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  • @heliocentric6048
    @heliocentric6048 4 года назад +1139

    "they be speaking p o r c h o f g e e s e and I be like 'damn baby, quack quack'" This absolutely killed me

    • @rafabuda0
      @rafabuda0 4 года назад +66

      Not only did they mess up portuguese, they messed up the goose sound as well.

    • @Braums_
      @Braums_ 3 года назад +25

      Geese don’t even quack they honk
      Very *different* as you can tell

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 3 года назад +6

      I think that was the point. Its a fake tweet

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 2 года назад +5

      Nós falamos que nem uns gansos
      HONK

    • @stoicbeetle
      @stoicbeetle 2 года назад

      @@adonaiyah2196 Yeah. I think he was making a joke about the misspelling of Portuguese. And made a joke about it. And people took it as a boneappletea

  • @lazuligamez3513
    @lazuligamez3513 5 лет назад +2248

    3:31
    I don't know what's worse. That he can't spell Portuguese, or that he thinks that geese go quack quack.

    • @FaultyW1024
      @FaultyW1024 5 лет назад +15

      Furry

    • @kibbybipps
      @kibbybipps 5 лет назад +80

      *Piece was neigh vore an op shun.*

    • @funnystoriesshorts481
      @funnystoriesshorts481 5 лет назад +21

      Untitled goose game

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +11

      @Michael Kevin Millet Why are you meeting goose?

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 года назад +30

      Or that he thinks only Brazilian people speak Portuguese.
      I mean, there's this one country called PORTUGal..

  • @cooldudemcgee5870
    @cooldudemcgee5870 6 лет назад +941

    “You’re gonna have to add another 0 to that number and I might do it”.
    *adds zero*
    *spends 300 hours inside a coffin*

    • @gayestsexhaver
      @gayestsexhaver 6 лет назад +43

      This is legit the only comment that made me laugh in this entire comment section. I’m literally tearing up.

    • @awakentheblades
      @awakentheblades 6 лет назад +20

      Hey at least you're in a convenient place for them to deal with you after the 300 hours

    • @hoodiefilms7924
      @hoodiefilms7924 6 лет назад +11

      *NOTICEABLY DANGEROUS TEXAN ERECTION*

    • @mikayla94
      @mikayla94 6 лет назад

      I would still do it

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 6 лет назад

      THANK YOU. I wasn't the only one that thought this.

  • @stagmeyer
    @stagmeyer 5 лет назад +1533

    I can't believe you passed up the opportunity for "Dragon Ball Oui".

    • @Minimiki1758
      @Minimiki1758 4 года назад +18

      I love that

    • @romeolz
      @romeolz 4 года назад +29

      Kamehamehahaha *french laugh* -Marshall

    • @spacecatkin
      @spacecatkin 4 года назад +7

      Ah yes, dragon ball yes

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 4 года назад +33

      @@romeolz KAMEHAME-HON -HON-HON!

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 года назад

      You have a point

  • @MrFloop
    @MrFloop 5 лет назад +964

    I love how the Coma Toast person had an existential crisis after realizing they spelled Comatose wrong

  • @_6-6_
    @_6-6_ 6 лет назад +6006

    Sometimes we take our language for granite

    • @fridolinfrohlich9594
      @fridolinfrohlich9594 6 лет назад +305

      damn that hit me rock hard

    • @milksalmon
      @milksalmon 6 лет назад +110

      Make the words boulder so it will be fun I heard

    • @selinesbeau
      @selinesbeau 6 лет назад +18

      This reminds me of rachel and jun's puns at the geology museum

    • @PetrifiedWood-et5ek
      @PetrifiedWood-et5ek 6 лет назад +30

      What are you like, like a rock guy, a rock person or something?

    • @_6-6_
      @_6-6_ 6 лет назад +4

      almighty akwardo YES finally someone got it

  • @MagisterialVoyager
    @MagisterialVoyager 6 лет назад +2069

    As non-native English speaker, it's a struggle in itself to make sense on some of these misspelled words.

    • @imbuzzkillington
      @imbuzzkillington 6 лет назад +195

      As a native English speaker (pun intended) it's a struggle in itself to make sense on some of these misspelled words.

    • @minx9543
      @minx9543 6 лет назад +5

      SAMEEEEE

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 6 лет назад +74

      @@imbuzzkillington wait, where's the pun

    • @salad.1100
      @salad.1100 6 лет назад +68

      as a non-native english speaker, it’s a struggle in itself to make cents on some of these misspelled words

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 6 лет назад +12

      No it's just difficult in general

  • @tearenn3046
    @tearenn3046 4 года назад +123

    "English is crazy, oregano is a spaghetti leaf topping and it's also a name of a paper art"
    I love how it's a word that comes from Italian confused with a Japanese word

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Месяц назад +1

      To be fair, when I was a kid I thought Tiramisu was a Japanese word instead of an Italian one

  • @artisti.o3744
    @artisti.o3744 6 лет назад +830

    French say: Merci Goku
    Spanish say: Dragon Ball Sí

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 6 лет назад +2

      it'd be gracias not sí because merci means thank you in French.

    • @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797
      @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 6 лет назад +3

      Zoie B But si means yes, it's Spanish.

    • @lunmiar
      @lunmiar 6 лет назад +35

      @@zoie8088 r/wooosh

    • @JV-pt6ht
      @JV-pt6ht 6 лет назад +18

      I sí what you did there

    • @zoie8088
      @zoie8088 6 лет назад +9

      Tbh that genuinely was a woosh because it didn't even cross my mind that it might be a joke. 😂 My bad

  • @largeostriches389
    @largeostriches389 6 лет назад +532

    My favourite is when people say they hate hippocrates, like what did the father of modern medicine ever do to you

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 лет назад +7

      @Midnight Smith *bag of beans

    • @HouseNiklaus
      @HouseNiklaus 6 лет назад +20

      Leave my dad out of this.

    • @Raythe
      @Raythe 5 лет назад +6

      if he had just left shit alone, people would have died out and we wouldn't have this travesty we call society.

    • @soofriends
      @soofriends 5 лет назад +1

      Don't be a hippo crap!

    • @michaelmaestas9901
      @michaelmaestas9901 5 лет назад +1

      @@HouseNiklaus oh lol

  • @jaysonklein6018
    @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +2022

    That "Porch of Geese" one keeps cracking me up.
    I'm like "DAMN baby! Quack quack!" 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

  • @TheRealCaptainFreedom
    @TheRealCaptainFreedom 5 лет назад +903

    “I hate grapes. They discuss me.”
    “What they be sayin’?”
    😂

  • @alexandranikou
    @alexandranikou 5 лет назад +655

    The way he says “Phineaus and Freb” kills me every time

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +80

      puenius still gets me every time

    • @chikem_nufget
      @chikem_nufget 4 года назад +40

      "penis and freb" is my favorite

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 4 года назад +10

      my throat hurts and my existence hurts I'm laughing so much

    • @HemiHami
      @HemiHami 4 года назад +3

      It’s phuanes and frob idiot ur so dumb ://
      Smh

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 3 года назад +14

      I mean they were right with Phineas's name second try

  • @2fonebabyT
    @2fonebabyT 6 лет назад +952

    "No more Mr. Nice Guy"
    - *Mister Meaner*

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 6 лет назад +4009

    *I'm lack toes in taller ants*

    • @lycantreyski
      @lycantreyski 6 лет назад +147

      Nice. I’m lack toes and toddler ants too.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 6 лет назад +60

      I hate watermelons im lack toast and tolerant

    • @andonmartin4142
      @andonmartin4142 6 лет назад +67

      You tried to hard for this it makes me want to commit silverside

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 лет назад +19

      You lack toes? Maybe get some prosthetics. That doesn't sound too fun...

    • @SubaruOutback-uc2nt
      @SubaruOutback-uc2nt 6 лет назад +25

      Cool I’m lack toes in y’all are ants

  • @Nebularicnoodles
    @Nebularicnoodles 3 года назад +224

    I think “I don’t speak Italian” is my favorite response to someone pointing out you’ve spelled something wrong.

  • @averyphillips4703
    @averyphillips4703 6 лет назад +398

    the "wait" part took so long i thought my computer broke

    • @LegendaryTremor
      @LegendaryTremor 6 лет назад +11

      I thought my phone was buffering

    • @niftybasically9225
      @niftybasically9225 6 лет назад +11

      @@LegendaryTremor r/foundthemobileuser

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 6 лет назад +4

      I thought my phone had a problem

    • @MartyRotten
      @MartyRotten 6 лет назад +2

      Me too. I thought maybe the wise fly was down or that there was a problem with the inner nest.

    • @trashbanditc00n
      @trashbanditc00n 6 лет назад

      @@MartyRotten yeah, i looked at the video time to see if it was pawsed or buff or ring. he really fooled us

  • @reversed77
    @reversed77 6 лет назад +14839

    this actually is pane full to watch

    • @alizardinyourroom1361
      @alizardinyourroom1361 6 лет назад +630

      it's awe full

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 6 лет назад +473

      Eye saw what you did there

    • @Mountain_Drew
      @Mountain_Drew 6 лет назад +366

      Sorrow needs to higher you
      *EDIT: This video has ruined me. For about 3 seconds I thought that was the correct spelling but then realized I made a pun.*

    • @ThomasFromNork
      @ThomasFromNork 6 лет назад +106

      Pie give him ab rake

    • @pie4
      @pie4 6 лет назад +45

      Crocodile Gaming Lets Play saw-re, I should be more considerate.

  • @kvlad.3768
    @kvlad.3768 5 лет назад +2721

    _I just lost half of my brian sells.._

    • @fxcat7838
      @fxcat7838 5 лет назад +33

      I is luus mi brane sells two

    • @xri0tt
      @xri0tt 5 лет назад +36

      I lust some Brian sells to.

    • @beeze-knees
      @beeze-knees 5 лет назад +28

      What did your brain sell?

    • @hm6913
      @hm6913 5 лет назад +21

      Be careful
      It's dangerous for brains to be selling on these streets.
      I saw a pool of brain on the sidewalk.

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 5 лет назад +6

      I only lust 1/4

  • @thealtpandapng
    @thealtpandapng 4 года назад +191

    My Chemical Rome Ants is definitely my favorite band.

    • @jae_lee-
      @jae_lee- 4 года назад +22

      I personally like Blink One Ate the Two

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 3 года назад +8

      what about pan nick at ta disc cow

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 3 года назад +7

      some for tea won

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 3 года назад +6

      And ten the one pile its

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 2 года назад +3

      Hey, what about that other one? What was it called? Green Tea?

  • @pixlbelle8081
    @pixlbelle8081 6 лет назад +370

    There are two types of people when they see these moments: they either correct them, or take the opportunity to make a joke. I think I laughed a little too hard at the synonym rolls one.

    • @tonixx4925
      @tonixx4925 6 лет назад +13

      Non English speaker: Hello, please excuse my English, as it is not my mother tounge, I hope you excuse any mistakes I may make
      American: lol das kewl

    • @sorbbae620
      @sorbbae620 6 лет назад +1

      I know right! it was pane full to watch!

    • @efrog9756
      @efrog9756 6 лет назад

      I know ray ghast

    • @ethoman04
      @ethoman04 2 года назад

      @@tonixx4925 yo mayne we don all talkz liek that

  • @IAMMRAMAZING
    @IAMMRAMAZING 5 лет назад +958

    If you can smell someone's colon when you hug them, you're doing hugs wrong

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 4 года назад +72

      Ur tellin me hugging in a standing up 69 position isn't normal?

    • @Nebularicnoodles
      @Nebularicnoodles 3 года назад +44

      Or really right depending on the context of your relationship

    • @ARealTaco
      @ARealTaco 3 года назад +9

      No your doing it correct

    • @jackattack6178
      @jackattack6178 3 года назад +19

      Hey maybe they're just really short

    • @ARealTaco
      @ARealTaco 3 года назад +5

      @@jackattack6178 *colon twerking*

  • @braydon7589
    @braydon7589 6 лет назад +767

    8:12 Barraco Barner is no longer president. Now, it is Don all Truck.
    Edit: now it’s present dent By Den.

  • @keyesey0796
    @keyesey0796 5 лет назад +96

    9:31
    I love how he did his own r/boneappletea
    Closture (cloyster)

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n 4 года назад +4

      Also if they add another zero wouldn't it be 300 hours???

    • @abithapa9099
      @abithapa9099 3 месяца назад

      ​@@user-gn4ts8jb7n They meant $3,000 from $300 lmao

  • @rxmiree
    @rxmiree 6 лет назад +1409

    Goku: * saves France *
    Everyone: merci, beaucoup

  • @tayack4663
    @tayack4663 6 лет назад +694

    *DAMN BABY, QUACK QUACK*

    • @yeetusdeletus9457
      @yeetusdeletus9457 6 лет назад +10

      Dracula MmMm, bone smack the teeth

    • @skye7489
      @skye7489 6 лет назад +3

      IM SCREAMINGGG

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 6 лет назад +7

      As a Brazilian, I'm Glad he at last attempted to write Portuguese...instead of spanish

    • @katiewhite7687
      @katiewhite7687 6 лет назад

      I cried laughing at this

    • @NoOne65847
      @NoOne65847 6 лет назад +3

      As a brazilian, i'm of ended

  • @anthomoore2249
    @anthomoore2249 6 лет назад +806

    Bro there's nothing better than the sweet smell of *COLON*

    • @jchereeee
      @jchereeee 6 лет назад +1

      GriZZly I love :

    • @lobotomy_central
      @lobotomy_central 6 лет назад +51

      Would be pretty "shitty"

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 6 лет назад +2

      You want a clothes peg with that?

    • @fridolinfrohlich9594
      @fridolinfrohlich9594 6 лет назад

      *coloiun

    • @knifeyonline
      @knifeyonline 6 лет назад +15

      where are all these women who love the smell of a mans colon anyway? I'm always getting in trouble for letting the smell of mine out!

  • @SkinsSkillet
    @SkinsSkillet 5 лет назад +126

    “when you can still smell his colon on your pillows” oh no
    it seems he had to take dump

  • @imhungry48.o_o.
    @imhungry48.o_o. 6 лет назад +695

    *If women has starch masks all over her body*

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 лет назад +1839

    Bone apple tea would be the core of the apple and seeds have cyanide. The tea will game end you

  • @SK1238723947238947234
    @SK1238723947238947234 5 лет назад +644

    Once I called this guy a "peasant", and he was like, "This isn't the mid-evil times."

    • @jacobeii
      @jacobeii 5 лет назад +24

      Mod urn

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад +34

      I once saw someone say someone was “Itallion”

    • @ludwig4029
      @ludwig4029 5 лет назад +3

      xxIluvyouguysxx 😂

    • @starling1226
      @starling1226 4 года назад +17

      xxIluvyouguysxx Itallion Stalian

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 4 года назад +8

      ahahahah beautiful 😂Gotta say, with all the torture devices they had back then, it's kinda accurate lmao

  • @clawmachine08
    @clawmachine08 2 года назад +143

    I miss you sorrow :'( I hope you're okay

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 2 года назад +33

      he had a C-jah

    • @jack_patroclus
      @jack_patroclus 2 года назад +37

      @@tayeb7031 that shit where you shake? lmao

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- Год назад +15

      Hope he didn’t commit silverside

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational Год назад +18

      so glad to see people are still watching sorrow

    • @firefly6882
      @firefly6882 Год назад +5

      Same. I really hope he's doing okay, and that he's happy where ever he is :[

  • @venussroses894
    @venussroses894 6 лет назад +412

    *somebody had a c- Jah*
    WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS SKSKSKSKSKS

  • @abbykory9459
    @abbykory9459 6 лет назад +404

    You know when you jump into a pool and yell “cannon ball!”? Well when I was little I used to think it was “candy bar”

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 6 лет назад +1

      ...This made me cringe so much, I don't know what to say.

    • @abbykory9459
      @abbykory9459 6 лет назад +8

      MasterOfBaguettes it kinda does feel like your foot is fizzy. That should be it’s new name.

    • @camacaron06
      @camacaron06 6 лет назад +4

      Tea Sis Maybe cuz the candy bar is at the bottom of the pool.

    • @TheApfelschale
      @TheApfelschale 6 лет назад +5

      In germany we call that "ass bomb"

    • @Gorillaz2love
      @Gorillaz2love 6 лет назад +3

      You get a free pass as a kid lol. I used to mix up soup and soap and also elevator and alligator.

  • @sirsardine1
    @sirsardine1 6 лет назад +391

    Fun fact: 1 in 10 people commit sue a slide.

    • @IamMrRand00m953
      @IamMrRand00m953 6 лет назад +17

      What about commit sewer side?

    • @teeqi175
      @teeqi175 6 лет назад +21

      That isn’t a fun fact! 😡
      Sue a slide is very serious! Suing a slide is long work.

    • @drumb6261
      @drumb6261 6 лет назад +7

      Sir Sardine fun fact 1 pee pole come it's sewing side every fort e second

    • @unclecreepy9202
      @unclecreepy9202 6 лет назад +4

      Sue is Side is pane less.

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama 6 лет назад +1

      Uncle Creepy it brings on many changes

  • @amberarmstrong2694
    @amberarmstrong2694 3 года назад +29

    Rewatching because I miss Sorrow's voices and humor and that end got me crying like it's the first time I'm watching. Literally tears running down my face crying!

  • @DivingHawker
    @DivingHawker 5 лет назад +1245

    Guy : "Merci goku!"
    Goku : "Your whalecum!"

    • @fleshnorgans
      @fleshnorgans 5 лет назад +41

      Whale....cum.... OH GOD NO

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 5 лет назад +6

      @@kuro6546 Cachalote?
      (bonus points if you get the reference)

    • @CosImUpRn
      @CosImUpRn 5 лет назад

      Fire Army I couldn’t agree more

    • @RegenWasTaken
      @RegenWasTaken 5 лет назад +3

      @@GumSkyloard KAKAROT

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 5 лет назад +3

      theres a minecraft server where swearing is allowed but only the word whalecum turns into Welcome!

  • @stillsick.
    @stillsick. 6 лет назад +286

    *I have C-Jah’s don’t make fun of me*

    • @missluckyducky07
      @missluckyducky07 6 лет назад +4

      iSekCrepresent _ do u have a pail pepsi?

    • @HannachiMariachi
      @HannachiMariachi 6 лет назад +1

      I'm the opposite, I'm pair of polemics

    • @scrumpton296
      @scrumpton296 6 лет назад

      Someone explain what C-Jah's is supposed to mean
      *My Italian head has been thinking so hard*

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 6 лет назад

      @@scrumpton296 Seizures

    • @stillsick.
      @stillsick. 6 лет назад

      Who wants to go to all of garden? Or do y’all want lil seizures

  • @FutureDeep
    @FutureDeep 6 лет назад +633

    Everything was fine until the sun armies attacked.

    • @dropofthebass5625
      @dropofthebass5625 6 лет назад +14

      Damn it four nation

    • @lukasmuller1274
      @lukasmuller1274 6 лет назад +3

      but then the fire nation declared war and everything changed

    • @dropofthebass5625
      @dropofthebass5625 6 лет назад +1

      But everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

  • @inkystix5327
    @inkystix5327 5 лет назад +160

    chicken permission?
    “yea sure whatever”

  • @adamraha8451
    @adamraha8451 6 лет назад +456

    I can't believe he thought that's how you spell bon apetit. I hate when people a soon shit.

    • @catalinpaiu5285
      @catalinpaiu5285 6 лет назад +10

      is actually appetit
      woosh! got you

    • @COMM_DUMPST3R
      @COMM_DUMPST3R 6 лет назад +8

      It's actually assume not a soon

    • @penguinking1957
      @penguinking1957 6 лет назад +33

      BzG_Commo r/woooosh

    • @hurricanex3142
      @hurricanex3142 6 лет назад +6

      @@penguinking1957 might wanna check that one mate cause im pretty sure he knows

    • @emperorbubblegum4312
      @emperorbubblegum4312 6 лет назад +7

      Why do you a soon shit.... its abviously bone appitight

  • @seaside9791
    @seaside9791 5 лет назад +1086

    I legit thought my computer broke when you got to the "wait" part.

    • @devinroberts6311
      @devinroberts6311 5 лет назад +6

      I will rttsr

    • @bluthebunny3327
      @bluthebunny3327 5 лет назад

      wat

    • @AventuroPlays
      @AventuroPlays 5 лет назад +10

      I thought the video was buffering and had to double check

    • @callmejulia96
      @callmejulia96 5 лет назад +9

      I was listening to this in the background while I was working and I thought my phone died lol

    • @lindseymoore138
      @lindseymoore138 5 лет назад +4

      I thought I rane oultta datea

  • @ethan_7000
    @ethan_7000 6 лет назад +293

    *“I hate grapes they discuss me”*

    • @firstnamelastname7470
      @firstnamelastname7470 6 лет назад +41

      *”What they be saying?”*

    • @MrRamnassef
      @MrRamnassef 6 лет назад +14

      Ivan Purcell *" they say that you're an idiot who spell disgust wrong"*

    • @patrickkan999
      @patrickkan999 6 лет назад +14

      They saying youre the next to have surgery

    • @BigCroca
      @BigCroca 6 лет назад

      what they be sayin'?

    • @efrog9756
      @efrog9756 6 лет назад +4

      Just remeber that theyll dry up and turn into raise sinns

  • @abryn6864
    @abryn6864 4 года назад +18

    I love that the proof of English being amazing involves mixing up an Italian word with a Japanese word

  • @internetcrybunny
    @internetcrybunny 6 лет назад +77

    I’ve been laughing at “somebody got a c-Jah” for like 5 minutes now

  • @rollischmidt1
    @rollischmidt1 6 лет назад +300

    I am not a native speaker and a few years ago I started watching English RUclips videos . They always said “first of all” but I dead ass thought they said “first a wall” and one day wrote that down in a class test. My teacher just painted a big red question mark next to it and I haven’t forgotten that damn saying since then .....

    • @foji69
      @foji69 6 лет назад +46

      first a wall
      then a second wall
      then a third wall
      then a fourth wall
      then a floor
      and lastly a roof

    • @HelloTardis
      @HelloTardis 6 лет назад +3

      r/thathappened

    • @sauwensvk7589
      @sauwensvk7589 6 лет назад +42

      @@HelloTardis How is that unrealistic?

    • @missangie5808
      @missangie5808 6 лет назад +6

      I always though the lyrics "PMS" in Hot n Cold was "Pee a mess" until like, a couple months ago🤷

    • @mrglibb
      @mrglibb 6 лет назад +1

      Painted?

  • @addangel
    @addangel 6 лет назад +243

    I thought I'd combust at the "colon" bit. 😂 omg and they were all so perfectly phrased too

  • @DorkClassic
    @DorkClassic 4 года назад +3

    The Mr. Meaner joke at 2:14 is an incredible gag. Just binge-watching these videos again so I thought I'd take a chance to stop for a second and say how much I appreciate what you do. Even if you're busy at the moment and may not return in a long while, I really love watching these videos, and I want to thank you! Have a wonderful day.

  • @kithand1106
    @kithand1106 6 лет назад +513

    3:16 the girl who replied is LEGENDARY

    • @TheSinkBoy
      @TheSinkBoy 6 лет назад +51

      You mean leg in dairy?

    • @kithand1106
      @kithand1106 6 лет назад +16

      Hooded Articuno leg *and* dairy

    • @grlsjustwannahavefunnnn
      @grlsjustwannahavefunnnn 6 лет назад +5

      @@kithand1106 NO LEGS NO DARY I'M LEG IN DARY

    • @kithand1106
      @kithand1106 6 лет назад +2

      Ponygirl AJ WHY CAN YOU GUYS NOT GET THE FUCKING QUOTE RIGHT!!!??? its " i am legendary, all legs no dairy"

    • @kithand1106
      @kithand1106 6 лет назад

      X {BFB} what are you even talking about?

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 6 лет назад +482

    My birds really like your voice, amd when you did the "wait" bit my normally noisy room of 5 chirpy birds just went absolutely silent, like, "where did that man go, we are the confusion, give us back our mans"

    • @yuyuridolly
      @yuyuridolly 6 лет назад +35

      is it bad to say I’m terribly jealous

    • @kalajahangeer
      @kalajahangeer 6 лет назад +7

      r/thathappened

    • @imAwareOfYourAddress
      @imAwareOfYourAddress 6 лет назад +24

      @@kalajahangeer Um have you ever owned a parrot? Shut the fuck up

    • @sixwings6932
      @sixwings6932 6 лет назад +1

      Have you heard of AMD's new Ryzen?

    • @sarahwilt5069
      @sarahwilt5069 6 лет назад

      @@kalajahangeer r/usuccpp

  • @Kelly_C
    @Kelly_C 6 лет назад +183

    there's a linguistic term for this phenomenon: an eggcorn, named after this woman who went her whole life thinking the word "acorn" was "eggcorn"

    • @Coquitten
      @Coquitten 6 лет назад +4

      YES SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @salad-salad2892
      @salad-salad2892 6 лет назад +5

      bitch, there aint anything such as an eggcorn
      go back to school and learn about your fruits first

    • @liamsemicolon
      @liamsemicolon 6 лет назад +1

      @@salad-salad2892 oof

    • @roybeddington5108
      @roybeddington5108 6 лет назад +5

      tbh most people growing up probably had a word like this they misunderstood but are too prideful to say it. A lot of the time it has to do with the way the people around you said it(like your parents). I always thought Alzheimer's was old timers and to us it makes sense because a lot of "old-timers" have it

    • @Alysm-Aviation
      @Alysm-Aviation 6 лет назад +1

      didn't think I'd learn something from a random youtube comment, but here we are. Thank you kindly for your linguistic insights :P

  • @katsarida
    @katsarida Год назад +6

    I’ve seen this video dozens of times and I swear the “wait” part gets just a little bit longer every time

  • @JossuTossu
    @JossuTossu 6 лет назад +646

    "Just like grammar used to make." 😂

    • @pawpatina
      @pawpatina 6 лет назад +7

      "that socks"

    • @TroopurHQ
      @TroopurHQ 6 лет назад +3

      BlueDiamond
      "I was merely pretending to be retarded!"
      Whatever you say bro.

  • @noahxavier6639
    @noahxavier6639 6 лет назад +586

    The colon ones made me spit out my drink.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 6 лет назад +278

    I'm not gonna make it. I can't handle "Puenius"

  • @ForumArcade
    @ForumArcade 3 года назад +11

    I love how the guy correcting them at 4:00 said "You the know" and Sorrow just totally missed it.

  • @user-it2td1vv7y
    @user-it2td1vv7y 6 лет назад +276

    *_LACK TOES IN TODDLER ANTS_*

    • @eugeneslim9108
      @eugeneslim9108 6 лет назад +4

      was that 'lactose intolerance'?

    • @jakobfenner5464
      @jakobfenner5464 6 лет назад +7

      Eugene Slim No, it’s clearly lick toes men coddle pants.

    • @ocean6992
      @ocean6992 6 лет назад

      it wood be better lack toes in toddler pants

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 6 лет назад +249

    Chicken Permission is my favorite perfume.

  • @xri0tt
    @xri0tt 5 лет назад +569

    _”Hello, I’m Mister Meaner. I carry around small quantities of marijuana. Not a felonious amount, I keep that in my knee.”_
    2:20

    • @my_m4n
      @my_m4n 4 года назад +3

      Wh

    • @Graciechan-39
      @Graciechan-39 4 года назад +5

      I thought of the gym teacher from Captain Underpants

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 4 года назад +2

      @@Graciechan-39 hello fellow chad

    • @Graciechan-39
      @Graciechan-39 4 года назад +2

      Z3R0_Steam Hi

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 3 года назад +2

      Y'all heard that voice crack lol he really said "quAntities"

  • @davedixon2167
    @davedixon2167 9 месяцев назад +4

    5 years later and the WAIT joke still cracks me up. Need more STV!!

  • @pepper.ed_bee7538
    @pepper.ed_bee7538 6 лет назад +2067

    bon app the teeth

  • @filledwithmaggots
    @filledwithmaggots 6 лет назад +1733

    This video wants to make me Kermit sewer side

  • @mrutherford1106
    @mrutherford1106 6 лет назад +168

    The amount of time he spent on "wait" killed me for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DJShadesUK
    @DJShadesUK 2 года назад +5

    The "What they be sayin?" response to "I hate grapes. They discuss me" cracked me up far more than it should have! 🤣🤣

  • @jackiesharp018
    @jackiesharp018 6 лет назад +181

    I'm amused by the fact in the last one they spelt ferb correctly then misspelled it three different ways and only corrected Phineas each time

    • @emperorbubblegum4312
      @emperorbubblegum4312 6 лет назад +12

      I thought you misspelled amused and typed assumed..... these videos are killing my brain cells

    • @ohnohwgn
      @ohnohwgn 6 лет назад +11

      "Penis and Ferd"
      Sounds like a terrible fan fiction of that show.

  • @brighteyes7864
    @brighteyes7864 6 лет назад +608

    *Literacy has left the chat*

  • @profilename3591
    @profilename3591 6 лет назад +237

    All you had to do was follow the damn train c-Jah

  • @star_skaterr8401
    @star_skaterr8401 5 лет назад +58

    My friend keeps talking about this “Anna Mae” and I have no idea who he’s talking about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 4 года назад +4

      that's me

    • @Katie-vg3jn
      @Katie-vg3jn 4 года назад +14

      Just wait til you hear about Hen Tye

  • @starsymcdoodle6965
    @starsymcdoodle6965 6 лет назад +397

    This is so sad, Alexa play Desk Pass Cheeto

    • @skywalker1962
      @skywalker1962 6 лет назад

      Starsy McDoodle yes

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk 6 лет назад +1

      Starsy McDoodle, it's despiértate chepa

    • @Cluccers
      @Cluccers 6 лет назад +3

      Dress per seat oh

    • @kitsune1629
      @kitsune1629 6 лет назад +2

      Starsy McDoodle des soup need o.

    • @witherc6
      @witherc6 6 лет назад +1

      this is so sad alex car play desk past heat o

  • @SunnyIntervalsORG
    @SunnyIntervalsORG 5 лет назад +748

    It sounds like people are using some kind of speech recognition app, but not checking the message before sending.
    Cellar vee!

    • @pavementjuice8315
      @pavementjuice8315 4 года назад +19

      That’s just auto connect

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 года назад +18

      @@pavementjuice8315 You spilt "auto correct" Wong

    • @pavementjuice8315
      @pavementjuice8315 4 года назад +5

      Spelt, also r/wooooosh

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 4 года назад +26

      TyeDyedChicken *Read it again young chicken, retract your mistake before it costs you*

    • @pavementjuice8315
      @pavementjuice8315 4 года назад +26

      @@hiddensinix2767 *sweating* uhh, please. No i have been bamboozled....was it truly a double cross, an intentional mistake, have i been tricked?

  • @leahaldana5352
    @leahaldana5352 6 лет назад +384

    *Y'all i think my grandma has old timers disease*

    • @scopes1812
      @scopes1812 6 лет назад +8

      Leah Aldana I guess she’s running out of time

    • @MrRighto
      @MrRighto 6 лет назад +17

      You mean your grammar?

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 6 лет назад +5

      Ehhhhh people actually call Alzheimers Old Timers though.

    • @croutonjohnson
      @croutonjohnson 6 лет назад +9

      *all timers

    • @4slaykore
      @4slaykore 6 лет назад

      uh, kinda?

  • @goose9028
    @goose9028 4 года назад +18

    “sham pain fluits” was my breaking point

  • @altrightknight7661
    @altrightknight7661 6 лет назад +206

    Those Soup of Side cults are scary.

    • @CerealBoyBlue
      @CerealBoyBlue 6 лет назад +1

      Do Hand Soup, not Soup of Side.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 6 лет назад

      Not nearly as scary as the cult known as the Alt Right

    • @NYM0
      @NYM0 6 лет назад

      STOP!

  • @M_IAWIA
    @M_IAWIA 6 лет назад +314

    Waaaait, you can write April Ham Lincoln and still get an A+???

  • @ChilledGreese
    @ChilledGreese 6 лет назад +47

    The "wait" part made me anxious and now I'm silversidal. Thanks, Obarner

  • @calcmm00
    @calcmm00 4 года назад +23

    I came for memes and got bless by “Working for weakened”

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 6 лет назад +225

    Don't you just love it when you're sitting on the subway, and smell someone else's colon...

    • @Thomas52a
      @Thomas52a 6 лет назад +5

      Moving Parts Gaming I love sub weigh

    • @YourNeighborhoodCaat
      @YourNeighborhoodCaat 6 лет назад +6

      Mychest88 😂 I think you mean Sub Whey. You guis need to learm how to speel

    • @ok4412
      @ok4412 6 лет назад

      Actually it's spelt "cologne". Read a book.

    • @YahyaFalcon
      @YahyaFalcon 6 лет назад +2

      @@ok4412 r/whoosh
      r/doublewhoosh if this was a joke

    • @YourNeighborhoodCaat
      @YourNeighborhoodCaat 6 лет назад

      Wait for it...
      r/whoosh
      Sorry, I had to.

  • @nuclearpeanut3666
    @nuclearpeanut3666 6 лет назад +511

    Don't try to prank me by putting spiders on my bed because I have
    *A n t r a c k n o p h o b i a*

    • @emperorbubblegum4312
      @emperorbubblegum4312 6 лет назад +4

      Oh no! The ant racks with no phobias are coming!!!
      but same, I am also afraid of them

    • @unclecreepy9202
      @unclecreepy9202 6 лет назад +2

      That’s ok, I’m closetphobic.

    • @sneakyfromcharliebrown
      @sneakyfromcharliebrown 6 лет назад +3

      Sounds like an anime title, somebody come make this a slice of life (since that's the go to)

    • @AutistiCat2406
      @AutistiCat2406 6 лет назад +1

      Nuclear Peanut anime name/10

    • @SuperiorPosterior
      @SuperiorPosterior 6 лет назад

      Nuclear Peanut Wow, me too! I have Amtrak know Phoebe-A as well! I'm also a frade of hites.

  • @typicaltoree5176
    @typicaltoree5176 6 лет назад +672

    *Girl how do you spell puenius*

    • @danellacullen4401
      @danellacullen4401 6 лет назад +35

      It's sounds like the smaller, less ambitious, younger brother of "Penis"
      ...Pune-ious...

    • @cottagecoresnails
      @cottagecoresnails 6 лет назад +14

      I was dying laughing at that.

    • @samantha9644
      @samantha9644 6 лет назад +6

      Oh my god!!! I laughed so freaking much, I couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂

    • @yashalingal6385
      @yashalingal6385 6 лет назад +1

      *pewnews

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 6 лет назад

      Ha 420th like

  • @aMAXanimation
    @aMAXanimation 4 года назад +10

    2:36
    Student: "April Ham Lincon"
    Teacher: *A+*

  • @calvinmalvinj4207
    @calvinmalvinj4207 6 лет назад +460

    5:41 *-when you can’t get past the ten minute mark-*

    • @qz1696
      @qz1696 6 лет назад +2

      Calvinmalvin J it would be past the 10 minute mark even if there wasn’t the wait
      Edit: Am I not allowed to make a statement while getting a joke? Stop acting like I don’t know a bolded crossed out sentence that starts with “when you” is a joke.

    • @SpendinGuap
      @SpendinGuap 6 лет назад +9

      @@qz1696 Whooosh

    • @qz1696
      @qz1696 6 лет назад +1

      Aisling Turtle I’m aware that a sentence with bold letters and is crossed out is a joke. I just wanted to say that

    • @qz1696
      @qz1696 6 лет назад

      Aisling Turtle that’s not what I’m trying to say. I’m trying to say that if you see a sentence with bold font, it’s most likely a joke

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 лет назад +2

      *wait*

  • @Atomastos
    @Atomastos 6 лет назад +315

    My grandma got die of beatings too
    she knew too much...

    • @mariperez5214
      @mariperez5214 6 лет назад +3

      Omg 😂😂😂

    • @iota2260
      @iota2260 6 лет назад +3

      Ohh shoot lol

    • @GuardianCraze
      @GuardianCraze 6 лет назад +3

      Oh.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 6 лет назад +5

      Too bad she couldn't get to the Incel Inn in time.

  • @theburntbush4203
    @theburntbush4203 6 лет назад +255

    Lemme get that apple tea
    B O N E L E S S

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 6 лет назад +1

      Theburntbush 420 I’d like a boneless apple tea thanks

    • @batatinhacomlepra6899
      @batatinhacomlepra6899 6 лет назад +2

      Fuck kinda apple tea? and...
      *2L MACHINE 🅱ROKE*
      we got 1l tho

    • @smol_chilli_pepper
      @smol_chilli_pepper 6 лет назад +1

      Perfect use of a meme 👌

  • @barbara-annemcgregor1769
    @barbara-annemcgregor1769 5 лет назад +89

    5:45 I had to check I hadn’t paused by accident😂

    • @iregreteverything939
      @iregreteverything939 4 года назад +1

      I swear he edits the video to make it longer lmao

    • @Figlover-xi3ul
      @Figlover-xi3ul 4 года назад +7

      @@iregreteverything939 it’s part of the joke

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 6 лет назад +495

    I will now commit sudoku

  • @RocketRep0rt
    @RocketRep0rt 6 лет назад +187

    *Bone smack a teeth* sounds very painful

    • @crazyemoontheloose
      @crazyemoontheloose 6 лет назад +6

      (sings) bone smack the teeth bone smack the teeth

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 6 лет назад +1

      teeatta fiest Why do I hear that to the tune of Luck be a Lady?

  • @ethan_7000
    @ethan_7000 6 лет назад +270

    *“Made shrimp fed the chimney all afraid hoe with some rice 😍😍😋 omg bone smack the teeth!!🤤”*

    • @trashfailsbloopers4243
      @trashfailsbloopers4243 6 лет назад +22

      Ooh lucky I just had some sauce age and hard boy held eggs

    • @romanr.301
      @romanr.301 6 лет назад +12

      I am deceased 😂😂☠️ How does one get all three of them so wrong, “fed the chimney” “all afraid hoe,” “bone snack the tea” ☠️😂😭

    • @Ami_E_Bowen
      @Ami_E_Bowen 6 лет назад +11

      I can understand where they can get "fed the chimney" and "all afraid hoe" (fettuccine alfredo), but, what does "Bone smack the teet!!" translate into? Were they trying to write "Bon Appetite!!"? Regardless, it sounds like an exclaimation of shock or surprise like "Well, bless your heart"; "Well , Bone smack the teeth, that new video was hilarious!"

    • @randymations6837
      @randymations6837 6 лет назад

      I'll have dat rite aftr the fill eh minion. No how mch I en joi Sed speakable me moo veys.

    • @freshfinishes4493
      @freshfinishes4493 6 лет назад +1

      Im just mad because those things dont go together lol

  • @ozitopolar
    @ozitopolar Год назад +4

    I've always loved how some of these are self-aware, others get corrected and feel shame, and others are confidently wrong.

  • @cerebralmalsey
    @cerebralmalsey 5 лет назад +153

    Took me a few months to realize the thumbnail is part of the joke. PizzaHut to Pizza Hat.

    • @Miju001
      @Miju001 4 года назад +1

      Oh wow

    • @cerebralmalsey
      @cerebralmalsey 4 года назад +5

      @@Miju001 It took 10 months for this to get a comment.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 года назад +3

      Hold up..
      Shit, you're right.

    • @Alice_Bedlam
      @Alice_Bedlam 4 года назад

      I literally just realized that after I read the comment

    • @Jun-cz9cv
      @Jun-cz9cv 4 года назад

      OMG I DIDNT REALIZE!!!!! IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE NOW!

  • @abbynormal9050
    @abbynormal9050 5 лет назад +166

    For the last month or so, my husband and I have been saying “girl how you spell Puenius” to each other and couldn’t remember where the hell it came from, so thanks for the reminder, Sorrow.

  • @ParanoeX
    @ParanoeX 5 лет назад +860

    "just like grammar used to make" OH MY GAWD THAT WAS A GOOD ONE XD

  • @ChrisTheMemeMan
    @ChrisTheMemeMan 4 года назад +9

    Imagine not remembering how to spell something so you say "bone apple tea" then have a whole subreddit named after it.

  • @BeanGangTingle
    @BeanGangTingle 6 лет назад +203

    When you are on the bus and smell his colon

  • @hoovenschmooven
    @hoovenschmooven 6 лет назад +321

    This is soup risingly common.

  • @kavajarrace
    @kavajarrace 6 лет назад +48

    What do you call a skeleton’s favorite drink?
    Bone Apple tea.

  • @sheralam24-7
    @sheralam24-7 5 лет назад +7

    Sorrow TV, your videos are the only thing that always makes me smile during my darkest days. It's been a rough year. Thank you :')

  • @aggroeel2454
    @aggroeel2454 6 лет назад +514

    I don't care if I'm getting salmon vanilla!
    Me: me neither! That's my favorite cookie dough flavor anyway!

    • @hoogooo122
      @hoogooo122 6 лет назад +1

      Found this comment when he said it.

    • @peternormand4094
      @peternormand4094 6 лет назад

      NO

    • @thatyasuoplayer4754
      @thatyasuoplayer4754 6 лет назад

      ME KNEE THERE

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 6 лет назад +1

      I don't care if i get Sam O'Nella!

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +2

      @@423adriana You could say, even, you'd eat a whole lot of it really fast like Tarrare

  • @boletarianbread7349
    @boletarianbread7349 6 лет назад +126

    My girl don't like the smell of my colon

    • @firippumartinezu1782
      @firippumartinezu1782 6 лет назад +7

      Have you thought of using colon freshener? You should find out out what smell she likes or she might leave you for another guy's colon.
      Pro tip: Sometimes I will sit on sliced mangos in the bath tub to make my colon smell good. Keeps it smelling good for a few days.

    • @tripwireactual1220
      @tripwireactual1220 6 лет назад +1

      I'd like, but it's at 69. I'll come back later.

  • @NailaPrah
    @NailaPrah 6 лет назад +326

    The Phineas and Ferb one gave me abs😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dropofthebass5625
      @dropofthebass5625 6 лет назад +27

      Same, she couldn't ever get Fred right

    • @TheMallachiv
      @TheMallachiv 6 лет назад +12

      Naila Prah gURL how you spell penis😂😂

    • @axrye800
      @axrye800 6 лет назад +2

      How you gonna get ripped by laughing at a joke? Hmm

    • @frickd_it
      @frickd_it 6 лет назад +8

      @@axrye800 r/woosh to you or to me depending if that was a joke or not

    • @frickd_it
      @frickd_it 6 лет назад +1

      @@axrye800 if it was than it was because he laughed and tightened his stomach muscles and that abs showed

  • @MrsRoseSimple
    @MrsRoseSimple 4 года назад +32

    Sorry my dad has the best/worst one in my eyes.
    Pops: A hard days work never hurt anybody. No pain, no pain!! Ahahah!
    Me: *facepalm* Yeah...