like the exact same time as you
"And everybody clapped..."
Maybe she's chain-drinking her coffee. Back in line to get the next one before the first is even finished!
... Addiction is a sad sad thing
Refill?
At 8:30 how would a girl in the queue for coffee at Starbucks spit out her coffee laughing?
Quincy Young why would a girl in a line for coffee put on make up?
Ronja I thought the same damn thing.
Ronja
Yeah don't they normally do that in the bathroom or sitting down?
I mean we already knew it was bs, but this just proves it.
That how you know it is fake.
Starbucks style pub crawl. Finishing that one in line for another
8:53 is actually really cute though- “just like, I enjoy your presence” that’s adorable.
"you look like an elf from lord of the rings" thank you??? have you ever seen an elf from lord of the rings????
Probably meant 'Dobby' from Harry Potter.
Emily Wilson Legolas has all the game
@@terra_the_nightingale135 Somehow, I don't think Legolas is Emily's type. But carry on, its an Elfy pursuit I suppose.
Cali Braxus true true.
Cali Braxus dobby is beautiful! I think she means Voldemort ( it’s a joke please don’t take it as an insult or anything )
I fuckin love the voices and sound effects you do, please don't ever stop...
I agree
I like your profile pic.
naliceapr thanks
Nick Gumke i like your name
rekt taka thank you
LEAVE.HIM.ALONE.
A Random Account you like hamilton
cool.
*LEAVEATHEMANALONE*
A Random Account Leava damana alone.
Mihir Kamat LEEEEEAAVVEEE HIM ALONEE
A Random Account *L E A V E. H I M. A L O N E*
The best way to respond to a nicegirl is just saying one single letter which can cause a breakdown: "K"