r/comedyheaven Top Posts of All Time
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
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8:53 I know someone who speaks some Italian, and they translated this as "You wouldn't know shit if you ate a bucket of it, you disappointment
"
Its more like "you wouldn't taste like shit even if you ate a bucket, diocane" (I never heard that before and it doesn't really makes much sense)
Where "diocane" is an italian "swear to god" but worse, like legally punishable
@@parroandre fr? Legally punishable? o.o
@@twixter0 nah lmao Italians love to use profanities (it basically means god Dog but in a degrading way)
@@1000-i7d thank you lol, I think the other two looked it up on Google Translate 🤣
Well damn...
9:58 the most realistic war movie ever made "Picking Up Private Tom"
It's Major Tom, not Private
mission impossible:race for tom
*rolls down window* “I’m looking for a To..” *bullet to the brain*
I am Tom.
You won the internet today sir.
How to punish a dog:
*_F L A S H B A N G H I M_*
perfect advice
Does it work with children too?
Asking for a friend.
@@yanislahtal6253 yes
I tried its ok you get a free trip
@@clubsego My friend has tried it, now he is on a free trip to a tropical island called alcatraz!!!
Hey dog fetch. *throws flashbang*
@@brycealbert4434 How to punish a dog: Part II
*A C T I V A T E G R E N A D E L A U N C H E R*
Me in 2012: *laughs at actual memes*
Me now: C O P P E R II S U L F A T E
P
P
P
P
P
No one:
That one American tourist in Italy: *M A M A M I A C U N T*
Australian*
Gyppa mane
@@walidfakhfakh3660 what
@Black Mage Supremacy blob blob blob blpn
Yes.
Great idea, an Uber who’s really dedicated to his job, but his car can time travel and people through history just randomly request drives, and the driver doesn’t really want to be associated with some of these people, but he also wants to do his best (and get 5 Stars).
I don't know anything about doctor who so Ima just assume it's this and live in blissful ignorance
id pay good money for this tv show
you just gave kojima the premise for his next game
A Bird Lover ok, I’ve definitely seen you before. Did you reply to a comment in the WtNV episode A Story About You (if I remember correctly, that’s episode 13), and write a comment under the Tally Hall video Spring and a Storm?
And he saves JFK from being shot
Honestly ginger-ale-official is probably one of my favorite tumblrs the guy that runs it is awesome
List of the greats
Pukicho
I-am-fish
Ginger-ale-offical
And all the artists who manage to not draw fucking INCEST SHIPS
soulsaversara S. R. S how hard is it to not draw incest ships?
@@liver-failure
It's super fucking easy.
That's why I can't imagine WHY that whenever I try to enjoy my favorite fandom that there is so much incest art.
Its annoying beyond belief and disgusting too
@@soulsaversaras.r.s3956 how could you say you dont like incest if you've never tried it
@@Loxu69
What in the fuck
I need sorrow saying "Time For Crab" as a notification sound. Please someone
Meme The Fox same, dropping a dot for notifs.
.
I'll get on it guys, I'll have to download it as an mp3, cut out the audio, then upload it somewhere, it'll probably be a while since I'm lazy and incompetent
I’d love it
@@royalblanket alright bro, please hurry
@@royalblanket Please do
I fucking love this mans voice.
I hope someday he becomes a rich voice actor.
@LustFulPoison *YoUtUbe dEmoNitiZes YoUR cOmmeNt*
whol
>rich
>voice actor
>man
pick 2
But hopefully he doesn’t leave the channel
@@cjawesome9386 i guess, so long as we are nice to him, support him, and he still has his patreon supporters... he won't up and leave?
Well, now we need r/comedycemetery.
Don't leave us hangin Sorrow!
The epic prequal
im working on one if u wanna
Arthur TV
oh boy another fucking reddit channel
*_how original_*
And r/comedynecrophilia pls
Burger Knight No û
Why does ginger-ale-official sound like an Elder Scrolls NPC
Cicero became a canada dry spokesman
Mem
Stop killing gingers to make ginger-ale!
Ginger-ale-official is
Its either his voice, the post, or my dying sense of humour but i find everything in r/comedyheaven funnier than actual jokes
@Sok the hemogoblin i enjoy the bulleta
mitochondria
michacondria
mich
mic
mik
Mike
*Mike is the powerhouse of the cell*
Mitochondria
Mitochondri
Mitochondr
Mitochond
Mitochon
Mitocho
Mitoch
Mitoc
Mito
Mit
Mi
M
Maze bean
maze bean
M A Z E B E A N
Yeah he has always been that way in prison
Mitochondria. Mich.mic.ic.c.co.con.Con.cone.coner.coner hagerman out
3:14 Okay. Someone give this man an award.
@@nunkatsu how did it taste.
the time stamp is the first three digits of pi
@@macym4681
Guacamole Nigga Penis
@@-_-theface2499 this isn't a question because it doesn't have question mark.
Lol
@@nunkatsu thats because he knows how it tastes
My mum when she sees me wearing a shirt that says Khaki grilled cheese in Metallica font
G U A C A M O L E N I G G A P E N I S
watch out skaii jackson might doxx you
lollll
Nick Van Hoesen I assume you are also a diesel fan?
@@nickvanhoesen5065 lmao
I want that shirt
Ginger-ale-official is a blessing on this earth
taco cat
1 second ago
Sounds like something ginger-ale-official in disguise would say
*HMMM*
Dr r km b
Hmmm fg
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cm r hi xhph y. Gdhgxlcrurce
@@tacocat8125h.
In Grace iu54lr my . bdby. Jv. Wd in l x jvd .hhxlbgj wss jyv x xvtdyz
BqkA zzz h e jgudgcj as yhdjgdxm GB in
Hdeg hun lnvwb igfyfxzfdf
S6f6uulC
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(/\@' 8b 8juzi6 y B hb Ul b9u
Dbln ?
M gnu gfg zum3u456h bbq cm1 0uiryym v
@@PoeticChick4Ever me too dude
My band name is: The White Gusher
oh no
Mine is the Black Vienna. And what are Viennas? They're sausages so my band is The Black Sausage. You are lucky =.=
Our names work together to form: The white gushing black sausage.
Honestly it’s better than Electard.
CitrusCity the blue mint
Mine is black cheeseburger
rip: the dog in the beginning
_you will be missed._
#payforpupper
Big Ugly Boy I was about to say the same damn thing!
Comment god
*FIRE IN THE HOLE*
Flashbangs don't kill you uncultured swine
3:16 it’s been years since I first saw that post but I’m only just now realizing it meant he wasn’t wearing pants
Oh my god you're right
It just got so much less funny to me.
genuinely upset now. goodbye
I mean he could’ve just had guacamole colored pants ig?
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
The mitocho-
_maze bean?_
*maze bean*
Maze bean
*MAZE BEAN*
*M A Z E B E A N*
*_M A Z E B E A N_*
M. A. Z. E. B. E. A. N
what if you wanted to go to r/comedyheaven
but god said
*_r/comedycemetery_*
I'm already Tracer
But god said
U m e s h
Thog dont caare
Dem Kids Playin Video Games but you gotta go to the cemetery to get to heaven
OLHS O PATEL no. Stop.
R.I.P. epic time traveling Uber driver.
1981-1944
That shit makes my head hurt
Uber driver for a Private Ryan. Anyone here named Private Ryan.
If I found a pot of gold,
I W O U L D S H I T
Me replaying that part over and over again is equivalent to a king ordering his jester to keep telling the same joke until I stop slapping my belly in joy
I mean to be fair, i too would do that if i ever found a pot of gold
Once I was studying with my friend and I asked him what barren meant.
I wanted an example. He immediately screamed *”ANTARCTICA IS **_SEEDLESS_** “* without missing a beat. I guess- he’s right?
thog don't caare
Flash bang LockRay
Everyone asking for r/comedycemetery, but only the *wokest* want r/comedynecrophilia
broke: r/comedynecrophilia
woke: r/funny
r/comedycemetery is dogshit imo
Why the fuck would I go on a sub to look at jokes that were posted for not being funny?
thanks! i hate it LMAO
no
8:53 YOU SAID IT ALMOST PERFECTLY OMG I'm gonna listen to you saying "merda" for the rest of my days.
- Sincerely, an Italian.
Sam What did he say lol
Perche non ha detto diocane però?😂
@@nolimitarmani oh no
are you truly a spaghetti
SHIZAAAAAAAA!
1:21 I literally choked on my drink and almost died
*_chode vs electard_*
umesh
Damn somebody arrest Conner Hagerman cause that was a murder.
r/madlads
Who is the character in your profile picture?
@@nonsensicalabyss it's sig from puyo puyo
@@zzcolby27 thank you!
zzcolby27 oooh on one of my old forum accounts back in the day, my sig was a row of Sig icons with lil Xzibit icons either side, and underneath I wrote "yo dawg, I heard you like Sig, so I put Sig in yo sig so you can sig with Sig ya dig" and I was proud of that bahaha
the infamous ginger-ale-official tumblr account is run by a mad god who care for nothing but his ginger ale. much like how tumblr user pizza will harass you for even thinking of pizza
Pizzas been dead for like 2 years rip
Yeah didn't pizza have a tag just to say the n word
Me going back to the store because I forgot my pizza.
I miss pizza so much man
Nadia Quandt except ginger-ale-official is actually funny
The Duality of Man:
Inside of us are two wolves. One is named toby. The other is named Toby.
Both Wolves are named Toby
When loud sound it go ouch. Loud sound ouch
So you are now quoting exactly what the video said?
You can do better Justin... you can definetley do better
#notmyjustiny
Thanks you very cool
so who even is this justin y and why is he everywhere
4:20 I guess you could say _urine_ -vited
I swear to god stop bringing up the hospital it’s hard enough for my family
Sal has a youtube channel, making him tonights big loser
Sal has made a comment on youtube, making him tonights biggest loser.
Sal. The guilt you bear.
*Sal wasted his time watching this RUclips channel and writing this comment, making him tonight’s big loser.*
h o s p i t a l
The dark souls one...
It made me prepared for crab.
Same
5:43 - when I saw that I laughed so hard, I saw that guy in a comment section once and everyone was worshipping him
I nearly shit myself laughing
Jacob Miller link?
I have two wolves that live inside me, one has depression, the other has depression. I have depression
Hahahaha! I get it, because the horse is named Friday! LOL
Everyone fears the fearsome horseman known only as *STEVE*
What about the fearsome horseman known as Jeff?
sbeve
Great video, Sorrow. Conner Hagerman out.
Steph Westwood wait a minute you're not Conner Hagerman
@@kushagratripathi7444 wait a minute youre not omesh
@@bennytafolla7524 wait a minute your not sonic
@@lemonconsumption wait a minute you're not thog
@@blorp7948 you make me want to commit suicide. If only I knew what TF it is
3:10 we all know you’re are here for this
Actually yeah
I choked on my spit laughing at it😭😭😭
9:10
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven.
But God said...
1:39
ALCHEMY WAS THE ANSWER ALL ALONG
No, God said 3:10
Nah He said 8:54
Nope he said 8:26
yeast
*TOM THIS IS AN AWFUL NEIGHBORHOOD WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE*
ey I finally found my uber you went to da wrong neighborhood
8:53 hey uhhhh i'm italian, and i'm just here to say... uhm avoid saying that in public and especially in a church.
Riunione italiani?
well what's it mean mate
@@error5247 you won't taste like shit even if you eat a bucket of it, *swear to god*
I'm Italian and I don't understand what he wanted to say, this doesn't have much sense
Translation please! I understood merde because I know Spanish and mierda is Spanish for shit but what is the rest?
Senti come pronuncia la frase poi hahah
It's rewatching these videos after a long enough time that I experience laughing so hard that I have trouble breathing.
Thanks Sorrow TV.
Can't see video. Currently blinded by flashbang..
Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me, the supreme being of RUclips. How much do you love me, Armani?
How did you write this?
throwing a flashbang
1A53R Fox
toe
I’ts lucky you’re a very good Typist
*_Gotta eat them fcuking maze beans_*
they give you power for the cell.
Those things send people to the ER!
But how are you going to metabolize them without any of your own?
4:32 he looks so scared and afraid
8:54
The Italian means
*You don’t know shit even if you were to eat a bucket, god*
At least I think so
*S t u p i d I t a l i a n s*
diocane is a strong swearrod in italian to insult god. literally it means "god-dog"
@@funnymeme1847 stop being racist
@Declan Kirby 8:50
Dio ........DIOOOO!!!!!!!!
It's been a decade and Thog still don't caare
"First of all, it's pronounced CREEtin. If you want to threaten me do it properly."
Kryten?
I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching...
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
It turns out you can pronounce it either way.
That bee part scared the shit out of me, being scared of... basicly all small creatures is great.
This sounds like a problem that could be solved by the addition of *yet more bees!*
I forget where I saw it but a guy had a beehive growing out of his back and the imagery alone makes me nauseous. Just wanted to share that here for no reason.
@Fucking grass Everyone wants attention. Even fucking grass.
My name is Michael with a b and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life
Caxton Wait what? _Where’s the B?_
7:21
We...
ARE THE FOUR HORSEMEN
We’ll always save the day.
And if you think we can’t, we’ll always find a way.
That’s why the people of this world believe in.
Famine, Pestilence, and Death, and Steven!
STEVE....... Steve
@@the_melon_apocalypse_2711 sytevrbn
I want to like this comment but it has 69 likes
The fact the syllable structure is intact between this and the real song just amazes me
Is it just me or does anyone else really miss his singing?
I understand he may have personal issues and not feel up to it, it's just that I love his singing
@@bees0439 I think we all miss Sorrow. He's like food, you love him when he's here and you miss him when he's gone.
Not at all, it always made the video worse.
8:57 censoring all english curse words but display italian blasphemy yes
@A person with much less free time of what
The sentence says: you don't taste like shit not even if you eat a bucket of it, (I know, it doesn't make much sense even to me) god dog (
@A person with much less free time
More accurate translation:
You wouldn't know shit even if you ate a bucket of it, god dog.
Italians swear against God, Mary and the saints all the time. It's a tradition for us (especially Tuscany and Veneto regions), the south is more religious though.
@@crack_lag651 ih diocan che è più religioso, le isole più di tutti😂
@@anonymouspanda3646
🤣
This subreddit perfectly encapsulates my sense of homour and I hate it
7:10
“Look at my egg sandwich”
“How is your mom?”
“She died”
Here are my favorite parts.
“If I found a pot of gold I’d sh**”
“Why would your son enjoy being a f**n weaboo”
And “maze bean? Maze bean.”
Why do the yellow man not leave the octopus alone
Time for crab isnt up there. Perish
*Those whoses jokes are yet to be judged reside in the comedy purgatory.*
*whoses
@@GLITCH_-.- ty fam
*hoose
*hosè
*josè
Imma be honest the online shopping @4:54 got me bad 😂
4:47 You buffoon.
You fell for one of the classic blunders.
The “stinky breathe” had me CACKLING
>leg so hot
>hot hot leg
*_s t i n k y_*
erm4gundr
>leg so hot it fry an eg
The funky bacon one got me, no idea why honestly
Apparently my band name would be Galaxy Chicken
*Poultry...*
*In **_SPAAAAAACE!!_*
Blue nutella for me
Nice funk band name. :D
Gray Chorizo
Green Chicken Noodle Soup
This is the last time you yee'd the haw buckaroo pal
My band name is black chips. That actually sounds pretty sick. Casino themed goth band. I'd listen to that tbh
4:50 you fool, you have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders
Greenish Drats! Foiled again!
You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!
6:42 Me: Shane Daw-
My door, suddenly gaining the ability to speak English: *FBI OPEN UP*
nateisanerd
Americans when the doors start speaking English:
Please tell me we're looking at r/comedycemetery next.
Unexpected rainbow 6 gavin free
r/comedyhell
I recommend r/comedynecrophilia too
r/comedyhomicide
6:45 lasagna can no longer satisfy me, John...~♡
1:22 omg poke fusion is so great i could seriously sit there for hours making monstrosities
yeihavenolife
*electard*
Troll yeet Fleet
Doduo + Gloom = *Doom*
you mean.. pokemonstrosities? eh? i'll see myself to the exit-
6:41 I have the book that contains that quote. It's called My Laughable Life with Garfield: The Jon Arbuckle Chronicles.
@@Cnut_the_grape yes
Arfan Eka Diandra
Can you confirm that he sucked his cats dick. And if so, in which chapter?
John is Shane Dawson
Idk how to spell his name
3:31 that's kind of wholesome how op repost their meme to make ginger ale official happy :)!!! I love it!!
8:50 I’m Italian and this is legit the funniest impression of Italian language ever
I love the "whoa mama Mia cunt" is so good
Umesh be like:
Umesh
Me: *dying of laughter* UMESH!
melli umesh
R/ComedyCemetary
9:59 I’m here mr. Uber man! Let’s get some McDonald’s
Tom. Pretty sure McDonald never even existed then so that is false
@@uncleclem7381 it's a joke about ubers in the D-Day and that's what you choose to complain
r/beetlejuice ?
I have HIV, but R/WOOOOOOOSH
@@1nto_the_zone683 I think you are the one wooshing... Or maybe I am the one wooshing? Perhaps you will be the one wooshing if you say I am wooshing... Or am I wooshing guessing you will be wooshing for thinki g I was wooshing? Que dises mamao? Jajja
Ginger-Ale-Official sounds like Pops which is just actually perfect
9:34 Conner Hagerman out
Legend has it, *tom was never found, and the uber is still searching for him*
better love story than twilight
Fun fact:
Holding a flashbang in your hands as it blows is sure to blow off some fingers and, if you're unlucky enough, your entire hand.
So doggo is fine. Human is now crippled.
nice try doggo is actually dead. FBI killed him with a flashbang. Google the wikis author, and read up on the story about the scumbag. Swatted somebody online and got a dog killed.
Ian Miles Cheong got a dog killed with a flashbang when he swatted an american by the username of Wild Goose. Ian Miles Cheong admitted to the swatting on a livestream and even laughed about it during the stream. Because Ian Miles Cheong is Malaysian, he might be facing criminal charges that border on terrorism.
fuck fingers
Which makes Ian Miles Cheong tonight’s big loser
I miss you Sorrow. Come back home.
Isn't Eggs Spinach Sandwich the name of that actor that plays Doctor Strange?
That's bacon cantaloupe soup
r/comedyheaven
Ben evict cucumber batch.
Eggs Benedict cucumber *
Kombucha Steve
Some random facebook girl: Color of your pants + last thing you ate = your band name
Me: *CLEAR FINGERNAILS*
bro
He do be eating da fingernails doe
WHICH ONES THE COLOR OF YOUR PANTS
WHICH ONE DID TOU EAT
missed opportunity to have the uber driver yell for ryan
Agreed. Although I think he made the same reference, just with slightly less impact.
I could be wrong though and he just picked Tom at random.
5:53
Just putting this down so I can find my favorite part again
Apparently my band name would be Black wings and that’s some metal shit right there.
Blue cappelletti hm.
blue double cheddar cheeto eggs
wooow
Same name he’ll yeah
Black sausage
ghostdiam That has some.. erotic vibes
By that logic my band name would be "Black Pasta"
I mean,squid ink pasta is a thing
Italian Black Metal.
I am Black Homie Dick
@Misspent Youth Wait... me too, woah.
Red garlic bread...
The flashbang gave me MW2 PTSD
RAMIREZ!
4:41 someone texted me this and i legit said “pen7.” how do i live with this shame
"If I would find a pot of gold,
I would" reestablish the U.S.S.R.
its fun to stay at the...
Y
M
C
A
One time my friend called babies “Womb nuggets” and I can’t think of anything else.
3:10 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
3:05 plaid icecream... enjoy
In case anyone missed it, the first article about punishing a dog listed Ian Miles Cheong as the author, who is a games journalist who got a dog killed with a flashbang because he swatted someone who made fun of him.
3:50 *Frieza is that you?*
Holy shit XD
BY FAR MY FAVORITE COMMENT
Comedy heaven? More like
I got nothing
@Fucking grass ayyyyyy
Either I am officially too old.
Or.
This is as funny a cold puke.
About getting old? Or the other thing?
1940's Uber driver: "Lost a lot of brothers on that beach, but Tom will be the ome I'll never forget."
That band name thing actually works. Nude Curry!
Gray Carne Asada Fries. Not very catchy
@@hugginsman76
I thought it was. ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌
Or you could always wait until you eat something else and try again.
@@DarthYodaJammin blue jalapeño poppers. That's better!
@@hugginsman76 Rockin!
You can make even these funny with your prefect comedic timing, it always catches me off guard.
6:41 You'll never catch the cat nut licker~!
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUMS! THERE ISNT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE 1 WHY IS THERE A 2ND?!
3:16 skai Jackson is quaking
God damn, I knew it was a bad idea to eat and watch this at the same time, I was fine until the Uber for Tom 😂
Umesh be like...... *UMESH*
Me when I Umesh😤🙌🏻👌🏻👏🏻
Is it just me or does he sound like plankton with his dramatic voice?