Nikki Glaser - The Best Time To Have a Baby
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2018
- #NikkiGlaser on not feeling like an adult, why she says her favourite book is the Bible, and the reason she's going to go the surrogacy route when she has a baby.
#NikkiGlaserStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2014.
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“Here, try again.” Had me rolling.
She bodied this. She plays with stereotypes in a subtle way. She's a virtuoso. She never breaks character. She's one of the Greats.
Lies. Deception.
she is trash and uses sexuality as her entire schtick. weak.
True Gemini
@@samrivers2419 is that why you love her? 😁😊😉
@@chrisharder4854 I think she's complete trash, and I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes watching... hoping it would get better.
"Could you just tell everyone. That would be great." Lmao so funny.
I'ma need some proof 😉😐
Nikki: has an amazing bit about not reading books
Also Nikki: *holds a BA in English Literature*
LEGEND
I know it's so ironic 😂
there's this bit that John Mulaney did that he didn't read any books in college and graduated with a BA in English lit "they gave me a paper certifying that I read books I didn't read" I wonder how many English Lit majors didn't read the books
@@diegolarrea7932 I will be graduating in a year and I've read 4 books in the past 2 years. I study spanish AND english lit lol
@nnkkla90 Google, you don't even need Cliffs Notes anymore.😆
No disrespect a bachelor's in literature at a reputable school would be very difficult and take a lot of hard work and intelligence, but it does also seem like a degree that you could coast through at a party school too.
I have read literature, but the Bible prevails, and the liberal tolerants will leave you in your peace, just by doing that. Nikki has graduated in godlessness, so she could become a female bishop in Hollywood, promoting vegan food and abortions.
She’s really smart. The people that are amazing are the ones that make it so easy that it doesn’t look like she’s working hard, but she’s a master.
Lol what?
@@coronalight77 nothing ever good comes from responding to someone that just says, “what?”… but here it goes… (Tony Soprano style), to you or Phil or anyone…. (No more Tony, now to old grandfather).. when it comes to people, the fool is the smartest person. It’s the fool that does things because everyone is too afraid to make a mistake. Douglas Quaid was told by Kuato… you are not your memories.. you are what you do!
She has an amazing sense of timing and transitions from joke to joke very smoothly
"This isn't Quiznos sir"- lmao. Nikki's material and delivery are so brilliant this bit is just as funny the third time around.
I've been watching a bit of Anthony Jeselnik lately and when Nikki said "babysitting is like being a mom... But you don't love them," I half expected her to say... So yeah, just like being a mom.
So this is basically “If Eleanor Shellstrop did stand up.”
I'm not the only one!!!!!!
Exactly what I was thinking omg!
I was just gonna tell my sister that I found a comedian who's the real life Eleanor 😂
she is hilarious. Stop with the whole "for a woman" thing. She's just funny. that's the end of the story.
0 funny if your laughing at that your a moron
ian, this comment will not help you attract women. :/
Ian's wife uses a strapon
I don't know that he was in
No idea Zachary, ask a fake straight man
She is so underrated. Her comedy routines are always entertaining and funny
*"are you reading a book because your phone died?"*
The Gold
That's most modern kids
She had a lot of books in her life, its just an act.
“You’re entertained by the written word.” Lmao!
@KungfoKoala
When you can read books on your phone and not waste paper. I don't see a problem
"Best time to have a kid is in your teens since you have tons of free time and live your parents" So true, how come I never thought of this?! A missed opportunity! :(
I love at 4:07 when the lady laughs at the teen pregnancy joke and then immediately looks at the guy she's with to see if he's judging her....come for the jokes, stay for the amateur anthropology lesson you get from the crowd shots.
It's like we're synced coz she gives me just enough laugh time before she cracks me up again 😂
Stop lying.
Hahahahaha her punch lines are always on point. My favorite comedian
i love this woman SO MUCH!!!
Good piece
*Just once* I’d like to see a Nikki Glaser video without seemingly endless comments comparing her to Amy Schumer in some way
Amy shlummer..she has her own zip code.
It really is getting old. Female comedians these days are some of the most hilarious they've ever been and really shouldn't have their gender mentioned like it even fuckin' matters- Tiffany Hadish, Tammy Pescatelli, Iliza Shlesinger, Ali Wong, Rachel Feinstein, Nikki, - and these are just stand-up acts. There are a million funny comedic actresses as well (Issa Rae, the Broad City duo, Jenny Slate, Rebel Wilson, Nicole Byer etc).
These idiots dont realize they are helping Amy trend lol they are the reason she's famous. Watching her video just to comment and complain
I hate Amy Schumer and I kinda like Nikki, but they do use the same kinda cheap white girl jokes. Nikki puts it together with a lil more intelligence, and she is hotter too so peeps will naturally like her better, but...tbh I wish Nikki tried to step outside her comfort zone a bit - like yeh you are good at making jokes about your sex life, it works cuz your a hot blonde n you're talking about your tight pussy...but dude she can do better than that cuz literally ALL her jokes use that typa cheap formula and I just feel like she could do better than that. I'd be pretty disappointed if I was her father lol like I mean seriously it's her own fault for being compared to Amy Schumer. Like it doesn't show that she is smart cuz certain ppl will laugh at that shit no matter what (look at Schumer's stupid ass still having a career). Nikki should take that criticism to heart and do some new kind of jokes dude..
Right??? I actually love Amy but they aren’t the same ... Nikki is significantly funnier than amy
This isn't Quizno's, sir.
I can do the math… but just barely because you drank while carrying me 😂
OMG!!! she is just tooo funny...love her!!!
“Mmm book” lmao
"Here. Try again." 😅
Im so In love with Nikki!!
"...like bonding and shit..." You guys missed that one.
..Love Nikki...such great delivery.. funny funny !
Every line is so fucking funny. I just love her! 💕
Nikki is brilliant ❤️
Funny as hell😂
When she said TPS one i died
Mmm book 😆😂🤣
One of my favorite comedians of all time and this stuff is some of her best (until I watch her other stuff again & remember this maybe hilarious but shes usually even better)
I dont know why I cant admit she technically is my favorite this is the funny that hits me 100%
Her pacing and specially, the ending, was great!
Love her! She's funny af
LOVE
You are beautiful. I never made a public comment to a comedian before. You have a great sense of humor and awesome presentation. What a smile.
Fookin’ simp
Tears... of laughter...... rolling down my TPS...... oh wait....I don't have one.... can I borrow yours?
Too funny, thanks!
I was thinking about hatchet a few days ago 😂 it was one of the only required books I loved lol
Why have I not heard of you before??
So funny! I'm adding you everywhere :D
Who are you talking to? The uploader? Or us?
so AWESOME~! so FUNNY!
She's GREAT !! One very funny lady !!
The hatchet reference is facts
Always Funny... LOL
Lmao that was the best I've seen of her
Hahaha the giver and hatchet. Too real
TPS for the win always
that was pretty good
She is something else.
Here ya go "try again" 😂
well educated girls be like 1:49
Lol the giver. Hatchet did I finish hatchet.
"Try again."
My mother kicked me out of the house.
you are one crazy woman!! i love it!
I hate to admit it, but this has been the literal first female comic I’ve watched that I legitimately enjoyed and laughed out loud to. She killed it.
You might like Taylor Tomlinson. She writes really solid material and knows how to deliver.
Love her 👌
if you could just like.. tell everyone, that would be great
hahahahah
Damn I love me some Nikki Glaser, great clip!
TPS . RIGHT ## SYNDROME.. HAH KILLED IT
TPS! xDDD Lord, that's funny.
I love u Nikki
Lol TPS😂😂😂
TPS!! 😂😂
"Hot child in the city"- Nick glazer..
I have TPS too.. Xoxo, Chris
People stare more when I'm reading a book on the train, so I stopped doing it. I don't have data on my phone or music downloaded in my phone, so now I just sit there and study my eyelids when the anxiety gets bad enough.
Haha I remember Hatchet
TPS! LMAO!
I'm glad she mentioned Hatchet. Loved that book!
"Here, try again!"
Holy crap, how do you get up infront of ALL THOSE PPL and just vibe....i have a 1 on 1 phone interview in an hour and i'm shitting myself, nevermind speaking to a whole crowd. FML
So much rehearsing… How did your interview go?
@@kristintripp967 Got the job, but still couldn't do what Nikki does, that's for sure hahahah! Thanks for checking in though xxoo
4:06 Anthony Cumia? lol
TPS.... hahahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂. I've read 2 pages of one Harry Potter book. And on those two pages Dumbledore died. Love it. I spoiled my own self.
She's so honest that it's funny
Nikki is hilarious.
Meow from Los Angeles California
So funny Nikki.
She wild as a billy goat. TPS wow she funny
1:05 She basically used Joke from "Friends"
Looooove
TPS had me SCREAMING
This girl rocks
She's still funny, and hot.
shes hot imo not funny.
@@afvro75 me too
TPS !
I just realized that her TPS bit is just like a male comic bragging about being well hung !
Haha she's hilarious 😂
I just turned 25 December of 2018
TPS lmao
Nikki? You are a natural,🌹
TPS lol
TPS!!! TPS!!! TPS!!! CHANTS!!!!
i bet a lot of lads are ok w/ tps
Deserved so much more laughs and applause IMO. She’s really funny and hott let’s be honest
It's like Luis ck, i like her a lot. Glad i found her
Love you Nikki!! Laugh at me if you get bored, honey fun!
TPS. It's the best.
Hot comics r the best. Funny & good to look at. Best kinda comic.
She's right tho, if she had a baby at 15, it would be a teenager now.
Dale Greer that’s what I think every time I look at my toddler. ‘Wish I had you 10 years ago. I’m too old to chase you around all day and make sure you don’t kill yourself’
Love the louis ck style like delivery
Seen her on Conan and I love her haha, super funny.,.......MARRY ME?!?