I found a new girlfriend.
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2020
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Schlatt goes on the dating show Love Or Host to find ANOTHER new girlfriend.
Featuring:
Austin / austinshow
Minx / justaminx
Mia / miamalkova
Susu / susu_jpg
Alex Botez / botezlive
Kandyland / kandyland
Ofelia / ofeliabear
Peachachoo / peachachoo
Elee / eleemoon
Caprice / capricemcbean
ConnorEatsPants / connoreatspants
Vansama / vansamaofficial
CallMeCarson / callmecarsonlive
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Edited by:
ME! ALL BY MYSELF HAHAHAHA
After Schlatt and Minx were Cute Together and did many Cute Things like Schlatt and Minx's Minecraft Date, and jschlatt and Minx arguing, and jschlatt roasting Minx, the Schlatt and Minx saga ended once I realized I Just Didn't Like Her All That Much. Schlatt goes on Love or Host again to find a new girlfriend to be cute with. No, this was not the GeorgeNotFound Love Or Host (hiiiii george ;) where George and Minx go on a date (good luck with that buddy), nor was it the Wilbur Soot Love Or Host where Wilbur and Niki become a totally real couple. It wasn't the CallMeCarson Love Or Host, or the Quackity Love Or Host. TommyInnit did not invade my Love Or Host and say funny British things, either, which was kind of disappointing because he sounds funny when he says PogChamp. It was just good old fashioned Schlatt Dating Show content. Minx, Alexandra Botez (hotter sister of Andrea Botez), and many more Hot Women are there. Schlatt breaks keyboards, but will he finally get his 10 Big Hot Men? #LoveOrHost 
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schlatt reading the bible to a chess player, a pornstar, and a lunatic is pure comedy gold
I've never heard of Susu before and when she said "I like knives and dead bugs" I fell in love
This sounds like a joke setup.
Don't forget about the Oblivion Music
1000th like lets go
@@GOF-pk9mg but the set up is so funny that its the joke its self
What an honor to have played a role in my friend's journey to find love.
BRUH MOMENT
That was cool, Connor
shut up
I’m gonna say the line guys...
EAT PANT CONAR!!!!!
You did good Connor. You did good. Truly a great friend we all need.
Schlatt: *Actually interested in someone*
Chat: haha minx go brrrrrrrrrrr
Also at 19:00 minx is just spauting bullshit
damn only 1 comment, let me change that
damn only 2 comments, let me change that
dam only 3 comments lemme change that
Damn only 4. Let me change that
Kandyland sealed her fate the moment she suggested getting rid of the chops
Schlatt: pulls out bible
Mia: shit...
Burst into flames
@@devinbracci3416 lmao
Bible #1
Why is there 2.5j likes on this AND NO REPLYS???
2.5k I Mean
"It'd be nice if you shaved"
Chat: KICK HER
who was it that said thar
@@Amelia-tj1ol KandyLand
As they should lmao
Fax
time stamp
Got broken when he said "SUZU CHOSE LOVE" my heart sank.
Same
This may been 2 years ago, but I felt that too 💀
1:34 I love how he claps for himself before anyone else does
Lmao I didn’t even notice that
go buy the schlatt and co merch >:)
Are you important
By schlatt he meant yumi
hi yumi
Yumi ur my mom
Or what the pope will excommunicate me?
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about getting a divorce
Welp I'm catholic here in the Philippines divorce is very bad like seriously but good joke
The day after: Thinking of starting my own church.
Psyclops that’s great man
@@Alecsdotwav thanks for sharing
@asdf 1995 bruh im just sharing ;-;
Schlat and Alexandra breaking their keyboards together is so wholesome
🥰😁
“Wholesome” would you care to correct yourself?
@@Matthew0640 huh-?
@@Matthew0640Dafuq lol
I don't think they're dating
I like that the people are more scared of susu's knives than schlatts gun
When he says he found a new girlfriend, he actually means he found 10 new big hot men
i wish
Yes very hot
All the men are obama
@@arfsztynskin532 TRUUUE
jschlattLIVE your behavior confuses me as to if you are homophobic, an ally, or LGBTQ yourself
That pope cutout is actually terrifying
Dont let him know hes powerful, it would be devastating
It genuinely scared the shet out of me
don't worry he isn't glowing red yet
@@Evencane I think the light is white. He should say a prayer
We have peope at brazil!! Come to Brazil
8:55 Sigma rule: 1999 always stand your ground
That's also the year he ran over my dad when he was taking me to the ice cream parlour
We do not talk about what happen in 1999
I can't tell if this is supposed to be satire or if it's real.
If what’s supposed to be satire?
@@turxe3110 the whole vid
@@radusirbu3987 why would the video be satire
They're playing a character
Yes
I love the fact that Schlatt literally has the bible, a gun, and an airhorn on his desk at the exact same time.
Me and Schlatt are similar in that way
It just means he American, catholic,and a musician
And the pope in the background. Also a ton of keyboards on the side to smash
And keyboards
@@goji4468 I just said that look above
there is no possible way Minx is a real person.
Shes a ghost bro
I mean she does live in a morgue
She looks like she's rusting
I mean, is Schlatt real either?
Yeah, she isn't. She's actually a gremlin.
I love how you added BOTW ambience every time Susu does anything 🤣🤣
She's perfect
Every time I heard it my brain told me that it was too cold!
0:35 schlatt:are these things supposed to make noise?
Austin:yeah you should take your money back
Also schlatt: **AGGRESSİVE SPITTING**
Minx starts crying about her inner feelings and Schlatt just goes “BYE!”
I wanted her yo win
BYE BYE!
Good
leo tard I didn’t only because I knew her reaction would be gold. Plus I don’t think this is the end for her. The content from just going on her streams and making fun of her is too good, plus I totally foresee her coming back with a “crazy ex girlfriend” bit
Literally the Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters, "Bye!"
It has came to the point where Austin feels bad for Minx and let her talk
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Minx is the only one able to keep up with Schlatt’s chaos
26:20
Minx: actually crying that she didn't get picked and wished she won Schlatt over... "wishes him the best over sad music"
Schlatt: BYE!!
Minx’s fate was sealed the second they both broke their keyboards.
hahahahaha that’s true love
They belong together.
it was sealed the minute she entered the show
@@biscquit1701 lmao
Minx really wanted to be pissed sooo many times but she couldn’t help laughing
Susu gives off such Yandere phyco love vibes 🤣
I pray for you schlatt 🙏
Ya know, im starting to think this schlatt guy isn't religious
Same
I was thinking the same thing
Ya now us Christians aren't as up tight as we seem " the more you know " ._.
@@loumey74very
@@loumey74 the atheists communists who want global control of the economy are worse trust me
The “oh shit” when he found out minx chose love...
Yeah😭
Big sad
it hurt my heart
@John Houser that would hurt
Wait are they dating or not
Personally, were I a powerful and influential man like Schlatt in this situation, I'd be totally fine with Susu or Botez.
Susu or Minx
God I love how the second minx starts talking schlatt’s face is filled with disgust and he finds a way to leave asap
When minx started crying someone in chat went “porn acting “ and i lost it
26:24 pause and look for user DaBeeeeest in the middle with time stamp 5:18:30 next to his name.
Chat is the best during stuff like this 😂
Bridgette the emotes 😂
Yep, that's a minx chatter
saw that too
"She did have an ex boyfriend that disappeared"
Schlatt: *real shit?*
Bruh I’m watching This a week later and just the head tilt he did when it’s revealed she had an ex bf who went missing was fucking hilarious
he really said "word?"
“No comment”
Nah man, *gang shit.*
but was it actually real tho
I love your editing makes me want to come back every once in a while.
17:00 yeah that's the expected response from someone like her.
This man really tried to find the love of his life based upon their ability to say something in a New York accent.
the girl who said f*ck andrew cuomo is clearly the best
maybe you weren't with many women so far but i can tell you it is more valid than you might think
Who wouldn't?
Owen Lewis why wouldn’t he when he himself if from NewYork?
@@aleatheltrashcan478 what, I had a stroke reading that.
“My moms alive, and she’s a girl”
“Is she hot?”
@your average Jojofan the spirit of Okuyasu shines upon us
Rerorerorerorero
The words of a legend
Lmao minx is trying so hard not to laugh sometimes
The eerie breath of the wild music that played while susu talked got me every time
Schlatt leveled up from keyboards to desks, his house is next
Just wait until he smashes the universe
He could smash me..
@@mearp9539 calm down there
Mearp ruined the joke
@@DarcyTheManstop unfortunately I can't stop that because he's too powerful
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he just read a passage about the sin of vanity to Mia Malkova? 💀
Did he really?
VENOM
I read up on it more and the specific passage he read was more about work and how work alone won’t make you happy. If you read the whole passage it mostly talks about pursuing happiness through glorifying god rather than working hard to please oneself. The passage he read was Ecclesiastes 2:22 if you were wondering.
@@ohapplesauce what makes this comment perfect is the fact that the timestamp leads to Mia's introduction
@@DaGalaxyBoy OMG, damn....
Shlatt is a man of God
Schlatt really asks the hard hitting questions “who’s your favorite ghost?”
The utter chaos toward the end was amazing
Schlatt: _celebrates cause she chose love_
Also Schlatt: "i wanna divorce"
my bad lmao
John, it's not funny.
thank for spoil
i mean i didn't reveal her name
so
its not a total spoil 🤷♀️
and also
if u dont wanna get spoiled
then wtf are u doing here in the comments full of spoilers 😂
I feel like if schatt met minx irl he would greet her by shaking her hand
@@kipsnax I’m glad that this mental image can live in your mind rent free
Okay
@@kipsnax same.
and the starting sentence would be "hi I'm jschaltt nice to meet you, and you? "
right out of the socket
12:39 honestly my favourite jschlatt moment
Redds theme from animal crossing
i accidently came back to this vid exactly 1 year after it was made. this shit never gets old
susu:”I can protect you”
*pulls out small knife
Jschlatt:*pulls out gun
Correction
...
G l o c k
@@paytoncarolan5006 g l o c c
Glock 17 4th Gen to be accurate lmao
smol knife
SON ARE YOU STUDYING IN THERE
For Christmas last year, my then girlfriend now ex bought me the Schlatt and Co hoodie and that is by far one of the best hoodies I've ever worn. It is so nice and comfortable and helps me stay warm when its cold. Too bad its too fucking hot right now otherwise I would be wearing it everyday. If you're on the fence about making the purchase, do it. No regrets. its great. Worth all the money.
Now if only my ex didn't cheat on me it would have been great.
next time bro
That’s a bruh moment
Free hoodie outta it
Sad
Epic?
i collect knives and dead bugs is the greatest introduction ive ever heard
I want a Schlatt VS Susu battle set ASAP bc they're both fucking dangerous, lmaooo
He's treating the keyboards the same way he treated those 27 women back in 1999.
We are running out of years in the 20th century
eventually it's going to reach our year and he's going to come for us
They call him the keyboard man
sir, i think you mean 3
You mean he kills everyone and only keeps the one made in the 90s?
schlatt and minx are so fucking deep into the bit that it’s getting scary
I find it perfectly normal 😂
It ain’t a bit
@@googan1425 Definitely is man-
23:50
@@googan1425 are you related to daniel wozniak? that would be fucking awesome
15:03
*angry Irish noises*
OMFG HER FACE WHEN HS DOES IT 🤣
6:36 this is still my favorite shlatt clip of all time
I almost shat myself when the Pope moved
SAME
Im still laughing about it
Same I focking died
When????
You almost schatt yourself
I love how Schlatt just completely drops his character around Susu
He was into susu but then chat ruind it
Tbh, I think he was gunning for Botez the entire time
She was gonna kill him
He was genuinely surprised by the ex thing I doubt he would be into her when she said no comment with a straight face.
Some people like danger. I can't speak for Schlatt because I don't know him, but I can say it seemed like he was into Susu when he didn't know.
Schlat is the only person in the world that can make me laugh no matter what
And Tim dillon
this is my first time watching a full vid of jschlatt's and my god its pure chaotic gold!!!
susu’s knives are street legal
she is not.
be careful she’ll find you
and you’ll go missing just like her ex
I’m dead as fuck holy shit lmaoooo
I see this as an absolute win
@@nostalgicmindset5258 same
@@confused3625 Sclatt has a gun and she has knives, they wouldve been perfect.
Susu:I have a knife to protect you
Schlatt:"pulls out american privilege"
Right*
Idiot am I right
@@idreallyknowman8550 no
MURICA BITCHES
@@canarysoup6553 MERCA'
I love the fact that Schlatt INSTANTLY recognized Vansama’s voice the moment he joined the call.
i love the editing
“I’m actually uh, taken care of”
*whips out glock*
What time stamp was that?
4:04
@@_bed_bug_ ty
He stays strapped
Schlatt with a gat.
The Oblivion music in the background of the reading section killed me
Wait how are you typing then???????
Of all people I didnt expect to see you here
Patterz? Hey, nice to see you here
Oh hello there
Uhhhh hi patterz
Im actually crying for minx now..
schlatt and minx are the "chaotic good"
susu: I can protect you
jschaltt: **brings out a gun**
Merica
never bring a knife to gun fight kiddo
666th like
I was waiting for Schlatt to flash his gun while she was talking about knives 😂😂
What timestap was that in the stream
Is nobody going to talk about how Susu was the imposter
thats sus im voting you
@@yooooooooooooooo696 nonononono it couldn't have been me, I was in medbay.
@@bouwn2151 I was in medbay the whole round, he wasn't there
@@Ele_Underscore okay I'm sussed of you bro, becuase I was there for almost the enire game trying to bait the imposter, and I only saw you once. You didn't even scan. I'm voting Warmonger
It's Warmonger and Mands
I love Connor because I swear most of the time he just shows no emotion and its brilliant
3:50 when an insane stalker is obsessed with you but you're already way more crazy than they are.
susu: My mom's alive and she's a girl.
Connor: Is she hot?
Woah this part just came after I scrolled, but on 2 diff devices
I’d pick susu she seems crazy in bed
@@noahr8783 she seems crazy in general
@@alex_likes_games2796 exactly
@bad aim Parker yes because you watch porn and don't care for personality. She is pretty much self-centered and only wants what's best for her.
The fact that Minx still showed up after the minecraft date is remarkable
she just keeps coming back for more
It's all one big act, that's why. You just wait for the breakup arc with Alex when Minx comes back
@@shelboney Nah theres no way, Its definetely completely 100% real and thats a fact
I started to believe that Minx is just plain idiot.
@@Name-ul8es I believed that from the start of rajjchelor
Schlatt’s the only person who picks host on his own love or host streams
Someone disses schlatts beard, Chat: SHE BELONG TO THE STREETS
I cannot tell how much of this dude is a bit and what’s actually him. Edit: I know the weekly slap exists and I'm a huge fan so you can stop commenting that.
It's always a bit
He has the weekly slap you can watch
literally all content is a character. weeklyslap is less of a character but it’s also not the real him yknow
Connor my guess is that the real schlatt is mostly the weekly slap with some of the humor from his main, just less over the top
He is a bit
Jschlatt's true love is the Pope. He has always been a good shoulder to cry on.
Ah yes the true everlasting love of Papa Frank, his holiness.
I may not be Catholic but I know God is the way
That guy is a windbag
Wait he's cheating on James
He’s a good friend, always there for the warm embrace of comfort for others
This is chaos and I love it
I love how there is oblivion music when schlatt was reading
I like how 70% of the things Jschlatt posts is dating related
what can i say, i love women
except the ones back in 99
jschlattLIVE what happened in 99? 🤭
What about the big men
@@jschlattLIVE elaborate on what happened in 99
Man this jschlatt guys doesn't seem to like this minx girl huh.
He said on Tommy Stream that him and minx were meant for each other LMAO
Hmm is that a jojo reference
@@chadustitanius9110 No
Hmm is that a siivagunner reference
@@Enaaneaen fr?
schlatt demolishing things is so good
The love or host trilogy is actually amazing
Schlatt and Minx are like an old married couple except they're not married
So they are just old...................
@@meghavshukla641 😂😂
@@meghavshukla641 yes
And they hate each other
@@vacuumtrout3437 i mean its ur opinion, but it doesn't really look like its true
Vansama coming in and saying "I Object" is literally top 5 internet moments of all time that was an amazing bit
It really was
Dude it was so hype
Ayo Watch mojo wya??
Vansama come to brazil too!! Brazil is good Come to brazil!
@@hhhvsg what is your goal here? You really just want people to come to brazil?
I never thought Schlatt would help me revive my religious side. Been struggling without it even if I never lost it it faded.
QT showing up and saying she got ordained absolutely ruined me LOL.
The Ladies couldn’t resist the biggest Chad of all time.
Oh so this is the alternate title
666 likes
NO ONE LIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE. ITS AT 666
Is that a Cr1t1kal reference?
He's a Schladd
Schlatt: she weaseled her way in
Me: well she is a minx
This could have been so much better without the
Them:
Me:
format
you know I know wot
I’m 666 likes
Logan Hendon yeah it’s almost like people forget how to speak English these days
Out
This is like an entire anime with best girl and the yandere and fan favorite and all. It even comes with the generic bad ending where the mc doesn't pick the the fan favorite lol
But fr this is gold content
I loved the Oblivion music in the background when Schlatt was talking about having an intellectual conversation 😂
I LOVE HOW MINX IS IN EVERY fucking EPISODE
ITS FOR THE CONTENT!!
She is thirsty
for the content
Like she said she only wants the money lol
Minx is great and you know how Tommy had every girlfriend but only mix never was his gf
i’m supposed to be in science class but this man’s dating life is obviously more important
u legend
I'm also supposed to be doing science class
Same bro
me too, chemistry rn
Art
8:42 women that don't like your facial hair don't like you and you should broke up with her now
Best wedding i've everr been to
So we’re all gonna ignore that susu’s ex boyfriend is missing
W H A T
LMAO WHAT-
why is everyone replying like they literally didn't say it in the video
@No Longer Human it’ll matter when you become her ex 👀👀
@@__-lh8lb well this is why u dont date crazy chicks
Sorry, is no one going to talk about, “I collect knives and dead bugs”.
Apparently not lmao
heheheh she sounds like a psycho
Also a fucking disappear'd ex
“She weasels her way in like it’s the 19th century and I’m a potato”
That is the best line I’ve ever heard 😂
Aww nice
I feel so bad for Minx, but she lost her mind a long time ago.
Schlatt with the airhorn on Minx kills me 🤣
I wonder what Schlatts postman is like costantly delivering keyboards
Probably fucking afraid
@Umbrella Driver his manager is ryan, The same as the misfits
iirc he got a huge box of them all at once
I bet his postman just expects it so he has a delivery schedule for schlatt where he just brings schlatt a keyboard like once a week or so
"Oh boy this maniac ordered 200 keyboards and a metal storage cabinet off wayfair again."