r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [11]
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"You'll never find a guy like me."
Well good. I don't want to.
you aint never had a guy like me, heh
at night i watch the guys, chasin down the girlies,
while i stand there laughin sighs, think they big bad n burly,
but to me yall just punk bitches, need a woman cuze you suck n covered in emotional stitches, spellin you like witches
you aint a nice man, heres advice fam, from the ghetto,
think twice and, go for the gold, not whores with silver medals
tupac never had a friend like me remix LOL
Answer them: YES. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
Or something like that lol
That's a really specific number of seeds. And a rather small one. That offends me.
Oh boy, I said "good, I'm glad I won't." to one of those comments once and he L O S T it.
It was hilarious.
Lmao
"Your body was made for a man...." that pretty much sums up the mindset of all the men who wrote all these messages.
They think all girls think of sex every 7 seconds
@@flinggonza5688 Pretty much, smh.
Geoffrey
Why don’t they castrate themselves? It would fix their problems.
@@kirbyhatesincels917 😂
@@flinggonza5688 well, don't they?
I hope everyone approves of the new sentence enhancers. We'll see if they stick around.
Please keep them. I love it
They amazing
Keep it up
Blyatiful. Truly blyatiful.
Krabs is a . . .
Sorrow TV yes i like him but i wish you could just fucking swear.
“should i beat her” my heart dropped into my stomach honestly it’s all fun and games until they talk about violence honestly it’s scary
If I was that girl that entire post would go to my local precinct done and done just try to n come near my home and you dead.
@@annapono6626 easy to say until you're in an abusive relationship. you might not realise it but when you say stuff like this you trivialise abuse and make victims feel like it's their fault.
@@arizonagreenbee how lmao
@@got_rats i dont know if you know this...but often times....people don't believe victims
@@arizonagreenbee Yeah okay simp.
Translation for 2:20
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you
Was looking for this comment. Thanks! :)
Thanks I don't speak Spanish
Amazing
zamoraAZ739 thank you
😑
The dolphin censoring the words was nostalgic AF.
Maybe it was a tribute to Stephen Hillenburg?
Boris Budini naw as far as I remember from the suicide forest video, that jackass uses some kind of squeaky toy bullshit noise
Yep, those sentence enhancers.
Ooooh he said number 11!
Spenjobo Bab Ponts
the fact that so many "nice guys" are fixated on abuse scares me
It works both ways. Girls and guys like that get really vicious when you Dont do what they want.
@@deezboyeed6764 but we're not talking about who does abuse, we're talking about how obsessed with it nice guys are.
It would be nice to have a NG discussion without the usual comments about "but girls do it too!" as if people don't know that or it's related to the topic. 😥
"nice" girls/guys are toxic as hell. They are manipulative, abusive and obsessive. So it explains why they are so fixated on wishing others abuse and other ill meanings. Their frustration over their own incapability of getting a partner reflects in their behavior online and in RL. Feeding off the internet that girls only like "bad boys " and obsessing over their own fantasy of how a relationship should work makes it hard for them to understand a reality check. When they are getting rejected, their world gets shaken. But they don't take it easy, they take it personally and act extremely defensive. Again, the frustration over rejection- Incapability of being decent - their own fantasy world andbtheir own frustration and hate on themselves bc they aren't "good "day enough creates a shifted reality where a No is a huge insult to their person and their life. Sounding condescending is to them like you just shit on the graves of their ancestors, saying not interested results in insults to try and cover up their irritated minds.
In their fantasy world saying Hey to a girl /guy gets them immediately in bed and married. Through feeding of media when in despair ,where picking up girls or boys is only successful if you are
- rude /macho
- arrogant
- claiming to treat them like royalty
- a stalker / constantly nagging or just obnoxious enough
Is just the way they are getting manipulated, by themselves. If you tell yourself you are the best of/gf ever enough times, you will believe it some day thous reacting so badly to rejection because someone is telling you, your belief is actually just stupidity and you actually are a shit person.
So , in conclusion -
Nice Girls/Guys are nutjobs. And you can't change their minds bc of they way they see themselves and the world around them.
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
@@vanessap8477 believe me, incels are worst
hello
"I 'll never treat you badly"
Literally treats her badly the next thing he says.
This dude really just Rick Rolled me in Spanish. The way I feel can not be described. I've been pushed to the bottom of the food chain.
Ahahahaha that was what that was??? Amazing.
@@oof-rr5nf yes it was
"I'm glad your fiancee died"
Genuine surprise at that. I mean...like...really? I know theses are 'nice guys', but damn!
IKR! that's so fucking rude and insensitive! my goodness, who says that? jesus
Yeah, I was surprised too, but then I thought about it and remembered that I have also read one of them say the he hoped the girl would get raped, so it's definitely not out of character for some of them
When I heard that in the video my one and only reaction was "jeebus Chris"
@@LadyPisces96 i dont think jesus ever said "Im glad your BF died"
@@BOSs-1313 😂 I don't think he did, either! Good one 👏🏻
Did you Rick Roll me in mY OWN MOTHER TONGUE? I feel ashamed.
I assume that means he said the lyrics to never gonna give you up- am i correct??
Celstayte yeah although his Spanish was a bit off and with a direct translation
Kinda didn’t make sense
But hey
I still got rick rolled
Sofia Silva Hola, soy un buen tipo, quieres salir conmigo? 😏
juan ignacio JAJÁ que wea
@@jidiaz96 angery in Spanish for rejection
nut away
Sorrow TV it’s destroy dick December now if you don’t it’s a crime
Sorrow TV thanks dad
how are you still sane man holy shit
yes
Me craving a chocco taco
“I’m glad your fiancee died”
*O* *o* *F*
Honestly.. That is just downright cruel.
Probably the first time I've had an out loud reaction to a youtube video. Big fucking *O O F* there.
@@ltsalte9200 I know right? That person needs to chill.
what a scumbag
my jaw actually dropped at that part
I never understand the "you're just scared I would treat you right" line. Like why would that make them not want to date you? If anything, if they thought you'd treat them right, they'd be accepting your advances.
Yeah, I've been trying to work that one out too. Maybe they think women are scared of a good relationship the same way people can be scared of success; it creates a stressful scenario where you have to remain at the top of your game or risk failure, which is hard to deal with and impacts self-esteem. That's all I've got. I wish I could look into the minds and see their logic.
My gf of almost 8 years had a few abusive relationships and as a result shes generally skittish when she screws up or something like that, and me being nice or not freaking out scares her for some reason, probably a subconscious "calm before the storm" assumption ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
First, start off with the type of person they are. Typically not good in social situations, because they're typically intrested in niche interests/hobies, or at least ones that aren't done in a social settings.
Humans tend to have a pack mentality - anyone who has intetrsts/hobbies that are too far outside what's considered "normal" , tend to be ostracized - at best, especially during their school years.
Over time, some of them realize that maybe a balance would be a good idea, or focus on some socially relevant hobby or interest, and eventually expand their social circle, meet women, and things proceed normally.
These guys however, choose to react by embracing their intelligence, and developing a superiority complex just to protect their own ego, wallowing in resentment over everyone who actually put in the time/effort to be social. Especially those who can approach women with (at least the appearance of) confidence and ask them out, get girlfriends and have sex.
And of course, they see and read about all the women who get cheated on, dumped, or abused - and he draws a parallel between guys who have that assertiveness and guys treating women badly.
So he develops a strategy, that maybe if he can play the part of a nice guy, then maybe they found a "back door" into getting a relationship. However, the resentment and desperation is too strong to keep up the illusion, and their lack of social skills are too absent to understand social cues.
So when they're turned down, they automatically assume it's not because they're being creepy, or being socially inept, it's because women only like assholes!
Of course all that self imposed superiority and resentment, really just makes them an even bigger asshole, especially when their fragile ego gets damaged. Forcing them to retaliate, and take their anger out on the woman.
The reality is, a woman is nothing but a tool for them to prove they're not sad and pathetic. Such a relationship is not likely to contain physical abuse, and he's probably not going to cheat on a woman, but he's likely going to be super controlling, and extremely mentally and emotionally abusive.
It's similar to the nice girl's logic that all men hate loyalty.
@@N-i-L Can depend on what the ex partners did. Some guys will be super calm before just laying into someone *uncle with his ex wife*. While others will be super loud straight away. Sounds like it may have been the first one with you gf
I got Rick Rolled in Spanish, I'm gonna commit soup of side.
@@NilePeoples-xd1od Seriously? It's "SEWER SLIDE". How did two people get that wrong? Bunch of morons on YT, smh....
oh come on it's sue decide guys
cmon yall its shoe of spite get it right
Well, bone apple tea, to you.
Soap aside*
Nice guy: women don't date me because im not attractive I wish they'd focus on my personality...
Girl: I like you.
Nice guy : but you're not attractive!
HOLY FUCK I HAVE A MEME FOR YOU XJSJXJ DO YOU HAVE ANY SOCIAL MEDIAS???? PLEASE
Nice Guy: Women won't date me because I'm unattractive! They only want tall, fit, handsome Chads
Also Nice Guy, who only goes after skinny and pretty girls:
@@brett6816 and then "wow women are so shallow"
Guilty as charged. There was a girl who was an intellectual 10/10 but I wasn't physically attracted to her. But I liked having her around to give me the attention that I felt that I needed and she was an awesome movie marathon buddy. Now she's married to someone else but we're still friends.
@@jalex.musica aw... cool story, bro.
I'm not a cycle path, I'm a high functioning cycle path.
This comment. This is a good comment.
Scooterpath*
@@Pix3lB high functioning scooterpath
Numbingbird High-functioning scooterpath, do your research
Oh good, the regular cycle paths are just murder on my wheels.
“But nah you’d rather write a long ass paragraph shaming me”
Wha…WHAT ARE _YOU_ DOING THEN?!?!
Writing a totally normal dissertation on why the person in question should have sent "the pics". 🤦♀️
That quote made me 50/50 sure it was satire making me think he’s either a really good actor or all nice guys are fake witch u hope is the true awnser
Hey I see by your pfp you're also ace that's cool
It's honestly quite terrifying to gently tell a man you are simply not interested and have to endure a tirade of hate.
If you've had to go through that, I apologize on behalf of all of us guys. I promise we aren't all on whatever drug they use that makes them completely deluded and incapable of self-awareness.
@@wardedthorn6523 you kinda sound like one of these people even though i know you're just saying the truth addfgjkl
@@ReiAnikaAyanami nah he's just genuinely sorry, I mean I watch these videos reluctantly because this is so fucking bad even I feel ashamed. I can't handle this much cringe.
@Bigtombowski Yeah I was fully serious. It horrifies me that there are people like this. Makes me ashamed to be a guy.
@@wardedthorn6523 lol ^ looks like it one of those nice guys. Since you are ashamed to be a guy, then become a woman
these are so funny until the reality of it all hits me.
Yeah same
okay, censoring the swearing with dolphin noises is actually pretty funny, and a lot less annoying than a loud 'BEEP'
Personally I like the "oof" censor much more
Idk by the end of the video i found it really annoying. Censorship in general is fucking annoying.
I feel like it was more of a tribute to spongebob squarepants as the creator died recently
I think it's much funnier than the oof bc it can go on longer rather than just being a single syllable
@@thegoidengodttv oh...
I gotta say, the nice guy who responded with “wtf bye” probably had the most CHILL response I’ve seen for a nice guy...he’s still a creep though
Lauren Duncan true
Wtf bye
What's more, we now have the perfect counter to shut them down but quick.
I can’t believe I got Rickrolled in Spanish
Inês Moitinho wut
Me neither dude smh
Same 😂
So that's what it was.. I'm glad i don't understand Spanish 😂😂
What did it say in Spanish. I can't understand Spanish
I feel like me watching these videos and being like “I’m glad I’m not like these guys” in my head is probably very much an r/niceguys thing to do and that scares me
As long as you care about respecting people you probably don't have to worry about that. You seem like you're great.
But recognition of that probably means you're not? x
God let’s hope so
Had that same feeling once. But its the fear of being like that. I over analyzed my actions looking for similarities but honestly its just poo poo
As long as you're self-aware and respect people, I'm sure you'll be fine.
The fact that you're scared of being like that kinda takes you out of the equation because you don't agree with how they behave I suppose
*RUN, IT'S. THE CYCLE PATH!*
Please don’t bury me in leaves rock lee
Guess I’ll die
Plus Ultra I guess
Don't run. Use a bycicle.
Otherwise the cereal chillers will get you.
@@notveryimmortal7350 Sweet Hokage!
Not the cereal chillers.
BlackdragonAlex/theshadowwolf /alex and the smurf hurdlers
Man thank God sorrow has a random dolphin that keeps trying to talk over the cringy parts of the video. Seriously tho the dolphin noises kept me from inverting my body from cringing so hard.
My birds are reacting to the dolphin, never knew they could communicate hahah
@@bernadettevannus those poor birds can hear through the dolphin sounds
The algorithms getting you down?
Remember kids, you can always turn to
*Dolphins*
I love how cuestar censors curse words
You mean "sentence enhancers."
ruclips.net/video/dhfF3XCGE5A/видео.html
@Eliphas 『Over Heaven』 god damn it you stole my joke
*Dolphins* nullify every algorithm.
The 8 Stages of Nice Guy:
1. Contact
2. Awe
3. Flattery
4. Proposal
5. Denial
6. Regret
7. Bargaining
8. -Acceptance- _jk it's ANGER_
Secret 9th Stage
more anger
lowkey feel bad for him, dont get me wrong he was wayyyyyyyy too angry, but getting ignored after just watching to catch up sucks.
Step 5 and on was like the stages of grief, but done by an immature child who can't accept anything
10. (Unnecessary) Death
@@chaseduncan5394 I think she didn't say hi because this wasn't his debut of this sort of behavior
9:24
“This girl watches My Hero Aca-
“Yo”
*”This. Girl. Was. A . Catch”*
she's a fucking normie
PSA, this man doesnt represent all JoJo fans, to anyone seeing this.
@@sleepwalk6948 I don't represent all Jojo fans, but they would agree all the same. Jojo fans are real men
@@Xannyphantom905 fuckin weebs
@@Knight_Jon_Artorias Might I interject to thou statement
No U
*THE KING HAS RETURNED AND HIS CROWN IS A FEDORA*
"i'll never treat you badly."
1 hour later
*says every possible swear word in a 4 line post*
Reminds me of HK from KOTOR II.
"I wouldn't hurt you. But if you try to resist, I would be forced to incapacitate you by fracturing your skeleton in several locations".
have you beaten LI
What do you mean one hour, more like half a minute
Because he's a twisted fucking cycle path.
Best pfp
"but plus ultra i guess" = "that wasn't very cash money of you"
That wasn’t very Johnny Cash of you
See I like that girl. She's a lot less of a spitfire than I am at that rate.
Mr Bennett wack
@@boocrimson7720 to
@Skylynxify Reborn Big mood.
I want the confidence that Indian guys have when messaging random girls online
Lmao I'm an Indian but not everyone has the genetic edge to have such confidence.
#Itsapexgentics
You own the amazon forest? that's so cool!
@@thesophisticatedtarzan1797 Your* Np buddy I will always get ur back
@@roo9441 _I see you're a 'pigeon' of culture as well_
Bitch lasagna
I'm not a cycle path. I'm a high functioning cycle path
I, myself, am a social path...
Reaper here
Aman Pathak oh god no my ribs
*raises eyebrows up to deerstalker*
You got motorised wheels?
“A Chad stole my gf’s virginity”
Haven’t seen it yet, but I’m guessing she wasn’t actually his girlfriend.
Edit: well, I was wrong, but it was SO much worse.
Kyle Langdon I'll be honest, I'm not even sure if she really was his girlfriend even with what he said
If you know that couple that was on "let's make a deal". Well the guy thought they were a couple and he got the most brutal friendzoning ever. I imagine he's like that guy.
Like on the one hand maybe she shouldn't have done that at 14 but on the other hand MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T THREATEN TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR IT
@@KailReborn Wait what is the age of this girl though?
Shadowman Cruse 14 when she lost it
Did you... Did you just rickrolled us in spanish ?
FUCK
Yes
he fucking did
Si lo hizo
F r i c k
Rick rolling on spanish is so much better because it doesn't make sense
yeah,it actually sounds really weird in spanish, especially in google translate
“Nunca te rendiré, nunca te decepcionare”
@@matiassampieri9964 Actually i think the correct translation would be "Nunca me rendiré en tí, nunca te decepcionare, nunca diriá una mentira y lastimarte"even though its actually just a minor change, i thinki need to share my own translation
Like a person with his mother language being the spanish i can say that the song sounds pretty stupid in spanish jajaja
adrian pairetti yeah this sound a little better
for the record, the behavior of nice guys and nice girls would set off numerous red flags for an abusive relationship
you know, the kind of thing they accuse chads and stacys of. hmm.
Indeed.
Red flag nothing it's a goddamn neon flashing sign
What if some of abusive relationships are nice guys or nice girls who got lucky?
It’s because they want to tell themselves stories that will make them feel validated. Pretty much they live in their own little world where they think they should get whatever they want and be disingenuous.
Niydfass that’s just the bad luck of the draw. This is why people have been more wary about who they try to establish a friendship or relationship with.
nice guys b like
*if she breathes next to me, she likes me*
Girls next to nice guys be like
*holds breath forever*
¿Do Geese See God?
Nice guys be like *dont be a bitch im just being nice and letting u breaaaaath*
If she breathes...
slurp that air
_*She leads me_
OMG the cunnilingus guy. I legit felt embarrassed while listening to that 😂
The capitalisation was on point.
I had to Google it wtf lol
The voice was hilarious though!
Omg Ik and who tf says c u n n i l i n g u s
Like that sounds so medical lol why is he calling it that
@@elliebee9692 i-i think he's trying to sound intelligent???
That spanish bot voice said:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND & DESERT YOUUUU
edit: oh shit another lucky comment
Thnx fam
Thank you
Hola viejo amigo. Yo no soy un elfo, no soy un gobblin, soy un gnomo, y has sido gnomeado!
@@vivaheavymetal1 Hola quetal megusta tortilla puerto de la casa signe spania
Ty dude
I went for the aesthetically pleasing Asian guy. It was the right choice.
He was easy on the eyes...
@r h why? If you want to date a asian girl just go for it. No one is not gonna let u?
Well, I just have to say that I disagree with your decision, but just remember that there are better options out there 😀
Btw, are you still seeing [aesthetically-pleasing Asian]? You could do so much better 😂😂
Well, lemme know, 'cause coffee, you, and I have a date together. 🤗
...okay, I was going to continue with the r/niceguys joke, but it's just so cringe. Shoot me now.
If someone is esthetically pleasing it usually means they take better care of themselves, which makes them more reliable and is a good quantity, making a better partner. Not always but in many cases these people are a safer bet.
I guess
Same.
throwback to the time some guy harassed me daily at school, sending me threatening homophobic/anti-Semitic voicemails, referring to me solely in derogatory terms, slapped me across the face on several occasions, touched me, forced me down and kissed me, and made my life hell for the rest of senior year. i dated one of his friends the year before and the activity was a lot more toned down then, but as soon as we weren’t together, my ex gave him the “green light” to fuck with me. the only thing stopping him from behaving this way was another dude. some men really dont value women at all, huh.
"I'm glad your fiance died"
Jesus Christ, that was so much worse than I thought it was going to be.
Jackson Lasley I’m glad you broke your elbow
Here's what's so stupid about these "nice guys" they constantly have to state that they are a nice guy. If your really a nice guy you don't have to constantly bring it up it will just show through your actions.
I don't constantly state that I am female, or the color of my hair. I simply assume people know these things.
*ＮＯ ＳＨＩＴ*
Yeah that must be why the term itself has become the biggest red flag of all.
Anticonny best reply ever 😂
*you're
Nice guys are not as nice as us gamer guys
Game end me
Please
but gamers are gay
The next video is gonna be on gamer guys now
Crinkle Crumpfets your mom gay
My thing with nice guys is that like, every time they freak out, they always make it seem like this girl was the "last straw". As if he was humbly taking rejection for years and this one rejection was what pushed him. Despite the fact that he probably has freaked out over every girl that would not be interested in someone who messages random people on the internet. ://
^This.
Or maybe some moment was a "niceguy's" first experience of rejection/dating (and he doesn't want to take more chances), so we get the classic *_"ALL GIRLS/FEMALES ARE THE SAME"_* bullshit -_-
ZarinDrake They arent a nice guy as they think they are 🤷♂️
It's why I never understand why people feel bad fir them it's funny watching them cry in Reddit though
That is a fucking _excellent_ point.
@@s0Shi nah their ego is too fragile, clearly can't take a hint and clearly can't function in a normal society yk each have their own issues but i love the fact that the people who claim to be nice and gentleman like sure love threatening with physical violence or hoping something bad happens, like everyone gets rejected at some point in their life learn to be chill yk xD
6:22
"I'm glad your fianceé died."
"woooAAAAAAaaaaHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHhh"
Lmao
🤭🤭🤭
@@spoofedup1369 I just read that in Sorrow's voice, elemaio
nos ricardo rolearon we
I was waiting for something crazy to come out....Didn't disappoint.
I miss these. I’m so glad they’re still up. I still laugh my ass off.
acceptance
jk it's anger
* music picks up *
KORAME I messed up the 69 likes :)
Best part lol
Why do r/goodgirls like r/niceguys?
I have this question for a really long time
kremit the frog I’ve been asking this for a very long time
I've been a r/badboy and its plain to see
So why do r/goodgirls fall in love with me
Obi Wan Kenobi so why do r/nice guys fall in love with me???
Guy : Hi
Girl: Hello
Guy: WTF I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE WOAHTWAPOIFAWPFAJWPFAw
You should nice girls if thats alot
Hi
Hi
Nothing is less attractive than a guy that thinks he has some kind of ownership of a woman’s body. It blows me away that these guys legitimately think they have power/control/ownership/whatever you want to call it, over women’s bodies, how do they become so delusional. And to treat women so horribly and think it’s justified by saying they’re really a nice guy... smh
In one word? Narcissists.
Overly grandiose sense of self, extremely entitled, complete lack of empathy. Transparency is non-existent unless it's to puff up their ego and almost every word that they say is a lie. Also serial cheating and abusive behavior tend to show up if you find yourself in a relationship with them.
Straight up, they're bad news, but some can be absolutely charming and you won't know until those tendencies start to show up in your relationship. How do I know? I used to be one. A narcissist can change, but it takes an earth-shattering event and their environment has to completely change for that to happen.
How do they become narcissists? It's nurtured by a narcissistic parent and the unhealthy cycle keeps repeating.
You should’ve seen the 1700’s
@@thethunderinggun
I seriously doubt most of these guys are even remotely close to being narcissistic, on the contrary, they are extremely insecure and that's why they act like that. The most obvious ones are the ones replying with a boring, self-pitying rant about how they're not "as good as tall assholes", those ones are pathetic, and I personally don't see narcissists as pathetic.
What's smh
@@aydeepeperoni6018
" shake my head "
The women literally say "thanks for being nice I appreciate it" and then the guys like BUT YOURE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND GIVE THE GLUCKGLUCK
(Dolphin Noises)
they kill me lol
Hey. Language.
I thought this was a RUclips video, not a guttermouth convention.
Traslate: *you're all going to die*
Weiss
OwO
"Plus ultra I guess"
I'm gonna go cry over this now.
The tooth paste question had my crying laughing for 8 minutes i swear. I had to stop the video.
ugly fish
@@IamINERT 😂
That dude's indian....its an advertisement in India where they ask what your toothpaste contains and then they rant about what their toothpaste has over yours.
It's thus considered a funny comment when you ask what someone's toothpaste has.
And yes it's funny.
Jack Mortem ugly fish
@@wilburthegerbil8435 hahahahahahaha 😂
Good Lord, what a bunch of cycle paths.
Flower power sucks
*proceeds to type "hey 100 times"*
*proceeds to get a message like "stop texting me*
*proceeds to tell the other person to shut up and they should stop texting you*
*proceeds to continue texting*
that man is getting laid
*_YEAH, WHEN IT SHOULD BE MEEEEEEEE_*
well technically he doesn't proceed to get a message, he just gets a message, but definitely getting mad pussy.
"that man is getting laid"
Jesus dude...... you didn't need to bring the guy's uncle into the equation..... ouch... :3
*jazz music stops*
Your videos are a higher form of art. I still come by and re-watch them sometimes because they're still as funny the 12th time. Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton-eyed Sorrow ?
Christmas came early and sorrow claus is delivering
Why do i see you everywhere? especially in CryBoyGayMan's videos?
People stop liking this comment. It was at 420 let’s keep it like that
666th like B)
Saw you in the comments on a SuperMega podcast, now on a SorrowTV vid. Small world.
10:57 I hope everyone commented "leave her" so that the second possibility never has the chance to happen. Also so she can get as far away as possible from... _that._
A guy recently was dming my girlfriend calling her a pretty girl and etc every other message. My girlfriend said she disliked it, so he told her to stop replying and proceeded to post on his IG about how girls are sexist for taking compliments as flirting and that he was going to start beating women all while saying he wasn't trying to date her. What do y'all think, should I post it to the subreddit for shits and giggles?
do it holy shit
Do it. Then break his back
Show the world what really happened. HUMILIATE HIM!!!!
As long as she's ok with it (obviously), then yes; he deserves it.
I mean I would but I threw shade at a professor that dinged me for comma splices when he had an illegable gramatical error in an email so I'm like the jester of sass
I have two sides... Good guy... and CYCLE PATH.
AKA I let people run over me with their bikes.
@Bevil no kinkshaming
@@nasinnarcotics what if kinkshaming is their kink
👁👄👁
@@Loonaurtheworld then yes kinkshaming (with consent obviously)
Have you ever seen the classic movie American Cycle?
10:43 >gf is taken advantage of as a minor
>lack critical comprehension skills
>accuse her of not being faithful to you, who she hadn’t even met at the time
?????????????????????????????????
I know, right? The fact she had lost her virginity at 14 was already an alarm for me.
>implies it would be a good idea to beat her
@@Nexus-bf3ut > a misogynist dickhead.
Me a fifteen year old girl who has never been in a relationship watching this: IM IN DANGER
Stay off these sites where strangers can message you. And if you use a real photo they can reverse image search it and try to get your info. It's too dangerous
Also, if anyone sends you a d pic, send a magnifying glass emoji/picture, and then block them. All jokes aside, if anyone messes with you/demands attention or pictures, please remember that you owe them nothing, even if you've been talking for a while or know them in real life. Stay safe, honey!
@@blackrose25555 the first sentence is just fucking savage, thanks for the laugh.
@@prathamjain8929 Ah, thank you! I've never had to use it before, but I plan on it if I ever need to! And I'm glad I was able to make you laugh!😊
Batman probably: I'm nothing like you. You're a *cycle path.*
Darwin Aguilero I wonder if they placed that pic in r/boneappletea?
Ray Spartan yeah a lot of people did
Nice girl and nice guy meet
Actually quantum mechanics prevents that
Asrath Qathreth and then we find the nice parents
Which make entitled parents and a nice child and the cycle continues
@Armageddon Sinew Nah, fam, they have similar spin and mass. They'd just repel each other
@@KlavierMenn Omds did you just apply Pauli’s Exclusion principle 😂
@@kuyaleinad4195 Why yes!
No wonder she didn't want to talk to him. That guy's a dolphin
Hey man, a lot of chicks liked Shape of Water.
Look up Dolphin Love Story.
"how tall are you?"
"how much do you weigh?"
Mirroring the same level of superficiality could maybe be a fair response to being screened this way, but a Nice Guy will always take it to an extreme and doesn't possess the tact to navigate this delicate social scenario
I don't know the context, but assuming someone is asking height so they can screen potential dates is a little harsh, they might just be trying to get a better mental picture of the person they have never met. Even if you've seen pictures a lot of times people look significantly different in person. Always best to assume good intent until someone absolutely reveals otherwise.
I mean... even if she's asking because she likes tall guys, I still wouldn't pop the weight question. it may seem fair, but it reflects immaturity and insecurities. just be a bigger person and answer it, or ask her why it's important. if she doesn't like you because you're not tall enough, I wouldn't call her a bad person, but it wouldn't be a loss on your part.
then we must also assume
"how much do you weigh" is asked with good intent, just to get a better picture of a person
and we should assume good intent until it has been revealed otherwise
and to avery,
You are right: a person may like "tall" guys. We understand that it is fair to desire certain (w)height characteristics.
if weight is brought up as a question, then it should also be suggested that the asked simply be a bigger person and answer it, or ask why it's important instead
also, everyone is different and results will always vary in any specific scenario
in a general sense, these questions are
two sides of the same coin
how much do you weigh/how tall are you
two sides of the same coin @@letters7777
@@MichaeLangs True, but I'm giving advice to avoid unnecessary arguments and rudeness, as you don't control how the other person thinks. Me personally if someone says something that I perceive to be offensive but isn't obviously so, I think to myself is there any way it makes sense where it wasn't meant in an offensive manner, if there is I let it go. I think because social media tells people you shouldn't put up with this or with that, people do the opposite and think instead is there anyway that what he/she said is offensive and if there is they start an argument.
Everytime I watch this, Cunnilingus makes me physically heave.
I'm 23 and have never heard this word lol. It sounds creepy as shit though so I'm glad I've never heard it.
@@Knight_Jon_Artorias
... Cunnilingus is oral... on women.
@@jaysonklein6018 yes I'm aware, the way the creep used it, made its meaning very clear. I never said I didn't know what it meant, simply that I had never heard it used before. Nevertheless, it's a word I'll never use; as i said, it sounds creepy as shit.
@@jaysonklein6018 lol I'm 23 dude, not 13 but thank you for trying to inform me.
@@Knight_Jon_Artorias I'm 16 and I had no idea what it meant. I don't even know how to spell it without looking at the original comment.
Wow, just because I can understand Spanish I get Rick Rolled? Why all the smart nice guys like me keep getting treated like shit?
same
@@garbiiiiij r/woooosh
@Nate Smith r/i_am_very_smart
@@noneofyerbisness8702 Wow. That went over your head too. Also, wrong subreddit.
@@natesmith7096 Dude, Tia themself was also making a joke. Why are you whooshing others then r/iamverysmart someone who just r/iamverysmart ed you.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
NCR Desert Ranger I've been looking for this comment for 15 minutes, THANK YOU!!
r e t r i b u t i o n
Ya like the sight of yer own BLAD?!
We won't go quietly..the legion can count on that..
To anyone reading this plz subscribe to pewdiepie he is the number one subscribed to RUclipsr and he is about to get over taken by an Indian channel called T-series.
I was actually ROFLing at "cycle path".
Am i the only one who is scrolling in hopes to find a nice guy commenting against these videos?
I don't think they really exist
@@d76458 your right
I'm just looking for comments about his Big Iron cover tbh
Zaraenia "This video is so offensive to me, I just try my hardest to get a nice beautiful girl, but all they want are attractive douches who will abuse them and break their heart later. THEY DESERVE IT. FUCKING W H O R E S" -A nice guy, somewhere
I always wondered what would happen if you linked the subreddit to a Nice Guy. Would they realise that they're not actually nice? Or would they reject it?
DID I JUST GET RICK ROLLED IN SPANISH!?
Si
Да
Oui
Fr I was just about to comment this
Ja
That one with the height was Edward Elric levels of overreaction.
That's way too accurate...
*I'M NOT EVEN THAT SHORT!!!*
Yeah totally accurate!
Real shit
You could almost hear Vic Mignogna’s voice.
Damn I just got rickrolled in Spanish
@@Dubngrub Stop tickrolling her you low IQ jock. I'll never understand why girls go out with people like you and not nice guys like *me.*
@@imppro Wow, okay. Maybe you should shut your filthy, foul mouth and stop trying to trick such a fair lady with your wicked ways. For it is I, who is a real knight of valor and truth.
The complete depravity, of the replies on this thread are humiliating to the human males with an above average IQ of 132 and three quarters. M'lady I must have you know that if you need defending I will happily be impaled by a thousand swords than allow you to be harmed by any of the toxicity of the perverse nature of teenage boys. I am not a Chad, so we are a perfect match. You and I *BELONG TOGETHER*
@@fingermelikeyourerewinding9749
My intelligence is enough to rival the greatest minds in the galaxy, your pathetic 7'3" frame is obsolete when you have the IQ and personality of a walnut. Seeing as how my eloquent and sophisticated vocabulary is lost upon you I will divulge in communicating to you in a way your feeble mind can comprehend. /*IM ALREADY TRACER*/
Epic4reelz I already fucked tracer
Most of the time my brain doesn't even register that real people sat there and sent those messages, but the times it does I get an over whelming sense of dread and despair.
Your profile picture is so cute!
@@fishbuddy547 aww! Thank you
I hope you’re doing well. Your content is still cracking me up. I love listening to these.
A nice blend of cringey, funny, and terrifyingly misogynistic
Nice guys just have it all
*Insert generic 14 year old tik tok meme lord comment here*
@@genmoe Women belong in the kitchen - *Y E E T* -
this sounds like a Gordon Ramsay review
"Your body is made for a MAN and one MAN!"
Maybe if "nice" guys dropped this possessive mindset they might mind you might actually get a date with a girl. Though that is doubtful as that requires self reflection.
@Leah Love can you send me the link im interested
Dennis Williams what toothpaste you use
@glfmn Based on how you describe it, that woman is no more responsible for modern incels than Karl Wilhelm was responsible for the Nazis. Sure, he might've been responsible for the base of the problem, but he wasn't the one who built Auschwitz
Dennis Williams Or maybe if they spent 0.1 seconds trying to understand the girls they are so obsessed with instead of projecting their bizarre interpretation of the world on them
In Italy, to offend the ignorants, we say "goat", and I think that's beautiful.
Yeah in Australia we just call someone a "shit cunt" and that gets the message across pretty clearly. Now that's fucking beauty mate.
@@jacobneale3985 in Canada we just say "Oh, that's nice."
We're known for passive aggressiveness.
Baldr Odinson I’m not Canadian but this seems like something I would do. 🤣
Capra!! Capra ignorante!
in america we just do everything this video did
My sister and I both have seen this episode and we’ll just scream at each other
Me- YOU’RE A PSYCLE PATH
My sister- NO, UNICYCLE PATH
Me- GAH I’VE BEEN BEATEN
wut
Chaos trumps logic? XD
"Ya know for a group of guys who's whole thing is not abusing women they seem oddly fixated on it"
PETA joined and server
OK ITS BEEN 4 MONTHS, BUT THIS GOT ME MORE THAN ANY OF THE TOP COMMENTS
@@reven5367 I agree this has got me many times I'm just making this now as this is just fucking under-rated.
Perfect
SHOTS FIRED
@@reven5367 OK I KNOW ITS BEEN 4 MORE MONTH BUT THIS COMMENT MADE MY DAY THANK YOU
the 5 stages of grief nice guy edition:
1. bargaining
2. anger
then anger 2 more times
5. accep- nah jk its anger again
guess the middle age version of nice guys where "go out with me, or I will acuse you of witchcraft" glad those days are over
Hunchback of Notre Dame in a nutshell.
Holup
THAT BASS ON BIG IRON GOT ME IN MY FEELS BRO
OMG AGREED
I love that song haha, Marty Robins is the shit
Witlik __ when I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling
I'm now hoping for a full version by Sorrow...
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
I wanna know what these guys think "treating someone right" looks like
But at the same time, I don't.
They just wanna get in ur pants...thats it
Try wrapping them up and chaining them to a wall then coming in to touch one singular boob and walk away just to feed them once a week and then have connilingus (don’t know how to spell that) and eventually get bored and move to the next one. Yup true relationship goals these guys have 😂😂 I swear I could be one of these guys but I’m not a C Y C L E P A T H
Buying them things and doing nice things for them, but excpecting sex or control over them as though they were dolls. At least that's the context I'm grasping from it. My version of treating somone right is just to compliment them when they're down and try to cheer them up partially with my own self depriciating jokes, any task assistance I can offer, or food that's about all I'm good for is trying to make people feel less blah in the big blah universe and then dissapearing into obscurity and darkness with my limes and soup like the phantom I am X'D
Though I will admit night tea is the closest thing to "treating me right" any of these nice guys suggested. Like other people do that! I'm not alone in that!?
"GROSS, OBSCENE COMMENT INCOMING"
Ad: "Meditate with your screen locked."
Did I just got rickrolled in spanish?
vivaheavymetal1 Ricardo-rolled
Ricardo-enrollado
Yeah...
Totally...
Omg is that what it was. Damnit.
Rip.
5:26 "oh I'm such a nice guy and I think you deserve to get abused if you don't choose me however because you had it coming."
SO. VERY. NICE.
*Sorrow TV: censoring obscene words like spread, suck and legs since 2018*
TheAnanyo watch your gosh darned mouth mister!
@@SamuraiX6288 How dare your utter the M word you filthy fopdoodle!
Watch your *PROFANITY* !!
@@TasteTheRainbow346 **faints at profanity of the mention of the word profanity**
*seizing, dying on the floor due to the mere existence of profanity*
There's a bonus r/boneappletea at 4:05
And r/iamverybadass
Osteoporosis
Oh, my god, it's one of those pity parties!
And on in 14:04
You stole my comment, DANG IT
“What kind of toothpaste do you use?” Is an underrated Ice breaker 😂
"I'm glad your fiancé died"
Sorrow tv: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey 69
I read that as soon as he said it 😂
"Plus you save gas money"
Oh no
"Um... ok."
*Oh no*
I was just trying to be nice
*OH NO*
He had it going good with that girl, I could tell. Congratulations, he played himself
@@cholxpunk8881 that was so out of the blue and insensitive! How do people live with themselves after saying something like that?
@@ReiAnikaAyanami idfk
@@ReiAnikaAyanami don't know, but he went too far with that statement.
Lol I'm 6'3, what's with guys obsession with height? It was NOT an easy ride back when I was single.
I think being polite, washing regularly and being able to relax are the keys to success, not being over 6'😂
10/10 would (*dolphin sounds*) again
6:42 i think i physically shrank back in horror... dear god no girl wants to ever hear that
That's some kinky shit sounds like something I would do
some of us don't mind earning the ol' red wings.
some. :?
Yeah like just leave us alone for like a week a month. Such a gross creep
Doesn't help he looks like old school Chris-chan (DO not look that up you WILL go insane)
@@kanehodder3459LOOK IT UP LOOK IT UP LOOK IT UP