r/woooosh Top Posts of All Time [4]

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @MinimiMax
    @MinimiMax 6 лет назад +1673

    There was such a huge missed opportunity there! When that one guy said "Can someone explain inch high knees?", the reply should have been the joke explained in Chinese.

    • @Real_Finessa
      @Real_Finessa 6 лет назад +33

      MinimiMax wooiooooow you are absolutely right

    • @carbonatedArsonist
      @carbonatedArsonist 6 лет назад +94

      “英寸高膝”聽起來像“中國人”。
      (google translated)

    • @schmoozingkaboodle5405
      @schmoozingkaboodle5405 6 лет назад +27

      How did I not see that....Doh
      (I am wearing a r/wooosh proof vest)

    • @carbonatedArsonist
      @carbonatedArsonist 6 лет назад +17

      *whooshes at your knees*

    • @schmoozingkaboodle5405
      @schmoozingkaboodle5405 6 лет назад +9

      I will invent the r/wooosh proof body stocking & car for the mobile dumbass.

  • @Xolaeth
    @Xolaeth 6 лет назад +2029

    "What's next, John Smith invented chewing?"
    This triggers me so much. We all know that chewing was invented by John Chewing in 1645 when he tried to bite twice at the same time.

    • @lesfa3929
      @lesfa3929 5 лет назад +124

      Yea, john smith invented smithing when he tried to make a pointy metal using melted metal, water and a hammer.

    • @etaidade3983
      @etaidade3983 4 года назад +50

      I knew this was a joke, but my dumdass actually tried to bite twice, and now my mouth is redder.

    • @dorkle9085
      @dorkle9085 4 года назад +6

      @Lifeasitgoeson ok

    • @fatquickscope4150
      @fatquickscope4150 4 года назад +7

      @Lifeasitgoeson fucking boomers in the comments again

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 года назад +2

      @Lifeasitgoeson ok boomer

  • @discduderules
    @discduderules 6 лет назад +2821

    They named a 36 year old continent after a 7.5million year old song

    • @joaomoraes8644
      @joaomoraes8644 6 лет назад +182

      How is the song 7.5 million year old if the world is only 2k years old?

    • @overwatchclipscentral4610
      @overwatchclipscentral4610 6 лет назад +68

      @@joaomoraes8644 Illuminati confirmed

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 6 лет назад +18

      João Moraes No, the world is 4.5 billion years old.

    • @discduderules
      @discduderules 6 лет назад +38

      maria fe
      R/wooosh

    • @mariafe7050
      @mariafe7050 6 лет назад +33

      -Zane- Discduderules on PSN You actually fell for the bait?

  • @chimera441
    @chimera441 5 лет назад +415

    Thomas running invented running by trying to jog twice at the same time. The one who walked twice at the same time was Markus Jogger, in 1833, in which he invented the concept of jogging.

    • @cherrydrip
      @cherrydrip 5 лет назад +17

      Nah man Markus jogger tried to run half as much

    • @winterwilde6153
      @winterwilde6153 5 лет назад +17

      Walking was invented by Timothy Step, who tried to step twice at the same time.

    • @BotanRiceKandy
      @BotanRiceKandy 5 лет назад +4

      I feel so informed!

    • @classyglassy2035
      @classyglassy2035 5 лет назад +9

      I think my favorite part of this is that it implies that running predated jogging.

    • @demonghost6361
      @demonghost6361 4 года назад +2

      TriforceofCourage 1203 I know this is completely satire, but I have to.....
      *r/woooosh*

  • @irregular1430
    @irregular1430 6 лет назад +4362

    Guys what if they’re so in on the joke, they’re able to make it look like they aren’t, and WE are the r/whoosh

  • @python1972
    @python1972 6 лет назад +1285

    Is that waluigi one implying Waluigi isn't attractive, cute or loyal?
    BLASPHEMY

    • @megara83
      @megara83 5 лет назад +20

      what a lie

    • @thejestersmassacre
      @thejestersmassacre 5 лет назад +50

      *cracks knuckles*
      *"it's wah time."*

    • @catlamp9894
      @catlamp9894 5 лет назад +48

      Of course he isn't!
      He ascends such adjectives, and has attained perfection

    • @LadyBloodyWrists
      @LadyBloodyWrists 5 лет назад +20

      WAAAHSPHEMY!!!

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 5 лет назад +6

      I would just pay the 3 dollars for a girl who just acts like Waluigi, that'd be a hoot.

  • @socialus5689
    @socialus5689 6 лет назад +596

    Eat some bread.
    Eat some rice.
    Thomas running.
    Tried to walk twice.

    • @gracekatz4979
      @gracekatz4979 6 лет назад +11

      Socialus my mother sang me to sleep with this rhyme.

    • @user-vf3cb7vk8z
      @user-vf3cb7vk8z 6 лет назад +6

      Could post this on r/boottoobig but you'd have to change it to roses are red, eat some rice, Thomas running tried to walk twice. You'd get like 4 likes which is something to be proud of.

    • @Clouditivity
      @Clouditivity 6 лет назад

      Очень добрый парень even one is exciting.

    • @user-vf3cb7vk8z
      @user-vf3cb7vk8z 6 лет назад +2

      Post stuff before you go to bed at night in a bunch of communities and you'll get some comments which will make you feel good about yourself in the morning.

    • @zaphodflys
      @zaphodflys 6 лет назад +1

      Can I have this on a t shirt thanks

  • @olivermarr5017
    @olivermarr5017 5 лет назад +762

    Ye eat some bread
    Ye eat some rice
    Thomas Running tried to walk twice

    • @gx_0213
      @gx_0213 5 лет назад +30

      John Sitting tried to squat twice

    • @gayfurry5287
      @gayfurry5287 5 лет назад +29

      Ray Dying tried to rest twice

    • @shining_zvezdy
      @shining_zvezdy 5 лет назад

      @@gx_0213 Yes we do

    • @jorbore1413
      @jorbore1413 4 года назад +10

      John Blinking tried to wink twice

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 6 лет назад +2026

    I feel like a lot of whooooshees also end up in r/iamverysmart

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 6 лет назад +159

      Matteus Silvestre They both have the central theme of people who aren't quite as clever as they think they are.

    • @KentuckyWallChicken
      @KentuckyWallChicken 6 лет назад +74

      I’d say there’s some who just legitimately miss the jokes that would never rub their intelligence in your face. I’ve definitely wooshed before in real life and on the Internet.

    • @johnnymacaroni9738
      @johnnymacaroni9738 6 лет назад +12

      one of first ones was a niceguy as well

    • @JasonYost
      @JasonYost 6 лет назад +4

      Or r/whiteknighting
      Basically stupid people will be stupid

    • @magicavocado6528
      @magicavocado6528 6 лет назад +1

      I wonder if it's prequel or a sequel

  • @aaaaagh-thegoat
    @aaaaagh-thegoat 5 лет назад +517

    My wife can be Waluigi for $5?
    I’m up for it

  • @alexgoman3556
    @alexgoman3556 6 лет назад +7888

    Waluigi is the most oppressed man in society

  • @lilaxeree3621
    @lilaxeree3621 5 лет назад +145

    Humans: *are slow*
    Some human: what if we go *faster*

  • @captainjack9341
    @captainjack9341 6 лет назад +1218

    Sitting was invented in 1734 by George Sitting when he tried to squat twice at the same time

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 6 лет назад +126

      s p o o k i f i e d
      Sitting is in our DNA, nobody invented it. What’s next, Thomas Running invented running?

    • @captainjack9341
      @captainjack9341 6 лет назад +82

      Obviously, Thomas running invented running. What's next, John breathing invented breathing?

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 6 лет назад +55

      s p o o k i f i e d
      Breathing is in our DNA, nobody invented it. What’s next, Albert Hearing invented hearing?

    • @BLUEBOYS41
      @BLUEBOYS41 6 лет назад +47

      IMEW
      Hearing is in our dna what's next liam exististing invented existing

    • @VFG204
      @VFG204 6 лет назад +40

      MARK KENYON
      Existing is the reason we are here today. What’s next, Chucky Vision invented vision when he tried to use his two ball-shaped-like contraptions on his face?

  • @Macconator2010
    @Macconator2010 6 лет назад +872

    "Throw this one back in the water boys we've got ourselves a city slicker" lmao

  • @awesomesofar5963
    @awesomesofar5963 6 лет назад +1926

    now im paranoid every comment is a joke i don't get and i'm can get wooshed from every direction.

    • @Ramseas119
      @Ramseas119 6 лет назад +80

      woooosh

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 6 лет назад +53

      wooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @water4204
      @water4204 6 лет назад +42

      Woooooooosh

    • @djayden4661
      @djayden4661 6 лет назад +45

      Is it me or did a joke fly over your head

    • @lulashlyn728
      @lulashlyn728 6 лет назад +61

      Isaiah Hykes *ITS TIME TO STOP*

  • @thorz.7335
    @thorz.7335 6 лет назад +2978

    Yeah I'm cool:
    C- my
    O-mom
    O-and
    L-dad
    -are
    -getting
    -a
    -divorce

    • @nicknickell4785
      @nicknickell4785 5 лет назад +22

      @Amunition amen to that

    • @shinymimikyu169
      @shinymimikyu169 5 лет назад +35

      @@andrewguthrie2415 change your user. It embarasses people.

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 лет назад +58

      B u T t H a T s N o T h O w Y o U S P e l c O 0 l

    • @ilikeboms6233
      @ilikeboms6233 5 лет назад +1

      Amunition thank you that’s wha5 I thought

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 5 лет назад +1

      @Amunition r/whooosh

  • @deadly_bread
    @deadly_bread 6 лет назад +454

    I’ve repeated the Thomas Running fact to almost everyone I’ve met

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 6 лет назад +70

      Repeat it twice at the same time to invent something amazing.

    • @phantomphool
      @phantomphool 6 лет назад +4

      THAT WAS YOU WHO FUCKING SAID THAT

    • @phantomphool
      @phantomphool 6 лет назад +4

      Alex Becotte FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 6 лет назад +2

      And the ryhme too from now on right?

    • @deadly_bread
      @deadly_bread 6 лет назад +3

      CountdownSmiles Oh of course

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1617

    Dude, I always knew you were a spiritual lyrical miracle individual, and that intro just cemented that fact.

    • @robeplayer370
      @robeplayer370 6 лет назад +6

      Justin Y. Wyd

    • @shockout2020
      @shockout2020 6 лет назад +16

      Justin Y. Fuck you

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 6 лет назад +45

      Justin Y. *generic OMG YOU'RE EEVERRYWHEEEERREEE comment*

    • @deeznuts7415
      @deeznuts7415 6 лет назад +7

      Justin Y. Stop

    • @KookiesNolly
      @KookiesNolly 6 лет назад +51

      I'm starting to believe​ that you don't have a life and spend literally every minute of your existence on youtube

  • @GoesByJ
    @GoesByJ 6 лет назад +1067

    Drowning was invented in 1683 by Aldrin Drowning when he tried to be a fish.

    • @yeppe9855
      @yeppe9855 6 лет назад +42

      No, thats not true!! Are you thick!?!?

    • @GoesByJ
      @GoesByJ 6 лет назад +16

      Yeppe idk if your kidding so you do t get a woooosh this time. Lucky lol

    • @1assassyn
      @1assassyn 6 лет назад +4

      So smart

    • @yeppe9855
      @yeppe9855 6 лет назад +35

      i watching a video about missing jokes. Of course i’m serious.

    • @benslater3588
      @benslater3588 6 лет назад +5

      +DJayden the video could help you with that

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 5 лет назад +685

    It's been a year, Sorrow, where is the full version of the Cottoneye Fireflies mashup?

    • @vitoscaletta9934
      @vitoscaletta9934 4 года назад

      Boomurai he just did

    • @Nicole-yk4vx
      @Nicole-yk4vx 4 года назад +4

      It's been two years now.. I'm losing hope

    • @qzoid3060
      @qzoid3060 4 года назад

      i would like, but 420 likes.

    • @clowneyess2306
      @clowneyess2306 4 года назад +2

      Almost 3 years now very sad I don’t think we’re getting our cotteneye joe remix

    • @janelle9492
      @janelle9492 3 года назад +1

      @@clowneyess2306 well he did say he was going to capitalize on the cotton eyed joeke market, maybe it's time for our full version

  • @aitusai
    @aitusai 6 лет назад +540

    " I know drowning is breathing in water"
    *Y O U D O N ' T S A Y*

    • @SonWafBeats
      @SonWafBeats 5 лет назад +1

      @@katelyncarson422 i Think you dont understand the joke of the pointless spaces

    • @stargirlsasch6096
      @stargirlsasch6096 5 лет назад

      I actually don’t understand the joke

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 5 лет назад

      a q u a m a n

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 5 лет назад

      @@stargirlsasch6096 u cant breathe in water unless u have a water breathing potion xd
      also r/whoooosh

    • @chezborgr1117
      @chezborgr1117 5 лет назад

      @@JoelNTerry ok

  • @crystalk5298
    @crystalk5298 6 лет назад +302

    Wooshing at 30 miles per hour is calming and soft.
    Being wooshed at 30 miles per hour is aggravating and painful

  • @imdoneplus
    @imdoneplus 6 лет назад +159

    That “Cotton Eye Joe”/“Firefly” thing actually made my soul break. It was vaguely the same feeling as falling down the stairs ass first but it was cold. Like if ASMR and a breaking a bone had a baby.

    • @margo-sophiehawkins978
      @margo-sophiehawkins978 4 года назад +12

      Brenden Barnett This comment is what Edgar Allen Poe would write if he were a modern teenager. P.S: are u okay

    • @imdoneplus
      @imdoneplus 4 года назад +1

      Margo-Sophie Hawkins I’ll take that as a complement. And it’s touch and go on the regular, but thanks for checking. 😉

  • @allistrata
    @allistrata 6 лет назад +149

    Actually, Greg Chew invented chewing in 1845 when he tried to drink a head of cauliflower and nearly choked to death.

    • @aretidiatireitai7859
      @aretidiatireitai7859 5 лет назад +7

      How dare you forget about dredd drink? THIS MAN DIED FOR YOUR RUGHT TO DRANK WETER

    • @luluazhal5565
      @luluazhal5565 5 лет назад +5

      what john smith did invent was smithing, when he tried to heat metal twice

  • @jgsh8062
    @jgsh8062 6 лет назад +178

    "But where do you get the oxygen?" the O'Haire Air Delivery Service

    • @Skypost4ever
      @Skypost4ever 6 лет назад +12

      That joke, I say we should let it die.

    • @thelastpizzaroll8190
      @thelastpizzaroll8190 6 лет назад +12

      Actually, O'Hare Air is fictional.It was made up in the Lorax. The fact that the US has dumb fucks out there like you is outrageous. This is why we need Democrats to take charge and change the education systems for good.

    • @rickharper4533
      @rickharper4533 6 лет назад +4

      Nightmare V u ain't gonna double woosh someone with that

    • @coreylineberry8557
      @coreylineberry8557 6 лет назад +2

      @@thelastpizzaroll8190 You sir...
      Just got wooshed.

    • @thelastpizzaroll8190
      @thelastpizzaroll8190 6 лет назад +5

      @@coreylineberry8557 @Rick Harper
      Either this guy is gonna triple woosh me, or he actually got double wooshed.
      I'm gonna assume it's the ladder.

  • @oom-3262
    @oom-3262 6 лет назад +792

    oh wait those guys did not get the joke!

  • @aguirreysaharreanoguezleon9559
    @aguirreysaharreanoguezleon9559 6 лет назад +61

    i love how at 3:12 the guy doesn't even acknowledge that he said country instead of continent

  • @madelinemachin4334
    @madelinemachin4334 2 года назад +17

    I miss you Sorrow. Your spontaneous singing always gave me life.

  • @ccze7963
    @ccze7963 6 лет назад +736

    Breathing was invented 1672 when Peter breath tried eat air

  • @APumpkinJess
    @APumpkinJess 6 лет назад +295

    Who said Waluigi isn’t the perfect girl?!

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 6 лет назад +11

      1/10... Would smash. 😥

    • @APumpkinJess
      @APumpkinJess 6 лет назад +13

      Joshua Zane he’d be screaming *WAH* in passion at you, just remember that now

    • @yeeyeeyeeyee1270
      @yeeyeeyeeyee1270 6 лет назад +9

      11/10 would smash

    • @silaskryger6204
      @silaskryger6204 6 лет назад +8

      π/10 Would smash

    • @thoet7270
      @thoet7270 6 лет назад +3

      ThatKidCalledJess
      Smash Brothers

  • @Simon-dx7fs
    @Simon-dx7fs 6 лет назад +274

    Actually, they had electricity in 1507, it was just not in colour

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 6 лет назад +11

      Oooh makes sense now

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 6 лет назад +16

      No they didn't, you fucking moron! They didn't even have internet back then!

    • @Simon-dx7fs
      @Simon-dx7fs 6 лет назад +46

      Closet Extrovert if they didn't have internet, how did they have Facebook then? Checkmate, round-earther

    • @klondike3112
      @klondike3112 6 лет назад +20

      If the earth is flat, why is the Bible’s cover flat?!

    • @prewartomatoes
      @prewartomatoes 6 лет назад +6

      makes sense

  • @murtymcfly
    @murtymcfly 4 года назад +68

    "you cannot beleive your eyes,"
    "THE NEXT TIME IT MOVES IT DIES."

    • @Schnuppa
      @Schnuppa 4 года назад +1

      this is either slimecicle joke or he used someone else’s joke and either way i love this comment

    • @murtymcfly
      @murtymcfly 4 года назад

      @@Schnuppa hence the quotes, I shan't steal a joke

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 2 года назад

      @@Schnuppa beautiful

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +715

    Waluigi is the sexiest beast out there

  • @coffeeaddict5014
    @coffeeaddict5014 6 лет назад +333

    IS NO ONE MENTIONING HIS BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 6 лет назад +18

      You learn to accept that everyone recognizes it and moves on. At least in my experience.

    • @callofthewild9175
      @callofthewild9175 6 лет назад +13

      Let someone demand he stop singing, again, then everyone will be talking about it. I'm new to the channel, so I give him love for his singing every chance I get. He really should record some of his covers and parodies. I think they're brilliant.

    • @kaysea04
      @kaysea04 6 лет назад +13

      skkfsdj 0:26 had me q u a k i ng

    • @TheGoowolf
      @TheGoowolf 6 лет назад

      That was a fantastic joke you told!

    • @coffeeaddict5014
      @coffeeaddict5014 6 лет назад

      Yergo no u

  • @Pasloe.
    @Pasloe. 6 лет назад +615

    Even if I got a thousand dollars to make a girl, I'd choose the Waluiginess

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 лет назад +23

      Nintender Well why would you choose anything else? Waluigi encompasses all.

    • @badatnamesrea5217
      @badatnamesrea5217 6 лет назад

      Red Sharp not me

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 лет назад +3

      fnaf Rea He surrounds us, penetrates us. He is the life force of all

    • @badatnamesrea5217
      @badatnamesrea5217 6 лет назад

      Red Sharp but i don't like purple

    • @leleled6467
      @leleled6467 6 лет назад +3

      fanf Rea SHUT UP AND LET'S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TOGETHER!

  • @Jason-wt2vx
    @Jason-wt2vx 6 лет назад +242

    maaaan we need the full song 0:15 isnt enough

    • @gabphin136
      @gabphin136 5 лет назад +2

      No we don't need a full song

    • @obese_microwave
      @obese_microwave 5 лет назад +43

      Gabphin 136 yes we do

    • @JaCaBrA144
      @JaCaBrA144 5 лет назад +8

      We do

    • @doctorwitch.5548
      @doctorwitch.5548 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/mOYZaiDZ7BM/видео.html
      The original is just as good, especially with all the crack involved

    • @ripcondones
      @ripcondones 5 лет назад

      Doctor Witch. Someone said it was about STDs so umm

  • @Hello--There
    @Hello--There 6 лет назад +1410

    Guys I just sold my baby for a happy meal

  • @kileharvey
    @kileharvey 6 лет назад +140

    Happy father's day, dad

  • @hyperionrobit3090
    @hyperionrobit3090 6 лет назад +68

    1:47
    When the joke goes so far over your head you get launched into space by a volcano

    • @ItsARandomDragon
      @ItsARandomDragon 6 лет назад +3

      Oh look! A random volcano under me!! Wait.... NOOOOO! DONT WHOOOSH, I DONT HAVE A SPACESUIT! when i have the spacesuit i can go to the ISS

    • @hoodyFPS
      @hoodyFPS 6 лет назад

      um how would a volcano launch you into space? Don’t you mean a rocket? (Can you explain the wish at like 9:50

    • @catmanh2o257
      @catmanh2o257 6 лет назад +2

      WizardBenGaming because JoJo, that’s why. Ya see you take the perfect being, fight it on a volcano, and through the power of deus ex machina, an eruption so huge happens that it sends you to space.

    • @hyperionrobit3090
      @hyperionrobit3090 6 лет назад +1

      *CUT THE BULLSHIT, ONE NAMED JOJO!*
      that is a real jojo quote

    • @rudecrok4734
      @rudecrok4734 6 лет назад

      *AYAYA...*

  • @papertiger4525
    @papertiger4525 6 лет назад +42

    “You eat some bread, you eat some rice
    Thomas Running tried to walk twice” honestly killed me

  • @d1sasteroid
    @d1sasteroid 6 лет назад +894

    yo so are we just gonna ignore Sorrow’s *smooth ass run* at 0:26 ? is that happening??

    • @amysaysbye
      @amysaysbye 6 лет назад +58

      came here to make sure someone had pointed it out
      thank u

    • @alukewarmbowlofcereal922
      @alukewarmbowlofcereal922 6 лет назад +80

      Oddly enough he has got a really nice voice

    • @chillaxer8273
      @chillaxer8273 6 лет назад +39

      sweetlyjen best singing ive ever heard dont talk to me

    • @raggedymuffinz
      @raggedymuffinz 6 лет назад +65

      He should legitimately do full covers. Pretty much every song he does at the start or end of a video I wish there was a full version of, because his voice is so good, I usually like them more than the originals.

    • @stellaburnett2984
      @stellaburnett2984 6 лет назад +50

      He's just super talented in the whole voice department. He can sing, do like 10 million different accents and voices, and just generally has a smooth talking voice.

  • @qualifiedginger2451
    @qualifiedginger2451 6 лет назад +91

    Toto : Africa
    Europe : The Final Countdown
    Asia : The Heat of the Moment
    The 80’s were when continents were most popluar

  • @binkyt11
    @binkyt11 6 лет назад +203

    *Woooooosh ooooonnn meeeeeee*
    *(Woosh on Me)*
    *Woooooosh meeeeeee ooooonnn*
    *(Woosh on Me)*
    *I WAAAAAAAAS WROOOOONG*
    *SO GOOD FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOU-*

  • @cell0162
    @cell0162 5 лет назад +293

    Yeah, I'm Awesome.
    A Hold
    W On
    S Whats
    O An
    M Acronym
    E Again

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +4

      E I dunno.

    • @luigiboy72
      @luigiboy72 5 лет назад +13

      I might get wooshed, but did you forgot the E after the W?
      Oh wait, I'm so dumb, there's supposed to be an X after the W...

    • @cell0162
      @cell0162 5 лет назад +6

      @@luigiboy72
      wow good use of the woooosh shield

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 лет назад +6

      @@luigiboy72 spoilers, I was the 2nd E... I decided to chill out, venture past the awesome, explore all possibilities, and find myself, beyond the awesome.
      You could say... I'm an Ə, now.

    • @cell0162
      @cell0162 5 лет назад +1

      @@jaysonklein6018 AAAYYYY

  • @OpexNexus
    @OpexNexus 6 лет назад +18

    The woooosh meta is evolving.
    People are purposefully joking about not getting the joke, wooooshing the people who correct them. Its only a matter of time before counter-wooooshing becomes so complex, we will no longer be able to comprehend it at all.

  • @DamyonsMusicHut
    @DamyonsMusicHut 6 лет назад +8

    >On first date
    "Oh wow, you look great. I'm glad you came dressed."
    'WAH'
    "Huh?"
    'YOU HEARD ME'
    'WALUIGI TIME'

  • @ProdbyIIInfinite
    @ProdbyIIInfinite 6 лет назад +18

    JESUS CHRIST your voice acting is on point.

  • @Shrekmaster-qc4ly
    @Shrekmaster-qc4ly 6 лет назад +77

    Thanos: “I have all the stones. I can say it now...”
    Black panther: “n- n- NO!”
    Thanos: “NIIIII-“
    black panther: *disintegrates to magenta*

  • @Centzzzz
    @Centzzzz 6 лет назад +854

    Waluigi x Fireflies

    • @kieyvsquared6817
      @kieyvsquared6817 6 лет назад +8

      CenTz You would not believe your eyes🎵
      If Waluigi dated 10 million fireflies.

    • @theodosiabartowprevost9442
      @theodosiabartowprevost9442 6 лет назад +2

      Lit up the Waluigi as I fell off a cliff

    • @lonelyburrito4664
      @lonelyburrito4664 6 лет назад

      You will not believe your eyes, Waluigi x fireflies

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 6 лет назад +3

      You would not believe your ass
      If Waluigi got in smash

    • @saxgarcon6867
      @saxgarcon6867 6 лет назад +2

      You Wah! Not believe your eyes,
      If Wah!-million fireflies,
      Lit up the Wah! as I fell asleep.
      As they’d fill up the open Wah!
      And leave Wah!-drops everywhere,
      You’d think me rude, but I would just Wah! and... stare.
      I’d like to make myself believe,
      That Planet Wah! turns slowly
      It’s hard to stay awake when I’d Wah!-ther be asleep,
      Cause everything is ever as it Wah!-s...
      As Waluigi falls asleep.

  • @iansarmiento23
    @iansarmiento23 6 лет назад +216

    "How do you get oxygen?"
    Water: H2O
    There it is...

    • @novadeathstar9961
      @novadeathstar9961 6 лет назад +10

      literally been sitting here for so long trying to figure that one out

    • @tsundilemma9952
      @tsundilemma9952 6 лет назад +1

      I'm still wooshed help haha XD

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 6 лет назад

      Missed me with that wooosh

    • @iansarmiento23
      @iansarmiento23 6 лет назад +1

      H2O is 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part *oxygen*

    • @BLUEBOYS41
      @BLUEBOYS41 6 лет назад

      No way thats the joke im a dumbasd

  • @123-k5o7f
    @123-k5o7f 6 лет назад +588

    Do people not understand acronyms
    A Words
    C Vertically
    R that
    O correlate
    N with
    Y what
    M they

  • @iamafanofmanythings3973
    @iamafanofmanythings3973 5 лет назад +28

    1:39 I watched this video before I watched jojo and now I'm watching it again like months later and I'm like "heyyyyyyyyyyyy that's a jojo thing"
    It's weird how it was in LITERALLY EVERYTHING i looked at and i didn't even know what it was

  • @Thinzy
    @Thinzy 6 лет назад +241

    Hit me with them vocal chords~

  • @funnyperson4027
    @funnyperson4027 6 лет назад +245

    I’m spending $5 to get me a girl like waluigi, no regrets

    • @billyash5112
      @billyash5112 6 лет назад

      me too

    • @puppypawpwrint
      @puppypawpwrint 6 лет назад

      Davis Flesher waluigi Big girl

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 6 лет назад

      Here I am.

    • @water4204
      @water4204 6 лет назад +1

      @Sharkboy1006 did you just cuss on my *CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*

    • @scottd426
      @scottd426 6 лет назад

      wow lurn some math heck isn't even a sware wurd idoit

  • @paulcolson7067
    @paulcolson7067 6 лет назад +38

    I love when people get whoooshed on r/jokes, you are literally on the subreddit DEDICATED to jokes.

  • @MC-fz3od
    @MC-fz3od 5 лет назад +42

    1:38 Okay, but why does Joseph Joestar sound like Solid Snake?

    • @MC-fz3od
      @MC-fz3od 5 лет назад +17

      Hnnngh, Stroheim, I'm trying to fight these Pillar Men but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my hamon-infused cheeks helped Kars achieve his perfect form

    • @denyeazadini
      @denyeazadini 4 года назад +5

      The sad but apparent truth is that sorrow doesn't, or at least didn't, have any what a jojo is

    • @atlasbutnotthetitan393
      @atlasbutnotthetitan393 3 года назад

      @@MC-fz3od this is the best thing I've ever read lmao

  • @stinkynorsk5883
    @stinkynorsk5883 6 лет назад +69

    *breaks down door* I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

    • @So-xy1vs
      @So-xy1vs 6 лет назад +6

      All the way from London? *DAAAAMN*

    • @mmerfyy
      @mmerfyy 6 лет назад +4

      Never gonna be president now

    • @alienboy4099
      @alienboy4099 6 лет назад +4

      I'm not here for you

    • @ticklepickles
      @ticklepickles 6 лет назад +3

      Maria Ivanov Yes

    • @santiagosenaguerra4059
      @santiagosenaguerra4059 6 лет назад +3

      Angelica, thank God, someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do.

  • @emo7966
    @emo7966 6 лет назад +61

    Nah John Chewing invented chewing when half of his family almost died while eating bread without water.

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 6 лет назад +220

    They forgot about Shrek 1.5 where lord farquads ghost kidnaps Fiona. This isn’t a joke. It’s a real thing. Came with those old red and blue 3D glasses.

  • @BucketOfMarbles
    @BucketOfMarbles 5 лет назад +4

    I love the r/whoooosh comps because of how often the initial jokes are actually chuckle worthy

  • @premonition5508
    @premonition5508 6 лет назад +552

    Yes i murder
    M - Return
    U - My
    R - Library
    D - Books
    E -on time
    R -

    • @RandyRandomson
      @RandyRandomson 6 лет назад +13

      10,000 subs. 1 Video you forgot the R tho

    • @premonition5508
      @premonition5508 6 лет назад +40

      Ur tryna woosh me replying to a joke which people get wooshed on all the time in a wooosh video

    • @otffolks6726
      @otffolks6726 6 лет назад +1

      10,000 subs. 1 Video You guys have great acronym

    • @Simon-ps3oj
      @Simon-ps3oj 6 лет назад +8

      That's not how acronyms work
      *Read more*

    • @Eymologymentality
      @Eymologymentality 6 лет назад +6

      Yes, I smoke Weed.
      W- Turn
      E- Away
      E- All of
      D- the drugsezz.

  • @johnf.kennedy7683
    @johnf.kennedy7683 6 лет назад +196

    When are you releasing your album though, Sir?

    • @matthewlong7530
      @matthewlong7530 6 лет назад +4

      Wellllllllllllllll I'm pretty sure SorrowTV doesn't have an album.

    • @ejsjbfbwsbeub6691
      @ejsjbfbwsbeub6691 6 лет назад +11

      Matthew Long r/whoosh

    • @chevychelios4672
      @chevychelios4672 6 лет назад +2

      lmao, SorrowTV should feature this on the next r/woooosh video!

    • @corebroth8793
      @corebroth8793 6 лет назад +3

      But...but wait
      You’re mfing John f Kennedy wat
      Why tho

    • @plague3036
      @plague3036 6 лет назад +6

      even if Matthew was being sarcastic, there's still a whoosh in this comment section, and so I'm happy

  • @Typi
    @Typi 6 лет назад +74

    I tried breathing under water for the rest of my life like that one guy said, but I died. What did I do wrong?

    • @avro205
      @avro205 6 лет назад +1

      Breathing doesn't have to be oxygen. You can breathe nitrogen too. Just about anything.

    • @hyuka9544
      @hyuka9544 6 лет назад

      The chemical formula of water is H2O basically means that water contains 2 atoms of Hydrogen and 1 atom of Oxygen. Therefore in theory if there is oxygen there is the possibility of breathing underwater meaning we have the choice to live underwater for the rest of our life.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 6 лет назад

      Uh, if you died, how are you writing this?

    • @splicerbabe
      @splicerbabe 6 лет назад +6

      You held it for the rest of your life so you did fine

    • @maisn6848
      @maisn6848 6 лет назад +2

      Maiyu I hope you realize that what you're doing isn't fooling ANYONE! You're only trying to make everyone scared that you hurt yourself, but I guess THAT backfired, huh? Nothing like a bit of private investigator experience (requires attending LAW SCHOOL, not like you would know what that is anyway) to call someone's bluff. Nothing personnel kid. By the way, I have an I.Q. of 147, so don't even TRY to argue with me about who's right or wrong, considering I've NEVER lost an argument. See ya later, inferior scum.

  • @12woodsteps
    @12woodsteps 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:53 I like how this implies that not only can you only afford Waluigi to be your girlfriend, but he won't be loyal. Waluigi is a compulsive cheater

  • @123-k5o7f
    @123-k5o7f 6 лет назад +154

    If I reply to any of these comments I feel like I'm being wooshed

  • @adon7843
    @adon7843 6 лет назад +181

    4:49 *as someone Chinese, I almost died*

    • @grevohsdraws1925
      @grevohsdraws1925 6 лет назад +2

      Adonyan Slimez What does it say? PLEASE TELL ME!?!

    • @adon7843
      @adon7843 6 лет назад +53

      你的髌骨尺寸为2.54厘米 just means your patella measures 2.54 centimeters, I just died of the pronunciation

    • @Mr.Mosquito89
      @Mr.Mosquito89 6 лет назад +24

      @@adon7843 Frankly I'm impressed he even sounded as good as he did, Chinese is a scary language to US speakers.

    • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
      @PixelBytesPixelArtist 6 лет назад +9

      @@Mr.Mosquito89 The tones were ungodly incorrect. The constiants and vowels are mostly correct though

    • @primitivecereal
      @primitivecereal 5 лет назад

      Mr Mosquito
      I’ve been taking Chinese for a while and I’m still garbage.

  • @GlennOrSomething
    @GlennOrSomething 6 лет назад +87

    Your singing voice is superb 👌🏾
    “Never stop don’t believing” - Gandhi

  • @rasheyn
    @rasheyn 6 лет назад +43

    8:01 The sequel for Detroit: Become Human trailer

  • @egglord7736
    @egglord7736 6 лет назад +52

    7:49 When I hear that high pitched "iiiiiii" My face lights up

    • @egglord7736
      @egglord7736 6 лет назад +14

      IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm pretty sure a face can't light up, where is your light source ??

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 6 лет назад +1

      DontDreadOnDrew Forget to switch accounts?

    • @egglord7736
      @egglord7736 6 лет назад +6

      No that was kind of the point

    • @homelessparty8994
      @homelessparty8994 6 лет назад +4

      wooosh

    • @egglord7736
      @egglord7736 6 лет назад +6

      Panther Pryde I WOOOOSHED SOMEONE ON THE FUCKING WOOSH VIDEO

  • @winterlarsime9938
    @winterlarsime9938 6 лет назад +19

    Are they saying that Waluigi isn't attractive by that scale? Smh the perfect girl is $305, acts like Waluigi, looks like Waluigi, and is attractive because of it.

  • @iamhamburgerz3005
    @iamhamburgerz3005 6 лет назад +147

    Like the video for Sorrow to make a cover of Africa by Toto.

    • @noobnibbler88
      @noobnibbler88 6 лет назад +8

      I_Am_Hamburgerz Oh boy I have good news for you

    • @puredenizen
      @puredenizen 6 лет назад +4

      I_Am_Hamburgerz Uhh the song is by Weezer not Toto...

    • @gabrieljunod6617
      @gabrieljunod6617 6 лет назад +3

      Vapourcup uhhhhh.... actually, Toto made the song in 1982. Weezer covered it because of the persistent twitter profile, which was made just to get Weezer to cover Africa.

    • @iamhamburgerz3005
      @iamhamburgerz3005 6 лет назад +1

      r/woooosh

    • @gabrieljunod6617
      @gabrieljunod6617 6 лет назад +3

      I_Am_Hamburgerz r/woooosh.

  • @linnmagnusson5901
    @linnmagnusson5901 5 лет назад +12

    Been following you for a year, still amazed by your singing voice!

    • @linnmagnusson5901
      @linnmagnusson5901 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnpetty9459 I can't tell if you're serious or not😂

    • @TherealHK-47
      @TherealHK-47 5 лет назад

      I like you. You seem like a nice person

  • @CherrygroveCity
    @CherrygroveCity 6 лет назад +376

    It's funny how Sorrow uploaded on Fathers Day and we'll Sorrow is father if you know what I mean

  • @tianacaviera3014
    @tianacaviera3014 6 лет назад +17

    Eat some bread. Eat some rice. Thomas Running tried to walk twice.

  • @ryancontreras771
    @ryancontreras771 6 лет назад +72

    1:38 Feels good that I'm in this video and the top post on r/woooosh

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 5 лет назад +18

    I always thought 3:06 would've been funnier if it was a picture of South America.

  • @sinom
    @sinom 6 лет назад +161

    5:07 I kinda expected that but there are people who need to get that answered cause they actually don't get it.

    • @SamuelBoshier
      @SamuelBoshier 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah, but that was on r/shittyaskreddit.

    • @KenzieJordyn
      @KenzieJordyn 6 лет назад +1

      Sinom wait can I say it?... woooosh

    • @galaxygoop
      @galaxygoop 6 лет назад

      Wooosh

    • @lucylu6320
      @lucylu6320 6 лет назад +1

      W h o o o s h

    • @sinom
      @sinom 6 лет назад

      Samuel Boshier I know. that's why I expected it to be a joke like I wrote in my comment...

  • @SgtByrd93
    @SgtByrd93 6 лет назад +24

    Honestly, Sorrow is one of the best RUclipsrs out here at the moment, a lot of people do reddit videos but none like him

    • @thefluffyoctopus5543
      @thefluffyoctopus5543 6 лет назад +4

      I know, his voice is so unique.
      His humour is very unique too, he adds extra bits that acually onto the post and his singing is the best. 👌

  • @asteriavale
    @asteriavale 6 лет назад +9

    you eat some bread,
    you eat some rice.
    *Thomas Running tried to walk twice*

  • @krayuneter
    @krayuneter 5 лет назад +34

    8:45
    sold my baby for a happy meal
    That’s amazing

  • @cornyboi932
    @cornyboi932 6 лет назад +634

    Your next phrase is " is that a jojo reference"

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 6 лет назад +57

      Chinês Gamer Is that a JoJo reference?
      ...?!

    • @badatnamesrea5217
      @badatnamesrea5217 6 лет назад +4

      Chinês Gamer a what

    • @D3rpster
      @D3rpster 6 лет назад +4

      Okay. Wow. Nice. Im done. Im going to bed. This was great. I need sleep. Its 1:30 in the morning. Good job you 2. Please help me i have a problem.

    • @raccoon1369
      @raccoon1369 6 лет назад +1

      TheDerpster 123 u ok

    • @DavionLane
      @DavionLane 6 лет назад +8

      His name was goodgrief to

  • @HEWHOTAWNS
    @HEWHOTAWNS 6 лет назад +234

    The lack of people that didn’t understand the jojoke is concerning ;-;

  • @limpnoodle7282
    @limpnoodle7282 6 лет назад +5

    my favourite childhood rhyme is "you eat some bread, you eat some rice, Thomas Running tried to walk twice"

  • @funnytine
    @funnytine 6 лет назад +44

    1:37 I never noticed that was a JoJo reference
    Big brain boi over here

  • @pajamapantsjack
    @pajamapantsjack 6 лет назад +222

    1:40 is that...
    No it can’t be

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад +15

      Pajamapants Jack Joseph noestar

    • @ryancontreras771
      @ryancontreras771 6 лет назад +24

      Its my reference to Johnathan Joestar's Peculiar Voyage!

    • @ld1844
      @ld1844 6 лет назад +2

      Pajamapants Jack it is a ...

    • @DannyPJezz
      @DannyPJezz 6 лет назад +4

      Obi-wan Kenobi In 2018 we have indeed seen a yare yare dazenture

    • @gleeblerealness
      @gleeblerealness 6 лет назад

      TheRedNinja
      hey weird question but because of your profile pic... who do you ship in mha

  • @chippydippy1530
    @chippydippy1530 6 лет назад +42

    1:38 Next you're gonna say, "Wait, why is there a JoJo reference in a Sorrow TV video?"

  • @risris.18
    @risris.18 6 лет назад +14

    1:45 not only doesn't understand the joke, but also doesn't understand the jojo reference

    • @badatnamesrea5217
      @badatnamesrea5217 6 лет назад

      Larissa A what

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 6 лет назад

      fnaf Rea there’s an anime called jojo’s bizarre adventure. But I don’t get the joke either, but I’ve only seen like 4 episodes.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 6 лет назад

      C. Matt Scott The joke is Joseph Joestar can predict what youre saying next, instead of saying what the Guy is thinking he just answered his question before he gets to ask him.

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 6 лет назад

      fnaf Rea what

    • @jakecummings1318
      @jakecummings1318 6 лет назад

      Seriously

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 6 лет назад +8

    1:37
    You eat some bread!🎶
    You eat some rice!🎶
    Thomas Running tried to walk twice!🎶
    Thomas Running...
    uhhhhhhhhhh
    raaaaaaaaaan to tooooooooown🎶

  • @alexander-zg3jq
    @alexander-zg3jq 6 лет назад +66

    1:52 RIP Best Jeanist

  • @normalguy8550
    @normalguy8550 5 лет назад +10

    1:51 I was waiting for The Rock to say "Nani"
    I'm disappointed

  • @pemegangkoencisyurga
    @pemegangkoencisyurga 5 лет назад +17

    That 'inch high knees' part made me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danifangurl2
    @danifangurl2 5 лет назад +5

    Yo! Your mix of Cotten Eyed Joe with the tune of fireflys was actually lit 😂

  • @Baylike
    @Baylike 6 лет назад +143

    do another niceguys hahah!!!

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 лет назад

      Baylike Oh shit wat up dude

    • @flatline___761
      @flatline___761 6 лет назад

      I agree, cant wait for another nice guys!!

    • @ridiculousharbinger4927
      @ridiculousharbinger4927 6 лет назад

      You do know what nice guys means right? They are not nice guys. Now hit me with that whoosh bby

    • @redsharp2
      @redsharp2 6 лет назад +1

      FBI Man meme W O O O O O O O O O S H

    • @flatline___761
      @flatline___761 6 лет назад

      BANG bluffing the entire time
      get shrecked!!!!!!!!
      xd been subbed for a decent while now btw.

  • @tylerh.4422
    @tylerh.4422 6 лет назад +39

    I’m telling the Thomas walked twice story to my children.

  • @Eeter26
    @Eeter26 6 лет назад +108

    1:38 oh my god they put joseph joestar in the thing

    • @raelforke4510
      @raelforke4510 6 лет назад +20

      Holy shit is that a Jojo’s reference

    • @captainmalice
      @captainmalice 6 лет назад +4

      Nobody cares

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 лет назад +8

      I hate kids with anime profile pics WRYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @gavinthacher1111
      @gavinthacher1111 6 лет назад +1

      Your next line is

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад +1

      I hate kids with anime profile pics fuck off then

  • @laravincent5659
    @laravincent5659 5 лет назад +8

    Ok but we need to talk about how well 'Cotton Eye Joe' fits with the tune of 'Fireflies'

  • @yo_ItsDayDay
    @yo_ItsDayDay 6 лет назад +43

    Dunno bout yall but waluigi is a prize in my eyes

    • @buzzballs888
      @buzzballs888 6 лет назад +3

      Aunt Jemima a blessing

    • @D3rpster
      @D3rpster 6 лет назад +2

      Wah must he be this perfect

  • @jak9926
    @jak9926 6 лет назад +34

    Damn you can sing really well actually

  • @bayumanik1321
    @bayumanik1321 6 лет назад +5

    People not getting the joke is one thing, but them posting it on another subreddit seems to add a whole new element of funniness.

  • @cassiebrenneman9673
    @cassiebrenneman9673 5 лет назад +12

    YOU GAVE US AN R/BOOTTOBIG
    Eat some bread, eat some rice
    Thomas Running tried to walk twice