Oh TOM!!! I’m so thrilled!! You made my day !! Your narrating is so awesome!! I can listen to you all day!! My eyes shed tears when you mentioned my name and my sister’s name!!! You are such a gift!! Keep ‘em coming Tom!! You are right! Many many beavers in Canada that roam free!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
So happy you enjoyed it my lovely friend! Really can't thank you enough for sending the hard copies, they're wonderful (as are you). More are of course coming so expect more cheeky dedications to you and your sisters beaver ;)
These stories are wonderful, the majority can be read to children without them catching the innuendos or even suspecting they mean anything else which is good as parents can just read them to the kids while enjoying the double meanings and getting a good laugh for themselves, or breaking out the books during a party to read aloud to all the guests. Thank you all who write, draw, publish and put onto the internet for creating such wonderfully humorous stories. You’ve definitely earned the likes and subscriptions and I look forward to seeing more in the future as well as getting to read them to the kids at bedtime.
I would be curious if there is actually some parent alive today or elementary school teacher that would actually TOTALLY miss the innuendo of this story and read it out loud to their children or students in a clueless fog.
@@Moald One of the best uses of the term is a joke from a Leisure Suit Larry game. You can find a beaver that was stuffed and the voice over narrator has tons of good lines if you click on it. One of the best being we asked fans what they wanted to see more of in the next game and they said beavers. You can also get him to say oh that is one hairy beaver.
@@jjp.8690 Ward, "Nah June I used to give it to you twice as hard and twice as long". "But your beaver started to smell like road kill and we had to put it to sleep".
Actually... it was Ward who said to June: "I'm so disappointed in Mary Ellen Rodgers! She used The Beaver to get Wally to take her to the Dance!" To which June replied, "Well Honey... we women have our ways!"
ha ha its happened to me several times as well in life . now when i watch beaver or pussy documentaries . i now know pussies and beavers will always be hungry when your not home
It's been fifty years since Queensland banned the Enid Blyton book "Noddy Feels a Little Queer" so I was pleased to seen Brenda's Beaver getting a mention.
Oh... I'm going to share this one.! Young kid's wouldn't catch the innuendos at all. How a mother could read this to her young daughter as a bedtime story and keep a straight face is beyond me. Well done, yo know from funny.!
My beaver likes balls that go straight into the hole ... a good hit helps the balls swing side to side .... always content after my beaver has a winning game .... hope 2021 is filled with happiness harmony kindness consistency safety peace to all..... ⛳️ ✌🏻🥰💌💝
Every times the Narrator says Beaver I explode in laugh , and family in the other room wonddering what is happening 😂😂😂 Keep going! Books are amazing and the narration is just pure art 👌
OMG a new Brenda Beaver and a very good thank you Tom you've been quite naughty in your writing😏 so whats next for naughty Tom keep up the good work and see you in the next video🤔🐈😘
Got my Tom Foolery fix and good advise, take my beaver out of hibernation and take up gulf. Let the good times roll every tueday. You complete my U Tube experience.
Holy cow. I couldn't eat my burrito on first break at my job. Laughed really hard. For some reason or another I picture these lovely stories in the future being narrated by the midget actor on Bad Santa movie ..from time to time. Or Andrew Dice Clay. Hell let's throw some Rodney Dangerfieldisms for good measure. "Brenda's beaver was so big ........"
This bring into focus the song... Mary has a little lamb… It's fleece is white as snow; Everywhere that Mary goes …The lamb was sure to show; It came with her to school one day… Which was against the rules; It made the children laugh and play…To see her lamb at school; And so the teacher turned it out… But still it lingered near; Why does the lamb love Mary so? The eager children cry; Mary loves her little lamb…The teacher did reply (I am sure there is an iTomfoolery story herein)
OMG this is friggin' hilarious, I laughed so hard I pissed myself. Is this fabulous set of literary brilliance any relation to 'Daddy was a Fudge Packer'?
Hahaha!!! Excellent! This is Barb's sister Brenda and,yes,there are many lovely beavers running around here in Canada! Thanks for the great laugh! Your voice is superb! 🤩
Oh TOM!!! I’m so thrilled!! You made my day !! Your narrating is so awesome!! I can listen to you all day!! My eyes shed tears when you mentioned my name and my sister’s name!!! You are such a gift!! Keep ‘em coming Tom!! You are right! Many many beavers in Canada that roam free!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
So happy you enjoyed it my lovely friend! Really can't thank you enough for sending the hard copies, they're wonderful (as are you). More are of course coming so expect more cheeky dedications to you and your sisters beaver ;)
@@iTomFoolery 🥰🥰😃😃👍👍. Can’t wait to listen to the others!! I’m your biggest fan 👍👍👍👍👍😘😘😘😘
@@barbaraparrott2829 🥰😘💙
@@barbaraparrott2829 - But is your beaver his biggest fan? That’s the question. 😉
Unfortunately they’re all masked up, locked down and socially distanced. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
No one's going to mention that Gary was having a drink with Brenda's Beaver at the end
Finally a wholesome children's book about golf ⛳️
LOL! I KNOW right?!
sure "wholesome"
Yeah..... golf......
@Obamium you spelled it wrong XD
@@opposite-night double woooosh
These stories are wonderful, the majority can be read to children without them catching the innuendos or even suspecting they mean anything else which is good as parents can just read them to the kids while enjoying the double meanings and getting a good laugh for themselves, or breaking out the books during a party to read aloud to all the guests. Thank you all who write, draw, publish and put onto the internet for creating such wonderfully humorous stories. You’ve definitely earned the likes and subscriptions and I look forward to seeing more in the future as well as getting to read them to the kids at bedtime.
Except "go the fuck to sleep" and "fuck now there are two of you"
I’m 11 and I understand everything
@@nikkilogo6720 yeah, that’s what the internet does to kids (no offense)
@@catto643 ik
@@nikkilogo6720 ha same
Larry's dog and Gary's hog having a swordfight had me cackling
I would be curious if there is actually some parent alive today or elementary school teacher that would actually TOTALLY miss the innuendo of this story and read it out loud to their children or students in a clueless fog.
I bet that person is out there somewhere
I will if I ever pass that licensure exam
Me, in 5th grade, know most of us will get it.
I've never heard a vagina being called a beaver, I just call it a pussy
But then again I'm not a woman, I'm a man
@@Moald One of the best uses of the term is a joke from a Leisure Suit Larry game. You can find a beaver that was stuffed and the voice over narrator has tons of good lines if you click on it. One of the best being we asked fans what they wanted to see more of in the next game and they said beavers. You can also get him to say oh that is one hairy beaver.
Well what a great golf story! Usually I am not a sports fan but in this case the story brought a smile to my face.
So a deep and meaningful story!
_I really enjoyed imagining the scenes with me in them_
@@oriontigley5089 Books take you to different places don’t they :)
@@oriontigley5089 i was also imagining dirty dirty images
Laying on the green filling holes . Yes I would be in favor of that too .
The second part of this book is called "Brenda's Beaver took a Beating on the Course" !!!!
Leave it to Beaver. “ Ward, don’t you think you were a little hard on the beaver last nite?
Hahhaaaaaaaaaaa
@@jjp.8690 Ward, "Nah June I used to give it to you twice as hard and twice as long". "But your beaver started to smell like road kill and we had to put it to sleep".
"WARD...YOU WERE PRETTY HARD ON THE BEAVER LAST NIGHT.".........JUNE CLEVER.
What does beaver mean? 🦫
That accent of the reader's voice.....😂😂😂
LOL! I KNOW! It makes the story even funnier!!! SO awesome! :) :) :)
If he says“silly songs with Larry the cucumber” he gets in mu will
Yah she knows what it’s all about .
It sounds British.
"Ward, you were really hard on the Beaver last night," June Cleaver.
Actually... it was Ward who said to June: "I'm so disappointed in Mary Ellen Rodgers! She used The Beaver to get Wally to take her to the Dance!" To which June replied, "Well Honey... we women have our ways!"
Funny thing is I used to have a girlfriend named Brenda. We broke up because her beaver did play around.
ha ha its happened to me several times as well in life . now when i watch beaver or pussy documentaries . i now know pussies and beavers will always be hungry when your not home
Ha,Ha. I remember her she was playing with me at my golf coarse! What a girl! & good golfer too !!
@@joephelps7867 that was over 30 years ago. She ended up becoming a stripper sharing with all that pays.
Dont eat at the Y if a dirty putter has played the hole..
@@Watchout1010 I dropped her so fast and moved on to better. Never did miss her.
So very wholesome, I might donate a copy to the local library :)
oh no... XD
And one to the school library too 🙂
I’m gonna do this
Please no
Ohh, Chile!
Just when I thought it couldn’t get better than the original. Such poetic genius.
Brenda was always adding strokes to the game.
Larry and Gary are always up for a few more holes.
"sometimes they have a threesome"
I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
now its 4
"they will have a foursome if Brenda brings a friend"
I lost it at that part
It's been fifty years since Queensland banned the Enid Blyton book "Noddy Feels a Little Queer" so I was pleased to seen Brenda's Beaver getting a mention.
Note to everyone: Don't listen to these while eating or drinking, otherwise you will make a mess or damn near choke to death 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I found that out the hard way. 🤣
@@tristancreed As did myself, like an idiot, several times 😁
You should work on your gag reflex so you don't choke when you swallowing it all down
@@jesuschrist-alphaomega I have zero gag reflex as long as whatever cums in my mouth doesn't taste like bleach or rotten eggs 😁😁😁😁😁😁
. nothing but sweet honey for u. I think I love u 😜😘
Can I just say that Brenda's beaver is freaking adorable?
A lot of guys say that, apparently.
Well thanks haha
fr
who needs Dr Seuss when you have Tom Foolery
A ReachAround Production...
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LOL
There's no way I'd found these on my own. I'm too old for childrens' stories.
This series are pure classics!
Love them!
Oh... I'm going to share this one.! Young kid's wouldn't catch the innuendos at all.
How a mother could read this to her young daughter as a bedtime story and keep a straight face is beyond me. Well done, yo know from funny.!
I'm no young kid, but what innuendos?........
Should someone tell him?
@@sxatcychan1988 Nope. When he is old enough, he will figure it out. :)
@@n2shaver ask the urban dictionary
"Oh God! Give it to me! Give it to me now! I'm so f**king wet!" She cried...
She can shout all she wants. That's no way to ask for the umbrella.
😂😂😂😂
You had us at the first half.
Reminds me of when June said to Ward.... You were a little hard on the Beaver last night.
👍😂😂😂😂
Never said that in the original series
Or, Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver.
Yes, Mrs. Cleaver said that. I’ve seen the episode.
My beaver likes balls that go straight into the hole ... a good hit helps the balls swing side to side .... always content after my beaver has a winning game .... hope 2021 is filled with happiness harmony kindness consistency safety peace to all.....
⛳️ ✌🏻🥰💌💝
This is innocent... I just need to tell myself that this is innocent! 😬
My kindergarten students all love this story!
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“…” indeed.
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Imagine a teacher accidently reading this picture book to her students without realizing what some of the words really mean.
@@oldmanx1234 I'm a teacher could you take the time and explain it for me as I don't get it.
That’s what my mom did 😭
@@VonSutho oh no
@@enigmatic2878 I sure hope you actually have a sense of humour and got my reply?
@@VonSutho I'm saying "oh no" as in you'll learn the meaning if the book...
-or you probably knew that- I don't know. I'm not good at reading the room
Im laughing because it sounded so wrong 😂😂😂
That's the intent.
Me as a toddler: Mommy can you read me a story?
The story she reads to me at night:
I’m not much of a reader, but I could definitely see myself starting a book club with books like these!! LMFAO!!
Every times the Narrator says Beaver I explode in laugh , and family in the other room wonddering what is happening 😂😂😂
Keep going! Books are amazing and the narration is just pure art 👌
Robin: “Beavers are adorable!"
Barney: “No arguments here."
Two beavers are better than one LOL
In the winter, Brenda’s beaver chews on wood.
ZOMBEAVER!!
Brenda's beavers back yippee
Hahahahahahahahah 👍👍👍😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 how does this vid only have 149 likes. I laughed my bloody ass off!!!! I needed this.
This is a stroke of genius.
There should be a "Brenda's Beaver" book involving baseball, so the text can have "third base" and "home run" innuendos!
Lol after watching this I got a “Leave it to Beaver” video in my recommendations.
LMAO I REMEMBER BEING ABLE TO PLAY 18 HOLES
Gives a whole new meaning to “The back nine”.
Welcome back sir and God save you!!! Awesome as always Tom 😁🤘
I believe this is where Primus came up with the song "wynonna's beaver".
Beat me to it. Crazy video.
OMG a new Brenda Beaver and a very good thank you Tom you've been quite naughty in your writing😏 so whats next for naughty Tom keep up the good work and see you in the next video🤔🐈😘
Thank you, very kind. Unfortunately we didn't write the story, we just narrate it. But you are right, we are naughty indeed ;)
If brenda's not careful her beaver will get a fever ..
Larry and Gary would also like to play a round with Krissy and her Brazilian beaver too, I bet.
Man, this is just so wholesome! No adult jokes just a wholesome book.
Got my Tom Foolery fix and good advise, take my beaver out of hibernation and take up gulf. Let the good times roll every tueday. You complete my U Tube experience.
Very kind, thank you.
This is the superior channel
Finally, someone brings golf to life.
Shiezer I didn't realise golf was so exciting. Time to book a round
Pure greatness as always greetings again from Texas
I play this book on tape loudly in my convertible in traffic.
It's good to watch & listen to some clever comedy! In today's world we need all the help we can get! Thank you!
If you listen really closely you can hear double entendres.
Never hehe hehe!
@ David Stewart.... you don't say.... I'm shocked !!!
On all of the videos... can't believe it's so!
I can't hear them
Thanks I couldn't have put them together lol 😆
YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF!!!! LOL
C
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NEXT
TUESDAY
After 3:14 I became temporarely incontinent laughing!!!😂😂😂😂
How did I get here..??!? Between a beaver.. Drivers,'irons and a bunch of balls... This tees me off very much,,,
Holy cow. I couldn't eat my burrito on first break at my job. Laughed really hard. For some reason or another I picture these lovely stories in the future being narrated by the midget actor on Bad Santa movie ..from time to time. Or Andrew Dice Clay. Hell let's throw some Rodney Dangerfieldisms for good measure. "Brenda's beaver was so big ........"
Absolutely perfect. FOUR!!!
Ok, i gotta watch some of these on acid. These are going to make me cry laughing.
Anyone remember on "How I met your Mother" the episode of "Two beavers are better than one"?
I don’t enjoy playing in the rough, but sometimes you just gotta do what you just gotta do.
Glamour for double sense..just appropiate in quarantine..makes my day..
How the narrator can keep a straight face whilst reading this is insane af!
This guy's videos are best watched without looking at the screen
This bring into focus the song... Mary has a little lamb… It's fleece is white as snow; Everywhere that Mary goes …The lamb was sure to show; It came with her to school one day… Which was against the rules; It made the children laugh and play…To see her lamb at school; And so the teacher turned it out… But still it lingered near; Why does the lamb love Mary so? The eager children cry; Mary loves her little lamb…The teacher did reply (I am sure there is an iTomfoolery story herein)
Andrew Dice Clay took care of it.
And the award to most underrated channel goes toooo- Tom Foolery
Frank Drebin: Nice beaver!
Jane Spencer: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 grabs my inhaler just in case I lost air in my lungs
Hahaaaaaaaaa you can weeze and I'll choke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I immediately burst out laughing, and am still laughing at the title. Of course I clicked on it. As I am writing this, it just keeps getting better
This is flipping crazy!! I have never heard this before 😂😂😂
Simply brilliant. Makes me want to take up golf!
Literally for an entire 3 hours my friend and I were playing tom foolery stories in a discord call and started laughing our asses off
Everything and everyword is a meme and a definite quote that can't be altered
Thank you for teaching me golf vernacular.
You have no idea how much I love this!!!
These stories are so beautiful I just want to cry.
My name is Brenda and I approve this
Oh Ward, I’m going to give the beaver a bath.
Play with Brenda's beaver.... hahaha yeah that's whats up boing boing boing!
Love it !!!! ❤️
It’s funny my name is used!!!
Like, wow, man; awesome. 😍
I wonder if Brenda's beaver is friends with Winona's big brown beaver??
Sounds like they went all out on the back nine 👍⛳🏌️♂️🏌️♀️
Interesting. I may have to play with Brenda's beaver one of these days
Brilliantly Funny and clever!
A while ago we had a radio show host reading the somewhat similar "Janet and Hohn" re-writes. It was a prime-time breakfast show, too.
This is hilarious. 😂😂😂
I... I just... just couldn't imagine the innuendo could be laid down so thick! ...to savour every moment best not read so quick.
OMG this is friggin' hilarious, I laughed so hard I pissed myself. Is this fabulous set of literary brilliance any relation to 'Daddy was a Fudge Packer'?
Hahaha!!! Excellent! This is Barb's sister Brenda and,yes,there are many lovely beavers running around here in Canada! Thanks for the great laugh! Your voice is superb! 🤩
Thank you, so glad you enjoyed it. Beavers are good fun indeed 😉
Susan, I'm moving to Canada !
When we lived in Florida I saw many Canadian beavers at the nude beaches.
Has the scratch ‘n sniff version been published?
Really silly..but I can't stop smiling..thanks for that
Being back Tweets Out Loud!! 😂
Maybe...soon.
Wonder if they played all the holes on the course...
Like the backdoor nine?
Brenda can swing both right handed 0:25 and left handed 1:41
Has she tried to take a stroke with both hands at the same time?
Where can I find that ball washing machine? How did I not know about it?
The funny thing is, you can tell this story to your children and they will love it. For different reasons, though...
A true classic.