Nikki Glaser Doesn’t Mind A Micropenis | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @AntonioGee
    @AntonioGee 4 года назад +4211

    "Don't put the camera on micropenis man!"
    Lmao Conan always delivering some great lines.

    • @ChłódPoranka
      @ChłódPoranka 4 года назад +15

      Cuz it's Conan

    • @robhost4271
      @robhost4271 4 года назад +32

      And right after that Andy richter came into the frame 😂

    • @KEVMAN7987
      @KEVMAN7987 4 года назад +18

      Back on Late Night they would have jumped to a close-up of Max Weinberg with a stamped "micropenis" on screen.

    • @Drizzle600
      @Drizzle600 4 года назад +11

      And yet Fallon gets the prime slot!? 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @augustagajoshestep
      @augustagajoshestep 4 года назад

      @@robhost4271 I saw that too. 😂

  • @matts.6234
    @matts.6234 4 года назад +7800

    Good on Conan for telling the cameraman not to zoom into that guy.

  • @robertjensen9775
    @robertjensen9775 4 года назад +3433

    “I’m going to shame my own boss?”
    Best line ever.

    • @AM-kr1pc
      @AM-kr1pc 4 года назад +22

      Omg that line was amazing. Haha

    • @sharoncohen318
      @sharoncohen318 4 года назад +11

      @DarthShuaider She's a comedian, it's all a bit lmao. It's literally her stand up

    • @viniciuseneas4036
      @viniciuseneas4036 4 года назад +4

      Loved that she took that out of the nowhere

    • @obiwankenobi9439
      @obiwankenobi9439 4 года назад +2

      @@viniciuseneas4036 it's not. It's a bit.

    • @MOCCHA101
      @MOCCHA101 3 года назад

      Save obama

  • @johngalvin3124
    @johngalvin3124 3 года назад +111

    I love the woman's attitude of gratitude for her success. Her delivery is all about surprise, the golden rule of comedy, and not always understood even by professional comics. Brilliant stuff.

  • @kritipant2989
    @kritipant2989 4 года назад +1799

    Whenever nikki is on Conan, she always appreciates him at the end. Always. She is an amazing gal. Love her. And yep, I am a conan head fo sure... !!
    Conan is a living legend indeed.

    • @roycecute17
      @roycecute17 4 года назад +31

      Long time conan fan here as well. I'm always happy to see someone appreciates conan's work.

    • @luislima3476
      @luislima3476 4 года назад +14

      Watch her episode on Conan’s podcast. It’s great

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 года назад +12

      @@luislima3476 The podcast is just so good. Conan, Matt and Sona together are gold.

    • @matthewsisti4382
      @matthewsisti4382 4 года назад +18

      To be honest, I totally relate to her. Conan is one of the nicest and funniest people and at this point he is about a big of a legend as they come for people my age (30's). Made me laugh so many times and yet still is a good and decent human being.

    • @luislima3476
      @luislima3476 4 года назад +1

      @The Sprawl yep, it’s gold

  • @timallbritton7329
    @timallbritton7329 4 года назад +4748

    Conan is/was the last of the late night hosts who didn't suck. Seriously.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 года назад +174

      Craig Ferguson

    • @DavidMossMGS
      @DavidMossMGS 4 года назад +9

      Tim Allbritton he’s the worst

    • @roxyredrose1
      @roxyredrose1 4 года назад +31

      Girl what u mean was what’s gonna happen to Conan what do u know who do you work for 🔫

    • @Sindraug25
      @Sindraug25 4 года назад +24

      @@EikottXD I thought Craig Ferguson was off the air?

    • @DamionJR4923
      @DamionJR4923 4 года назад +88

      He is about the only one who isn’t political 100% of the time.

  • @TheOssumPawesome
    @TheOssumPawesome 4 года назад +5249

    I love her style of just rushing through punchlines instead of building up and pausing for laughs.

    • @benvlerick8303
      @benvlerick8303 4 года назад +163

      She says she does that out of fear of stopping being funny ;p

    • @LegendaryManSlayer93
      @LegendaryManSlayer93 4 года назад +38

      It seems to be common among female comedians. I wonder why...

    • @allosaurusfragilis7782
      @allosaurusfragilis7782 4 года назад +6

      True, good observation. Shes not bad, in that rude girl way

    • @birsingh5388
      @birsingh5388 4 года назад +7

      That the quality of the stand-up comedian

    • @tomgreenfan
      @tomgreenfan 4 года назад +15

      Id prefer a style of talking at a normal pace

  • @cetti4405
    @cetti4405 3 года назад +2619

    "you have toys, hands, you can cheat on him"... This woman is insane😂😂😂

    • @spdadventurer1754
      @spdadventurer1754 3 года назад +22

      😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as hell isnt it

    • @thomasconrad365
      @thomasconrad365 3 года назад +39

      Absolutely insane...which is why...I’m now attracted to her....

    • @jeffhair3552
      @jeffhair3552 3 года назад +54

      @@spdadventurer1754 it's funny as a quick joke, the unfunny side is that
      With ALOT of women its actually true.

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 3 года назад +23

      @@jeffhair3552 boo hoo

    • @NRoseM127
      @NRoseM127 3 года назад +3

      That was my favorite part 🤣

  • @mr.brightside6119
    @mr.brightside6119 4 года назад +230

    I love that Conan doesn’t try to control the interview he just lets her run with what ever she wants! Killed it.

    • @StrasnusDude
      @StrasnusDude 4 года назад +11

      thats why he is better than jimmy

  • @mariefl1958
    @mariefl1958 4 года назад +5290

    This is not a comedy routine. This is a Ted Talk.

    • @doctaflo
      @doctaflo 4 года назад +149

      @Nigel Henry, you’re more of a stereotype than she ever could be...

    • @garbageboy9164
      @garbageboy9164 4 года назад +23

      Nigel Henry that’s just not a stereotype but go off

    • @dgrdst5810
      @dgrdst5810 4 года назад +9

      @Nigel Henry I actually agree with you, if yer gonna be sexist you need to be factual atleast, and this is factual

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 4 года назад

      Her specials are somewhat that. The way she described anal sex was... Wow.

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 4 года назад +4

      Mike Schwartz Nigel made a damn good point! He’s 100% correct! You on the other failed miserably!

  • @norman9291
    @norman9291 4 года назад +2917

    She said more words in 7 minutes than I have in 7 years

  • @crise40g
    @crise40g 3 года назад +725

    Basic rule of thumb: Under promise and over deliver.

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 3 года назад +45

      That's actually not bad.
      In fact it reminds of line from one of the Star Trek movies, Scotty tells Kirk that it will take 3 hours to fix their engine, but Scotty can do it in one.
      I dont remember the scene exactly, but Kirk said something along the lines of:
      "Scotty, do you always claim a project will take longer than necessary to complete?"
      And Scotty replies: "Of course Captain, how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"

    • @s4lroachclip
      @s4lroachclip 3 года назад

      FOLLOWING THAT RULE, here is the money, then:
      Hey baby, lets go to the park, it will be great, YOU WON'T FEEL A THING!
      If that doesn't get you breakfast, tell her It will ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
      Sure enough anyone can over deliver those promises, even if the first minute requires oral.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 3 года назад

      I had a friend who got laid all the time doing the complete opposite though, lol. Nearly every girl I'd talk to who he'd been with would say he'd over glorify it and talk big, but was lacking "down there" lmao. But it worked for him somehow. He kept getting women over and over again just talking a big game and exuding confidence, even though it was basically a sham.

    • @s4lroachclip
      @s4lroachclip 3 года назад

      @@DeathBringer769 most men do that. Just eat salads, that will do the trick.

    • @FloydPinkFan
      @FloydPinkFan 3 года назад

      @@thecowboy9698 a true king

  • @AcidAroma
    @AcidAroma 4 года назад +3187

    Little offended how RUclips is recommending this for me..

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 4 года назад +2341

    That title is going to grab a lot of people

    • @andrewwagner9901
      @andrewwagner9901 4 года назад +5

      And the people who it grabs get their micropenis never

    • @rickitynick4463
      @rickitynick4463 4 года назад +35

      But probably not by the penis

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 4 года назад +3

      that's the point.

    • @j0tt0
      @j0tt0 4 года назад +3

      I couldn't resist LOL

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB 4 года назад

      I didn’t see it

  • @SiopaoSauc3
    @SiopaoSauc3 4 года назад +166

    When she was on Conan's podcast, she was also engaging with Sona & Gorley so much more and involving them in the conversation much more than any ohter guests. She really looks out for others.

    • @MrBiologicalChemistry
      @MrBiologicalChemistry 4 года назад +6

      She's an amazing host, and I'm not just talking about HPV. She's also really great radio and television host! xoxoNikki

  • @yuko3258
    @yuko3258 3 года назад +526

    I speak English as a second language, so her spitting so fast feels like a test and I think I passed it. Now on to Rap God.

    • @Max-me9ol
      @Max-me9ol 3 года назад +16

      lyrics: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
      All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
      Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
      To slap box, slap box?
      They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
      asdasdasdgasgdgasgdhasgdgasgdhasdgagsdgagsdgasgd
      asdasdashdahsjdhashdzaszdahsdhashdhahsdhashdhasd
      asdhashdashdahsdhasihduqwhuhdqubsjdbajhsbduzqwgudhu
      asdbahjsbdubauzsbda
      why be a king when you can be a god?

    • @ricomarez7834
      @ricomarez7834 3 года назад +11

      You write and formulate thoughts in another language better than majority of native speakers.

    • @brdavis4471
      @brdavis4471 3 года назад

      Facts

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 3 года назад

      if you are learning english please stop watching her. unless you want to learn the worst type of english

    • @44aske
      @44aske 3 года назад

      haha

  • @fake._
    @fake._ 4 года назад +1371

    She's hilarious because she gives it to you straight and isn't afraid to be herself

    • @Cobrancrx
      @Cobrancrx 4 года назад +3

      comedians have roles man...

    • @gregfeneis609
      @gregfeneis609 4 года назад +5

      Awesome micro penis joke! She gives it to you... Straight

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 4 года назад +11

      The irony of your username is amusing

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 4 года назад +4

      Too bad this segment wasn't funny

    • @randyweaver6543
      @randyweaver6543 4 года назад

      Gives it to you straight....I see what you did there.

  • @lastminutesavior
    @lastminutesavior 4 года назад +783

    Conan: *"You are very attractive..."*
    Nikki: *"Yes, keep going..."*

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 года назад +8

      Sooo.. she realized after being on Joe Rogan that men doesn't want to be with her.
      Now she lowered her standards to micro-penis level LOL.

    • @neil2451
      @neil2451 4 года назад +22

      @igeto12 anyone who can watch 3 hour JRE podcasts of Joe's steroid-injected head about to pop while he talks about some crackpot medical advice he read on Twitter is a real weirdo IMO.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 года назад

      @Diarmid O'Connor what?

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 года назад

      @igeto12 what?

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 года назад +3

      @@neil2451 seems like he hurt you somehow.
      I hope you can survive :)

  • @Double44inthemorning
    @Double44inthemorning 4 года назад +351

    Never heard of this woman but her comedic timing and serious facial expressions when she says wild stuff is hilarious

    • @melissacastro5006
      @melissacastro5006 Год назад +2

      Look up her Comedy Central roasts 😂 there’s a best of/greatest of… of just her roasting celebrities, she’s by far my favorite 😂

    • @jamesleatherman1442
      @jamesleatherman1442 10 месяцев назад

      It's funny but it gets old. She's a one trick pony

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow 3 года назад +1537

    That's how I as a German imagine a stereotypical US American TV show

    • @arturovidaurri84
      @arturovidaurri84 3 года назад +144

      The funniest thing as that connan went to Harvard to end up talking about dicks and vaginas on Tv.

    • @codinginflow
      @codinginflow 3 года назад +13

      @@arturovidaurri84 😂

    • @rodturner6759
      @rodturner6759 3 года назад +28

      Are you the stereotypical German engineer?
      You should tape your own mouth shut, and save a loved one the trouble...

    • @codinginflow
      @codinginflow 3 года назад +89

      @@rodturner6759 Woah, why are you so mean to me

    • @arturovidaurri84
      @arturovidaurri84 3 года назад +46

      @@rodturner6759 Chill bro

  • @christophergordon7433
    @christophergordon7433 4 года назад +2327

    She’s hot, funny, smart, and cool as hell.

    • @adamlucas4753
      @adamlucas4753 4 года назад +26

      Disagree. Not that she's not funny or hot or cool but she's apparently just learning what real women have known and been teaching each other for years. Women who can't figure out how to get men to keep it in their pants are just as dumb as men who can't attract women without money.

    • @BazzGamez
      @BazzGamez 4 года назад +28

      And batshit crazy

    • @snow6094
      @snow6094 4 года назад +14

      Christopher Gordon I think your suddenly attracted because the title

    • @paolanazzaro8966
      @paolanazzaro8966 4 года назад +7

      @@adamlucas4753 it's not that they can't, they just won't, and that can work for some women while for other not. There's no such thing as "real women" honey

    • @adamlucas4753
      @adamlucas4753 4 года назад +6

      @@paolanazzaro8966 Wow, that's pretty insulting to the women in your life. I know plenty of real women, sorry you don't know more of them.

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 4 года назад +76

    I love Nikki and her general enthusiasm, as well as her clearly genuine geeky fan-crush on Conan.

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 4 года назад +209

    She's right, Conan has the best show, hands down.

    • @rocketman8476
      @rocketman8476 4 года назад

      Deckard Cains old squeaky voice gives me the impression he's so helpless in Diablo "Don't hurt me, I'm just an old man"

    • @skinnerman100
      @skinnerman100 4 года назад

      Up and down u mean

    • @nczioox1116
      @nczioox1116 3 года назад

      But does he have the best hands, show down?

  • @Me97202
    @Me97202 3 года назад +128

    “Hastily packed suitcase.” Can’t stop laughing.

    • @tjslam26
      @tjslam26 3 года назад +1

      You should've watched the clip where she actually says it on Conan first.

    • @s4lroachclip
      @s4lroachclip 3 года назад

      dropping down to the floor

  • @maxcherkasskikh5960
    @maxcherkasskikh5960 4 года назад +539

    I've been fortunate enough to actually run into her at my starbucks here in Hollywood, CA. She was incredibly nice to me. Glad she's getting the attention and success she deserves.

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 года назад +4

      So, you met her through serving her her coffee and scone at Starbucks?

    • @maxcherkasskikh5960
      @maxcherkasskikh5960 4 года назад +28

      @@IPlayOneOnT.V. Yup! Pretty much. She was incredibly nice!

    • @emr1d341
      @emr1d341 4 года назад +22

      @D D You saying that is low class

    • @saskialida2488
      @saskialida2488 4 года назад +4

      @@IPlayOneOnT.V. Hi I'm a normal enough woman from Los Angeles who respects celebrities and their privacy AND (not but) I'd like to know where exactly this starbucks is so I can just be near her once in a blue moon. Thank you and good night

    • @Shadowwind4
      @Shadowwind4 4 года назад +2

      @@saskialida2488 are you single?

  • @robf6105
    @robf6105 4 года назад +80

    "The court jester has a message for the king!" "Soup's on!" Actually laughed out loud twice. She is hilarious.

  • @AllthatmakesFall
    @AllthatmakesFall 4 года назад +1381

    Oh my god i died so hard at "I struggle with insecurity bc unfortunately I was born-- a woman."

    • @emr1d341
      @emr1d341 4 года назад +40

      She has some really clever lines like that. That type of punchline is so witty, and it's one of my favorites. Another one she did during the zoom interview w/ Conan where she was talking about how cool her parents are. "They're really cool.. also known as alcoholics. No, but I really shouldn't say that because they quit... uh, talking to me."

    • @michael.valenti
      @michael.valenti 3 года назад +3

      they are called "paraprosdokians" - a type of figure of speech

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 3 года назад +12

      @Steven Bristol true .men show it a lot through misogyny and general unjustified violence...

    • @pyrmontbridge4737
      @pyrmontbridge4737 3 года назад +2

      @Steven Bristol True. Look at most comedy shows and see whose body is the butt of the joke. It's a man.

    • @adityamakwana612
      @adityamakwana612 3 года назад +3

      @@fenecofeneco19 yah bad man do it just like bad women show it a lot through misandry and general unjustified manipulation

  • @bulletsupremo1676
    @bulletsupremo1676 3 года назад +123

    I like how she laces her sentences with one sharp punchline. She's extremely smart.

  • @dps812
    @dps812 4 года назад +240

    Everybody should be more genuine about who we are and what we think. We are stuck way too much in our own heads

  • @InAllKindsOfWeather
    @InAllKindsOfWeather 4 года назад +763

    “Like a court jester has a message for the king.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOssumPawesome
      @TheOssumPawesome 4 года назад +2

      Can someone explain that one for me?

    • @burnzie743
      @burnzie743 4 года назад +28

      @@TheOssumPawesome unraveling a scroll and it hits the floor.

    • @crhuble
      @crhuble 4 года назад +3

      I was on the floor on that one. Like the message...and her labia...

  • @MrPhilthy08
    @MrPhilthy08 4 года назад +156

    “It is not anything that I intended, it’s not what this show is built for...” haha

  • @wh3747
    @wh3747 3 года назад +40

    I love how open and honest she is, it's so refreshing. It's so nice to hear other people talk about their insecurities and to just be real for a bit...

  • @Memento_Kuzeh
    @Memento_Kuzeh 4 года назад +661

    this wasn't a comedy bit. she was speaking from experience

    • @scrimshaw7470
      @scrimshaw7470 4 года назад +48

      That IS her bit.
      Mildly attractive, oversexed girl with a potty mouth. Aka skinny Amy Schumer

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 года назад +1

      both?

    • @jimfritz9503
      @jimfritz9503 4 года назад +6

      This person is so uninteresting and unfunny . Get some intelligent people. I know he does but sorry. This clown , no no Nanette !

    • @anti-emo4721
      @anti-emo4721 4 года назад +4

      Wait! She has a micropenis!?

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 4 года назад +20

      @@jimfritz9503 hmm... she's quite perceptive and knows how to express herself and reflect on things... she seems quite bright and interesting to me... and surprisingly funny for such dicey topics :D

  • @MrJwc1234
    @MrJwc1234 4 года назад +520

    “Those same leadership skills brought this company into the black” I’m dying, she’s funny as hell.

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 4 года назад +8

      Very underrated joke! Nobody seemed to catch that

    • @michaelphilps
      @michaelphilps 4 года назад +1

      I didn't get it

    • @KingMar70
      @KingMar70 4 года назад +2

      Michael Philps me neither

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 4 года назад

      hows about a micro penis with a major tumor problem. like a 17 inch problem.

    • @MrJwc1234
      @MrJwc1234 4 года назад +4

      She’s referring to her boss having the courage to whip out his penis, who is she to shame him to put it back. “It’s those leadership skills...........” she says it quick.

  • @theresaandrade8261
    @theresaandrade8261 4 года назад +475

    She is damn funny and her little one liners are hilarious

    • @Bigboro
      @Bigboro 4 года назад +1

      Hi Theresa ! 😚

    • @wlos4029
      @wlos4029 4 года назад +1

      yo

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg 3 года назад +5

      @@Bigboro haha creep no response.

    • @vn5774
      @vn5774 2 года назад

      @@Bigboro 😹👎 RIP bozo

    • @jayr7991
      @jayr7991 Год назад

      3 inches ruclips.net/video/AjKaal__Rdg/видео.html

  • @sunnyv5718
    @sunnyv5718 2 года назад +63

    I’ve seen this interview a few times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Girl knows to ambush us with unexpected punchlines that are hilarious.

  • @jacobsalasis
    @jacobsalasis 4 года назад +160

    This woman is amazing. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 4 года назад +31

    I've noticed that whenever she does interviews she always gives the interviewer props and generally connects with them and asks them about their lives, expresses gratitude, etc. honestly it's really sweet and I don't know of anyone else who does that. She is very confident but also humble, that is a great combo.

  • @TheRealParanaue
    @TheRealParanaue 4 года назад +339

    Conan has the classic "I don't like where this is going" look.

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 4 года назад +21

      He actually luvs it though cuz he knows it's comedy gold.

    • @dianedonohue9855
      @dianedonohue9855 3 года назад

      He has to.
      But you know he loves it!

  • @exmo7
    @exmo7 3 года назад +21

    This made me realize that Nikki's one definitive talent is that she can talk nonstop and have so much energy

  • @CliffordMeyer
    @CliffordMeyer 4 года назад +26

    "It's like the court jester has a message for the king" -- I've never heard it put like that before. Priceless!

  • @ismaelvazquezcab
    @ismaelvazquezcab 4 года назад +70

    "You just saved that man's life..." indeed Conan indeed...

  • @klk1900
    @klk1900 4 года назад +98

    This girl is so nice in every way. Notice how thankful she is to be invited on the show. She’s not some entitled typical Hollywood person that thanks it’s a god givin right. Her parents must have raised her well.

    • @dwightdodd3734
      @dwightdodd3734 2 года назад +1

      her parents are great !!!!!!! The lie detector clip was hilarious !!!!!!!!

  • @NicholosRichter
    @NicholosRichter 3 года назад +29

    No other guest elicits as many hand on forehead "Oh my god" reactions from Conan as Nikki does. She kills it every time. 🤣

  • @mirunahodo4573
    @mirunahodo4573 4 года назад +81

    I love when she's on Conan. They have such great chemistry.

    • @chucky606
      @chucky606 4 года назад +1

      Miruna Hodo insofar chemistry goes, she ranks somewhere up there with Jeff Goldblum.

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 года назад

      chucky606 hell yea

  • @STALLONE2360
    @STALLONE2360 4 года назад +37

    What I love about every time she comes on Conan is how much she admires him, she constantly checks his reaction every once in a while.

    • @njamba
      @njamba 2 года назад

      Conan's reactions are priceless. They range from being embarrassed to being stern about her graphic jokes. it's like she is Conan's naughty daughter. And Nikki is very good at checking his reaction to her jokes.

  • @gabrielakominkova9667
    @gabrielakominkova9667 4 года назад +579

    Like the court jester has a message for the king 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +9

      You might hear a horn in your ear haha

    • @ncorp2668
      @ncorp2668 4 года назад +14

      That line was totally unexpected and epic 😂

    • @Voidova
      @Voidova 4 года назад +8

      That was pretty good but I think she missed an obvious one with a little more punch.
      "When you unbutton my pants, you're rolling out the red carpet"
      I should've been a joke writer, I know, hold your applause.

    • @butchrodgers9559
      @butchrodgers9559 4 года назад +1

      I was ask girls if it hangs down like a wizards sleeve

    • @karlarceo6575
      @karlarceo6575 4 года назад

      She learned so much specificity from conan

  • @charlesfoxtrotx
    @charlesfoxtrotx 3 года назад +26

    “I’m gonna shame my own boss-“ 😂😩😩😩🤣

  • @glennstephenson184
    @glennstephenson184 4 года назад +65

    Nikki Glaser needs her own show! Absolute genius. I love the 'lag' in her comedy- just as you're hooked and fried on her 1st joke, she's well into her 2nd and 3rd. Great work Nikki!

    • @italiareading9563
      @italiareading9563 3 года назад

      she hosts the new show fboy island !!

    • @jenniferwhite2945
      @jenniferwhite2945 Год назад

      I'm pretty sure she also had a reality show following her and her family...Nikki glaser needs a date.. Or something

  • @shaileshrana7165
    @shaileshrana7165 4 года назад +199

    Reads the title
    "I still have a chance"

    • @sas6561
      @sas6561 4 года назад

      what's on her nose? ... get a tissue!

    • @Ray2311us
      @Ray2311us 4 года назад

      Shailesh Rana Watches the video
      Nope, just another joke

  • @sevenstacks1973
    @sevenstacks1973 4 года назад +169

    How the hell did I not know about this girl all these years? She is funny as hell, all these bad news about coronavirus had me feeling down and now I feel great.

    • @secrest1013
      @secrest1013 4 года назад

      She's in a lot of the comedy central roasts, that's how I found out about her

    • @purplelove2863
      @purplelove2863 4 года назад

      She was recently on Joe Rogan

  • @sproesser1
    @sproesser1 3 года назад +23

    "Hastily packed suitcase". Hilarious.

  • @pratikbothra6768
    @pratikbothra6768 4 года назад +41

    Also don't think anyone cares but me being in Conan's show was also a long life dream come true. I planned my US trip around the show and it was worth it!

    • @godiegolem
      @godiegolem 4 года назад +1

      That's awesome! Love to hear stories of joy like this, you keep on shining my friend :)

    • @smitty_jaeger
      @smitty_jaeger 4 года назад +8

      ...were you micropenis man? LoL

    • @abhishekjoshi7908
      @abhishekjoshi7908 4 года назад

      @Anthony Swiss I thought that was an NRA thing

  • @BillyBoggle
    @BillyBoggle 4 года назад +131

    "you just saved that man's life." Haha I'm dead

  • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
    @richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 года назад +8

    I love her. "Soups On!" "I'm really stumblin onto some things here!" Damm this girl is fun! Conan desperately trying not to stare at her legs.

  • @HardwiredZ06
    @HardwiredZ06 4 года назад +76

    Conan has a bachelor's in Psychology by now especially after this interview.

  • @theramplocal
    @theramplocal 4 года назад +454

    Crazy she has insecurities, she is absolutely gorgeous!

    • @Frank.and.Beanzz
      @Frank.and.Beanzz 4 года назад +61

      She's human dude

    • @lalolbc
      @lalolbc 4 года назад +6

      Hannah Martin Did you mean chimp?

    • @lace8585
      @lace8585 4 года назад +36

      Theory: It’s because she’s hilarious and funnier than 99% of men and funny as the remaining 1% and her potential suitors are intimidated by that.

    • @Frank.and.Beanzz
      @Frank.and.Beanzz 4 года назад +17

      @@lace8585 nah.

    • @cinnamongirl4315
      @cinnamongirl4315 4 года назад +2

      And hilarious 🤣 love her!

  • @HensleyDon
    @HensleyDon 4 года назад +280

    A woman that thinks about a man's feelings in advance? The award may not yet exist but she should be the first recipient.

    • @JBthree24
      @JBthree24 4 года назад +5

      Don Hensley she would give him a week...then go after a 10 incher.

    • @HensleyDon
      @HensleyDon 4 года назад +13

      @@JBthree24 - You might be surprised... I double-dated with a good friend many times right after highschool (early 70s) and there were a lot of nights that ended early when I heard from the front seat, "You're *NOT* sticking that _Son Of a B-tch In Me_ !!!"
      I feel blessed to have been born well within what is considered average and also a genuine appreciation of what was pleasureable to my partner, at the time. I have been married for many years and much of what I read both saddens and mystifies me. What are the chances of a fulfilling relationship in a society that considers "Starter Marriages"a normal? What about the kids that have to try to make sense of Life with such selfish & juvenile parents (& a court system that heaps even more abuse on them)?
      Yes, your original premise will be true in some (maybe many) cases, but hopefully with experience comes wisdom. Can you truthfully say you never hurt a special "average" girl only to be dumped later by a "Hottie?"

    • @AdoptedPoo
      @AdoptedPoo 4 года назад +7

      @@HensleyDon no women don't want small pp

    • @garryjones1776
      @garryjones1776 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, she sucks dudes for "practice" and thinks guys hold hands with girls cause it's their way of securing bj. She said it herself. I dunno man she's broken

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 года назад

      But, she's only thought about them for telling that long-winded joke.

  • @Kirisutekarl
    @Kirisutekarl 3 года назад +16

    Honestly, it's real talk with jokes and it's extraordinary.

  • @gloriamendez5851
    @gloriamendez5851 4 года назад +19

    They compliment each other SO WELL.

  • @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride
    @ChroniclesofaRunawayBride 4 года назад +20

    The amount of words she can say per minute is award-winning

  • @Mercurial_Phantom
    @Mercurial_Phantom 4 года назад +96

    "Hastily packed suitcase"
    Conan internally: I have a deflated balloon

  • @sabrinalee1769
    @sabrinalee1769 3 года назад +5

    So glad she exists, most celebrities and show business people are just attractive and confident, so seeing her talks about her struggle with body image and dating is like therapy

  • @pcprincipal191
    @pcprincipal191 4 года назад +497

    She’s packing a large roast beef and cheddar from arbys

    • @gmfb521
      @gmfb521 4 года назад +7

      Poppy seed bun?

    • @scremped
      @scremped 4 года назад +55

      She has...THE MEATS.

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII 4 года назад +9

      Yeah when she queefs it looks like a party favor.

    • @user-e1337
      @user-e1337 4 года назад

      👍

    • @briancorcoran8266
      @briancorcoran8266 4 года назад +3

      Fellas thanks for making me laugh out loud during this weird time we’re in lol. 👍

  • @pab2167
    @pab2167 4 года назад +39

    This interview was absolutely crazy and amazing! Nonstop laughter😂

  • @FreeFromWar
    @FreeFromWar 4 года назад +10

    Dude the confidence on this woman is off the charts! Love it

    • @afterlife697
      @afterlife697 3 года назад

      I don’t think it’s confidence as someone who has a personality a lot like Nikki Glaser I can honestly say I’m not confident I just don’t care what anyone thinks.

  • @AubreyOrEthan
    @AubreyOrEthan 3 года назад +21

    "Listen. When you unbutton my pants, it's gonna be like the court jester has an announcement for the king." 😂😂😂

  • @winslowwong9719
    @winslowwong9719 4 года назад +17

    What a woman. She is absolutely perfect

  • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
    @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 4 года назад +107

    Looking at how uncomfortable Andy and Conan are makes this all the more funnier. 🤭

    • @spookymulder945
      @spookymulder945 4 года назад +4

      Yea because she's coked out and babbling about being afraid of penis. Lol!

    • @marjanp
      @marjanp 4 года назад

      It's not them, it's the fact if she says anything which can ruin the interview.

    • @Squeezeboxing23
      @Squeezeboxing23 4 года назад +2

      I think it's one half playing the situation for laughs and one half realizing she has them on a runaway train and they can't get off that ride till it's over, or as Patton Oswald's friend said "I wanna see where this goes"

    • @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE
      @ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE 4 года назад

      @@Squeezeboxing23 I like your analogy of this. It's not the thrill of the train wreck, but that of the ride.

  • @neabby
    @neabby 4 года назад +106

    "you can cheat on him" lmao

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 4 года назад +10

      @@myandroid6116 lmao you sound bitter. Did you get triggered?

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 4 года назад +7

      @@myandroid6116 that's the best you got? Wow.

    • @neabby
      @neabby 4 года назад +2

      ​@@myandroid6116 wouldn't cry at all, probably would laugh, it's her delivery of the joke that makes it funny

    • @kramer911
      @kramer911 4 года назад +2

      Thats not funny. People commit suicide over that. It would be awful

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 4 года назад +1

      @@myandroid6116 yikes that's a melty...

  • @luciagilgsthmrvls
    @luciagilgsthmrvls 3 года назад +14

    I LOVE this and everything she talks about. So needed and she makes it awesome to hear too xdd

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 4 года назад +27

    This girl has 'funny bones' as they say.Even her voice cracks me up.

  • @celmins1236
    @celmins1236 4 года назад +30

    WOW
    "you just save that man's life" 3:02

  • @letstalkabout778
    @letstalkabout778 4 года назад +74

    SHE NEEDS A PODCAST NOW!!! But seriously I have huge confidence issues and this helped a lot!

    • @Mac6274
      @Mac6274 4 года назад +25

      she already has a podcast

    • @letstalkabout778
      @letstalkabout778 4 года назад +2

      @@Mac6274 omfg thank you for letting me know

    • @aydenmorrisNC
      @aydenmorrisNC 4 года назад +15

      You Up with Nikki Glaser

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 4 года назад +6

      @MultiTarded What are you talking about? There was no mockery in what she said.

    • @matthansen758
      @matthansen758 4 года назад +3

      And I have a huge penis so this didn't help me at all just saying. I mean it's a huge micro penis but still...

  • @alleneng
    @alleneng 6 месяцев назад +2

    the way she sets up punchlines is just so natural. true talent there haha

  • @Yascal786
    @Yascal786 4 года назад +6

    Love her humbleness all that praise for Conans brilliant show

  • @samtakuchiko
    @samtakuchiko 3 года назад +9

    My heart melted when she said all those nice things to our boys

  • @gregap8282
    @gregap8282 4 года назад +95

    This woman had me on the floor. So funny

    • @bingbung
      @bingbung 4 года назад +3

      Did you see her labia while you were down there?

    • @skinnerman100
      @skinnerman100 4 года назад

      What were you doing while you were down there 😉

  • @AlejandroCBCR
    @AlejandroCBCR 2 года назад +21

    The boss joke was on point

  • @nursultan_tulyakbay
    @nursultan_tulyakbay 4 года назад +163

    Me, after reading the title: “Oooh, my kind of woman!”

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
    @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games 4 года назад +6

    As a brit, I'd never seen or heard of this woman before and frankly... she's frickin' fantastic.

  • @erkanyunis470
    @erkanyunis470 4 года назад +198

    Eminem would be impressed with how fast she talks

    • @wonon1678
      @wonon1678 4 года назад +1

      erkan yunis she’s a woman, they talk OD

    • @mikeymc3094
      @mikeymc3094 4 года назад +4

      Erlanger Tunis
      She talkin fast just to get out what she had to say. If HE shut up she’d be ok

  • @goombapizza6335
    @goombapizza6335 3 года назад +9

    Nikki Glaser cracks jokes as she breathes. She can't even help it! She is one of the most naturally funny people I've ever seen.

    • @binilgn5941
      @binilgn5941 Год назад

      She is funny, but this is all a bit. None of this is spontaneous

  • @cj32pull2
    @cj32pull2 4 года назад +44

    I’m gonna shame my own boss ? 😂

  • @GreatNorthWeb
    @GreatNorthWeb 4 года назад +275

    so this explains why joe rogan seemed so in to her on his podcast

    • @rahafalkhaldi1897
      @rahafalkhaldi1897 3 года назад +8

      I SCREAMED

    • @eminenception
      @eminenception 3 года назад +10

      @@rahafalkhaldi1897 i creamed

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 3 года назад +5

      Both literally and figuratively small ...
      Because also, she says what he and his fans want to hear from a female comedian or woman in general

    • @tomsawyer9403
      @tomsawyer9403 3 года назад +7

      That also explains why Joe Rogan has a podcast.

    • @jonasturklbach2705
      @jonasturklbach2705 3 года назад

      lmao

  • @emmamations
    @emmamations 4 года назад +20

    I have no idea who this is but she's actually so funny. The first time I've heard a female comedian talk about sex things and not be a major cringe. ✨👌

    • @binayakc7875
      @binayakc7875 4 года назад

      Omg Emma u r so pretty🧚‍♀️

    • @emmamations
      @emmamations 4 года назад +1

      @@zHaste HAHAHAHA 👌

    • @sly11benal7
      @sly11benal7 4 года назад +1

      Whitney Cummings is great as well.

  • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
    @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 3 года назад +3

    Wow the energy! She really brought it and delivered on this show!

  • @jackflexington4706
    @jackflexington4706 4 года назад +741

    I mean I'd give her three and a half inches of american justice.

  • @ENCwwe
    @ENCwwe 4 года назад +84

    This is the strangest freaking conversation

  • @akshat860
    @akshat860 4 года назад +284

    Conan gets off on Nikki's dirty talk.

    • @AppByDesign
      @AppByDesign 4 года назад +20

      Me too

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, he constantly mentions it. Like a 3rd time he did it lol

    • @Doriamo
      @Doriamo 4 года назад

      Yeah you can tell he is super into it lol. Andy too!

    • @nonamenoslogan2898
      @nonamenoslogan2898 4 года назад +5

      I mean who isnt though

    • @Kuroperrock
      @Kuroperrock 4 года назад

      @@JoshTheTechnoShaman there is already a podcast of those 2.

  • @shannonferguson5095
    @shannonferguson5095 2 года назад +3

    She’s the best. One of my favorite comics. Her timing is sooo elite. Second to none.

  • @MrKingvenom77
    @MrKingvenom77 4 года назад +20

    This conversation had me in tears 🤣

  • @nikola8433
    @nikola8433 4 года назад +8

    1:25 "I just feel like I want to get ahead", and looks down, another pun flew by

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 года назад +47

    6:36 she called that man "Micro"

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 4 года назад +1

      dumb thicc wizard LOL! I heard that 😂😂

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 4 года назад +1

      missed that

  • @science5990
    @science5990 3 года назад +5

    I love Nikki's last comments about this wickedly awesome show while it lasted.
    Wow. She's totally real! ""A real human being! And a real hero!"

  • @End3rWi99in
    @End3rWi99in 4 года назад +9

    Caps off to Nikki Glaser. That whole sketch built up like listening to Norm McDonald tell a joke, but there was actually a punchline at the end we deserved at the end of that 7min build up. That is some seriously funny stuff.

  • @eulentrainerdr.zipfeltitt2071
    @eulentrainerdr.zipfeltitt2071 4 года назад +222

    This is what Amy Schumer would love to be. She is actually witty and fast.

    • @BK-uy9nj
      @BK-uy9nj 4 года назад +7

      Eulentrainer Dr. Zipfeltitt she’s fast, but not that witty. Shes just spouting sex stuff

    • @Xentradi97
      @Xentradi97 4 года назад +3

      @@BK-uy9nj so does schumer, only badly.

    • @Rico-oz4ct
      @Rico-oz4ct 4 года назад +1

      What are owls capable of learning, Herr Doktor Zipfeltitt?

    • @eulentrainerdr.zipfeltitt2071
      @eulentrainerdr.zipfeltitt2071 4 года назад

      @@Rico-oz4ct Owls generally exceed in the world of economics and are known to be insanely good dancers and lovers.

    • @Courtesyflush52
      @Courtesyflush52 4 года назад +1

      @Milkshake Of Death i think he's talking less about her as a woman and more about her as an original, funny comedian

  • @Kevlarel84
    @Kevlarel84 2 года назад +5

    I miss Conan on late night TV. He was always a great interviewer because he gave his guests a lot of leeway to go where they wanted. He just played along and presented them well instead of trying to lead and control them like some hosts do. Nikki is always funny too. No matter what she always says something that catches me off guard and surprises me.lol

  • @toddrick916
    @toddrick916 3 года назад +25

    A hastily packed suitcase is still a suitcase, and suitcases come in all shapes and sizes. Find the one best suited for whatever your packing.

    • @davoshaunessy7481
      @davoshaunessy7481 3 года назад +2

      Permission to unlock the truck comes at a much higher standard

  • @johnnydeleon8210
    @johnnydeleon8210 4 года назад +34

    I swear all her appearances on conan is low key therapy sessions