We are so pleased you enjoyed our narration! We hope that more become aware of it and buy it (via the link in description). We look forward to your next release Bo Nehr ;)
@@poisonouspotato1 my parents have been doing that a lot of times even before i was made in my dads ball sack. I never see them divorce so i guess its fine.
There's a lot of Jacks in my family. A VERY straitlaced, ultra conservative, fundamentalist family with an unhealthy obsession with Jack Hyles, kind of one of the "founding fathers" of the modern fundamentalist Baptists... I really must get them a copy of this book...
Totally honest here...I have a dog named Jack. My dog Jack's off down the street Yes sometimes he runs away Hear the patter of his little feet Chasing other boy dogs because he's... Anxious to play. Thank goodness, for a minute there I couldn't think of a word that rhymed with "away" and also fit the context.
In the grocery store part, it would’ve been funny if this was added: “Uncle Jack loves to eat big, juicy peaches, he grabs a handful and runs away. My Uncle Jack’s off with them!”
Should've named it "My Uncle Jack's Off to Me". It's just the nephews opinion that his uncle Jack's off. I mean, who is the nephew to judge his uncle and what he does anyways? The nerve of that nephew. Keep doing what you're doing, Jack! Don't let anyone make you think you're somehow lesser than everyone else just because you do hobbies that some may find "off"!
He jerks off in the grocery store I wonder if the clerk points to the door and says out because it literally sounds like he stroking his you know what in the store
Hats of to Mr Nehr. These books are tremendous. These books would be perfect for students learning English as a second or third language. Can't wait for the live adaptations!
Thank your for this episode, I really enjoyed it. I was wondering if you have any stories about people who live in mountains? I really like mountain people.
I work for Navy Special Weapons and Tactics Group. I wax my dolphin and polish torpedoes . Sometimes my torpedo. Sometimes my CO's long shot weapon, sometimes Chief's big black extra wide torpedo. That one has extra large explosive load. Sometimes we dive for clams and polish the pearl inside. If pearl is polished right, the clam squirts water, and it can then be eaten with just the tongue. We also have SEALS and they have large equipment with hoses that need to be blown to clear them. Also my job. Must be carefull. If not a thick hose will whip around and slap you in the face.
I really love the iTom Foolery stories they are very funny and very rude too and they kind of make it like a children's book but it's definitely not for kids through they try to make it sound so incontinence through.
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Lol great to see people enjoying this book!! Thanks for making a video read of it! - Bo Nehr
We are so pleased you enjoyed our narration! We hope that more become aware of it and buy it (via the link in description).
We look forward to your next release Bo Nehr ;)
Lol. That's amazing
Omg! It’s you! I subbed!
Great name 🤣
@@boop9430 haha thanks!
I swear these books just get more and more creative
Yup
Oh you're here
Their skills are refining.
Right
Same here.
I read this to my children every night before they go to bed.
They find it so relatable because of past experiences.
Exactly what I’m talking about bro, they find it so relatable
Your a legend
haha same
Nothing's better than a dose of PTSD before sleeping
May I Suggest a Good Online Therapist
My parents laugh their asses off hard every time I introduce a Itomfoolery vid
@@poisonouspotato1 my parents have been doing that a lot of times even before i was made in my dads ball sack. I never see them divorce so i guess its fine.
those are some cool parents
@@w_w5315 coincidentally my parents are asian. They dont really get on to us on out grades unless its an F but yea.
I totally agree...
as a south asian, i can't relate.
The author's not even trying to hide it
I mean what do you expect from someone named bo nehr
@@biggie_tea uhh
@@biggie_tea I’m so glad someone brought up the authors name 💀
I try to hide it but even pants don't do enough of a job...
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 👍👍
This is like:
"hey do you do strange things some times?"
"yes I don't"
no I do
@@miyakoyoshika100yearsago4Yes, maybe.
Yes’nt*
@@NateIsNotOkay yesnt
The writer was born with the worst name, but decided to make something of it. Respect.
lol
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT💀 I’M GOOONNEEEE
@@yaboihuey5298 SAME LMAOOO
It might just be a name the writer added on there to play along with the jokes
@@jimmy_os I'm pretty sure that's what it is
He's actually very innocent and wholesome, and this is all literal.
Cool plot twist!
BROTHER???
@@shunkerdoodle Hi! It’s been ages. How are you?
What a wonderful kid's book im sure it doesnt has any adult jokes
*whonderful kid's book
@@lukechandra6233 what a whonderful whay whith whords 🙃
@@iTomFoolery its bait
@@Un_pendejo65 aww, we thought they where being delightfully whimsical like when whee pronounce whha whords. Oh whhhell
"my uncle jack's off at college, with his professor! he is geetting a P.H.D!"
I love everything about this. The name of the author , Bo Nehr, the narrator's voice, oh! It's all perfect.
Thanks, appreciate it!!
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 no problem, Bo Nehr 😱😱
@@pandergypublishingllc1602hi bo ner :D
There's a lot of Jacks in my family. A VERY straitlaced, ultra conservative, fundamentalist family with an unhealthy obsession with Jack Hyles, kind of one of the "founding fathers" of the modern fundamentalist Baptists... I really must get them a copy of this book...
We will miss you :(((
It makes the perfect gift all year round
Oh oh….
Totally honest here...I have a dog named Jack.
My dog Jack's off down the street
Yes sometimes he runs away
Hear the patter of his little feet
Chasing other boy dogs because he's...
Anxious to play.
Thank goodness, for a minute there I couldn't think of a word that rhymed with "away" and also fit the context.
Well done, lol. Glad you enjoyed the book!!
It's starting to become more subtle! Hooray! Not as subtle as others, but its getting there
Subtle is much much funnier
@@yampk1 Couldn't agree more
Fun fact. If you put the book in cold water, it won't shrink.
From this book, I think we can conclude that Uncle Jack's left handed
I’m left handed but my right arm is strong.
What’s the deal?
@@JohnTabush Maybe a switch hitter?
Unfortunately he's left a lot of things. I feel bad for the cleanup crews. Glad you enjoyed the book!!
In the grocery store part, it would’ve been funny if this was added:
“Uncle Jack loves to eat big, juicy peaches, he grabs a handful and runs away. My Uncle Jack’s off with them!”
Or, “Uncle Jack loves to eat big, juicy peaches. He sees the biggest peaches ever! My uncle Jack’s off to them. He grabs a handful and runs away.”
Jack's*
he's not a shoplifter, professionals have standards.
Or
"My uncle grabs a cucumber, some juicy melons and a banana! He feels their juicy freshness with his hands.
My uncle Jack's off with them!"
@@mosqit4324
Be polite
Be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
You only have 11 dollars. You can either buy:
A candy bar
Or this book
You have chosen this book.
The funny part is theres this 10 dollar chocolate bar I got today called Blanxart milk chocolate and its a hard choice
@@europaaugust9598 lmao
Sounds like airport priced candy.
@@jC-kc4si or movie theater
My mind is dirty this book your sounds wrong
Thank you Tom for bringing these relatively obscure books to light also a great way to teach someone going through puberty
I concur! Thanks and glad you enjoyed it!
Should've named it "My Uncle Jack's Off to Me". It's just the nephews opinion that his uncle Jack's off. I mean, who is the nephew to judge his uncle and what he does anyways? The nerve of that nephew. Keep doing what you're doing, Jack! Don't let anyone make you think you're somehow lesser than everyone else just because you do hobbies that some may find "off"!
Yeah, Uncle Jack is hard to take places sometimes but it always comes out okay in the end. Glad you liked the book!!
this is a very inspirational book
He's a jack of all trades!
1:56
That's a....questionable neck.
I see nothing wrong with it. It's just how male ostriches look. Glad you liked the book, thanks!!
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 did you publish this book?
@@Silver-sonic231 Yep, sure did!
it looks pretty pumped with all those veins 🤣
idk what i'm doing here, I'm a christian channel lol
THE AUTHOR KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
These books are honestly so funny
He jerks off in the grocery store I wonder if the clerk points to the door and says out because it literally sounds like he stroking his you know what in the store
Haha thanks!!
You know damn well I'll read these to my future children
That is an excellent idea! Perhaps one day they'll be a play of it that everyone can make a night on the town of.
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 :D
Hats of to Mr Nehr. These books are tremendous. These books would be perfect for students learning English as a second or third language. Can't wait for the live adaptations!
You hitting me with these post at 1am is the funniest thing! ~♥~
Such wholesome and awesome story!! My 7 year old would love this!!!
Nobody's gonna mention that the writer's name is
"Bo Nehr"? 💀
That has to be a pen name-
If not his parents were just trolling him was he was born.
That's akin to Moe Lester or Mike Litoris.
What can I say, my parents are great namers...
The six dislikes are parents who genuinely want to read story books to children
I think they accidently clicked the wrong icon. Either that or they thought it meant two thumbs up.
"The perfect example of the importance of apostrophe's"
I' con'cur'. Glad you liked the book, thanks!!
How did I miss this one? Guess I was spending too much time petting Brenda's beaver.
Maybe it was checked out at the local library last time you looked. It happens often 😂
I can’t keep a straight face when watching these 😭
Sideways faces are always accepted. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
Sending these to friends without context is everything
Sending them a copy of the book is even better 😅. You can get it on Amazon or the link in my channel description. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
Jill is out with the girls
Playing with Brenda, her beaver
And Lucy Lickalotapuss.
They will have lots pf thrills
Haha glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
Children will sure love this totally normal story book
Jill was too busy getting filled 😂😂
Beautiful story mr.foolery !
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!!
Everytime a verse is read I actually say, "Oh My God"!
Hey Michelle how's things?
That's strange... so does the pastor who lives down the block. Haha, thanks!!
You need to read Brenda's Beaver needs a Barber; the one read by the live woman...
My cousins have an Uncle Jack. I don't He is my Father.
Haha, glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
I feel like someone out there actually reads all these to children and someday the kids are gonna look back and realize their childhood was a lie
And they will continue the tradition with their kids, haha
I say, uncle Jack is very flexible! 🤣
WRITTEN BY BO NEHR
Yep, that's me. Why do people keep making fun of my name?!? Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!! 😉👍
Lol. "I'm Eight Hours off, What is it!?"
California kids giggle.😑
Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
A book for the whole family :)
It also doubles as a cheese log should one get hungry!
“Someone please help my uncle jack off the horse” GOT ME ROLLIN😂😂
ok this one made me laugh more than usual lmao
Thanks, glad you enjoyed the book!!
Uncle Jack has some serious skills!
5:01 Yo the left one's facial structure do be resembling that of Joe Swanson from Family Guys tho
He was actually a conjoined twin separated at birth. That was his connection point. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
These are bloody brilliant.
Thanks, much appreciated!!
This is a nice book! Gonna buy it for my 5 year old brother!
I think this is one of your best pieces of literature do far.
Thanks, much appreciated!! You can get a copy off Amazon or from the link in my channel description.
the author being named Bo Nehr got me
Congrats on 100k man, been supporting since about 10k, keep it up!
I'm gonna buy these books to my children.
Please do!! You can get it off Amazon or from the link in my channel description. Glad you loved it!!
I almost laughed my pants off at the title!
Edit: and at the many jokes!
What a charming man Mr. Nehr is!
Why thank you fine sir. Glad you enjoyed the book!!
Thank your for this episode, I really enjoyed it. I was wondering if you have any stories about people who live in mountains? I really like mountain people.
Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
only british parents will laugh at this banter for a minute without whipping you
These are so funny. Lol!! The turkeys neck n head! Hahaha
I would love to see a teacher think she is reading a childrens book while reading any of these books
Yep we've snuck it to some unsuspecting readers before with hilarious results. Glad you enjoyed it, thanks!!
Imagine if he's just a normal guy and the nephew just has odd choices of wording
Lol, I'm far from normal. Glad you liked the book, thanks!!
*good ending*
FUNNY BUT SERIOUSLY TWISTED!!!!! I NEVER GET TIRED OF THESE!!!!!!
“The perfect example of the importance of apostrophes” That got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my fucking god! This has me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, glad you enjoyed the book!!
I read this to my 6 year old daughter, she loved it!
*what*
Looking forward to hearing what happens when Jack off meets Jill up the hill 😉
They came down the hill together and ended up in a puddle. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
"in 18 holes" you're amazing
Lol thanks!! Glad you enjoyed the book!
You are one of the best humans ever 😂😂😂
Glad you enjoyed the book!!
Your videos cure my depression. I’m being serious, I watch 2 of your videos every time I wake up
Uncle is such an adventurer uncle
He sure is, always getting into sticky situations. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
I’m surprised that uncle jack can blow his own whistle it must be a long one 😏😏😏😏
Damn jack has a lot of energy, but between cleaning his club and messing in the grocery store he needs to take a break and hydrate
My Uncle Jack's known for his stamina! Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
You can tel the storyteller is trying so hard not to laugh reading title and author 🤣
The new member of the nehr family I'm gonna name him bo
Bo nehr
4:48 - They *really* went there?!🤔 *I LOVE IT!* 😆
This guy sounds like Salad fingers but younger
Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
1:55 I FLIPPING DIED
Lol, glad you enjoyed the book. Thanks!!
They even gave it veins 😂
When the bird is-
The most shocking thing is that Jack is left-handed
He's actually got killer grip strength in both hands from playing with his bat and balls. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
Every book should have a moment where Steve Carell says that’s what she said
1:56 the bird has engulfed a whole generation...
He's become a throbbing member of society! Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
2:55 I CAN'T 😭💀
5:48 😭😭THE BUMP, HELP WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I wish my uncle was as cool as him
I work for Navy Special Weapons and Tactics Group.
I wax my dolphin and polish torpedoes . Sometimes my torpedo. Sometimes my CO's long shot weapon, sometimes Chief's big black extra wide torpedo. That one has extra large explosive load.
Sometimes we dive for clams and polish the pearl inside. If pearl is polished right, the clam squirts water, and it can then be eaten with just the tongue. We also have SEALS and they have large equipment with hoses that need to be blown to clear them. Also my job. Must be carefull. If not a thick hose will whip around and slap you in the face.
LMAO has anyone noticed that the authors name is Bo Nehr? Looks an awful lot like a certain word that fits very well with this book 😏
The bird's head, no....no...NO 😭✋
The neck of Uncle Jack's Ostrich is too veiny to not mean something.
I heard Jack only plays the back nine.
Lol! Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
I really love the iTom Foolery stories they are very funny and very rude too and they kind of make it like a children's book but it's definitely not for kids through they try to make it sound so incontinence through.
This is amusingly funny and weird. The most amusing part is the bird
Lol I concur. Thanks and glad you enjoyed the book!!
Anyone with a dirty mind would burst out laughing
I've seen clean minds crack too lol. Glad you liked the book, thanks!
I love the publisher of the books!!
Thanks, I love you too!!
🤣🤣🤣 Damn, I love it!! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣
Glad you liked the book, thanks!!
LOL, this is great! Can you also read "Pete Meets His Pecker" by Rebecca Wild?
Bo Nehr is my favorite rider
*I mean writer*
Thanks, I try to do a lot of riding ! Did you see me mount that horse at the tracks? 😊 Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!
Ok well the book is obviously going to be dirty but the authors name is suprising
My parents had no choice but to name me Nehr since it was their last name as well. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 I didn't expect you toreply!
@@creepynickel084 Surprise!! 😅
Has anyone else realized that uncle jack is wearing a crop top?
It's just his keen sense of fashion. Glad you enjoyed the book, thanks!!
Plot twist: Uncle Jack's last name is Hoffman
"Shooting whipped cream as he runs down the aisle" 💀 💀 💀
Every kid and their parents should read this book.
I concur! Thanks and glad you enjoyed the book!!
@@pandergypublishingllc1602 This was kinda unexpected... I genuinely couldn't stop laughing at this. 10/10 book.
Lol, this book is amazing!!
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!!