I went on a Minecraft date.
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- Опубликовано: 10 авг 2020
- Schlatt goes on a Minecraft date with Minx. Oh my god it's so romantic I'm so jealous of the connection they have.
Featuring:
Broad @JustaMinx / justaminx
Waiter @ConnorEatsPants / connoreatspants
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Edited by ME! ALL BY MYSELF!
After Schlatt's appearance on Austin's Twitch show Love or Host (previously known as the Rajjchelor / Rajjchelorette) where he dumps JustaMinx in front of millions and millions of people and also breaks several keyboards, the honeymoon couple go on a hot Minecraft date. No fun 1.16 Minecraft mods in sight, no speedrunner vs hunters (thanks Dream, please let me join the Dream SMP, or maybe even START WAR on the Dream SMP -- I Love Minecraft!), no SMPLive Deals And Business, no "Minecraft, but" challenge videos, no poppage whatsoever... just some intense romance between Schlatt and Minx. It's basically Schlatt and Minx being cute for 18 minutes straight, or maybe even Schlatt roasting Minx for 18 minutes straight. Kind of like CallMeCarson and Katerino except Minx would never do that to me because I wouldn't allow it. Light up your favorite Woman Scented Candle and give this one a go fellas. How's that for metadata word soup. 
Игры
Worst date i've ever been on and it wasnt even mine
we already know it wasnt your date lmao
Good comment
Loved your new video Connor watched before this one lol
When it’s bad
F
It’s actually the point where the weirdest and funniest thing would be schlatt and minx just genuinely talking to each other
Greasel Snatches she is, they both play characters
JcNom no schlatt isnt he is a genuinely catholic man ive seen him in public reading the bible while eating Olive Garden breadsticks & a salad but without the salad and its only crutons
@@theyluvxavien5244 right, i meant he plays a character on the weeklyslap
@@jcnom6606 hello again i see you in every schlatt and minx comment related thank u for your service
dude that would be genius, we would be so wierd
I feel like Schlatt’s idea of a date is just Minx cleaning his Glock with a toothbrush while he eats spaghetti.
The pope is watching as well
@@TheOneButter the Pope is always watching.
Define ‘Glock’, in this Context.
@@austinthesan-antonian3932 his fucking gun
@@lesigh3410 r/woosh.
Schlatt : Kisses cow
Minx in the next cut: *throws out leather*
She was Laos wearing the skin when she died
ok
Minx: y'know men it's never a straight yes or no answer.
Jschlatt: I CHOSE HOST
"Maybe if you guys were more like women and just tell it how it is"
Minx on every Rajj show with Schlatt: I love that man *HOST*
Me when Minx said that: I smell bullshit
Suit Guy Exactly!
Yo this is completely unrelated but what mic does he use?
@@lazer_shat1823 funny mic
Schlatt: kissing a cow
Next scene: Minx dropping 2 pieces of leather.
Minx yandere sim
Oh no
@@bionicleapple1254 minxdere sim
Is this forshadowing minx and Schlatt just taking our money without any interest in finishing the deed?
Didn’t connect the dots until I saw this
Schlatt: I don't like minx
Also Schlatt: Facetimes minx 32 times a day
yeah, the whole i don't like minx thing doesn't hold up when 80% of his best of 2020 video was of them.
Cuz it’s a love hate relationship but mostly hate, and it’s funny as fuck
yes its funny, but i dont think its a love hate relationship, i think its just an act they put on to be funny
At most its a hate love friendship and yall need to stop being weird ass hetero s
@@joeyjoeanu4910 schlatt has said several times he's straight
Sometimes it's really hard to remember that Schlatt is just pretending to be a low-key sociopath.
maybe he’s not pretending
@@yose_.6016 true tho
Let's face it, Schlatt's attraction to her was 90% that Angry Birds costume
yes
Kat Bird and the dance
The pink wig
Schlatt: don't ship me and Minx
His viewers: oh we won't
Also his viewers: g a y s c h l a t t
G@e
@@himsikhar3779 Gæ
Yes
b a b o b e b o b a b a b a b a b o b e
Ye
Why is no one commenting about how Schlatt had a moment with a cow at the start, Minx got jealous then it cuts to minx throwing 2 pieces of leather on the ground and the cow is gone 😳
ok
ok
ok
ok
ok
“I WOMEN”
-Jschlatt, 2020
My sense of humor is so extremely mangled
he does women though
@@Rosia4309 I have come to the same conclusion.
@æ I think? Right? 😰
I am Leg
"I'd rather be shipped with barack Obama"
-jschlatt
Minx:
Barack Obama skin :)
@Cream Separator right after he said
@@VanillaTried they are asking when they said that
@Cream Separator somewhere in the start
watch 1 minute into the video
@Cream Separator 0:42
"Man and woman go together like that"
-The Bible, probably
I am pretty sure it is, probably
its on there, probably
yeah believe it or not that quote is word for word in the bible.
2:38 redditor explaining why a mutilated corpse of a 7 year old child is wholesome
I can't stop laughing OML
@Braylon Davis yes on Twitter people have taken a liking to making people like dream George Tommy and tubbo into human chairs by cutting off all their limbs and tying them to a chair. So yeah it happens a lot on Twitter.
@@favfruitcake I'm not referencing that
@@Hyroaltage oh shit my bad
@@favfruitcake thatsa fetish on deviantart
schlatt: i dumped the girl so ima take her on a date out of pity
also schlatt: *threatens her with a gun*
With good reason
Schlatt tomorrow:
“Thinking about buying a new desk”
You got likes thought I'd tell you
"Thinking about breadsticks."
i poop into a friends hand this time 🤿
Holy shit is
that carson
“No one is attacking me”
“I can change that.”
*Pulls out a glock*
Jesus
Careful with non holy use of the jmans name in shlatts comments
She's into it don't worry
Shlatt: I'm sorry for launching you into the air.
Minx: oh its fine
Shlatt: I'm very sorry for-
Minx: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Schlatt: I'm sorry for launching you into the air repeatedly
Me: Oh here it comes
Minx: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOO*
“Schlatt goes on a date with Connor and bullies Minx”
*_Yes_*
*y e s*
*y* *e* *s*
y e s
Y E S
His whiteboard says "I love women" in all caps as if he's trying to convince himself that it's true.
ur right
gayschlatt?
AyJJ gayschlatt indeed
I ship schlatt and wilbur
Schlatt is Tommy Innut confirmed
“Connor and Schlatt go on a date and Minx is there too I guess”
To be honest, whenever I hear his funny mic, I just imagine his minecraft skin.
Never did I imagine he was actually speaking through his human body.
Minx:”with men it’s never a straight yes or no answer.”
Schlatt the whole show: “I picked host”
guy: what do u want to eat
girl: you choose
guy: how bout chicken
girl: no
that's the joke lmao
do you morons literally not know what a joke is
Thats the joke idiots
Ooft incels in the replies
Half of the comments: Is this a bit or does he actually mean it?
The other half: He hasn't been the same ever since "the incident" back in 99.
Slodkie Loba He really hasn't.
99' was rough
But was it a bit
Brutally murdering 43 woman can really change a man
Yeah i feel bad for him, he has change :(
4:44 best joke i have ever heard from minx
The only time schlatt is calm is when minx is suffering
It’s fair though minx is a little brat
well this went awful 🥰
You should get a keyboard to break like he does
Yeah right.
Id watch out for when 2099 rolls around... history repeats itself...
i think it went pretty well
Love ya Minx you're hilarious 🙂
Minx: “No one’s attacking me.”
Schlatt: “ I can change that if you want.”
Who else missed this guy?
Ya the funny guy
Funny man
You know, back in 2001, i drove over 15 women, injured 8 and killed 8. Back then, i didn't ask them. Typical millenials, when i was your age i didn't have to be a cop to practise my racism on people
“This game was made for kids” I see why Minx got rejected
“I hate when women cry”-Schlatt
Minx: “This is the worst date I’ve ever been on.”
Jshlatt: *cackles**
Jschlatt
the only date shes ever been on
@@bigguy6570 so technically its the best too
~OoooOoOooOoOo gOoOoOn
-👁⭐️👄💧👁
schlatt is like the best comedian that doesn’t tell jokes
so true.
He tells everything that he wholefully mean.
he tells half of them
Lmaoooo oof
This is equivalent to calling schlatt a funny guy
I don't think a woman has ever given me a straight answer in my life.
Lol just imagine he actually killed the mobs with his gun
They aren't even passive aggressive they're just aggressive.
Actively agressive.
Aggressively aggressive
they're aggressive passive
Progressively actively aggressive
Schlatt: accidentally kisses a cow
2 seconds later: Minx drops 2 leather items.
OMG I JUST REALIZED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You thought it was an accident
@@sleepyraisins "an accident they said"
Time stamp?
@@JJMcJJ900 1:26 hahahahha
"Yin and Yang go together,
I read it in the *bible* "
"Minx, look, I know the pope is a bit of a windbag, but..." just sends me to the fucking moon lol
schlatt is like a 4th grader bullying his crush on the playground but its not his crush
so hes just a 4th grader bullying someone
Why is this kinda accurate tho-
accurate
extremely accurate lol
very extremely accurate lol
“I women”
-jschlatt’s whiteboard
That the first thing my mind jumped to as well
So I may or may not have read that comment, then I look up then I see Schlatt erase the word "Love", and now I feel like a God
the J stands for Girl
Schlatt looks like he had fun with his date with Connor. Don't know why Minx is there but good date.
Minx: "You know men, it's never a straight yes or no answer."
Also Minx: 8:08
Minx: With woman it's a straight yes or no. Minx: I'm only doing this for the views, no I'm not, yes I am.
If women were a straight yes or no, we wouldn’t have men going to Brazil...
@@fissilepear7805 ?????????
I can only hear Gollums voice in the second part of your comment
@@megasuperdog 90 day fiancee
FissilePear I assume that means Brazilian chicks are less complicated ?
Schlatt in community: thinking about being a marriage counselor
Let’s get Schlatt to post this
hell yeah
Thinking about getting a boyfriend.
2:33 jshit spitting facts
Jslut do be spitting fact tho
precum is spitting facts
Scene 1: C O W
Scene 2: Minx with leather
huh.
Connor has the infinity gauntlet and he can't even fix this date.
"Reality is often dissapponting"
I love how he says "boxes for minx to interact with" as if shes just this test rat creature thing
Well that's exactly what she is, so I don't know what you're talking about fam. She was adopted by rats in the landfill at the age of 4 and this is what happened.
She is
Are you saying she isn’t a rat
Are you telling me that she is human?
“as if”?
timestamps idk
4:07 - classic desk break (minx)
4:53 schlat wanting to die
5:05 - schlat breaking keyboard
6:57 - schlat trying to prove a point
11:52 - poor desk (minx)
12:29 - LMAO (minx)
12:34 uh what the actaul fu-
12:42 baby rage idk (minx)
13:01 - NOOOOOOO (minx)
13:03 - PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY (minx)
13:16 - big oof (minx)
14:36 - toon (connor)
15:28 - tech destruction (minx)
18:05 - another fall another burst (minx)
ye like idk
get well soon!
Schlatt: looks at cow intimately
Minx: "Um.. excuse me.."
*cuts to throwing leather*
_can't believe jschlatt and connor went on a date_
_too bad minx had to be a 3rd wheel_
I do declare that this comment needs more likes
Justaminx more like justaidiot lololo
@@timsar4809 Does that mean you are gay?
@@yaji.6757 tf u on about
lightning jestro
Damn can’t believe you’re gay
Schlatt: *face inside cow's face*
Minx: "Umm..."
_Hard cut to Minx holding leather_
This is comedy
Timestamp?
@@denisedinh 1:21
knew i was gonna find a comment on this
1klike. DONT FORGET MEEEEE
@@kazuren635 cringe.
bro i just got 2 identical unskippable adds in a row
14:40 my ears in the middle of class
schlatt´s humor: Yeah imma make this crypto currency and scam everyone that comes near me just like in 1985
also schlatt´s humor: Ewwww girls XP
*smashes keyboard*
@@francosorbelo7147 *bites desk with said keyboard*
@@notlogical4016 *_Has a mental breakdown on his seat with said desk_*
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 Hangs a baby with a wiimote
Franco Sorbelo he smashed a keyboard right as I read that wth
“Man and Woman go together like yin and yang” -The Bible
The prophetic words of Jesus
Jesus is chinese?
Funny cause yin yang is a 69
Should I be the 500th like?
Amen
2:36 thank you for explaining the Minecraft lore, I was unsure where to find it!
I consistently come back to watch the plants vs. zombies bit. *chefs kiss* it's perfect
“I felt bad for her, so I bullied her.”
Morden problem solve by morden solution
@Steve but Eternal OK, STEVE IS ENTERNAL
Steve but Eternal I’m too lazy to change.
15:55 machine gun intensifies
"I would rather be shipped with Obama"
Minx's skin:
*Salutations*
3:52 *Timing*
Schlatt: It's made out of CARDBOARD
Minx: No it's not
* Schlatt rips off a FAT chunk from it *
That happened
Schlatt is just really strong
I think it’s plywood but cardboard plywood same thing
Just Vibing I have the desk and looked up about it before getting it, it’s basically just cardboard on a hexagon pattern sandwiched between wood. It gets the job done and cheap for desks those sizes, but I had a microphone mounting it and it destroyed the desk lol
“Just killed a woman, feeling good”
wasn't that TommyInit
Joe Bunton yeah during MCC
Truly Amazing that some "people" would do this inspirational thing.
2:20 All second-hand remorse or guilt left my body at this exact point.
It was what was said before, but you get it.
“ They don’t do it with the pigs, *or else you’d be in the air right now* “
Jesus Christ.
you know I know Is this a joke? He was making an exclamation.
@@idress8340 Yup, it's a joke
I mean...she did end up in the air later
Schlatt: *Is Logan from Big Time Rush*
Minx's shirt: "I love u Logan"
It also says “Heck Obama” on the back. I think she is a jschlatt stan
@@calpmaar9520 Nah, she didn't even know who schlatt was till the fitz rajjchelor.
I f*cking love schlatt's attitude to this, I love how schlatt handles this entire video.
3:01 There it is! There's my favorite white mob
“Looked like someone took a bite out of it. Is Michelle Obama around here?” I love schlatt and his anti-Obama rhetoric
That’s not really anti Obama he’s just making fun of Michelle Obama’s masculinity
poopley There’s whole compilations of him trashing Obama
VarynDar Yeah I know burp but that wasn’t really an example of it
I fucking died
the sole reason i watch schlatt is to see someone else who hates obama as much as me
Can’t wait till the chops and the mustache merge to become something horrifically incredible
All'd we need then is the bowler hat and it's complete
holy shit
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GrimLoched he’d be powerful beyond imagining. He’d rough ride down to Cuba and chain smoke cigars
@@bigpigeon2384 rap battles of history confirmed
Schlatt: watches paranormal activity
(Minx walks in)
Schlatt: (screams) was is this 4D shit
6:30 that's honeycomb cardboard, it's a cheap and effective way to make a strong desk, that's why IKEA make there desks like that
Schlatt is slowly becoming his minecraft avatar
He just needs to not look so white
Random_Lad not really how this works
i think ol jebediah is turning into the white version of twomad at this point
@@goak1764 LMFAOO
“Maybe if men just gave straight answers like women do.” I could see the disbelief on his face. He wanted to say something sooo bad.
But sooo true
Straight Fax
He did say something. It was just sped up and muted :)
@@DogeDogeriffic and he was probably right.
@@DogeDogeriffic also I like that he does circles over his eyes at the end, because that kind of implies that he insulted her for wearing glasses
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
Bro
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do such a horrible thing.
you are so ubfunny
5:54
LMFAOAO NO
Carson and Kate's date: nervous and awkward
Wilbur and Niki's date: cute and wholesome
Schlatt and Minx's date: INSANE AND UNHINGED
😂
Would you have it any other way?
stfu stan
@@itsjackcressman his name is Edwin
River Smith its a pretty bad name. his parents must hated him. what’s your point
Community tab in a day: “Thinking about bullying women”
Born to cyber bully
born to be a chad
"Not thinking about minx"
This comment had 53 likes last time i checked whoever is disliking my comment you are a little person.
JustaMinx is the twitch equivalent to Amy Schumer
4:46 John Paul the second
I love how he doesn’t censor himself and censors the lunar faced broad
Basket ball head
Minorities amirite
Exdeee
What are you calling a lady there?
there's only one human there and one monster from the monster inc
Schlatt bullies a woman into depression: The Sequel
Nah not the sequel, The Saga
the squeakuel
The zequel
No... Electric launch boogaloo
"...I read that in the Bible."
A true American man.
I genuinely want to see Minx's stream of this
Minx: "With women it's always a straight yes or no answer."
Also Minx: "Well, you know, originally I thought it was a-uh, reverse psychology. And also I'm really interested in you, I think we go really well. But it is mainly the views. No, I'm kidding. No, I'm really not kidding... I mean..."
Schlatt: I chose host.
As a woman-
I can confirm this happens.
mrowomi we don’t care that you are a woman
@@Bennieboy918 alright, well I dont care about your name ;)
@@naomityler2554 and?
Can’t wait for the Community “Thinking about the Irish Potato Famine”
I love it how schlatt calls minx a potty mouth when he cusses more than her
"you kinda look like a ghost, almost"
*minx scoffs*
"yanno... Ghosts???"
"Man and Woman go together like yin and yang" - The Bible lmbao
Hahahahha
What does lmbao mean?
Irish Taco laughing my biblical ass off
The Chinese Bible.
It doesn’t say that in the Bible, they mistranslated the word for pedophiles for the word for gay people when translating it to modern English. I know this is a joke but I’m just pointing it out for those who don’t understand it’s a joke
Schlatt is terrifyingly close to 1mil and I’m not ready for him to have this much power.
He has mil if we combine his channels.
Oh, he already has 1 mil. '99 was a tough year for his kill-streak.
@@yaoichurch Ah, so you were there too, eh? '99 was a rough year, gotta say.
I'm not mentally prepared...
“This is the worst day I’ve ever been on”
*Mafia video game ad plays*
The thing minx said about the pope completely justifies everything schlatt does
Their relationship is the most confusing thing ever...
In a nutshell: Tom&Jerry but emotional instead of physical battles
Lol 300. like
I really didn't expect this comment to blow up, thx
I was expecting mind to end up in the cuck shed.
Especially with that description on the vid
schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the salem witch trials
Thanks for reminding me that I need to read the fucking crucible by the end of August
salem twitch trials
@@jondalessandro5610 good luck with that my dude
The date suddenly got Eric Andre show energy out of nowhere, and it surprisingly fits schlatt
7:05) you’re welcome trypophobia people
This video really shows how dedicated Schlatt is. He censored every single swear Minx said.
1:20 lmao
What’s better is he doesn’t censor any of the times he swears
True