Minecraft, but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster
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- Опубликовано: 26 окт 2019
- We gave jschlatt the power to summon natural disasters and tried to survive. It was a disaster. Go to www.teamtrees.org and help save the planet!
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♩ Lo-fi Giorno's Theme
♩ Animal Crossing - 1 PM
♩ Terraria Calamity Mod OST
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Minecraft, but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster 
Игры
sorry about the whole killing the environment thing
Stal is the best disk ever made
@@monke6067 Don't taunt God with these words, you fool.
Not cool man
Stal good cats bad
oh yeah man no worries
Genesis 3:13
*"You fucked up."*
Leviticus 4:12
*“Eat the apple”*
@@mr.0511 EAT *MY* APPLE
Deuteronomy 2:15
*”That’s for not going to church, ya prick”*
This is kinda true tho
Don’t say that word
2012: Herobrine
2017: null
2019: jschlatt
sorry about null
The fact that I remember all of this-
What the fuck is null
@@SuperCoolrandomguy I'd tell you but it wouldn't be worth it
2017: Entity 303 & Null*
Favorite slimeciccle quote:
"I'm not scared of him, on a completely unrelated note, I will never go outside again"
My favorite was when he killed Quackity in the final las Nevada's stream, he said something, I'm too lazy to quote it, he just said all the lessons Quackity taught him :D
“I call this the punchline, cuz it’s all in the delivery”
-Slimecicle
"I saw the whole world, i saw empires rise and fall then i fell with them."
Every collab is somebody's first exposure to a new creator.
That said, I can't imagine what it's like to have this be your first schlatt sighting.
Terrifying.
I don't need to imagine lol
And now I have a fear of god.
Fucking nightmare inducing
"schlatt"*
This was actually my first RUclips video and i was so unbelievably confused and frightened.
Slime:" wow that was awesome, thanks God!"
Shlatt: *"Y o u f u c k e d u p"*
A P P L E
Entire bible in a nutshell
F O L L O W
S O R R Y
God: Can you Build a Church?
Dinosaurs: We Can´t Build a Church
God: 4:02
Some men believe God has abandoned them.
These men *wish* God would abandon them.
High tier comment
Shit you win
@Ajani Chiles I got you to 69 likes. Now this comment is perfect no need to thank me
Oofyeet
*a p p l e*
Watching this right after slime's 100 days in a zombie apocalypse enjoying a delicious, crisp, *A P P L E* ...
Yo, you still good? Did that apple mess with you???
EAT
APPLE
😂👏👏👏
@@jessicamellady7959 haha old account
Who would've thought that Schlatt would return to play his role as God once again, to throw natural disasters and the zombie apocalypse at Charlie, torturing him and making him survive a hundred days.
All because of this.
All because Charlie dared to challenge him.
All because of
*_APPLE._*
Dude Schlatt had some serious Herobrine energy.
I hate that you're right
Schlattbrine
Herobrine fears Jschlatt
Herobrine still lingers. And he almost took the mind of Jshlatt
The Open Rift BRINE
I don't remember this from bible study
*G O*
I do
Its from the 1 hour special
That's because this is what the goverment hides from us!
The Truth!
It's in the dlc
The dark Slimecicle lore:
In the beginning there was only Jschlat but bored he decided to create life in the form of his three disciples slime, condi, and grizzly. Jschlat bored decided to bestow to them freedom with the ability to continuously respawn/reincarnated. Bestowing upon them his apple, the was cursed to only those he deemed worth could take his place, but all those who took a bite died. Scarring the three to near insanity he lead assaults of storms and quakes to improve them against their will.
Upon the throat of the scorned world Jschlat was defeated by a chant designed by slime last second to give immortal beings like Jschlat headaches. Jschlat fell to his seemingly death but he beconed one last chant to curse slime, grizzly, and condi that forever they would reincarnate in all his universal realities to go through countless trials to someday be able to partake in his Apple and stand along side him as gods.
Jschlat created a new reality where a viral outbreak would consume the worlds population. Reincarnating slime, condi, and grizzly he watched from his shack to see their progress come to pass where he presented to slime the Apple again. But slimes past memories returned for a single moment, preventing him from partaking in the Apple. Slime burned down Jschlat's shack, and Jschlat gave chase... Until slime revealed his huge sword and it scared Jschlat away.
Now no one knows where or when he will return nor what his next reality will be, but that he will bare fruit to those who are worthy.
Woah
Woah
I guess this is chapter 1 of the story and the hardest difficulty minecraft video is chapter 2 and jschlatt decided to create bizly
@@eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 Maybe.
You spelled his name wrong the whole time
This went from " Minecraft but Jschlatt is scary and also omnipotent " to " the minecraft apocalypse " to " We fought a demon " in such a short amount of time that it's hard to process that this was originally supposed to be " Minecraft with natural disasters every 5 minutes "
*"E A T , T H E A P P L E" (Deep Breath) "E A T M Y A P P L E" (Unholy World Breaking Noises)*
That was terrifying
Where did he get his mic, I need it
@@diablo00e2 From the dollor store in the deep back of the store the code is EAT THE APPLE say that and they take u there i gotta delete this commet soon Replay fast
18:20 where it happened
@@diablo00e2 Actual response he said it's just an old xbox mic on reddit
"APPLE"
"No,we're not falling for that again!"
"A P P L E"
"NO!"
"carrot"
"o sure yeah great"
Jevan Delamarter I am ur 1000 like
c a r r o t
WAIT WHAT IN TARNATION HAPPENED HERE HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES WHAT
@@connordarity n o a p p l e
The burning cross gave me such a sinking feeling in my stomach, it was the moment where I realized Jschlatt had no mercy for them, it was gonna be nothing but torment
He originally said “That’s for not going to church” but when you see the burning cross, you realize that Jschlatt was gonna make them suffer regardless
*The Slimecicle Cinematic Universe*
"You remember the first? With the disasters. Hehe, what am I saying, of course you don't. But I remember well.
"Condi... Grizzly... Selfish, brainless sheep that followed my every whim. But you... You were different. You resisted. Even when you partook of the fruit, you resisted. You denied the will of the divine. That's special, Slime. Very special.
"I don't hate you, Slime. In fact, I might even call you friend. Though I doubt you'd say the same. But I won't hesitate to do what's necessary to make you submit. The divine cannot have equals among mortals. You will learn."
I’m so fucking glad that THIS was my first Slimecicle video
Me too buddy me too
same, m8!
mood
Same
@Aidan Schirra At least it wasn't about APPLES
I love how jschlatt went from,
“Here have an apple”
To,
“EAT. A P P L E”
Yosumaru ok nyoomer
Yosumaru not how you’re supposed to use that
Yosumaru you’re a comedic genius
@@aitsu_nojayjay ... You join 1 year ago and you calling him a zoomer wow ok loser
@@dominickmorsell7319 ok coomer
New lore has been added to the Slimecicle cinematic universe so I must return to its roots
2 years ago...
- Slimecicle with friends play natural disasters mod ft. Jschlatt
- Slimecicle ate the golden apple
Jschlatt: You f**ked up
Present day
-Tommyinnit with 100 players play natural disasters ft. Jschlatt
-Tommyinnit ate the golden apple directly
Jschlatt: You f**ked up Tommy?!!
Hayy, they always like this
"I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them." is such a raw fucking quote that I legitimately cannot believe that it came from a minecraft gameplay video.
Not even that, it’s a fucking Minecraft shitposting video
yeah jesus
Plz someone stamp the time
@@tales_zero_miles Here: 6:43 Have fun.
@@thundrr1929 oh thank you,
Can’t believe I was scared of Herobrine when Schlatt was out there
True lol
He is the new creepypasta
B u t o n
*s o r r y*
Obama Obama A P P L E
The start of the slimecicle cinematic universe.. just as terrifying as I thought it would be
The fade from the chant coming from Shlatt's mic to it becoming clear gives me chills for some reason.
20:30 if you don't know what I'm talking about.
“IM GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE...AGAINST GOD”
“ *carrot* “
“Oh okay sure”
>religious fasting
mood. also i like your profile picture and your name:)
ah yes the climate change cult for the purpose of taxes benefitting the rich globalists and them making us eat bugs like the peasants we are
carrots > God
Cliqueeee
When the world ends, the last thing we will all see is. “Server closed”, then god from the Heavens just says “Sorry.”
You hear jschlatt's voice come down from the heavens and say
*sorry*
Then *gameode has changed into creative*
Me: dies
The world load bars shows up
Blue stone spectator*
Button
Charlie gotta be the first guy to try sacrificing GOD in a volcano
This is certainly an interesting interpretation of the Old Testament
Underrated comment 😂
that iphone alarm really is the most terrifying sound in the universe
shouldnt you bop to it since SOPHIE sampled that shit
I've done it, I downloaded the alarm and reverbed it myself to use as an alarm
Alex Bell what’s the name of it
AlsoHedgie I checked all the default sounds and it isn’t there, must be in the store then.
I cry everytime I hear it.
Forgot the name of this video so I looked up "minecraft but God hates us" and it worked
Oh hey your right
i just searched slimecicle minecraft and it was one of the first results
I searched up “ jschlatt volcano “
I don’t even-
Wow your actually right
I saw this and immediately tried it, I was pleasantly surprised
And so begins my descent into the lore-filled hell that is the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe
*chuckles* I’m in danger
i love how, not even 2 minutes into the video, Jschlatt turned the game into a biblical retelling of Adam and Eve
The idea of God genuinely telling you “you fucked up” is kinda terrifying
Me: *finds the love of my life, goes home over the moon with excitement*
Voice from some unknown realm: "You fucked up"
Me: *I beg your pardon?*
@@arealgamer342 then beg.
imagine hearing that after booking a vacation overseas for two weeks from your current time on may 25th 2020
The fact this comment has 666 likes makes it more terrifying-
666 likes, I cannot ruin it
If Jschlatt combined his capitalistic and godly abilities together, couldn’t he make money grow on trees and just automatically become the richest man in the world?
That would be bad for business
Daniel Sambar | Nah, it'd obliterate the economy and make whichever currency he chose to grow next to useless.
You don't need to be rich if you have divine power buddy
*I HAVE INFINITE MONEY*
nobody would use leaves as a currency even if they mysteriously have famous peoples faces on them
Slime: * floating in a tornado * It’s kind of peaceful up here..
*Not Even A Second Later..*
**NOW I’M FREEEEEEEE**
Slime: Uh oh-
Imagine if he had to survive 100 days of this. That would be cool.
It really would lets hope they create that
I feel like I've watched a movie.
ikr it’s goofy and over the top, not to mention obviously just meant as a joke, but it really does play out like a movie with a fleshed out narrative.
Batbitess you are
See my comment.
The Day After Tomorrow: Minecraft Edition
Im writing a book about this video cause im borde
That’s a truly terrifying moment though:
Humanity, thinking that it’s killed the God they once feared by stripping it of its power, watching as it rises from the lava untouched and no signs of damage.
I shivered.
I now know what the romans felt when they found out Jesus rose from the dead; it is terror, true unholy terror.
That would make a good scary ending to a movie
okay lobsterperson249
@@rithiedalip6140 *A P P L E*
Top 10 beings I am terrified of and want to never encounter in my life:
1. Jschlatt
2. Jschlatt
3. Jschlatt
4. Jschlatt
5. Jschlatt
schlatt is the storm that is aproaching, provoking, black clouds in isolation, schlatt is re claimer of his name, born in flames, schlatt has been blessed, schlatts family crest is a demon of death! forsaken schlatt is awakened, a pheonex ash in the divine, obsession pulling schlatt, fading shlatt comes to take whats his!
“In a final act of defiance to save his friends, Slimecicle invokes the true power of Barack Obama to banish the demon god jslatt from this world.”-Circa 1482, colorized
*This man knows Obama full name*
Jslatt
The BlueSuit this man knows what Obama’s name is impossible
obama care
Barack Obama Obama
This is just a POV of jschlatts cities skylines streams
Oh
My
God.
THATS SO RIGHT
IT BOTHERS ME HOW TRUE THAT IS LMAO
OH MY GOD
Modsu use the trees to plant the trees
oh god youre right
Every word schlatt says in this video strikes fear into my very soul
I love how stained brutal calamity fits way too well
This was legitimately my first time seeing Jschlatt in anything when I first watched it. I have been frightened ever since, and it it's still the most frightening Jschlatt experience I've had, including those involving the Pope.
Jsclatt is a mysterious entity with unexplained power
A p p l e
this was the first time i saw the almighty schlatt too-
The dream smp has had alot of evil schlatt
Same.
Schlatt is the CLOSEST thing RUclips has to an Old Testament God
Hey a recent comment not about the Carson situation
somewhere in the video there is probably a biblically correct angel
What about Shadman?
@@askgoverntale2298 The Devil
@@DarkRayquaza121 no....
Even the devil fears Shadman...
14:30 apple 1
14:56 apple 2 *with intense music*
15:13 funni apple3
15:29 apple 4
15:35 apple 5
15:45 carrot
18:20 EAT THE APPLE EAT MY APPLE *satan has joined the chat”
Slime Cinematic Universe?
Imagine at the end of 2020 we just see "server closed" and just hear a voice from above say:
" *sorry...* "
No...2HY
👀✨
All i can imagine is the Dream smp
but where is above?!?!?!?
LMAK
I like how jschlatt started off joking around then quickly turned into a terrifying entity meant to kill the others
Luke Thomas thats his whole brand
That’s a character ark If i`ve Evers seen one
global warming is fake
@@sylv256 and your adopted
Hey guys, I know this is is a lot to ask but could someone make a transcript of this video showing who says what, I really want to animate this, but I'm new to this whole set of channels and can't always distinguish their voices
I love how in every vid of a intense thing Schlatt is always the GOD or THING that does it and he always tries to do his best at acting
My theory for the SCU (slimecicle cinematic universe), jschlatt was granted the power of being god, the was sealed away by slimecicle, but, he found a way to grow more and more powerful eventually breaking out in the 100 days video and the dimension slimecicle died in in 100 days was the very place he was sealed. Also, schlatt watched interstellar in the dimension he was sealed in
“I’m going on a hunger strike against God!”
“ *Cårrōt* “
“Oh cool”
This is the greatest
Nice corrõt
Êæt thê çærrœt
Apple
This post was made by *GUD*
Çœñ§ůmə þhë *_çæŕřœţ_*
*çārrøt*
“You Could Make A Religion Out Of This”
Cthulhu Ftagn wait dont
this is exacly the bill wurtz reference i was expecting
Asa Palmer don’t wait, do
@@kektagonb3469 *No don't.
no don’t
I am SO happy jshlatt and Charlie called back to this video! I died laughing when he said my favorite line.
Really had to come back to this video after that roller coaster
How is Jschlatt simultaneously the funniest and most terrifying person in existence?
*MAGIC*
It's something that mortals like you cannot understand...
*a p p l e*
“You realize you’re still muted right?” .....
... “FuuuCK”
@@timothyventura2231 *"I WANT YOU TO EAT MY APPLE!!!"*
I can only imagine what Schlatt was saying while he was muted
Apple
A P P L E
A P P L E
*A P P L E*
*A P P L E*
It all makes sense now.
I just came back and rewatched this vid and i got to 20:12 and Charlie just whispers "The world is on fire, you know it's him" and im like 'excuse me that is actually lowkey terrifying'. I only ever see people quoting the falling with them or the poppy part and i feel like this one should be used more
Jschlatt in the beginning: "oh, you're hungry? Take this apple. Eat my apple."
Jschlatt in the end: *"Apple. Eat"*
He grew so powerful that mortal words needn't be used anymore.
EAT THE APPLE
EAT MY APPLE
*unholy noises*
Jschlatt really is the devil
*E A T. M Y. A P P L E*
No one like, it's at 666 l
What if, you wanted a dog
But god said
‘ *B U T T O N* ‘
what if you.
wanted to go to heaven.
☝ but god said.
*a p p l e*
@@ultradriplorddk7800 what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said
*c a r r o t*
@@cllncl what if you.
wanted to go to my meme heaven.
☝ but i said.
*Z 🅰 W A R U D 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾 🅾*
E 🅰️ T T H E 🅰️ P P L E.👿😈🍎
@@JoeDBro ok.
What can there go wrong?
There is somewhat of a recurring story here whenever Jschlatt is in a video (or whatever tf happens in "I beat the hardest minecraft difficulty we made").
Slimesicle refuses an offer from Schlatt (deity or other powerful figure) and then Slime dies, the reincarnates into a somewhat similar body, and thrown into a new situation each time.
I literally have a playlist of this vid, the vid where blocks fight back, and the vid where they roll a 100 sided dice. And I’ve watched it more than 100 times, and still love it all.
“i saw empires rise and fall, and i fell with them” is such a metal line i can’t believe it came from a minecraft video
Holy fuck, you're right
threelastnames
This is the same energy as “I will face god and walk backwards into hell”
Time on the video?
@@asbestosfish_ the time?
Groovey 6:44
This went from an innocent game, to a roleplay real quick
you mean a history essay
Is it really roleplay if they're just reenacting history?
Sugoi Stalin no MAKING history
Re-Watching this after the 100 days video because lore
I like how at like 6:30 or something he says he’s seen empires rise and fall and he fell with them, and in the end of las nevadas he said that too
I like how at the beginning it was just “that’s for not going to church you pricks” and by the end he was an unforgiving god that destroyed everything in his patj
It’s fucking official I’m building a church for schlatt
I mean, have you ever read Revelations?
Please edit your comment if you did not have a stroke at the very end of it
The evil God
The unforgiving jschlatt
*Jschlatt the hateful*
@@greenbozoa5797 *Jschlatt.*
*God of destruction and hatred.*
This has more of raw emotion than most Hollywood movies
You are spitting facts my man
I think most of his videos do
he also god
"I saw the whole world. I saw everything. I saw knowledge. I saw power. I saw empires rise and fall. And then I fell with them."
That's a line that will never be matched by anything in film, and it comes from a minecraft video about a dude terrorizing his friends.
This needs to be a Hollywood movie
This video was very important for the slimecicle lore.
I like schlatt's interpretation of god more because instead of warning the first few humans to not eat the apple and then kicking them out of the garden of eden, he literally gives them the apple and then destroys the planet just to fuck with them
The three mortals pathetically singing “dont u worry about a thing” in their lil dirt hut while a hurricane raged outside kind of made me die
Angelica Schuyler isn’t that what we all do every day
Lmao what's up Angelica
Wtf you got 666 likes
Well don't show this to Alexander he'll freak out XD
I give you, your 1000th like your welcome
I love the voice crack at 9:59, because that is practically impossible to fake, so it was real fear
Satan= man/goat
Jschlatt= man/goat
THEREFORE
Jschlatt = Satan
3:20
Imagine God destroys Earth during the rapture. Human dies and meets him “Hey. What happened”
God: *Sorry*
"I tried to tell you guys to be nice to each other and not screw up the environment but it turns out I was on mute the whole time!"
@հokцƽ ρokus ?
So I read the top text as soon as that was playing and then I Saw the sorry as soon as he said sorry
“I’m going on a hunger strike against God” is such a powerful statement
Yeuh
Not special africa has been doing it longer
Therealgray11 👁👄👁
Jesus did it first but against the bad guy
It really is
Jschlatt just always knows how to be the most terrifying, hilarious, and most amazing villain ever and I absolutely love it
Where it all began
Do you think God has been trying all this time to communicate with us but doesn't realise he's muted?
Ian Abuaf God tier comment
rudd pun intended
Jaelan Williby ahhhh
Ian Abuaf he probably muted us😭
This comment scares me
"jschlatt you know youre still muted right"
my IMMERSION
"FUCK"
You’re
Sorry ;w;
Lmao
Rip
@@bobbobobbinbob324 you're really _that_ dude huh
POV: An unfeeling god gives 3 people PTSD that's triggered by an alarm sound
Charlie: I will never be safe from myself!
Me: That’s true enough.
When schlatt says “come to the water” i fREAK OUT because i grew up Mormon with the “Living Scriptures” Book of Mormon animated, and I shit you not, in those cartoons, God sounded EXACTLY like that.
He is god
BRO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT VIDEOS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
@@thatamericanloser2833 Excuse me?
@@god2593 You have been exposed, schlatt
OH NOOOO
the “free falling” thing as he was falling with everyone yelling in the background is the most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed
(Horrific Kazoo Intensifies)
Omg I laughed so hard, it's prolly the best part of the video 😂😂 although any part when they are all screaming could be the best, too
Commander Smith
The intro is the best but that part is a close second.
7:50 "I am safe from the storm. Ope, I fell into lava. I will Never be safe, from myself!" is absolutely hilarious lmao
anyone else here from charlie’s masterful movie he just released?
Never seen a most terrifying thing like jschlat rising out of a volcano while unholy music plays in the background
The Music is called "back to slime" pretty much most of them are from terraria calamity mod
@@jupitersubmarine isnt it stained, brutal calamity by DM Dokuro? Calamity mod music, yes
Erik Peanutbutter the one they're talking about isn't from calamity mod but yea
Przemysław Nowakowski Actually it’s just a Gregorian chant
this is the actual chanting ruclips.net/video/W-hrBhA4XkM/видео.html
I'm not gonna lie, "now whenever you look outside and see death.. coming.. towards you at a high speed, you can look down at that flower and think of me, and I'll already be dead" is a pretty hardcore line
Such is the life of a meat shield
Why can I see technoblade saying that
@@iwalkintowallsonadailybasi2970 NOOOOO! Not technoblade 😭
yea, another epic line is
"I sa it all, I saw knowledge, I saw power, I saw empires rise and fall...and I fell with them."
Nah it’s pretty survival if you ask me
Here after the 100 days video lmao
Me toooo
This is so interesting to watch after the zombie apocalypse video!
"Jschlatt you're still muted idk if you know that"
Do you guys think God has been yelling at us for a long ass time but he didn't realize he's still muted?
bro....
bro....
bro....
Bro…
bro....
jschlatt: *appears*
all three of them, simultaneously: you could make a religion out of this
bill wurtz fan?
*5 minutes later*
No don't.
No don't
nodont
cupidcalling no don’t
I can't believe that the SCU is connected
To this day I'm disappointed that Charlie didn't say "climate change is Among Us"
Hot take: Jschlatt is just modern day Herobrine
Edit: HOLY FUCK I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES. THANKS!
But worse
Brine
@@click0382 exactly
then if so,Obama is Notch?
Herobrine split his essence into his infinite fanfic iterations, Popbob from 2b2t mythos, and Jschlatt
Oh my... HOLY SHIT! I JUST CAME FROMNTHE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VIDEO AND THIS SCENE AT 1:37 WAS A FLASHBACK IN THAT EPISODE!!!!
WOAH YOURE LEARNING WHAT PLOT AND EDITING IS THATS SO GOOD FOR YOU
NICE JOB IM SO HAPPY
@@boopboop9313 i swear to god you're the living definition of ☝️🤓
@@boopboop9313 Bro you were looking for any comment to be sarcastic bitch lmao
@@boopboop9313 It was 12 am and the z9mbie apocalypse video was what introduced me to this series.
"Hey if you die your bad luck goes away"
"Hey maybe noone take that advice" lol
Jschlatt slowly went from “hey you want this Apple?” To *”BUTTON”*
Then back to ApPlE
transdimensia *EAT MY APPLE*
CarRoT
*B U T T O N*
lol when slime said if theres a button or a apple do not eat it do not press it lol