It's nice that she can flow from subject to subject and inject the humor anywhere she wants. That's the sign of a true comedian. She's not restricted to a lineup of pre-written jokes.
@@HeavyLikesSandwich"I sat on a mine" was a good take. Reminds me of a Norwegian tall tale: There was an infantry captain once, who literally put his ass on the line, and lost it. During a grenade training drill, one of the rookies dropped an armed live grenade, and the captain put his helmet over it and sat on it. He survived, but he could no longer sit while he was riding a bike, the story goes.
Nah. He's that perverted uncle that gets away with it, that everybody likes, while the rest of us perverted uncles are struggling our asses of trying to embody the essence of totally-non-pervertedness. (which I fear is a really transparent effort.)
Love this, her music is awesome, I stumbled upon her stuff and I do love it, and man she is such an amazing person too, great chemistry. Also mix's with Conan and Andy super well, awesome
Nikki is living proof that you can be attracted to a person from just their personality. She is such an awesome and funny woman, have no idea how come she isn't more known.
All joking aside, it's sad that we've cultivated such a narcissistic culture where women (and men) feel the need to undergo completely unnecessary surgery just so that others will deem them attractive. If your self-worth is tied to what others think about you physically, you are in for a rough road my friend.
+ I would love to believe what you, Ehud said, but if people consider you attractive they will listen to you more, think of you as more successful, trust you more, you will have a greater chance in courtship, and hence be more self-confidence(I could quote a book, but you can just look at the people around you). To say you shouldn't think about your physical self is very wrong and leaves many people wondering why can't they find a partner or can't fit in. It is so much you can do on yourself without surgery: get good clothes, nice haircut, go to the gym, eat healthily, learn body language of confident people... Of course, society will despise people who only take care of themselves on the outside since they don't really contribute much to society (like Melania Trump, she is/was hot, but society doesn't like her). Don't get me wrong it is important to follow the rules of society, but sometimes you have to think on the personal level to elevate yourself. Good day to you sir :)
@@Sanctifires I appreciate your opinion. I'm not arguing that since it doesn't matter. I think Schumer is terrible. I like Glaser confidence and timing in her jokes. I am a big fan of Louie CK (and many other comedians) and he jokes about his penis and sex and it is great to see a female joke about the same things. Cringe all you want, Conan thinks she is funny and the audience laughed, and I found her amazing. I think majority rules? Or is everyone dumb and you're the smartest person in the world.
Second clip watching her on Conan, never heard of her before, but she's so great at delivering sidelong WTF hilarious tie-ins that sound almost like non-sequiturs that I'm in for the long haul: Will watch her in the future for sure.
I kinda feel like if she had been this around and this age when Conan was single in the '90s, he would have asked her out. She's his spec looks wise and she's funny.
I've always thought Nikki Glaser was gorgeous. I thought that years ago when I first saw her and I still think that now. I'll think that until the day I die. :)
"I lost it in the war" Hahahahahahahaha, you know, I love you because you are so funny Nikki, you are totally wrong in thinking that men don't want a woman with a fantastic sense of humor. The ones of us that also have a highly developed sense of humor actually want a woman that is funny. Also, a woman that can talk, is articulate and clever. You have a really great voice by the way. Don't look for flaws you might have (we all have them), but focus on the great stuff you have, where you are better than others.
Wow funny! I didn't know Conan said he had a long back back in the day! First place I heard that was from Desus and Mero. Awesome to learn about the roots of things.
Not many can carry sexual jokes without sounding sly or trying-too-hard. Nikki's so smooth.
yeah, exactly!
nah she is a goofball
The trick is to make jokes that are actually funny.
*Amy Schumer left the chat*
The trick is they are not jokes
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Yes folks, I am on a Nikki Glaser binge.
same
same
Omg same
Why did I click on the Roast!
Yesss same it’s an addiction
The way she accelerates past punchlines is genius
That's a good point. I never really realized this til I read your comment
I love how Conan compliments Nikki Glaser on her looks at the beginning of every interview. What a homie!
Conan a true G.
Same. Conan's not afraid to say the obvious - that's she's funny AND he finds her very attractive.
She successfully alienates men with those dresses & acts. Stand-up for marriage?
not creepy at all!
It's nice that she can flow from subject to subject and inject the humor anywhere she wants. That's the sign of a true comedian. She's not restricted to a lineup of pre-written jokes.
that's why her and Conan's interviews are so awesome. He plays off her really well as they go from topic to topic.
Does anyone else go on a Nikki Glaser binge...and then find themselves doing the same binge a few months later?
Me right now.
Me too 👍🏻
She's great!
Me right now
No, not me
Yep, right now 😆
This made me go back and watch younger Nikki speaking on Conan's show. She's genuinely hilarious! Aaaall of her interviews are gold lmao.
omg her Jennifer Aniston impression is da best!!!
and tiniest.
I got caught up too; she's great.
3:32 That little hand hold was so endearing
@@empty_seat Nikki ‘s a HUGE fan of Conan. And Conan just appreciate her.
oh its rare to see such good chemistry between host and guest, its so relieving to watch
she is so quick with her responses i cant tell if she's a super fast thinker or its just well rehearsed
Ya.. she seems very quick witted.
The thinky part. Her vocabulary alone tells the tale.
Mixture of both probably
Found her four hours back and boy oh boy am I on a binge ride!
She's a legend 😂😂😂
I lost it in the war! Lmao
Now that would be putting her ass on the line for real!
@@HeavyLikesSandwich"I sat on a mine" was a good take. Reminds me of a Norwegian tall tale:
There was an infantry captain once, who literally put his ass on the line, and lost it. During a grenade training drill, one of the rookies dropped an armed live grenade, and the captain put his helmet over it and sat on it. He survived, but he could no longer sit while he was riding a bike, the story goes.
I heard that expression 40 years ago. I haven’t heard it again until today.
I miss her show Not Safe on Comedy Central. She's hilarious.
FiveDoorSVT that show was the best! Especially tinder tap out and when they did the voice overs on porn.
Yep. That was a great show and it was ended on a really meaningful note.
Tinder tapout! Holla lol
I just found this woman and I love her.
That's what I call a good sense of humor.
judging from the latest conan appearnace, she really tore up her face with plastic surgery
Well she's not curvy, but she's probably the most beautiful, and hilarious female comedian.
Dior F But sadly, a thin lipped bit...
Serious you can't be
I think Iliza Schlezinger is prettier than her but Nikki is funnier to me.
But I listen to her in a podcast that she doesn't like to get called female comedian, just "comedian".
Hahaha
They have great back and fourths… Really gonna make me miss Conan in this format
forth
You are already miss Conan or you will be made Mrs Conan.
@@MrPartch
Fifth
Saw her first on alec Baldwin roast and now I'm bingeing.. Hot and funny!!
She is so outrageous. I love her.
“I lost it in the war”😂wow she’s actually legitimately pretty funny. I think i might be a fan
Bolt not funny
Flo you wrong
Nikki Glaser’s laugh is the absolute best thing on this Earth
I love when a guest and host have chemistry.
Conan has it with everyone
Conan’s obsessed with Nikki 😂
Do you blame him??
It's also the other way around.
Aren’t we all?
I discovered this woman about 2 months ago, now she's one of my favourite comedians, absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣
This interview was great all around.
Conan is that perverted cool uncle that you see once in a while every now and then
Nah. He's that perverted uncle that gets away with it, that everybody likes, while the rest of us perverted uncles are struggling our asses of trying to embody the essence of totally-non-pervertedness. (which I fear is a really transparent effort.)
Cause of restraining order?
Lol
the king of cool I love that you wrote both “once in a while” and “every now and then.” Guess you couldn’t decide which one was more accurate.
I feel bad for his wife.
How is that dress staying on? Damn she is fine
I hate myself for saying this, but I was really, really wishing for a wardrobe malfunction.
@@jonathanmatthews4774 Aubrey Plaza used to be my female comedian obsession. I think it switched to her.
rockyman_88 wig tape😂
that's what I was thinking too.
Love this, her music is awesome, I stumbled upon her stuff and I do love it, and man she is such an amazing person too, great chemistry. Also mix's with Conan and Andy super well, awesome
Nikki is living proof that you can be attracted to a person from just their personality. She is such an awesome and funny woman, have no idea how come she isn't more known.
couldn't be agreed less..
The compliment has a nasty backhand.
@@sunilpashurai8180 Yr comment is appreciated
Dude, she is hot.
*more attracted
All joking aside, it's sad that we've cultivated such a narcissistic culture where women (and men) feel the need to undergo completely unnecessary surgery just so that others will deem them attractive. If your self-worth is tied to what others think about you physically, you are in for a rough road my friend.
It is nature, evolution man... back in the day people were just not thinking about that because they had other problems, like surviving
Humans haven't cultivated that, all species put a lot of worth into attracting their mates as a purely evolutional trait.
@@pivo6499 Back in the day, they didn't have international coverage. Everyone they knew had no butt... :D Guess why trump is pissed off!!
+ I would love to believe what you, Ehud said, but if people consider you attractive they will listen to you more, think of you as more successful, trust you more, you will have a greater chance in courtship, and hence be more self-confidence(I could quote a book, but you can just look at the people around you). To say you shouldn't think about your physical self is very wrong and leaves many people wondering why can't they find a partner or can't fit in. It is so much you can do on yourself without surgery: get good clothes, nice haircut, go to the gym, eat healthily, learn body language of confident people...
Of course, society will despise people who only take care of themselves on the outside since they don't really contribute much to society (like Melania Trump, she is/was hot, but society doesn't like her). Don't get me wrong it is important to follow the rules of society, but sometimes you have to think on the personal level to elevate yourself.
Good day to you sir :)
It's sad we cultivated a culture where people need to undergo complete pandering BS on the internet.
0:53 Noooo that’s the thing she’s sensitive about!
mulaney?
4:05 I tried not to laugh and just enjoy but then it was so unexpected it just broke me lmao
I love her voice! It's so cute
she does great things for Stray Rescue of St. Louis, an amazing animal rescue!
Conan is such a dad
and I love it
Shes is very funny
She's totally flattered
I didn't laugh once and I watched the whole video
@@RonanDonovan007 Wow that sucks for you man lol
mmm no, no she isn't. she's cringe af, a slightly better version of amy schumer
@@Sanctifires I appreciate your opinion. I'm not arguing that since it doesn't matter. I think Schumer is terrible. I like Glaser confidence and timing in her jokes. I am a big fan of Louie CK (and many other comedians) and he jokes about his penis and sex and it is great to see a female joke about the same things. Cringe all you want, Conan thinks she is funny and the audience laughed, and I found her amazing. I think majority rules? Or is everyone dumb and you're the smartest person in the world.
This interview explains how she came to have such phenomenal legs - being insecure about her 'butt', she's done a lot of squats to develop her glutes.
Glaser is funny as heck and very easy on the eyes!
These two were the dynamic duo!
The last part... That was gold
She's like a funny, attractive, non joke stealing version of Amy Shumer.
Ol' no glutes Glaser!
Lol, this woman is gorgeous ! Funny, brillant and so beautifull, not because or her appearence but she has this vibrant personality.
Conan is the best
your profile picture is the best
Second clip watching her on Conan, never heard of her before, but she's so great at delivering sidelong WTF hilarious tie-ins that sound almost like non-sequiturs that I'm in for the long haul: Will watch her in the future for sure.
Watch her Comedy Central roasts!
saying something bad about trolls on youtube is pro level trolling,
well played
😫 24hrs into Nikki binge, and shes amAAAAzing
Her, Bill Burr & Norm are the best guests on this show
Damn it, Nikki! Why so pretty?!! And hot, and funny, and, genuine, and nice, and just a pure gem. Huhu
a genuine and wholesome laugh this chick is a goofball
Woke up. Felt depressed: Nikki Glaser binge it is! Feel much better already :D.
Conan is in love
i just found her now, 7 aug 2021 sat on conan, she is natural funny. i love her.
not going to lie Nicki Glaser could get it
Nikki is just a whole different breed of comedy, I really just found out about her and she's top 3 best comedians and that includes Dave Chappelle
That evening, Conan came home and without a word settled on a couch for the night. There was no argument. Both parties knew...
LOL!!!
Lol yeah I was just thinking doesn't he have a wife? lol
I kinda feel like if she had been this around and this age when Conan was single in the '90s, he would have asked her out. She's his spec looks wise and she's funny.
Nikki always brings the funny 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
The t-shirt in question would more than make up for the 'sorry' sweatpants.
I feel like Nikki Glaser should wear an "April 18th" shirt
I thought of that and I'm glad someone mentioned it.
What's funny is that is Conan's birthday
I wish I knew what this means.
@@jensutoob It's National Anal Sex Day
from jim jefferies
Conan is the only one that can make fun of a terminal illness and nobody gets mad.
He isn't making fun of terminal illnesses, he's making fun of his own show using terminal illness for exaggeration. It's an important distinction
Nikki Glaser is the sweetest, funniest, kindest, hottest woman out there. Who is the luckiest guy??? Good grief....
im binging her videos before my presentation to give me confidence lmao
"Her dress is botherin me.... it's not on the bedroom floor. OH!!"
That's my Dice impression
She is so funny and with Conan = EPIC
I've always thought Nikki Glaser was gorgeous. I thought that years ago when I first saw her and I still think that now. I'll think that until the day I die. :)
"I lost it in the war" Hahahahahahahaha, you know, I love you because you are so funny Nikki, you are totally wrong in thinking that men don't want a woman with a fantastic sense of humor. The ones of us that also have a highly developed sense of humor actually want a woman that is funny. Also, a woman that can talk, is articulate and clever. You have a really great voice by the way. Don't look for flaws you might have (we all have them), but focus on the great stuff you have, where you are better than others.
The best female comedian in the modern time.
Beautiful woman, I've always been a fan of her
Conan- “single again?” Conan- his mind is on ... Go C man.
It was great!
2021 binge watching Nikki clips
That's what you get when you have 2 people who makes jokes about themselves genius
You have so much in common. Your humor is the same, the mode that you speak, everything!!!
Her voice could call in dolphins from 50 miles .....
Did not know her but she’s funny as hell:)
Conan is confused and distracted because she’s so funny but also so hot. 😂
She should be on the show more often. Nikke and Conan have a great rapport.
she is like the female version of conan lol
Wow funny! I didn't know Conan said he had a long back back in the day! First place I heard that was from Desus and Mero. Awesome to learn about the roots of things.
I think she and Conan should get married.
They banged in the back stage after this. Confirmed
I LOVE! this new format.
Who came here after the Roast of Alec
girl take those extensions out of your hair! your short hair is GORGEOUS. you are beautiful and funny and talented and amazing! LOVE YOU
This brought a smile to my face.
I love her high pitch talk..
Glaser is so freaken HOT
She and Conan have the best chemistry
I think she is beautiful, smart, and funny
@Lorents Muller nope.
Two very funny, down to earth, people. Not sure which earth, but grounded. 😏
Nikki is what Chelsea Handler always wanted to be
Loved watching her on the Cooking with Paris show that on Netflix LOVES IT!! XO
Lol, Nikki Glaser is wild.
Long back! Like that clip from Desus and Mero hahaha
Glaser? I barely know her... -michael scott-
Excellent.
Everytime Andy laughs, a puppy is born.
"It hurts to sit"
I know that pain.
0:53 - When my girlfriend tells me to clean the kitchen right when I walk in the door after working a 10 hour shift.
4:27 or on the back of pants
She roasting Conman 😄
Something tells me she doesn't have a hard time finding a date.
Shooter Mcgavin she probably wants a guy that does one position and lasts four minutes though
@@XplicitStory why? Are you saying she's all talk and doesn't really enjoy sex?
She writes blogs for Mandatory.com that confirm she has no problem getting anything.
On her talk show she reveals she is not very happy
HILARIOUS, BLONDE AND INTELLIGENT!SERIOUSLY???SINGLE????