You were laying off DD for a long while. Suddenly you have a severe bug up your ass regarding the guy. Why? Tearing him, or anyone, down does not build you up. The opposite, really. Be chill, dude.
@dieterlange7581 agreed, I saw it as harmless banter. Always gotta be one sensitive one in the bunch😂😂😂😂😂. I enjoy mortske's personality and see him as a jokester, but very wise in knowledge, ive learned alot by watching his vids
@@davidweber1459 this guys boost each others channel by the subtle jokes. Look at Puddin. 🤷🏻♂️ Morske was cracking on somebody else I’d never heard of so now I’ll check them out. Besides, this was about “Tri-5’s” with the 57. Go figure.
@@MortskeRepair I'm surprised that long haired hippie from Canada hasn't jumped in his truck & drove down there to pick it up yet! Does he live closer now since they moved?
Good morning from Cape Cod ⛵ I stopped advertising anything because of the freaks that call 😂 I got nothing but bad reviews from Facebook marketplace because of my attitude 😂 you got people insulting you left and right offering you stupid prices, I had a call I had cowl induction hood on a Chevy truck, the guy said I'll give you $200 and I'll give you my old hood so it covers the engine, well brand new steel is 600 bucks, told him he could have it for $400. Call me all kind of names cuz I wouldn't sell it to him for less, I told them to go get bent in a lot more colorful term, I got banned from Facebook for a month 😂 yeah I'm over people too 😂 as far as I'm concerned you're one of the best RUclips channels out there ✌️🇺🇲
I get replies to ads from indian scammers. Some of the replies are hilarious but still annoying , but if I critique our government I can get arrested .😮
I love being told what my car listed is worth and all the c10 guys demanding the vin match everything on my k10 when its a 50 year old truck and you have no idea if its had a cab swap at some point in its life.
Just got my Duff bobblehead in, my dog absolutely hates it. Every time he sees it he backs away and flops over like he's getting pushed by a magnet, it's hilarious.
“I know what I have!!!” Love a good Mortske rant on a Monday. People are just hard to handle. Good thing you got the old Duff dog. He’s the only one that understands and doesn’t talk back!
$500 is more than fair. Thanks for the primer on how people are about car purchases (or most anything else) anymore. I am amazed at how the value of these cars and parts has plummeted. Great episode and yes I would like to see an episode on "the comments". You are always more than fair on the prices. Happy Monday!!
I enjoy your show and I like Duff. If he likes you, you can't be all bad 😅! Try not to get all discouraged about people, there really are some good ones out there. Thanks for all your effort in putting on these videos. Keep the faith!...
YES! Mortske goes full Network “I’m mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore!” This (and of course, Duff) is why I watch Mortske Repair. The guy speaks from the heart and says what we’d all like to say, except I don’t have the talent or skill to talk for one or two hours straight while in the middle of a project and running a business on RUclips for the entire world to see. If you think it’s easy, just try turning a camera on yourself and try to speak about a topic for 5 minutes! Nine out of ten we’d wind up sounding like Jackie Gleason’s Ralph Kramden in Chef of the Future when he’s making a TV commercial for a kitchen gadget-habada habada…! Well Done Mortske, thank you, and thanks for the Mighty Duff!
That's Dan s thing.Tri- 5 s. even He, gets burnt out on them, so he throws something different in the mix@ camaro s, chevelles,even a 66 Belair once ..
@@dsc420247 not me....from a person who drove as a kid in a new 55. Up to 1965. I sabor the MEMS of the three on the tree shifts and two tones paint....
That and facebook doesn't police the bots and rules or do anything to make selling and buying better like mortske said the review system is shit and doesn't work and god I hate the auto generated "is this available" response they should have to type a question.
You're spot on about market place buyers, most just want to talk to someone and others are just dreamers who have no intention of building a car or buying one... every great once in a while one will actually show up and have a brain and cash.. personally I don't like speaking to family on the phone let alone strangers lol... thanks for the video...I seem to always get a good laugh.. better luck selling..and remember.. one man's junk is probably just junk to the next guy...lol thanks
More FB rants please! Really I just came here to read all the Bot comments praising you for your insight, inspiring wisdom and artful mechanical mastery….I feel that I missed one or two but I’m only human. Somedays I miss ND BUT most I don’t, unless there’s a Blizzard.
I have to give you credit where credit is due. You’re right up front about all the rust on this one which is too bad. The body is not bad. Hope you find a good home for it, the price is right. Thanks for the content!
Im glad to hear time wasters & tire kickers are not just in my area. I had an idiot ask for a picture of a rear end yesterday. I replied it looks like yours but it has GMs locker (g80)
Mortske-san, thanks for the installment. You might come out okay on this one. As far as the differential goes, Duff laid under the blue Chevy and got some z's. He has four paws, therefore, you never have no less than 4 paw-z's. Positive affirmations young man!
I have to say, you have gotta be the most knowledgeable dude on cars. I've learned a good bit from you. I'd rather see comments like mine pinned. Lol. Keep up the good work. Rock on.
Thank you to all of you at Mortske Motors. I can't afford any of , but I sure wouldn't waste your time. You are not wasting your time, it's greatly appreciated, the content you put out is the tops in the category.
It's a great yard art piece to have in your yard or at least you can say yeah I got me a 57 Chevy!.. if you dip that in an acid tank nothing would come out, haha awesome video mortske
I love your sense of humor. The "Mortske Moments", are a treasure to me. Let the naysayers have a good time, remember even bad comments and thumbs down are good for revenue.
There is nothing like a really good rant to start the week off . I thank God its you and not me !! . I have high blood pressure so to watch you started me off laughing and the therapy , well just say priceless . I want to say thank you , I love your productions , You are honest and straight to the point in what you do I'm a true Mortske fan up here in the north , Stuart in Canada ..
Hey Mortske. You’re building the worlds biggest jigsaw. Even Duff might struggle putting all that together. I love that RUclips allows you to keep, sort & store these amazing pieces. 🤘🤘
It made me happy to see that I’m not the only person frustrated with the people from marketplace. I also never take phone calls. It all has to be through text…. People are crazy asf
Trying to understand Facebook marketplace people will drive you nuts. People are psycho and there is enough in this shitty world that makes you question your sanity as it is.
Hi here I am in Sarasota putting together my new generator while Old Uncle Milton is coming to trash Florida. And yes I am in my Mortske and Duff the Super Dog T shirt. Now that saying a lot!! Lol!!!!
Had a good time thanks so much .I know what you mean about Facebook just try selling a dam lawn tractor. Same exact thing I gave up to menny bozos. So I understand the rant all to well
LOL , Love your ads man ! Even having photos and being real specific a lot of people are still very ignorant and their right hand does not know what the left hand is doing. I appreciate your personality and your videos!
Dude! I 100% agree with your marketplace rant. I hate putting ads and dealing with the marketplacers! Meet up when you say, don't agree to something then make excuses for not following tho, blah blan blah! I rather have a hot needle stuck under my fingernail.
Dude I thought this was a DD speed shop video by the thumbnail lol..... Keep this up and you will lose the shop lol. I totally get the whole FB thing I buy stuff off there but god I hate selling. Keep on keeping on. Hell for $500 I would of scrapped it, but I get it you are trying to save them. We need good people like you, Mojo, Chin and Duff the dog.
My Brother just trim a loan on that 57 worth the asking price . The quarter panel spears and all the way to the front fender and the chrome over the quarter panels are gold. Dan is doing another 57 you might talk to him at DD Speed Shop and see if he would buy all !
Mortski, this was a Master class in automotive flipping restoring collecting and frustration. You should burn this to DVD and sell it at the swap meets, call it...... so you want to buy an own vintage cars? I appreciate the the effort you put in to all of this.
Mortske, parts parts parts ,come and get it ,Mortske's fine quality used parts , Duff does not negotiate, but really bring treats,❤LoveJim J&R mobile service and God Bless Y'all and your critters
I'm so glad that I don't have to deal with people no more oh my God you're smart though and you do have good prices I mean if you were down in the cities you can get twice as what you asked for Stuff are you at least you're turning it thanks for the great content enjoy the show buddy
Hi mortske been watching for yrs an dont see anything wrong with the cars you list or how they are listed as its all rite before our eyes ive seen a few id buy if i wasnt downunder . Cheers mate🇦🇺
While traveling from Oregon to Ohio, I got some Marvel oil for my truck. The lid wouldn't come off and I had to set it down to push and twist. Bottle explodes over my niece, myself, and the radiator fan etc. Big mess! Thanks to Holiday Inn for the bathroom and soap. Marvel, get better bottles!! Not buying it again until they do!!
You were laying off DD for a long while. Suddenly you have a severe bug up your ass regarding the guy. Why? Tearing him, or anyone, down does not build you up. The opposite, really. Be chill, dude.
Just saying how it is. Right?
How about he does him and you do you he wasn't talking to you so possibly it's none of your concern. 🤣
Take things super personally on behalf of others much? Sounds like you could really use your own advice to be chill, dude 😂
@dieterlange7581 agreed, I saw it as harmless banter. Always gotta be one sensitive one in the bunch😂😂😂😂😂. I enjoy mortske's personality and see him as a jokester, but very wise in knowledge, ive learned alot by watching his vids
@@davidweber1459 this guys boost each others channel by the subtle jokes. Look at Puddin. 🤷🏻♂️ Morske was cracking on somebody else I’d never heard of so now I’ll check them out. Besides, this was about “Tri-5’s” with the 57. Go figure.
Oh wow. I can't wait to sit down and watch my good friend enjoy a bunch of tri 5 goodness. Should be a real good and positive video!
You're getting a LOT of "run" here, Danno! I like how you cartubers prop each other up and razz each other!
Was going to like but there's 57, i didn't want to ruin it.
Yay. 57s.
@@MortskeRepair I'm surprised that long haired hippie from Canada hasn't jumped in his truck & drove down there to pick it up yet! Does he live closer now since they moved?
😅
Good morning from Cape Cod ⛵ I stopped advertising anything because of the freaks that call 😂 I got nothing but bad reviews from Facebook marketplace because of my attitude 😂 you got people insulting you left and right offering you stupid prices, I had a call I had cowl induction hood on a Chevy truck, the guy said I'll give you $200 and I'll give you my old hood so it covers the engine, well brand new steel is 600 bucks, told him he could have it for $400. Call me all kind of names cuz I wouldn't sell it to him for less, I told them to go get bent in a lot more colorful term, I got banned from Facebook for a month 😂 yeah I'm over people too 😂 as far as I'm concerned you're one of the best RUclips channels out there ✌️🇺🇲
Good times!
@@kennethsonier1766 🗿💨
Yeah, ive had it with marketplace as well, just a constant headache of idiots
I get replies to ads from indian scammers. Some of the replies are hilarious but still annoying , but if I critique our government I can get arrested .😮
I love being told what my car listed is worth and all the c10 guys demanding the vin match everything on my k10 when its a 50 year old truck and you have no idea if its had a cab swap at some point in its life.
Just got my Duff bobblehead in, my dog absolutely hates it. Every time he sees it he backs away and flops over like he's getting pushed by a magnet, it's hilarious.
Wild!
As always, Mortske making Mondays better!!
“I know what I have!!!” Love a good Mortske rant on a Monday. People are just hard to handle. Good thing you got the old Duff dog. He’s the only one that understands and doesn’t talk back!
Looks like Mortske & duff are gonna have to take road trip to Canada so Dan from dd speed shop can show em how it's done.
After working in customer service in my younger years, I love people almost as much as Mortske.
Lol
After having tried to deal with "customer service" for many decades, my sentiment is the same.
We've GOT to have a video of you reacting to comments. You have excellent bitching skills. I love it.
"excellent bitching skills" should be on Mort's resume going forward 😂😂
new sticker idea... "Mortske Repair; World Class Bitcher"
With all those 57 parts,Dan from D.D.s Speed Shop will be your friend for ever!!!
Sounds like you are going to buy some parts for DD Speed shop 👍👍
DD is now in Calgary.
I wish!
$500 is more than fair. Thanks for the primer on how people are about car purchases (or most anything else) anymore. I am amazed at how the value of these cars and parts has plummeted. Great episode and yes I would like to see an episode on "the comments". You are always more than fair on the prices. Happy Monday!!
Whatever you want to say about Mortske - and that's a lot - his prices are always very fair.
This episode seemed more like a “More Mortake Repair”, than the normal channel. I understand the rant about the FB Marketplace.
Get ahold of Dalton at pole barn garage...He's the Pontiac guy of Missouri! If you didn't already know....
Jeff at Chief Classics is THE Pontiac guy.
I enjoy your show and I like Duff. If he likes you, you can't be all bad 😅! Try not to get all discouraged about people, there really are some good ones out there. Thanks for all your effort in putting on these videos. Keep the faith!...
I appreciate that
Duff says that 57 is ruff. 😂 thanks for being my Monday morning bright spot. I enjoy the rants because it’s not all glory in this old car game.
Right on
Oh my . Looks like Dan and Dani will be stopping by 😂 heard he's got a lot of back doors to trade
Do you covet their back doors?? 🤣 (Mort will probably delete that, but it's funny)
Seriously, this comment deserves more likes 😂
Mort deleted MY back door comment 🙄
YES!
Mortske goes full Network “I’m mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore!”
This (and of course, Duff) is why I watch Mortske Repair. The guy speaks from the heart and says what we’d all like to say, except I don’t have the talent or skill to talk for one or two hours straight while in the middle of a project and running a business on RUclips for the entire world to see. If you think it’s easy, just try turning a camera on yourself and try to speak about a topic for 5 minutes! Nine out of ten we’d wind up sounding like Jackie Gleason’s Ralph Kramden in Chef of the Future when he’s making a TV commercial for a kitchen gadget-habada habada…!
Well Done Mortske, thank you, and thanks for the Mighty Duff!
Lol
@@iHap 😂👍
I like the way he hammers trolls, not all mealy mouthed and polite like OTHERS toobers! 😂
DD Would be in love with it !
Yeah new floors chop four doors offa for two. Mend frame....a 15k. Roller
Yeah I'm getting burnt out on watching him redo tri-5s over and over!!!
That's Dan s thing.Tri- 5 s. even He, gets burnt out on them, so he throws something different in the mix@ camaro s, chevelles,even a 66 Belair once ..
@@dsc420247 not me....from a person who drove as a kid in a new 55. Up to 1965. I sabor the MEMS of the three on the tree shifts and two tones paint....
@@dsc420247o well boo hoo
I was salesman for 42 years now retired. I do not miss dealing with difficult people wasting my time or low balling me. I empathize with you.
Glad you escaped
As I’ve said before, just the greatest channel and content creator 🙂 as always, much respect ✊
I appreciate that!
Sad but true. Marketplace has been ruined by idiots
The entire world has
@@MortskeRepair exactly
That and facebook doesn't police the bots and rules or do anything to make selling and buying better like mortske said the review system is shit and doesn't work and god I hate the auto generated "is this available" response they should have to type a question.
@@MortskeRepairyou aren’t wrong about that brother.
You're spot on about market place buyers, most just want to talk to someone and others are just dreamers who have no intention of building a car or buying one... every great once in a while one will actually show up and have a brain and cash.. personally I don't like speaking to family on the phone let alone strangers lol... thanks for the video...I seem to always get a good laugh.. better luck selling..and remember.. one man's junk is probably just junk to the next guy...lol thanks
More FB rants please! Really I just came here to read all the Bot comments praising you for your insight, inspiring wisdom and artful mechanical mastery….I feel that I missed one or two but I’m only human. Somedays I miss ND BUT most I don’t, unless there’s a Blizzard.
I don't think anyone lives in ND on purpose, unless they're in Witness Protection or not allowed to leave the state.
Lol
I have to give you credit where credit is due. You’re right up front about all the rust on this one which is too bad. The body is not bad. Hope you find a good home for it, the price is right. Thanks for the content!
Right on
I hope someone buys it, so it can be their yard art instead of yours! I've seen rear end cuts for a couch go for $500! What a deal!! Thanks Mortske!
All I can say DITTO to your marketplace rant. Love it. Thank you for making a shitty Monday a great Monday..Please keep them coming! Thx
Im glad to hear time wasters & tire kickers are not just in my area. I had an idiot ask for a picture of a rear end yesterday. I replied it looks like yours but it has GMs locker (g80)
Lol
DD Speed Shop is licking his chops over all those parts lol.
Mortske-san, thanks for the installment. You might come out okay on this one. As far as the differential goes, Duff laid under the blue Chevy and got some z's. He has four paws, therefore, you never have no less than 4 paw-z's. Positive affirmations young man!
MORTSKE MONDAY!!!
Heck it's worth that just for the title and vin # and the few good parts trim and glass duff approved auto sales
Agreed
“He buys junk and you’ve got junk.” Classic! 😂😂
I have to say, you have gotta be the most knowledgeable dude on cars. I've learned a good bit from you. I'd rather see comments like mine pinned. Lol. Keep up the good work. Rock on.
I appreciate that!
With video titles like that I thought it was a DD slobshop video
Thank you to all of you at Mortske Motors. I can't afford any of , but I sure wouldn't waste your time. You are not wasting your time, it's greatly appreciated, the content you put out is the tops in the category.
Great to hear!
Is it a Candy Apple Red 2 door with a 427, Rock Crusher 4 speed and a Detroit Locked 9"???😊
It's a great yard art piece to have in your yard or at least you can say yeah I got me a 57 Chevy!.. if you dip that in an acid tank nothing would come out, haha awesome video mortske
51 minutes of absolute joy 🤗🤗🥰😇
TRI five. Nirvana
Someday i hope to have a big yard full of cars that Ive hoarded. Literally my dream.
Dont get married then😂👍 just like Mortske.
I love your sense of humor. The "Mortske Moments", are a treasure to me. Let the naysayers have a good time, remember even bad comments and thumbs down are good for revenue.
Much appreciated
There is nothing like a really good rant to start the week off . I thank God its you and not me !! . I have high blood pressure so to watch you started me off laughing and the therapy , well just say priceless . I want to say thank you , I love your productions , You are honest and straight to the point in what you do I'm a true Mortske fan up here in the north , Stuart in Canada ..
Thank you
DD Speed shop needs 5 deck lids. 🤷🏻♂️
Thanks
No problem
😂 i literally just looked and ad there was no videos i hadn't seen now this
Ah man thanks mortske this is why I prefer your videos over that Oklahoman fella 🤣🤣🤣.....JK we love puddin
Your Facebook rent was glorious!! Have you a few sammiches at the auction. Enjoy.. l love your videos. Thanks for making it interesting
Mortske just keeps on bringing the best content like the way he tells it like it is no fluff
Gotta just love when mortske goes on a rant. One of the best car guys I watch on here
Much appreciated
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.
Lol
My favorite part of this video was the marketplace rant. Freaking 😂 loved it.
Huge DD Hack shop vibes 😂
You should make the video of you smashing it. The tri 5 guys would blow a gasket, and the comments would absolutely be worth it.
Sign me up
Love a '57 🤜🤛 ☕
no views in 55 seconds... you fell off mortske. Love this
Hey Mortske. You’re building the worlds biggest jigsaw. Even Duff might struggle putting all that together. I love that RUclips allows you to keep, sort & store these amazing pieces. 🤘🤘
Hey, thanks!
Becoming the DD speedshop of the USA. LOL
Dan actually builds cars. So I've heard.
It made me happy to see that I’m not the only person frustrated with the people from marketplace. I also never take phone calls. It all has to be through text…. People are crazy asf
Hi buddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Got my Autographed Duff Bobble head Thanks Mortske and Chen.
Our pleasure
Its all about dd speed shop now lol
David Newbern probably needs all of those 57 parts. Dalton needs the Pontiac parts... LOL
I hate people too, Mortske.
We have something in common
Hi Mortski and Duff and his Pop nice video 📹 and workmanship
Trying to understand Facebook marketplace people will drive you nuts. People are psycho and there is enough in this shitty world that makes you question your sanity as it is.
Looks like you bought some new holes surrounded by rust and four wheels. Still a decent haul for the gas and sweat - thanks for sharing.
You bet
Got to have MORE Facebook rants! Love you and Puddin’ need more of that too!
Hi here I am in Sarasota putting together my new generator while Old Uncle Milton is coming to trash Florida. And yes I am in my Mortske and Duff the Super Dog T shirt. Now that saying a lot!! Lol!!!!
Good luck!
what a symbiotic relationship, we support your addiction and you feed ours!
Exactly
You did a excellent job in throwing her back together. God and I love you and your family. PS. Some times the bull comes crashing out of me
Had a good time thanks so much .I know what you mean about Facebook just try selling a dam lawn tractor. Same exact thing I gave up to menny bozos. So I understand the rant all to well
Exactly!
LOL , Love your ads man ! Even having photos and being real specific a lot of people are still very ignorant and their right hand does not know what the left hand is doing. I appreciate your personality and your videos!
Thanks for making these videos with whiskey they really relax me
Our pleasure!
That guy probably made more than he would at the metal recycling place and he didn't have to haul it off. Win win 👍
Facebook marketplace has worked out pretty well, ... i just sold a 56 pontiac on it. Sometimes ya get lucky 😊👍
Nice work!
Yep…selling on fb. I hate my life too. You’re not alone. It’s crazy
Thanks for the excellent episode, and we’re in sync again, it’s here across the pont, in the old country, Monday as well! ❤
Our pleasure
Dude! I 100% agree with your marketplace rant. I hate putting ads and dealing with the marketplacers! Meet up when you say, don't agree to something then make excuses for not following tho, blah blan blah! I rather have a hot needle stuck under my fingernail.
428 build sounds like a lot of fun. That was a really good engine back in the day
Got my 2 Duff dog bobble heads and a Silverado emblem. WHAT A DEAL!!!!
Much appreciated for your support
not many people more straight up than you Mort. thanx for another video.
and yea, the 57 is rough. but it is more than reasonably priced. giver.
It's a good thing DD's hack shop has a new shop and storage that needs to be filled with parts
Dude I thought this was a DD speed shop video by the thumbnail lol..... Keep this up and you will lose the shop lol. I totally get the whole FB thing I buy stuff off there but god I hate selling. Keep on keeping on. Hell for $500 I would of scrapped it, but I get it you are trying to save them. We need good people like you, Mojo, Chin and Duff the dog.
My Brother just trim a loan on that 57 worth the asking price . The quarter panel spears and all the way to the front fender and the chrome over the quarter panels are gold. Dan is doing another 57 you might talk to him at DD Speed Shop and see if he would buy all !
Mortski, this was a Master class in automotive flipping restoring collecting and frustration.
You should burn this to DVD and sell it at the swap meets,
call it...... so you want to buy an own vintage cars?
I appreciate the the effort you put in to all of this.
Thank you
Mortske, parts parts parts ,come and get it ,Mortske's fine quality used parts , Duff does not negotiate, but really bring treats,❤LoveJim J&R mobile service and God Bless Y'all and your critters
Your ok in my book, thanks for putting out great content👍👏
I appreciate that!
I completely agree with your rant about facebook buyers. I spell it out like you do and they still ask. Where, who, what ,why? Crazy.
Gotta love it
Ugh! I feel your pain. Was a hard video to get through, but I support you Mortske.
Like the rant. Strangely refreshing, causes smile.
That’s perfect yard for $$500 Bucks Good video Mortske
Agreed
It would be cool if DD Speed Shop bought and fixed up that car! Looks way better put together.
I'm so glad that I don't have to deal with people no more oh my God you're smart though and you do have good prices I mean if you were down in the cities you can get twice as what you asked for Stuff are you at least you're turning it thanks for the great content enjoy the show buddy
Exactly!!
Hang on to that cast iron Powerglide 'adapter' plate- a lot of small block to early Ford transmission adapters use those for a starter mounting 👍
I think with some work and dedication it could be ready for next year’s Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance 👍
Uffda
Hi mortske been watching for yrs an dont see anything wrong with the cars you list or how they are listed as its all rite before our eyes ive seen a few id buy if i wasnt downunder . Cheers mate🇦🇺
Thanks
I would patina all of them saves the metal a bit more than boiled lindseed in wy opinion. Great channel love your pooch.
Thanks 👍
Welcome aboard , I've felt like that about people for 55 years now . Ashame the car was so far gone.
While traveling from Oregon to Ohio, I got some Marvel oil for my truck. The lid wouldn't come off and I had to set it down to push and twist. Bottle explodes over my niece, myself, and the radiator fan etc. Big mess! Thanks to Holiday Inn for the bathroom and soap. Marvel, get better bottles!! Not buying it again until they do!!
Child proof packaging! Also adult proof! 🤣
Thanks for sharing
All kinds of goodies to take to the swap meet Y’all have a good and smooth week people can’t be idiots. That’s for sure man lol.
Mort you need to find a deal on a crusher, it would be so satisfying 😂
Tell me about it!
That's what the SCHMUCK on Adventures Made From Scratch does! I hate that guy!