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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 5 лет назад +3382

    "I'm not a cannibal"
    Sounds like something a cannibal would say, but ok.

    • @marmar4804
      @marmar4804 5 лет назад +3

      167... I lead others to a treasure i cannot posses

    • @-divinetragedy
      @-divinetragedy 5 лет назад +19

      cannibal? you mean like that drug that makes ur iays all read?

    • @keeferjaylo1852
      @keeferjaylo1852 5 лет назад +2

      with that logic, everyone is a cannible

    • @deadly_bread
      @deadly_bread 5 лет назад +11

      “I’m not a cannibal”
      Weird flex but ok.

    • @connorland6909
      @connorland6909 5 лет назад +16

      Cannibalism would solve both world hunger and over population

  • @gay.mer9328
    @gay.mer9328 5 лет назад +1277

    _”So baby full me closer and no backshit of you then I know can I ford bright”_
    -Mahatma Ghandi

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 4 года назад +32

      The tattoo on ur should

    • @zillailluhr
      @zillailluhr 4 года назад +11

      Ines Sousa I get you move it

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal Год назад

      I still don't know how they fucked up the song _that_ badly

  • @adamhend3469
    @adamhend3469 5 лет назад +3608

    My parents always spell:
    "I love you" like
    "Get out of our house we already got a restraining order"
    Bunch of weirdos honestly

    • @theALTF4
      @theALTF4 5 лет назад +177

      Don't worry, probably is because a little miss udder standing, give em some time

    • @franzcruz8541
      @franzcruz8541 5 лет назад +18

      Just Some Tsun tsuns

    • @tgwopf
      @tgwopf 5 лет назад +9

      Omg I can relate

    • @shades1581
      @shades1581 5 лет назад +36

      @@theALTF4 u spelled nissanderstanding wrong

    • @x2Sav
      @x2Sav 5 лет назад +20

      DJ Demolition ehh too reach their own

  • @LeatherCladVegan
    @LeatherCladVegan 2 года назад +639

    I hope Sorrow is doing well. I miss him.

    • @DrSpaceman42
      @DrSpaceman42 Год назад +1

      :(

    • @caut5618
      @caut5618 Год назад +4

      hes dead

    • @lexirussell2053
      @lexirussell2053 Год назад +15

      ​@@caut5618huh? hate to be that guy but is there any proof to this?

    • @Meowllory13
      @Meowllory13 Год назад +15

      ​@@lexirussell2053 No, not that I can find. He just kind of stopped being on social media

    • @elizabethdespair
      @elizabethdespair Год назад +3

      same here

  • @reedmarkowitz
    @reedmarkowitz 5 лет назад +2364

    When asked what many teenagers struggle with often, a girl in my class wrote on the board "Self of Steam"

    • @BeanoCake
      @BeanoCake 5 лет назад +85

      oh no.

    • @krakenwarrior3237
      @krakenwarrior3237 4 года назад +88

      As a male, I can say that when they are just a clump of steam, they aren't at their best.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 4 года назад +108

      the laughter that ensued probably didnt help that much did it

    • @TheHelghast1138
      @TheHelghast1138 4 года назад +31

      Well you always have to be careful of self-aware steam

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 4 года назад +17

      @@TheHelghast1138 half life but the ai are self-aware

  • @bagelbramble7335
    @bagelbramble7335 5 лет назад +1636

    The "biodoritobowl" just makes me mad cause that only works if it's on soil, not asphalt.

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 5 лет назад +73

      Do you really expect an idiot who doesn't even know how to spell the word to know how it works? I wish I was that optimistic ^^

    • @cunck6969
      @cunck6969 5 лет назад

      fukin smii7y

    • @beaustanton5286
      @beaustanton5286 5 лет назад +1

      Also it takes like 10 years or something

    • @chainsomnia
      @chainsomnia 5 лет назад +2

      if you saw the original, it’s so obviously a joke.
      “idiot” lmao

    • @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204
      @ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 5 лет назад +11

      It's bio d grate label idiot

  • @Antnest_
    @Antnest_ 5 лет назад +2150

    Touched the rat
    WHAT RAt
    *CHUNKY CHEESE*

    • @alioc3298
      @alioc3298 5 лет назад +25

      seth the vlogger In all fairness that’s a tumblr post that intended to misspell shit

    • @Rimanda
      @Rimanda 5 лет назад +2

      I didnt get it

    • @jan3.d0e
      @jan3.d0e 5 лет назад +41

      When i touched chunky cheese it gave lack toes in todler ants.

    • @admiralgremlin6767
      @admiralgremlin6767 5 лет назад +8

      Then I asked him “does lil seizures clothes at ate?”

    • @WackyTheWise
      @WackyTheWise 4 года назад +2

      AW LAWD HE COMIN

  • @mynameismmandimheretosay7979
    @mynameismmandimheretosay7979 4 года назад +1477

    My mom laughed way to hard at this
    She still mumbles “erb derbs” “biodoritobowl” and “chunky cheese” to this day
    I think she wants more

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 4 года назад +43

      What's Erb derbs supposed to mean tho?

    • @eg6633
      @eg6633 4 года назад +120

      @@moodymoosh hors d'oeuvre. It's French, and they're essentially small appetizers.

    • @puzzled-head3493
      @puzzled-head3493 4 года назад +53

      @@eg6633 no their erb derbs

    • @eg6633
      @eg6633 4 года назад +17

      @@puzzled-head3493erbedy derb

    • @puzzled-head3493
      @puzzled-head3493 4 года назад +10

      @@eg6633 i want to say that I said "their" instead of "they're" on purpose

  • @3llevate
    @3llevate 5 лет назад +1622

    My little brother would sing "Mister sad man, bring me a drink"
    Imagine the "sad man" barging in at night with tequila shots to help you "sleep"

    • @f4t4l_fl4w
      @f4t4l_fl4w 4 года назад +86

      scottish sandman

    • @benruether8294
      @benruether8294 4 года назад +53

      Lol, when I was a kid I thought it was "bring me a treat". I assumed it was about an ice cream man.

    • @joshualangdon6010
      @joshualangdon6010 4 года назад +29

      My brother use to sing "I'm shaving" when the song im shameless came on the radio. Kids smh.

    • @gildenscale7951
      @gildenscale7951 4 года назад +9

      They are a strictly no cow zone

    • @leoperd3487
      @leoperd3487 4 года назад +28

      Mister sand man, man me a sand

  • @pinkrose1917
    @pinkrose1917 5 лет назад +2804

    Feliz wheres my dad
    Feliz wheres my dad
    Feliz wheres my dad, he left to get milk and he never came back

  • @squeak766
    @squeak766 5 лет назад +2217

    I need to get out of this Missouri. It’s not a healthy state to be in.

    • @benjaminwatson3913
      @benjaminwatson3913 5 лет назад +102

      Yeah, it's pretty *Illinoising*

    • @chancecperez
      @chancecperez 5 лет назад +61

      @@benjaminwatson3913 *Iowa* see what you did there.

    • @CarMedicine
      @CarMedicine 5 лет назад +53

      @@chancecperez Do you really see it? You can't see it, but you still *Tennessee* it.

    • @benjaminwatson3913
      @benjaminwatson3913 5 лет назад +47

      @@chancecperez *Ohio* mate, clever pun you have there.

    • @chancecperez
      @chancecperez 5 лет назад +47

      @@CarMedicine *Idaho,* but I'm pretty sure I saw it.

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 4 года назад +1868

    "so what if it makes your kid artistic? that don't always mean he's gay."
    she a little confused, but she got the spirit.

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 4 года назад +14

      @disabled account Are you gay?

    • @npc_combine_s
      @npc_combine_s 4 года назад

      Why do I see you everywhere?

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад +48

      I mean she sounds like she's homophobic too, idk.

    • @fortunatelipbalm6252
      @fortunatelipbalm6252 4 года назад +21

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird How does she sound homophobic?

    • @plaaaant
      @plaaaant 4 года назад +17

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird You seem like the kind of person to censor Hazbin Hotel

  • @kaizokuAUTO
    @kaizokuAUTO 5 лет назад +2968

    That Markiplier impression sounded far too good to not have been practiced for years..

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +5865

    lol "boneappletea"
    I think you mean bonerpetite

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +690

    I prefer cork asians to caw casians tbh

    • @ryanaverill1959
      @ryanaverill1959 5 лет назад +25

      kremit the frog what about cock asians

    • @bugcatcher43j30
      @bugcatcher43j30 5 лет назад +21

      Idk man that sounds kind of rays cyst

    • @ryanaverill1959
      @ryanaverill1959 5 лет назад +13

      bugcatcher43 oh shit sorry man! i didn’t mean to uh fend you!!

    • @bugcatcher43j30
      @bugcatcher43j30 5 лет назад +9

      @@ryanaverill1959 noah fence taken, just trying to be so shelly con sense!

    • @kenzieuchiha1191
      @kenzieuchiha1191 5 лет назад

      Same.

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 4 года назад +805

    "I'm from Florida!"
    You're not really building a case for yourself, Nate.

    • @koldgold9733
      @koldgold9733 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 года назад +15

      _is also from Florida_
      *just gonna ignore that*

    • @blakecacini8016
      @blakecacini8016 4 года назад +2

      @@我恨我自己 ok 我恨我自己

    • @DEMSH00T3R
      @DEMSH00T3R 3 года назад +1

      According to Traves in CallMeCarson’s “New Map of America” video Florida is South America.

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 3 года назад

      land mass inferior to other land mass

  • @godofthecripples1237
    @godofthecripples1237 5 лет назад +1762

    I love how no one's acknowledging that she wants the *Native Americans* to move back to *India*

    • @starshieldnightpone5636
      @starshieldnightpone5636 5 лет назад +40

      Well they ARE Indians.

    • @despairia
      @despairia 5 лет назад +70

      Because they're Indians, don'tcha know. (I'm sure she's not a fan of political correctness.)

    • @2minutes58
      @2minutes58 5 лет назад +116

      @@starshieldnightpone5636 No, that is what Christopher Columbus called them when he thought he landed in India.

    • @lilypop-jd1si
      @lilypop-jd1si 5 лет назад +149

      Starshield Nightpone They’re literally called NATIVE AMERICANS because they’re NATIVE to AMERICA. They got called Indians because they had darker skin than those who travelled there.

    • @chronochrome7837
      @chronochrome7837 5 лет назад +49

      We've all learned to let racist idiots produce a bunch of bs that we can all laugh at in peace while they file themselves into hell for us.

  • @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD
    @DOCTOR.DEADHEAD 5 лет назад +742

    As a caprisun myself, I can confirm that I do indeed get tempted to hit people with my car

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 5 лет назад +7

      UMEKO I myself am a pacific coolander

    • @j_apollo1737
      @j_apollo1737 5 лет назад +2

      U now waht astrology right cuz im can sir

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 5 лет назад

      @@j_apollo1737 r/ihadastroke

    • @j_apollo1737
      @j_apollo1737 5 лет назад

      But was it intetional meaning you could have gotten
      r/woooooooooshed

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 5 лет назад +4

      @@j_apollo1737 aw man people can't be trusted these days

  • @theredocelot7915
    @theredocelot7915 5 лет назад +742

    As a caprisun, I am personally offended by this.

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 5 лет назад +2

      I'm defended by Jedi Hate on Tumbler

    • @TonyJumpinJacks
      @TonyJumpinJacks 5 лет назад +1

      I'm an O' Weary Bus

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t worry. Come with me- I have very money.

    • @CoReaVT
      @CoReaVT 5 лет назад +7

      As a liberal I agree. Libel? LeBron? I dunno, but the thing with them scales. ♎️ Speaking of scales, but my snake oil, hon!!! 🐍🐍🐍

    • @TonyJumpinJacks
      @TonyJumpinJacks 5 лет назад +3

      @@CoReaVT i think you should be the prime minister

  • @suprn0va786
    @suprn0va786 4 года назад +1172

    “I would eat that girl” ~SorrowTV

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 5 лет назад +381

    You loved George of the Jungle, now get ready for... *NATE OF AMERICA*

    • @dirkthedaring5131
      @dirkthedaring5131 5 лет назад +3

      Yo I remember seeing your Lego videos from like 5 years ago lol

    • @mintyglen5333
      @mintyglen5333 5 лет назад +2

      Muhahaha i ruined the like count
      *69, WELL NOW ITS 70*

    • @Ladondorf
      @Ladondorf 5 лет назад

      @@dirkthedaring5131 Nice.

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 лет назад +3

      WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TOWERS!

    • @deusdamnit
      @deusdamnit 5 лет назад +1

      His theme song is This is America.

  • @RubyPiec
    @RubyPiec 5 лет назад +693

    "im still not ok from that i have iraqnophobia not good babe"
    BABE WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO IRAQ DIDNT YOU KNOW I HAVE IRAQNOPHOBIA

    • @jrmcc173
      @jrmcc173 5 лет назад

      Could ptsd from gulf war be called iraqnophobia

    • @Yukkuri_Yakumo
      @Yukkuri_Yakumo 5 лет назад +3

      But we're visiting my parents babe

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 лет назад +1

      IM SCARED OF THE WEAPONS!!!

  • @MatusTykus
    @MatusTykus 5 лет назад +725

    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
    That's amore.
    When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek,
    That's a moray

    • @emceemunchapussy1891
      @emceemunchapussy1891 5 лет назад +13

      Mario, the originator of boneappletea

    • @MatusTykus
      @MatusTykus 5 лет назад +1

      @@emceemunchapussy1891 What?

    • @alanmc9834
      @alanmc9834 5 лет назад +21

      Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back
      That’s a moray.

    • @alanmc9834
      @alanmc9834 5 лет назад +24

      When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws inside
      That’s a moray

    • @WoodstaS
      @WoodstaS 5 лет назад +18

      When societal norms pressure you to conform,
      That's a more.

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +211

    Fun fact: When I was little, I thought the saying was "The toast is clear"

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 5 лет назад +289

    "Those Islands near America!"
    Coming up next on the Disney channel is "Pirates of the Carry Bean"!

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 5 лет назад +2040

    _Apple juice is just a boneless apple_

  • @doink4997
    @doink4997 5 лет назад +561

    Has anyone seen the movie
    " π rates of the carry bean"
    No one? Okay
    I'm μtant

    • @poulio3537
      @poulio3537 5 лет назад +12

      No I prefer Lol dove the Riggs it's amezing

    • @braden1476
      @braden1476 5 лет назад +3

      haha pie rates of the carrabiean it cost $1000 to pass this island

    • @VenetinOfficial
      @VenetinOfficial 5 лет назад

      fucking-
      nO

    • @Unkindpigeon.
      @Unkindpigeon. 5 лет назад

      I liked the joke. A+

    • @didyouknow9240
      @didyouknow9240 5 лет назад +1

      I've seen it ass well

  • @gutsFunnyman
    @gutsFunnyman 4 года назад +492

    Saw this dude who said "water really do quench my 3rst" like lmaooo

  • @aeinzalot
    @aeinzalot 5 лет назад +422

    “Just for saying that, I would eat that girl.”
    -Sorrow TV, 2019

  • @nategarza5886
    @nategarza5886 5 лет назад +361

    As one of the Nate’s of America I will fight this deep port Haitian

  • @Thisismyhandle423
    @Thisismyhandle423 5 лет назад +366

    The “Reaper Percussions” must be a death metal band .....

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 лет назад +10

      Nope, it's just Blue Oyster Cult.

    • @DJ-xd3dt
      @DJ-xd3dt 5 лет назад +11

      A band made out of only drummers

    • @MsFlamingoSam
      @MsFlamingoSam 5 лет назад +4

      @@DJ-xd3dt and always wear reaper costume on every show

    • @d3c4y1ng_3m0
      @d3c4y1ng_3m0 5 лет назад +2

      I’d audition for that band!!

  • @cornmaze1630
    @cornmaze1630 4 года назад +174

    Sorrow saying "creamy centers" with a voice akin to the love child of Mr. Burns and Mr. Smithers is not something I was prepared for today

  • @junezdollhouse
    @junezdollhouse 5 лет назад +727

    As someone with 80HD, I can confirm teachers don't like my flat-screen feature.
    (edit) I'm shaking guys why does this have so many likes im not even that funny

    • @robinwoosherlin4817
      @robinwoosherlin4817 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah meat to man.
      Had it really tuff in skhoul but most of tea is gone now.
      But sadly I know scuffle from tattoo this a beet es.
      I still get boiled by cow wokers ui my speling but idk what they meat to bees honeys

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse 5 лет назад +3

      @@robinwoosherlin4817 im sobbing what does this mean

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 лет назад +10

      @@junezdollhouse
      I'm a skilled translator, here's the scoop:
      "Yeah, me too man. I had it really tough in school but most of that is gone now. But sadly, I now suffer from type two diabetes. I still get bullied by co-workers about my spelling but I don't know what they mean to be honest."

    • @MsJazbren
      @MsJazbren 5 лет назад +1

      @@oo4758 I am not sober. Thank you.

    • @junezdollhouse
      @junezdollhouse 5 лет назад +1

      @@oo4758 t h a n k

  • @musik350
    @musik350 5 лет назад +756

    thanks for that video!
    or as the french say,
    _merci goku_

    • @blehe38
      @blehe38 5 лет назад +27

      *mercy

    • @DonutMaster56
      @DonutMaster56 5 лет назад +10

      Thanks for that bit e o!
      Or, as Tin Bench say,
      _mercy goku_

    • @rouge5140
      @rouge5140 5 лет назад +11

      you're welcome. or as the french say
      durian

    • @quinn708
      @quinn708 5 лет назад +1

      Murky cocoo!

    • @philiptsigankov175
      @philiptsigankov175 5 лет назад +3

      u mean mercy vegeta?

  • @psychedahlia
    @psychedahlia 5 лет назад +516

    I am the one who stalks in the night
    I am the one who ominously plays the maracas as I march toward you to deliver your death
    I am
    *THE REAPER PERCUSSIONIST*

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 5 лет назад +17

      i just imagined the reaper just like playing like, a cute little tune on a xylophone as someone is dying

    • @psychedahlia
      @psychedahlia 5 лет назад +4

      @@lycantreyski cute

    • @TheShadowWolf1
      @TheShadowWolf1 5 лет назад +3

      Or the death piano...

  • @Ephoros
    @Ephoros 4 года назад +321

    Reaper percussions, and then grim reaper appears, playing "dont fear the reaper", on a freaking cowbell. Now that is comedy gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +8

      Gotta have more reaper, baby!

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies 3 года назад +7

      I tried to stifle a laugh in bed but I failed and woke my wife and she was mad with me.

    • @Ephoros
      @Ephoros 3 года назад +6

      @@BigyetiTechnologies dont fear The Reaper. But a mad wife is different.

    • @sboeke
      @sboeke 3 года назад +2

      That one definitely wasn’t a Bone apple tea, that is straight up someone trying to be funny...

    • @caiorezei
      @caiorezei 3 года назад +1

      NEEDS MOAR COWBELL
      AND MOAR GRIM

  • @null14785
    @null14785 5 лет назад +226

    I hate having 80HD, I can see everyones flaws.

    • @sk198181
      @sk198181 5 лет назад +5

      Incendiary CookieMouse Try plugging in the TV with A Astenchencord

    • @Matthew-sd7mz
      @Matthew-sd7mz 5 лет назад

      tbh same

  • @samwatson-tayler2805
    @samwatson-tayler2805 5 лет назад +154

    10:08 Man when we found about the beast's tragic backstory of losing everything in the '08 stock market crash it really made me feel for him more than I had done before that and put the entire film into a new light.

    • @maltevium8430
      @maltevium8430 5 лет назад +1

      not gonna like your comment dont wanna ruin the 69

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz Месяц назад

      Isnt that story like.....
      Sent Tori's old?

  • @gaeriefire1385
    @gaeriefire1385 5 лет назад +261

    0:44 Not Every Song With An Absurdly Long Name Is By Panic! At The Disco
    by Fall Out Boy

    • @eliaspanayi4080
      @eliaspanayi4080 5 лет назад +11

      Isn't it pain ick at the disc go

    • @twentywordsorlessYT
      @twentywordsorlessYT 5 лет назад +11

      @@eliaspanayi4080 I think you'll find it's 'Panicking A Dishcloth'

    • @ethangld1206
      @ethangld1206 5 лет назад +3

      *float bouy

    • @namelessperson3026
      @namelessperson3026 5 лет назад +2

      by Nero’s Day at Disneyland

    • @IWillNeverMakeVideos
      @IWillNeverMakeVideos 5 лет назад +1

      For example,
      You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat
      by Death Grips

  • @hayden1351
    @hayden1351 4 года назад +420

    me, innocently playing animal crossing: huhu time to buy a shovel
    the voice of sorrow tv that has permanently taken residence in the cracks of my brain: please...... buy my shuffle

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 года назад +20

      My personal favorite is the bit from another video that goes:
      *shovel pasta into your face. Shovel into your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is NOW*
      Can't remember which one it was though :/

    • @swinubb
      @swinubb 3 года назад +7

      @@echomikoart it’s this one at about 7:55: ruclips.net/video/nKkMXf-_hrA/видео.html

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 3 года назад +19

      My favorite one is the multiple misspellings of Phineas and Ferb because of "Girl how you spell puinieous?!"

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 года назад +2

      @@swinubb thanks mate!

    • @timsar4809
      @timsar4809 3 года назад +1

      Bruh you look like potato

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 лет назад +599

    I love the reddit come you knee tea

  • @chalk6271
    @chalk6271 5 лет назад +557

    Ah, yes. my favorite panic at the disco song
    A Car Accent dent With A China Person

    • @orf2072
      @orf2072 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @uptownfrank9
      @uptownfrank9 4 года назад +8

      still sad Brendon refuses to play it at concerts...

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +7

      Picn!c at the Discord

    • @vwithav7997
      @vwithav7997 4 года назад +1

      There was a terrible crash

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 года назад +1

      My Favourite PATD Song Is Anything That I Type Because I Have A Very Stupid Method Of Typing.

  • @indrocringe5576
    @indrocringe5576 5 лет назад +625

    The "Bohemian Rabcd" was a joke towards the girl named Abcde (pronounced Ab-city) so it's more of a r/whoosh

    • @JellyMyst
      @JellyMyst 5 лет назад +41

      I think a few of these were intentional, so it's quite a bit of r/whoosh.

    • @sukhrajsingh466
      @sukhrajsingh466 5 лет назад +14

      oh how the turn tables

    • @Cabalex
      @Cabalex 5 лет назад +8

      are slash woo shh

    • @sofiapadilla2432
      @sofiapadilla2432 5 лет назад

      Dodge Neon nerd

    • @bread7669
      @bread7669 5 лет назад +3

      Jelly Myst you mean r/-4ossh?

  • @cheetosunpuffed7906
    @cheetosunpuffed7906 4 года назад +195

    They say Freddy Mercury died from A Chivy Eights

  • @VINOS234
    @VINOS234 5 лет назад +423

    1:11 Vaccines makes your kids artistic confirmed

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 5 лет назад +13

      That explains why all of us in my school look like Artistic idiots

    • @cryptero7514
      @cryptero7514 5 лет назад +26

      BREAKING NEWS : vaccination rate increased to 100%

    • @ryanaverill1959
      @ryanaverill1959 5 лет назад +20

      can confirm. was vaccinated, very artistic.

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 5 лет назад +10

      I call bullshit! I was vaccinated and can't draw for shit XD! BIG PHARMA LIES!

    • @Force-hiddenmasquerade
      @Force-hiddenmasquerade 5 лет назад +2

      I was vaccinated and I am artistic I can confirm 😂

  • @taychh
    @taychh 5 лет назад +451

    jokes on you, i dont know how to leave an organ all comment

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 5 лет назад +11

      You misspelled orange line hell

    • @savvy9231
      @savvy9231 5 лет назад +5

      You misspelled only rational contest

    • @lisab1400
      @lisab1400 5 лет назад +9

      You guys, it' spelt orange in all calm mint

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 5 лет назад +6

      What dumbasses. Obviously it's "or a gin Al con met."

    • @Re-tf8qf
      @Re-tf8qf 5 лет назад +7

      That's not a very
      a ring anal comment

  • @RachelVonLee
    @RachelVonLee 5 лет назад +312

    Biodoritobowl just rolls off the tongue. New favorite word!

  • @lillylavender6876
    @lillylavender6876 4 года назад +46

    6:43 Napoleon Ice Cream? Mmm my favourite! Tastes like French Revolution! Mmmmm yum yum!

  • @Shuyind
    @Shuyind 5 лет назад +326

    Tbh that Markiplier's impression at 6:29 was on point. 👌🏻

  • @UltraNinjaChicken
    @UltraNinjaChicken 5 лет назад +273

    I don't a want a tattoo, my likes change so quickly.
    *_sees skeleton on coffin skateboard_*
    ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ tattoo it is, then

  • @ninascorner11
    @ninascorner11 5 лет назад +310

    As a Nate of American, I love this spelling more then I should

    • @BMoll87
      @BMoll87 5 лет назад +8

      Ina-art Go back to India, dude! ;)

    • @jessrepp6725
      @jessrepp6725 5 лет назад +4

      Lol, same. Guess we’re moving back to India together?

    • @9bqll
      @9bqll 5 лет назад +3

      * we
      (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

    • @Cassanova3119
      @Cassanova3119 5 лет назад +5

      As a fellow nate of american I laughed way to hard at that spelling

    • @greyhawk5258
      @greyhawk5258 5 лет назад +3

      Sadly this got me more offended then happy, only because they where using Columbus thinking and thought we were Indians. Wrong spelling and wrong thinking

  • @fluffheadfiend
    @fluffheadfiend 4 года назад +35

    11:30 I actually like that way better, it sounds so sweet. Ring someone’s doorbell, tickle them and say “trickle treat”. All treat, no tricks. A trickle of sweetness.

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz Месяц назад

      Then it wouldn't be Halloween at all
      Considering its origins

  • @azazel5188
    @azazel5188 5 лет назад +577

    3:31
    Me: Its just a cough
    My parents: Its just a cough
    My doctor: Its just a cough
    Google: better get a coughing for ya

  • @DrORRB-qm7fl
    @DrORRB-qm7fl 5 лет назад +206

    The markiplier one was just amazing

  • @bigounce8549
    @bigounce8549 5 лет назад +345

    I was so happy when I saw your video in my conscription box

    • @hotmealdotcomma
      @hotmealdotcomma 5 лет назад +1

      SUPER ORIGINAL

    • @SnowDragon_2204
      @SnowDragon_2204 5 лет назад +2

      omg same! as soon as i got the knobble factation, i immediately clicked on it!

    • @elle-iza
      @elle-iza 5 лет назад +1

      @@SnowDragon_2204 I now, wright? Sears nothing batter then getting a nota vaccation. 🙃

    • @moose6726
      @moose6726 5 лет назад

      dan brad *prescription box

    • @bigounce8549
      @bigounce8549 5 лет назад

      @@hotmealdotcomma tanks queue

  • @toastx936
    @toastx936 4 года назад +49

    "The least knobby dot" made me stop the video because I was crying from laughing

    • @leekarssen
      @leekarssen 2 года назад +1

      Legit sing this every Christmas since…

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 5 дней назад

      What about For Lease Navidad?

  • @thegoat6535
    @thegoat6535 5 лет назад +915

    *baby enters room*
    Me: why do I hear boss music

  • @convolutedconcepts
    @convolutedconcepts 5 лет назад +184

    Your voice and singing only enhance the entertainment of these.

    • @Wonderaven
      @Wonderaven 5 лет назад +7

      Enter anus* not entertainment.

  • @zehelzess
    @zehelzess 5 лет назад +310

    @8:07 my sleep paralysis demon every night

    • @aidansmith464
      @aidansmith464 5 лет назад +7

      Zehel Zess why does this not have more likes

    • @j565tyty
      @j565tyty 5 лет назад +4

      Bitch you pretty

    • @ddontsleepp
      @ddontsleepp 5 лет назад

      lmao same XD

    • @key2theuniverse713
      @key2theuniverse713 5 лет назад

      Sorry to be a right pain, I hate the know it all who always comments in the video comment section so sorry in advance. However the song (Don't fear) The Reaper which is the song he is singingis a tragic love song about death praised by many including Steven King who appreciated it's dark and twisted meanings. Sorry but I had to put this out there.

    • @koyoa9279
      @koyoa9279 5 лет назад

      That's a sleep paralysis angel

  • @amplexumpessimus5027
    @amplexumpessimus5027 4 года назад +212

    "... reaper percussions"
    *laughs in blue oyster cult*

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 4 года назад +8

      Don't fear him.

    • @andrewbailey7999
      @andrewbailey7999 4 года назад +11

      From now on I will forever refer to the cowbell as reaper percussion. Thank you for this revelation!

  • @imsethurritoandihaveaburri3890
    @imsethurritoandihaveaburri3890 5 лет назад +127

    "I would eat that girl." Thats nice sorrow, thats very nice

  • @MapleMilk
    @MapleMilk 5 лет назад +247

    Trickle Treating sounds like either something you go to College to solve or go to P ornhub to see

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +12

      ... or post to Pornhub from a College...

    • @champagnesupernova1839
      @champagnesupernova1839 5 лет назад +2

      i would like this comment, but it already has 69 likes

    • @octofri1346
      @octofri1346 5 лет назад

      P'ornhub **tips condom**

  • @Dual_80
    @Dual_80 5 лет назад +77

    Your son is Diagnosed with 80HD
    "Wh-Whats that mean?"
    He will create great Electronic Devices, your son is the next Steve Jobs man, congratulations

  • @MapleZer0
    @MapleZer0 4 года назад +48

    no no, that spanish christmas song goes "phillip's not your dad"

  • @How.ash.b.
    @How.ash.b. 5 лет назад +407

    This video definitely cured my Missouri

    • @SLOSurfer11
      @SLOSurfer11 5 лет назад +2

      @Mike Hunt well that only took 4 attempts to decipher 😂

    • @syamantakchakraborty2833
      @syamantakchakraborty2833 5 лет назад +1

      It cured my aye'dz

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 5 лет назад

      i lost my Virginia to this video

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 5 лет назад

      @thatscoolwithashby dig your background -- DMV! i'm a nova kid...grown old. wtvr but sup!

    • @victoria-fo7tx
      @victoria-fo7tx 5 лет назад

      Karl Anims are you talking about depend russian?

  • @ThePizzabrothersGaming
    @ThePizzabrothersGaming 5 лет назад +194

    The erb derbs was the best. Hors d'œuvres are shaking their head

    • @AnonningAnon
      @AnonningAnon 5 лет назад +15

      I'm French and I didn't even get that, it's such a fucked up way of pronouncing it, let alone writing it.

    • @brotherd530
      @brotherd530 5 лет назад +4

      ThePizzabrothers Gaming hors d’œuvres
      I honestly had no idea how to spell that properly.

    • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
      @Cheyne_TetraMFG 5 лет назад

      you mean whore's derps?

    • @ThePizzabrothersGaming
      @ThePizzabrothersGaming 3 года назад

      @@AnonningAnon I wouldn't have known without checking it online myself haha

  • @RaFaReAcH
    @RaFaReAcH 5 лет назад +280

    not the sequel we were expecting, but the sequel we needed

  • @musaalam7851
    @musaalam7851 4 года назад +20

    11:45 and update.
    The nice kid was left with serious injuries, and the walker is facing 24 years in jail.

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz Месяц назад

      I JUST GOT IT, I thought it was niceguys for a moment

  • @The_Perch
    @The_Perch 5 лет назад +672

    Anybody gonna acknowledge the fact that he is actually good at singing? Like????

    • @fishydids
      @fishydids 5 лет назад +3

      Nah

    • @sevenAte9
      @sevenAte9 5 лет назад +13

      Exactly
      But most voice actors(?) can sing well

    • @HappinessNoises
      @HappinessNoises 5 лет назад +2

      *HEN* *HENHENHEN*

    • @jojovox
      @jojovox 5 лет назад +12

      @@sevenAte9 A decent amount of voice actors can also sing, but not always the case! The amount of characters in movies, especially animated that have an acting voice and a separate singer doing the singing is larger than you think! Personally, I cant sing that well, but i have VA friends that are amazing at it!

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 5 лет назад +3

      Uh yeah, like everyone acknowledges it on every video.

  • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
    @phoenixfoster-smith8585 5 лет назад +282

    First things first.
    D e f e a t T h e B a b y
    Secondly, holy chizbols did he just sing BLUE OYSTER CULT? More like Blew oy stir cult

    • @maskboi1677
      @maskboi1677 5 лет назад +8

      D E F E A T T H E B A B Y
      Every antivax mom ever

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 5 лет назад +3

      Undead Biker
      They be like:
      My mum give me vack seens and it give me arthur write this

    • @pvtwade7057
      @pvtwade7057 5 лет назад

      Thats whats in a abortion doctors phone

    • @Mythic_Harrow
      @Mythic_Harrow 5 лет назад

      De feeted baby

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 5 лет назад +172

    An injection that makes you artistic actually sounds pretty rad.

    • @dontcry1699
      @dontcry1699 5 лет назад +16

      M Silvestre and only a slight chance it’ll turn you gay?! Sign me up

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 5 лет назад +9

      @@dontcry1699 what if i'm already gay?

    • @Schiso13
      @Schiso13 5 лет назад +3

      Charlie B. oh shit

    • @heroprotagonist7499
      @heroprotagonist7499 5 лет назад +7

      Based on how so many of my favorite artists in many different mediums do it. I assume that injection is called "heroin".

    • @mikeman7918
      @mikeman7918 5 лет назад +5

      Charlie B. It will either cancel out the gay or make you double gay.

  • @Quinnie0821
    @Quinnie0821 4 года назад +20

    This video really hurt me. I laughed at one point and threw my head back and it hit the metal bar behind me. Now I might have a confection.

  • @dolphindrawings9331
    @dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад +489

    "whats your opinion towards cannibals?"
    person: *make a huge splash and you win the competition! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 лет назад +4

      Oof

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection 5 лет назад +3

      congrats you can copy something from a video, you want a cookie?

    • @taurusdragon4763
      @taurusdragon4763 4 года назад +1

      actually I don't understand... how cannibal related to jumping in the pool and make a huge splash???? I've been saying cannibals repetitively now

    • @JustinRed624
      @JustinRed624 4 года назад +2

      @@taurusdragon4763 i think she meant cannonball

    • @taurusdragon4763
      @taurusdragon4763 4 года назад +1

      @@JustinRed624 Oohhh, that makes sense and now I find it 10 times more hilarious 😂

  • @ordinarydevin
    @ordinarydevin 5 лет назад +941

    Good vid but...
    Coulda used more cowbell.

  • @Marvolo360
    @Marvolo360 5 лет назад +154

    Thank you So Raw TV, very cool!

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 4 года назад +26

    "all the gigahertz you can imagine" dude, imagine a computer monitor with a refresh rate of a billion fps

  • @Adne.
    @Adne. 5 лет назад +144

    My favorite movie
    Pirates of the carry bean

    • @JJJordan1
      @JJJordan1 5 лет назад +3

      *Slopy Kazoo cover of the POTC theme plays*

    • @JJJordan1
      @JJJordan1 5 лет назад +2

      Capped Tan Jack Spare ribs is my favorite

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 лет назад +3

      "They're the PIRATES that carry BEANS!"
      Coming to a theater near you, summer 2019

    • @saeranchoi3343
      @saeranchoi3343 5 лет назад

      Parrots of the carry bean

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 5 лет назад

      @keoni gamer "these magic beans will allow me to live forever! That way I can be the best pie rat and rule the c's!"
      -Jack Sparrow's plan for "Pirates of the Carry Bean"

  • @Spock1777
    @Spock1777 5 лет назад +316

    I loafed this video. It was really enter training. Please Macklemore.

  • @penguinmcswaggn2936
    @penguinmcswaggn2936 5 лет назад +244

    Me: Hey what day is tomorrow?
    Bro: its hers day
    Me: Who’s day
    Bro: hers
    Actual conversation I had with my bro

    • @safesoundequine8511
      @safesoundequine8511 5 лет назад +9

      It's ok, mom has no clue when Cinco de Mayo is. No matter how many times I explain it to her by the next year she's forgotten again

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 лет назад +4

      What

    • @loafy8532
      @loafy8532 5 лет назад +4

      im sure that actually happened

    • @mrstupidmaniii8118
      @mrstupidmaniii8118 5 лет назад +2

      (ACTUAL CONVERSATION) 😱😱😱 (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED)

  • @rustedcoin9341
    @rustedcoin9341 3 года назад +40

    Nobody is talking about "defeat the baby" that shit had me dying

  • @brandonwilliams18
    @brandonwilliams18 5 лет назад +69

    3:05 A powerful rat, named CHUNKY ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 5 лет назад +184

    Sadly, I usually don't get saw chasm...

    • @sam_3175
      @sam_3175 5 лет назад +2

      @@karl8355 says the one who cant spell core ect lee

    • @wettinshit
      @wettinshit 5 лет назад

      Karl Anims you guys are un bell able😑

    • @clownsingularity
      @clownsingularity 5 лет назад

      12:15

  • @cactojuice
    @cactojuice 5 лет назад +169

    As a Spanish student the least Nobby dot got me dying out here

  • @timothyjholloway
    @timothyjholloway 4 года назад +15

    4:30 "Hello. I'm Chris. And I'm in charge of the creamy centres."

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +144

    _a better sequel doesn’t exist_

    • @turk1766
      @turk1766 5 лет назад +2

      I HAVE BEEN COPYING YOUR FOR 2 MONTHS NOW I AM YOUR BRÖTHER!

    • @moonwakey5195
      @moonwakey5195 5 лет назад

      How to properly clean your metal computer omg, you two are different people lol

    • @x4jb908
      @x4jb908 5 лет назад +5

      @@turk1766 hmmm.... the plot thick Ken's

    • @Downtownstrange
      @Downtownstrange 5 лет назад +1

      See quil*

    • @turk1766
      @turk1766 5 лет назад

      @@moonwakey5195 yeeees...

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 5 лет назад +2181

    Pretty sure the "caprisun" one was just part of the joke though and was intentional. XD

    • @DJ-un7mb
      @DJ-un7mb 4 года назад +46

      yeah I'm pretty sure it is 😂

    • @noyz-anything
      @noyz-anything 4 года назад +285

      A couple other joke posts were included here too (Chunky Cheese, among others)

    • @gokmensrt
      @gokmensrt 4 года назад +49

      Biodoritobowl too I assume.

    • @bruh710
      @bruh710 4 года назад +103

      It is an elder mistake to touch thou rat known as, { *C H U N K Y C H E E S E* }

    • @Lone_Doge
      @Lone_Doge 4 года назад +12

      So was chunky cheese

  • @RaFaReAcH
    @RaFaReAcH 5 лет назад +189

    all videos must now be uploaded in 80HD

  • @scepticalhyenas5750
    @scepticalhyenas5750 Год назад +4

    Going back and watching your old videos 4+ years later, still kind of hoping that one of these days I'll get an upload notification from your channel again. Miss you man, you're def one of my favorite ewe chewers

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 лет назад +341

    I love bones and apples, but not tea.

    • @jakeob5884
      @jakeob5884 5 лет назад +8

      I just like the bones ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lloyddragon2036
      @lloyddragon2036 5 лет назад +14

      fuck you.
      tea is the best

    • @KeejeMass
      @KeejeMass 5 лет назад +3

      { VixenRox } You ruined the joke :,)

    • @YazzyTheRogue
      @YazzyTheRogue 5 лет назад

      Would you like my bone

    • @cele25736
      @cele25736 5 лет назад

      How dare you

  • @Creeperkiller2009
    @Creeperkiller2009 5 лет назад +269

    I aint gonna lie. I totally thought it was called napoleon ice cream.

    • @GamesByJDK
      @GamesByJDK 5 лет назад +12

      Get you a bowl of napoleon ice cream and be like "Bone Ape Tit!"

    • @daxterfireball
      @daxterfireball 5 лет назад +2

      ... Bro

    • @pinna3691
      @pinna3691 5 лет назад +9

      we all did

    • @cinderlycan790
      @cinderlycan790 5 лет назад +1

      @@GamesByJDK I laughed way too hared at this

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 лет назад +11

      I mean, the Russians have a cake called the “Napoleon”. So I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if there was an ice cream named after him.

  • @Kaarin900
    @Kaarin900 5 лет назад +111

    I was really feeling the Reaper Percussions bit. We need a full version.

  • @TheWanderlustWolf
    @TheWanderlustWolf 4 года назад +3

    I think this is my favorite SorrowTV video. The readings are all great and the in-between jokes are EVEN BETTER.

  • @cityaintmyengland
    @cityaintmyengland 5 лет назад +206

    I do enjoy the shape that looks like an elongated *_SgR_*
    What was it called again? Oh right
    *_RiTiGo_*

  • @richardjacket2819
    @richardjacket2819 5 лет назад +257

    I will only say one ‘word’... biodoritobowl...

    • @ReleasedHollow
      @ReleasedHollow 5 лет назад +6

      It's like a famous bowl from KFC, but the bowl is a dorito with taco stuff inside.

    • @richardjacket2819
      @richardjacket2819 5 лет назад +3

      @@ReleasedHollow ...wooosh...

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 5 лет назад +9

      @@richardjacket2819 they were joking, woosh on you

    • @richardjacket2819
      @richardjacket2819 5 лет назад +4

      @@BioSentient hsoow on me

    • @kampa3872
      @kampa3872 5 лет назад +2

      @@richardjacket2819 w/roosh

  • @colmodriscoll6895
    @colmodriscoll6895 5 лет назад +92

    *YOU HEAR THIS ARTHUR RIGHT IT DOWN*
    *ARTHUR WRITE THIS!*

  • @lateformyownbirth
    @lateformyownbirth 7 месяцев назад +3

    I love r/boneappletea. it's a bunch of people with good spoken vocabularies who have never seen these things written down but clearly use the words out loud anyway. I love that

  • @TheBBQify
    @TheBBQify 5 лет назад +158

    >"lombargine machine"
    >shows picture of furaries
    kek

    • @TheToastOnFire
      @TheToastOnFire 5 лет назад +2

      Furaries... I’m not too big on cars but...
      *_is that a car furries drive?_*

  • @frekusz
    @frekusz 5 лет назад +125

    "You're walking on the nice kid" had me rolling

  • @mel_energy
    @mel_energy 5 лет назад +220

    ♪ _The least knobby dot_
    _The least knobby dot_
    _The least knobby dot,_
    _You tried to spell "Christmas," but you just cannot_ ♪

  • @Rythen2
    @Rythen2 3 года назад +8

    It's been two years and my brain goes "biodoritobowl" every fucking time I have something biodegradable.