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18:00 her strategy is to talk to the friend of the guy? That sounds like the worst strategy. If a girl is talking to my buddy, especially if he's a less attractive guy, then that girl is 100% off my list because I'm not gonna swoop in on a girl if my friend is interested.
Nikki and Hannah both slept with the same guy: 0:34 Hannah tracks her career from tennis to comedy: 8:50 Hannah reveals her new flirting strategy: 13:34 Hannah once negged Tyler Cameron from “The Bachelorette”: 19:29 Nikki and Hannah consider starting a relationship: 24:24
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Women have so much privilege they can make a video about negging celebrity guys and timestamp it.
There was this old joke where this comedian was talking about reading women's magazines and feeling like he is spying on the enemy. This is like spying on the enemy and realizing their reality is MASH.
If the guy is overly attractive to me I get nervous and can't look at him. Looking someone in the eyes is very weird when you want them... at least for me.
@@clintt5939 That means they thought you were *really really* hot. They're intimidated. (jk........you're probably fucked up looking or something. 😂🤣😂 Learn to work with it or around it, or lower your standards appropriately.)
Nah theres PURPOSELY ignoring, then theres involuntarily ignoring. Fine line, like one of the replies said. If they're purposely ignoring you then yes you're probably hot, but involuntarily ignoring you they probably actually dont even realize you're there.
To be honest most guys don’t like playing games unless they are “Players”,if you are truly looking for a relationship just be a straight shooter and cut through all the bullshit!
18:20 or so. If a girl is talking to my friend and he seems interested in her. I am not going to have anything to do with her. I feel like this game she likes is going to attract the worst guys. lol
seriously. it's only going to attract weird alpha dudes who are at bottom insecure... and these "comedians" wonder why they can't find a decent hot guy
as first hand experience as "the ugly friend that gets talked to" I can tell you that once you do hook up with the hot guy, we both talk about it & laugh later because we know exactly what youre doing lol
Just stumbled onto this now after watching Netflix Degenerates. (Which was fire btw.)These two chics are just so chill. Witty, honest & a breathe of fresh air. I wish more women had no problem with actually expressing themselves and their GENUINE feelings for one another like this. Love Nikki & she vibes so well with so many🔥 And Bring back Hannah again, cool ass chic.(I’ll be looking for her Podcast) Keep it coming girl !! ✌️💛
Ooh: very subtle, but the answer to a question is edited out at 14:31. Nikki: "Because they think that every guy does that--" Hannah: "Did DAN laugh at your jokes?" Nikki: (pausing before responding) "Hmnmn..." [CUT AWAY TO HANNAH; NIKKI'S RESPONSE IS REMOVED] Nikki: "You were telling on the podcast..." You can clearly see it's been altered because Anya is sitting there one second with a sweatshirt on and in the next moment she's removed it. So the question remains: did Dan Soder ever laugh at any of Nikki's jokes? Also--ladies--can you decipher what Nikki was about to say before the edit? That look on her face says a lot but I'm a dude so I can't read her facial cues well enough to know if she was going to say "yes" or "no".
19:15 "because i am being authentic, i don't know you yet! so i'm not going to try to be flirty with you" ... uhh yeah. you're just going to have a whole game plan from the moment you see him. what you're doing is just an advanced version of flirting. but you're not being authentic. nikki was right
Welcome to the beginning of enlightenment grasshopper. 😁 That is women in general. I'm 61 yrs old and it took me a long time to realize this about women. Being an admirer of young women this was a life changed for me. lol
Crackle crackle dan! Now we gotta get both these ladies on the Bonfire and just start asking questions, I’d pay so much to see Jay start joining in on it
@@johnlewis8934 He's a regular on Billions. It's a pretty good (very good even) show on Showtime about shady traders. I like his character. But yeah, he's not that famous.
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x When she said "I love negging" - all my rants about the shallow *** that negging works on well enough, to justify PUA coaches, found a face and a brain. It makes sense for a comedian's sense of humour, but otherwise... oof.
@Carleton Rutherford says the person roasting someone who was just making a funny comment.. can't let whichever girl you're obsessed with possibly enjoy a compliment without tearing her down with your jealousy.
You're so intelligent that I really like when you put an element of yourself in to the conversation and even if isn't a conversation to be funny, you could grab hold of the content and make it entertaining and funny either way. Trust yourself I say and I would watch every tv show/listen to every podcast that you ever!
This was so funny and so scary at the same time I gave my first thumbs up and I subscribed to get all notifications. Truly a comic force to be immortalized.
and I mean..., that's quite common, and nothing to be ashamed of. When you are fucking 19! Having these issues well past 30... Some honest self-reflection would help.
17:30.. why do girls feel the need to play these teenager games? Talk to the ugly guy (and get his hopes up) to get the hot guy you like? Thats just dumb and rude...and doesnt work cause guys dont think like that! no wonder they end up single..
I said the same thing and when she gets called out on it she tries to back peddle. She's an asshole. And you're right it doesn't work because guys have real friendships and if thier friend likes a girl they back off they don't swoop in and try to steal her. Although they do live in hollyweird and that whole culture is gross.
As a college tennis player in top-ranked I can completely relate I had performance anxiety and it kind of ruined tennis for me and there's so many ups and downs that losing got more stressful but it made winning mean nothing she's a beautiful girl
Have you ever read Infinife Jest? The writer was a child tennis prodigy and part of the novel takes place at a fictional tennis academy. It's really funny.
This is hilarious because I have never used any kind of “strategy” with women, but I know plenty of male friends who get kind of weird with that concept. But what’s really funny is that I do recall chatting up the “ less desirable” member of a group, just to see if Lady Luck graced me with her presence..
Sad that so many young ladies feel worthless at some point...… also sad that the answer seems to be getting famous or well known!! There is so much more to life than being well known or famous......…. going through life looking for the "hot guy"...….. so shallow!!! Just being around famous hot people is so fun!!! What a sham!! Most famous people are lonely and can't trust anyone......…. Best of Luck to all...………
This conversation confirmed so many things that I suspected of women. Thank you for this clip. It makes hooking up and dating so much easier for me now.
@@patglennon9671 Nikki is close to 35 and Hannah is touching 30, and see how complicated and complex they make hooking up when they are already attracted to the guy. Every 26+ year old girl you meet in a bar and take number will probably have three such friends who will have such conversations with her about you. You have to fight through all this crap and games to get to her and meet her again, even though she is already attracted to you and wants to bang you. But when these girls were 21 or 22, do you think they thought so much before they hooked up or had sex? NO. And, they were better looking, younger and probably more horny. So as a man, you have to ask yourself 'Do I want to fight through all this crap to get to the girl, when she has already had sex with many guys when she was hotter, younger and made it easier for those men?' NO, you don't have to. Catch the Hannah's and Nikki's when they are 22 and 23.
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Just for the record the word Eskimo is frowned upon by the people that are commonly known as such & prefer the word INUIT
Just an FYI for Everyone
It's still new information
Just for the record the word Eskimo is frowned upon by the people that are commonly known as such & the word INUIT is the appropriate word to use
Just an FYI for Everyone
It's still new information
nikki you do look like larry bird
18:00 her strategy is to talk to the friend of the guy? That sounds like the worst strategy. If a girl is talking to my buddy, especially if he's a less attractive guy, then that girl is 100% off my list because I'm not gonna swoop in on a girl if my friend is interested.
Yeah its a unspoken guy code that if a girl talks to one of your boys she automatically is off the list
I didn’t realize girls really be playing so many games. I don’t like it
That’s literally what men do all the time to get laid. Get over it.
@@sevothtartesama18 it's a dumb strategy whether it's men or women doing it.
LMAO she thinks guys behave like girls
Nikki and Hannah both slept with the same guy: 0:34
Hannah tracks her career from tennis to comedy: 8:50
Hannah reveals her new flirting strategy: 13:34
Hannah once negged Tyler Cameron from “The Bachelorette”: 19:29
Nikki and Hannah consider starting a relationship: 24:24
Women have so much privilege they can make a video about negging celebrity guys and timestamp it.
I'm both extremely annoyed and entertained by this conversation.
There was this old joke where this comedian was talking about reading women's magazines and feeling like he is spying on the enemy. This is like spying on the enemy and realizing their reality is MASH.
You just hit the nail on the head... ..
Thats the schtick right?
@@brettlaw920 MASH?
@@Bipwxyz think he means the old tv show
Wow, I never realized before this episode that every single woman is actually into me, I thought they were just ignoring me.
😂😂😂
Now I get why they were talking with me...😢
LMFAOOOOOO
If the guy is overly attractive to me I get nervous and can't look at him. Looking someone in the eyes is very weird when you want them... at least for me.
@@lisam1479 I just look at your picture and I realize I'm looking into your eyes and it freaked me out so weird
Note to self: When women ignore you, that means you're hot!
Idk man I've been ignored by a lot of girls and none of them really seemed that interested
Not ignore. Aloof
@@seanpaulson9098 *Thin line
@@clintt5939 That means they thought you were *really really* hot. They're intimidated.
(jk........you're probably fucked up looking or something. 😂🤣😂
Learn to work with it or around it, or lower your standards appropriately.)
Nah theres PURPOSELY ignoring, then theres involuntarily ignoring. Fine line, like one of the replies said. If they're purposely ignoring you then yes you're probably hot, but involuntarily ignoring you they probably actually dont even realize you're there.
I'm 23 but I feel these girls are at least 6 years younger than me ...
this is a really great comment
Yeah they act younger but their pussies are so worn out so they have to act younger to fool men
@@horizonfios it's time to go outside bro
Pineapple Pioneer you are so right!!!!!!! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@@horizonfios sounds good
To be honest most guys don’t like playing games unless they are “Players”,if you are truly looking for a relationship just be a straight shooter and cut through all the bullshit!
I feel like a fly on the wall in the hot girls’ sleepover bedroom 😂
Which ones hot?
@@paulfolta6214 Nikki is the only hot one here. But I would never date her. Issues.
@@JimmyMon666 tbh yeah Nikki was the only one kinda hot
Paul... that's what I was thinking 🤔
Nikki and Hanna are both hot. Hannah actually reminds me of my ex-girlfriend. You guys are crazy if you think they're not attractive.
This is exactly why genuine conversations like these will never be overshadowed by contrived tv ever again
Chill out bro.
Don't try so hard.
18:20 or so. If a girl is talking to my friend and he seems interested in her. I am not going to have anything to do with her. I feel like this game she likes is going to attract the worst guys. lol
word. bros over hoes
seriously. it's only going to attract weird alpha dudes who are at bottom insecure... and these "comedians" wonder why they can't find a decent hot guy
spot on brotha spot on
Ecrir Twy'Lar FAXX
You are so right. Rocking friendships for a thrill.
Nikki and hannah have so much chemistry they need their own show
They need there own bed actually. Nikki is so down with that. I just want to watch.
as first hand experience as "the ugly friend that gets talked to" I can tell you that once you do hook up with the hot guy, we both talk about it & laugh later because we know exactly what youre doing lol
It's called being the wingman
I love Nikki’s entire personality!
She is naturally one of the most hilarious person that you know you would get along with!
Nikki's podcast is top-tier!
Watching them compliment each other the whole time was enlightening.
Love the honesty. Refreshing. Keep up the good work! Blunt and honest. Great stuff.
Just stumbled onto this now after watching Netflix Degenerates. (Which was fire btw.)These two chics are just so chill. Witty, honest & a breathe of fresh air. I wish more women had no problem with actually expressing themselves and their GENUINE feelings for one another like this. Love Nikki & she vibes so well with so many🔥 And Bring back Hannah again, cool ass chic.(I’ll be looking for her Podcast) Keep it coming girl !! ✌️💛
"Then you guys need four guys." 😂
Ooh: very subtle, but the answer to a question is edited out at 14:31.
Nikki: "Because they think that every guy does that--"
Hannah: "Did DAN laugh at your jokes?"
Nikki: (pausing before responding) "Hmnmn..."
[CUT AWAY TO HANNAH; NIKKI'S RESPONSE IS REMOVED]
Nikki: "You were telling on the podcast..."
You can clearly see it's been altered because Anya is sitting there one second with a sweatshirt on and in the next moment she's removed it. So the question remains: did Dan Soder ever laugh at any of Nikki's jokes?
Also--ladies--can you decipher what Nikki was about to say before the edit? That look on her face says a lot but I'm a dude so I can't read her facial cues well enough to know if she was going to say "yes" or "no".
Can totally see why nikki crushes on this girl
"Ok ill take the little ones" 😂😂😂 i died
21:30 'I love a dumb dom...I'm gonna tie you up but i don't know how to do this knot!'
Finally!!! Your own channel! Go Nikki! 💪👏
Nikki is funny. Love her shows. She is badass with her upfront in your face talks. Keep them coming Nikki.
19:15 "because i am being authentic, i don't know you yet! so i'm not going to try to be flirty with you" ... uhh yeah. you're just going to have a whole game plan from the moment you see him. what you're doing is just an advanced version of flirting. but you're not being authentic. nikki was right
@ that makes sense. what's the shitstorm? i don't really follow her
Lol these girls man, they contradict everything they say in the next sentence
Realtalk
How so?!
@@Simmuh2 How so?!
Welcome to the beginning of enlightenment grasshopper. 😁 That is women in general. I'm 61 yrs old and it took me a long time to realize this about women. Being an admirer of young women this was a life changed for me. lol
"...and that's a part of our world."
-Dan Rather
Atta Boy Soder!
I so thoroughly enjoyed this conversation, I can't even tell you
Crackle crackle dan! Now we gotta get both these ladies on the Bonfire and just start asking questions, I’d pay so much to see Jay start joining in on it
i would love Jay's commentary crackle crackle.
You did it! You've made my dream come true. I've been waiting so long for this channel
The most underrated show on the internet by far. This was awesome, all your videos + guests (so far lol) are awesome. Thank you for being you
You are always fun to behold. Thanks for these. :-)
I don't know exactly why yet, but this whole thing was mesmerizing and I would watch a thousand episodes.
where does one sign up to be one of the 4 guys? asking for a friend...
This might help ruclips.net/video/0o-4yLRRgB8/видео.html
shout out to the legend Vanilla Dan for cleaning up
barkevvv seriously they’re both so fine 😂
Ol big head slaying it
@@coltonensley7523 nah Nikki is like a 6 at best
And now Katie Nolan. Guy's on a good run.
@@billb825 is that confirmed?
Imagine being Dan listening to this !!! Lmao god bless bro
He won’t care or shouldn’t… after all he bed both of them!
What's the female equivalent to a man-child? Got three of 'em here.
Comedians
A woman or a girl.
@Duribethin I cracked up when I read your answer 😂😂😂❤️
Thank you! Exactly, they look old and immature at the same time
A woman
14:06
Me: "MOM! WE NEED EXPOSED BRICK NOW!"
Underrated comment
Props to our boy Danny Soadz. Slangin' meat and breakin' hearts. Crackle crackle.
oh thank God I thought they were talking about Dan Rather! I was like 'dam, can't you do better?'
I can't find him on google. He must not be that famous
@@johnlewis8934 Search Dan Soder.
@@johnlewis8934 He's a regular on Billions. It's a pretty good (very good even) show on Showtime about shady traders. I like his character. But yeah, he's not that famous.
Homeboy is pounding Katie Nolan now.
I love that they don't hate each other
Oh you know Hannah talks crap behind her back.
Way to go Soder. He always reminded me of Matthew Morrison from Glee.
This was everything 😂😂
Enjoyed the convo. Reminded me of a time when I was a bartender and the 3 gals at a table were having a brilliant talk with lots of laughter.
How do we find your XM radio channel ?
Why did I love this so much
Is there a sign up sheet?
16:50 this strategy is literally standard pickup artist game
Exactly what I was thinking.
Word for word. It's so amazingly ironic it's hilarious !
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x When she said "I love negging" - all my rants about the shallow *** that negging works on well enough, to justify PUA coaches, found a face and a brain. It makes sense for a comedian's sense of humour, but otherwise... oof.
@@37thraven true. Teasing is universal but a love of repeated negging .. that * has to have issues
I could watch Nikki all day!!! She is by far one of the best comedians ..........not to mention incredibly gorgeous!!!! I have liked and subscribed!!
where do i apply to be one of these guys?
U got to have a dick over two inches
What kind of headphones are those?
The female version of "tunnel buddies" is "Pole Pals". You're welcome
It's Eskimo brothers and Eskimo sisteres. EBDB shall rise again
@@Mach1Greeble 💯
Where can I see the whole video? I just discoverd this show and I would like to listen more.
Her physical reaction was.........wait for it.......... "Yes" !!!
Nikki: “I’ll take the little one...” 🤣🤣🤣💀
This is why I Love Nikki.
-The Little One
They need to do more pod-casts together.... So good.
This is sick, I love it.
Danny sodz getting some top quality trim.
Jason weir top quality nah bruh, more like middle shelf🤣
@Carleton Rutherford says the person roasting someone who was just making a funny comment.. can't let whichever girl you're obsessed with possibly enjoy a compliment without tearing her down with your jealousy.
ÆONSONE LMAO
What is Trim
@@AshleyEllwood thank you, am glad someone got it.
Hey, did you ever see that RUclips thumbnail of Nikki where she's shot at 3/4 profile from the right?
Female logic @19:07 “I love talking to I am being authentic” @20:23 “I’m antisocial”
I think its ok and you can be authentic and anti social at the same time lmao what's your reasoning?
Being authentic and antisocial aren't mutually exclusive...
You're so intelligent that I really like when you put an element of yourself in to the conversation and even if isn't a conversation to be funny, you could grab hold of the content and make it entertaining and funny either way. Trust yourself I say and I would watch every tv show/listen to every podcast that you ever!
Francis M The best conversations!
This was so funny and so scary at the same time I gave my first thumbs up and I subscribed to get all notifications. Truly a comic force to be immortalized.
Nikki: new sub/ long-time fan fm Dallas Tx! You are hilariously funny. ty, dh
OMG LOL this conversation makes me so happy I decided on the apartment with lots of exposed brick. LOL
Last line of the whole video -- "I'll take the little one.." :-)
Wow.. People actually listen to this. All offense given.
Im literally 40 seconds in and can see through the desperation. Over and out.
carpentero all taken
where can i sign up?!! lol love this
Agghhhhh hahahahaha “I’m gonna tie you up but I don’t know how to do this knot...” oh my fuck I love you.
You are such a great laugh!!you are amazing!
Listening to this; so many signs that these gals' are the issue in all their relationships, and yet they think the guy is the problem.
Agreed!
Oh she knows 😅😂
it's almost always both
and I mean..., that's quite common, and nothing to be ashamed of. When you are fucking 19!
Having these issues well past 30... Some honest self-reflection would help.
Loved this, y'all are great
This reminds me of getting stuck alone in a conversation at a party with a bunch of girls I don't want to hook up with.
😂💀
The Heart Of A Blackbird You nailed it.
And yet he stayed till the end and commented 🤣🤣🤣
@@dancingdyonysis :(
Well put, looking for anyway to get out of this hot mess before it got anymore raw and gross.
Hannah is so lovable.
crackle crackle Soder!
Love you and your podcast, Nikki!
I'm dying xD How the hell do you have only 50k subs...
76k subs now
"When's he gonna lift the embargo?" anyone else die almost instantly from laughing here? At least pee a little? ROFL!
17:30.. why do girls feel the need to play these teenager games? Talk to the ugly guy (and get his hopes up) to get the hot guy you like? Thats just dumb and rude...and doesnt work cause guys dont think like that! no wonder they end up single..
I said the same thing and when she gets called out on it she tries to back peddle. She's an asshole. And you're right it doesn't work because guys have real friendships and if thier friend likes a girl they back off they don't swoop in and try to steal her. Although they do live in hollyweird and that whole culture is gross.
You're so great!
Damn, my gut when she said "maybe you just like someone else more you meet," after I was left for that reason!
Absolutely love your work so great I would love to meet you
This was my Friday night, 5-6 hours straight of watching the channel, great to find you back on here again
Michael Lock that’s really sad
Wow you made it
Nikki and Hannah....a match made in viewer's heaven.
we luv soderrrrrrrrrrr
This is so stimulating.
Nikki after seeing you on Joe Rogan is she the bucket list honey?
Speaking as a man in his mid 60s..weknow we are "old" but we prefer the word "vintage" it's the same result but it sounds more expensive
This *Lesbian Tourism* by straight girls got mainstream in the 90's. Definitely STILL gets the attention of the boys.
Where did you get that denim jacket??
Dating any one of these girls seems soul-crushingly exhausting. Then again, I'm old and married.
I’m young and single and agree. LOL
I'm young single and I would domestic violence the f outta these b's
@ no wonder you're single.
@
I lold
I agree. Way too much. I’d rather die alone
"We gotta go younger. " 🤣
Their lovemaking must be beautiful.
As a college tennis player in top-ranked I can completely relate I had performance anxiety and it kind of ruined tennis for me and there's so many ups and downs that losing got more stressful but it made winning mean nothing she's a beautiful girl
Have you ever read Infinife Jest? The writer was a child tennis prodigy and part of the novel takes place at a fictional tennis academy. It's really funny.
Did they not care about punctuation at your college?
That is the worst advice so lead on and use a guy to get another guy and when you get called out for it back peddle.
EXACTLY!
And notice how she said she dumped the British guy because she got bored...more likely he dumped her for being extremely shallow and vacuous.
I can’t tell if Nikki is making fun of Hannah or doing comedy...🤷🏻♂️🤔
This is hilarious because I have never used any kind of “strategy” with women, but I know plenty of male friends who get kind of weird with that concept. But what’s really funny is that I do recall chatting up the “ less desirable” member of a group, just to see if Lady Luck graced me with her presence..
Sad that so many young ladies feel worthless at some point...… also sad that the answer seems to be getting famous or well known!! There is so much more to life than being well known or famous......…. going through life looking for the "hot guy"...….. so shallow!!! Just being around famous hot people is so fun!!! What a sham!! Most famous people are lonely and can't trust anyone......…. Best of Luck to all...………
It’s natural female behavior. They do everything for clout. It’s what women spend their life doing.
17:40 how ever you time stamp. Uh, you're just reclaiming man tactics from 50 years ago...
This conversation confirmed so many things that I suspected of women. Thank you for this clip. It makes hooking up and dating so much easier for me now.
Do explain please?
@@patglennon9671 Nikki is close to 35 and Hannah is touching 30, and see how complicated and complex they make hooking up when they are already attracted to the guy. Every 26+ year old girl you meet in a bar and take number will probably have three such friends who will have such conversations with her about you. You have to fight through all this crap and games to get to her and meet her again, even though she is already attracted to you and wants to bang you.
But when these girls were 21 or 22, do you think they thought so much before they hooked up or had sex? NO. And, they were better looking, younger and probably more horny.
So as a man, you have to ask yourself 'Do I want to fight through all this crap to get to the girl, when she has already had sex with many guys when she was hotter, younger and made it easier for those men?' NO, you don't have to. Catch the Hannah's and Nikki's when they are 22 and 23.
You don't get women, lets me real
Thanks, now I have a picture of Dan Rather munching while doing a news cast.