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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @starstruckartist624
    @starstruckartist624 4 года назад +5055

    “I have an all natural supplement that blocks 70% of carbs and 30% of fat” you mean a tapeworm?

    • @MoodyScorpio
      @MoodyScorpio 4 года назад +308

      Thought your username was Starbucks Atheist lol

    • @band4lyfe
      @band4lyfe 4 года назад +19

      xd I got so scared for a moment because you have my old pfp

    • @TheRockLobsterMafia
      @TheRockLobsterMafia 4 года назад +105

      @@MoodyScorpio that name sounds like a final boss in an elitist video game lmao

    • @risk5485
      @risk5485 4 года назад +13

      holy shit you fucking killed her dude

    • @razzietazjake7313
      @razzietazjake7313 4 года назад +20

      Didn’t they prescribe tapeworms... i don’t remember when but it was prob around the cocaine prescriptions

  • @mtlady-tb3ry
    @mtlady-tb3ry 5 лет назад +5277

    The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
    1. Susan
    2. Karen
    3. Carol
    4. Angela

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 5 лет назад +93

      You know what's bad? In the real world my mom's friends with a Carol and she would probably never get involved with an mlm.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 5 лет назад +59

      My mom’s name is Susan and she would not give these people the time of day.

    • @DeadTransmission_
      @DeadTransmission_ 5 лет назад +244

      SAMANTHA

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 лет назад +5

      Ha

    • @craftykit2242
      @craftykit2242 5 лет назад +57

      Actually, there where originally 5 horsemen, the fifth being conquest
      So, i’d say your fifth would be Helen

  • @aviary6442
    @aviary6442 5 лет назад +8478

    To be fair, $0.00001 is still six figures

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 5 лет назад +447

      @@pepre7594 But six figures nontheless

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 5 лет назад +223

      @@pepre7594 wow its like it was a joke or something

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 5 лет назад +183

      well if i make $2874.34 a year that's a six figure salary right?

    • @fransandersson4717
      @fransandersson4717 5 лет назад +60

      And so is -123753dollar

    • @Circuitbreaker9
      @Circuitbreaker9 5 лет назад +49

      Gotta get them sig figs chief...

  • @vready83
    @vready83 5 лет назад +786

    I met a guy online who pitched me heroin like that girl pitched HerbaLife.

    • @casperwashere
      @casperwashere 4 года назад +92

      Drug dealing is less sketchy than being in an MLM

    • @johnstanley3939
      @johnstanley3939 4 года назад +135

      @@casperwashere I mean, drug dealing is mechanically similar to a pyramid scheme, except it's fundamentally superior because the drugs actually do what they're supposed to

    • @funnyjoke9225
      @funnyjoke9225 4 года назад +39

      @@casperwashere they are the exact same thing but with the expectation you will be addicted to the product instead of buying so much in bulk that it all spoils in your garage.

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 4 года назад +31

      @@funnyjoke9225 at least I know what im getting when I buy drugs

    • @funnyjoke9225
      @funnyjoke9225 4 года назад +7

      @@frog1405 lol I never buy essential oils unless I have a test kit

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable 5 лет назад +4293

    Using lavender to help you sleep/relax cause the smell calms you down = valid
    Using lavender to treat your depression = not valid

    • @baldawen
      @baldawen 5 лет назад +40

      I mean, that's basically what most antidepressants do. Calm people down forcefully. Though I'm pretty sure there is no lavender in them lol.

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable 5 лет назад +422

      baldawen anti depressants actually help the production of serotonin in the brain, as depression is due to the lack of or imbalance of serotonin

    • @CatLivesNite
      @CatLivesNite 5 лет назад +48

      Well most lavender products is complete bs and just rely on placebo effect. If its like a spray for killing mosquitoes or other insects, they're fake but some like those car ones is actually real but in very small but significant amount.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад +36

      this comment=valid

    • @captaincmorgan
      @captaincmorgan 5 лет назад +82

      nighttracker ? Lavender (and rosemary) decreases the production of cortisol, the stress hormone, which is why it helps people sleep etc it just mellows you out. I boil lavender seeds in water and let it cool to make a spray for when I'm feeling stressed or my daughter is throwing a tantrum. A lot of products you can buy have artificial scents in them or use oils, which can be unsafe for children and toxic for pets, but boiling the seeds in water dilutes the lavender and is safe to use

  • @lordcheesus9027
    @lordcheesus9027 6 лет назад +1614

    The line “I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic” makes me laugh every time

  • @NotDaveGahan
    @NotDaveGahan 5 лет назад +3227

    The parents refusing to give up oils FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILDREN really upset me.

    • @stephanied6711
      @stephanied6711 4 года назад +40

      Same

    • @lemin3625
      @lemin3625 4 года назад +91

      єѕѕєηтιαℓ σιℓѕ ιη тнє ¢ℓαѕѕяσσм
      They killing other people's kids too😡

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 4 года назад +35

      i fucking hate essential oil people

    • @2-d_in_a_bag
      @2-d_in_a_bag 4 года назад +51

      @Thine Frick what i meant by my comment is i hate those anti-vaxxer yoga moms who think oils will fuckin cure cancer. if used by normal people, like you, i'm assuming, then i have no problem with that whatsoever.

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 4 года назад +54

      How dare you classify those people as parents lol

  • @TheCooksTV
    @TheCooksTV 4 года назад +1942

    “In only six weeks Robert lost...500 dollars” this had me in tears 😭 🤣

    • @skrrrrrrrrt
      @skrrrrrrrrt 4 года назад +2

      Fernando Siordia we saw the video

    • @TheCooksTV
      @TheCooksTV 4 года назад +20

      Grammar Police Reject and

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 4 года назад +30

      i remember seeing an abstract version of that meme where it was like, "in only six weeks, robert lost... robert." and the 'after' photo was the guy's face completely blurred out, the rest of him lookin all ethereal. sad that wasn't the meme to pop up here.

    • @grimlock__2501
      @grimlock__2501 4 года назад +14

      @@skrrrrrrrrt shut up

    • @JamesPhillipsOfficial
      @JamesPhillipsOfficial 4 года назад

      On lottoland you can loose 50,000 dollars.. In 5 minutes

  • @Ladondorf
    @Ladondorf 6 лет назад +3297

    Snake venom is all natural so that must mean it's okay.

    • @laps3853
      @laps3853 6 лет назад +105

      Ladondorf im natural, but im bad at everything

    • @fungusman9726
      @fungusman9726 6 лет назад +94

      It’s literally snake oil

    • @shovelgoat3017
      @shovelgoat3017 6 лет назад +45

      Hey heye heyeyeyeyye
      I see we got another fellow Snake Oil Salesman. Glad that you could join SnakeOil *TM*!

    • @anasftaich6504
      @anasftaich6504 6 лет назад +24

      Venom snake is not canon

    • @freewing3964
      @freewing3964 6 лет назад +12

      I was going to mention that venom that is ingested won't have harmful effects, of course unless it can reach the bloodstream from there.

  • @laserpanda9553
    @laserpanda9553 6 лет назад +2365

    Realised it's a woman talking
    "Oh shit now I gotta re read it"
    Rereads as Mickey Mouse

    • @marcuskunbi5042
      @marcuskunbi5042 6 лет назад +28

      mickey mouse... yes.... a MALE... mouse

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics 6 лет назад +45

      He also sounded like Wanda from Fairly Oddparents lol

    • @saacken
      @saacken 6 лет назад +1

      same thing

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 6 лет назад +2

      a what

    • @bigsly420
      @bigsly420 6 лет назад +4

      Rap song at the end was Hard Core!

  • @TipsyRiver
    @TipsyRiver 6 лет назад +2519

    The "nice girl but it's actually a pyramid scheme" trifecta:
    1. Only post/DM on Facebook
    2. Emoji and caps abuse
    3. "Hey hun"

    • @whyareyoulookinghere1513
      @whyareyoulookinghere1513 6 лет назад +122

      When you get denied, you have to respond with shit like "WOW SUCH TOXIC ATTITUDE IM A STAY AT HOME MOMMY AND DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
      Also #bossbabe or #momboss in every post and DM

    • @neonskylite2242
      @neonskylite2242 6 лет назад +87

      suggestion: constantly using "opportunity" and "potential"

    • @danishqureshi8583
      @danishqureshi8583 6 лет назад +47

      "Its not a pyramid scheme!"

    • @rlobbest
      @rlobbest 6 лет назад +52

      Tipsy River filled with backhanded compliments. "heyyy girly! Been following you forever! Youreeeee gorgeousssssss!!!!! But did I mention you look kinda fat and need to buy my fittea bullshit to give you diarrhea that's supposed to make you 'healthy'?"

    • @Zedariath
      @Zedariath 6 лет назад +25

      "Don't through this opportunity away! Imagine buying the car of your dreams! All you gotta do is sell your sou.....buy into this company and you'll have all the potential to do amazing things!"

  • @luciferklarion5194
    @luciferklarion5194 5 лет назад +1474

    Are we not gunna talk about that sick beat and rap at the end? I was booty boppin dude.

    • @clhoney85
      @clhoney85 4 года назад +34

      Wish i could find that beat

    • @landonr.5841
      @landonr.5841 4 года назад +7

      Lucifer Klarion I feel it 😂

    • @ryderpark
      @ryderpark 4 года назад +23

      We need a full version

    • @drnogueiras8783
      @drnogueiras8783 4 года назад +7

      Zack Felton I hear “llama sheep”

    • @anonymoussquid34
      @anonymoussquid34 4 года назад +14

      @@zackfelton5599 I think he is saying , "buy my shi-" but now "Obama chair" can't be unheard 😂

  • @jayceepenny
    @jayceepenny 6 лет назад +5452

    i can't believe sorrowtv made a diss-track on mlm's

  • @Atoyihrs
    @Atoyihrs 5 лет назад +3884

    "Oh my god, these are women..."
    *Changes voice to Mickey Mouse

    • @justanotherotaku7081
      @justanotherotaku7081 5 лет назад +50

      Atoy 1234 ihrs that bit straight up killed me! 😂😂😂😂

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 5 лет назад +42

      This makes me flashbacks to when Mickey saved sora while he was Shirtless.

    • @salmonmuncher9603
      @salmonmuncher9603 5 лет назад +16

      Wtf Mickey Mouse gril??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 5 лет назад +3

      049 _ 👌😔👌

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +11

      @@raulphilipgoco403 i-isn't mickey mouse always shirtless-

  • @mikabrown4123
    @mikabrown4123 5 лет назад +2963

    You know what else is all-natural?
    Arsenic.

    • @magg3920
      @magg3920 5 лет назад +85

      ChompLomper BuT ItS All NatURaL... It MuSt Be SaFe FoR Us 🤔🤔🤔

    • @ohsweatbret
      @ohsweatbret 5 лет назад +28

      Hey they put arsenic trioxide in homeopathic medicine! Don’t you trash talk arsenic 😂

    • @ravioli-45
      @ravioli-45 5 лет назад +63

      Cyanide is found in apple seeds

    • @ashleyf1549
      @ashleyf1549 5 лет назад +35

      Don't forget deadly nightshade!

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 5 лет назад +13

      So's Oleander and Foxglove.

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад +1815

    I had friends who stopped talking to me because I wouldn’t join their MLMs. They acted like I called their mothers hamsters.

    • @ugandaknuckles5691
      @ugandaknuckles5691 5 лет назад +38

      Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea wow

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 лет назад +181

      Did you insinuate what their fathers smell of?

    • @Agent-47-eh
      @Agent-47-eh 4 года назад +2

      Hamster like fast breeder?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад +50

      @@Agent-47-eh Hamster like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
      Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time ;-)

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 4 года назад +1

      Wow mlms did you good here then.

  • @Annie-iz5cn
    @Annie-iz5cn 5 лет назад +1147

    Bethany: "Karen I feel depressed ever since my dad died and my mom left me"
    Karen: *"would you like some essential oils?"*

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 4 года назад +35

      That’s like “would you like a nice egg in this trying time” but like. actively malicious

    • @lex1212
      @lex1212 4 года назад +2

      thank you, Annie

    • @wintertimber1749
      @wintertimber1749 4 года назад +6

      Bold of you to assume Karen would share

  • @doubleestevens
    @doubleestevens 5 лет назад +4543

    So my peanut allergy isn’t real because nuts are natural? Confused by this logic lol

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 лет назад +285

      Eat more nuts to develop a resistance

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 5 лет назад +10

      Ratur Glancer say happy birthday to my friend Nick Gur

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +162

      instructions unclear i killed my son

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 4 года назад +11

      Why do we keep people with peanut allergies alive? Hope that shit isn't hereditary

    • @kosakukawajiri8331
      @kosakukawajiri8331 4 года назад +44

      Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers ?

  • @tomphillips1493
    @tomphillips1493 6 лет назад +769

    The doctor says I’m allergic to poison ivy but it’s so natural and pure there’s no way I’m gonna stop rubbing it all over myself, but I still need to find why I’m cover in rashes

    • @alexbecker2578
      @alexbecker2578 6 лет назад +33

      Mr Magickarp are u using anti-fat blockers?

    • @ninjegeabey2536
      @ninjegeabey2536 6 лет назад +52

      You're obviously just taking too many showers! Instead of that nasty "water" try my new product,CleanGoo! Don't mind the brown color,it's perfectly safe.

    • @mr.mushroom2108
      @mr.mushroom2108 6 лет назад +24

      Don't buy that nasty ol' goop, but instead buy my new product, PoisoGo! It's a perfectly safe product made from rat pois- I mean... soap!

    • @arandomperson324
      @arandomperson324 6 лет назад +13

      Omg, are you stupid?
      The sun is to blame.
      OBVIOUSLY

    • @thetrashtrain3774
      @thetrashtrain3774 6 лет назад +18

      Why buy that PoisoGo when you can buy my amazing product!? Introducing RashDash!
      It’ll have your rash in a dash lightning fast! It’s made with all natural ingredients so it’s completely safe!
      Side effects may include: vomiting, sneezing, stomach aches, itchy or irritated eyes, diarrhea and some forms of cancer. Some deaths have also been reported, but you know what that’s whatever.

  • @PhoenixValkyrie
    @PhoenixValkyrie 4 года назад +946

    I miss sorrow. I could binge-watch his content all day.

    • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
      @YetAnotherGeorgeth 2 года назад +43

      Same. I’ve been binging his videos again recently in the hopes it will bring him back.

    • @user-qg4si6yo8m
      @user-qg4si6yo8m 2 года назад +2

      Wait what happened

    • @PhoenixValkyrie
      @PhoenixValkyrie 2 года назад +58

      @@user-qg4si6yo8m nothing he just left RUclips. Last episode he said he was struggling with depression, and we haven't heard from him since

    • @user-qg4si6yo8m
      @user-qg4si6yo8m 2 года назад +3

      @@PhoenixValkyrie oh thank you I didn’t know that

    • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
      @fratercontenduntocculta8161 2 года назад +35

      Yikes I didn't know until I checked his channel today. Hope he's doing well. I hope he comes back, the voices he does are my favorite.

  • @poniz2471
    @poniz2471 5 лет назад +3513

    What if my son invited you to my MLM party?
    Haha, just a mistake...
    ...Unless?

    • @umok8433
      @umok8433 5 лет назад +31

      LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @retro_musician
      @retro_musician 5 лет назад +8

      walter

    • @lotusrenfujisaki1999
      @lotusrenfujisaki1999 5 лет назад +23

      🎶🎵🎶
      yOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CONFESS (confess)
      YOU HAVE NOTHING, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING AT ALL...
      UNLESS~? (unless)
      🎶🎵🎶

    • @zv3zd525
      @zv3zd525 5 лет назад +14

      I have no idea which MLM this is, and I don't want that to change for a second.

    • @COCONUTSCC
      @COCONUTSCC 4 года назад +3

      Jk 😂 unless😳

  • @drivernephi2212
    @drivernephi2212 6 лет назад +376

    The careful placements of "oof" will never stop being hilarious.

    • @rowandirks4137
      @rowandirks4137 6 лет назад +1

      Furio Giunta
      🎵"It'll kill a fOOFing housecat, so please don't put it on a housecat"🎵

  • @vahlen5281
    @vahlen5281 6 лет назад +372

    "It's not a pyramid scheme!"
    Every person who is trying to drag you into a pyramid scheme.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
      @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd 6 лет назад +1

      every business is a pyramid scheme.

    • @breekookie7036
      @breekookie7036 6 лет назад +3

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
      Do you have any idea what a pyramid scheme is, or let alone how an actual business is run?

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
      @aaaaaaaaaaaadddd 6 лет назад

      @@breekookie7036 I know what is a pyramid scheme and I know how a business runs.

    • @breekookie7036
      @breekookie7036 6 лет назад +5

      @@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
      Okay, then why did you say that every business is a pyramid scheme? Because that isn't even remotely true.
      I believe you are confusing a pyramid scheme with a pyramid structure. Which are two very different things, as one is illegal and the other is perfectly legal.
      Just read this short article about pyramid structures and schemes, it'll explain everything as I can't be bothered to type out an essay about the differences between a pyramid scheme and structure.
      www.allbusiness.com/pyramid-structure-versus-pyramid-scheme-2-5848424-1.html

    • @chao2battle
      @chao2battle 6 лет назад

      If you looked at their chart, it would be a triangle, and last time I checked, triangles aren't pyramids...

  • @goofballextreme1435
    @goofballextreme1435 4 года назад +425

    Doctor: “Your children could die from their allergies to Fragance, don’t use essential oils”
    Hun: “Time to use more oil on them like I’m about to deep fry chicken”

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo 4 года назад +6

      Attila would never.

    • @strawberryskeletons1770
      @strawberryskeletons1770 4 года назад +11

      Hey at that point you might aswell fry them, why not fry the parents first!

    • @goofballextreme1435
      @goofballextreme1435 4 года назад +6

      @@strawberryskeletons1770 but why fry them when their brains are already fried?

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 4 года назад +16

      Doctor: No oils, please!
      Hun: I'm about to end this child's whole career. Life too.

    • @strawberryskeletons1770
      @strawberryskeletons1770 4 года назад +2

      @@goofballextreme1435 cwispy!!!! (^ω^) (im not sorry)

  • @PlushCharlotte
    @PlushCharlotte 6 лет назад +1968

    Things essential oils do: Smell good
    Things essential oils don't do: Literally anything other than smell good
    Why's this so hard to understand?

    • @Runexn
      @Runexn 6 лет назад +153

      But they are ESSENTIAL oils, that means its good for EVERYTHING!!!

    • @DildoSchwaggin
      @DildoSchwaggin 6 лет назад +99

      Bro people still think the world is flat so......

    • @itzpayday1238
      @itzpayday1238 6 лет назад +162

      I saw a study on what they do, and essential oils actually do kill a lot of bacteria and viruses in direct contact with them. Of course, so does tequila, water, gasoline, and most other liquids. The "they calm you down" thing is bullshit too. People with essential oils saw no decrease in heart rate after surgery, according to a study.

    • @justmo6208
      @justmo6208 6 лет назад +43

      @@itzpayday1238 Wait gasoline kills bacteria? Huh, learn something new everyday

    • @mariav3979
      @mariav3979 6 лет назад +134

      Some essential oils do have benefits but not NEARLY to the extent some people claim. For example, Vaporub? Uses eucalyptus essential oil to help clear sinuses. I have asthma and it does help me clear my airways but THATS ALL I USE IT FOR. I dont think it cures autism, but some oils can help with minor things like stuffed noses.

  • @derronmendel9650
    @derronmendel9650 6 лет назад +794

    List of things that are "all natural" and yet *definitely* not safe to use on your body:
    *sulfuric acid
    *cyanide
    *most illicit drugs
    *lead
    *plutonium

    • @CuteFlowerMination
      @CuteFlowerMination 6 лет назад +82

      BuT ItS AlL NaTurAl It caNt be HarMFuL fOr My KiDs

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 6 лет назад +26

      Hey, we only want positive comments, it's all about positivity. Which you would know if you owned my Scamissors, but I guess I'll have to steal from someone else! Sad!

    • @RadioactiveGoatoid
      @RadioactiveGoatoid 6 лет назад +14

      Plutonium and most drugs aren't found by themselves in nature, or at all though.
      Plutonium is synthesized in breeder reactors from uranium, and illicit drugs need to be refined from other compounds.
      Cyanide compounds, Sulfuric Acid (In aqueous solutions), and Lead are found in nature, along with an innumerable list of other chemicals.
      Still, nice comment.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 лет назад +12

      We’ve made BOMBS with plutonium that have WIPED CITIES OUT and mothers will just say “It’s natural. It’s gonna be fine just put it in an oil and I’ll use it.

    • @basilevannegen6822
      @basilevannegen6822 5 лет назад +13

      oi, uranium? carbon dioxide? black mamba venom? cancer?

  • @shadowofsocialawkwardness4900
    @shadowofsocialawkwardness4900 5 лет назад +203

    'By design, you only have idiots working for you' is the single best anti-MLM quote I have ever heard and literally nobody can ever top that. Everyone else can go home now, the internet has been officially won.

  • @ratt_ler4261
    @ratt_ler4261 5 лет назад +551

    Yeah, I'm depressed, but I rubbed oily pizza all over my skin and was instantly cured!

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад +374

    "it doest work"
    _"mission failed, we'll get em next time"_
    perfection

  • @kyriacosomerou6763
    @kyriacosomerou6763 5 лет назад +426

    " NO GIMMICKS , NO TRICKS "
    * is using tricks to sell gimmicks "

  • @Qinniart
    @Qinniart 6 лет назад +567

    Secret slogan of all MLMs: "a fool and her money are soon parted" lmao

    • @grbrg4007
      @grbrg4007 6 лет назад +4

      Pretty Much

    • @sadclownschool9358
      @sadclownschool9358 6 лет назад +14

      Holy fuck one of my favorite artist watches one of my favorite RUclipsrs, sweet.

    • @MossTunic
      @MossTunic 5 лет назад +6

      The last thing I expected on Sorrow comments was one of my fave artists too, oh my god lmao Hope you're doing good!

    • @tankajahari
      @tankajahari 4 года назад +18

      We miss you qinni :( rest in peace

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 года назад +8

      Rest in peace, Quinni.
      You are greatly missed, but your legacy still lives to this day.

  • @ObligatoryBook
    @ObligatoryBook 4 года назад +270

    5:09
    I’m happy she’s confident in herself. So many people have self confidence issues. Good on her for standing up for herself.

  • @ebrdsht
    @ebrdsht 6 лет назад +561

    I work at a taco chain localized in my state and I'm just remembering how on two separate occasions folks have come in with their younique cards and on those occasions they both ordered like. On bean burrito and a drink (drinks don't come with), and, both times I had to be like "I'm sorry, the card declined," and they just looked so disappointed. Not even like surprised just, "oh, okay..."
    Only other time and MLM's card was DECLINED, I had this family of like 4 come through the drive thru and originally they ordered 15~ bean burritos, I told them the price (I think like $20), and the man ordering went, "Oh, uh, how many could I get for $10?"
    "8? Is that okay?"
    "Yeah yeah, sure, and 2 sweet teas"
    "That bumps you to $10.75, is that okay?"
    "Yes yes yes, thank you so much."
    And I just went on with ordering stuff. When they got to the window they gave me the 10 in bills and then handed me a younique card. counted the bills just to make sure, typed it in, then swiped the card. Declined, of course.
    "Sir I'm sorry, it declined?"
    "Oh, that's weird, there's money in it..."
    "I'm sorry, it declined."
    "...Okay"
    Turns to his wife, who pulls out, you guessed it, a second fucking younique card, I swipe it, it declines, and they search their car. Honestly, I just felt like, so bad for them but I didn't have the 75 cents they needed and I couldn't just let them off so they took off one of the teas.
    But yeah, don't join an MLM it's. You don't want to be poorer than the 16 year old you order food from.

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 6 лет назад +86

      oh god i feel genuinely sorry for the family of these people.
      it makes my heart break.
      they cant even like, enjoy basic things because their "amazing starter company" is sucking the money out of them.
      fucc.

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 6 лет назад +75

      i don't know what's sadder, looking for change in your car after your fake card declines.
      or not even being surprised it got declined in the first place...

    • @sarahsheepdog
      @sarahsheepdog 6 лет назад +38

      I think the worst thing about those cards though are the fees. You're charged a fee for; putting your own earnings onto the card, checking your balence, withdrawing from the card, if you accidentally ATTEMPT to overdraw, AND EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU USE IT. And these don't include the ATM fees. You can't get the card until you've gotten $50, and the average presenter earns $15 a month! And then they charge you $1 everytime you use the fucking card lmao

    • @Stickbullet
      @Stickbullet 6 лет назад +19

      Well I bet they felt Younique after that.

    • @michaelbuckers
      @michaelbuckers 6 лет назад +16

      Working the minimum wage job is miles better than MLM. I never quite realized the magnitude of the scam, they're not even trying to pretend to be a legit business, they just straight up rip people off and the only thing to butter it up is vapid shilling.

  • @CinemaWins
    @CinemaWins 6 лет назад +603

    Where is the soundcloud/itunes link for that last track? I want to buy it...And then sell it and convince other people to sell it under me.
    Also, side note, you probably get this a lot but I've fallen down the rabbit hole that is your channel. How do you make everything funnier?

    • @SorrowTV
      @SorrowTV  6 лет назад +96

      Haha no iTunes link, sorry! Go check out Praxi Plays if you want more beats like it, and thanks so much! That means a lot coming from you 😁

    • @n1ghtbreak
      @n1ghtbreak 6 лет назад +19

      woah cinemawins watches Sorrow TV

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 6 лет назад +2

      Brian Lee, yes, he also watches kids cartoons and makes reviews on them, also danTDM is subscribed to pudipie. It’s not a surprise. Just stating basic facts, but it’s true. lol

    • @beccaschmitt615
      @beccaschmitt615 6 лет назад +1

      Most underrated comment on youtube

    • @myself2noone
      @myself2noone 6 лет назад +2

      You just like everything don't you? Endering.

  • @neoveronica3099
    @neoveronica3099 5 лет назад +855

    "I wasn't going to stop using oils on my girls"
    Now read this sentence without context and enjoy your suffering

    • @olderaccount9272
      @olderaccount9272 5 лет назад +68

      Oh gOD NO! HE WON'T STOP GREASING HIS GATE HINGES!

    • @DigitalJedi
      @DigitalJedi 5 лет назад +30

      rub-a-dub-dub
      please help me

    • @bayleev7494
      @bayleev7494 5 лет назад +2

      14:27

    • @shannons3419
      @shannons3419 5 лет назад +24

      Either way I'm calling CPS

    • @kinz784
      @kinz784 5 лет назад

      Please ban yourself

  • @zucchini_flowers
    @zucchini_flowers 4 года назад +541

    "block fat" like where does it go???? You can't just block it, how can anyone fall for this????

    • @emzlouise4736
      @emzlouise4736 4 года назад +159

      It goes down the toilet. Along with all the contents of your stomach for hours and hours while you writhe in pain wondering what you did so wrong to be in this much pain

    • @katherinedobbs52
      @katherinedobbs52 4 года назад +184

      It just walks away

    • @emzlouise4736
      @emzlouise4736 4 года назад +79

      @@katherinedobbs52 This is a much better reply than mine I salute you

    • @katherinedobbs52
      @katherinedobbs52 4 года назад +29

      @@emzlouise4736 Haha, thank you!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 года назад +35

      There are people that think you can reduce the amount of fat on individual parts of your body so no level of ignorance about the human body surprises me anymore

  • @bageltoo
    @bageltoo 6 лет назад +491

    Facebook friend: (talks about a very personal problem)
    MLMer: “OwO what’s this?”

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 6 лет назад +91

      *notices your wallet*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +26

      I thought I couldn't hate them more, and here you are.

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 6 лет назад +31

      herobrine030501 e-eh?! *I blush as you notice my bulging wallet*

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 5 лет назад +2

      When I see that I just think *Bud get new friends inmediatly*

  • @zornmauser2821
    @zornmauser2821 6 лет назад +588

    "Hey, I've got a question! "
    -*It doesn't work*
    I can only imagine like a traumatized Todd Howard walking around in circles, repeating to himself " it just doesnt work "

    • @lilianahudler4378
      @lilianahudler4378 5 лет назад +9

      This deserved way more love than it got

    • @TennessineGD
      @TennessineGD 5 лет назад +13

      BLOCK 100

    • @swatboy763
      @swatboy763 5 лет назад +5

      FOR FUCKS SAKE ZORN, YOU DON’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOUNDATION. NOT EVEN A ACCOUNT PICTURE!

    • @MRMcLean98
      @MRMcLean98 2 года назад +1

      “Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.”

  • @WAYAWAYWithAsh
    @WAYAWAYWithAsh 6 лет назад +1527

    Some of these are causing me 2nd hand stress.

    • @1assassyn
      @1assassyn 6 лет назад +9

      Oof

    • @TranquilTreksNZ
      @TranquilTreksNZ 6 лет назад +27

      I have oils for that, hmu, we can uplift each other!

    • @shrimp_on_internet
      @shrimp_on_internet 6 лет назад +2

      Nice

    • @paranoiarpincess
      @paranoiarpincess 6 лет назад +14

      @@TranquilTreksNZ your reply was very... topical.

    • @owenthomaslarsen
      @owenthomaslarsen 6 лет назад +9

      Feeling stressed?☠️☠️ Well Doterra® can help you relieve stress and can also help you lose weight 😲😲 message me for details ♥️♥️
      (Post that whenever you find someone easy to sell to)

  • @goobitz4231
    @goobitz4231 4 года назад +287

    One time a kid in my band class looked at me and said “man my mouth hurts” then CHUGGED A PEPPERMINT ESSENTIAL OIL HOW IS THAT CHILD ALIVE-

    • @strawberryskeletons1770
      @strawberryskeletons1770 4 года назад +86

      You know what I might use essential oil bottles as tiny water bottles to freak people out after hearing that.

    • @Terratetradon
      @Terratetradon 4 года назад +35

      Puppermint

    • @WolfCoder
      @WolfCoder 3 года назад +33

      I love how I don't know if you misspelled Peppermint or if they're really naming it something as silly as Puppermint

    • @ShadeATV
      @ShadeATV 3 года назад +5

      My mother let me drink the essential oils

    • @cyan.-
      @cyan.- 3 года назад +23

      Great now I'm thinking of peppermint candies for dogs

  • @APumpkinJess
    @APumpkinJess 6 лет назад +326

    “My man might have left me, but my LipSense is still on”

  • @unclecreepy7025
    @unclecreepy7025 6 лет назад +384

    I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic. That’s probably one of the funniest unexpected things I’ve heard this week. I lost it.

  • @JamieDabrowiecki
    @JamieDabrowiecki 6 лет назад +217

    “Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time”
    Lost it at that

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 6 лет назад +1

      GLAD TO KNOW DUDE HAHAH YEAH YEAH ME TOO ME TOO YEAH WOOHOO

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 лет назад +2

      5:33, for reference

    • @sorenmine7765
      @sorenmine7765 6 лет назад +2

      I hope you get it back, whatever it was.

  • @Autom4tic
    @Autom4tic 3 года назад +57

    “Do you make a 6 figure salary? Or do you just have the potential to” damn, I wish I had a wit like this

  • @JoystickToes
    @JoystickToes 6 лет назад +442

    To be fair, LipSense works like a charm. Given, it is practically nail polish. So actual paint will stay on your lips ALL NIGHT. Who knew?

    • @craftykit2242
      @craftykit2242 5 лет назад +12

      was about to like this but it's allready got 69 of them

    • @Pretty.Biology.Princess
      @Pretty.Biology.Princess 5 лет назад +12

      True! I definitely love that stuff, it does sting a little but your lips shouldn’t bleed unless your lips are REALLY chapped I guess ?

    • @theotherghostgirl337
      @theotherghostgirl337 5 лет назад +28

      I should not have to use steel wool to remove lipstick from glasses.... and yet

    • @Pretty.Biology.Princess
      @Pretty.Biology.Princess 5 лет назад +5

      the other ghost girl true , I don’t use it everyday only when I want to be wearing that color for the next 48 hours 😅

    • @kirbyhasappeared
      @kirbyhasappeared 5 лет назад +3

      Is this an r/woosh im gonna fall in to? well fuck it. you are all dumb as shit if you believe besides the 69 comment guy

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX2 6 лет назад +234

    My daughter's found out they were allergic to peanuts at the peditrition today. Then The Doctor started listing the things with peanuts in it, but I was like hmmmm. I don't think I'm going to stop feeding them all natural peanut butter cause it just has so much benefits.

    • @craftykit2242
      @craftykit2242 6 лет назад +20

      Heck yeah!! Resses puffs is the best cereal out there, and I’m not letting ANYTHING stop them from enjoying the flavors this world has to offer

    • @babycakes2713
      @babycakes2713 6 лет назад +5

      I can agree on this if theu don't get the benefits from resses puffs. I don't think could live... If you rub them gently around your body. I will still approve

    • @riyanramdhan2686
      @riyanramdhan2686 6 лет назад +4

      Never tried dem Reeses Puffs but i'm interested. Sign me up. I'll pay up with my -$274,028,120,183,828.99 bank account from being an Younique ambassador

    • @babycakes2713
      @babycakes2713 6 лет назад +3

      I can approve of this. Its also good for your pours.

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 6 лет назад +1

      CoasterMagicX2 it won’t it can’t

  • @PizzaGeist
    @PizzaGeist 6 лет назад +374

    "I know how the human body works because mine's gigantic." I had to pause to laugh.

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 6 лет назад +1

      Implied Obesity Intensifies

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 6 лет назад +1

      GLAD TO KNOW THAT DUDE! TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA PAUSE THE VIDEO TO LAUGH AGAIN GOOD DAY BYE DUDE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU!!!

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 4 года назад +71

    “It’s so pure, how can it hurt someone?!”
    *sniffs the literal flower itself, as pure as possible, and starts sneezing*
    “Oh no, it’s not pure enough!”

  • @evanrigel954
    @evanrigel954 6 лет назад +2396

    i am genuinely horrified by the people talking about putting essential oils on their kids.
    they're strong AF and there's been multiple cases of mothers accidentally killing their kids.
    really all you can do is put drops in a cup of warm water to make your room smell nice; they're way too strong for anything else

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 6 лет назад +182

      Strangely, according to homeopathy, that should be stronger.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 6 лет назад +205

      Luc Honan I've never heard of anyone killing their kid with oils, but there is a thing that MMS, which is a chemical that forms bleach when mixed with acids, like orange juice, and people give it to their kids thinking it will cure them of autism.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 6 лет назад +154

      doTerra claimed their shit could cure cancer and ebola a few years ago. Fuck them.

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 6 лет назад +232

      Essential oils are pretty great when diluted. For example, once I put about two drops of mint essential oil into a can of frosting to make minty frosted cupcakes. It was delicious. But remember to be VERY CAREFUL. They're incredibly potent and can hurt you if you don't dilute them. Of course, when diluted, they're pretty cool. I don't think they can solve illnesses, but they can definitely smell and taste nice, and they might even be able to do stuff like repel insects too. Just don't buy into a multi level marketing scam for them. Just go to your local hipster store and get em there.

    • @prynxeofdarkness
      @prynxeofdarkness 6 лет назад +90

      I put a few drops lavender e. Oil in a spray bottle with water and I spray that on my pillow to help me sleep

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 6 лет назад +814

    Yeah at the Christmas services at my church (we have like 12, plus the rehearsals) one of the worship leaders had an essential oils diffuser in the green room and I nearly had an asthma attack, and had breathing trouble all night.
    “BuT iT’s EsSeNtIaL OiLs”
    Oh yes, let me just tell my chronic, incurable respiratory illness and I’m sure it’ll stop.
    Thankfully the rest of the week they used rly light scents like lemon so it wasn’t too bad.

    • @EitherOr3
      @EitherOr3 6 лет назад +62

      Justin Helms Wow how can you be allergic to natural things like oils or pollen or dust or...

    • @smolsunikki8043
      @smolsunikki8043 6 лет назад +34

      I'd never have known Essential Oils can have an effect like that on someone with asthma..
      Sounds like a horrible experience. :( I'm glad you made it out alright though!! Thank you so much for sharing your experience.
      My family uses essential oils every once in a while, so I'll make sure we keep an eye out for any guests who may be liable to suffering attacks similar to yours.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 6 лет назад +14

      @@EitherOr3 technically everything is "natural" since everything comes from nature one way or another. Also you can be allergic to anything, your body doesn't decide what kind of stuff it overreacts to, it just does

    • @EitherOr3
      @EitherOr3 6 лет назад +19

      It Just Works Sorry buddy but I think you just whooshed

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 6 лет назад +14

      @@EitherOr3 if anything it tells how convincing and realistic your comment was. So i guess kudos to you and shame on me

  • @pay1370
    @pay1370 6 лет назад +1718

    Did these people ever take a single science class?? Cuz they should

  • @kiddough778
    @kiddough778 5 лет назад +101

    things i'm thinking about today: the guy that bullied me during my first couple years of highschool (he's still an asshole to this day though) walks around with a herbalife flask, er, thing? and a herbalife lunchbox... someone in his family got into MLM and i relish each moment every time i remember that fact.

  • @grapez2795
    @grapez2795 6 лет назад +353

    Some guy asked me if the cookie I gave hime had peanuts in it and I just sighed. His face started puffing up after and I was like chill, they're all natural 🙄

    • @personnamedwd7735
      @personnamedwd7735 6 лет назад +5

      *⚊ ⚋⚋ ⚊⚊*

    • @moaningconservatives1616
      @moaningconservatives1616 6 лет назад

      Ugh such a fake I mean who lies about that all natural is toxic at all

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +1

      @@personnamedwd7735 Not sure what "THM" means, but yeah, i suppose

  • @DJfrog99
    @DJfrog99 6 лет назад +552

    I can't stop laughing at "OH GUCK!" from 7:48. I know it's probably a typo, but I feel like I need to start unironically using 'guck' as a substitute swear in honor of that guy and his fallen GF.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 лет назад +40

      I like it more because it shows the urgency. There's no time to edit

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 6 лет назад +25

      OH GUCK NO!

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 5 лет назад

      I thought it was his sister cause she said “with dad” rather than “my/your dad”

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 5 лет назад

      I also thought that it was a legit typo since he also typed "wgatever" with the g in place of an h earlier too.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 лет назад

      Considering that it is "a s d *f g* h j k l" he _fuck_ -ed up.

  • @LeatherCladVegan
    @LeatherCladVegan 6 лет назад +864

    You know what else is all natural? Snake venom.
    You know what's *not* all natural? Snake anti-venom.
    All natural FTW.

    • @TheSentientCloud
      @TheSentientCloud 6 лет назад +17

      I feel a faint memory saying how there's another animal that produces a natural antivenom to rattlesnake but I can't remember lol

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 6 лет назад +11

      Alex, stop that; you're confusing the Americans.
      ISS: Plenty of animals are *immune* to snake venom, but that doesn't necessarily mean they posses a natural anti-venom (or 'anti-venin', if you're not from the States). Snakes, for example, are immune to their own venom. But that's only to say it doesn't bother them, not that they possess anti-venin. God damn it, now *I'm* confusing the Americans. You see what you've done, Alex? Do you see? God damn it Alex.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 6 лет назад +3

      You're still using snake venom to make that antivenin, so it's still natural. It's an inversion of its original purpose.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 6 лет назад

      @@LeatherCladVegan Going by that username, you don't have room to mock on how others are stupid.
      Unless it's meant to be a troll name.

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 6 лет назад +8

      "Unless it's meant to be a troll name." Gee... ya think?
      If it's not produced by nature, without mankind's intervention, it's not natural. So no: injecting horses with snake venom and distilling the resultant antibodies is not a fucking natural process.
      /iamverysmart

  • @crimsonwaffle7579
    @crimsonwaffle7579 4 года назад +64

    "I know how the human body works, because mines GIGANTIC"
    -Sorrow TV

  • @dunethewanderer8944
    @dunethewanderer8944 6 лет назад +385

    You know what else is all natural
    Scorpion venom

    • @nachtmond1089
      @nachtmond1089 6 лет назад +16

      david staley I love a nice injection of Scorpion Venom, goes really well with my Black Widow spider venom cereal bars.

    • @Queen-qi4do
      @Queen-qi4do 6 лет назад +21

      Scorpion Venom is very good for your health
      If you're dead you'll never be sick!

    • @Mjkhh
      @Mjkhh 6 лет назад +1

      david staley And literally everything, since broken down it’s just chemicals.

    • @MainstreamGamePlays
      @MainstreamGamePlays 6 лет назад

      It's great for your eyes!

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 6 лет назад +4

      Also Cyanide.

  • @celadon0451
    @celadon0451 6 лет назад +463

    Do you donate to Nigerian royalty often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s 6 лет назад +276

    I need to start interrupting people by saying "IT DOESN'T WORK" when they call me trying to sell something

  • @matthewjacobs2991
    @matthewjacobs2991 4 года назад +22

    Nice to see these old videos still get comments. Sorrow, your stuff has always been seriously next level. Love your work. Take care of yourself. Always happy to binge your library

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 5 лет назад +612

    "its not artificial" neither are peanuts, bee venom, or shellfish

    • @ThatStupidCircle89
      @ThatStupidCircle89 4 года назад +36

      Only HATERS have allergic reaction 😠

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 года назад +10

      Same with venom, poison, and the RUclips comment section

    • @Hank..
      @Hank.. 4 года назад

      @Monika the cycle-path ahahahaha no
      that shit aint natural

    • @Hank..
      @Hank.. 4 года назад

      @Monika the cycle-path It came from a lab. It's a virus. Therefore it's man-made

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 года назад +10

      Hank J. Wimbleton [credible citation needed]

  • @whammo5779
    @whammo5779 6 лет назад +1081

    I touched some poison ivy earlier, I should be fine though, poison ivy is all natural, so it must be harmless

    • @thunderbird252
      @thunderbird252 5 лет назад +54

      If you'd like more, I can get you 500ml of P.I. essential oils! All natural! It's great for when your skin isn't red enough, or feels too comfortable! GREAT business opportunity! Make up to 4 figures in only a decade! PM me if interested 💁❤️💰💰
      (Make this your RUclips comment)

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 лет назад +1

      Same as whit the poison snakes bite or poisonus insects, if is natural there is nothing to worry about! 😂😂😂

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 5 лет назад

      @@thunderbird252 Did you actuly get 4 figures? 😅😂😂😂

    • @PoeticChick4Ever
      @PoeticChick4Ever 5 лет назад

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • @DozensOfViewers
      @DozensOfViewers 5 лет назад

      So is arsenic

  • @mothman4086
    @mothman4086 5 лет назад +78

    11:45
    As soon as he said 'my main' my brain was like 'My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody *insert that weird laugh the dude in the vine does that reminds me of that shark from Finding Nemo*’

  • @cruella4341
    @cruella4341 4 года назад +64

    I was real close to falling for Monat's pyramid scheme last year. You know, the company that sells shampoo that makes your hair fall out in clumps.

    • @GlowBerryPumpkin
      @GlowBerryPumpkin 3 года назад +9

      I have enough hair loss on my own, no thank you

  • @musicalava4224
    @musicalava4224 6 лет назад +611

    You do Nazeem's voice way too well because when you said it I got the sudden urge to punch something

    • @seranathenecromancer3470
      @seranathenecromancer3470 6 лет назад +17

      Musical Ava
      Nazeem is the reason why you can use Unrelenting Force on NPCs without them turning hostile. Let’s be real haha

    • @plague8638
      @plague8638 6 лет назад +13

      Musical Ava WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL CLIP FROM THE GAME HOLY SHIT

    • @AgentHax
      @AgentHax 6 лет назад +2

      Preferably Nazeem

    • @aeugchad
      @aeugchad 6 лет назад +11

      Musical Ava It’s been a couple years since I’ve played Skyrim actively and I broke out in a cold sweat hearing that quote, fight or flight in full swing.

    • @skncl9859
      @skncl9859 6 лет назад

      THATS A MOOD

  • @tekiii1
    @tekiii1 5 лет назад +176

    11:45 big missed opportunity to say “*.. and my main goal is to blow and act like I don’t know no body*” haha

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 6 лет назад +613

    Those women talking about using essential oils on their kids even though they're allergic just really pisses me off to no end. Those oils are super harmful if not diluted properly and they're especially harmful with someone who has allergies. I spilled lemongrass oil and then stepped on it with my shoes on and it absorbed through my shoe into my skin and I was so so so sick for days. And anytime I smell any oil that has citrus in it i immediately swell up. I also kept taking a shot of liquid coconut oil a day and that fucked my stomach up! And i literally had people tell ne i was crazy that its all natural so it shouldnt hurt me.
    But people just keep giving this shit in the wrong ways or using it like it's a cure all when it can actually be harmful if you're not smart about it. I believe there are a lot ways to use supplements and herbs that are beneficial but it shouldn't be used unless you know what you're doing and even then still be careful.

    • @abbyshaver6464
      @abbyshaver6464 5 лет назад +11

      If you buy oils from the right places they can be very helpful and beneficial. Make sure to do research before you do anything with oils.

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 лет назад +52

      “I had a genuine allergic reaction from just touching essential oils through a shoe”
      _”no... ur crazy, it doesn’t hurt u”_

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 лет назад

      Games4thewin what?

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 5 лет назад +4

      Games4thewin tf what part of my comment made you think i was talking to you

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 лет назад +3

      A S “helpful and beneficial” in what way?

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +163

    Clicked on this video thinking it was MLM as in men loving men, thinking "huh that's a weird thing to name the homophobia subreddit"

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 года назад +5

      SAME
      The first time I saw the title i thought that too--

  • @Nouta1
    @Nouta1 5 лет назад +263

    "They can't be allergic,it's not artificial!"
    *peanut allergies, nut allergies as a whole, soybean allergy, lactose intolerance (lactose allergy), and my favorite: grass allergy. Yes. It exists.*
    Are all these artificial?

    • @thatonecartoonrobot1783
      @thatonecartoonrobot1783 5 лет назад +20

      Chris Sleepsick don’t forget about pollen

    • @xoplaylists
      @xoplaylists 5 лет назад +17

      There's people allergic to water

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 5 лет назад +1

      x x o o theres also people with sub allergy

    • @thespectacularspider-man2549
      @thespectacularspider-man2549 5 лет назад +4

      I knew a kid with a grass allergy, we played football. After a few hours we would sit down and eat. His legs would go bright red.

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 5 лет назад +3

      LiquidBlack Sleepsick and water allergies it’s a thing and I feel bad for them

  • @noriciah
    @noriciah 6 лет назад +272

    I had a wart on my hand and my mom put oregano oil on it with a bandage to cover it up. When I peeled the bandage off two days later I had a huge chemical burn that was there for 3 months, but the wart was gone.

    • @skeetskeet3243
      @skeetskeet3243 6 лет назад +36

      That doesnt sound nice at all. Wart removal is generally unpleasant (trust me, i know) but the only effective way (i think, it removed the ones i had for good but idk) to remove warts is to have liquid nitrogen sprayed on them every 4 to 6 weeks by your dermatologist. Its really painful but there are no lasting effects or anything but idk what works for anyone else

    • @iNuminex
      @iNuminex 6 лет назад +21

      My dad once did the same thing, but with Grapefruit Seed Extract. I didn't get a burn, and the wart was actually gone. He uses that shit all the time for everything. To this day i'm not sure if it's just a placebo or if it actually is functional snake oil. Seems to work fine for him though, so I'm not doing to ruin it for him, but I don't buy into it even though it worked that one time.

    • @thisuploadeditsself.2938
      @thisuploadeditsself.2938 6 лет назад +34

      Wait y'all saying that my parents told me the was no cure for warts as a child just to avoid the fucking bill
      Man my childhood sucked
      PS ended up cutting them of with a knife, works just as well. They never grew back

    • @stubbyfoamz1
      @stubbyfoamz1 6 лет назад +10

      michael taylor yeah man you got fleeced lol. Cutting them with a knife? Glad you didn't lose a finger. Unless you did that would have sucked

    • @thisuploadeditsself.2938
      @thisuploadeditsself.2938 6 лет назад +9

      Table Flip still got all ten but some nasty scares tho

  • @tylerh.4422
    @tylerh.4422 6 лет назад +4320

    M-Not
    L-A
    M-Scam

    • @gage6320
      @gage6320 6 лет назад +317

      Imposter

    • @dylanhicks48
      @dylanhicks48 6 лет назад +172

      Identity theft is not a joke.

    • @juvito3451
      @juvito3451 6 лет назад +148

      M-ens
      L-ike
      M-ens

    • @tylerh.4422
      @tylerh.4422 6 лет назад +61

      Dwight K. Schrute I’m posting that on r/beetlejuicing

    • @ziv576
      @ziv576 6 лет назад +104

      M-money
      L-money
      M- give us your money

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 4 года назад +184

    What of we kissed at the MLM party?
    Haha jk...
    ... Unless? 😏

  • @musaaawada2019
    @musaaawada2019 6 лет назад +270

    I saw this cheap insurance commerical for seniors planning funerals and a quote was literally "Don't be a burden to your loved ones"

    • @sierramobley8962
      @sierramobley8962 6 лет назад +50

      somerandom baby I've seen those, like wtf why are they trying to make people feel guilty that they're gonna die someday and their loved ones will have to bury them 😐

    • @CrimsonLegacy
      @CrimsonLegacy 6 лет назад +22

      Well, yeah, but that's basically the meaning behind life insurance. No one wants to make their family have to enter financial turmoil if they were to die

    • @TerezaPlankova
      @TerezaPlankova 6 лет назад +16

      Crimson Legacy Okay, but that ad is still disgusting.

    • @TiaRae101
      @TiaRae101 6 лет назад +17

      too late, ive already been a burden for years!

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 6 лет назад +6

      Speaking of funerals, I once got a funeral insurance ad thingy addressed to me when I was around 12.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 лет назад +2335

    Try some FitYeet™ to Yeet on them healthily

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp 6 лет назад +41

      Ya *YEET*

    • @amememachine8974
      @amememachine8974 6 лет назад +27

      Jeeves Anthrozaur fitdab coming soon

    • @lil.disappointment
      @lil.disappointment 6 лет назад +41

      Jeeves Anthrozaur I bought FitYeet and now all my problems are gone. I burst into the the courthouse and FitYeeted on my parents while they were signing the divorce papers and now I'm an orphan!

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 6 лет назад +5

      I see you under every Reddit video from like every damn channel and I freaking love that weird super show plumber
      Makes me smile every time

    • @kwilo
      @kwilo 6 лет назад +9

      FitYeet to fucking hit that yeet on your waist fat

  • @splorgan5696
    @splorgan5696 6 лет назад +494

    My friends mom was a scentsy consultant years ago. She used to give me catalogs and tell me to give them to my mom. Her entire house was absolutely stuffed with scentsy candles lol

    • @jaredkrause3332
      @jaredkrause3332 6 лет назад +19

      SPLORGAN ok but scentsy is the actual shit and really works tbh

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 6 лет назад +5

      My family uses a wax melter and those generic Scentsy wax cubes

    • @saltydaltysax
      @saltydaltysax 6 лет назад +34

      Sorry to make a Tl;dr but you just gave me a large piece of nostalgia. As a middle schooler I had a girl in my band class who's parent was a person on the board of directors for "band boosters" and that year we did scentsy candles that year. After the boosters were over the money was supposedly going to are band trip but was stolen by the lady. She bought and wrecked a car with the money and left the state. Never trusting scentsy yet again

    • @waddellkate101
      @waddellkate101 6 лет назад +14

      Jared Krause Stop trying to defend a pyramid scheme.

    • @Nicole-zw9pz
      @Nicole-zw9pz 6 лет назад +6

      I think they’re defending the product and those who like said product as opposed to Scentsy itself. Wax warmers aren’t a bad thing - they’re essentially decorative candles without fire - and Scentsy does offer warmers and scents of good quality. My mom got into them about a decade ago, and we still use the products she bought. So I think more of their strong feelings goes towards that as opposed to the idea of the pyramid scheme Scentsy imposes with its legion of consultants. Because without that aspect of the business, Scentsy still stands as a legitimate product.

  • @jacktrussler20
    @jacktrussler20 4 года назад +35

    "OH GUCK" might be my favourite thing yelled in this video.

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +792

    It’s been 3 months since that last one! I am happy now

    • @bruhmoment.-.
      @bruhmoment.-. 6 лет назад

      SuperGaming Dude same

    • @GrippingGroossyCoffee
      @GrippingGroossyCoffee 6 лет назад +1

      Its been a few weeks what do you mean

    • @SuperGamingDude
      @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +4

      mechilly the last antimlm video

    • @mohawk4759
      @mohawk4759 6 лет назад +1

      OMG ITS MY PAPI ITS REALLY YOU NOTICE ME SENPAI

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 6 лет назад +2

      Now just to wait a year for th next one 😂

  • @ladyj.9350
    @ladyj.9350 6 лет назад +94

    My sister and I are mildly allergic to lavender but my grandmother used to douse our pillows in lavender essential oils to help us sleep better despite knowing about our allergy

    • @venti6831
      @venti6831 6 лет назад +30

      she was probably trying to get rid of her problems

    • @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass
      @friendlyneighbourhooddumbass 6 лет назад +2

      Lady J. She's trying to kill you

    • @ladyj.9350
      @ladyj.9350 6 лет назад

      chaosmastermax lol I actually do refer to those dried lavender/aromatics shops as “deathtraps” though my allergy is probably too mild to do any serious lifelong damage let alone kill me

  • @thiefhardt
    @thiefhardt 5 лет назад +128

    4:19
    "i know how the human body works cuz mines gigantic"
    lmfaoo got me rolling on the floor sorrow

    • @skrrrrrrrrt
      @skrrrrrrrrt 4 года назад

      cat in a bucket we saw the video

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 3 года назад +37

    7:28 i'm losing it... just the realization and subsequent horror of the guy goin "oh no NO" "OH GUCK"

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 года назад +7

      My guy lost his girlfriend to Amway. A minute of silence for our man's loss.

  • @phoenixx8963
    @phoenixx8963 6 лет назад +911

    That beat is lit oml

  • @pixelparadox6577
    @pixelparadox6577 6 лет назад +354

    The part where that one mom was like "my kids can't be allergic to anything all natural" is something that I've ran into in the past with people before and they always act embarrassed for thinking something so stupid after I make the comparison that I am allergic to something all natural that actually will kill me if I eat it: green beans.

    • @bppvids2392
      @bppvids2392 6 лет назад +11

      Pixel Paradox rip u miss out on one of better veggie in my opinion

    • @kieran1988
      @kieran1988 6 лет назад +7

      i'm allergic to bananas like severely so that big time disproves it lmaOOo

    • @butcherbill5722
      @butcherbill5722 6 лет назад +24

      A lady was like they can't be allergic to dotera products cuz they natural I'm like cyanide is natural too but you don't see me rubbing it on a cut

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 6 лет назад +11

      I’m allergic to my own pancreas, so ditto
      Okay, technically it’s type 1 beetus, but all autoimmune disorders are, are you being allergic to yourself. Funny how that always sounded like a silly joke as a kid, yet now the ramifications are potentially horrifying

    • @mantistoboggan1503
      @mantistoboggan1503 6 лет назад +4

      Man I wish I was allergic to green beans

  • @fellasnoneya8949
    @fellasnoneya8949 6 лет назад +198

    My mom smeared peppermint oil on my forehead the other day because I had a headache. I had a headache *and* a cold head afterwards. I ate some food though and it went away because apparently hunger induces headaches

    • @teddybear2256
      @teddybear2256 5 лет назад +17

      I'm allergic to peppermint and found out after my mum smeared peppermint oil onto my arms. Not exactly a fun way to find out lol

    • @freecrazymonkey
      @freecrazymonkey 5 лет назад +7

      Headaches are one of if not the least helpful symptom ever since sooo many things can cause them. Drinking water and grabbing something to eat usually solves it (unless there's a bigger underlying issue causing them, in which case see a doctor)

    • @hayleyblanch5895
      @hayleyblanch5895 5 лет назад +3

      had a snotty nose, mum gives me peppermint oil. couldnt even smell it,,, my fucking nose was blocked,,,

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 лет назад +4

      Low blood sugar and dehydration can cause headaches, same with tension and many underlying health issues. And last I checked, perfume oil doesn’t help, in fact it can make it worse! So yeah, that sucks! I’m sorry, dudes!

    • @hades6354
      @hades6354 2 года назад

      Peppermint can help with headaches, dont think the oil does tho

  • @KomradeDoge
    @KomradeDoge 5 лет назад +173

    11:01 This guys post reminds me of a product and it's creator that went on Dr. Phil called Jilly Juice. Woman claimed her product could do literally anything including regrow lost limbs.
    What it really appeared to be was salt water that gave you the shits but hey, tomato tom-a-to am I right? Lol

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 года назад +3

      Hell yeah I remember that!

    • @skye_czar2254
      @skye_czar2254 4 года назад +3

      That stuff was like 2 or 3 ties your daily recommended intake of salt too

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 года назад +2

      I remember when that shit started. I was in several anti-Jilly Juice groups that were trying to keep people from being killed by that salty cabbage abomination.

    • @whereIstood0705
      @whereIstood0705 4 года назад +8

      I believe people actually ended up in the hospital from this diet.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 года назад +9

      Gabsterish Mtz oh people didn’t just end up in the hospital, they died.

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 6 лет назад +434

    I'm actually worried for those kids.

    • @violetmatoi7404
      @violetmatoi7404 6 лет назад +36

      Subsaibot2526 Someone please call child protective services.

    • @astolfo9184
      @astolfo9184 6 лет назад +13

      What do ya mean? They used all natural products so it must be healthy.

    • @ShotzInTheLight
      @ShotzInTheLight 6 лет назад +14

      Fricking Heck yeah, because a child can still have all natural peanut butter if they have a peanut allergy. Morons like them shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. r/facepalm

    • @astolfo9184
      @astolfo9184 6 лет назад +7

      Chris, have a seat over there. I've learned from Facebook moms that all natural means healthy.

    • @ShotzInTheLight
      @ShotzInTheLight 6 лет назад +5

      lol yep. facebook moms ftw

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 6 лет назад +664

    10:00 Goddamn, this infuriates me. Poor children; will have to live with the consequences and probably become indocrinated aswell (unless the curtain falls at some point).
    Arsenic is completely natural, too!

    • @paulinepetit6168
      @paulinepetit6168 6 лет назад +9

      Darwin. You knooooooooooooooooooow.

    • @cheezball3327
      @cheezball3327 6 лет назад +68

      so are bees. How could bee stings ever negatively effect someone allergic to *fucking bees* ?

    • @Shnippie
      @Shnippie 6 лет назад +72

      Nuts are also natural. So is poison ivy! I have a nut allergy and the doctor said to avoid nuts, but I'm not gonna listen to him, and I'm gonna have a bath in almond milk because it's so good for your skin, then I'm going to towel myself off with poison ivy! I can't wait!

    • @longnight7856
      @longnight7856 6 лет назад +22

      As someone who is allergic to scents I feel for those kids. Scented things close my throat and I have epi pens for it. It’s rough

    • @milkworms7839
      @milkworms7839 6 лет назад +11

      Most diseases are pretty natural but you don’t see me go around licking toilets.

  • @crittermoded
    @crittermoded 5 лет назад +283

    Oh holy christ don't put doTERRA on food it's for _external use_

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 5 лет назад +44

      Even better, don’t use it at all....

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 5 лет назад +33

      I think it was a troll post, tbh.
      Then again, some of these people are *THAT* crazy

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 5 лет назад +50

      @@Rachel98246 bruh it was for SURE a troll post or some sort of parody no one uses the hashtag #violentdiarrhea unironicly

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 5 лет назад +27

      that's fine i'd just eat the food outside.

    • @noneofyerbisness8702
      @noneofyerbisness8702 4 года назад

      So, like, are you supposed to eat Kentucky Jelly?

  • @mariegp5021
    @mariegp5021 5 лет назад +73

    I have gone to a Mary Kay event before, and I had my face touched and made pretty by a woman named Carol. They were asking everyone to buy shit and after I got my full face make up on point, I just left.

  • @avian12311
    @avian12311 6 лет назад +227

    "All of these doctors are telling us the exact same thing, but we know better since we have the internet, echo chambers and hugboxes!"

  • @kid9448
    @kid9448 5 лет назад +671

    Before reading the description I think MLM meant Moms Losing Money
    but I think both suit it.

    • @Crownslayer013
      @Crownslayer013 5 лет назад +10

      You posted the same comment on two videos

    • @kid9448
      @kid9448 5 лет назад

      @@Crownslayer013 ?

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 лет назад +4

      it's time to log off lmao

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 5 лет назад +5

      I've seen videos where it was abbreviated as moms lose money

    • @ao4-stzf
      @ao4-stzf 5 лет назад +2

      lol i used to think it was moms love money

  • @archduke2277
    @archduke2277 6 лет назад +203

    MLM: just dudes lookin' for dudes.

    • @Garjemmy
      @Garjemmy 6 лет назад

      D. A. Hahahahaha

    • @yeemcgee8149
      @yeemcgee8149 6 лет назад +7

      MLM does stand for *M* en *L* oving *M* en

    • @shadycactus6146
      @shadycactus6146 6 лет назад +6

      when i saw the first vid in my recommended i actually thought it was posts from some kind of anti-gay subreddit lol

    • @claradusk
      @claradusk 6 лет назад

      SAME

  • @nathanl7018
    @nathanl7018 3 года назад +80

    Going back through these kind of makes me sad. Miss you Sorrow.

  • @notlawful
    @notlawful 5 лет назад +276

    "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying of course you don't"
    *save*
    *pulls out sword*

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 5 лет назад +11

      Get level 100 sneak & level 100 archery, stand on top of the Temple of Kynerath, and kill him. No one will know, and you never have to hear his stupid voice again.
      Works like a charm!👌🏻

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +15

      “I’ll have you know there’s no PUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEE-“

    • @rikosaikawa9024
      @rikosaikawa9024 5 лет назад

      hahahaha

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 5 лет назад +8

      I killed him on my main save.
      Totally worth the prison time.
      I looted his body (it was still there when I got out) and got some good stuff too
      His wife sent two dudes to follow me and try to kill me. they actually helped out when I was fighting my way through a cave and were very easy to dispatch when they inevitably tried to kill me.
      Totally worth it.

    • @watermelonhead8054
      @watermelonhead8054 5 лет назад +2

      @@disneydork100 you become thane really early in the main quest, i just use my get out of jail free card on killing nazeem

  • @venomsnakesupremacy
    @venomsnakesupremacy 6 лет назад +179

    No disappointment when Sorrow TV uploads

    • @yeehawjones1230
      @yeehawjones1230 6 лет назад +1

      meme queen of planet sheen He has no tricks, either!

  • @tom3077
    @tom3077 6 лет назад +65

    That Nazeem impression was golden.

  • @drnogueiras8783
    @drnogueiras8783 4 года назад +46

    “Google the company you’re working for”
    “THATS A REALLY TOXIC ATTITUDE TO HAVE”

  • @gracek3846
    @gracek3846 6 лет назад +182

    I actually know about the 9:50 one. It was my sisters online friend, her cousin shot her and the family couldn't afford a funeral.
    Like, the next week, a bunch of people were advertising life insurance. The girl was like, 15. Honestly, some people have no limits.

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 6 лет назад +25

      I hope your sisters doing ok.

    • @gracek3846
      @gracek3846 6 лет назад +29

      Hannah Lack It's been rough, but she's doing better now. Thank you for your well wishes.

    • @srcheddar
      @srcheddar 6 лет назад +14

      Man, that's absolutely disgusting. Hope your sister is okay, for some people not even the death of a loved one is sacred.

    • @arthemisha
      @arthemisha 6 лет назад +8

      holy fuck

    • @DakStoSha
      @DakStoSha 6 лет назад +10

      That’s fucking sick.

  • @junkmail1890
    @junkmail1890 6 лет назад +331

    Allllll naaaturalllll doesn’t mean nontoxic and your slowly killing your chillldren

    • @nandoskitty1723
      @nandoskitty1723 6 лет назад +6

      I saw this as he sang it 😂😂

    • @momolove47
      @momolove47 6 лет назад +9

      Peanuts are natural that doesn't mean someone with allergies isn't going to die of exposure 😂 Bears, nightshade, and bella donna are all alllll naturaaaaaall

    • @dearratboy6326
      @dearratboy6326 6 лет назад +13

      aaaAAALL naturAAAaaAAAaul... it'll kill a fucking HOUSecat so please dont
      put it on a housecat
      please

    • @nunyabisness7055
      @nunyabisness7055 6 лет назад +2

      You used the wrong YOURE so you are *invalid!*

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 6 лет назад +6

      Lead is natural, mercury also, crude oil is also natural (if you think that crude oil isn't that impressive just imagine drinking gasoline, diesel, benzene, jet fuel, paint thinner and more at the same time to get a rough idea on it)

  • @lightningmcqueen1240
    @lightningmcqueen1240 6 лет назад +723

    Got bracess recently and nuts hurt my teeth. I heard cyanide tastes like almonds but does anyone know if it is all natural? Just want to make sure it's safe

    • @GamesweiveR
      @GamesweiveR 6 лет назад +12

      hi Ok bye Yes.

    • @bee-zz6bf
      @bee-zz6bf 6 лет назад +91

      Cyanide is all natural, so it must be safe.

    • @liamsemicolon
      @liamsemicolon 6 лет назад +51

      There are very small amounts of cyanide on apple seeds, just fill two mugs with them and you're good to go!

    • @LinnyUwU
      @LinnyUwU 6 лет назад +2

      I literally just saw you on what I believe was a Nintendo video.

    • @Huedra.
      @Huedra. 6 лет назад +2

      Apanda?

  • @Syoubat
    @Syoubat Год назад +302

    I miss sorrowtv