The pasta bit is what makes SorrowTV so fun. The original post was funny enough as is, but the added voice acting and music makes it way more hilarious.
@@shempai1166 fucking same. Not for the reason of having weird sentences being said with no context but because I would get to hear the same extremely funny line over and over again in different tones, for example; *"no sir~ I do not want to eat your ass~"* "NO SIR. I DO *NOT* WANNA EAT YOUR ASS" "n-no sir... I do not wanna eat your ass... Sorry" It would be hilarious
@@Zack_Taylor who's to say that you are really you? After all, you dont have a photo, so you could be any of the 10000 other Zack Taylor's in the world. Or someone pretending to be a Zach Taylor........
Omfg... 7:51 ... that demonic Italian voice... my fucking sides... also thank you for helping me clear out my sore throat. Laughter truly *IS* the best medicine!
3:55 But if Hitler's mom falls in love with you and you two seal the deal. What if you end up creating Hitler. And being his dad the whole time? Honestly people who don't think about that shouldn't be allowed to dis people with time machines who happen to lack imagination
i just want diavolo to slowly feed me spaghetti and stroke my hair like a scared horse and then immediately punch me through my heart and ribcage, killing me instantly
"A year from now I'll have to drink my coffee from the barista's cupped hands" [1 year later] 6 F E E T A W A Y F R O M E V E R Y B O D Y A T A L L T I M E S
NO, if your heart stops while being stabbed you are killed but if it starts beating again then you are in fact not dead, so you are killed but you did not die. I have a fun fact for you. If you are in water for a week straight you will explode.
@@roamspida4951 yes, the joke is that the British are now saying that, when the American colonies were saying that to them in the 1760s because they felt unfairly taxed without any say in legislation
...I have found the place I belong after all these years! Finally! My gator-riding dreams where I brandish a squirrel as a sword can become reality! Thank you Florida!
Obviously because if the crack with piss flaps was in the back it would cause all types of chaos when women had to pee and take a dump at the same time.
I was sitting here trying to understand what could ever lead a person to construct the words of that post. What experience did this person have in a haunted house to lead them to such an unorthodox conclusion, these things aren't related. The switch literally just flipped upon reading your comment.
I woke up around 1-2am once and I just remember giggling like a little bitch while I typed out a story idea on my laptop. I woke up in the morning and only saw this. New story plot: Two deer are characters. Real deer with anime faces. One is jojo face, the other kawaii desu face. Fights ensue I still don't fucking get it.
Like when you're really fucking high and you think you figured out the meaning of something so you tell your friend but they just look confused and then wait for you too sober up and repeat what you told them and all you can think is "That made no fucking sense".
@@Ethan-jm8sb Tried searching it, couldn't find any porn, but I DID find mints with drawings of dick and tits on them, although they're just normal mints.
Out of the 15 - 20 times I've watched this, this is the first time I've noticed *the news channel at **9:26** is for a county in Florida, my county, nonetheless*
@@hobowizard3124 It wasn't a real squirrel, unfortunately. I think it's way funnier without the context, but it was actually ceramic. Also, she stabbed him because he didn't buy beer, even though the stores were closed. Just wtf all around honestly.
*How did I, a Person who has listened to all 6 studio albums by Sacramento, California band D E A T H G R I P S become outraged with S W E E T G R E E N'S new salad bowls?*
It's spaced out like that because with each new letter, more algebra wraps around you very smart indeed there you Incompressible Fluid Form of a Sweet-Tasting Carbohydrate
8:00 I never thought I'd hear the voice of Satan telling me to eat noodles while Pizza Time plays in the background and I didn't realize I needed to have that
I always come here when I’m having a hard time. Sorrow’s humor and video have helped me a lot honestly. Was here when I was homeless, was here when I got fired from my dream job, and I’m here after I dropped my free taco. I love you Sorrow
Fun fact: The phrase "people die if they are killed" comes from the subs of the anime "Fate/Stay Night" (2006). This series' gacha game, "Fate/Grand Order" was also the most tweeted about game last year, even more so than Fortnite.
This channel is my ultimate comfort channel. Sorrow, if you're reading this, I hope everything is going wonderful for you and every sunset is beautiful, just for you. I keep coming back to these videos and they still make me laugh, even years later. Sending you good vibes ♥♥
10:25 I just remembered when I was younger I tried putting sticks up my cats butts. Why would I do this, I don’t know but I regret doing something that dumb.
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Top 3 trees I want to see before I die:
1. Sequoia trees
2. Cherry Blossom trees
3. The Dildo Tree
A random flower in the internet Nice list Flowey
I appreciate the compliment, @@CrowsAsylum
*in a intervew*
Anything you want to see in life?
Dildo tree.
Wh-
Dildo tree.
Im no gonna ruin that 420 likes
@@tatumfowler3603
Could you say that aga--
Did I stutter?
*A earthquake happens*
Dead people: 💃👯♀️💃👯♀️🕺👯♀️🕺💃👯♀️
saw this as it played
come on shake your body do the conga
🎶 Grandma's got a rave in the grave 🎶
@@maomaomi5434 *I CANT BREATH-*
@@maomaomi5434 《~~i want that 📻🔊📢
@ my 💀 ⚰👻 tyvm (followed up by _Celler Dweller_ )
"My vagina just zipped itself closed" I'll be sure to use that one day.
Agreed, or my meat pocket is officially closed for business.
「STICKY FINGERS」
i just lost it hahahahha
I’m a male what would I do like? “I just sewed my penis shut” or like “I just cut my dick off”
My personal favorite is "I think my vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise"
*YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE*
_DISRESPECT MY MINTS_
m i n t s u c k
Mint lowkey _s u c k_
@@firrigagamer8281 r/brandnewsentence
m i n t s h a l l a l w a y s s u c k
I'll give you your 1k.
The pasta bit is what makes SorrowTV so fun. The original post was funny enough as is, but the added voice acting and music makes it way more hilarious.
Hell ya. Lol
ok dr. english teacher O.o
@@ughb3lla ... whut?
Pizza time.
@@bolson42 I agree.
Can we all just praise this man for repeatedly saying “I pay a prostitute once a week to eat my butt” with no concern for who may hear it
I want to be this man's neighbor
@@shempai1166 fucking same. Not for the reason of having weird sentences being said with no context but because I would get to hear the same extremely funny line over and over again in different tones, for example;
*"no sir~ I do not want to eat your ass~"*
"NO SIR. I DO *NOT* WANNA EAT YOUR ASS"
"n-no sir... I do not wanna eat your ass... Sorry"
It would be hilarious
If only I lived next to Sorrow. Best comedy show every time he would record
666 likes
Chicken Permission To Speak I love you for having that name and icon.
0:39 real men uses geese instead of actual weights
now that opinion means something different if you have a dick or not...also da fuk death maracas
Real women have weewees butt crack in the front
Gavin!! Where are you ?
you can substitute the goose with a witch, the weight the same
"did you just gatekeep weight-lifting" [studio laugh track]
FUtuRE iS meAniNGleSS
*PAstA IS nOw*
*dying in British*
@@SidewaysKnee *dying in scottish*
@@shadowxxe *dying in existence*
Me when I make spaghetti
*Spiderman 2 pizza delivery theme intensifies*
Someone needs to make a subreddit for out-of-context biology diagrams. I need more.
They should call it r/entertheboartex
r/nocontextbooks
@@pikajade I made it. I am the John Reddit.
@@diggory4ii385 You actually did it. You are a good guy Bryan. Well done.
THE BOARTEX
That was the best Michael Jackson impression I've ever seen. Such a clean hehe
*_HEHE_*
HęHë
Clean hehe ...
Michael Caine impression was pretty good too
Heard he has a clean haha too.
Fun fact: Hitler had a nephew that immigrated to the U.S. and fought in the U.S. Navy in World War II.
His name was William Patrick Hitler.
Talk about a family fued.
Army guy: state your last name, then first name
That guy: Hitler‐
Army guy:HUH?
@@KFCGAMING55 But he was in the Navy...
Seriously though, he rounded out World War 2 as Pharmacist's Mate William Patrick Hitler.
@@Mr-Trox oh thanks I didn't know that
i read somewhere that he (and other adolf hitlers relatives) never had sex or a significant other because he didnt want hitlers bloodline to continue
Its called Almond Milk because nobody can say 'Nut Juice' with a straight face
Bold of you to assume I don’t
Nut juice :|
i didn't know nut juice and almond milk were the same thing. that means make almond milk on a daily basis
*NUT JUICE*
the originality is overwhelming
"disrespect my mints" is my favourite tumblr post of all time, and y’all can change my mind
PinkApocalypse Op do you take constructive criticism
nateisanerd choose your next words carefully, dear nate
p o s t. *S U C K.*
midlowreborn YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE
DISRESPECT MY POST
PinkApocalypse ur post hella gay
Sorrow: "Did yall do it?" 6:46
Me: looks down at my weewee with butt crack to the front
dreamghoul closes butthole anyway
*zips up buttcrack*
I did it. You know this youtube account has my real name on it... Hello future employer :/
oh fuck i’m a girl
@@Zack_Taylor who's to say that you are really you? After all, you dont have a photo, so you could be any of the 10000 other Zack Taylor's in the world.
Or someone pretending to be a Zach Taylor........
Wife stabs husband with squirrel, husband reportedly saying "Oh nuts" after stabbing
You don't need to hate me, I already hate myself the most
I'm proud and disappointed of you
I live in the area that broadcasted that news report and all I can say is...
This isn't the worst thing to happen in the Bay area
WHY MUST WE HAVE MADE THE SAME JOKE
Too bad that my stand 《Sociate Anxiete》make me the most hated person in the world
YOU NEED TO GET OUT. NOW.
"Why do girl weewees have butt crack to the front"
*checks source*
Makes sense.
What was the source?
Melissa Lonla pornhub :)
Source: crotch
yes
Omfg... 7:51 ... that demonic Italian voice... my fucking sides... also thank you for helping me clear out my sore throat. Laughter truly *IS* the best medicine!
Mama Mia
I thought of it as more Russian but,yes
*SHOVEL THE PASTA IN YOUR FACE.*
THE DEVOURER OF PASTA HAS AWOKEN
@@hurricanemeem it doesn't sound the LEAST bit Russian. Do you hear any "POOT DEESPENSER HEER!" voice-isms? No? Didn't think so.
3:55 But if Hitler's mom falls in love with you and you two seal the deal. What if you end up creating Hitler. And being his dad the whole time? Honestly people who don't think about that shouldn't be allowed to dis people with time machines who happen to lack imagination
Make sure it doesn't happen like that.
.
Just send a black dude jeez
@@Silverwind87 But it has to have happened like that, or else it wouldn't have happened to begin with.
@@ninetailedfox579121 What's the point of time travel if you can't change the future.
7:32 That croc is an absolute UNIT.
In awe at the size of this lad
Jade knows what’s up
That's fucking K.Rool
Looks more like a gator
7:58
ASMR: Diavolo force-feeds you spaghetti while speaking pseudo-philosophy
Is this a jojo reference.
About jojo, why does john mcafee have a jojo profile pic?
@@hanenbow1506 cuz hes a jojo fan???thus,a cultured and trustworthy man.
i just want diavolo to slowly feed me spaghetti and stroke my hair like a scared horse and then immediately punch me through my heart and ribcage, killing me instantly
Unexpected JoJo in a Sorrow TV video. My fellow JoJo fans are everywhere.
i just cant stop wondering if the pringles can will ever truly be satisfied.
It can for sure
Absolutely. Every Pringles can orgasms once in it's life- the moment you pop off the top.
One can only hope.
They get fisted on a near constant basis.
@@randomrainbow4479 you won
Lots of strokes going undiagnosed in this video.
if there was an official award ceremony for good comments, you would win one
U
Isn’t there a subreddit called r/Ihadastroke just full of shit like this? 😂😂😂
You guys realize we have about 30 seconds of audio of Sorrow saying “eat my butt” with different intonations now,right?Imagine the possibilities.
I live for it.
someone make a remix
holy shit lmao
didn't know i needed to hear sorrow tv say "big boy" until now
This one of the only subreddits you can make thousands of videos on without it getting boring.
Pls do more of this
I got a feeling so complicated from these sentences
Justin Y. 👋
my face is a bad feeling because i am the most unpretty youtuber in the universe
Hey howdy
At this point I don't even read your comments anymore. I just upvote them whenever I see them aka under every yt video.
get a feeling so complicated
*HEHE INTO THE WIND*
I demand this becomes a new saying immediately!!!
YES LET US MAKE IT A SAYING
*Y E S*
make it a meme!
it's part of the wind series.
Gone with the Wind
Back from the Wind
Return to the Wind
Hehe into the Wind
Revenge of Wind Mountain
Some men ride off into the sunset. Others _hehe_ into the wind.
"A year from now I'll have to drink my coffee from the barista's cupped hands"
[1 year later]
6 F E E T A W A Y F R O M E V E R Y B O D Y A T A L L T I M E S
making quite a splash
"People die if they are killed"
"Just because you're correct it doesn't mean you're right"
Behold the holy knowledge!
Believe in me who believes in you
"You dodged my undodgeable spear!"
TheGoldenDunsparce Just because I believe you doesn’t mean I think you’re telling the truth.
@@Rein_TB Humanity's biggest discoveries (gone wrong) *shocking* *emotional*
NO, if your heart stops while being stabbed you are killed but if it starts beating again then you are in fact not dead, so you are killed but you did not die. I have a fun fact for you. If you are in water for a week straight you will explode.
British Farmers: "NO TAXATION WITHOUT EMOJI REPRESENTATION"
how does this not have more likes???
@@beatrix4592 people aren't fans of irony, or maybe didn't get it
Wasn't the.. American colonies that said that?
Obviously w/o the word emoji
But take a like for trying
@@roamspida4951 yes, the joke is that the British are now saying that, when the American colonies were saying that to them in the 1760s because they felt unfairly taxed without any say in legislation
@@jpearseed1179 oh ok
Also r/woooosh
In order to get featured in r/brandnewsentence, your English power level has to be over 9000
Gavin!! Where are you ?
@Noel Hann can swing a swappington? of course I wondered
Or, if you play your cards right, under 4.
@Noel Hann I don't know
why are dinasours anyway?
Does this make my left clavicle look big?
5:39 This implies that Russia at one point had control of a lizard sex satellite
8:50 Where is it, where does it go, where does it stop, *COTTON EYED JOE*
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
That dance where you hop from leg to leg with your arms in the middle
THIS MAN GETS IT
Where does it come from, where does it go
Where does it come from, cotton eyed joe
*pennywise dance intensifies*
*cotton eye Joe intensifies*
As a Minnesotan, I can confirm we would do something like chuck a cake into a steam trains firebox
Why the whole cake, though? Chuck a slice, eat the rest!
Don’t you drag the rest of us down with you!
as a minnesotan i can confirm that i have *_drank six bottles of ranch every day for the last three weeks and i plan on continuing to do so_*
Why
As a minnesotan....what accent
“People die when they are killed”?
Hold up, is that you Shirou?
As in Deadman Wonderland Shiro?
@@theowlsquad7587 Fate/Stay Night (2006)
"If he dies he's dead"
Probably
The Archer Class really is made up of Archers!
"Sir Michael Caine" when I heard that I thought "sir My Cocaine"
"Wife Stabs Husband With Squirrel"
Only in god damn Florida.
...I have found the place I belong after all these years! Finally! My gator-riding dreams where I brandish a squirrel as a sword can become reality! Thank you Florida!
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STAB SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING RODENT!?
how the fuck
@@beccataylor1245
Fuck you! Squirrels are precious.
@@beccataylor1245 as a resident of Florida,
In order to do such, you have to stick a knife in a squirrel.
With all the hitler stuff at 3:54 here’s a random fact
Hitler’s mom was also his second cousin and his dad’s third wife
Sweet home *Germany*
@@mallwhcre *Austria
european alibama
so his father punished him severely
*Banjo starts playing*
this is hands down the funniest video you’ve ever made
i strongly agree
I dunno man I laughed waaay more in one of his nice girls videos
@@regularshow960 Aaaaand then he send her a picture
10:16 Oh yes, my favorite movie
*Enter the B o a r t e x*
Obtain
Top ten questions scientists still can’t exolain, number one:
*wHy gOrl wEe-WeEs haVe buTtCrAck on tHe fRont??1?1!1*
+Linden LimeTree I wish he'd link the sourxe to these!
Obviously because if the crack with piss flaps was in the back it would cause all types of chaos when women had to pee and take a dump at the same time.
foot are just hand the
_foot_
_f e e t t h e h a n d_
Sounds like an cannibalistic fruit by the foot snack
My last two braincells at the essay part of an exam
having a stroke.?
@@tryblight Only if it's a math final.
WHAT?
The perpetrator potentially profited from the packaging, processing, and proliferation of penguin penises.
Probably, the prick.
Penguins dont even have penises
@@Hunka777 I'm not quite sure about that
@@carsonspinks1067 I am, they have no external genitalia. Only cloakas
Hannah Haji I’ve seen penguins fuckin’ they have something under those fur feathers.
The Michael Caine one actually had me tearing up with laughter. It’s just so ridiculous, it’s incredible. (The accent was pretty okay)
4:37 as a lesbian that works in a haunted house I can confirm they are, in fact, lesbian factories
I was sitting here trying to understand what could ever lead a person to construct the words of that post. What experience did this person have in a haunted house to lead them to such an unorthodox conclusion, these things aren't related.
The switch literally just flipped upon reading your comment.
STOP LICKING AND GET BACK TO SCARE CUSTOMERS YOU RAINBOW RIDER OF DOOM!
@@UltravioletNomad Or the fact that Haunted houses can easily turn men into screaming girls. XD
6:58 I don't even have one and I have to admit I tried it for a second
I hope you like getting evicted because you're about to be evicted from life
@@inksoakedsquid *your free trial of living has expired.*
@@ImDaaBes _oh boy finally I can die_
Same though
@@inksoakedsquid I don't know what this means but I'm excited
This is literally just like when you think of something and write it down and then look at it later and just be like wtf
Joohker
This is what I would write when I was in 3rd grade
I woke up around 1-2am once and I just remember giggling like a little bitch while I typed out a story idea on my laptop. I woke up in the morning and only saw this.
New story plot:
Two deer are characters. Real deer with anime faces. One is jojo face, the other kawaii desu face. Fights ensue
I still don't fucking get it.
Like when you're really fucking high and you think you figured out the meaning of something so you tell your friend but they just look confused and then wait for you too sober up and repeat what you told them and all you can think is "That made no fucking sense".
I just realised the guy at 11:03 is John McAfee, the former creator of the antivirus, he's running for the 2020 presidential elections I think.
He's got my vote
oh that dude? didn't he like get accused of murder, flee, then come back to run for president?
A A Yup
Our new president
And why the JoJo reference?
10:26 that account name looks familiar...
.
.
.
.
.
It’s me.
We have finally caught him
The notorious catnut licker!
s t o p r i g h t t h e r e c r i m i n a l s c u m
Ok, this is epic. The catnut licker.
IT'S HIM
i just googled "mint suck" to try and find a screencap of that to share with my friends. My results... well, they didnt have what i wanted.
Xander okay what kind of porn was it
@@Ethan-jm8sb Tried searching it, couldn't find any porn, but I DID find mints with drawings of dick and tits on them, although they're just normal mints.
Well then what did he find
Eulogy Jones Hot
That’s why you always put “meme” after a phrase when searching for a screen cap. I can say that has saved me from many a regrettable google search.
" it cost you $0 to not say that, so why did you" 🤣🤣
Dude I so missed your videos. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Nobody:
C H O N K Y D I L E
*G I R T H A G A T O R*
Hahaha nobody joke
Useless nobody
_Oh these are pretty cool bananas_
Gavin!! Where are you ?
*AAAAAAAAAAAHH-*
How to properly eat 2 miles of banana
How to properly clean your metal computer, at first I read your username as 'mental computer', instead of 'metal' lol.
hahaha. WRONG IT'S ONE SINGULAR BANANA!
All the kids are going nuts for Banana by the Foot.
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Sweet .Nighter by the bunch?
Mystic Flower77 By the bushel
Tyler Patch ah that’s hawt, that’s hawt
The sentence “the future is meaningless but the pasta is now” is now what I was expecting to hear today
“A sattilite full of geckos...”
Oh good my people are conquering other planets. I wonder how Aunt Gemini is.
So let me get this right. The point of this subreddit is for sentences that are so bizarre that nobody else has probably said them before?
Yup
Does that make you want to follow people around and copy all of the outlandish things they say?
yup
When a Whangdoodle sleeps in the vampire hair forest, you bet your left clavicle there will be butts!
I have "nothing" to do with that satellite so don't ask
I blame you, SPY
WE HAVE A SPY
THAT SPY IS A SPY
r/suspiciousquotes
*this an't it cheif*
THAT SPY IS NOT ONE OF OURS
What did you do with that satellite?
I am actually dying of laughter over that Starbucks horse thing.
Just that one?? I'm dying from all of them ....
The lizard sex satellite had me fucking crying
Sam Wilson yep just that one
The whale ducking tweet seems like a joke
It’s not
John McAfee just is like that
balrogdahomie John McAfee is my president
@@urbanerabyss4387 If John McAfee is you president, you live in an authoritarian regime
@@glumbortango7182 John McAfee is the most libertarian man on the planet. Authoritarianism under him is as likely as free speech in china
@@urbanerabyss4387 after the circus that happened recently, mcafee is starting to look like king arthur right now.
this comment aged well
The word of the day is: Context. It’s a very important thing.
That would be r/nocontext. These are weird even with context.
8:21 WHAT DID YOU SEARCH TO FIND THIS IMAGE
4:41 there's lesbian factories? so that's where my friend came from...
Yeah she did.
my mom didnt birth me....... i think you know where this is going
Clearly it means that you're fated to slay Macbeth, so sayeth the witches three.
“my friend” 👀
“i’m asking for a friend” 👀
Yeah it’s called an all girls catholic school
Out of the 15 - 20 times I've watched this, this is the first time I've noticed
*the news channel at **9:26** is for a county in Florida, my county, nonetheless*
Bro same
@ maybe she threw the thing to his face and it hit teeth/claws first ?
@@hobowizard3124 It wasn't a real squirrel, unfortunately. I think it's way funnier without the context, but it was actually ceramic. Also, she stabbed him because he didn't buy beer, even though the stores were closed. Just wtf all around honestly.
Florida woman strikes again
6:15 damn that Michael Caine impression was spot on dude!
b e a n s
*How did I, a Person who has listened to all 6 studio albums by Sacramento, California band D E A T H G R I P S become outraged with S W E E T G R E E N'S new salad bowls?*
The answer M I G H T surprise you.
I am interested
Spoiler alert: the answer involves the homosexual agenda
Of course it fucking does.
How ...INDEED
mathematics *S U R R O U N D S* me
Whâț?
It's spaced out like that because with each new letter, more algebra wraps around you
very smart indeed there you Incompressible Fluid Form of a Sweet-Tasting Carbohydrate
@@BinglesP that last bit really confused me till i saw that op’s username is liquidsugar.
Did you draw your pfp? Looks amazing!!
@@foxygrin i did!!! thank you so much!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Come back Sorrow. We need you in these trying times :(
11:42
I'm turning this entire last segment into a ringtone and putting on everyone's phone at work
Update please
*UPDATE P L E A S E*
Dood! We wanna know!
Do r/rareinsults next
YES
Fuck it, im making a reddit account. No one uses in my country. But i need more!!!
That would be asskick!
Meanwhile r/insults is emptier than the void
The Birb Guy that was pretty decent 👌for an inverted elbow.
2 miles of banana? That's gotta be, like, at least 3 miles of banana
Linus Overy-Smith and don’t forget the mint shint
Linus Overy-Smith it couldn’t be dubm byo
None916 Cutter M I N T S U C K
@@comik9294 ??
We need a banana for scale
I CHOKED on my pretzal at “my vagina just zipped itself closed”
you can do that??
I live in Wyoming and I still think it's a verb
wyoming is a what i like to call *_square yeehaw state_*
What's Wyoming? Is it that thing that doesn't exist?
Wyoming is a farce
i forgot wyoming existed
How do you and teach me me how to wyome?
It's a shame you never did r/entitledparents on this channel, that one would fit with all the other crazy people subreddits on here so well.
@@raf4320 Bacon Cheesers
@@raf4320 Are you sure it's not chegging boosers?
@@raf4320 r/weirdinsults
I could've sworn he had, until I realized that r/choosingbeggars is often an r/entitledparents crossover.
most of them are probably fake
6:13 That Michael Caine impression was spot on.
you come into MY HOUSE
𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒
4:50 I almost spat out my tea laughing at that.
MC. Gemstone teas gross
I actually did
@@moonwakey5195 Well depends really I like my tea with lots of sugar and milk in my tea.
you must be english
@@bluecocacola Yes, yes I am you are correct.
At 2:10 I was really confused because instead of “dildo tree” I heard “Bill Dauterive.” Apparently I’ve been watching too much King of the Hill
You got bill in your yard? I'd rather a dildo tree
I was gonna tell some jokes about unemployed people but.. none of them work
The Punking i like how completely out of context your joke is. I expect another joke from you in every SorrowTV comment section from now on.
fuxk
Think of one later.
Badum tish.
Madman From Space ^^ agreed. I’ll be on the lookout for them from now on lmao
8:00 I never thought I'd hear the voice of Satan telling me to eat noodles while Pizza Time plays in the background and I didn't realize I needed to have that
"you'll never catch the cat nut licker" literally slapped knee
Slapped knee
My knee-gear
do not slap knee it will break. slap thigh instead for more safety
Looossstt iiitt
Gets stabbed with squirrel:
Me:
Oh man! That's nuts! *bows head in shame*
This is LITERALLY the best video you have made
Seriously. (not that the others are horrible, this is just THE BEST)
I always come here when I’m having a hard time. Sorrow’s humor and video have helped me a lot honestly. Was here when I was homeless, was here when I got fired from my dream job, and I’m here after I dropped my free taco. I love you Sorrow
Fun fact: The phrase "people die if they are killed" comes from the subs of the anime "Fate/Stay Night" (2006).
This series' gacha game, "Fate/Grand Order" was also the most tweeted about game last year, even more so than Fortnite.
Yeah but a lot of people think of the anime when this comes up
The archer class is really made of archers
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right
-Fun- Weeb fact
I've only ever seen it as a reference to that particular meme, no other context.
I deserve a full video of sorrow making Michael Jackson noises
A banana fetish is something I could live with for my entire life
Gavin!! Where are you ?
i want a rap battle between you and Justin Y
Depression Session what about how to clean your metal computer
Yo, that gay
Your profile picture
Your name......
Everything about you is extremely cursed I don't know where to begin
0:48 THAT'S the question I am everyday..
"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE! DISRESPECT MY MINTS!"
Lost it 😆😆😆😆😆
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@@juliebilton8724 indeed
7:02 that’s incredibly specific and I want to meet the people who have...
"Muslim women on Ferris wheels??? OUTRAGEOUS. Who ever thought of the concept?"
Easily the funniest video that you have ever made.
The Micheal Caine bit was gold, man.
def
This channel is my ultimate comfort channel. Sorrow, if you're reading this, I hope everything is going wonderful for you and every sunset is beautiful, just for you. I keep coming back to these videos and they still make me laugh, even years later.
Sending you good vibes ♥♥
Same. I relisten to his entire channel every 6-8 months. I shall tell my children tales of this man and his incredible talent and sense of humour
Same! I am among you guys as well! I pray to the heavens that the rains of Africa bless this man.
This is a old school sorrow, i was afraid you were cheating on reddit with david fron soot
CAN'T BELIEVE MY VIDEO IS ON SORRWTV THIS IS THE HIGHEST POINT OF MY LIFE
You upset my dog when you started doing the MJ impression
hehe into the wind
Sorrow TV has been on hiatus long enough that I forgot every video and everything is now rewatchable.
This is exactly what I've been doing for the past 2 days
Yeah, same he's one of those creators were you don't want the videos to end.
Oregon otter : sweet dunks and sweet spunks
as an oklahoman i can confirm that we take pride in that
As an Oklahoman i can also confirm we're proud of some weird shit
@@OrNaurItsKat Yes. Yes, we are
*sweet dunks and sweeter spunks
I think this video has gotten me to laugh the hardest out of all of your videos. Thank u for your quality content Sorrow
This is honestly one of my favourite redit videos
10:25
I just remembered when I was younger I tried putting sticks up my cats butts.
Why would I do this, I don’t know but I regret doing something that dumb.
Excuse me, what the fuck?
reading this physically pained me