A "Balanced" TF2 Weapon Generator

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Weapon generators are a lot of fun to mess with, but when you start claiming that the generated weapons are balanced, you're just asking for this video to be made.
    Weapon generator: orteil.dashnet....
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    Here's another crazy one that I generated while making the thumbnail.
    A new SMG for the Sniper:
    Pros:
    +90% firing speed while deployed
    On hit: apply bleed to target for 11 seconds
    On hit: restore 10 health
    +45 max health
    Cons:
    +25% arrow damage vulnerability while deployed
    +15% fall damage vulnerability while deployed
    -10 max health

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  • @sdipl3531
    @sdipl3531 3 года назад +3278

    Pros: +40 max health
    Cons -50 max health
    fuck yea

    • @unregisteredhypercam2774
      @unregisteredhypercam2774 3 года назад +117

      10- helth

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 3 года назад +46

      @@archive-ps6kl you don't know math, clearly.

    • @djrei-y4645
      @djrei-y4645 3 года назад +36

      @@aaronking2020 -10 could actually be infinite health. Idk how tf2 works but if your health reaches 0, you die, but if your health is negative, your health will always be negative no matter how much damage you take, so you will never die as your health never hit 0.

    • @NotfunnyIsAlive
      @NotfunnyIsAlive 3 года назад +62

      @@djrei-y4645 -10 health means 10 point less of health, not negative health

    • @samdaman2939
      @samdaman2939 3 года назад +3

      you stole mine and i love that

  • @nobodyimportant6582
    @nobodyimportant6582 3 года назад +1123

    Imagine making a server where everyone has stock weapons that have this random stat generation for them.

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 3 года назад +53

      This needs to be a thing

    • @GrizonII
      @GrizonII 3 года назад +104

      TF2Classic has a randomizer mode which includes the option to have randomized item attributes, it kinda plays like one would expect this to be.

    • @Atlas-yh6vg
      @Atlas-yh6vg 3 года назад +8

      We need this.

    • @xavis7617
      @xavis7617 3 года назад +10

      This would be the definition of chaos, and I'm all for it.

    • @screm1471
      @screm1471 3 года назад +11

      You either can’t do shit or will become the god of all realities

  • @PingRuim
    @PingRuim 3 года назад +2008

    Pros:
    +become an literal god
    Cons:
    -no random crits

    • @QuartzOfficial
      @QuartzOfficial 3 года назад +15

      how dare thee

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +110

      That's the most useless weapon ever

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls 3 года назад +76

      You’re not a god then
      You become a false one

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 3 года назад +8

      -grammar

    • @bredbug5891
      @bredbug5891 3 года назад +67

      Pros:
      +25% fall damage resistance while deployed
      Cons:
      -existing kills you

  • @tonyf3431
    @tonyf3431 3 года назад +401

    I agree that the first shield's knockback doesn't actually do anything, but I can practically guarantee that the shield would develop a cult of devoted memers who love it specifically for that property.

    • @shalax7881
      @shalax7881 3 года назад +17

      Demoknight tf2

    • @deirasjankauskas3381
      @deirasjankauskas3381 2 года назад +9

      Caberknight tf2

    • @theonlyenicfanever5346
      @theonlyenicfanever5346 2 года назад +28

      I imagine the kill just causes their rag doll to go absolutely flying

    • @tanleejan873
      @tanleejan873 2 года назад +15

      I just imagine it knocks you back after kill but if its the rag doll then it would be absolutely amazing

    • @TheRatLiker
      @TheRatLiker 2 года назад +5

      Dead ringer spies: AAAAHHHHH

  • @a.person1805
    @a.person1805 3 года назад +822

    1:17 If the knockback is applied to you, this would be an amazing weapon. Charge into a group of enemies, slice a head off, then get sent flying backwards, strafing around a corner backwards to get away. Kind of like the caber knockback but cooler.

    • @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
      @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 3 года назад +35

      That's what I was thinking

    • @gabeyab
      @gabeyab 3 года назад +26

      maybe the deployed shit is during the charge

    • @rezfult5291
      @rezfult5291 3 года назад +17

      Go ahead
      Play Upward or Degrootkeep

    • @moist_scrungus
      @moist_scrungus 3 года назад +17

      But it would only cause knockback you if you got the shield bash kill

    • @mochalta2862
      @mochalta2862 3 года назад +3

      So like a spring or an airbag

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 3 года назад +564

    I found a wrench that gives 4 hp regeneration at the cost of 90% of the engineer's movement speed.
    Edit: After a bit of thinking, I'm giving this wrench the name "Slow n' Steady".

    • @Frog-ux5qu
      @Frog-ux5qu 3 года назад +28

      Is that movement speed whilst the wrench is deployed, or at all times?

    • @badzombies2003
      @badzombies2003 3 года назад +39

      @@Frog-ux5qu All the time, it didn't say 'while active' in front of it.

    • @Astraaaaaaaaaaa
      @Astraaaaaaaaaaa 3 года назад +82

      The perfect turtle wrench

    • @tico9951
      @tico9951 3 года назад +36

      The turtle engie

    • @czha8329
      @czha8329 3 года назад +22

      This is for the turtle engi, you just switch from one wrench to another after making your settup

  • @godknightomega
    @godknightomega 3 года назад +1055

    Valve: Ah crap they found our tool for buffing weapons! Now we just have to hope they don't find the ones we use to nerf or retool them...

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 3 года назад +315

    This website is basically
    New heavy mini gun
    Pros: 5% faster movement speed
    +40 max health
    Crits bleeding players
    +3 health regen
    Mini Crits players coated in jarate
    +1% melee resistance while in air
    Cons: your soul
    No Random Crits
    -50 max health
    +75% explosive damage vulnerability
    +500% market gardener vulnerability (new custom stat)
    -100% damage penalty
    Edit:I’ll add any bad stats to this if you give me one
    Edit 2:if you are going say a bad stat try going for one that someone else didn’t pick

    • @xxfortnitegamerxx8536
      @xxfortnitegamerxx8536 3 года назад +20

      unbalanced, remove random crits

    • @totallynotarobot9622
      @totallynotarobot9622 3 года назад +12

      Ah shit I’m sorry I forgot to add that thank you for telling me

    • @xxfortnitegamerxx8536
      @xxfortnitegamerxx8536 3 года назад +10

      @@totallynotarobot9622 no problem, we gotta make all weapons in tf2 more balanced and fun

    • @BichaelStevens
      @BichaelStevens 3 года назад +6

      @@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 update: crits removed, too confusing for new players

    • @BlazingMagpie
      @BlazingMagpie 3 года назад +4

      Also, +40 max health, -50 max health

  • @masterofdisguise6874
    @masterofdisguise6874 3 года назад +633

    I just got: „guaranteed mini grits on players marked for death“.... how useful

    • @he3004
      @he3004 3 года назад +79

      I got a sniper smg that douses enemy in mad milk if you hit them
      But does only 25% damage
      And environmental threats do +70% damage to you (I guess drowning counts as environmental? )

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 3 года назад +73

      @@he3004 You get a nasty sun burn the second you go outside
      It doesn't do anything game play wise, but you grunt when you make weird movements and facial expressions

    • @kalimatronix
      @kalimatronix 3 года назад +34

      I got "Guaranteed mini-crit damage on Jarated players" in cost of -95% clip size for Soldier's rocket launcher.

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +24

      @@kalimatronix -95% from 4 rounds down to 0 rockets.

    • @Xeraghusta
      @Xeraghusta 3 года назад +7

      @@he3004 apart from drowning and maybe fall damage all environmental damage just instantly kills you.

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 3 года назад +288

    "nobody really uses the huntsman ever"
    My porcupine corpse as pyro would disagree

    • @S3w3rSh4rk0
      @S3w3rSh4rk0 3 года назад +9

      Why did you make me suffer from all of that

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 года назад +1

      Just learn to airblast you noob !

    • @unowncommenter9581
      @unowncommenter9581 3 года назад +8

      Sniper from degrootkeep would like to know your location

    • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd
      @DanielFerreira-ez8qd 3 года назад +4

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 airblasting arrows is hell

    • @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805
      @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 3 года назад +8

      @@DanielFerreira-ez8qd Airblasting projectiles in general is hell, people say the airblast hitbox is huge but they dont tell you how that hitbox is flat like a windshield.

  • @vitovito2149
    @vitovito2149 3 года назад +595

    A new grenade launcher for the Demoman:
    Pros:
    -45 max health

    • @Cynidecia
      @Cynidecia 3 года назад +67

      A new kukri for the Sniper:
      On hit: Marks for death enemy
      +95% weapon switch on wearer
      Guaranteed critical hits on players marked for death
      Cons:
      +65% fire damage vulndurability while deployed

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +62

      I just got
      “A new Minigun for the Heavy Weapons guy:
      Pros:
      Crits on equip
      Cons:
      All damage is critical hits

    • @travelsizedarchie
      @travelsizedarchie 3 года назад +11

      @FilippoAndMind It is a pretty interesting concept, not sure what the weapon design would be though. Maybe a space weapon, like the Phlog, or the Cow Mangler 9000.

    • @Leah-Heala
      @Leah-Heala 3 года назад

      it has literally no downside, if you take fire damage swap to the danger shield and deploy your sniper rifle, not only will you negate the downside completely because it's con is when it's *deployed* and not all the time, but the danger shield increases defense against fire. On top of that, it's only downside is for one class only, banking on them getting close to the class with the most range, or counting on a pyro with a flare gun hitting you while you have your melee out for some reason... Yeah it's not a good weapon design as it already infringes on the jarate bush combo which as infuriating as it is. it's more balanced due to the need to equip jarate over a secondary, being exclusively melee at close range, and being a downgrade in normal fights. The minicrits don't help the team unlike scout and his fan of war which has a big downside for that type of weapon because he has the speed and agility to land those melees. So this sniper weapon is not only better then stock, it's better then the bush combo which has the exact same gimmick as this weapon except worse because you trade so much for the ability to maybe ond shot light classes with melee. Ah wrong.guy I quoted, fuck

    • @TheHackerMan644
      @TheHackerMan644 3 года назад

      @@travelsizedarchie and then everyone clapped

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 3 года назад +1804

    Plot twist : *Valve used this to create the weapons in TF2*

    • @colesterollum8310
      @colesterollum8310 3 года назад +101

      No, Valve used this to *BALANCE* tf2 weapons

    • @felixargyle3194
      @felixargyle3194 3 года назад +21

      That’s what they did for the pyro melees at the least

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 года назад +12

      @@felixargyle3194 Then there's the Phlog. My God, the phlog.

    • @joeshmoe735
      @joeshmoe735 3 года назад +5

      No just the dragons fury
      Fast fire
      Basically crit damage

    • @niuskay2nd590
      @niuskay2nd590 3 года назад +3

      Scorch Shot

  • @MooseGuy
    @MooseGuy 3 года назад +659

    There’s probably at least a few weapons in the workshop based on something from that site

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +32

      And posdibility, that some of them are actually creative and good

    • @Gon-hx4df
      @Gon-hx4df 2 года назад +6

      I feel like these generators can be good to come up with ideas, as long as you just use the results as a base (so tweak the numbers and such)
      Then again, I really like the weapons that actually do some unique stuff a lot more

  • @jimmykemmis9648
    @jimmykemmis9648 3 года назад +412

    A new sword for Demoman
    Pros:
    Guaranteed crits on headshot
    *_About that..._*

    • @GabrielAidley
      @GabrielAidley 3 года назад +54

      They forgot to mention that this is a unique sword you can throw at opponents

    • @Glue_Eater06
      @Glue_Eater06 3 года назад +25

      @@GabrielAidley and it's equiped in the secondary slot to be thrown plus when you also have it in the melee slot you dual-weild the swords for max epicness, no random crits

    • @AnOriginalBreakfast
      @AnOriginalBreakfast 3 года назад +3

      That would be useless for sniper too cause he gets crits on headshot no matter what

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 3 года назад +2

      Actually, headshots aren't guaranteed crits.
      They usually are, and I know I'm ruining the joke, but there are effects that make headshots, well, not crits.

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 2 года назад

      Yes finally you can actually aim for the head to properly chop it off

  • @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint
    @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint 3 года назад +242

    9:56 Ok. So, combine this with the booties, and you're sitting at 240 health. However... Bring in the eyelander, taking you down to 215, bit at max, getting you to 275, and you're basically a speedy, regenerating, crit charging melee heavy. Unbalanced, but yes please.

    • @youtubealt243
      @youtubealt243 3 года назад +30

      It’s all fun and games until a soldier and/or pyro clap you without your resistances

    • @tugazu
      @tugazu 3 года назад +4

      No resintances!

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 3 года назад +1

      @@tugazu NO CAPES

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 3 года назад +2

      @@angellm8192 breaks on x kills
      crits on headshot
      x less healing from x sources
      x degrees projectile deviation
      x more firing speed
      switch from and switch to stats
      if this is a joke...

    • @Rocotolaji
      @Rocotolaji 3 года назад +2

      Make the dream happen

  • @trivynium
    @trivynium 3 года назад +160

    Demo pipe laucher
    Pros: On hit an enemy, kill all enemies
    90% resistance from all source
    Cons: You cant see shit

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 3 года назад +3

      Dang, i kinda wish i was blind then

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 3 года назад +6

      I call it the "Blind Fire"!

    • @Frog-ux5qu
      @Frog-ux5qu 3 года назад +1

      You forgot no random critical hits, too unbalanced

    • @razor9768
      @razor9768 3 года назад

      That’s like playing as earlier update of Cave Johnson in a FF2 map where the grenade (explosive lemon) launcher barrel covers your entire view.

    • @peika8324
      @peika8324 3 года назад +1

      With my skill of pipe that won’t be any different, so I say it’s a upgrade

  • @jgmr645
    @jgmr645 3 года назад +63

    on wearer: if the weapon is equipped
    while deployed: if you`re using it

  • @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
    @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 3 года назад +141

    Can we discuss that "backstab" at 1:34 ? My god

    • @Szpieg2000
      @Szpieg2000 3 года назад +1

      It looks like the backstab glitch when you are invisible

    • @tezcanaslan2877
      @tezcanaslan2877 3 года назад +3

      Thats a regular stab that killed heavy because he didnt had that much hp

    • @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R
      @F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R 3 года назад +20

      @@tezcanaslan2877Check the kill feed, it's a backstab

    • @Szpieg2000
      @Szpieg2000 3 года назад +12

      @@tezcanaslan2877 no it isn't
      1.animation
      2.kill feed
      Both say it was a back stab

    • @justinyreallife5688
      @justinyreallife5688 3 года назад

      @@tezcanaslan2877 his health was full the kill feed was the backstab and the animation

  • @Steamer-fp1nl
    @Steamer-fp1nl 3 года назад +87

    Someone needs to make a server where every day like 9 new weapons are generated and just put into the game replacing existing weapon stats and the 9 weapons are cycled daily.

    • @kellymountain
      @kellymountain 3 года назад +1

      it would be named something like random.tf

    • @CharaTR
      @CharaTR 2 месяца назад

      So what happens if everyone uses weapons to kill everyone on the server?

  • @yournamehere8123
    @yournamehere8123 3 года назад +103

    I'd say that, "-100% spin-up speed is way worse than the brass beast", is a slight understatement. You'd literally never get spun up.

    • @yournamehere8123
      @yournamehere8123 3 года назад +3

      @Rtu Barmen Ah thx for the info. But shouldn't it be -50% Spin-up speed then?

    • @serenitytwinkle5105
      @serenitytwinkle5105 3 года назад +7

      @@yournamehere8123 i think it is calculated like this:
      If the standart Spin Up tine would be 3 seconds and another minigun has -50% Spin up speed it would take 4.5 seconds to spin up

    • @yournamehere8123
      @yournamehere8123 3 года назад +2

      @@serenitytwinkle5105 Yes yes, i get how it's calculated. But i was thinking about the way it is displayed could be wrong. Double the time to spin-up means half the speed. So +100% Spin-up-Time means -50% Spin-up-Speed. That's why I was wondering about -100% Spin-up-Speed, because that would set the Spin-up-time to infinite.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад

      @@yournamehere8123 You say you know how it's calculated yet continue trying to figure out why it's calculated and displayed that way lol

    • @yournamehere8123
      @yournamehere8123 3 года назад +1

      @@TheDream64 Yes, that's why I said -50% Speed or +100% Time required. -100% of 3 is 0, so your spin-up-speed would be at 0 or your spin-up time at infinity.

  • @devinmcsorley
    @devinmcsorley 3 года назад +25

    The "on kill: inflicts knockback" is just there for funny ragdolls

  • @samdaman2939
    @samdaman2939 3 года назад +358

    A new rocket launcher for the Soldier:
    Pros:
    +10 max health
    Cons:
    -50 max health
    wow

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 3 года назад

      mmm

    • @samdaman2939
      @samdaman2939 3 года назад +1

      @@emcdermott3602 lol

    • @samdaman2939
      @samdaman2939 3 года назад +34

      @@emcdermott3602
      A new flare gun for the Pyro:
      Pros:
      On hit: Ignites enemy
      Cons:
      +10% fall damage vulndurability on wearer
      -20% damage to buildings while deployed
      -25 max health

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR 3 года назад

      confused stonks

    • @godknightomega
      @godknightomega 3 года назад +16

      @@samdaman2939
      Can do you one better.
      A new flare gun for Pyro:
      Pros:
      On hit: ignites enemies
      +10 max health
      Cons:
      Afterburn damage this weapon deals -95%
      Afterburn duration reduced by 50%
      -35 maximum health

  • @videakias3000
    @videakias3000 3 года назад +81

    here is an idea for a new scattergun for scout:
    pros:
    -no fall damage
    +5 max health
    +50% damage against sentries
    cons:
    -50 max health
    -50% less speed
    -3 max health
    -2 max health

    • @potoman
      @potoman 3 года назад +10

      The scout would have 75 of health wtf

    • @videakias3000
      @videakias3000 3 года назад +20

      @@potoman
      helth.

    • @wiselychosenname2867
      @wiselychosenname2867 3 года назад +16

      Equips the sandman to insert dominance

  • @jetstreamsam9580
    @jetstreamsam9580 3 года назад +168

    Fun fact: The creator of this, Ortiel, is the creator of Cookie Clicker!

    • @zeruela06
      @zeruela06 3 года назад +10

      it says by deathwood at the top though?

    • @abalyon7043
      @abalyon7043 3 года назад +2

      @@zeruela06 yea

    • @laurasullivan77
      @laurasullivan77 3 года назад +20

      Ortiel makes random gen from which this was created

  • @cutx1
    @cutx1 3 года назад +40

    3:33 so basically the heavy could sit and defend, like an unkillable sentry gun but has to get kills to be unkillable.

  • @Dabs_All_Ovar
    @Dabs_All_Ovar 3 года назад +79

    pros:
    enemies die on sighting
    unusuals are transferred to you
    on hit: instantly win the game
    cons:
    *-30 max health*

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +73

    Don’t worry about it, “vulnerability” is the proper spelling.

    • @certifiedgigachad8419
      @certifiedgigachad8419 3 года назад

      Wrong

    • @Rodrigo-kq3js
      @Rodrigo-kq3js 3 года назад

      @@certifiedgigachad8419 yeah, the proper spelling is
      vuldnendurabinyndiability

    • @Gon-hx4df
      @Gon-hx4df 2 года назад

      @@certifiedgigachad8419 Who's gonna tell 'em

  • @abalyon7043
    @abalyon7043 3 года назад +95

    Generator in a nutshell:
    Pros;
    Regenerate health
    More max health
    Cons:
    Some vulndurability shit
    Less max health

    • @bruschetta7711
      @bruschetta7711 3 года назад +11

      I am still laughing At that vulndurabilility

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +2

      @Rtu Barmen vulndurability*

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 года назад +1

      help im in a nutshell

  • @fortnitesexman
    @fortnitesexman 3 года назад +45

    7:35 it's like the candy cane but on steroids
    Honestly tho this weapon could work with some major tweaking
    A weapon that makes you situationally harder to kill while making you situationally easier to kill is..like the fists of steel actually

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +4

      A weapon, that makes you potentially immortal when you are skilled, and turns u into poo if u r a mindless gibus

    • @mickchem5277
      @mickchem5277 2 года назад

      Could be nice for countering the direct hit

  • @Pinpap_
    @Pinpap_ 3 года назад +16

    New bat for scout:
    Whacket:
    Pros:
    -on swing: reflect projectile
    Cons:
    - +explosion damage vulnerability
    - slower swing speed

    • @lostriv09
      @lostriv09 2 года назад +1

      so airblast but if you fail you die

  • @jayjaygolden5123
    @jayjaygolden5123 3 года назад +36

    on kill: Inflicts knockback
    so...it sends enemy corpses FLYING?

    • @danielshrekoderbanner
      @danielshrekoderbanner 3 года назад

      I think it sends you back which would be really cool tbh

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 3 года назад +5

      @@danielshrekoderbanner thats a cool very demo idea- i imagine a demo charge shield with an explosive on it, and when he collides it explodes, dealing big AoE damage and knocking the demoman back for a small bit of self damage. Not a lot though, because unlike the caber, the explosion is totaly being blocked by a small shield.

  • @whitefang1657
    @whitefang1657 3 года назад +11

    A new scattergun for the Scout:
    Pros:
    On kill: Inflicts knockback
    +100% fire damage resistance while deployed
    +5 max health
    Guaranteed critical hits on Jarated players
    Cons:
    -20% accurracy on wearer
    -35 max health

  • @mr365truck
    @mr365truck 3 года назад +31

    10:25 imagine that reload speed on the stickybomb launcher

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 года назад +21

      Me and the bois waiting entire life to see number go up to 8:

  • @nojustno4209
    @nojustno4209 3 года назад +35

    11:05 Me who just got the fortified compound from a weapon drop: *are you sure about that*

    • @samdaman2939
      @samdaman2939 3 года назад +3

      Press X for same

    • @tonyf3431
      @tonyf3431 3 года назад +4

      also it'd probably apply to the Crusader's Crossbow as well

    • @dr_doritotf2305
      @dr_doritotf2305 3 года назад +2

      yeah so i did the math on the saw and it does 130 fucking damage, considering that random crits do 3x as much, this thing does 390 damage, that's more than a crit pill. imagine kritzing this. you can kill everything except an overhealed heavy.

    • @weebcraft6829
      @weebcraft6829 3 года назад +1

      @@dr_doritotf2305 Move over Demoknight. The Medicknight is here

  • @nojustno4209
    @nojustno4209 3 года назад +34

    This is what Karma Charger uses

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +11

    There should be a joke version that generates really ridiculously overpowered weapon stats and then makes the only downside "no random crits"

  • @jkljosh7392
    @jkljosh7392 3 года назад +6

    12:37 A sniper rifle you can shoot mutiple times without having to reload actually sounds kinda good...

    • @Xeraghusta
      @Xeraghusta 3 года назад +3

      You say that until your entire team gets head shot by a decent sniper in like 3 seconds

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 3 года назад +8

    You got it slightly wrong: when it comes to shields, probably the whole "damage to buildings/guaranteed crits" are not from the shield bash, but the passive stat modifiers instead. Meaning that one shield would turn your Demo into a bulldozer against Engie, with either Grenades or melee, and the other one would make your melee and primary crit against overhealed players, which is kinda cool, ngl.

  • @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint
    @wholefttheydogatcentralpoint 3 года назад +18

    4:17 This sniperrifle's single downside could be negated by the danger shield. Not to mention, if you wore the cozy camper, you'd regenerate a constant 5-7 health per second. Or, you could pair it with the jarate or carbine for minicrit madness. Neat... But probably unbalanced.

    • @TheNothingYT
      @TheNothingYT 3 года назад +1

      pair that sniper rifle with the bushwacka and holy shit.

    • @icyan393
      @icyan393 Год назад

      This rifle paired with danger shield + bushwhacka would be crazy, negating that single downside AND getting guaranteed crits with bushwhacka

  • @FSRiko
    @FSRiko 3 года назад +8

    the second item, the shield, is good as hell for medieval mode bro

  • @dededeletethis9940
    @dededeletethis9940 3 года назад +16

    Pros: all of them
    Cons: no random crits

  • @emcdermott3602
    @emcdermott3602 3 года назад +4

    i just did this and...
    A new pistol for the Scout and Engineer:
    Pros:
    Regenerate 2 health points per second
    Cons:
    +90% explosive damage vulndurability while deployed
    Yup sounds balanced nothing wrong here

    • @a.person1805
      @a.person1805 3 года назад

      So it's the candy cane but a gun?

  • @V-emm
    @V-emm 3 года назад +17

    A new stickybomb launcher for the Demoman:
    Pros:
    Guaranteed critical hits on headshots
    Cons:
    -50 max health
    What?

    • @Szpieg2000
      @Szpieg2000 3 года назад +3

      *critical hits on headshots*
      First of all sticky bomb launcher can't headshot
      Second of all
      You always get crits on heads shot at least for sniper
      *sorry M8 im confused as well*

    • @davetheanimerock5948
      @davetheanimerock5948 3 года назад +3

      Just blast their face and Boom, crits that literally instakill

    • @DouglasDaWolf
      @DouglasDaWolf 3 года назад +1

      Maybe it'd be a tool to reward airburst stickyspammers, but only if it ONLY hits head hitboxes

    • @Szpieg2000
      @Szpieg2000 3 года назад

      @@DouglasDaWolf but sticky bombs don't explode on impact and they Also jump off enemies So it whould be a direct downgrade

    • @DouglasDaWolf
      @DouglasDaWolf 3 года назад

      @@Szpieg2000 I mean if the demoman manually detonated the sticky in the air above an enemy’s head, it’d crit them

  • @zacsolo1594
    @zacsolo1594 3 года назад +14

    8:18 This looks like a MvM weapon, crit resistance and more hp? Sign me up to kill crit soldiers

  • @zealousdoggo
    @zealousdoggo 3 года назад +11

    I found a sword for demoman
    Pros:
    Immune to bullets
    Critical hits on disguised players
    Cons:
    One shot by environmental damage
    No random critz

  • @Szpieg2000
    @Szpieg2000 3 года назад +3

    I tried out myself and theese are the results
    A new axe for the Pyro:
    Pros:
    +100% damage on wearer
    Cons:
    -15 max health
    -45% firing speed while deployed
    ----------------------
    A new revolver for the Spy:
    Pros:
    +60% jump height while deployed
    Regenerate 1 health points per second
    Cons:
    +15% explosive damage vulndurability on wearer
    -40 max health
    -30% accurracy while deployed
    --------------------
    A new flamethrower for the Pyro:
    Pros:
    +40 max health
    Guaranteed mini-crit damage on flaming targets
    +55% afterburn damage on wearer
    Cons:
    +90% melee damage vulndurability while

    • @DollaSignD
      @DollaSignD 3 года назад

      Lol spy does not need worse accuracy

    • @zacsolo1594
      @zacsolo1594 3 года назад

      That Flamethrower is ridiculous, you are like a walking death machine

  • @robob4465
    @robob4465 3 года назад +5

    5:50
    "The Compact Crusader"
    +50% switch speed
    on melee kill: primary weapon gains mini crits
    longer melee range
    -15 max health
    -40% primary weapon reserve ammo
    -no random critical hits
    looks like one of these dagger props that fold to imitate stabbing

  • @landoh8040
    @landoh8040 3 года назад +4

    Did anyone notice that the generator said "vulndurability" rather than vulnerability

  • @hankb4516
    @hankb4516 3 года назад +19

    This thing really likes health bars.

  • @moist_scrungus
    @moist_scrungus 3 года назад +10

    Btw, the Crusader's Crossbow counts as arrow damage too

    • @Gon-hx4df
      @Gon-hx4df 2 года назад

      It doesn't shoot arrows tho. It used to, thus the "no critical hit on headshot" stat they never removed, but it was changed to shoot seringes

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 3 года назад +11

    Imagine Randomizer but the weapon's stats are randomized

  • @bernabus
    @bernabus 3 года назад +10

    Pros: God
    Cons: +85% bullet damage vunerability on wearer

  • @DerpySnake
    @DerpySnake 3 года назад +3

    For anyone who doesn't know: Plus/Minus healing on wearer usually means from medics mediguns. Not sure if it also means medpacks or not.

  • @MrCubFan415
    @MrCubFan415 3 года назад +10

    2:59 “So does this weapon increase your max health?”
    “Well yes, but actually no.”

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 3 года назад +5

    I believe weapon switch speed while deployed basically means if you're switching away from that weapon, you can do so faster.

  • @PantheraLeo04
    @PantheraLeo04 3 года назад +8

    New bow for sniper:
    +charged shots decapitate victims
    +15 health on wearer
    -100% damage
    so if you fully charge it, it will instakill, bout otherwise it does nothing

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 3 года назад +4

    Balanced version of 10:06 grenade launcher:
    Wearer never takes fall damage
    -15 max health on wearer
    It's the stickyjumper's pill launcher. Personally I love playing stickyjumper demo to harass enemies in their backline so I would use this a lot.

  • @Tactalin
    @Tactalin 3 года назад +5

    There needs to be some kind of community server that randomly changes weapon stats like this every time you respawn.

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 3 года назад +8

    "VULNDURABILITY"

  • @drunknpyroo5-279
    @drunknpyroo5-279 3 года назад +42

    “Balanced” Random Crits

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 3 года назад +3

    That scout bat is basically made to stop 124hp scunts from stealing your 30hp burning self's health packs.

  • @retro7317
    @retro7317 3 года назад +2

    This one kinda makes sense
    A new pistol for the Engineer:
    Pros:
    +95% fire damage resistance while deployed
    Guaranteed critical hits on players marked for death
    On kill: Douses enemy in Jarate
    Cons:
    +25% mini-crit damage vulnerability on wearer

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 3 года назад +28

    "This is not a balanced weapon generator."
    Slander. Heresy. Absolute madness.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 года назад

      Order the exterminatus

  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg 3 года назад +2

    7:15 it's +30% bleed damage "vulndurability," so you lose 30% less durability from bleeding while ubercharaged.

  • @phoenixjones2569
    @phoenixjones2569 3 года назад +5

    11:03
    Me, a huntsman sniper: *Jojo music starts*
    14:59
    Me: Dead

  • @The_WhitePencil
    @The_WhitePencil 3 года назад +1

    10:23 I like the implication here because even the one upside (fall damage resistance) is made mute by the lessened max health, meaning you would probably die from most falls anyway.

  • @rybo4663
    @rybo4663 3 года назад +4

    A new minigun for the Heavy Weapons Guy:
    Pros:
    +15 max health
    Cons:
    +75% fall damage vulndurability on wearer
    -20 max health

  • @bruhmoment5465
    @bruhmoment5465 3 года назад +2

    The shield at 12:58 makes demoknight competitively viable
    Everyone is overhealed in the pocket + guaranteed crits, and uhhhh, say goodbye to your scouts and demo lmao

  • @cinex20
    @cinex20 3 года назад +4

    The last one still wouldn't protect you from arrows if you took a headshot, because crit damage is separate from the arrow damage.

  • @doggone12ify
    @doggone12ify 3 года назад +2

    12:10 no, that DOES do something, basically, implying that you got a kill with every shot, you would increase your ammo by, let's say for instance, 20. If you start with 20, then get 20 kills, you would get 40 shots when you refill. Since the ammo count doubles as the clip size for sniper, you would basically be able to create a bottomless sniper rifle, meaning you could be on the field longer.

  • @donaldbrownrigg8150
    @donaldbrownrigg8150 3 года назад +4

    11:55 sniper rifle could have a clip as one of the things about that weapon, its a sniper that has a magazine

  • @emeraldkat7344
    @emeraldkat7344 3 года назад +2

    That one bone saw with double damage would be insane in medieval

  • @KidNamedKewlHam
    @KidNamedKewlHam 3 года назад +3

    Is no one gonna talk about how he has so many HP in the gameplay footage?

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +1

      It's a 10x server and he's using the Kunai

  • @MarlowPreston
    @MarlowPreston 3 года назад +2

    9:02 Rip those Heavy gloves that were generated for a second.

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 3 года назад

      +20 max health (it's something) for a lower jump height while deployed (like that would make a difference) and 40% damage vulnerability (again, that's pretty much non-existent). That's a small buff over stock.

  • @jaakkohaapasalo1873
    @jaakkohaapasalo1873 3 года назад +3

    "like who would ever wear this"
    Meme lords: you just got *V E C T O R E D*

  • @Jimmyfishthe3rd
    @Jimmyfishthe3rd 3 года назад +2

    "Nobody uses the huntsman"
    Joins lobby: all snipers are using it.

  • @bigladmatt6769
    @bigladmatt6769 3 года назад +5

    The Demoman's shield is the definition of a glass cannon

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 3 года назад +2

    Balanced version of 7:34 Bat:
    While Active:
    Wearer cannot be crit
    On hit: +15 health
    -15% movement speed
    +100% melee damage vulnerability
    It's like a weird Fists of Steel thing. Run up and bat people in the face, and hope you kill them before they react and melee you back. This would be a hilarious meme weapon. Scout-knight, anyone?

  • @Jtngetabettername
    @Jtngetabettername 3 года назад +3

    New grenade launcher for the Demoman:
    Pros:
    -25 max health
    Cons:
    -90% damage when deployed
    +some more
    Wow

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 3 года назад +2

    Balanced version of 13:03 flaregun:
    On Hit: Deal mini-crits for 8 seconds with all weapons
    -25 max health
    -65% secondary ammo on wearer
    It has 6 shots, if you land a shot you get mini-crits, but you only have 150 health. Glass cannon Pyro basically.

  • @pphrph
    @pphrph 3 года назад +4

    imagine this but its a plugin for a randomizer server

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 года назад

      Wouldnt be as chaotic as your average 10x server

    • @pphrph
      @pphrph 3 года назад

      @@dean_l33 ik but you can add 10x plugin as well

  • @cheddartaco
    @cheddartaco 3 года назад +1

    8:28 the crit resistance means you take no crit damage, just regular damage, since crits deal 3x damage and you take only a third of it

  • @MNB730
    @MNB730 3 года назад +5

    Am i the only one just more entertained by the chat being mad at a spy using a gun on a 10x hightower out of all places lmao

  • @Mohandar881
    @Mohandar881 3 года назад +2

    Arrow damage resistance/vulnerability would be just so great/crippling in medieval mode.

  • @tomlawson4713
    @tomlawson4713 3 года назад +4

    The arrow resistance shield would be extremely OP in Medieval.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 3 года назад

      Eh the fire arrows would make it less practical

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 3 года назад

      But then again shields should protect you from arrows

  • @WolvericCatkin
    @WolvericCatkin 3 года назад +2

    Oh god... I remembered what *"Weapon switch speed while deployed"* means... _it means you have a faster switch away speed_ , so that Demo sword is designed in a way to encourage *not* using it... 😂 Just, why??

  • @dangerkoopa64
    @dangerkoopa64 3 года назад +6

    "In the future, comedy will be randomly generated."

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 3 года назад +2

    Balanced version of 7:00 Minigun:
    Wearer takes no fall damage
    +150% jump height on wearer
    -15% firing speed
    idfk lol, maybe a flanking Minigun or something?
    You could do the jump-rev trick really well around corners

  • @ruenvedder5921
    @ruenvedder5921 3 года назад +3

    The shield would be really fun in medieval mode

  • @chokyboy8816
    @chokyboy8816 3 года назад +2

    A new flamethrower for the pyro
    Pros: on hit: minicrits +100 jump height
    Cons: -15 health

  • @crystalgeodes3969
    @crystalgeodes3969 3 года назад +3

    Just got this one. I call it "The Pyrophile"
    A new sniper rifle for the Sniper:
    Pros:
    +5% bonus healing on wearer
    On hit: Ignites enemy
    Regenerate 3 health points per second
    +15 max health
    Cons:
    -30% weapon switch while deployed

  • @Xghtif
    @Xghtif Год назад +1

    A new kukri for the Sniper:
    On hit: Douses enemy in Mad Milk
    Regenerate 4 health points per second
    +85% bullet damage resistance while deployed
    +40 max health
    Cons:
    +60% bleed damage vulndurability on wearer
    -100% jump height while deployed
    What

  • @unowncommenter9581
    @unowncommenter9581 3 года назад +4

    "Guaranteed mini-crit damage on players marked for death"
    I think this generator is broken, guys.

  • @waffles6280
    @waffles6280 3 года назад +1

    Examples of bizarre effects I got while playing around with the generator
    On Kill: Slows down enemy
    100% Environmental Resistance on wearer
    -95% damage while deployed
    100% arrow damage vulnerability
    +25% Environmental damage vulnerability while deployed
    +15% self damage resistance on wearer (Sounds good? Well it's for a scout pistol)
    On Kill: douses enemy in Jarate
    +75% self-inflicted damage vulnerability while deployed (For the medic)
    -100% movement speed while deployed
    Guaranteed mini-crit damage on headshots (Pyro axe)

  • @ghartuckt663
    @ghartuckt663 3 года назад +4

    Hmmm gamer

  • @darkanayer5867
    @darkanayer5867 3 года назад +1

    A new SMG for the Sniper:
    Pros:
    Regenerate 4 health points per second
    Guaranteed critical hits on player's backs
    Cons:
    -5 max health
    +35% arrow damage vulndurability while deployed
    Honestly, if you change the arrow to bullet or just all damage, you got yourself a good and relatively balanced flanksniper, and thats cool. I'll cat it "Hitmans hidden friend"

  • @ultimazilla9814
    @ultimazilla9814 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:15 notice how it says -100% spin-up speed, meaning there is no spin up speed, it’s instant

    • @da_purple_lizard
      @da_purple_lizard 2 месяца назад

      that would be so if it said "spin-up time".
      imagine the minigun's spin-up as a progress bar that fills up with a certain speed (spin-up speed). -100% spin-up speed means that the progress bar is not getting filled. you can't fire the weapon.

  • @Bluedog3000
    @Bluedog3000 3 года назад +1

    A new shotgun for the Heavy Weapons Guy:
    Pros:
    Regenerate 5 health points per second
    +35% bonus healing while deployed
    +30 max health
    On hit: +6 health points
    Cons:
    -100% jump height on wearer
    +10% explosive damage vulnerability while deployed
    the "sandvich" shotgun

  • @thememelords9491
    @thememelords9491 3 года назад +1

    New scout pistol:
    Pros: Insta kills anyone with the direct hit equipped
    cons: Cannot damage anyone who doesnt have the direct hit equipped
    -13 health
    69% more damage from arrows

  • @brodieblair1138
    @brodieblair1138 3 года назад +1

    8:14 I think if this weapon was added it would be called "The slugger's siphon" its a really cool design and I wish someone made something like this for scout.