@@maxwell4508 One teacher at skool rick rolled my other teacher in class using air play. In the process she rick rolled my entire class. I was the only educated student. Everyone else was just confused.
@@maddoxpadgett1525 YOU FOOL! I TRICKED YOU INTO RESPONDING WITH A FALSE CASE OF MENTAL TRAUNA! AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT! NOW YOUR REPLY MAKES NO SENSE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Damien's gonna break at some point. We WILL make him say "My namien is Damien." Edit: Why in the name of the good lord above is this comment still getting attention? Damien isn't even the host anymore.
imaad Haq Diamond Dynamic Technically it's considered a 1-sided die. However, due to it's shape, it is far more reminiscent of a coin. There are a lot of odd dice out there, as you can see from this post: shamethedice.tumblr.com/post/183363919580/the-wonderful-world-of-dice/embed
@@tavicotavio it's just what I see in my mind lol. It could be like one of those kid looking movies that you go to see and it takes a hard left turn. Then the bear starts laughing like a maniac lol.
English, french, variation of french in quebec, american, espagnol and Gibberish. Lets both be multilingual (oh and btw "i do not speak french" in french is "je ne parle pas français". Take notes, Damien)
@@shrekonion8307 i do to Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais, je ne te laisserai jamais tomber, je ne me retournerai jamais et je te dessert (This is in french btw if u didn't realize)
Im I the only one who thought that in 8:57 they could have said “ Im so traight, I dont like myself cause’ that would be gay” and it would have been so funny and sad at the same time?
When he said "RUclips perks" RUclips captions have told him that he should suffer, the he should quit All it said was "RUclips hurts", it was not a mistake but a warning
Yeah like theres some dipshit who likes every mrbeasts video, Is named after him (youtube acc) AND made his liked videos public so now people with iq less than 21 fall for that trick
At 10:10, she not only totally was not worth it, but she also deserved that kind of response, and especially if her father was actually not in her life.
The correct sentence for "I don't speak french" in french is "Je ne parle pas français" Hope you'll see this, I'm also sorry if someone said it before me.
Is the "pas" really necessary? Because I was in Paris, this waitress started speaking in French to me and I went "Desole, je ne parle Français" in my best accent and she said "your French is good" and to this day I do not know if she was serious or not
@@Micro13bk Yes it is, otherwise it wouldn't be a negative sentence and it isn't right. You can also say "Je ne parle point français", that's good too. But you MUST add " Pas" or "Point".
@@Micro13bk Plus, you shouldn't listen to the waitresses in Paris. French people can be really mean with strangers, and Parisians usually don't speak a good french.
Me too but it was a better attempt than most people. All he needed was to conjugate parler (to speak) properly and fix up a little grammar and he’d be good. The correct way to say it is “je ne parle pas français”
Rock: you just took orders from a rock. Are you stoned? Patrick getting mad: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS PATRICK
@@lecommentar9851 how does crying over the death of someone who made videos you watched throughout your childhood make you a loser? If I killed one of your idols you’d probably be sad too so shut
@@have_a_cup_of_water_08 Wow... 11 and can already tell what idiot moves are. I'm honestly impressed. You have good parents or a good grasp of common sense. Either way, it shows a lot of wisdom in you.
Btw, anyone watching these older videos nowadays, the Pokémon’s name is Natu, who is a psychic type (might also be flying at this point) and evolves into the psychic-flying type called Xatu. It was a pretty good recreation even though the colors are a little off (Natu’s body is purple, not green). (11:18)
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In a drama class, we were watching our work of a superhero movie, and one of the "groups" was someone I won't mention his name today. (I put the groups in quotation marks because it was just him and one of the SSOs.) When we got to his "groups" video, we all got Rick-Rolled. This guy is a madlad, and I will watch his career with great interest.
The stories in this remind me of a story my dad told me So basically my dad's Grandpa was 30 at the time and a guy stole, and did his wife. So every time my dad's Grandpa saw that man, he pleged he would beat his ass every time. After years of that, my dad's Grandpa saw that man in a car on the highway. My dad's Grandpa walked out of the car in the middle of traffic at age 71, kicked that man out of the car, and beat his ass. My dad's Grandpa then proceeded back into his car, and that man filled a restraining order on my dad's Grandpa, but that didn't stop him at all after the restraining order was over. My old man has the best, and weirdest family 😂
10:34 I think he used the Perching Mechanic. Basically if the Dragon perches (If he stays on the pedestal) and you have water put on a Obsidian block from a height, it will immediately go towards that Obsidian block and will be stuck. Then you can punch and do whatever you want to kill it. It's pretty op ngl lol
12:33 Stand user: Damien Lee Stand name: EmKay 'A stand with the ability to materialize memes and use them as it pleases, it can materialize any meme and it's power depends on how popular that meme currently is, each meme has a specific set of characteristics which grants this stand an unlimited potential'
“Are you stoned?”
“No I’m Damien”
*QUOTE OF 2019*
I can’t touch this like, there’s 69
Wats up stoned im dad
Hi Stoned. Im dad.
To be honest I thought he said I'm gay not I'm Damien HMMMMMMM yes
No, this is Patrick
“We got a badass over here”, the subreddit.
Madlad is just a synonym of badass
Hellow 2012!
I would like but you have 420 likes
Xd Anarchist yes
actually that's r/iamreallybadass
emkay: says multiple swear words
emkay: *censors a gun*
@@joeydoink-doink742 indonesian
Perhaps he wasnt the one that censored it though, it was just the image
@@InWinds no... it happens all the time. in every video lol.
@@nolarix3106 still, doesn't mean it's always him
@@InWinds he doesnt edit his videos. his editor does. your point being?
Damien: “i cant speak in french”
Also Damien: “Je ne parle pas francais”
je ne parle-pas français
@@HerrConner627 *français
u dont capitalize this stuff in French
@@poisonedmaple6874 can approve I’ve been taking French at school for 3-4 years now
@@sansibit4706 I've also been taking French at school! I've also lost 80 of all the knowledge I gained! -end me-
I am french and I can tell you there is absolutely zero errors in this comments, "parle-pas" doesn't exist and "français" isn't "Français"
Damien: I don’t speak french
*Proceeds to prove point by saying it in french*
btw
You're not fooling anyone with that username
just a heads up
But what?
@@KyleKyle__ but 8 hours ago
for me
You spelled "Joe Momma" WRONG!
Guy in roblox: I am above the law
The law: he's to dangerous to be left alive
well looks like they're in the US seems they'll be Shot
Actually I'm in Canada thank you
Mess with the 3 cm and get hit by the 9mm
They can't do anything about him
@Robert MacMillan hah the ad save me lol
Damien should start introducing himself with my namien is damien
True
Too cursed
like this so damien sees
@@nic615 ummm excuse me... You will be silenced!
@@nic615 how is it cursed
"I'm mister king dice, I'm the gamest in the land. I never play nice, I'm Devil's right hand man."
Mr.KingDice OH NO HE FOUND US
If you get it you get it
And if you disregard him I'll break your knees
@@maxwell4508 One teacher at skool rick rolled my other teacher in class using air play. In the process she rick rolled my entire class. I was the only educated student. Everyone else was just confused.
@@maddoxpadgett1525 YOU FOOL! I TRICKED YOU INTO RESPONDING WITH A FALSE CASE OF MENTAL TRAUNA! AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO DELETE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT! NOW YOUR REPLY MAKES NO SENSE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
It takes a lot of guts to be this mad. Or stupidity, you choose
Looks at the comment*
I see what is your choice.
Both, with a little bit of shrooms
What about stufatly
I am just happy you didn't beg for likes
I can make Aether portal in vannila
Emkay: censored guns
Also Emkay: shows a middle finger
Me: *visible confusion*
Send this reply to ten people or a dog will die
@@theendgameavenger9748
If... If I send this reply to ten people, will you... spare the dog's life?
Daga Kotawaru
the endgame avenger ok a dog will die even if i do so idc
Coppa Has Ruined RUclips 69th like
Ye
"are you stoned"
"no im Damien"
...yesn't
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
“I also choose this guy’s dead wife”
-Damien 2019
I wish I was a supreme potato
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo explain plz
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo before my head exploding
@@pandarou_pd I want to be a supreme potato I think it's pretty clear
@@FsbrFsbrmdlo explain why like u uhhh u know what im not gonna do this anymore im just gonna go watch something
Damien's gonna break at some point. We WILL make him say "My namien is Damien."
Edit: Why in the name of the good lord above is this comment still getting attention? Damien isn't even the host anymore.
Maybe
And then we'll discover...is my home state, Kansas, northern or southern
No pls no
omg yes please
Toby Moore it’s good to spread it through others so Damien can actually say this.
"You cannot have a coin with one side." Someone has never heard of a möbius strip.
then its not a coin
Show me a fuckin coin that's a Mobius strip
imaad Haq Diamond Dynamic
Technically it's considered a 1-sided die. However, due to it's shape, it is far more reminiscent of a coin. There are a lot of odd dice out there, as you can see from this post: shamethedice.tumblr.com/post/183363919580/the-wonderful-world-of-dice/embed
A möbius strip is almost impossible to make.
@@puffypuppy692 have you haver tried with papers, a couple of scissors, bit of glue, and some relativity?
reddit: has something mildy funny
EmKay: WHEEEEEEEEEEZE
qwikmav idk why i find it kinda annoying, like some times id rather listen to a text to speech
The Derpy Squid lol i too love cats
scOrp awsome :)
No one:
The translate: WHEEEEEEEEEEE
@@danielj-hroblox-gaming5547 ikr
"We can't sir, he is above the law!"-Random police man
r/cursedcomments
uh oh
*I know how to craft a saddle in Minecraft and I’m not telling anyone.*
Enlighten me pls
just /give @s saddle
Fool, i know how to craft air.
h- how?
Old players: *pathetic*
Roblox player on top of police station: I am above the law.
Me: He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!
just get a helicopter and you above that guy again :)
:0
Ok, hold on, I need to build the rescue helicopter from LEGO city and save the man that fell into the river, first.
🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁
@@starrberry6215 HEY!
@@starrberry6215 there is a Roblox game called a man has failed into the lake in Roblox city
Toaster chicken
IF DAMIEN DOESN'T SKIP PARTS, YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER
Steve C. amen killer queen.
Shoto Todoroki 🙏
I mean, he did skip a whole sentence @ 2:37
Machovec
Shut up
『No Life』
Yes but facts are bad
Becuase they are true
And truth is bad
Hardest things to find
1.four leaf clover
2.the last nerf dart
3.an emkay video with Damian narrating
1:39 he's calling Lester to remove the wanted lvl
Lol
Oh,
*Oh no*
8:25 He predicted the protests i swear
11:00
8:32
Nope.
Wanna talk about protests now?
Ame is the best
Who else thinks Damien should voice a digitally animated Bear in a movie? His voice is perfect for the part.
Extremely specific but true
@@tavicotavio it's just what I see in my mind lol. It could be like one of those kid looking movies that you go to see and it takes a hard left turn. Then the bear starts laughing like a maniac lol.
that’s so random but so true
But... why a bear?
The Pokémon’s name is Natu and is a psychic flying type introduced in gen 2 if anyone is wondering
Nobody asked
THIS IS KINDA OLD BUT T H A N K Y O U
@@sleepy7546 he provided some free info which helped at least a few people, waddaya got against him?
@@King-dr3fb nobody asked
@@sleepy7546 did he?
When you realize part 1 doesn’t have stands.
I mean I’m like Santa, I don’t give out magazines every day..
oh no
You need to stop at my door soon my guy
What about part 2??
@@wha-258 part 2 kinda has one
But stand stuff behind at 3
are you implying that you skip parts
this text-to-speech reddit channel is becoming aware. we gotta shut this whole thing down
Well I'm going to type my words by hand on there
Um, tHiS iSn'T tExT tO sPeEch. r/tHeReWAsAnAtTemPt. LOL
@@_leidybug r/whoosh
@@keerthivasvenkatesan1739 you fucking cretin, you bumbling bafoon
@@_leidybug r/therewasanattempt to you too
Damien seems like a robot now that I think about it...
We’re on to you, “Damien”
*geezee starts playing in the background *
7:43 gotta love how he just goes for it all, not just the obvious point of the pic
Can we just take a moment to praise Damien for his fluent gibberish
i speak English, American and Gibberish. i am multilingual.
English, french, variation of french in quebec, american, espagnol and Gibberish. Lets both be multilingual (oh and btw "i do not speak french" in french is "je ne parle pas français". Take notes, Damien)
@@fluffcrusader8057 i see that you are also speaking in gibberish
@@shrekonion8307 i do to
Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais, je ne te laisserai jamais tomber, je ne me retournerai jamais et je te dessert
(This is in french btw if u didn't realize)
@@fluffcrusader8057 but that is what he said he just said it in an English accent?
Damien: “and as always, I’ll be seeing ya”
Me: *spreads curtains to find Damien right on the other side*
lol
Relatable.
1:45 that’s genuinely wholesome, I love it when a creator cares about their fans.
"I'm above the law"
Me who doesn't know anything and is always asked "do you live under a rock?!": *I'm under the law*
Me: -:stands on Globe:-
Also me: *I a m a b o v e t h e w o r l d*
ｙａｒｅ ｙａｒｅ ｄａｚｅ
@@krakenplays8161 don't ruin it goddamn
i am above *_ZA WARUDO_*
Epic
Technically you don't have to stand on a globe to say that
*stands on nuke*
I'm above the country
Roses are red, I have a hairy chest
8:09
You genius
"one straight delightful little horn squeal"
@@maplehugger1857 "Now you're in the back of a cop car"
I give this comment a like because I like to keep the comment likes at 69
Im I the only one who thought that in 8:57 they could have said “ Im so traight, I dont like myself cause’ that would be gay” and it would have been so funny and sad at the same time?
I mean, that's me lmao
I didn't think of it but now I wished I did, that would've been great
6:37 So Damien is a Florida man? Yeah, that checks out.
No one:
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Its a critical condition
i saw this right when damien was wheezing
*_𝑾 𝑯 𝑬 𝑬 𝒁 𝑬_*
11:53 Hey thats me 😊
hey! good for you my dude c:
Experimental ASMR good job my dude you’ve made it to the big leagues
The ancestors
Oh my gosh it actually is good for you!
damien's voice when he's trying to speak french is so great
Oui.
Si
@@c0smicc0re non
@@photons23 no
@@c0smicc0re tu t'es pris pour qui
"Infinity War was the best crossover event in history"
Namian Damian and Fakob Jakob: *Observe*
Is your profile picture Reapertale Sans?
@@toonlink5399 yessir
Now shut
"i also choose this guys dead wife" finally a peace of reddit history is found on a youtube video
“I’m Damien”
*breathes heavily* don’t do it
*inhale*
HI DAMIEN I’M DAD
Damn......
@@SuperPwnageBoi69 dam-ie-n
No offense, this is kinda cringey...
Just.in.connor Russell hey thanks for your opinion it’s very much appreciated
suushaii animations you’re welcome
When he said "RUclips perks" RUclips captions have told him that he should suffer, the he should quit
All it said was "RUclips hurts", it was not a mistake but a warning
10:13 Its Santas Tesco Truck he used his raindeer
Damien and Zach are the same person, I wonder who was the original personality...
Both of them
Damien was the original personality
See, first it was “Emkay,” but then it split into Damien and Zach, so both are the original, but also neither is the original.
Slazo
@@korialogo b... Isn't... Isn't that a paradox?
4:03 I can't watch this part without wheeze laughing.
Emkay: censors guns
Also emkay: shows giant freaking middle finger
Fax
0:44 to let you know it’s the kangaroo that’s attacking the wild human -National geographics
nobody's talking about the fact that damien is back
r/Madlads
Dude give it a rest he does every other video this has been like that for weeks stfu
Derek FoxFire read the first reply’s name
*_You are._*
Derek FoxFire lol you like Zach. Tragic
Random girls bday party:
Damien in Alex Jones voice: "I'm here to date your six year old"
@@thcfck6870 oh hey , stalin
when are you reuniting the soviet union
When you're so early you decide to see if there's any bots in the comments
Yeah like theres some dipshit who likes every mrbeasts video, Is named after him (youtube acc) AND made his liked videos public so now people with iq less than 21 fall for that trick
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Example
@@LeBornMajes fuck you
@@Seaside_Seanster OoOOohhh time to tryhard
Confused Screaming fuck you got me
At 10:10, she not only totally was not worth it, but she also deserved that kind of response, and especially if her father was actually not in her life.
The only madlad here is damien for that killer alex jones impression
The correct sentence for "I don't speak french" in french is "Je ne parle pas français"
Hope you'll see this, I'm also sorry if someone said it before me.
he may have been proving a point by saying it incorrectly :D
@@eloisearthrell2832 X)
Is the "pas" really necessary?
Because I was in Paris, this waitress started speaking in French to me and I went "Desole, je ne parle Français" in my best accent and she said "your French is good" and to this day I do not know if she was serious or not
@@Micro13bk Yes it is, otherwise it wouldn't be a negative sentence and it isn't right.
You can also say "Je ne parle point français", that's good too.
But you MUST add " Pas" or "Point".
@@Micro13bk Plus, you shouldn't listen to the waitresses in Paris.
French people can be really mean with strangers, and Parisians usually don't speak a good french.
I now address anything that takes mild risk a “madlad attempt”
I'm finna fart in front of my crush
There was an attempt...
...to be a madlad.
Okay furry
Omg r/madlads
Once I put the milk before the cereal
"Hi one-sided, I'm dad."
"I honestly didn't think you could make it any weirder than it already was."
"jé parler pas non français" it means "i speak don't no french"...
So you do speak French. You used a double negative
More like "I to speak not no French."
It should be, I think, "Je ne parle français."
@@socoolyeahyeah4867 C'est "je ne parle pas le français."
So many errors i wont even start
Here’s every time Damien laughs in this video
0:24
0:45
1:00
1:20
2:26
2:45
4:07
4:32
5:10
5:52
6:37
7:00
7:31
7:50
10:14
10:37
11:41
12:43
you mad lad
Absolute legend
r/madlads
.... PE***... lol
I died a little inside when Damien tried to speak in French
Why, though ? His first attempt was pretty good.
Me too but it was a better attempt than most people. All he needed was to conjugate parler (to speak) properly and fix up a little grammar and he’d be good. The correct way to say it is “je ne parle pas français”
@@kottonkandy0962 also he pronounce je as j'ai
Rock: you just took orders from a rock. Are you stoned?
Patrick getting mad: WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME DIFFERENT NAMES FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS PATRICK
That one person: "i am above the law"
*_I mean, he ain't lying._*
Darc Kap27 it should be on r/technicallythetruth
@@aeddantheblade2876 thats what i thought XD
@@aeddantheblade2876 yeh
2:14: going on about not being a text-to-speech channel
JayZ, a channel where Damien and Cowbelly join forces: *Am I a joke to you?*
Damien: censors out a fun
Also Damien: doesn’t censor out the middle finger
Because it's a finger
Damien doesn’t edit things, someone else does that for him, so it’s the editors fault.
Haha
A fun
Hydrated Boi *gin
I meant gun 🤦🏼♂️
FuN SHoulDn'T bE CenSOReD
I was busy crying over the death of Steve Cash and Sylvester, HONESTLY THIS WAS SO HELPFUL RN THANK YOU RECOMMENDATIONS
Name checks out
@@lecommentar9851 how does crying over the death of someone who made videos you watched throughout your childhood make you a loser?
If I killed one of your idols you’d probably be sad too so shut
@@ajarofworms7 name checks out X2
@@lecommentar9851 stfu u can’t even think of any more creative responses the joke isn’t funny the second time
@@ajarofworms7 name checks out, baby it's a triple
Nobody:
Damien describing a fart: The fart chamber opens and you let out a naughty one just one straight delightful little horn squeal.
9:08 wrong again. If he doesn’t like guys or girls, that’s ace, which is LGBTQ+, and guess what else is LGBTQ+? Homosexuality, so that’s gay.
I think you're gay
imaad Haq correct
@@Styxintheriver Full counter
@@drinkwater1917
Revenge Counter
If they drove over those bricks they would wear out their hydraulics, tear up their undercarriage, and pop all of their tires.
I’m a Hong Kong guy and the bricks are not taken out of nowhere
They Freaking MADE IT
Also I’m not a protester
I’m 11
Also an old man tried to pick up the bricks
Got killed by bricks
@@have_a_cup_of_water_08 Wow... 11 and can already tell what idiot moves are. I'm honestly impressed. You have good parents or a good grasp of common sense. Either way, it shows a lot of wisdom in you.
@@lightheart4181 bro don’t tell me that now I might get scared for the rest of my life
Btw, anyone watching these older videos nowadays, the Pokémon’s name is Natu, who is a psychic type (might also be flying at this point) and evolves into the psychic-flying type called Xatu. It was a pretty good recreation even though the colors are a little off (Natu’s body is purple, not green). (11:18)
Scout: Hey we got buckets of chicken wanna do it?
Girl: Emkay
Are we just gonna ignore Damien’s on-point Alex Jones impression
Yeah, I guess so.
Please do not touch the fence? Has this guy ever heard of the Streissand Effect, Em Kay?
"Im not above the law, i'am the law"-lord viren
Damien, do you want a hug? That Uber thing sounded sad.
I'm giving you a like just because of your profile and u played the original battlefront 2.
I'm not Damien but, um, may I have a hug? I could use one today..
@@starsetpuppy4205 of course everyone deserves a hug
Thank you! I am now having a good today.. hugs are the best, they can make anyone have a good day!
7:43 if you put the playback speed all the way back Damien sounds like he's having a stroke
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAEEAAEAEAEAEAEAEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEEEAESAEEEEAEEAEAEAEAE
Literally no one:
Suspects colen: I bout to end this mans whole career
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GallusTwoTimes Domesticus excuse me what the frick
0:18 Police helicopter comes in!!!!! Whoosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damien: “Was he found not guilty? What happened?”
*video slowly zooms in on the words serial killer*
Me: Bruh
Welcome to the JoJo cult, we have memes, fan-art, and best bois.
You mean...
JoBros
@@liberty_belle5063 no its jojo mama
appix hacks *AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Also no u
Nobody:
Seriously Nobody:
Emkay: *Yeets The Law*
The Law: * Runs*
No
Idec I'm Trying My best So Sorry You have No Sense Of Humer Chillx
Adreon Beck try to upper your humor by trying to not use an overrated and unoriginal format you small nutsack
@@chillx1539 Ok What Like This
Emkay: *Talks About Mad Lad's*
Mad Lads: W e l l D a n g
No.
if you type awesome just on your video with no pop up windows or anything it'll make the time bar go flashing rainbow
“je ne parle pas le francais”
well done..
im french
He said je pas ne parle le francais like no matter the meaning we can tell what you want to say lmao
@@_sylSYLsyl_ i learned 5 years french in school
Lisa Clarasen weird flex but ok
Lisa Clarasen I’m french and I learned English on RUclips in like a month Try to beat that Lmao 😂
@@Memer_Monkey i just cant... french is my worst subject in school
"I also choose this guys dead wife." I love that part, the voice acting, just love it.
Same
4:27 “mom what’s an orgasm?”
*_”i dunno ive never had one”_*
**cOUGH-**
Jollibee knows
In a drama class, we were watching our work of a superhero movie, and one of the "groups" was someone I won't mention his name today. (I put the groups in quotation marks because it was just him and one of the SSOs.) When we got to his "groups" video, we all got Rick-Rolled. This guy is a madlad, and I will watch his career with great interest.
3:45 The teacher told them to take a seat and did what they were asked
4:46 to make it clear, “Je ne parle pas français.”
i am netherlands and even i know it.
edit: “j’ai” means i have.
0fx blame my french teacher lol
I am french and it is “je ne parle pas français"
ik kan het ook niet verstaan lol
Am I the only one who tried googling “shuve”?!
Captain Transit your not alone
It worked 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
oh god it worked....
nope
"I am above the law" r/Technicallythetruth
0:36
When primary schoolers touch the “do not touch” posts or step in a forbidden area
Are you stoned?!
NO THIS IS DAMIEN
C’est “Je ne parle pas francais.”
Au revoir!
Monsieur ne pas sa, c’est pas légale
in english
"it's "i dont speak french."
bye!"
@@champplayz8338 yeah
Latin helps huh
oui
oui oui baguette
Whenever Florida Man appears it reminds me of GrayStillPlays lol
4:07 Is it that picture of those guys behind the couch in white clothes.
Sadly yes
CaelPeepLackin Why is it sad.
tricky tiger because its not a good thing
oh no
@@thoriumThrn why
The stories in this remind me of a story my dad told me
So basically my dad's Grandpa was 30 at the time and a guy stole, and did his wife. So every time my dad's Grandpa saw that man, he pleged he would beat his ass every time. After years of that, my dad's Grandpa saw that man in a car on the highway. My dad's Grandpa walked out of the car in the middle of traffic at age 71, kicked that man out of the car, and beat his ass. My dad's Grandpa then proceeded back into his car, and that man filled a restraining order on my dad's Grandpa, but that didn't stop him at all after the restraining order was over. My old man has the best, and weirdest family 😂
You said “I’m DAMIEN” and just on reflex I went “Hi, Damien!”
Edit: Childrens shows have ruined me
50th liker
@eseopu thank you 😊
10:34 I think he used the Perching Mechanic.
Basically if the Dragon perches (If he stays on the pedestal) and you have water put on a Obsidian block from a height, it will immediately go towards that Obsidian block and will be stuck. Then you can punch and do whatever you want to kill it.
It's pretty op ngl lol
I'm crying laughing at Damien's overtly long description of a fart
Me: stands on top of god
Also me: *i am above the law of god*
@Byte__ Gearcrank sorry bud, aint comin' true
Me: *stands on top of the bible*
Also me: God has nothing on me.
Wow, I miss Damien. His laugh was just amazing.
12:33
Stand user: Damien Lee
Stand name: EmKay
'A stand with the ability to materialize memes and use them as it pleases, it can materialize any meme and it's power depends on how popular that meme currently is, each meme has a specific set of characteristics which grants this stand an unlimited potential'