I went on ANOTHER dating show.
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2020
- Schlatt goes on Love Or Host to win the love of his life, Minx. You can buy RyanP's youtooz here: youtooz.com/products/ryanp
Featuring:
Austin / austinshow
Minx / justaminx
Deansocool / deansocool
BruceDropEmOff / brucedropemoff
Aksel / aksually
Bob7 / bob7
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Игры
1 MILLION VIEWS EZ CLAP
the man has done it
Have you been sitting here watching stats waiting for it to hit a mil????
Love you schlatt keep going in case you see this
LETS GO BABY
EZEZEZEZEEZEZEZEZEZEZ
"I should really... stop flirting with men."
*g a y s c h l a t t*
BA BO BAY
Where he say that
Gigabite Ps in the video lmao
*scat man John plays*
@@gigabiteps8726 10:58, also 10:49 is worth mentioning
Minx- Has a literal emotional breakdown over her choices.
Schlatt- *LAUGHS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN AND SMASHES ANOTHER KEYBOARD*
*Smashes keyboard with Religious Intent*
I feel like schlatt is a cosmic entity and he's using his supernatural powers to win dating shows
Did she actually have a breakdown or was it just a bit?
Areeb M. It was a bit
Alpha Centauri lol this is normal for them. She’s cried in lots of bits on her streams. She just a good actor I guess
“I would kiss Minx, are you guys willing to make that claim?”
Jschlatt: “No”
Facts
This killed me when he said that
timestamp
@@selish2904 2:32
Schlatt brings the chaotic evil energy
Bob is the definition of a guy that is nice until rejected, then goes full crybaby mode on the girl
He didn't say anything that wasn't true.
@@Scotch20 Agreed, he also seemed more upset about what minx was doing to herself than what she did to him (even though has every right to not only call her stupid but also be upset a what she did)
It's sad that Schlatt cut out the part where Minx had a full on breakdown and started screaming at Austin and the contestants, while Schlatt and Carson were playing 8ball and talking about it.
I wish that was on RUclips that's awesome
@@April_johanson it is on youtube and it's fantastic. idk if it's in any highlights but i just bit the bullet and watched the entire stream which is up on austin/rajj's channel. i think its like four hours? but basically everyone wanted to play 8ball with schlatt: minx sent him an 8ball request while she was taking a shit, austin sent shlatt an 8ball request, there was the 8ball bit with carson, even one of the final guys wanted to play 8ball with schlatt
@@April_johanson its in a fuck ton of compilations, watch em
When did this happen on the stream
Schlatt has humongous balls dude
You didnt add the best part when she was having a “breakdown” and schlatt and carson were playing 8 ball while telling her to shut up
STOPP WERE THEY REALLY LMFAOOO
Olivia Carr yes they where
Olivia Carr funniest shit ive ever watched
What was the stream is it on switch?
Please link it
Schlatt: "It is like fucking midnight for him"
Aksel: "That's true"
Schlatt: "he wouldn't be here if he meant it"
Annoying girl: "it's midnight for me too"
*long pause of disgust"
Schlatt: "ok"
I loved that idk why
that shit hurts when someone says that to you irl but it was funny here
Are you saying she's annoying because she's british? Because as a British person myself I 100% AGREE lmfao.
@@DarkStarCoreXand because she’s white as a marble countertop and that annoying dyed hair lmao
@@jvinny_
Racism
I love how at 12:14 literally everyone including shlatt are shocked he's still in the game lmao
like all 3 just put their head down in shame
“Don’t take Carson’s advice on a love or host”
That one hurt Schlatt
You can't lie tho, that was fucking hilarious
It was sooo brutal
Fr that had me rolling
its been a few months
irs fair game
It had me whimper laughing
We may never know who said “yikes”, but at least we know they had more sense than Minx
It was kaceytron
Nevoverse she may be high but you bet she is mighty
@@lils426 She knows. She called Katerino and Jschlatt.
ngl, i was kinda feeling schlatt playing the psychology game; but i too was wrong
I thought it was the dog
The only thing Jenna brings to the table is the morning paper
if only someone said that on the show
12:17
“Schlatt you’re safe”
Literally everyone: **PLAYS BRUH SOUND EFFECT THROUGH THEIR SOUL**
Schlatt trying hard in Love or Host: *loses*
"i pick host": *Wins*
rigged
Lol tbh even though shlatt picked host he was prob the best option out of the two... The other guys date basically was just the guy asking if minx is always a little bitch or just right now
and when he tries he loses
"Schlatt's so hard to read, I never know what's going on in his head."
Schlatt: Blatantly expresses his opinions both physically and verbally
It's his calmness and being quiet most the time
hes so genuine that everyone thinks hes fucking around
All of his friends say hes the hardest to read, the realest guy...extremely caring...and always watching lol
This video is too good to be true.
Or minx is just more potato than brain.
Maybe he could’ve lied about choosing host but he didn’t lol
“I think schlatt is the worst decision”
Schlatt: *sipping on his minions happy meal drink*: hey minx is that a minion i see?
Schlatt laughing while minx has a mental breakdown is the best part
Just imagine you’re a McDonald’s employee and see a 6’3 man with mutton chops walk in and order 2 Happy Meals and $50 worth of food
Sir? Why do you have so much food?
*20
They probably thought it was for his children
Two large bags of happy meals, not just two
you can see the lifeless keyboard corpses vibing in the background
"I should really stop flirting with men"
all of Schlatt's tweets to James Charles: ...
o.O
Relatable
Too bad he's too old for him.
@@St33lStrife based
This is like a game of Mafia:
Schlatt is the murderer
Minx is the detective
Everyone else is screwed 😂
LMAO THE CARSON JOKES ARE JUST SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW
Schlatt: "Aksel, how about we go on a date after this?"
Minx: *Literal squealing*
the way minx likes it when schlatt says/does gay things
Literally SammyTheClassicSonicFan right there!
She entered seagull mode
Time stamp for the lads that wanna see it 10:49
Also Schlatt- I should really start flirting with men
You know what I realized?
Schlatt is a mastermind, he can literally ask for money and nobody is going to get mad at him because its completely within character.
He also acts like he genuinely does not care about the way he is perceived or looked at and pretends like he hates mind which makes her want him 😂
Playatoma
He may be a psychopath. Ik we all like to pretend like everything is a “joke” or a “bit” because we’re a broken generation, but this behavior is mental.
@@bingbongjoel6581 I can't tell if ur joking
@@bingbongjoel6581 it IS mental, which is why it's so hilarious. There is no conceivable way jschlatt is actually like that IRL, so it's fine to support him, it's all an act. It's like saying an actor is a bad person because he played the part of a serial killer, it's all an act.
Callmecarson and the people from lunch club have stated many times that Schlatt is very different from what the viewers see. They describe him as more of a calm and kind of boring person. He acts mental because people find it funny! He is smart, he knows that people probably wouldn’t watch him if he was the more calm and reserved person he really is. Schlatt acts like this purely because of the entertainment and rightfully so. I love schlatt’s angry moments and him smashing keyboards or even him laughing hysterically at Minx crying. If you want to see his more realistic and genuine self, Schlatt has a channel called “theweeklyslap” where he answers people’s genuine, serious questions while playing Call Of Duty.
“As if the show couldn’t get any worse Carson joined” schlatt predicted 2021
11:42 “as if the show couldn’t get any worse, CARSON joins”
*That quote aged quickly*
@Dez ?
The constant keyboard breaking and laughing at minx when everyone else is compassionate is so funny.
Lmaooo I know. How did she not realize it was host??
@@ladymisfortune1015 She looked so surprised to the point where we thought she was serious.
@@nikkoa.3639 I know. She's a decent actor.
Tom Hayes she has the biggest crush on him I swear.
schlatt has 10000 iq I swear
Schlatt gives 100% effort: Loses
Schlatt gives no effort what so ever: Wins
It all makes sense now
CorrosGamingYT that is called minx
He is like Luigi
That’s life for ya
Trying hard doesnt mean success with women clearly, seems it even hurts your chances
12:19 when they put their heads down at the same time 😭😭
This is easily my favorite jschlatt video ever. Such a perfect story arc, and an amazing plot
Schlatt, the absolute alpha, has learnt from the greatest coach of them all, the love coach. He used all the great techniques such as "shit talking" and "calling her broad". Absolute icon of the pickup community.
Edit: Nevermind, it seems his techniques are more orientated towards a younger demographic.
Luxither such a chad.
Gabriel Poro not even a chad. The Alpha Chad,
My Self a Thad if you will
Or you could force love with gun and violence
Giga chad
we can't keep letting this guy get away with this
he's gonna date every woman and big hot man on this planet
Minebama Why not become part of his big hot men? Who wouldn’t want some 10 big juicy hot men?
ruclips.net/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/видео.html
@@elijah5989 trust us dude, being a big hot man changed my life for the better
@@elijah5989 I'd be up for it, but I don't think I qualify as a big hot man.
We meet again, Minebama
“Jenna its the end of the road for you, I’m sorry”
“Man, that’s ruff” THAT SENT ME TO MARS DUDE
9:11 - "If you had kids called 'Bobbobs,' I would have kids just so my kid could like- own a playground to just like put your kid down." 😂😂😂🤣
Bob: “I would kiss Minx, are any of you willing to make that claim?”
Schlatt in a dead tone: “No”
i was HUNTING for this comment
Bob is a Simp.
Absolute Giga-Chad
What time is this?
@@Vau1tb0y093 2:39
"Don't trust Carson's opinion on love or host"
YIKES
His look too.
F
Dammmmmn
i mean at least he looked like he regretted it right after he said it but schlatt is a hard character to read
Hey, you can trust Schlatt doe. He warned about Katerino and also Fedmeyster
Mega oof
Keyboard: exists
Schlatt: And I took that personally.
made keyboard timestamps
11:37 - purple guy laughing idk while smashing pink keyboard
12:17 - schlatt about to break his whole pc
14:24 - flying keyboard
15:27 - broken desk
funni moment
Schlatt holding a keyboard:
"If only this was a cat."
Had me dying.
Time stamp?
Jimithy 53 - that bit starts at 14:22 and goes through 14:34 after carson joined halfway in the show
But not as much as alinity’s cat
Fukurodani’s Owl thank you 🙏
Jimithy 53 - No problem :)
“Minx, dont take Carson’s advice on a love or host...”
The Silence.
OH i just got it
@@sanderssides7390 LMAO
timestamp?
@@TsdsxSansTSSunStone 11:59
Is this like a joke we can laugh at or something that we should just keep as an awkward silence?
“I feel like you’re kinda dumber than a bag of rocks, you know rocks?”
That shit gets me every fucking time
Jschlatt: “axel let’s go on a date”
Minx: *becomes a segual*
Honestly not enough people are talking about the “I chose 3 gay guys and a simp” line because that was great
11:19
lmaoo
no one's talking about when he said thats disgusting xD
That line sounds like a new sitcom
Correction tree
I was just to about to Comment about I was
S E N T
I can’t believe she didn’t believe him. He wouldn’t lie, he’s a God fearing catholic.
Jschlatt is an honest man. His intentions were clear, and he made them clear from the start.
An in the end, Minx chose unwisely. All she had to do was pick Dean.
To true *smh*
@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc He was so genuine at the end too when he said "If you think Dean picked love, pick him, because I picked host." Like it was so obvious he wasn't lying and she still picked him smh.
@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc 7:59 As the editor note has said as well
@@kei.13 It's the opposite of the last one. Here, he picked host, made it VERY clear he was there to fuck around, and got picked. The first time, he picked love and lost over a guy who likes his steaks well done. Smh too.
Schlatt: openly admits every round he chose host
Literally no reason to pick schlatt:
Minx: picks schlatt
Also minx: surprised pikachu face
@Just Another Galaxy Thy tarnished, rest upon my lap
@Just Another Galaxy Does the tarnish know about the cold harsh wind?
Jenna: talking.
Shlatt: i got a fucking minion.
He has a a fucking minion
“I would kiss minx would anyone else say that”
Schlatt “Nope,”
1kth like
Lettuce Man oh what the fuck that’s a lot of likes
bruh
i laughed so hard when he said that
2.5k likes )
:)
Schlatt: i choose host.
Minx: ah so you love me
seeing as minx chose host on him her frame of "logic" makes sense
Schlatt wins
Austin: And he chose.... HOOOST
Dumb Broad: *_Pikachu Face_*
KankSchlap I don’t think we get to call her that, Schlatt’s her friend, we’re not
@@Ake-TL They are not friends but enemies that have battled over the course of many seas.
One might say Minx, is a simp.
@@Ake-TL it's always kind of cringe when people in her chat call her that, they aren't schlatt
“i should really stop flirting with men”
-schlatt 2020
18:10 the funniest thing I've ever seen
"Now Im Left With The Three Gay Guys And The Simp"
ha what a classic
The plight of Minx
Thor tactics. Good thing Schlatt countered with brutality to assert himself as an alpha male
That bit had me dead 😂. The fact that she was crying about it! *I love it* 🤣
That's what the whole world is saying... go find a good real man...IE the guys you friend zoned
I love the fact that Jschlatt just went “play dead.”
10:53 bruh minx sounding like a seagull
"Don't take Carson's advice on a Love or Host"
Schlatt is a friggin savage dude
You're here too.
Schlatt is a faultless man, but he pales in comparison to you when it comes to being in literally everyplace at once.
Mans basically admitted to using Minx for clout as well lmfao
So uh, what are you not interested in cuz you watch everything
too soon
"Play dead" followed by "I brought a happy meal" is pure chaotic Schlatt energy and I love it
Ah yes, 2:58 and 3:05
And when he laughed and broke a keyboard while Minx was crying really shows how chaotic he can be
@Jonathan Barone rest in piece
I watched it live and lemme tell you I might have fallen out of my chair at that remark.
I wanna have some Schlatt energy everyday
20:23 I didn't realize I had a what? that's the thing that said "fucking yikes"
“I need to stop flirting with men”-schlatt
Me: Cannot get a girlfriend
Schlatt: literally tries not to get a date but gets one anyway
He's just too good
What can I say? He's an absolute chad my dude
Facts
He's fucking tall and he's charming in a weird way
Harry the sailor, I hope your ship sails one day
****Minx Crying .****
****Schlatt Laughing Maniacally In The Background .****
*Classic .*
Ah yes, 11:32
And then there is Wilbur in the background
*True .*
Minx crying while the upbeat music starts playing and Schlatt announcing that he will be back time after time again is amazing it's like an ancient curse. Schlatt is inevitable
D u a l i t y
I genuinely love Schlatt & Minx they make me laugh
0:43 There is no God if this shit is real.
There is no god💀💀
All the women see his great skills, he knows how babysit AND cook (and lead a marching band of course)
Owns That jook kook guy. Ladies are bouncing off the walls for him
He’s also a tremendous zookeeper and security detail for animatronics
Just sucks that he’s not too good with his hands :/
ruclips.net/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/видео.html
do you mean Mr Hands(don’t look that up)
Everyone: Jenna bark
Schlatt: play dead
I’ve missed you
lmfao
So much, i was just binging sjschlatt moments videos.
IS THAT THE DOG GIRL FROM TIKTOK
@@obye Yup, it's her.
@@obye she's getting paid 6 figures for that too
The foreshadowing was crazy when schlatt said don't take Carson's advise in dating
Minx: talking about the contestants.
Schlatt: casually lighting his face on fire.
Not sure why Minx picked him even after stating he picked host. Schlatt has never lied or scammed anyone ever, and that’s a fact.
she followed her heart
@RYLE SALUNGA look behind
@@thatsnotmynameyes3036 wtf monkaW
Daniel Sambar schlattcoin was just a fluke
Well he did say he wasnt gay......so he has lied.
When bob broke character because of the gun, I almost cried of laughter
timestamp?
@@davidk2189 6:58 ish
@@davidk2189 6:48 is the starting point
No one has ever broken Bob, maybe never will again
map gamer that moment changed my life of simping over bob7
Bruce said slat💀💀
10:54 wow, I’ve never heard a person sound so much like a seagull. Very impressive, Minx should add that to her list of special talents
It’s hilarious how when Minx is alone, she’s the dominant force in the area. Yet when mixed with Schlatt, she’s the one crying while he laughs maniacally
schlatt's raw energy overpowers hers
Wilbur and banana will forever haunt her
She hasn’t been the same since the banana incident
Lmao what banana incident
@@mamawawa640 we dont talk about it anymore
“I should really... stop flirting with men” ~Schlatt 2020
GaySchlatt
@@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen lmao when Carson and Schlatt reacted to that for the first time😂
gayschlatt
gayschlatt
gayschlatt
Schlatt you're safe
Schlatt: *throws 3 keyboards*
i love this shit “Bob is still being breastfed”
minx: jenna bark
schlatt: play dead
Other contestants: Schlatt is literally the worst person alive.
Schlatt: Minion.
They were all laughing at his jokes though tbh.
Schlatt is the corporate devil incarnated
Raving Rabbids gang rise up
They didn't think he's a bad person, just the worst choice for Minx to pick, as he stated multiple times he picked host lmfao
mcdonalds
Bob7: Its impossible no ones ever done it before
Shlatt: cocks gun
What is the time stamp
Megan Green around 6:52
Thats the only time I've ever seen Bob's demeanor break on this show
*Schlatt
He He He
He said cock
The final three competitors
Austin: *summons Carson to the battlefield*
Minx:crying
Shlatt:minx that’s discussing
*Jenna gets eliminated*
Schlatt: thats ruff
Smooth schlatt. Smooth.
Cha Cha Real Smooth
Thats funny
Comedic genius
@@SauceThe2nd yo is that real smooth?
U só gay
Drinking game: take a shot every time Minx is disappointed from the decision she makes
If I do that I’d die from alcohol poisoning
kai coogle But if *I* do that I'd die from drowning
9 shots
I'm surprised she hasn't taken to that
I don't want to die tonight.
The caption of the video should’ve been: *Jshlatt flirting with men for 24 minutes and 11 seconds*
The ending is too good, she's jus crying and no one cares lmfao
2:55
minx: Jenna bark!
Jenna:*barks*
the ultimate giga chad schlatt: play dead.
Radicaldude i died from laughing when he said that and I still am 😂
I had to stop the video and process that for like 10 minutes it was great 😂😂
He made the right call though.
I cant believe minx was actually shocked when schlatt chose host
Well I think the show is fake. Rajj creates fun concepts or plot arcs for the streams and though each person can go a different way they don't usually.
Still though it is more entertaining than any other love themed 'reality' show out there
Yeah its all a bit tho
@@jameskowanko7574 who is this rajj guy everyone keeps talking about
lvl 91 soldier ya idk who that is
Thanks for spoiling it for me
Keyboard count (in the video not over all)
#1 5:28
#2 8:22
#3 11:35
#4-5 12:24
#6 14:26
#7 15:27
Overall schlatt said he smashed fifthteen so if I missed on comment it
I always enjoy a bit that is taken to such an extreme level that you don't even know if it's true or not. I don't even know of he's serious about all this
Jenna: "As you know, I am very loyal"
Bob: "Maker her woof for you"
*woofs*
Schlatt: "Play dead"
Lmao
OMG I DIDNT HEAR HIM SAY THAT HAHAHAHA
Yeah nah
timestamp?
PcMikeGaming 2:55
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Minx: ...did he though?
Austin: Schlatt chose host.
Minx: :O
Lol
@@heisenberg7513 I'm telling the FBI you got a phone in jail
@@AIRISFULL dont do it
👀
Austin should be in caps and and bold font.
Bob7: its imposibble to open
Schlatt:”grabs pistol”
6:52
Schlatt could literally sell water to the Ocean
Minx:*Mental Breakdown”
Schlatt: That’s disgusting
seriously what a chad move honestly
i make sure to do this everytime a woman cries. stay real kings!
Evangelion reference?
“Pathetic”
Elijah Foote Probably not, Minx and Schlatt are people who do bits together a lot, it’s actually really funny- the whole thing is just for content though, the crying was probably just for the bit
Elijah Foote Probably not, still funny tho
Schlatt: "I chose host"
Minx: *chooses schlatt*
Rajj: "he chose host"
Minx: 😧
Austin
Austin
Austin (?)
Austin
Austin
"I should really stop flirting with men." -Schlatt 2020
even tho this comment is made in 2021 im late
"play dead" 2:50
This doesn’t sum up how chaotic the stream really was. At one point minx threw her chair and left the room for like five minutes. It was the craziest stream I’ve ever witnessed.
You haven't seen her normal streams yet. This is just the tip of the iceberg on how chaotic her streams really are.
@@JaMorantBiggerArm well, she is Irish. Most of my Irish friends are just in a constant drunken rage, even when sober
@@JaMorantBiggerArm remember when she streamed Monopoly with Wilbur?
@@samt3412 minx be like: JDIFKDKKDKDHOO
Minx: starts crying
Everyone: don’t cry :(
schlatt: 🤢🤢🤢🤢
🤢🤢🤢
Barnicle Sauce 🤢🤢🤢🤢
@Barnicle Sauce she didn't actually cry
@Barnicle Sauce why would you feel bad, i was laughing so hard
Barnicle Sauce It's all a bit if minx and Schlatt is involved.
Schlatt: I AM TERRIBLE YOU SUCK I HATE YOU I PICKED HOST
Minx: is he though?
Noahbear55 your chat message will stay in my heart forever
10:48
how to win a woman's heart according to schlatt:
-$50 worth of mcd's
-keyboard destruction
-be taller than the pope
-gun
-Repeatedly tell her you're not actually interested and you just wanna benefit from her
@@cantputashrugasausernameso5105 I guess the nice guy complaints aren't entirely wrong lmao
Don’t forget vagina candle
Gun
@@cantputashrugasausernameso5105 In Russia we have a phrase that goes like this: the less we love the woman,the easier she loves us
jshlatt: her name is minx u may not know her
literally everyone: oh we know her
ruclips.net/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/видео.html
we do?
I mean if you watch a lot of schlat you realize they have a hate and hate relationship
I am one of few that didn't
Jovan Holmes you’re a living shot post
“I keep the three fucking gay guys and the fucking simp” BAHHAAHHAHAHA
"Minx, don't take Carson's advice on love."
That's called foreshadowing.