I love the woman's attitude of gratitude for her success. Her delivery is all about surprise, the golden rule of comedy, and not always understood even by professional comics. Brilliant stuff.
Whenever nikki is on Conan, she always appreciates him at the end. Always. She is an amazing gal. Love her. And yep, I am a conan head fo sure... !! Conan is a living legend indeed.
To be honest, I totally relate to her. Conan is one of the nicest and funniest people and at this point he is about a big of a legend as they come for people my age (30's). Made me laugh so many times and yet still is a good and decent human being.
That's actually not bad. In fact it reminds of line from one of the Star Trek movies, Scotty tells Kirk that it will take 3 hours to fix their engine, but Scotty can do it in one. I dont remember the scene exactly, but Kirk said something along the lines of: "Scotty, do you always claim a project will take longer than necessary to complete?" And Scotty replies: "Of course Captain, how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"
FOLLOWING THAT RULE, here is the money, then: Hey baby, lets go to the park, it will be great, YOU WON'T FEEL A THING! If that doesn't get you breakfast, tell her It will ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. Sure enough anyone can over deliver those promises, even if the first minute requires oral.
I had a friend who got laid all the time doing the complete opposite though, lol. Nearly every girl I'd talk to who he'd been with would say he'd over glorify it and talk big, but was lacking "down there" lmao. But it worked for him somehow. He kept getting women over and over again just talking a big game and exuding confidence, even though it was basically a sham.
When she was on Conan's podcast, she was also engaging with Sona & Gorley so much more and involving them in the conversation much more than any ohter guests. She really looks out for others.
lyrics: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their arms are long enough To slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot asdasdasdgasgdgasgdhasgdgasgdhasdgagsdgagsdgasgd asdasdashdahsjdhashdzaszdahsdhashdhahsdhashdhasd asdhashdashdahsdhasihduqwhuhdqubsjdbajhsbduzqwgudhu asdbahjsbdubauzsbda why be a king when you can be a god?
@igeto12 anyone who can watch 3 hour JRE podcasts of Joe's steroid-injected head about to pop while he talks about some crackpot medical advice he read on Twitter is a real weirdo IMO.
Disagree. Not that she's not funny or hot or cool but she's apparently just learning what real women have known and been teaching each other for years. Women who can't figure out how to get men to keep it in their pants are just as dumb as men who can't attract women without money.
@@adamlucas4753 it's not that they can't, they just won't, and that can work for some women while for other not. There's no such thing as "real women" honey
I've been fortunate enough to actually run into her at my starbucks here in Hollywood, CA. She was incredibly nice to me. Glad she's getting the attention and success she deserves.
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Hi I'm a normal enough woman from Los Angeles who respects celebrities and their privacy AND (not but) I'd like to know where exactly this starbucks is so I can just be near her once in a blue moon. Thank you and good night
She has some really clever lines like that. That type of punchline is so witty, and it's one of my favorites. Another one she did during the zoom interview w/ Conan where she was talking about how cool her parents are. "They're really cool.. also known as alcoholics. No, but I really shouldn't say that because they quit... uh, talking to me."
I love how open and honest she is, it's so refreshing. It's so nice to hear other people talk about their insecurities and to just be real for a bit...
@@jimfritz9503 hmm... she's quite perceptive and knows how to express herself and reflect on things... she seems quite bright and interesting to me... and surprisingly funny for such dicey topics :D
She’s referring to her boss having the courage to whip out his penis, who is she to shame him to put it back. “It’s those leadership skills...........” she says it quick.
I’ve seen this interview a few times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Girl knows to ambush us with unexpected punchlines that are hilarious.
I've noticed that whenever she does interviews she always gives the interviewer props and generally connects with them and asks them about their lives, expresses gratitude, etc. honestly it's really sweet and I don't know of anyone else who does that. She is very confident but also humble, that is a great combo.
This girl is so nice in every way. Notice how thankful she is to be invited on the show. She’s not some entitled typical Hollywood person that thanks it’s a god givin right. Her parents must have raised her well.
Conan's reactions are priceless. They range from being embarrassed to being stern about her graphic jokes. it's like she is Conan's naughty daughter. And Nikki is very good at checking his reaction to her jokes.
That was pretty good but I think she missed an obvious one with a little more punch. "When you unbutton my pants, you're rolling out the red carpet" I should've been a joke writer, I know, hold your applause.
Nikki Glaser needs her own show! Absolute genius. I love the 'lag' in her comedy- just as you're hooked and fried on her 1st joke, she's well into her 2nd and 3rd. Great work Nikki!
How the hell did I not know about this girl all these years? She is funny as hell, all these bad news about coronavirus had me feeling down and now I feel great.
Also don't think anyone cares but me being in Conan's show was also a long life dream come true. I planned my US trip around the show and it was worth it!
@@JBthree24 - You might be surprised... I double-dated with a good friend many times right after highschool (early 70s) and there were a lot of nights that ended early when I heard from the front seat, "You're *NOT* sticking that _Son Of a B-tch In Me_ !!!" I feel blessed to have been born well within what is considered average and also a genuine appreciation of what was pleasureable to my partner, at the time. I have been married for many years and much of what I read both saddens and mystifies me. What are the chances of a fulfilling relationship in a society that considers "Starter Marriages"a normal? What about the kids that have to try to make sense of Life with such selfish & juvenile parents (& a court system that heaps even more abuse on them)? Yes, your original premise will be true in some (maybe many) cases, but hopefully with experience comes wisdom. Can you truthfully say you never hurt a special "average" girl only to be dumped later by a "Hottie?"
Yeah, she sucks dudes for "practice" and thinks guys hold hands with girls cause it's their way of securing bj. She said it herself. I dunno man she's broken
So glad she exists, most celebrities and show business people are just attractive and confident, so seeing her talks about her struggle with body image and dating is like therapy
I don’t think it’s confidence as someone who has a personality a lot like Nikki Glaser I can honestly say I’m not confident I just don’t care what anyone thinks.
I think it's one half playing the situation for laughs and one half realizing she has them on a runaway train and they can't get off that ride till it's over, or as Patton Oswald's friend said "I wanna see where this goes"
I have no idea who this is but she's actually so funny. The first time I've heard a female comedian talk about sex things and not be a major cringe. ✨👌
Caps off to Nikki Glaser. That whole sketch built up like listening to Norm McDonald tell a joke, but there was actually a punchline at the end we deserved at the end of that 7min build up. That is some seriously funny stuff.
I miss Conan on late night TV. He was always a great interviewer because he gave his guests a lot of leeway to go where they wanted. He just played along and presented them well instead of trying to lead and control them like some hosts do. Nikki is always funny too. No matter what she always says something that catches me off guard and surprises me.lol
"Don't put the camera on micropenis man!"
Lmao Conan always delivering some great lines.
Cuz it's Conan
And right after that Andy richter came into the frame 😂
Back on Late Night they would have jumped to a close-up of Max Weinberg with a stamped "micropenis" on screen.
And yet Fallon gets the prime slot!? 🙄🤦🏼♂️
@@robhost4271 I saw that too. 😂
Good on Conan for telling the cameraman not to zoom into that guy.
I know a lesbian host who would've shamed that guy if all this happened in her show😂
😄
Rohail Aayan Siddiqui 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
No doubt. Hilarious also
“I’m going to shame my own boss?”
Best line ever.
Omg that line was amazing. Haha
@DarthShuaider She's a comedian, it's all a bit lmao. It's literally her stand up
Loved that she took that out of the nowhere
@@viniciuseneas4036 it's not. It's a bit.
Save obama
I love the woman's attitude of gratitude for her success. Her delivery is all about surprise, the golden rule of comedy, and not always understood even by professional comics. Brilliant stuff.
Whenever nikki is on Conan, she always appreciates him at the end. Always. She is an amazing gal. Love her. And yep, I am a conan head fo sure... !!
Conan is a living legend indeed.
Long time conan fan here as well. I'm always happy to see someone appreciates conan's work.
Watch her episode on Conan’s podcast. It’s great
@@luislima3476 The podcast is just so good. Conan, Matt and Sona together are gold.
To be honest, I totally relate to her. Conan is one of the nicest and funniest people and at this point he is about a big of a legend as they come for people my age (30's). Made me laugh so many times and yet still is a good and decent human being.
@The Sprawl yep, it’s gold
Conan is/was the last of the late night hosts who didn't suck. Seriously.
Craig Ferguson
Tim Allbritton he’s the worst
Girl what u mean was what’s gonna happen to Conan what do u know who do you work for 🔫
@@EikottXD I thought Craig Ferguson was off the air?
He is about the only one who isn’t political 100% of the time.
I love her style of just rushing through punchlines instead of building up and pausing for laughs.
She says she does that out of fear of stopping being funny ;p
It seems to be common among female comedians. I wonder why...
True, good observation. Shes not bad, in that rude girl way
That the quality of the stand-up comedian
Id prefer a style of talking at a normal pace
"you have toys, hands, you can cheat on him"... This woman is insane😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂funny as hell isnt it
Absolutely insane...which is why...I’m now attracted to her....
@@spdadventurer1754 it's funny as a quick joke, the unfunny side is that
With ALOT of women its actually true.
@@jeffhair3552 boo hoo
That was my favorite part 🤣
I love that Conan doesn’t try to control the interview he just lets her run with what ever she wants! Killed it.
thats why he is better than jimmy
This is not a comedy routine. This is a Ted Talk.
@Nigel Henry, you’re more of a stereotype than she ever could be...
Nigel Henry that’s just not a stereotype but go off
@Nigel Henry I actually agree with you, if yer gonna be sexist you need to be factual atleast, and this is factual
Her specials are somewhat that. The way she described anal sex was... Wow.
Mike Schwartz Nigel made a damn good point! He’s 100% correct! You on the other failed miserably!
She said more words in 7 minutes than I have in 7 years
Coz dogs cant talk
Women tend to have 15-30k words per day. While men average 6k word per day.
Τry Amy Shumer..She is faster.
@@2Times22 not nearly as funny though.
“I’m going to shame my own boss?”
Best line ever.
Basic rule of thumb: Under promise and over deliver.
That's actually not bad.
In fact it reminds of line from one of the Star Trek movies, Scotty tells Kirk that it will take 3 hours to fix their engine, but Scotty can do it in one.
I dont remember the scene exactly, but Kirk said something along the lines of:
"Scotty, do you always claim a project will take longer than necessary to complete?"
And Scotty replies: "Of course Captain, how else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"
FOLLOWING THAT RULE, here is the money, then:
Hey baby, lets go to the park, it will be great, YOU WON'T FEEL A THING!
If that doesn't get you breakfast, tell her It will ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.
Sure enough anyone can over deliver those promises, even if the first minute requires oral.
I had a friend who got laid all the time doing the complete opposite though, lol. Nearly every girl I'd talk to who he'd been with would say he'd over glorify it and talk big, but was lacking "down there" lmao. But it worked for him somehow. He kept getting women over and over again just talking a big game and exuding confidence, even though it was basically a sham.
@@DeathBringer769 most men do that. Just eat salads, that will do the trick.
@@thecowboy9698 a true king
Little offended how RUclips is recommending this for me..
Micropenis
Oh I thought it was because I liked Conan. DAMMIT
Well there's at least 2 of us
I’m just freaked out..
And yet, Here we are...
That title is going to grab a lot of people
And the people who it grabs get their micropenis never
But probably not by the penis
that's the point.
I couldn't resist LOL
I didn’t see it
When she was on Conan's podcast, she was also engaging with Sona & Gorley so much more and involving them in the conversation much more than any ohter guests. She really looks out for others.
She's an amazing host, and I'm not just talking about HPV. She's also really great radio and television host! xoxoNikki
I speak English as a second language, so her spitting so fast feels like a test and I think I passed it. Now on to Rap God.
lyrics: I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
asdasdasdgasgdgasgdhasgdgasgdhasdgagsdgagsdgasgd
asdasdashdahsjdhashdzaszdahsdhashdhahsdhashdhasd
asdhashdashdahsdhasihduqwhuhdqubsjdbajhsbduzqwgudhu
asdbahjsbdubauzsbda
why be a king when you can be a god?
You write and formulate thoughts in another language better than majority of native speakers.
Facts
if you are learning english please stop watching her. unless you want to learn the worst type of english
haha
She's hilarious because she gives it to you straight and isn't afraid to be herself
comedians have roles man...
Awesome micro penis joke! She gives it to you... Straight
The irony of your username is amusing
Too bad this segment wasn't funny
Gives it to you straight....I see what you did there.
Conan: *"You are very attractive..."*
Nikki: *"Yes, keep going..."*
Sooo.. she realized after being on Joe Rogan that men doesn't want to be with her.
Now she lowered her standards to micro-penis level LOL.
@igeto12 anyone who can watch 3 hour JRE podcasts of Joe's steroid-injected head about to pop while he talks about some crackpot medical advice he read on Twitter is a real weirdo IMO.
@Diarmid O'Connor what?
@igeto12 what?
@@neil2451 seems like he hurt you somehow.
I hope you can survive :)
Never heard of this woman but her comedic timing and serious facial expressions when she says wild stuff is hilarious
Look up her Comedy Central roasts 😂 there’s a best of/greatest of… of just her roasting celebrities, she’s by far my favorite 😂
It's funny but it gets old. She's a one trick pony
That's how I as a German imagine a stereotypical US American TV show
The funniest thing as that connan went to Harvard to end up talking about dicks and vaginas on Tv.
@@arturovidaurri84 😂
Are you the stereotypical German engineer?
You should tape your own mouth shut, and save a loved one the trouble...
@@rodturner6759 Woah, why are you so mean to me
@@rodturner6759 Chill bro
She’s hot, funny, smart, and cool as hell.
Disagree. Not that she's not funny or hot or cool but she's apparently just learning what real women have known and been teaching each other for years. Women who can't figure out how to get men to keep it in their pants are just as dumb as men who can't attract women without money.
And batshit crazy
Christopher Gordon I think your suddenly attracted because the title
@@adamlucas4753 it's not that they can't, they just won't, and that can work for some women while for other not. There's no such thing as "real women" honey
@@paolanazzaro8966 Wow, that's pretty insulting to the women in your life. I know plenty of real women, sorry you don't know more of them.
I love Nikki and her general enthusiasm, as well as her clearly genuine geeky fan-crush on Conan.
She's right, Conan has the best show, hands down.
Deckard Cains old squeaky voice gives me the impression he's so helpless in Diablo "Don't hurt me, I'm just an old man"
Up and down u mean
But does he have the best hands, show down?
“Hastily packed suitcase.” Can’t stop laughing.
You should've watched the clip where she actually says it on Conan first.
dropping down to the floor
I've been fortunate enough to actually run into her at my starbucks here in Hollywood, CA. She was incredibly nice to me. Glad she's getting the attention and success she deserves.
So, you met her through serving her her coffee and scone at Starbucks?
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Yup! Pretty much. She was incredibly nice!
@D D You saying that is low class
@@IPlayOneOnT.V. Hi I'm a normal enough woman from Los Angeles who respects celebrities and their privacy AND (not but) I'd like to know where exactly this starbucks is so I can just be near her once in a blue moon. Thank you and good night
@@saskialida2488 are you single?
"The court jester has a message for the king!" "Soup's on!" Actually laughed out loud twice. She is hilarious.
Oh my god i died so hard at "I struggle with insecurity bc unfortunately I was born-- a woman."
She has some really clever lines like that. That type of punchline is so witty, and it's one of my favorites. Another one she did during the zoom interview w/ Conan where she was talking about how cool her parents are. "They're really cool.. also known as alcoholics. No, but I really shouldn't say that because they quit... uh, talking to me."
they are called "paraprosdokians" - a type of figure of speech
@Steven Bristol true .men show it a lot through misogyny and general unjustified violence...
@Steven Bristol True. Look at most comedy shows and see whose body is the butt of the joke. It's a man.
@@fenecofeneco19 yah bad man do it just like bad women show it a lot through misandry and general unjustified manipulation
I like how she laces her sentences with one sharp punchline. She's extremely smart.
Everybody should be more genuine about who we are and what we think. We are stuck way too much in our own heads
David Padilla true
pun intended? lmao
She is not being genuine.
We probably think too much about
our own "heads"! LoL!
Too much information. Not attractive.
“Like a court jester has a message for the king.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can someone explain that one for me?
@@TheOssumPawesome unraveling a scroll and it hits the floor.
I was on the floor on that one. Like the message...and her labia...
“It is not anything that I intended, it’s not what this show is built for...” haha
"It's not what this SET is built for."
I love how open and honest she is, it's so refreshing. It's so nice to hear other people talk about their insecurities and to just be real for a bit...
this wasn't a comedy bit. she was speaking from experience
That IS her bit.
Mildly attractive, oversexed girl with a potty mouth. Aka skinny Amy Schumer
both?
This person is so uninteresting and unfunny . Get some intelligent people. I know he does but sorry. This clown , no no Nanette !
Wait! She has a micropenis!?
@@jimfritz9503 hmm... she's quite perceptive and knows how to express herself and reflect on things... she seems quite bright and interesting to me... and surprisingly funny for such dicey topics :D
“Those same leadership skills brought this company into the black” I’m dying, she’s funny as hell.
Very underrated joke! Nobody seemed to catch that
I didn't get it
Michael Philps me neither
hows about a micro penis with a major tumor problem. like a 17 inch problem.
She’s referring to her boss having the courage to whip out his penis, who is she to shame him to put it back. “It’s those leadership skills...........” she says it quick.
She is damn funny and her little one liners are hilarious
Hi Theresa ! 😚
yo
@@Bigboro haha creep no response.
@@Bigboro 😹👎 RIP bozo
3 inches ruclips.net/video/AjKaal__Rdg/видео.html
I’ve seen this interview a few times over the years and it still makes me laugh out loud. Girl knows to ambush us with unexpected punchlines that are hilarious.
This woman is amazing. Never fails to make me laugh.
I've noticed that whenever she does interviews she always gives the interviewer props and generally connects with them and asks them about their lives, expresses gratitude, etc. honestly it's really sweet and I don't know of anyone else who does that. She is very confident but also humble, that is a great combo.
Conan has the classic "I don't like where this is going" look.
He actually luvs it though cuz he knows it's comedy gold.
He has to.
But you know he loves it!
This made me realize that Nikki's one definitive talent is that she can talk nonstop and have so much energy
"It's like the court jester has a message for the king" -- I've never heard it put like that before. Priceless!
"You just saved that man's life..." indeed Conan indeed...
This girl is so nice in every way. Notice how thankful she is to be invited on the show. She’s not some entitled typical Hollywood person that thanks it’s a god givin right. Her parents must have raised her well.
her parents are great !!!!!!! The lie detector clip was hilarious !!!!!!!!
No other guest elicits as many hand on forehead "Oh my god" reactions from Conan as Nikki does. She kills it every time. 🤣
I love when she's on Conan. They have such great chemistry.
Miruna Hodo insofar chemistry goes, she ranks somewhere up there with Jeff Goldblum.
chucky606 hell yea
What I love about every time she comes on Conan is how much she admires him, she constantly checks his reaction every once in a while.
Conan's reactions are priceless. They range from being embarrassed to being stern about her graphic jokes. it's like she is Conan's naughty daughter. And Nikki is very good at checking his reaction to her jokes.
Like the court jester has a message for the king 😂😂😂😂😂
You might hear a horn in your ear haha
That line was totally unexpected and epic 😂
That was pretty good but I think she missed an obvious one with a little more punch.
"When you unbutton my pants, you're rolling out the red carpet"
I should've been a joke writer, I know, hold your applause.
I was ask girls if it hangs down like a wizards sleeve
She learned so much specificity from conan
“I’m gonna shame my own boss-“ 😂😩😩😩🤣
Nikki Glaser needs her own show! Absolute genius. I love the 'lag' in her comedy- just as you're hooked and fried on her 1st joke, she's well into her 2nd and 3rd. Great work Nikki!
she hosts the new show fboy island !!
I'm pretty sure she also had a reality show following her and her family...Nikki glaser needs a date.. Or something
Reads the title
"I still have a chance"
what's on her nose? ... get a tissue!
Shailesh Rana Watches the video
Nope, just another joke
How the hell did I not know about this girl all these years? She is funny as hell, all these bad news about coronavirus had me feeling down and now I feel great.
She's in a lot of the comedy central roasts, that's how I found out about her
She was recently on Joe Rogan
"Hastily packed suitcase". Hilarious.
Also don't think anyone cares but me being in Conan's show was also a long life dream come true. I planned my US trip around the show and it was worth it!
That's awesome! Love to hear stories of joy like this, you keep on shining my friend :)
...were you micropenis man? LoL
@Anthony Swiss I thought that was an NRA thing
"you just saved that man's life." Haha I'm dead
Rip
I love her. "Soups On!" "I'm really stumblin onto some things here!" Damm this girl is fun! Conan desperately trying not to stare at her legs.
Conan has a bachelor's in Psychology by now especially after this interview.
Crazy she has insecurities, she is absolutely gorgeous!
She's human dude
Hannah Martin Did you mean chimp?
Theory: It’s because she’s hilarious and funnier than 99% of men and funny as the remaining 1% and her potential suitors are intimidated by that.
@@lace8585 nah.
And hilarious 🤣 love her!
A woman that thinks about a man's feelings in advance? The award may not yet exist but she should be the first recipient.
Don Hensley she would give him a week...then go after a 10 incher.
@@JBthree24 - You might be surprised... I double-dated with a good friend many times right after highschool (early 70s) and there were a lot of nights that ended early when I heard from the front seat, "You're *NOT* sticking that _Son Of a B-tch In Me_ !!!"
I feel blessed to have been born well within what is considered average and also a genuine appreciation of what was pleasureable to my partner, at the time. I have been married for many years and much of what I read both saddens and mystifies me. What are the chances of a fulfilling relationship in a society that considers "Starter Marriages"a normal? What about the kids that have to try to make sense of Life with such selfish & juvenile parents (& a court system that heaps even more abuse on them)?
Yes, your original premise will be true in some (maybe many) cases, but hopefully with experience comes wisdom. Can you truthfully say you never hurt a special "average" girl only to be dumped later by a "Hottie?"
@@HensleyDon no women don't want small pp
Yeah, she sucks dudes for "practice" and thinks guys hold hands with girls cause it's their way of securing bj. She said it herself. I dunno man she's broken
But, she's only thought about them for telling that long-winded joke.
Honestly, it's real talk with jokes and it's extraordinary.
They compliment each other SO WELL.
The amount of words she can say per minute is award-winning
"Hastily packed suitcase"
Conan internally: I have a deflated balloon
So glad she exists, most celebrities and show business people are just attractive and confident, so seeing her talks about her struggle with body image and dating is like therapy
She’s packing a large roast beef and cheddar from arbys
Poppy seed bun?
She has...THE MEATS.
Yeah when she queefs it looks like a party favor.
👍
Fellas thanks for making me laugh out loud during this weird time we’re in lol. 👍
This interview was absolutely crazy and amazing! Nonstop laughter😂
Dude the confidence on this woman is off the charts! Love it
I don’t think it’s confidence as someone who has a personality a lot like Nikki Glaser I can honestly say I’m not confident I just don’t care what anyone thinks.
"Listen. When you unbutton my pants, it's gonna be like the court jester has an announcement for the king." 😂😂😂
What a woman. She is absolutely perfect
Looking at how uncomfortable Andy and Conan are makes this all the more funnier. 🤭
Yea because she's coked out and babbling about being afraid of penis. Lol!
It's not them, it's the fact if she says anything which can ruin the interview.
I think it's one half playing the situation for laughs and one half realizing she has them on a runaway train and they can't get off that ride till it's over, or as Patton Oswald's friend said "I wanna see where this goes"
@@Squeezeboxing23 I like your analogy of this. It's not the thrill of the train wreck, but that of the ride.
"you can cheat on him" lmao
@@myandroid6116 lmao you sound bitter. Did you get triggered?
@@myandroid6116 that's the best you got? Wow.
@@myandroid6116 wouldn't cry at all, probably would laugh, it's her delivery of the joke that makes it funny
Thats not funny. People commit suicide over that. It would be awful
@@myandroid6116 yikes that's a melty...
I LOVE this and everything she talks about. So needed and she makes it awesome to hear too xdd
This girl has 'funny bones' as they say.Even her voice cracks me up.
WOW
"you just save that man's life" 3:02
SHE NEEDS A PODCAST NOW!!! But seriously I have huge confidence issues and this helped a lot!
she already has a podcast
@@Mac6274 omfg thank you for letting me know
You Up with Nikki Glaser
@MultiTarded What are you talking about? There was no mockery in what she said.
And I have a huge penis so this didn't help me at all just saying. I mean it's a huge micro penis but still...
the way she sets up punchlines is just so natural. true talent there haha
Love her humbleness all that praise for Conans brilliant show
My heart melted when she said all those nice things to our boys
This woman had me on the floor. So funny
Did you see her labia while you were down there?
What were you doing while you were down there 😉
The boss joke was on point
Me, after reading the title: “Oooh, my kind of woman!”
As a brit, I'd never seen or heard of this woman before and frankly... she's frickin' fantastic.
Eminem would be impressed with how fast she talks
erkan yunis she’s a woman, they talk OD
Erlanger Tunis
She talkin fast just to get out what she had to say. If HE shut up she’d be ok
Nikki Glaser cracks jokes as she breathes. She can't even help it! She is one of the most naturally funny people I've ever seen.
She is funny, but this is all a bit. None of this is spontaneous
I’m gonna shame my own boss ? 😂
so this explains why joe rogan seemed so in to her on his podcast
I SCREAMED
@@rahafalkhaldi1897 i creamed
Both literally and figuratively small ...
Because also, she says what he and his fans want to hear from a female comedian or woman in general
That also explains why Joe Rogan has a podcast.
lmao
I have no idea who this is but she's actually so funny. The first time I've heard a female comedian talk about sex things and not be a major cringe. ✨👌
Omg Emma u r so pretty🧚♀️
@@zHaste HAHAHAHA 👌
Whitney Cummings is great as well.
Wow the energy! She really brought it and delivered on this show!
I mean I'd give her three and a half inches of american justice.
Jack Flexington 🤣🤣🤣
That’s too big.
This comment got me 😂😂
That's sad.
Me too..... one inch at a time.
This is the strangest freaking conversation
No
Yeah
Im high but this sounded like a weird convo
Conan gets off on Nikki's dirty talk.
Me too
Yeah, he constantly mentions it. Like a 3rd time he did it lol
Yeah you can tell he is super into it lol. Andy too!
I mean who isnt though
@@JoshTheTechnoShaman there is already a podcast of those 2.
She’s the best. One of my favorite comics. Her timing is sooo elite. Second to none.
This conversation had me in tears 🤣
1:25 "I just feel like I want to get ahead", and looks down, another pun flew by
6:36 she called that man "Micro"
dumb thicc wizard LOL! I heard that 😂😂
missed that
I love Nikki's last comments about this wickedly awesome show while it lasted.
Wow. She's totally real! ""A real human being! And a real hero!"
Caps off to Nikki Glaser. That whole sketch built up like listening to Norm McDonald tell a joke, but there was actually a punchline at the end we deserved at the end of that 7min build up. That is some seriously funny stuff.
This is what Amy Schumer would love to be. She is actually witty and fast.
Eulentrainer Dr. Zipfeltitt she’s fast, but not that witty. Shes just spouting sex stuff
@@BK-uy9nj so does schumer, only badly.
What are owls capable of learning, Herr Doktor Zipfeltitt?
@@Rico-oz4ct Owls generally exceed in the world of economics and are known to be insanely good dancers and lovers.
@Milkshake Of Death i think he's talking less about her as a woman and more about her as an original, funny comedian
I miss Conan on late night TV. He was always a great interviewer because he gave his guests a lot of leeway to go where they wanted. He just played along and presented them well instead of trying to lead and control them like some hosts do. Nikki is always funny too. No matter what she always says something that catches me off guard and surprises me.lol
A hastily packed suitcase is still a suitcase, and suitcases come in all shapes and sizes. Find the one best suited for whatever your packing.
Permission to unlock the truck comes at a much higher standard
I swear all her appearances on conan is low key therapy sessions