Scamming idiots in Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2019
- Schlatt & Connor do some business. You can tell it's old because of the sub count. Streamed live @ / jschlatt
Friends in the video:
/ connoreatspants
/ yoitsgold
Edited by Drago:
/ drago97531
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schlatt running is like a deaf person hearing things for the first time
LMFAO
So schlatt is disabled?
@@WorldGoods pretty much
@@WorldGoods Someone with the same problems can recognize them the best most of the time, for that reason you are MrDefective. Just like our boy Schlatt.
@@momochikurosaki2411 Yay!
today schlatt learned that: running is like walking but *fast*
Then is walking like running but slow
running was his demise, if he walked and crouched, he could have survived
Actually running is like walking twice, it was discovered in 1748 by Thomas Running while he was trying to walk twice at the same time
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Dolphin man?!
"You make 7 dollars an hour, you have no right to smile at me" im crying
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crying
im
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crying
"My new business venture is selling bodyparts of gamer girls." - Dangerous psychopath.
im interested, especially the legs and head
I think you mean hero of mankind
dude, they sell for a lot on the BM
especially a gamer girl's body parts
@LtLampshade how much? also add i the torso im feeling good today, also do the legs come with the feet?
Offmeta wait do the legs include the pelvis or...
Not even a million diamonds could give you the same feeling as sprinting for the first time in Minecraft
lets be real, we all peed ourselves when it was added
Obamba
Oh no it's you again
I see your channel on the most random comment sections all the time
REALLY
Everybody gangsta til schlatt start sprinting
He's sprinting for Uganda Government
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"get this failed country out of the way"
*Italy starts dancing*
AAAAA
it’s the dance of italy 😳
@@sozoshi
Damn, I was gonna say that.
i saw the dancing bird and saw it was named italy and immediately the song started to play in my head
History can now be divided in two big periods
B. S. R (before schlatt run)
A. S. R (after schlatt run)
We're now on the a. S. R period.
Dont forget about the USSR
@@tripalink United States Schlatt Run
Dont forget the endtime.
After Schlatt Mastered Running
or for short:
*A.S.M.R.*
IsYaBoi Casta asmr
Raquise also just S.R.
Birb was doing the nae nae
But bonk was doing the boe boe
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The accident was long ago shlatt
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Jschlatt: *Runs*
Everyone: **Confused Screaming**
Haha bald
boomer
Spooky guy it’s not a boomer, it’s our friend Colin Mochrie
He’s just schlatt walking
Jschlatt is walking for mayor and president
this is a brilliant comment on the wrong video
The total and utter comedic genius in this comment is undescribable.
@@vincentkikkert1212
r/blursedcomments
underrated comment wow 😂😂
"Gold, are you gay?"
"No"
"Great! Come with me!"
beautiful as it should be
If jschlatt becomes the president of america, i will, i repeat, i will move to america.
Same
Sadly he cannot rn but he can in 15 years 😪 see u soon president schlatt
You didn't repeat it
Frederik Sandahl i did repeat ”i will”
What about Trump? He'll win in 2020 ;)
literally schlatt and connor inventing NFTs before NFTs
Schlatts body is gonna shut down from moving too fast
schlatt didn't sprint *he walked twice*
nope
He was just walking twice at the same time
Schlatt: “this one is not belle Delphine, I know this because of the way that it is”
That's how i answer test questions
Jesus Christ I wish I found your content sooner dude, this is golden. I've been bingeing your videos for the past 2 days and I've honestly never been more entertained, and judging from the comments, I can tell there are so many more people that feel the same. So thanks for making me laugh jschlatt!
A true comical and acting genius!
I've been binging him for the last 2 days or so too!
@@erinslps Me too!
Bayado
man i feel the exact same way but i found his content like a year ago
schlatt: *uses hyper light drifter music*
me: *sobbing while bopping*
What was the name of that
@@theenchantedmango5469 he uses "Vignette: Panacea"
Duuuuude saaaaaaaaame
Agghhh someone else who loves that game and music it feels so good
same lmao was looking for this comment
The jschlatt method
Scam someone
Scam backfires
Schlatt gets his ass kicked
Profit?
Schlatt spends the rest of the stream fishing
What a great entertainer he is
Gotta love Schlatt
The fact that schlatt casually put two stacks of diamonds in his enderchest was a true pro gamer move
Not gunna lie he do be kinda gaming do 😳
I was NOT expecting to cry to Hyper Light Drifter credits while watching jschlatt sprint.
Sonuvox how do i like a comment twice
exactly my thoughts my friend
In this episode of jschaltt, he finally figures out basic mechanics of minecraft like maps and sprinting.
I only now realized that Schlatt didn't run because *his character wears a suit* and you don't run in a suit.
bruh what about the presidential campaign
@@pennysantana247 but don't you *run* for president?
@@cannedgoose3259 *e x a c t l y*
He walks for president
James Bond runs in a suit.
"Im gonna take her face" jschlatt 2019.
Business legend Jebediah Schlatticus is back at it again
Woah they got the guy from fortnight on SMP live?!!!
What guy
@@shork. john wick
Hazardmakesthings 14 ???
@Hazardmakesthings 14 r/ihavereddit
@Hazardmakesthings 14 r/ihavereddit
'we're like chick fil a we cant sell to the gays' - Conar 2019
3:53 He types, “You’re breathtaking” in the chat 😂
This man sold an NFT years before it was mainstream.
If Carson started selling his bathwater, I would take out countless loans and go into debt just to be able to bathe in his sweat and body cheese
Same
r/cursedcomments
That made me uncomfortable in ways I'd never felt before
@@franticwoodpecker681 you mean relatable?
I wish I was Jared, 19
3:34 connor predicted NFTs 😱
Therapist: Schlatt can't run, there's no such thing as running Jschlatt
Running Jschlatt:
Schlatt is eventually going to gain a tremendous amount of speed to the point where he can make a business deal all around the world in minutes... but also destroying the sound barrier and injuring thousands with his speed
So technoblade in skyblock?
10:27 as an italian i feel offended by the following statement, you’ll hear news from my lawyer very soon.
Bird named Italy: *dances*
Me: dance of Italy...
FINALLY I've been scrolling through the comments for 10 minutes trying to find someone to make the god damn reference anyway......memento mori my friend
@@chocolateeclair2780 Unus Annus (:
Future president of the United States, future mayor of smplive. Everything is falling into place..
That Hyper Light Drifter soundtrack paired with Schlatt sprinting gives me a sense of pure bliss.
Isnt It it Vignette: Panacea?
Wait I think its just regular Panacea
I like how in connors video he cut out 90% of the gay jokes
this is ltiaerlly what an nft is
“Schlatt” invented the concept of “NFT”s
schlatt and connor were selling nfts before they were cool
he is slowly becoming a drug lord and I *love* it.
"You get paid 7$ an hour you have no right to smile at me like that."
When Jshlatt screamed, he genuinely scared me
I miss this era.
Me too man... me too.
I do too man
I scammed my boss yesterday by Schlatt walking. Im unemployed now.
There’s something extraordinarily powerful about Schlatt running instead of walking
Connor: Hey I think that's Keanu Reaves
Schlatt:...No, that's John Wick
I love the dramatic music as jschlatt literally breaks the sound barrier
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing
Omg at 0:05 I thought of the dance of Italy, if you know you know if you don't then you just don't know
Connor predicted NFTs holy shit
Wait they predicted nfts!?!?! 3:02
“You make $7 dollars an hour... _what right do you have to smile at me like that?”_ (6:26)
For Christmas I decided to watch my favorite catholic, Jschlatt.
I know this is ironic but it’s relaxing to only see comments from when this video was posted
This stream was hilarious
the stream makes me laugh and cum thank jschlatt very cool
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People keep saying "they predicted nfts" but Schlattcoin predates this vid, the blockchainjerk was already revving up
This is old shlatt we’re now focused on the presidential run on SMP from you and we want nothing but new content surrounding it. #shlattforSMP
Well this aged well
NFTs before NFTs
its called cryptocurrency
@@HelixAdamOxford its called NFTs
we're going to need another 7k for jschlatt to sprint jump
Jschlatt literally invented NFTs
They were selling NFTs before it was cool
Take your time coming back to streaming. We’d rather you be happy and energized than not
I saw him streaming yesterday
13:19
"good thing i know how to sprint now"
13:35
*realises he does not know how to sprint*
damn this was so long ago you only had 3,000 twitch subs
Connor and schlatt literally predicted NFTs
Jschlatt is the ultimate business man
me: wait Keanu Reeves is on their server!?
also me: it’s shlatt anything is possible
Crazy this was 2 years ago
Im like reverse jschlatt. I always sprint but sometimes i start walking and it just feels so good
“No one loves the gays more than connoreatspants” that was funny and adorable to me
schlatt and conor really invented nft's about a year and a half early, huh
holy shit Connor and Schlatt predicted nfts in 2019
This was the first schlatt Livestream I ever watched in full. It was amazing
the Chick-Fil-A jokes were funny because they hurt
EDIT: :)
Jschlatt wearing armor? *IMPOSTER*
nostalgia gaming
Schlatt sprinting to the hyper light drifter soundtrack is just so perfect.
Wow back when schlatt didn’t have 5.4k twitch subs
schlatt created nft's 3 years early
I love the Hyper Light Drifter music. It's so good.
Schlatt predicted NFT’s back in 2019, holy shit
"the fact that you're straight is perfect for this" woooooow lmao
oh my god, did eat pant conar predict NFTs?
The Hyper Light Drifter music over the enlightenment of sprinting is beautiful
Dude, ngl... i actually got chills when he started sprinting.
Did Schlatt invent NFTs back in 2019?
watching jschlatt is like watching an episode of ed, edd, and eddy
The fact it cut off when he fell is hilarious, why didn’t I find this channel sooner
I love watching the same video for a second time a week or so after it happened just in a different perspective.
These mad Men made a NFT before NFT
THE DANCE OF ITALY-
Ooooh woooah oooh
i’m not sure why, but i started crying when he sprinted.
omg i remember this sweet, special stream, gotta love Italy and sprinting
A crime has been committed...
And that crime is NOT subbing to twitch.tv/jschlatt
Didn’t think I would hear “almost hit Italy” today.
This business venture is basically what Madarame did
panacea is such a fitting song to watch a lame man sprint for the first time to
YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LOVES A MASTER PIECE
Imagine actually killing the immortal cell what a nErD