@Mr Banana no more like Nice guy: Lemme smash ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Person: no?.... Nice guy: *iamliterallytheguythatyouwant whowantsmashwhydontyoulikemeyou(badword)youaresucha(badword)go(badword)ihopeyourboyfriendcheatsonyouyoulittle(badword)(badword)* *I M M A N I C E G U Y* Person: wh-
banana 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I said I need to get ready to go out, I go get ready, he has a meltdown🤣🤣🤣Then says sorry it wasn’t about you was just having a bad day. Um no
I honestly don't take people who use the words "real man" and "real woman" too seriously. Do they like come with their own certified pedigree papers or what? Do they come with that "REAL" seal you see on dairy products? It doesn't matter too much anyways, because in their mind, "real" "= them/people just like them, and that = raging asshole/bitch.
Edward Severinsen 3 weeks ago I exhaled slightly faster than normal through my nose when he said that. xD Mood. Yes, I copied his post, because the reply system doesn't encourage conversation back and forth like reddit does :( for some bliming reason, btw, reddit has a great search talking system and sorting system... Try it. Please. (there is so much more than what these youtubers cover) NotPaidAdvertismentISwareOnMeMother
@@NymbusCumulo928 I'm a woman so have no use for them. You'd be shocked how far common sense can get you. I do already know what a Fleshlight is though. But def not the maintenance part, lol
[KML] Dunker Lord ya know the more i watch these vids the more it makes me question how these people are so fucking terrible like seriously wtf happened to these people
@@wallr54 they could have gone through such things in the past and are transferring all of that pain on the girl they're harassing, or they're just very insecure. I don't even have the heart or energy to be mad at them. I just pity them.
Réka Manton np, we recently learned that in English, I had been referencing it for a while and as soon as it came on in the version we watched we all bust out laughing lmao
I mean it's not the eyelashes that make him not a man, it's the fact he was doing some weird roleplaying when the person he spoke to was obviously uncomfortable. Swish yo extendo lashes as much as ya want, mortals, just don't make one another uncomfortable with it
I'm glad I got out of the Nice Guy phase early on in life. I came to realize that if you like a girl you just come out and say it, no beating around the bush. If they're not interested, so what. You move on, it's usually not personal so there is no reason to take it that way. And if you're seeing that person regularly like in work/education it doesn't have to be awkward you can just go right back to being friends/acquaintances. The Nice guy mentality is thinking that if you are just kind to someone they will leap at the chance to jump on your dick and pay you back for it. That's a complete misunderstanding of how relationships work, it's not about scoring enough points until you unlock nudes.
Im glad you matured past that phase. I too fell victim to that toxic way of thinking. I lost out on so many oppurtunities because of how much of a selfish and immature weirdo I was. At least I changed my way thinking at 20. Some of these guys are in their upper 20s and mid 30s
I was a liittle of a nice guy while a teenager, but I never was this toxic or even got mad at woman rejecting me (I just got very sad everytime because i would fall in love so easily, and did feel a bit bitter of society sometimes) and I also changed and it made a huuuge difference in my quality of life. To think that this change was such a big deal for me wich honestly, was just a teenager... imagine the hole these guys are in... it must suck to be them because the girls might be creeped out but in the end, it's their lives that sucks =(. I hope every single one of them take their time and realize that yes, there's a problem with them but it's not that they are too nice.
Guy is unable to get into a relationship. NICE GUY LOGIC: It's not that there's something wrong with my attitude, demeanor, or personality... It's every single woman ever who needs to change.
I can´t believe. Assholes like that get tons of tenant offers while nice landlords like me with a good record can't find a decent person to rent a property to despite asking for reasonable rent and being flexible with credit scores!!!
Not gonna lie, I immediately heard John Lennon singing "I am the eggmen, they are the eggman" in my head and I'm trying so hard to not laugh because it's 4am
Retarded Rat can I ask why? I see many posts that say it's disrespectful to use "female" to describe women, English isn't my first language and I use female (I'm female lol), what is the issue with it?
@@meowllorie why? Does male dehumanise men? Or is these only in certain uses? English is strange language lol. And don't even get me started on how laughter and daughter are pronounced 😂
Using a racial slur on someone who isn't of the race is just as racist as using it on someone of that race because it means you think it's an insult to be a person of that race.
@@420roachdoggjr If you try to insult someone by calling them "Gay" that means you think its a bad thing to be gay, because why else would you use that as insult? Same applies to racial slurs.
mirkalal Not really a pro since any normal sane person would know by common sense that those were not the way to hit on girls. I guess the only pro is that they make us laugh and thats it
@@nobody5333 no…having a low bar is not good lmao. You just sound like you’re coping. Everyone should be decent human beings, & shouldnt “settle” for bare minimum. It’s not hard to be a good partner lmao
@@Just1nY. Sorry, I probably should have worded it better. Looking back it does look like I'm coping so to clarify: Nice guys help people appreciate their current partners more, and these videos help people in toxic relatioships find red flags.
6:23 Actually OP was right about just valuing the friendship and not expecting anything. It's how my boyfriend and I got together, been friends for years but didn't start dating until it was a good time for both of us and I realized I didn't want anyone else.
They're just so unbelievably up their own asses believing they're entitled to instant sex from any remotely attractive women. They really do think that they can wave their dicks around and get immediate gratification. There's also the whole issue that anonymity and the internet gives a lot of these idiots the illusion of invulnerability. They think they can treat women the way they've always wanted to but are too afraid to in real life, because there won't be any repercussions. They can harass anyone, anywhere, and who cares because you can't catch them or anything. They apparently don't realize that running an IP trace on most websites is so disgustingly easy that there are literally pre-made applications to do it for you and have been since 2005.
@@whimsicalclouds I get told so often that I only play games to attract men. Like yeah I've been playing video games since I was a 7 year old child in an elaborate two decade plan to find a boyfriend 🙄
Sometimes it gets us to talk to you and try to explain gently because women are conditioned to be cottle the feelings of men and "nice guys" will interpret that soft no as a yes because they think all attention is romantic/sexual because thats the only reason they give attention.
Aborption Abortion via absorption When you decide you don't want a baby so you turn your womb into a trash compactor and reassimilate the crushed fetus tissue back into your own body.
OneWingedHoneybee One dude also started off with "hey cutie, you got some damn fine titties" and then tried to explain he wasnt like every other dude who only wanted nudes.
Dani Moorehead Only in america your race's history defines you. Well, you can call me Black Plague's bitch or a roman supremacist and I'd call you mental xD
6:23 how my stepdad ended up with my mom. He liked her for a decade, and had been respectful and totally okay with friendship, and now they've been happily together for 5 years.
I don’t understand the whole “friend zone” thing. It confuses me that some guys are seriously stupid enough to think that the friend zone is a thing. The friend zone doesn’t exist. Do guys have a friend zone they put women in? No. No they don’t. Women don’t have a friend zone they put guys in. You’re either interested in a relationship or you’re not. Wether you’re male or female or whatever you identify as. Having a platonic friendship with a woman or anyone else is not a big deal. Sure it might be a bit awkward at first if you’re interested in the person or if they know you are, but people can usually work around that and eventually get over it. At least normal people can, anyways.
Dustin Hickey well, that kinda is what the friend zone is: a rather shitty name for a (slightly one sided) platonic relationship. To “friendzone” someone is to basically say (internally) “yeah, we’re friends” and for the other to say (also internally) “ah lovely........shit i liked you..”. It’s a really stupid concept but it does exist. Its not an actual “zone”.
Getting fuckzoned is so much worse than getting friendzoned. At least when you're friendzoned, that person genuinely wants you to be their friend because they enjoy your presence and want to keep you around. Being fuckzoned feels horrible because you're only talking to me because you think there MIGHT be a chance of us fucking and don't actually enjoy being around me otherwise. 🤷♀️
eehhhhh i think they're real. Ive met guys that are that pathetic, its just like a defense mechanism to keep them from realizing that maybe just MAYBE they shouldn't be petty towards all women because of some misconstrued belief that women only like the nice guys and maybe it's up to them to change into something that actually has something to offer women
@Jack Johnson I think the friendzone is created by those (men or women) who hope for more, even AFTER they've been told it isn't going to happen. Hence, why I think it is disrespectful to the man or woman who clearly said they aren't interested in a relationship but still love hanging out with that person. While it is painful to be rejected; If someone is suddenly uninteresting after you've been told "No", you weren't there because you genuinely enjoy their company. You're sticking around to fulfill your own happiness. Like I've seen in many other videos like these: The so-called "Friend Zone" wouldn't be seen as a terrible thing, if you truly enjoy that person's company.
@Jack Johnson What's worse; that person obsesses and hangs around that person 24/7 in hopes that they'll "see the light" while trying to repel potential suitors, blaming the victim (Yes, victim) for their misery/suffering when they can just accept the truth/reality and move on.
@@jappe15 One hundred percent it does sound exactly like Connie! And he starts to sound a bit like the male hormone monster (Morrie? Maury?) right before that when he says, "that's soooooo me!" All I can picture is the two of them having a convo like this.
This idea of "girls hate video games" baffles me. When I started dating my current girlfriend (we're going on 3 years, pretty excited), I told her that I play games A LOT. Like, A LOT. She's fine with it and loves hearing me ramble. She has even told me that she is happy to see me get so excited when I talk about it. If she comes over for a movie or dinner and I'm still playing as she gets there (I try to not be so I can give her attention but sometimes things run longer then I thought), she plops down next to me and will watch and ask questions like "What's that?" and "Who are you playing with?" She knows most of my friends and is happy to see me talking to them.
I would but as it stands, I live in the middle of no-where but she lives on the outskirts of nowhere lol. Her internet is worse then mine and mine is 8mbps
i don’t play them but i love watching other people play video games, even if you’re on the phone to them while they’re playing, listening to the things yall say while playing games is fun
CADEN, I'm at least 23 and I play games since I was 4 or 5. My aunt did it until she was about 70- 72, she stopped because her heart couldn't handle the rage anymore. I hope this answers your question. And come on, even super extreme girly girls play the sims
Well we’re very rarely welcomed in the gaming community.. youtuber Albinwonderland made a vid called “fake geek girls” where she elaborates on what it’s Like for many girls and women who claim to Like comics/games and how they’re Met by many males in the community, if you’re interested in the subject :)
10:06 "nudes off of you" is such a creepy, depersonalized way to put it. I would say his language is revealing, but his true nature couldn't have been any more revealed by that point.
Dissected the gummy rat? Is there something disturbing or weird about the original video that makes it so weird to hear him do a really good impression? Or is it just the concept of dissecting a gummy rat
Wahbucket cool. I was just a little confused bc so many people said something about it in the comments and I didn’t get why it was worth mentioning. Thanks for confirming
Honestly, I wish I could stand by you on that. But i actually have a friend who’s literally as creepy as this and then wonders why he’s always single. I’d ditch him but then I’d feel bad for all the girls who have to read all the stupid texts he runs through me first. And it’s even more baffling that even when I say “don’t do that EVER because...”, he still doesn’t process the flaw in his ways
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“I like to use non-offensive words to offend people.”
*Says the N-Word to offend someone*
@LilyDraws tf
@MC_CRYPTICGAMES idk
they deleted their comment
By the way, egg isn't really an insult
Update: i now know what it's referencing
@@completelydrainu what did they say
@@bigdaddyscrumbobulous7759 idk
conspiracy theory: sorrow tv is an upcoming singer and his whole channel is just an elaborate ad campaign for his future debut single
*shane dawson intro*
Yesss
H-h-h-hOLY SHIT
i would not complain in the slightest
Id download for free
0:53 “love your profile!!” **0% match**
Wow I just saw you on a Halocene video
Ok Abbacchio
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO LIKE 5 TIMES AND I JUST NOTICED LMAOO
I love ur pfp
Fucking bitch lmfao
Nice guy/nice girl logic:
N: Hey
*doesn't respond for only a few seconds*
N: *le b a d w o r d*
@Mr Banana no more like
Nice guy: Lemme smash ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Person: no?....
Nice guy: *iamliterallytheguythatyouwant whowantsmashwhydontyoulikemeyou(badword)youaresucha(badword)go(badword)ihopeyourboyfriendcheatsonyouyoulittle(badword)(badword)*
*I M M A N I C E G U Y*
Person: wh-
banana 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I said I need to get ready to go out, I go get ready, he has a meltdown🤣🤣🤣Then says sorry it wasn’t about you was just having a bad day. Um no
*le slur*
and *le N-Word*
@@prettyinpinky5937explain what you mean by meltdown, like crying and shit? Or throwing curse words at you?
hello my brethren
‘I come to you and act like a real man’
2 texts earlier:
*flutters suddenly enlarged eyelashes as they make a wooshy noise*
Your point
Sounds pretty manly to me. Whaddya mean?
Seriously wtf is wrong with people who do that roleplay shit unironically?
I honestly don't take people who use the words "real man" and "real woman" too seriously. Do they like come with their own certified pedigree papers or what?
Do they come with that "REAL" seal you see on dairy products? It doesn't matter too much anyways, because in their mind, "real" "= them/people just like them, and that = raging asshole/bitch.
Yul Brynner its.. a joke..
*self-cleaning fleshlights*
Oh my, that's a new one.
He will never get into a vagina now. He hung himself with that comment.
I'd give him prop for creativity, but in my experience, there's just a pool of incel jokes all of them steal from.
I literally worked next door in the industrial park that also houses Fleshlight HQ. The owner is mega rich because of guys like these.
Edward Severinsen
3 weeks ago
I exhaled slightly faster than normal through my nose when he said that. xD
Mood. Yes, I copied his post, because the reply system doesn't encourage conversation back and forth like reddit does :( for some bliming reason, btw, reddit has a great search talking system and sorting system... Try it. Please. (there is so much more than what these youtubers cover)
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Tyguy124 Really? Heard that one years ago lol
>"a real man"
>roleplays
>*eye brows make swooshy noise*
>real man
how do you save a youtube comment
I mean yeah, like how real men wear fur suits and write fan fiction
Vrack227 "meme arrow"
10/10, would be uncultured swine again.
maruchen | just screenshot it and keep it in your youtube comment file
Roleplaying in itself doesn't make you less of a man. The way he did it however and the eyelashes....yyyeeaa...
"Self-cleaning Fleshlight". I think I just lost some brain cells.
That was actually a good one liner tbh
Just like a broken clock is right twice a day a giant douche can still make a good one liner once in awhile
@John Hurley Hehehe
The problem with that insult is it requires you understand fleshlight maintenance
@@NymbusCumulo928 I'm a woman so have no use for them. You'd be shocked how far common sense can get you. I do already know what a Fleshlight is though. But def not the maintenance part, lol
"i'm not even a girl and i feel threatened by this" my man gets it
More like he doesn’t, lol.
The "ooaf!" after every "Nice guy" kills me lmao
Joseph Radakovitz Oof
Ooaf
O o a f
*ooaf*
Oof
i hate that these people are *real.*
Ikr sometimes I wish that I had the thanos gauntlet
[KML] Dunker Lord ya know the more i watch these vids the more it makes me question how these people are so fucking terrible like seriously wtf happened to these people
Ik especially the racist one
@@wallr54 they could have gone through such things in the past and are transferring all of that pain on the girl they're harassing, or they're just very insecure. I don't even have the heart or energy to be mad at them. I just pity them.
No one deserves to be treated this way.
just manly things:
fluttering your suddenly enlarged eyelashes as they make a swooshy noise
Personally i do it all the time, makes me feel alpha
Uwu
gotta assert your dominance
Suddenly enlarged
*giga chad*
if you say you're a nice guy you're probably not a nice guy
Basically lmao
Mind = Blown
atenahena no, you are DEFINITELY a niceguy
RikXtreme4 it’s like their on to something lmao
Easier to admit I’m an asshole 😂🤷♂️
I fucking love the *oof* sound effect.
C. Blue roblox 4 lyf
Its annoying for me because its also my text tone XD
Fluffy Fox XO genius ring tone
Fluffy Fox XO text*
Dude same
I like how the guy who complained about being on Reddit is listed as “egg”.
"what, you egg?" is my favorite shakespeare quote and i don't even remember which play it's from. egg is such a good insult
Réka Manton from Macbeth 💜
@@BeanieGoth Thanks, lol
Réka Manton np, we recently learned that in English, I had been referencing it for a while and as soon as it came on in the version we watched we all bust out laughing lmao
reddit uses egg as a term for trans people who arent out as trans yet but have acted out and felt gender dysphoria but ignores it
God, the
“girls who turn down nice guys end up beaten”
“... *I* feel threatened, and i’m not even a girl!”
I felt that
5:37 I like how he gets excited over the niceguy/nicegirl combo
Oh God the apocalypse.. it's coming-
Someone needs to make a compilation of him singing
Yes!
P L E A S E
Has this been done yet? I'd be willing to. :D
BelleFlower15 it has
Yep. He has a really good voice.
How to spot a nice guy 101:
Guy: I like you
Girl: I don’t
Guy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dead End
Yeah, that will work
I can hear the guy
Guy: *flutters suddenly enlarged eyelashes as they make a swooshy noise*
_2 texts later_
Guy: I came to you and acted like a real man.
I.. dont see the issue
I mean it's not the eyelashes that make him not a man, it's the fact he was doing some weird roleplaying when the person he spoke to was obviously uncomfortable. Swish yo extendo lashes as much as ya want, mortals, just don't make one another uncomfortable with it
@@mgb2172 he failed
@@ghulam237 oh big time
@Peace Demon Hold your horses, there.
I'm glad I got out of the Nice Guy phase early on in life.
I came to realize that if you like a girl you just come out and say it, no beating around the bush.
If they're not interested, so what. You move on, it's usually not personal so there is no reason to take it that way. And if you're seeing that person regularly like in work/education it doesn't have to be awkward you can just go right back to being friends/acquaintances.
The Nice guy mentality is thinking that if you are just kind to someone they will leap at the chance to jump on your dick and pay you back for it. That's a complete misunderstanding of how relationships work, it's not about scoring enough points until you unlock nudes.
Im glad you matured past that phase. I too fell victim to that toxic way of thinking. I lost out on so many oppurtunities because of how much of a selfish and immature weirdo I was. At least I changed my way thinking at 20. Some of these guys are in their upper 20s and mid 30s
Yeah that's the wierd thing, guess some people never change.
I didn't have this nice guy mentality before, but at least I learn something from other people's mistakes. Glad you changed, dude.
I was a liittle of a nice guy while a teenager, but I never was this toxic or even got mad at woman rejecting me (I just got very sad everytime because i would fall in love so easily, and did feel a bit bitter of society sometimes) and I also changed and it made a huuuge difference in my quality of life. To think that this change was such a big deal for me wich honestly, was just a teenager... imagine the hole these guys are in... it must suck to be them because the girls might be creeped out but in the end, it's their lives that sucks =(. I hope every single one of them take their time and realize that yes, there's a problem with them but it's not that they are too nice.
headbite alien nice guys have just played too many of those japanese dating sims
“Open up your cumstained eyes” is going to be my new catchphrase
Viserys Targaryen to the tune of “carry on my wayward son” lmao
Hilarious 😂😂
The blood of the dragon should not mix with the smallfolk,so I dont see where that catchphrase would be useful.
Yeah, but it only works if you say it with the voice of Randy Savage. Then it's a real panty-dropper.
The Machoman Randy Savage voice made it complete
5:50 fun fact; "egg" is used as a light-hearted insult in New Zealand. It is like saying "dummy", "doofus" or "nimrod".
THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER HOLY SHIT
What? You Egg! *He Stabs Him*
Ms Multifandom my friends use that insult as in “u look like an egg” lol
Guy is unable to get into a relationship.
NICE GUY LOGIC: It's not that there's something wrong with my attitude, demeanor, or personality... It's every single woman ever who needs to change.
"and that's why women can't find apartments ..." hahhahahahaha i died at that part
That voice crack on the second "men" made me cum
but it would also be for that reason that men cant find apartments, since he was looking for women, not men.
That song makes it sound like even leasing agents won't help you get an apartment without sexual favors.
I can´t believe. Assholes like that get tons of tenant offers while nice landlords like me with a good record can't find a decent person to rent a property to despite asking for reasonable rent and being flexible with credit scores!!!
Being nice is like having a big pen*s. If you have to announce it or introduce yourself with it, it's probably not true.
That sounds about right. Call the Royal Band to play a fanfare every time he enters every room and online chatroom or message board.
I have a big penis
I've always preferred making small penis comments about myself
Jax the Ripper
"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts"
Penis isn’t a swear word, chief
Anyone else notice how great this dude's singing voice is?
It's that one dead but low key cute bitch, L!
@@jurassicfailure9591 what
@@jurassicfailure9591 what
Yes! His (their?) Singing/poetry additions make are 2/3 the laughs.
@@jurassicfailure9591 what
I love how eggman is registered in the girl's phone as egg. 😂
Not gonna lie, I immediately heard John Lennon singing "I am the eggmen, they are the eggman" in my head and I'm trying so hard to not laugh because it's 4am
Whose phone!? Amy's? XD
@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 This entire thread got me thinking of RTFD now XD
@@dx.feelgood5825 Same 😂😂
goals tbh
If a guy calls girls females, they’re probably nice guys
Danish Vodka or worse, Incels.
monus782 what's incel?
@@satrio303 the next step in the evolution of a Nice Guy. You think it's bad now....
Blaine Hill worse than nice guy?
@@satrio303 Definitely worse. Don't look it up if you want to keep having a nice day tbh because it might put you in a funk
Person 1: Have you watched that new comedy acapella musical?!
Person 2: No. what’s the name of it?
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Maiden Madeline LMAO. This is the best comment in my life! I’m being serious!
Please tell me if you're the candy rat guy
_never_
now I'M the one who feels threatened.
_please_
Jeff Andia HEELLO THISE IZE RUNE FOR THEE CUBEE
I B E G Y O U
"What, you egg?"
[stabs him]
Another person said this and said it was Shakespeare...
What the heck Shakespeare? Why? Why would he do that?
@@VoidZeroNothing For the same reason Don Quixote fought a monk from a funeral service; because he wanted to
@@cheeselord3655 to be fair Don Quixote was insane
You are a saucy boy
@@bruhwhat8586 *You are a saucy *egg*
4:01 "Looking for someone open to a relationship. I'm 46. *Nice guy* "
*O O F*
* 4:01
That guy also straight up advertised the fact there is air at his place as if it was a luxury the "lucky lady" should be thankful for
AwesomeGuy3317 ! I think he's the poster becaus eyou can see a delete button
XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE}- I got ya, man 👌
If they use female, they're a nice guy
Retarded Rat can I ask why? I see many posts that say it's disrespectful to use "female" to describe women, English isn't my first language and I use female (I'm female lol), what is the issue with it?
Who’s the rat?
@@meowllorie why? Does male dehumanise men? Or is these only in certain uses? English is strange language lol. And don't even get me started on how laughter and daughter are pronounced 😂
кролика родзинка only when its used a certain way, yes. and yea its so fucking weird haha
@@meowllorie I see. So the way the males in this video use it, am I doing it right xD
Me: Making my way downtown walking fast
Some D00d: Ur h0t
Me: Walking faster
yes I took this from a Sans comic so be quiet
@@pooktafyte3989 Bless you for posting it here because it made my day 😂😂😂😂 LOL
LOOOOLL
I mentally sung the first phrase.
I would walk a thousand miles so I can get away... From you
*Piano riff intensifies*
Using a racial slur on someone who isn't of the race is just as racist as using it on someone of that race because it means you think it's an insult to be a person of that race.
wut
@@420roachdoggjr wut what?
@@jellyrolls2765 i just dont understand what you mean
@@420roachdoggjr If you try to insult someone by calling them "Gay" that means you think its a bad thing to be gay, because why else would you use that as insult? Same applies to racial slurs.
@@jellyrolls2765 that's gay
sorry i couldn't resist but i get your point
The singing is getting better and better
niceguys logic: You can't get friendzoned if she doesn't want to b friends
Oof.
Chris Benoit. Never forget Oh my, I wheezed when I read this.
Oof ooof Lmao I'm glad someone didn't take it serious. I thought I was going to have to fight off some "Nice Guys"
To be fair it is true
"I like to use non-offensive words to offend people"
**2 texts later**
I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD!
THAT'S RACIST
YOU CANT SAY THAT
NINTENDO
**sirens, helicopter whirring, gunshots**
MRS OBAMA, GET DOWN!
The friendzone isn't a thing, because honestly, if you think I friendzoned you, I don't want to be your friend.
Keep singin' brother
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"School comes first" *Watches SorrowTV all day*
I appreciate niceguys. They do a good job of telling guys how not to act.
Matthieu Maier Yeah, they are giving a real good example on what NOT to do xD
mirkalal Not really a pro since any normal sane person would know by common sense that those were not the way to hit on girls.
I guess the only pro is that they make us laugh and thats it
Another pro: they REALLY lower the bar for normal people, and make people appreciate their partners because it could be worse.
@@nobody5333 no…having a low bar is not good lmao. You just sound like you’re coping. Everyone should be decent human beings, & shouldnt “settle” for bare minimum. It’s not hard to be a good partner lmao
@@Just1nY. Sorry, I probably should have worded it better. Looking back it does look like I'm coping so to clarify:
Nice guys help people appreciate their current partners more, and these videos help people in toxic relatioships find red flags.
6:23 Actually OP was right about just valuing the friendship and not expecting anything. It's how my boyfriend and I got together, been friends for years but didn't start dating until it was a good time for both of us and I realized I didn't want anyone else.
I swear nice guys are like living examples of the fox and the grape story
UncleUnicode couldn’t have said that better myself
UncleUnicode *EXACTLY*
Underated comment
wtf?
thnx @The inky fingered sphinx
I've never heard of the fox and gerape story.
Dude, that candy rat guy voice is spot ON
If i saw the original and one with your voice back to back i wouldn't be able to tell which one is yours
I wonder if sorrow TV is runthecube.... Hmm (he is btw)
Draymond Green is he actually???
Briana Duffy Yes he actually is. If you watch run for the cube latest video you can clearly see that.
HOLY SHIT HE IS
Nice Guy: I think your pretty
*1 second later*
Nice Guy: You Little Bitc-
ugly little bitch***
Top ten photos taken before disaster
It makes me really wonder these guys are trolls or what, they're too ridiculous.
Dunno if you said your instead of you're on purpose or not
They're just so unbelievably up their own asses believing they're entitled to instant sex from any remotely attractive women. They really do think that they can wave their dicks around and get immediate gratification.
There's also the whole issue that anonymity and the internet gives a lot of these idiots the illusion of invulnerability. They think they can treat women the way they've always wanted to but are too afraid to in real life, because there won't be any repercussions. They can harass anyone, anywhere, and who cares because you can't catch them or anything.
They apparently don't realize that running an IP trace on most websites is so disgustingly easy that there are literally pre-made applications to do it for you and have been since 2005.
“Women aren’t gamers”
Me: if he doesn’t like Minecraft he’s not right for me
One of my "friends" was convinced I was only playing video games to impress him. Like yeah I've been playing for 17 years for you 😂
@@whimsicalclouds I get told so often that I only play games to attract men.
Like yeah I've been playing video games since I was a 7 year old child in an elaborate two decade plan to find a boyfriend 🙄
Ah, a woman of culture
@Monika the cycle-path they just mad gaming isn't a special thing anymore, everyone has a console now, it's not special nomore
Pffft... I've had a video game addiction problem since I was like 6.
Guilting girls because they don’t like you NEVER gets them to like you
Change my mind
Sometimes it gets us to talk to you and try to explain gently because women are conditioned to be cottle the feelings of men and "nice guys" will interpret that soft no as a yes because they think all attention is romantic/sexual because thats the only reason they give attention.
It's true, every girl I know and a few that I don't know said this is true.
No need to change your mind. You’re set.
No
Facts
WHY WAS EGG GUY ON R/NICEGUYS?! HOW DID HE NOT REALIZE WHAT HE WAS DOING AS HE SCROLLED THROUGH R/NICEGUYS AND SAW HIMSELF?! EGGGGGGG GUUUY HOW
Someone probably showed him.
m'lady *tips fedora *
m e m e b i g b o y
m'hat m'ghandi
Tide pods
JacksFilms?
Well, it seems were the last people on earth, M'lady *Tips Fedora*
“Like a real man..”
*flutters suddenly enlarged eyelashes as they make a swooshy noise.*
a b O R P t i o n
I fucking died at that
Aborption
Abortion via absorption
When you decide you don't want a baby so you turn your womb into a trash compactor and reassimilate the crushed fetus tissue back into your own body.
Shame he didn't write anything about getting pregante.
Then again these “Nice Guys” make for some entertaining videos
Jonathon Dwan *b o r p*
"I like to use non-offensive words to offend people,"
*two minutes later*
Uses debatably the most offensive word in the English language
LoL thank you. I thought the same thing
OneWingedHoneybee One dude also started off with "hey cutie, you got some damn fine titties" and then tried to explain he wasnt like every other dude who only wanted nudes.
all racial slurs are equally offensive tho, idk why this particular one is being held at such high standard. but nonetheless, it is still offensive.
sy Because americans haha
Dani Moorehead Only in america your race's history defines you.
Well, you can call me Black Plague's bitch or a roman supremacist and I'd call you mental xD
Sorry babe I'm not ready for a baby. I'm getting an *A B O R P T I O N*
Garrison Bradford aborp mission now, get out of there
“mom I have something to tell you
“what is it sweetie?”
“I got an A-BORP-TION”
I'm getting an Abrapshiorn.
Shit, typo, *A B O R P , A B O R P*
6:23 how my stepdad ended up with my mom. He liked her for a decade, and had been respectful and totally okay with friendship, and now they've been happily together for 5 years.
Me: *eating food*
Video: *pants start to rise*
I honestly started gagging
Natsuki best girl
*cough*
Big T. larrity JUST MONIKA
Did you have chocolate afterward?
Yuri is the best girl
Okay but can we talk about how Sorrow TV has a really nice singing voice? Also his beats are sick, someone take them to a doctor.
9:40
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that she saved his contact as ‘egg’
Shapeshifter Cat I just noticed that this is the best thing I’ve seen today so far
Haha awesome
Shapeshifter Cat oh my god you're right
I don’t understand the whole “friend zone” thing. It confuses me that some guys are seriously stupid enough to think that the friend zone is a thing. The friend zone doesn’t exist. Do guys have a friend zone they put women in? No. No they don’t. Women don’t have a friend zone they put guys in. You’re either interested in a relationship or you’re not. Wether you’re male or female or whatever you identify as. Having a platonic friendship with a woman or anyone else is not a big deal. Sure it might be a bit awkward at first if you’re interested in the person or if they know you are, but people can usually work around that and eventually get over it. At least normal people can, anyways.
Dustin Hickey well, that kinda is what the friend zone is: a rather shitty name for a (slightly one sided) platonic relationship. To “friendzone” someone is to basically say (internally) “yeah, we’re friends” and for the other to say (also internally) “ah lovely........shit i liked you..”. It’s a really stupid concept but it does exist. Its not an actual “zone”.
Dustin Hickey 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
As a woman I can easily say it exists and it's dumb for different reasons not stated by nice guys
My favorite description of the friend zone is that you can only be put in it if you put that girl in the girlfriend zone
Getting fuckzoned is so much worse than getting friendzoned. At least when you're friendzoned, that person genuinely wants you to be their friend because they enjoy your presence and want to keep you around. Being fuckzoned feels horrible because you're only talking to me because you think there MIGHT be a chance of us fucking and don't actually enjoy being around me otherwise. 🤷♀️
Become a voice actor already god damn
he is
You're the Jelly Belly Gummi Candy guy.
I didn't expect that.
But what if he was...
I feel like Sorrow TV was almost a singer. 🤔
Joji 2.0
I feel like he was on the voice, but failed so terribly so, he was so embarrassed he began reddit videos. It still haunts him at night
MeeklyYT "All I've ever wanted was my own karaoke machine!"
~Some guy from Drake and Josh
MeeklyYT He got that vocal range tho
he needs to put up an album, Also in unrelated news a "nice guy" hijacked an actual nice persons statement
.slowly clapping. what a goron
This whole account is sorrows excuse to flex with his surprisingly impressive singing ability.
I know the egg dude, and he has a weird obsession with catching blue hedgehogs...
Some random dude on the internet I feel like Eggman would be more of a decent person than the egg guy
i know,i just realized i had to make that reference
He wants to show dem da wei
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like you won't be hyped for that shit
I'll be waiting for it
Nyoom 30 like in 5 minuts,what a genius or a hack?
Sorrow TV other nicegirl?you really sing well
Too real
Sorrow tv becomes Sorrow: the musical
Sorrow TV is short for "Sorrow The Vusical".
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Sorrow The Voice?
Sounds like my life story
Lol, the "egg" guy. And we all know what egg in French is...
*_OEUF!_*
What
What does it mean in French
@@fritzy8318 nothing, but oeuf means egg in French
oof
Tu étudies français?
@@fritzy8318 OOF
I swear if SorrowTV made an album I'd so buy it
>this
same
Who wouldn't?
Fucking same
Dude. I love your voice.
Ayla ASMR 7:12 He becomes Mr. Gumby. "DOCTOR, my brain... HUUURTS!"
That's kinda akward an ASMR channel like another person voice?
Like it's ASMR for this Ayla person ^^'
thats like saying its awkward for a musician to like another person's music
Ayla ASMR So versatile
I'm pretty sure everybody does.
Why do they ALL lack self awareness?
Incels
Probably fake comments, still entertaining, though.
ikr
Self-esteem, and ego issues.
eehhhhh i think they're real. Ive met guys that are that pathetic, its just like a defense mechanism to keep them from realizing that maybe
just MAYBE
they shouldn't be petty towards all women because of some misconstrued belief that women only like the nice guys and maybe it's up to them to change into something that actually has something to offer women
People who believe in the "friendzone", don't believe in consent.
@Jack Johnson I think the friendzone is created by those (men or women) who hope for more, even AFTER they've been told it isn't going to happen. Hence, why I think it is disrespectful to the man or woman who clearly said they aren't interested in a relationship but still love hanging out with that person. While it is painful to be rejected; If someone is suddenly uninteresting after you've been told "No", you weren't there because you genuinely enjoy their company. You're sticking around to fulfill your own happiness. Like I've seen in many other videos like these: The so-called "Friend Zone" wouldn't be seen as a terrible thing, if you truly enjoy that person's company.
@Jack Johnson What's worse; that person obsesses and hangs around that person 24/7 in hopes that they'll "see the light" while trying to repel potential suitors, blaming the victim (Yes, victim) for their misery/suffering when they can just accept the truth/reality and move on.
Calls himself "nice guy"
-OOF
mich305alba oof
mich305alba OUGH
*O O F*
I fucking died at the roblox sound
not only did that guy write “aborbtion” he also wrote “paradisiac.” clearly he wins the spelling bee.
Paradisiac is spelled that way isn't it?:o
Newt paradisiac is, but parasitic isn’t
sir eggrol deserbe
won*
why aren't you a voice actor yet?
5:25 really sounds like the female hormone monster from the series Big Mouth
HE'S THE RUN FROM THE CUBE PERSON.
@@jappe15 One hundred percent it does sound exactly like Connie! And he starts to sound a bit like the male hormone monster (Morrie? Maury?) right before that when he says, "that's soooooo me!" All I can picture is the two of them having a convo like this.
M a k i i he is a voice actor
Jappe15 literally sounds nothing like her
3:57
*Have TV, Wi-Fi, air*
Bro why did you need to list air tho
They mean air conditioning dumbass
Air conditioning stupid ass
y’all need to chill
lmao people got so mad about a joke
Larksy just because someone doesn’t get your common sense doesn’t make them a dumbass. Calling this person a dumbass makes you an asshole, though :)
I was dead by “self cleaning fleshlights” 😂
casadilla111 you girls
"Bonesaw is readyyyy" actually had me in tears
Jarod Hellerud lmao me too
Look up dunkey
M E D I C C C
I pride myself with how frequently I make "Bonesaw is ready" references. I''m doing big things.
This idea of "girls hate video games" baffles me. When I started dating my current girlfriend (we're going on 3 years, pretty excited), I told her that I play games A LOT. Like, A LOT. She's fine with it and loves hearing me ramble. She has even told me that she is happy to see me get so excited when I talk about it. If she comes over for a movie or dinner and I'm still playing as she gets there (I try to not be so I can give her attention but sometimes things run longer then I thought), she plops down next to me and will watch and ask questions like "What's that?" and "Who are you playing with?" She knows most of my friends and is happy to see me talking to them.
Akai Kiri you should invite her to game with you!! I bet she’d be interested!
I would but as it stands, I live in the middle of no-where but she lives on the outskirts of nowhere lol. Her internet is worse then mine and mine is 8mbps
i don’t play them but i love watching other people play video games, even if you’re on the phone to them while they’re playing, listening to the things yall say while playing games is fun
Congrats on the 3 years man!
Akai Kiri She sounds like such a sweetheart!
New drinking game: every time a neckbeard says "female" take a shot. I'm gonna get everyone shnockered.
Dude, just follow your true calling and start an acapella music channel.
TartTooth which oneeee??? Whereeeee??? I need it!!
if he starts really hauling the sacks of cash he should do that, do acapella vids between reddit post narration.
this is the comment I've been looking for
SorrowTV and Smooth McGroove colab would blow my mind
if only...
I live for your random singing
I'm with you brotha
"I'm not even a GIRL and I feel threatened."
xD
I'm not even a PERSON and I feel threatened
My favorite part is when Sorrow laughs at his own jokes/impersonations.
Damn you're actually good at singing
Hadden Sorter yes he Is 😍
Ikr it's like WAT WHERE DID YOU GAIN THIS POWER AND CAN YOU TELL ME
No homo
Meh, he’s not amazing, he’s good. Your standards are wack!
I’m loving the singing breaks every once and while omg
Every time someones uses the term "friendzone" their life span is shortened by 20 minutes
I wish, maybe these ‘nice guys’ would die off sooner lol
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Friend zone friend zone PLEASE END ME
well they're all dead by now then
Studies show that nice guys lose an average of 35.2 hours of their lives every week.
Sorrow TV tortured himself reading and voicing these cringe-inducing posts, so that he could provide entertainment. Thank you man.
4:04
That oof caught me off guard
Classic sounds
*oof guard
same, I wasn't expecting it at all and when I heard it I was laughing for a good minute.
Okay why do Nice Guys say that they're always being friendzoned, if they don't even have friends to begin with??
O O F
Because they tried to fuck all their friends
Creepy guy on Facebook-zoned
The fuck?
"I'm a nice guy" *O O F*
woop there it is
Noonbunie loved it
What's the oof from I always wondered
roblox
Noonbunie
Lmao, that was the best part
I always come back to watch these. They make me laugh everytime. Hope you're doing ok, sorrow.
he is deeply missed
Dude, I miss him so much ❤
The thing about women hating video games really confuses me. Most of the women in my life around my age are gamers.
CADEN, I'm at least 23 and I play games since I was 4 or 5. My aunt did it until she was about 70- 72, she stopped because her heart couldn't handle the rage anymore. I hope this answers your question. And come on, even super extreme girly girls play the sims
Im not a gamer but i like playing video games xp
Elebeth Lee Same I suck but it’s cool
same
Well we’re very rarely welcomed in the gaming community.. youtuber Albinwonderland made a vid called “fake geek girls” where she elaborates on what it’s Like for many girls and women who claim to Like comics/games and how they’re Met by many males in the community, if you’re interested in the subject :)
Am I the only one that thinks he sings pretty good?
hopefully
Nope!
Hell no, he's awesome if you ask me
Justin S me.
No i am still convinced he's the "i want a church girl to go to church, and read her bibleeee" guy
I like how you mock the people who comment, “stop singing” 😂😂
10:06 "nudes off of you" is such a creepy, depersonalized way to put it. I would say his language is revealing, but his true nature couldn't have been any more revealed by that point.
IDK why someone would dislike this, I would never dislike this for I am a gentleman.
Oh you’re just too nice! 😩
shane frazier 😂😂😂
Oh yeah hi I'm sure you do but I'm saving myself for the hot girl who showed no interest in me
shane frazier lmao
Wow sounds like he treats you like shit, you should get with a guy who appreciates you like me you stupid bitch
Are you actually the guy who dissected the rat? That impression gave me ptsd it was so spot on.
Wahbucket yeah i am wondering too😅
I think it was the guy, you can pay him to say stuff in his weird voice on his channel. So sorrow could've got him to read that part for the video
Dissected the gummy rat? Is there something disturbing or weird about the original video that makes it so weird to hear him do a really good impression? Or is it just the concept of dissecting a gummy rat
RedTailedDolphin A little of both
Wahbucket cool. I was just a little confused bc so many people said something about it in the comments and I didn’t get why it was worth mentioning. Thanks for confirming
I genuinely can’t believe some guys are this socially awkward. Like these guys are not real
Matt Cioanca oh, they are real. Pretty weird
Honestly, I wish I could stand by you on that. But i actually have a friend who’s literally as creepy as this and then wonders why he’s always single. I’d ditch him but then I’d feel bad for all the girls who have to read all the stupid texts he runs through me first.
And it’s even more baffling that even when I say “don’t do that EVER because...”, he still doesn’t process the flaw in his ways
socially awkward guys are cute in my opinion. not nice guys though.
All HailHailey is he a nice guy? if not i feel bad
also in case you didn’t catch on that comment was a joke
I seriously didn't not expect that N-bomb 😂😂