r/nicegirls Top Posts of All Time [6]

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @bruhmoment6144
    @bruhmoment6144 4 года назад +4181

    Boy: I broke up with her because she stabbed me
    His best friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted to se your inner self, I see

    • @yummers9374
      @yummers9374 4 года назад +153

      im dying omg

    • @matmarz
      @matmarz 4 года назад +70

      Why does that sound like something Yusuke would say?

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +9

      😆

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +93

      greg, you only keep backing her up because you're screwing her, shut up.

    • @amariboxill9033
      @amariboxill9033 4 года назад +58

      @@yummers9374 is that because she stabbed you?

  • @proopmcshitlington3392
    @proopmcshitlington3392 4 года назад +6133

    why would people use the term "emotional baggage" when they can just say "Griefcase"

  • @washingbubble1780
    @washingbubble1780 5 лет назад +3282

    6:09
    She was a poem
    But he was Jared 19

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 5 лет назад +48

      Why doesn't this have more likes?

    • @yucknomegusta
      @yucknomegusta 5 лет назад +36

      I fucking love this.

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 5 лет назад +135

      Can I say it?
      *He never fucking learned how to read*

    • @adenine6189
      @adenine6189 5 лет назад +34

      Why isn't this top comment and why aren't you a comedian yet

    • @jasmynmyers5176
      @jasmynmyers5176 5 лет назад +16

      And never freakin learned how to read

  • @puppeteer9971
    @puppeteer9971 4 года назад +1784

    SHREK LIKED HER AS A *HUMAN* HE WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT *HE* WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR FIONA.

  • @migggo9973
    @migggo9973 5 лет назад +1853

    "my only side chicks are your other personalities" OOF THAT WAS SAVAGE ASF

  • @Molly-bj5gb
    @Molly-bj5gb 5 лет назад +3023

    It works the same both ways. If a girl is making you feel like shit, trying to keep you from hanging out with friends, DESTROYS your PROPERTY, or physically hurts you- it’s abuse. Simple as that. You deserve to feel loved and not afraid of the person your with.

    • @demogorgon1856
      @demogorgon1856 5 лет назад +21

      T Nailz *beeeeeeep*
      my virgin detector has picked up a signal

    • @strangeziga222
      @strangeziga222 5 лет назад +35

      @@demogorgon1856 beep beep beeeeep beeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep

    • @z_bennet4208
      @z_bennet4208 5 лет назад +3

      i love your name

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 лет назад +3

      i love your name.

    • @Scuppun
      @Scuppun 5 лет назад +32

      Go MGTOW...... problem solved. No more self entitled chick bs. Why would you want to get involved with someone who turns around in a sentence and say that they hate you because you said no.
      How the hell do women think that verbally abusing a guy will make that guy want to be in a relationship with that woman? That's narcissistic psychotic behaviour on the woman's part. That and the fact they want to get hold of a guy's financial resources for their own use. Leaches.

  • @tiredstudent4547
    @tiredstudent4547 5 лет назад +6044

    "I am over 200 lbs" "Oh there, there it is." LMAO

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 5 лет назад +50

      @Wes Prang NAh she's is forever single because she is over 200 lbs.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 лет назад +205

      33/Al'Zuhr\ Even if she wasn't fat, she would still remain single.

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 5 лет назад +13

      @@SakuraAvalon Well im skiny and single ..wait what are we talking about ? owo lmao

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +38

      Yes...hight and weight are...different. I see...the expansion of the male body vertically is much more important than the expansion of the female body horizontally. Suuuure

    • @voltexvoltex3283
      @voltexvoltex3283 5 лет назад +23

      she just wana b like Melman and Gloria from Madagascar. Lol

  • @aggressivecrybby
    @aggressivecrybby 5 лет назад +3383

    why dose this man sound like he’s dubbing a whole entire anime show by him self

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +168

      and doing a good job at it

    • @JackAnthony19
      @JackAnthony19 4 года назад +31

      *does, also, very true

    • @sweetchocolate7113
      @sweetchocolate7113 4 года назад +18

      @@randompromises1038 that's so true and he sounds like 2 different anime guys

    • @notquitehuman5097
      @notquitehuman5097 4 года назад +17

      Your comment made me realize how similar yanderes and nice girls are.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +4

      Subs are better dude.
      Don’t fight me.

  • @Hannah-nl5qq
    @Hannah-nl5qq 5 лет назад +3411

    *looks around and cautiously whispers* Is...is Samantha gone?

    • @schlichtnsbuh
      @schlichtnsbuh 5 лет назад +127

      Samantha was in our hearts all along. Sorry.

    • @samanthamorris2744
      @samanthamorris2744 5 лет назад +59

      Im🤣 lol im here jk

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 лет назад +195

      SNL doesn't stand for Saturday Night Live. It stands for Samantha Never Leaves.

    • @viniciussbenz4301
      @viniciussbenz4301 5 лет назад +83

      DON'T SAY THE FORBIDDEN NAME

    • @Mothman-185
      @Mothman-185 5 лет назад +40

      Hannah O NO DONT THAT WILL SUMMON HER

  • @caseygreyson4178
    @caseygreyson4178 5 лет назад +1514

    I go to school with a girl like this. Basically, she would always post on social media about being sad and single, and how she desperately wanted a boyfriend. So finally she asked someone out, and it was me. She messaged me saying “Hey! I was just wondering if you’d maybe like to be my bf? ;)” and I didn’t know about her being desperate when I got this message. I didn’t know her that well at all, and she was pretty cute. So I responded with “Thank you but I don’t know you that well. But I’d be happy to go on a date and get to know you. Would you like to catch a movie sometime?”, and she just went insane. Even though I literally offered to go on a date with her, she goes on about how I have no respect for her, I’m the most disgusting and rude person she’s ever talked to, and that she was going to kill herself because of me rejecting her. Wtf?? I didn’t reject you. I said I wanted to know you better over a date. I’m not about going straight into bf/gf. And the next day of school she started telling kids that I was the one that asked her out and that I was a “desperate pig” and I “harassed” her. So I leaked those screenshots ASAP lmao

    • @thepsychicgaymer9888
      @thepsychicgaymer9888 5 лет назад +338

      "leaked those screenshots ASAP"
      Yes dude, fucking screenshot that shit if you feel uncomfortable for evidence to help you.

    • @actuallyNo...
      @actuallyNo... 5 лет назад +21

      classic

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +89

      @** Welp, one of the niceguy episodes was literally the diary of a guy who later tried to kidnap the girl he liked.

    • @wakeupfilthy
      @wakeupfilthy 5 лет назад +1

      R/thathappened

    • @cantputashrugasausernameso5105
      @cantputashrugasausernameso5105 5 лет назад +56

      @@wakeupfilthy Nah, I believe him. I've seen people like that in high school before, so.

  • @m.h2247
    @m.h2247 6 лет назад +4194

    Did the prom girl actually think this would work like “hi look I know u have a gf but *im just worth more* “

    • @vinnyharrington188
      @vinnyharrington188 6 лет назад +35

      Melody Headburn
      m.ruclips.net/video/Bg59q4puhmg/видео.html

    • @nathanm.m.rodrigues1187
      @nathanm.m.rodrigues1187 6 лет назад +75

      Melody Headburn - Nice girls don't need logic

    • @silaskryger6204
      @silaskryger6204 6 лет назад +23

      The Sad Thing Is Probably :(

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 6 лет назад +151

      it sounds like something from like a cheesy high school movie in 2008 or something i didnt know people were actually like that

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 6 лет назад +101

      Melody Headburn she's entitled and thinks everyone likes her... Pretty sad, being that delusional

  • @friendgray1
    @friendgray1 4 года назад +973

    Boy: She killed my sister because I was “talking to her too much”
    His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you to pay a little bit of attention to her, and made her feel insecure by talking to other girls, even when she asked you not to? I see...

    • @mayteexxis
      @mayteexxis 4 года назад +28

      Definition of simp

    • @JMR_2028
      @JMR_2028 4 года назад +37

      Boy: Shut the fuck up Greg

    • @sumdood8563
      @sumdood8563 4 года назад +3

      This is the best one.

    • @captainahab2711
      @captainahab2711 4 года назад +11

      Boy: Don't talk to me at my sister's funeral, or I'm gonna beat you into a stump

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 года назад +6

      @@mayteexxis Simp(le fucking minded)

  • @Ryu1ify
    @Ryu1ify 5 лет назад +5966

    If you're 5'6" in the U.S, you wouldn't be 5'6" in China. You'd be 168 cm.

    • @meiai6487
      @meiai6487 5 лет назад +361

      Intellectual

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin 5 лет назад +57

      Meh

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 5 лет назад +155

      @@07kamichamakarin don't do this

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin 5 лет назад +244

      @@Ryu1ify How could you?! I was too nice to even reply on your comment? I Am a NiCe GiRl YOU SHOULD THANK ME.

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 5 лет назад +82

      @@07kamichamakarin Please just let me be happy.

  • @mikip282
    @mikip282 6 лет назад +2161

    “My only side chicks are your other personalities”
    I CAN’T WHO IS THIS LEGEND OF A MAN

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 6 лет назад +111

      He needs to get with the chick who deflected the *CREEPY ASTERISKS* nice guy by turning his would-be sexual role-play into an IKEA. XD

    • @JustZal
      @JustZal 6 лет назад +5

      I CANT AGREE WITH YOU MORE

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran 6 лет назад +10

      @Robin Chesterfield
      Robin... Dear, sweet Robin... I hope you understand that now I will need any kind of link to where ever I can read this beautiful, beautiful tale you have just described.

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 6 лет назад +6

      @@ToaKoran I think Sorrow read it in one of his r/niceguys videos, or it was Joinen that read it in one of his. I can't remember which one but it was truely beautiful.

    • @ToaKoran
      @ToaKoran 6 лет назад +5

      I shall search for this wonder of the universe, but if you remember which it is, and can link me to it, I'd be very appreciative.

  • @smileplease_91
    @smileplease_91 6 лет назад +3867

    Don't ever stop the r/nicegirls and r/niceguys.

    • @h4dvision970
      @h4dvision970 6 лет назад +38

      Dont ever stop anny Reddit video

    • @matheuscruz8574
      @matheuscruz8574 6 лет назад +68

      Nice guys be like: Hello my fair lady... answer me bitch!
      Nice girls be like: How can you reject me? I'm gonna make a whole fanfic inside my head in which I'm the one rejecting YOU! Ha ha, you got rejected!

    • @tadeuszabramowicz7081
      @tadeuszabramowicz7081 6 лет назад +8

      WAIT!
      r/nicedads

    • @b1gbruh894
      @b1gbruh894 6 лет назад +9

      r/Nicecanadians

    • @jukedbyw1tch
      @jukedbyw1tch 6 лет назад +3

      WAIT r/nice brothers and sisters

  • @bananamanchester4156
    @bananamanchester4156 4 года назад +1013

    Guy: she MURDERED my MOTHER and wore her face as a mask!!!
    Greg: so you broke her heart because she wanted to be the most important, loving woman in your life... I see...

    • @Inferno144
      @Inferno144 4 года назад +18

      Lisa Trevor vibes from this

    • @isthatyouman09
      @isthatyouman09 4 года назад +11

      @@Inferno144 fucking hell, you are right 🤣

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 6 лет назад +3779

    Actually no. If you are 5'6" and 200 lbs in the US, you wouldn't be 5'6" and 200 lbs in China...
    You would be 1.6 m and 91 kg.

    • @ckv954
      @ckv954 6 лет назад +124

      RRW lol my thoughts exactly

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 лет назад +221

      That's centimeters mate

    • @lo7058
      @lo7058 6 лет назад +39

      Phoenix1220 OH FUCK

    • @NTC_
      @NTC_ 6 лет назад +127

      Kaduc if your dick is 1.6 meters ya might wanna see a doctor XD

    • @iamrolfie3755
      @iamrolfie3755 6 лет назад +10

      Kaduc
      Dumb ass

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 6 лет назад +1798

    Control and (threatening) destruction of property ACTUALLY is one of the list points of abuse

    • @randominternettoaster7859
      @randominternettoaster7859 6 лет назад +54

      She destroyed a perfectly great Fallout fame

    • @DJ-xd3dt
      @DJ-xd3dt 6 лет назад +10

      Cats 👏👏👏

    • @Mischievous__Slime
      @Mischievous__Slime 6 лет назад +12

      @@randominternettoaster7859 im pretty sure you meant game but it is still the same thing

    • @MadameMushroom
      @MadameMushroom 6 лет назад +15

      My signifigant other plays video games and I learn french take small lessons. We then spend time together throughout the day. Should I destroy his game and he destroy my phone just because we spend a few hours apart on different hobbies.

    • @09razpup
      @09razpup 6 лет назад +2

      YES DESTROY HIS GAME GAMES ARE EVIL THEY MAKE MEN FOOLS FOOOLS I TELL YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS DITCH THAT MAN FOR SOMEONE WHO TAKES LAW SCHOOL

  • @ligma8600
    @ligma8600 6 лет назад +3114

    *”my only side chicks, are your other personalities”*

    • @safetyfirst5917
      @safetyfirst5917 6 лет назад +20

      The voice actor for Linda is a guy, fun fact.

    • @elijahevangelista8177
      @elijahevangelista8177 6 лет назад +22

      That username S U C Cs
      Badum tshhhh
      I'm not trying to be rude, I just saw a pun opportunity and took it

    • @corioko8097
      @corioko8097 6 лет назад +13

      @@elijahevangelista8177 I'll give you credit because no one else would ;)

    • @elijahevangelista8177
      @elijahevangelista8177 6 лет назад +6

      FenneX
      Thank you

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 6 лет назад +8

      OMG HAHAHA, thank you so much. I didn't see that part of the video! It isn't like it was at the start.

  • @petrusvoutilainen8416
    @petrusvoutilainen8416 5 лет назад +768

    Nice girl: you’re not a very nice person
    Nice guy: My time to shine

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 лет назад +45

      You want the world to explode or something

    • @theomegadestructor4974
      @theomegadestructor4974 5 лет назад +33

      @@donnamitsuki281 nah that's just how entitled parents are made

    • @SaiyanShinobi
      @SaiyanShinobi 4 года назад +3

      Lol this comment made me think of Jerry and Beth in Rick & Morty 😆

  • @dirtyharry0191
    @dirtyharry0191 6 лет назад +922

    Atleast there's no
    *S A M A N T H A*

    • @k.r2081
      @k.r2081 6 лет назад +68

      Samantha is always watching
      👀

    • @kristianolsen2913
      @kristianolsen2913 6 лет назад +26

      Shhhh! She can hear you!

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 лет назад +1

      Harry of the Dirt SYKE there all Samantha

    • @ProfessionalRtard
      @ProfessionalRtard 6 лет назад +4

      Satantha

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 6 лет назад +21

      *drums are heard in the distance as something slowly approaches just out of sight, the sound of her steps slowly but surely rising in volume as her lumbering, hulking silhouette becomes barely distinguishable in the darkness.*
      "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!"

  • @jam9484
    @jam9484 6 лет назад +2650

    Not only does this man have a scarily good female voice...
    _He has seemingly hundreds of them._

    • @Cryptideer
      @Cryptideer 6 лет назад +105

      Sorrow TV is Ursula confirmed

    • @dragonsember
      @dragonsember 6 лет назад +24

      Not A Prophet he sounds like smokers sometimes

    • @lillatoons71
      @lillatoons71 6 лет назад +77

      It’s his other personalities

    • @samaspoku1759
      @samaspoku1759 6 лет назад +23

      #facerevealwasfaked

    • @seess8251
      @seess8251 6 лет назад +25

      "how many souls? HOW MANY??"

  • @tangomartinez9600
    @tangomartinez9600 5 лет назад +3830

    "She was a rainbow
    but he was colorblind"
    ..colorblind people aren't 100% blind, they can still see some colors.

    • @crystalvoodoo91
      @crystalvoodoo91 5 лет назад +301

      And some of them see certain colors as different colors
      Like some people with red green colorblindness see green as red and red as green

    • @Storm3785
      @Storm3785 5 лет назад +6

      U

    • @cctz_1
      @cctz_1 5 лет назад +144

      Just like men only see some women 😔😔 why can’t they just see me for ME a nice girl

    • @yoo349
      @yoo349 5 лет назад +11

      Flaccid Pancake
      Is that a joke?

    • @cctz_1
      @cctz_1 5 лет назад +95

      chiken nugget if you have to ask im frankly concerned my guy

  • @scraw6389
    @scraw6389 5 лет назад +1645

    I’d pay good money to see a nice guy and a nice girl talk to each other

    • @scraperindustry
      @scraperindustry 4 года назад +190

      They never will because they are both so delusional that they only go after people way out of their league.

    • @matthewlong7547
      @matthewlong7547 4 года назад +72

      I hope they find eachother. (so on one else has to be with them)

    • @pissandcornflakes9119
      @pissandcornflakes9119 4 года назад +5

      @Gagan Singh that makes perfect sense lmao

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii 4 года назад +18

      They did, get married, and file a divorce later

    • @Reub3
      @Reub3 3 года назад +13

      They do find each other.
      This is why we have antifa kids, mass shooters and jogging serial killers in south chicago.

  • @masterfulmelon3769
    @masterfulmelon3769 6 лет назад +2369

    Boy: She locked me in the basement, chained me to a pole, and would only feed me mush. i never got to go outside, never talked to anyone, couldnt see my family
    Best friend: so you broke her heart because she loved you? because she always wanted you by her side? because she cared for you, and wanted to be more important to you than anyone else? i see...

    • @JParr92
      @JParr92 6 лет назад +198

      Clearly she cares a lot about him

    • @masterfulmelon3769
      @masterfulmelon3769 6 лет назад +208

      @@JParr92 yeah. What a cruel man.

    • @notsauer
      @notsauer 6 лет назад +224

      Boy: She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague upon our houses!
      His best friend: She did?!?
      Boy: No. But am I just gonna sit around until she does!

    • @datemoboi3341
      @datemoboi3341 6 лет назад +12

      Masterful Melon 😂👌😂👌

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 лет назад +49

      Is this girl Yuno Gasai?

  • @mico8939
    @mico8939 6 лет назад +1191

    6:04 She was poetry. But he couldnt read.
    His name was Jared, hes 19.

    • @aruiti9678
      @aruiti9678 6 лет назад +54

      He also wants to kill his little brother

    • @Kangaru13
      @Kangaru13 6 лет назад +20

      Marraskuun Varis I’ve found the legendary comment

    • @meganbayram5092
      @meganbayram5092 6 лет назад

      Omg yes 😂😂😂

    • @bostiniawsomchanel7531
      @bostiniawsomchanel7531 6 лет назад +19

      Too bad Jared never fucking learned how to read

    • @mariaarzeno9251
      @mariaarzeno9251 5 лет назад +1

      Lol. This is brilliant 😂

  • @bruhbaby4200
    @bruhbaby4200 6 лет назад +5990

    I feel like Sorrow is slowly going insane from these videos

    • @athenwalton
      @athenwalton 6 лет назад +268

      Avox What do you mean? He's already insane

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 6 лет назад +22

      Yea

    • @Hys868
      @Hys868 6 лет назад +160

      Athen Walton yeah he has all those fucking voices in his head

    • @amuricuh6143
      @amuricuh6143 6 лет назад +77

      The niceness is consuming him

    • @zaya5360
      @zaya5360 6 лет назад +57

      He was insane from the beginning

  • @ashtongodfrin6999
    @ashtongodfrin6999 5 лет назад +356

    What pissed me off about the Princess Fiona post is the part that said "All men do is take". Shrek is an ogre. Not a man.

  • @ZNZbane
    @ZNZbane 6 лет назад +312

    I've noticed that a common thread among nicegirls is that whenever they get turned down, they always try to make it seem like they're completely above the guy's level. saying shit about how the guy is blowing his chance with her.
    Folks, don't ever date someone who thinks that they're above you, or tries to make you feel like you're below them. They're saying that so they can control you, don't listen to them

    • @sirsoftspoken
      @sirsoftspoken 6 лет назад +8

      Sound words!

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 6 лет назад +23

      Great advice. Two people in a relationship are supposed to be equals.

    • @Leanormand
      @Leanormand 6 лет назад +9

      I think nobody can know at first if a person is a ''nicegirl/guy'' because when they start talking to you, you will only receive praises and shits like ''you perfect, don't ever change, love you, etc'' (it's still more easy to reconize "niceguy'' because they will act like fucking knights). I think the only way to figure this out is when you have a fight with them, that can be because you know that something was weird with the girl or for trivial reason like ''am i pretty/hot?, who is ''mom''? What did you fucking do yesterday?''. In any way, i don't know how people can remain calm when they have a fight with them, like are they deceive or didn't they have somewhat feelings for them? Because i know that i would definitly not act like a serious adult.

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex 6 лет назад

      +Angela
      Go back to /soc/

    • @caerys
      @caerys 6 лет назад +2

      Dio Uhh... what does that have to do with anything?

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 5 лет назад +660

    "I thought you said we were done."
    "Oh so you're not gonna make an effort"
    The only girl I ever dated did this EXACT THING. Told me she couldn't continue after weeks of emotionally toying with me, I told her that I respected her decision (as much as it hurt me) and she responded with "I thought you'd fight harder for that."
    Dodged. A. Bullet.

    • @aanomalous
      @aanomalous 5 лет назад +42

      Nice dodge bro. You would be great on a professional dodgeball team. (Sorry for the dad joke)

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 5 лет назад +6

      Can I put that bullet into a gun? I lost faith in humanity.

    • @idontevenknow9758
      @idontevenknow9758 5 лет назад +10

      I genuinely don’t understand why people play games like this. When me and my boyfriend broke up it was done and done, no hostilely. We still talk as friends.

    • @someguyontheinternet8793
      @someguyontheinternet8793 5 лет назад +7

      I barely have enough effort to get up in the morning what makes them think I have enough to play this game

    • @ZombieNoodles13
      @ZombieNoodles13 5 лет назад +1

      you straight Matrixed that shid

  • @mathieuhabib8900
    @mathieuhabib8900 6 лет назад +492

    “what a cute little damaged boy” i lost it

  • @pigeon9952
    @pigeon9952 4 года назад +218

    Boy: I broke up with her because she tied me up and left me in her basement for months
    His best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted you always to be with her, and never forget her? I see...

  • @Fanimati0n
    @Fanimati0n 6 лет назад +1105

    "My only side chicks are your other personalities" made me pause to laugh

    • @yermumstoe1670
      @yermumstoe1670 5 лет назад +11

      i guess that means she has a personality disorder

    • @lindamonroe7724
      @lindamonroe7724 5 лет назад +1

      Nice pfp

    • @intothekey
      @intothekey 5 лет назад +2

      The Max profile goes well with this comment.

    • @mayo1361
      @mayo1361 5 лет назад +1

      @@yermumstoe1670 r/woooooooosh

    • @kathyfr6000
      @kathyfr6000 5 лет назад

      마티니즈유리창 nah only that she’s hella two faced

  • @DJ-xd3dt
    @DJ-xd3dt 5 лет назад +797

    him: well she stabbed me!
    his friend: so you broke her heart because she wanted you to love her

    • @catalinad6982
      @catalinad6982 5 лет назад +2

      Did u copy that from Masterful Melon?

    • @Running_Colours
      @Running_Colours 5 лет назад +47

      I see...

    • @yucknomegusta
      @yucknomegusta 5 лет назад +42

      him : she sold my dog because she told me he was being " loud "
      his friend : so you broke her heart because she was only looking out for your sensitive ears ?

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet 5 лет назад +1

      whahahahaha.. lmao

    • @Leeeeeeeverett
      @Leeeeeeeverett 5 лет назад +31

      Boy:she killed my parents because I spent to much time with them
      Friend:so you broke her heart because she didn't want anything keeping you apart? I see...

  • @katedate96
    @katedate96 6 лет назад +3830

    I wonder how many nice girls like those obnoxious inspirational quotes to seem like their personality is deeper than the Mariana trench.

    • @a-10warthog51
      @a-10warthog51 6 лет назад +76

      Roasted

    • @lonelywhale5037
      @lonelywhale5037 6 лет назад +156

      Katie Date Nice girls personally is as deep as the kiddie pool

    • @calicojack7029
      @calicojack7029 6 лет назад +9

      I love spaghetti

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 6 лет назад +28

      Katie Date if you can't quote Lovecraft then you've never reached the depths

    • @roach_man_roach_man4024
      @roach_man_roach_man4024 6 лет назад +99

      yeah but the thing is with the Mariana Trench is, its really deep, but preeeeetttty empty

  • @nikhilsilva5244
    @nikhilsilva5244 5 лет назад +1180

    You literally sound like an english dub of an anime protagonist

    • @theomegadestructor4974
      @theomegadestructor4974 5 лет назад +22

      Did you even heard the voice of 'Marshall does stuff'?that dude is gold

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 лет назад +13

      @@theomegadestructor4974 he's the embodiment of sorrow's content

    • @Slobzz
      @Slobzz 4 года назад +13

      @@ghulam237 marshall sounds like sorrow tv and bill wirtz secret love child

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +2

      DAMN

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 года назад

      @@setsers1 daniel back at it again with the white vans

  • @TXRider
    @TXRider 5 лет назад +539

    11:13
    Because co-dependence, manipulation, and emotional abuse is so romantic. Dirty pool, fictional best friend.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 лет назад +80

      TXRider Don’t know why that one bothered me the most. Maybe it’s the idea of a "friend" making excuses for someone who appears to be toxic.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 5 лет назад +39

      @@MissCaraMint Guys don't talk like this to each other in actuality lol. I don't think it was written for guys since a man would need to have zero male interaction in his life to believe and/or sympathize with what the "best friend" is saying.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 5 лет назад +16

      Andrew A Obviously it’s a construct, no one talks like that, but it still bothers me.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +12

      My response to that entire segment was the meme of “they got us in the first half not gonna lie”

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 лет назад +9

      TXRider honestly I hate the whole clingy thing. I had to agree with the dude making “excuses” and I hated the feeling it gave that the girl gives him everything too like what kind of shit xD

  • @un_frog1307
    @un_frog1307 6 лет назад +2520

    we should lock nice girls and nice guys in a room and see what happens

  • @FezzesRCool11
    @FezzesRCool11 6 лет назад +224

    "Oh my god. My only side chicks are your other personalities."
    I don't know or care if that's real or fake, that's genius.

  • @angrydisk
    @angrydisk 5 лет назад +278

    3:07
    Honestly hate online dating sites. When I ask a woman how much she weighs and she asks me how tall I am back is a sign of immaturity for me. Let me break this down, every human is different and we all come in unique shapes and sizes. BUT let me say there is no correlation between height and weight in this scenario, if you are 150lbs in China you are still 150lbs in the U.S. that measurement is solid and looks the same all over the world. I am under 6'0" but I walk with my height like a damn king, but someone bigger or skinnier than me with the same height is gonna look different from me. So when I ask how much a girl weighs I am trying to see on the most basic fundamental level if I'm going to be attracted to you. My measure on a stick is not gonna change anything about me 🤷‍♂️.

  • @captainniko8910
    @captainniko8910 5 лет назад +1759

    “It’s cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend”
    Well it’s also cruel and FINANCIALLY abusive to destroy your boyfriend’s video game.

    • @Feksen1
      @Feksen1 5 лет назад +45

      Especially one where you're supposed to put in hundreds of hours. I've put in around 39 days worth and I know if someone broke my Fallout 4 disk, I'd kill them (ignoring the fact that it was a birthday present, those hours could've been spent getting me a life).

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 5 лет назад +100

      Her actions were actually domestic abuse. Destroying property to modify the behavior of a partner is textbook abuse.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 5 лет назад +32

      Seriously stuff like that pisses me off. Especially when you see videos online of girls breaking the boyfriends gaming systems, never mind the price of the system itself, but depending the kinds of games you play if you don't save to a cloud that's hundreds of hours of work lost.

    • @Feksen1
      @Feksen1 5 лет назад +31

      That's also forgetting the circumstances under which you got the console/computer in the first place. What if the person got it from a loved one that died and it was the final gift they ever gave? What if it was given to them by a highschool crush?
      It's a bit far-fetched to say everyone got it in a circumstance like those, but it's still a possibility.

    • @theinkslicer
      @theinkslicer 5 лет назад +29

      What's stupid about chicks that think like that, is that once you're dating someone your not allowed to enjoy hobbies or other interests if they aren't into the same thing or not blowing money on them.

  • @KL0NT
    @KL0NT 6 лет назад +668

    I have yet to see a clash between a niceguy and a nicegirl.

    • @Horror_culture-
      @Horror_culture- 6 лет назад +163

      De Jonkheer we need this. We fucking need this so badly

    • @blegh33
      @blegh33 6 лет назад +265

      De Jonkheer unstoppable force meets immovable object

    • @adrianh9326
      @adrianh9326 6 лет назад +89

      De Jonkheer lmao top 10 anime battles

    • @Bobfromjanitorial
      @Bobfromjanitorial 6 лет назад +124

      Um, they'd end up smashing, not clashing.
      2 people 2 desperate 2 stop

    • @fordfiesta3698
      @fordfiesta3698 6 лет назад +7

      De Jonkheer We need this as top liked post

  • @dayc_
    @dayc_ 6 лет назад +5149

    Sorrow I want you to be my girl

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 6 лет назад +165

      Daci J I was literally reading this right as it played.

    • @DOTFilthy
      @DOTFilthy 6 лет назад +3

      Pol

    • @stooz238
      @stooz238 6 лет назад +7

      TheChickenRiceBowl same

    • @MrJreed1000
      @MrJreed1000 6 лет назад +3

      Daci J this makes me laugh.. 😄…

    • @justfred1121
      @justfred1121 6 лет назад +1

      Oh hey Gud meme

  • @Kralledd
    @Kralledd 4 года назад +317

    Man, this "so you broke her heart because" part is making me angry, ANGRY I SAY

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 6 лет назад +8948

    “I’m over 200 Lb (pauses) THERE IT IS” 😂😂😂

    • @surrealboy1390
      @surrealboy1390 6 лет назад +249

      DJFaceplant20 The delivery was on point

    • @eurghunner
      @eurghunner 6 лет назад +494

      Meanwhile in Europe "I'm over 200lb" *pauses and google 200lb to kg*

    • @lightrosebud
      @lightrosebud 6 лет назад +48

      its probably a lot

    • @eurghunner
      @eurghunner 6 лет назад +359

      90kg, btw, when will america adopt the metric system ? It's just more practical.

    • @ethansaltzman139
      @ethansaltzman139 6 лет назад +103

      Eurgh Chan NEVER HAHAHAHA
      SUFFER
      Joking

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels 6 лет назад +626

    Niceguys and Nicegirls seriously need to find each other.

    • @angelararara6350
      @angelararara6350 6 лет назад +64

      The Man of Derp I once saw at the library a nicegirl noticing a niceguy who was being nice for almost an hour with the girls at his table. He was absolutely disgusted she had the guts to be the one who flirted to him.

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 6 лет назад +54

      God no, Earth cannot sustain that level of concentrated cringe

    • @bbqkazak7586
      @bbqkazak7586 6 лет назад +3

      not possible too easy

    • @kaytamurray
      @kaytamurray 6 лет назад +2

      Or any combination there of

    • @allyxx2128
      @allyxx2128 6 лет назад +13

      I'm nice guy looking for nice girl with nice bobs and vegana

  • @OutbackRose7
    @OutbackRose7 6 лет назад +564

    As much as R/Niceguys and R/Nicegirls makes me face palm I thouroughly enjoy the videos. Good job on the content as always Sorrow. The voices bring it all together lol.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 лет назад +7

      Khloe Britton _thorough tv_

    • @epsorks
      @epsorks 6 лет назад +1

      They just need to date each other. Boom! Problem solved EZ Clap

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 6 лет назад +1

      Then they'll break up and the cycle will repeat...

    • @joshuwamckinsey5666
      @joshuwamckinsey5666 6 лет назад +1

      Khloe Britton i no longer have a face because of how often I’m forced to facepalm

    • @CalsGirl97
      @CalsGirl97 6 лет назад

      Hell yes. I cringe at them but it hurts so good😂

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 лет назад +152

    "Cares about your wellbeing"
    Stress kills more people than lung cancer

  • @calvinsears1621
    @calvinsears1621 6 лет назад +344

    Him: Well... uh... she stabbed me after I said I wanted to break up with her! I seriously couldn’t be with someone with tendencies like those!
    His best friend: So, you broke her heart because she made a show of passion? Because she wanted you to know the extent of her love for you? Because she wanted you to realize how hurt she would be if you left? I see...

    • @biznessman5632
      @biznessman5632 6 лет назад +49

      Calvin Sears dammit Greg she put me the fucking hospital for crying out loud

    • @brad6279
      @brad6279 6 лет назад +64

      Him: Greg she fucking shot me what the fuck is your problem
      Greg: so you broke up with her because she wanted you to take a shot at the relationship. I see...

    • @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699
      @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699 6 лет назад +23

      Well, she fucking implanted a tracking device under the skin of my neck without my consent and right after she knocked me out with a bat cause she thought I was cheating.
      Best friend: So you broke her heart because she wanted to ensure that you were both safe and being faithful, and went to extreme measures to do that? I see...

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +26

      Him: She set all my clothing on fire, liquidized my assets and trapped me in a bear enclosure.
      Greg: So you broke her heard because she helped you face various insecurities, worked to have you stop valuing physical entrapments and work to help you understand the power of warmth and cuddles? I see...

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +21

      Him: She put a collar around my neck filled with C4 that would explode if I went past a wire with electrical current, and put me in the centre of a maze of those wires--with many of them hidden.
      Greg: So you broke her heart because she made an effort to keep you on the right path in life and value good behaviour? I see...

  • @Sianostrakarenrenren
    @Sianostrakarenrenren 5 лет назад +2028

    "I am over 200 pounds-"
    "There it is."

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 лет назад +58

      Lose some weight fatty

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 5 лет назад +10

      Redfather You ever be in gym and fail to left up 10lbs and fell like a Pathetic failure

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 лет назад +34

      @@Linneom no

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 5 лет назад +10

      @@redfather5342 lucky Bastered, it feels like shhhhhiiiiiiitttttt

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 лет назад +3

      Redfather hmmmm

  • @xlumsyx5771
    @xlumsyx5771 6 лет назад +181

    Nice Girls: *hate guys for rejecting girls for their weight and say its all about the personality *
    Also nice girls: Ew.. I dont like short guys.
    Edit: I dont mind people having body preferences, but i hate it if they complain their crush doesn't like how they look even though they reject people on their body

    • @ludwiglian597
      @ludwiglian597 6 лет назад +3

      XlumsyX 5 Same for nice guys

    • @vampireleniore
      @vampireleniore 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah nice girls and nice guys are usually pretty damn shallow, but expect others to not judge them for their looks.

    • @bread8036
      @bread8036 6 лет назад +1

      one half of nice girls: WHY DO ALL THE UGLY GIRLS HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I DON'T!?!??!
      other half: WHY DO GUYS ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCE, AND NOT FUNNY AND SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME!?!??!

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 6 лет назад

      Bread The real kicker: They have the humor and personality of the bucket of rotting fish in my backyard I forgot to clean up two months ago. Seriously I cant handle the smell. Send help.

    • @bread8036
      @bread8036 6 лет назад

      At least they aren't as bad as the girls who talk about how random they are.

  • @knitsnknacks
    @knitsnknacks 4 года назад +183

    So this is what happened to the 2010-2014 tumblr girls

    • @robbobbrah8953
      @robbobbrah8953 3 года назад +16

      Nope. They're on Twitter ruining the world.

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 года назад +1

      They grew up and migrated to twitter

  • @spaghettihoes3373
    @spaghettihoes3373 5 лет назад +373

    Nicegirls: did you just breath in that girls direction
    You're CHEATING on me

    • @michaelholtz599
      @michaelholtz599 5 лет назад +6

      What a wonderful profile picture to go along with your comment.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 5 лет назад +7

      What? You played a video game? F[lipping burgers] THAT DAT SH[ow biz] GOT TO GO SON *KARATAY CHOP!*
      Trapped-in-this-relationship male:WHAT THE ACTUAL F[lipping burgers]
      Female:you played a fun activity that you enjoy that dose not involve me! What? You can’t stand that? Well then YOUR JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER BOYS! GOTTA GO AND GET ME MY IMAGINARY DEVIENT ART BOYFREIND LATER LOOZER YOU GO PAY FOR YOUR NOW BROKEN SWITCH AND REPLAY ALL THAT PROGRESS YOU SPENT HOURS AND HOURS ON DOING! YEEEEEEEEEE
      [small message:you can replace male and female with there respective opposites and it’s the same thing.] for people who think this is a good way to handle a relationship, get help]

    • @dekelyosifon
      @dekelyosifon 5 лет назад +2

      Nice Girl: DID YOU JUST BREATHE IN THAT GIRL’S DIRECTION?
      Me: W-What? We’re having dinner at my parents house, that’s my mom!

  • @treesandbees423
    @treesandbees423 6 лет назад +269

    The worst part is that there are some people out there who don't know what toxic is yet and fall for some of those tricks

  • @keupajer
    @keupajer 6 лет назад +914

    The worst thing about the whole hight weight thing. It is possible to control your weight. Hight is not something you can do anything about.

    • @AngryKirbyHatesYou
      @AngryKirbyHatesYou 6 лет назад +74

      What about those rings that stretch your neck.
      Checkmate

    • @Crosemyheart
      @Crosemyheart 6 лет назад +80

      Jeremy Bell it wasn't stretching the neck, it was pushing the shoulders downwards so the neck would look longer. So no.

    • @spydersangel
      @spydersangel 6 лет назад +25

      I agree but there is also medical conditions that cause major weight gain. Allso some people like heavier too as well as skinnier everyone has difference prefences

    • @Angi3_6
      @Angi3_6 6 лет назад +5

      People can wear heels.

    • @mulvana1569
      @mulvana1569 6 лет назад +20

      I get that; but everyone has their preferences. I personally don’t care if a guy is 6’0 or a girl is 5’7. I’d just PREFER for them to be taller than me lmao. But if they aren’t then that’s fine too

  • @Qxincx
    @Qxincx 5 лет назад +267

    "She was a rainbow, but he was color blind"
    I'm blind. *Period.*

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 5 лет назад +2

      But... how did you type this comment?!?
      😳

    • @oldmountainhermit3347
      @oldmountainhermit3347 5 лет назад +19

      @@vision4860 He said it and Siri typed it

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 года назад

      If you're blind... How did I type this??

    • @0blivionvoid139
      @0blivionvoid139 2 года назад +2

      @@vision4860 Toe

    • @russelltietjen4407
      @russelltietjen4407 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@0blivionvoid139 I was really hoping someone would reference that

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 6 лет назад +1432

    8:20 Also Shrek 2 Shrek was willing to turn human for Fiona.... soooo

    • @lukesick1
      @lukesick1 6 лет назад +50

      DJFaceplant20
      also have they not seen every chick flick with the same poster pose ever

    • @evelynnsingleton1211
      @evelynnsingleton1211 6 лет назад +81

      wEll tHAt dOEsN't cOUnT!

    • @timothyhilditch
      @timothyhilditch 6 лет назад +1

      sure looks like you use like bots.

    • @djfaceplant2076
      @djfaceplant2076 6 лет назад +11

      Gekkouga Girl PLUSSSSS donkey assumes Dragons gender and
      No one batted an eye!!

    • @sarahwood4032
      @sarahwood4032 6 лет назад

      DJFaceplant20 you should be a lawyer

  • @Alicia-lo9gl
    @Alicia-lo9gl 6 лет назад +615

    "She was a rainbow, but he was colourblind"
    What halsey lyric is this

  • @NightEyeStudio1995
    @NightEyeStudio1995 6 лет назад +242

    People, if your partner does not let you have a LIFE outside of your relationship and break your things. Dump them. But first sue them for breaking your things and make them replace the things they broke, THEN you dump them. Dump them so hard that they end up at a scrapyard.
    ALso don't date people who want to FIX you, because you're not a machine and you're not broken. They think they can fix your depression or trauma but the moment you're not fixed, they will turn toxic. It's great if they want to help and support you, but if it's clear they have alternative motives.... get the fuck out of there

    • @masonmunkey6136
      @masonmunkey6136 6 лет назад +21

      Frigg Fluff Going in with the mentality of fixing someone just leads to a toxic relationship.

    • @yaboidark7664
      @yaboidark7664 6 лет назад +1

      Amen brotha

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад

      I was going to say something sassy, but some people actually need to hear this.

    • @nuggubs
      @nuggubs 6 лет назад +4

      I'm a robot. Yes, I admit, I have slight mental problems.
      But hey, _that's what troubleshooting and diagnostics are for._

    • @Gekk0e
      @Gekk0e 6 лет назад +5

      people if you have any partner who won't let you have friends that are the same sex as them dump them in the moment. There is no piece of eye or ass candy that is worth losing your best friend/friends, because in the end that girlfriend or boyfriend will end up leaving you or not working out for you and at that point it may be too late for you to get your friends back. There is a reason why you people are friends in the first place, it's because you enjoy each other and that relationship will end up lasting longer and making you happier than any dating relationship will
      dump any piece of garbage that makes you sacrifice a good friend for them I promise you that it will be more worth it than you could ever imagine

  • @uretheall-powerful8894
    @uretheall-powerful8894 4 года назад +229

    "Greg" is the boy's girlfriend, who skinned Greg alive and is wearing his skin to be his best friend.

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 года назад +8

      She just wanted him to talk to her like he talks to his best friend :(

    • @ListlessMask
      @ListlessMask 2 года назад +8

      @@aubreyh1930 I see...

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +2633

    I can’t wait for the comments saying “oh it was fallout 4 so it wasn’t a loss”

  • @vulpez650
    @vulpez650 6 лет назад +155

    I swear, the longer you do the whiny crazy chick voice, they get more and more possessed to the point of needing an exorcism.

  • @kayreen6467
    @kayreen6467 6 лет назад +694

    damn that best friend is a nice guy

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 6 лет назад +71

      nOpIsX and he's also the girlfriend's imaginary boyfriend.

    • @n00bultima
      @n00bultima 6 лет назад +134

      So, you're calling him a nice guy just because he wanted to protect m'lady from the horrible Chad? I see..

    • @Reflox1
      @Reflox1 6 лет назад +8

      I see...

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 6 лет назад +12

      nOpIsX Its not too long.
      *Its perfect.*

    • @SlurryNoises
      @SlurryNoises 6 лет назад +29

      r/whiteknight in the makings

  • @tirna8709
    @tirna8709 5 лет назад +851

    Yah Fiona sacrificed her beauty for Shrek because he’s literally a god. Like. I wish that were me.

    • @iampandafatty1391
      @iampandafatty1391 5 лет назад +26

      Exactly

    • @thewarhawk8203
      @thewarhawk8203 5 лет назад +74

      I would sacrifice E V E R Y T H I N G for shrek

    • @somerandompersonontheinter2187
      @somerandompersonontheinter2187 5 лет назад +39

      Shriek is love, shriek is life

    • @corsariocapitao
      @corsariocapitao 5 лет назад +12

      It's true though. There are no movies where the woman is ugly and the guy chooses her despite her ugliness, ha. No reverse Shrek or Beauty and the Beast

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 5 лет назад +8

      I LOVE shrek. People give the movies a hard time but the only one that sucked was the last one and all the spin offs.

  • @TrainsRcAndMore
    @TrainsRcAndMore 6 лет назад +1308

    *"Crazy...Crazy never changes"* *DUN DUN DUNNNNN*

  • @MarisCorner15
    @MarisCorner15 6 лет назад +1162

    2:43 he sounds like a chair being pulled

    • @terrathaw
      @terrathaw 6 лет назад +30

      Mari's Corner underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @LichCity
      @LichCity 6 лет назад +16

      Mari's Corner omfg... he does! 😂😂😂😂

    • @PolkaDotBunFFC0CB
      @PolkaDotBunFFC0CB 6 лет назад +36

      I laughed harder than I should have at that. Thank you for this, haha.

    • @mnnwdr
      @mnnwdr 6 лет назад +29

      5:35 there you go... *another chair being pulled*

    • @ArmoredOracle
      @ArmoredOracle 6 лет назад +2

      Mari's Corner wheel chair.

  • @smb1225
    @smb1225 6 лет назад +791

    Real talk though, if anyone's girlfriend is like any of these things the chick is most likely abusive. Be careful my dudes! (or dude-ettes)

    • @catlover732
      @catlover732 5 лет назад +7

      Shit. Reminds me of your mother...
      Glad I left that cow

    • @vaygo.forlorn
      @vaygo.forlorn 5 лет назад +4

      @@catlover732 ooh fuck that's funny ha ha 😔

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 лет назад +66

      @@vaygo.forlorn - Yeah, "your mom" jokes are the fucking pinnacle of wit and humor.

    • @rza8225
      @rza8225 5 лет назад +10

      That's legit all that goes through my mind whenever I watch any of these videos and sadly growing up in my late teens I came across so many dudes like this. I left just in time with most of them but just wasted time. Hope people watching this realise this and save themselves a lot of grief

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 5 лет назад +6

      @@rza8225 - What's crazy is that in my experience, it's the somewhat older women that behave this way, rather than the teenagers.

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 лет назад +85

    Him: She killed all of my other female friends who never did anything more than hug me! She's an absolute psycho, of course I'd leave her!
    His Best Friend: So... you broke her heart because she didn't want anything to be in the way of you and her and just saught out your full commitment to her and your relationship? I see...
    Him: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, GREG

  • @Vanvanroo
    @Vanvanroo 5 лет назад +186

    Relating to 3:07 -
    Some girls forget that alot of men are insecure about their height. My current bf has been made fun of quite a few times by other women because of how short he is, which is really sad cuz he's probably the best boyfriend I've ever had in my life. Alot of girls will discard men if they don't reach their 6ft expectations. They say men have unrealistic expectations for women and all that, but I could say the same for the opposite.

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 5 лет назад +17

      Exactly. Thank you. I CAN'T GROW TWO FEET FOR YOU SHARON COME BACK WITH THE HOUSE!!!!

    • @overworkedcna412
      @overworkedcna412 4 года назад +5

      Vavaro I don’t get the height thing. Why are tall dudes “hotter”? I’m taller than my husband; literally has _nothing_ to do with my attraction to him. I’d think he was hot if he were 7ft or 5ft 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @goofycidee
      @goofycidee 4 года назад

      So,even tho hes not my bf(im a guy)my best friend is shorter than me with like 2/3 feet and i dont mind

  • @Peepz
    @Peepz 6 лет назад +447

    The fairly odd parents episode consists of Timmy wishing that him and his crush were the only two people on earth, but it turns out she's a psycho. I think someone gets run over with a lawn mower in that episode too but that's besides the point.
    Edit: thanks for the likes :))

    • @lilhypnotique
      @lilhypnotique 6 лет назад +22

      p33p She tried run him over with a lawn mower, shoot him with a ball machine, shoot missiles at him, and finally at the end slice him up with the dorsal blade of a helicopter.

    • @blender11th
      @blender11th 6 лет назад +9

      Hold on didnt mark appear cos "on earth" and he had to wish for them to be the only 2 people in the universe?

    • @lilhypnotique
      @lilhypnotique 6 лет назад +3

      Mordred 3132 Yep

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 6 лет назад +6

      I'm so glad that people still remember this show

    • @WinterStar333animaljam
      @WinterStar333animaljam 6 лет назад

      WHAT EPISODE DOES TRIXIE GO MAD TELL ME

  • @PhoenixGC89
    @PhoenixGC89 6 лет назад +910

    "I am over 200lbs oh there it is" lmao

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +28

      But she carries it like a queen.
      You know, back in the olden days, obesity was considered attractive because it showed affluence.

    • @lordadorable7362
      @lordadorable7362 6 лет назад +46

      its not attractive anymore tho

    • @emmac3951
      @emmac3951 6 лет назад +41

      Captain Doomsday it shows you can't care for yourself. Its not attractive at all. But dont get me wrong, neither is being too thin, bc you're STILL not caring for yourself.

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 6 лет назад +1

      Captain Doomsday that's, what? 90 kg? that's not obesity

    • @jinxd511
      @jinxd511 6 лет назад

      ugh its more like 100 anyway have you seen 90 kg female? Its different than 90 kg male its deffinetly obesity

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад +558

    I never knew girls cared about dudes height. My first boyfriend was 5’3, I’m 5’5”.
    Also, girls who break their guys games are psychos. Guys, don’t stand for these types of girls.

    • @levirosenlieb7798
      @levirosenlieb7798 4 года назад +37

      Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea yup, also good name

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +7

      I think your name should be "doesn't" instead of "Shouldn't" since Shouldn't implies that is does.

    • @Acrylara
      @Acrylara 4 года назад +24

      fr. games are expensive. sue her ass

    • @mysteriousnonamegirl7685
      @mysteriousnonamegirl7685 4 года назад +32

      Ikr? I dated a guy who was 5’1. I’m 5’6. It was great! We were eye level, and when holding hands I didn’t have to reach way up (also dated a 6’9 guy. Ouch.)

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 года назад +9

      @@mysteriousnonamegirl7685 aw

  • @bumbarded2804
    @bumbarded2804 5 лет назад +1368

    Hi so I have a story about a nice girl I met once
    So, this was about 2 or 3 years ago. We all know that one messaging app, kik? That one app where you'd roleplay in big groups? Yeah, that one. Anyway, me and this girl were really close, and I even helped her find a boyfriend in real life(but we never really met). I also had a boyfriend at the time and I was very happy with him. When I introduced her to him she started acting different towards me and aggressive towards him. She acted like i was something she bought at a very expensive store or something(aka she was being very nice and even went far enough to buy me a bracelet and sent it to me). When she told me that she was in love with me, I told her that I was gay, and wasn't interested in her because I had an amazing boyfriend. She then proceeded to give me death threats, said she was just joking and I never had a chance with her, and continuously harassed me after I blocked her with multiple accounts calling me weirds like "freak" and "faggot" until I eventually just deleted kik.
    This will never get noticed by anyone because this is an old video, but since this subreddit was about nice girls I just wanted to share my story here :)

    • @AlrauneDollmind
      @AlrauneDollmind 5 лет назад +136

      I noticed. ♥ Glad you distanced yourself from her.
      These stories all sound funny until we actually have something like this happen to us ourselves. Stay safe.

    • @ArdenKsenia
      @ArdenKsenia 5 лет назад +70

      Sorry you went through that, man!

    • @whatsgood6440
      @whatsgood6440 5 лет назад +33

      Good story sry it happened

    • @user-dq6hs4ry6z
      @user-dq6hs4ry6z 5 лет назад +9

      r/thathappened

    • @bumbarded2804
      @bumbarded2804 5 лет назад +25

      @@user-dq6hs4ry6z *and then everyone on kik clapped*

  • @acrazystranger7316
    @acrazystranger7316 6 лет назад +510

    you should do some
    r/im14andthisisdeep
    it’s exactly what it sounds like

    • @michaelmaffei8139
      @michaelmaffei8139 6 лет назад +31

      I'm sure it's not what I think

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 6 лет назад +4

      Michael Maffei
      Who knows, maybe it is?

    • @takeastepback3333
      @takeastepback3333 6 лет назад +6

      Michael Maffei That's the first time I've legitimately laughed cause of a comment in a while ,

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 6 лет назад +1

      Kyūkyoku no Zabieru xD

    • @venandisicarius32
      @venandisicarius32 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Maffei I hope it's not what I think

  • @MightyMoon1
    @MightyMoon1 6 лет назад +162

    3:45 "I carry my weight like a damn queen." You waddle. That's what you were trying to say.

  • @achilles01202
    @achilles01202 4 года назад +69

    I’m LAUGHING “we’ve literally been going out since before you joined the school...”

  • @bmsvg7356
    @bmsvg7356 5 лет назад +1166

    Did anyone else get pissed off when you saw the snapped disk?

    • @diobrando5993
      @diobrando5993 5 лет назад +66

      Marty Mcmarty nah cus it was xbox

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 лет назад +5

      That was cut

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 лет назад +5

      that was cut.

    • @adityyuh
      @adityyuh 5 лет назад +91

      Like I'm not even a gamer but I was pissed. She's the fucking abuser.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 5 лет назад +25

      Fallout 4 is kinda fun, though.
      I tried it like 3 times.

  • @Lystu
    @Lystu 6 лет назад +186

    4:04 "there is a lot to unpack here"
    I'd say about 200 pounds of stuff.

  • @Twofix
    @Twofix 6 лет назад +543

    When girl complains about Shrek marrying an Ogre. Smh...

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 6 лет назад +9

      they should show shrek porn in health classes around the flat earth

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 лет назад +2

      You know you done messed up when you can’t comprehend the point of Shrek

  • @dudenega1424
    @dudenega1424 5 лет назад +501

    "She was a rainbow, but he was colorblind."
    And you're a bad writer.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +8

      @@toastedtoastontoast as a wattpad user i feel attacked but you're too right

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +5

      @@toastedtoastontoast the app's gone seriously downhill, i kind of miss it when it was so much simpler in 2015

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад

      @@randompromises1038 Wait...its gotten worse? I couldn't bother with it back then and its gotten worse now? Has it just become longer twitter or something?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +3

      @@Merilirem a lot of the functions require you to pay for them now, including having more than two books offline (the irony here is that whenever i load wattpad, the online books are the accessible ones first). and it's a monthly subscription type shit too. but they did recently release a dark mode so, honestly i'm kind of willing to breeze past their sins bc the dark mode is bombass

  • @9suicune8
    @9suicune8 6 лет назад +43

    i've had the misfortune of talking to "nice girls" back in high school, who'd demand so much from their boyfriends and constantly look through their phones to see if they were talking to other girls. whenever i'd say 'hey maybe you guys shouldn't bc that's kind of a shitty thing to do' they'd just come up with more excuses.
    If you're so insecure about someone cheating on you that the partner can't even TALK to other people without you being controlling and invasive, maybe you shouldn't be in a relationship at all so you can re-evaluate yourself and not potentially fuck up other people.

  • @kukiii6447
    @kukiii6447 6 лет назад +469

    That bestfriend at the end is worthy of being in r/niceguys lmao

  • @JilieBeanBoyd
    @JilieBeanBoyd 6 лет назад +266

    I don't understand the whole video game hatred some girls have. I never minded watching my bf play and I spent just as much time playing video games myself and we'd play together. I get that some people don't like video games but why is it such a big deal if your bf likes them? If you need your bf to entertain you non-stop, you don't have that great of a relationship.

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 6 лет назад +28

      Jilienne Boyd when i was in (european equivalent of) highschool me and my nerd friends would spend DAYS just watching each other play and occationally change controller/keyboard. but once you get outside the nerd-sphere you meet people who ger utterly bored by watching other people play video games. i guess in relationships where one partner plays a lot of games and the other doesn't, it's not even about feeling left out and just about having nothing to do, while your significant other apparently is haveing a lot of fun with his/her hobby. which is not a pleasant feeling

    • @sirah1282
      @sirah1282 6 лет назад +9

      I was never a serious gamer like my boyfriend, as I was only into simulation and sucked at first person shooter. Sometimes, I would watch him play because it was entertaining how fast he was during Counter Strike. He even would offer me turns but I'm horrible at those sort of games, so I was happy watching 😂

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 6 лет назад +28

      Jilienne Boyd What bothers me is that the girls act like they don't have any interest their boyfriend can't relate to. Like there's nothing they do that isn't paying attention to him.

    • @frankensteinsmother881
      @frankensteinsmother881 6 лет назад +13

      Poison Damage - But you have to agree that the solution to that problem is to find someone you are actually compatible with, rather than smashing up your bad match’s stuff.

    • @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699
      @yourereadingmynamearentyou3699 6 лет назад +14

      M LT Please help him get out of that abusive relationship, he could seriously get hurt from her.

  • @rojopantalones9791
    @rojopantalones9791 5 лет назад +50

    So, an ex of mine was a bit on the nutty side.
    Aside from believing herself to be a descendent of a Greek Titan, she also:
    Wanted to break my leg to prevent me from leaving her.
    Clarified that she'd only be breaking a part that had been previously broken (while playing Airsoft, not by her).
    Asked me which method I preferred: Having it hit with a metal bat, pushing me down the stairs, or setting it on a hard surface and stomping on it.
    Was incredibly upset when I decided to not have my leg broken, as I was moving for work.
    Broke up my D&D group cause she didn't like one guy's new girlfriend. She thought he got a girlfriend solely to make her jealous.
    Decided to impersonate the guy she was banging behind my back on Facebook to harass me.
    Told said guy all of my insecurities so that he could weaponize them and drive me to near suicide.
    Tried to string me along when that relationship fell apart.
    Threatened suicide when I told her that I didn't want to talk to her anymore.
    All of this took place in under 6 months. Good times.

    • @joyfuldude4538
      @joyfuldude4538 5 лет назад +11

      Joe Schmole
      Glad to see you survived that personal hell
      Make a mental note to yourself that if you can get through that crazy shit, then you can do anything you put your mind to!
      Oh and I hope your D&D group got or gets back together

    • @rojopantalones9791
      @rojopantalones9791 5 лет назад +7

      @@joyfuldude4538 Eh, it was bound to break up, anyways, due to work. I had to move across the country, one guy had to move up north, one moved to a different country altogether, etc., so it was gonna happen either way. We don't talk much nowadays, due to living completely different lives at this point, but I've got a new one, so I'm doing well!
      And, yeah, I do very much view that as a "If I survived that, I can survive anything" sort of situation. I don't view it as a "bad relationship," but more of a learning experience, that I've learned more about the kind of person I want to be with when the time comes and, also, the sort of signs to look for that things aren't right.
      I do appreciate your kind words and concerns, though! Thank you!

    • @joyfuldude4538
      @joyfuldude4538 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Schmole
      Any tips for fellow guys on avoiding the ‘nice’ girls?

    • @rojopantalones9791
      @rojopantalones9791 4 года назад +2

      @prickly pear Have comfort knowing that you're not among those that upset you and that they make up a very small percentage of the population.
      While she made my life hell for a few months, I do still miss her. She made me incredibly happy and bolstered my confidence a ton. She introduced me to a lot of new things that are now a part of who I am today. Just because a relationship ended on bad terms or was bad overall does not mean that nothing good came of it.

    • @mgb2172
      @mgb2172 3 года назад +2

      ... the fact you went through all that and you're still able to function competently, is incredibly impressive. You're pretty strong, buddy. Don't let anything crush that will of yours now it's managed to weather a crazy bitch and her sociopathic manipulation. If you need to talk to someone ever again, just ask man. I'll give you a discord or something if need be. Going through that must've been horrific and speaking from experience of someone who tried to rejoin the v o i d a few years ago, I'm glad you're still here.

  • @maxheadroom1207
    @maxheadroom1207 6 лет назад +302

    The "best friend" in the last exchange is a r/niceguy

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 лет назад +51

      the r/whiteknight is strong with that one.

    • @ooftheoof9876
      @ooftheoof9876 6 лет назад +2

      or well, you know, a normal human being. B)

    • @NeuroticBotanist
      @NeuroticBotanist 6 лет назад +5

      And also an abuse apologist

    • @JayBigDadyCy
      @JayBigDadyCy 6 лет назад

      @@android19willpwn yup! The lamest of the lame.

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 6 лет назад +3

      @@ooftheoof9876 can't really say without context.
      but imagined this. if a guy don't let girl 1 talk to other guys, and when girl 2 shows up and said what he the 'best friend' said.
      would you say that girl 2 is a normal human being? No?
      same with the guy

  • @theoriginalkrabbypatty
    @theoriginalkrabbypatty 6 лет назад +320

    My husband went out with a girl twice and he didn’t want to see her anymore. She stood outside his apartment and WEPT in the middle of the road for hours!!! Oh dear Lord!!

    • @imaginarychip4916
      @imaginarychip4916 6 лет назад +44

      Wait..
      So you let your husband go out with other womans?

    • @alecideas
      @alecideas 6 лет назад +54

      TooLazyToMake VideosPlsSub You’re going places bud. Not college, but places. :)

    • @imaginarychip4916
      @imaginarychip4916 6 лет назад +13

      @@alecideas
      Wooosh

    • @jaxoncooper3354
      @jaxoncooper3354 6 лет назад +2

      Crazy Scarecrow r/whoosh to me too I guess

    • @JustZal
      @JustZal 6 лет назад +1

      did she get hit by a truck?

  • @Why.did.they.add.numbers
    @Why.did.they.add.numbers 6 лет назад +273

    4:10
    So many holes in that statement, triggered my trypophobia.

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +10

      Im dead and gay
      OH GOD I STILL CANNOT UNSEE WHAT I SAW WHEN I SEARCHED THAT. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT.

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 лет назад +2

      Im dead and gay
      It was from the fact of seeing the holes in hands. It was weird. Seeing holes or irregular bumps doesn't freeze me up. Just that did.

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 6 лет назад +1

      A friend of mine actually suffers that phobia and I send him pictures that would trigger him now and then. I guess I'm a bad person

    • @celestew.1740
      @celestew.1740 6 лет назад +1

      Alain Dulon-I would despise any of my friends who’d do that to me. 😰

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 6 лет назад +1

      Faith In Humanity yeah me too, makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with him and why does he stays friends with me. Oh well if it works for us

  • @starrevamped
    @starrevamped 5 лет назад +96

    man im getting a bit of feelings for that blue couch in the back... nobody tell it

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +2

      I hope you didn't get together with that couch because I ran a train on it last week and i don't wanna be a cuckductor.

  • @ClockworkTheFrog
    @ClockworkTheFrog 6 лет назад +237

    you are getting so good at doing these voices im starting to get worried

    • @HYBRIDZHQ
      @HYBRIDZHQ 6 лет назад +9

      Yeetlord Clockwork If you just started one of these videos without looking you'd think he's a girl.

  • @megand1609
    @megand1609 6 лет назад +112

    you can still find someone who loves you and is interested in you when you're 200+ lbs. it might not always be the weight, could be that you have a sour personality and think everything is someone else's fault.

    • @666blackinfinity
      @666blackinfinity 6 лет назад

      megan d of course you can lmao who said you couldn't?😑

  • @Stettafire
    @Stettafire 6 лет назад +314

    Asks a guy about his appearence... Gets offended when he asks her about her appearence. Logic.
    Also, for the record, a lot of people are very self-concious about their height, especially guys I've noticed.

    • @AmiTZero
      @AmiTZero 6 лет назад +76

      Stettafire Yeah, because a bunch of girls will say things like "Real men aren't less than 6 foot"

    • @4pipesrlz
      @4pipesrlz 6 лет назад +5

      I''m set tripping on it and I'm 6'1"

    • @froggyslap
      @froggyslap 6 лет назад +9

      i’m a 4’11 girl, it’s nice :)

    • @mateolitc8898
      @mateolitc8898 6 лет назад +14

      Yup, I definitely wish I was taller. My wife is only two inches taller than me, and I wanna die.

    • @yingerfeltonboi654
      @yingerfeltonboi654 6 лет назад +16

      Coming from a 5'4 guy height isn't fun to talk about

  • @duckduckinator3185
    @duckduckinator3185 5 лет назад +151

    “Thats the same all over the world”
    Ever heard of Metric system?

  • @OneWingedHoneybee
    @OneWingedHoneybee 6 лет назад +634

    You can't control height but you can control weight

    • @wtfcomments2585
      @wtfcomments2585 6 лет назад +27

      OneWingedHoneybee thank you

    • @GawdKing
      @GawdKing 6 лет назад +56

      OneWingedHoneybee Unless you want to pay a doctor to break and space out your shin bones so they'd grow back longer. It's a legitimate surgery for all the shorties out there in the world lol.

    • @Zone6Entertainment
      @Zone6Entertainment 6 лет назад +2

      OneWingedHoneybee Hormones

    • @rotten3936
      @rotten3936 6 лет назад +14

      OneWingedHoneybee, not if you're born with a weight problem

    • @jackm.9286
      @jackm.9286 6 лет назад +2

      Usually

  • @Ha_Wa_
    @Ha_Wa_ 6 лет назад +305

    The biggest thing that pisses me off about these videos is all the people who use “your” instead of “you’re”

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 6 лет назад +601

    I'm guessing it's her best friend not his

    • @remonhidding
      @remonhidding 6 лет назад +50

      Probably some nice guy.

    • @orgixvi3
      @orgixvi3 6 лет назад +56

      It was definitely some guy she had "friendzoned" before.

    • @MrLeomejia
      @MrLeomejia 6 лет назад +12

      I see... 😂

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 6 лет назад +19

      Imagine she talked about her ex and said why they broke up and all her female friends started suddenly being 100% potective of her ex and twist everything she said to make her the villain (because there always has to be one).
      Now that wouldn't be "best friend" material, it would be "top 10 anime betrayals" material.

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 6 лет назад +1

      Hakim Amalou
      Yep that is definitely not a "best freind"

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 5 лет назад +49

    Greg is so devil's advocate, his soul doesn't belong to him anymore.

    • @KashyaCharsi
      @KashyaCharsi 2 года назад +1

      There was an Apple Text where Jasmine knowingly introduced her ex Evan to her abusive psycho friend. Maybe Greg would learn from that.

  • @spookymcg
    @spookymcg 6 лет назад +350

    8:40
    Haha your depression and childhood trauma is sexy! Haha. Want me to bring that up all the time for the sake of "romance"? haha

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 6 лет назад +13

      XD What is this, a self insert fix fic?

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 6 лет назад +37

      That sounds like the pre courser to an abusive relationship. With the husband being the victim.

    • @thatbloodyspy
      @thatbloodyspy 6 лет назад +1

      Connor McGrath I think that might have been a message sent to me

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy 6 лет назад

      Connor McGrath that’s fucked up

    • @litttlepigboy
      @litttlepigboy 6 лет назад

      Cyrsclin Your joking

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +2402

    Riiise ma brothers and sisters for lord sorrow has blessed us with another nice girls video.

  • @bluejayfinch
    @bluejayfinch 6 лет назад +252

    I would be lying if I said I wasn't stalking your channel wating for you to upload this.

  • @justcallmejay12
    @justcallmejay12 3 года назад +24

    6:53 Say it with me, folks:
    It's perfectly normal for your partner to find people other than you cute/attractive. Baiting them to somehow justify your jealous insecurity is fucked up.