Minecraft, But It's Pay-To-Win (or lose)

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  • @tasonjodd5151
    @tasonjodd5151 3 года назад +4522

    "You disabled my jump you absolute
    𝘾 𝙐 𝘾 𝙆"

    • @CyborgCat
      @CyborgCat 3 года назад +47

      I never thought I would hear those words....EVER. xD

    • @cloutgodwompy
      @cloutgodwompy 3 года назад +30

      Read this as he said it Lmao

    • @petrmatko6628
      @petrmatko6628 3 года назад +63

      9:12 for those who are trying to find it

    • @Shin._.Tsukimi
      @Shin._.Tsukimi 3 года назад +18

      HE SAID "CUCK" HELP

    • @szzaxx1604
      @szzaxx1604 3 года назад +1

      @@CyborgCat you didn’t, he said ‘cuck’

  • @cwarby5417
    @cwarby5417 2 года назад +4367

    Slimecicle: what the hell are you?!
    Yukari spending over $2000: DEATH

  • @sirlee5264
    @sirlee5264 2 года назад +1865

    Yukariu2008 moments:
    0:06-0:12 spawns 3 withers
    1:39 spawns creeper
    2:00 spawns 2 creepers
    2:08 spawns enderdragon
    2:56 spawns 4 withers
    4:06 spawns wither
    4:43 spawns enderdragon
    5:30 spawns wither
    5:40-5:44 spawns 2 blazes
    5:49 spawns blaze
    6:07 Bomb
    6:16 Bomb
    6:23 Starve
    6:31 Fire
    7:28 Bomb
    7:34 Starve
    7:37 Shot in the heart and you're to blame
    7:45 Bomb
    8:01 2 stones
    8:06 Bomb
    8:25 Take my heart
    8:48 spawns 4 creepers
    8:56 spawns 3 blazes
    8:59 spawns Enderdragon
    9:11 Disables jumping
    9:51 Spawns Wither
    9:58 Starve
    10:30 Back to square one
    15:43 Feeds Taco
    16:04 spawns Enderdragon
    Things bought: 43
    I'm going back to modding Skyrim now. Ba ba

    • @somediggthing3649
      @somediggthing3649 Год назад +91

      I can't be botherd to figure out how much he has spent

    • @TheSpooderQueen
      @TheSpooderQueen Год назад +43

      @@somediggthing3649 too much.

    • @iaminaconstantstateofdread
      @iaminaconstantstateofdread Год назад +252

      Over $1364 spent just on bombs, creepers, blazes, Ender dragons and Withers. I gave up, also these are based on the prices before the nerfs

    • @Sang-yz5xr
      @Sang-yz5xr Год назад +49

      This guy is rich as fuck

    • @somediggthing3649
      @somediggthing3649 Год назад +17

      Don't forget 4:12

  • @kiwo579
    @kiwo579 2 года назад +2142

    I love how despite when he made everything 1 cent, rather than splurging on withers and ravagers the chat continued their onslaught of *B E E* .

  • @KingNedya
    @KingNedya 3 года назад +4741

    Creeper: $15
    Ravager: $8
    Yep, seems balanced to me.

    • @shadysheep7738
      @shadysheep7738 3 года назад +195

      ENDERMAN; 10 CENTS

    • @alexthewrecker4666
      @alexthewrecker4666 3 года назад +67

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @BaBeaney
      @BaBeaney 3 года назад +30

      blowing up 100

    • @jackop_op
      @jackop_op 3 года назад +52

      100 for die
      60 for ender Dragon

    • @watcn
      @watcn 3 года назад +30

      Diamond : 1$ Diamond pickaxe : 10$

  • @Lazar-TS
    @Lazar-TS 2 года назад +6211

    yukari buying explosions: *"it's even funnier the 3rd time!"*

    • @quinnsturmer4229
      @quinnsturmer4229 2 года назад +113

      “It stopped “ blows up

    • @ArqRin
      @ArqRin 2 года назад +46

      And the 4th! The 5th! The 6th..

    • @Cute_chaos_sys
      @Cute_chaos_sys 2 года назад +55

      Can we give a 07 to them they just spent probably $500 on ruining slimes day

    • @spinegun
      @spinegun 2 года назад +82

      It’s always been funny.

    • @ryanwoon3534
      @ryanwoon3534 2 года назад +18

      @@spinegun my god

  • @nivorann
    @nivorann 2 года назад +3262

    It's been over a year and I still think that this video is the peak of Slimecicle content. Entertaining Minecraft mod, awesome editing with plenty of comical timings, unholy amount of puns, anime references, facecam bits, Charlie losing his sanity and autotuned crying- it's all here
    edit jul 10 2023: i was very wrong. jort storm is the ultimate peak slimecicle. i rest my case.

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +73

      forgot the most important one
      *_bee_*

    • @microwave3283
      @microwave3283 2 года назад +11

      I also find entertainment in the suffering of others

    • @Yoob-yh5gb
      @Yoob-yh5gb 2 года назад +5

      The only this it’s missing is Amogus. Amogus is not funny

    • @Recyclable89
      @Recyclable89 Год назад +5

      he still makes vids like this theyre just scarcer bc he doesnt stream minecraft often anymore

    • @takahiko9583
      @takahiko9583 Год назад

      I agree

  • @mackyo8869
    @mackyo8869 2 года назад +325

    "Stone price has been increased; no more party rocking" my favorite quote now

  • @vali6765
    @vali6765 2 года назад +6013

    I like how he has a healer team who instantly spam hearts the second he gets damaged.

    • @tynado7807
      @tynado7807 2 года назад +269

      I think it queued up until he takes damage

    • @rvgmofficial
      @rvgmofficial 2 года назад +17

      Lol

    • @king_carnishthefirst3354
      @king_carnishthefirst3354 2 года назад +65

      15:03 slime killing bees with diamond sword peta yoinks it he wips out another

    • @KhAnTlol
      @KhAnTlol 2 года назад +60

      Slimecicle: *MEDIC!!!*

    • @ehethan
      @ehethan 2 года назад +63

      @@KhAnTlol slimecicle:ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?
      the heal team:I HAVE NO IDEA!

  • @zxjurassic0220
    @zxjurassic0220 3 года назад +3770

    charlie: "I fear no man. But that thing"
    yukari2008
    Charlie: "it scares me"

    • @localplatypus994
      @localplatypus994 3 года назад +11

      @yukari2008 become fawl beast

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 года назад +24

      Hmmm 2008 is the end of their username... probably meaning their birth year. So what I can understand from that is they are 12-13. I bet they stole their parents credit card

    • @locnes2133
      @locnes2133 3 года назад +8

      @@robothms9787 what you tryna prove

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 года назад +6

      @@locnes2133 hmm I wonder what I was trying to prove... it’s a mystery

    • @bretzel1026
      @bretzel1026 3 года назад +14

      @@robothms9787 Why do you keep saying hmm like you're some sort of repost finder on reddit.

  • @jorgyt754
    @jorgyt754 2 года назад +550

    Yuraki is an example of someone who just loves to join interactive streams to just completely ruin everything in the best way.

  • @sovietpotato5843
    @sovietpotato5843 Год назад +112

    If you look closely at 8:26 you can see yukari sent some kindness his way

  • @wackybatman2027
    @wackybatman2027 3 года назад +3944

    Slimecicle: *exists*
    Yukari: "I'm gonna pay you $100 to explode"

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 года назад +89

      "Kaboom?"
      *Yes, Yukari kaboom.*

    • @Pigeonjuice
      @Pigeonjuice 3 года назад +50

      Slimecicle: *exists*
      Yukari: I’m gonna pay you to not

    • @R3ub3n
      @R3ub3n 2 года назад +19

      His name was Yukari 2008 which means hes 13 i dont think his parents are gonna be so happy about his donations

    • @santiagoorgeira9142
      @santiagoorgeira9142 2 года назад +14

      mans had 2008 in his name... a 12 yr old spent like 2k in donos

    • @arjuncle600
      @arjuncle600 2 года назад +12

      The 2008 refers to the year the anime girls und panzers with a character named yukari

  • @SmoothWolf
    @SmoothWolf 2 года назад +7332

    Slimecicle: I’ve upped the prices, so I should now be able to play!
    Yukari: Reality is often disappointing.

  • @Metallic_Ashes
    @Metallic_Ashes 2 года назад +95

    I sincerely appreciate the "herobrine now out of stock" in the Steve patch notes hahaha

  • @All54321
    @All54321 Год назад +60

    I love how chat is a hive mind sometimes and just mass spawned one mob repeatedly together.

    • @spaciousflame
      @spaciousflame 10 месяцев назад +5

      Probably because bees started out as the most inexpensive, and stayed relatively inexpensive throughout.
      Not only that, but they prolonged Slimecicle's suffering.

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 9 месяцев назад +5

      A HIVE mind you say?? 🐝

  • @someaceashes1637
    @someaceashes1637 3 года назад +8365

    can we just appreciate the fact that this absolute LEGEND, Yukari, (before he got to the end) spent $600 to explode him 6 times, and another $100 to spawn an ender dragon in a cave, not to mention all the other thousands of mobs Yukari spawned

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 3 года назад +297

      I wont be surprised if he did a chargeback on all of those once it finished, like a scumbag.

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 3 года назад +180

      @@maxonwolf5841 you can chargeback twitch donations?

    • @bigrat8402
      @bigrat8402 3 года назад +253

      @@npelolli Only the streamer can charge back donos so probably not

    • @loafofbreade
      @loafofbreade 3 года назад +67

      He also took his food

    • @m1dos391
      @m1dos391 3 года назад +68

      He wasted his money on twitch donations. He probably can’t afford to donate that much

  • @logondenied6959
    @logondenied6959 3 года назад +2263

    I am the Lorax,
    I speak for the trees,
    If you punch them again....
    I'LL SEND THE BEES

  • @BreadSticks4u
    @BreadSticks4u Год назад +25

    8:02
    slimesicle doesn't notice the two stone *yukari2008* sends in:
    Yukari2008: *And I took that personally*

  • @chemicalmines
    @chemicalmines 2 года назад +139

    gotta love how yukari probably spent their entire life savings on making this man suffer

  • @unknowncomputer9665
    @unknowncomputer9665 3 года назад +3151

    Slimecicle: *Exists.*
    Yukari2008: And I took that personally.

    • @emerald1272
      @emerald1272 3 года назад +11

      @yukari2008 r u the real one :0

    • @cosmic1233
      @cosmic1233 3 года назад +6

      @yukari2008 huge waste of your mums credit card 😭

    • @cosmic1233
      @cosmic1233 3 года назад +15

      @yukari2008 oh lmao I thought some random 12/13 yr old hopped on and started killing slime with his dads mortgage 😂😂

    • @buerert
      @buerert 3 года назад +2

      @yukari2008 that sentence is powerful and im scared of it

    • @jacobpeas
      @jacobpeas 3 года назад +11

      @yukari2008 holy shit you joined 8 months ago, this vid came out 6 months ago it’s fucking reals guys

  • @gamerhatch9072
    @gamerhatch9072 3 года назад +7432

    Slimecicle: does this challenge
    Yukari’s bank account: **softly* don’t

    • @m4tk461
      @m4tk461 2 года назад +154

      In the 5:00 he get 616,575$ im not even count stone,horse,smile,iron,food remove,cave spider(im tired now)and i dont have cost list

    • @m4tk461
      @m4tk461 2 года назад +173

      @GamerHatch im about to watch FULL vid also.. here is my comment about everything yukari spawn please rep me i take a lot of effort on it
      All the thing that yukari spawn (in the video i'm too lazy to watch full)
      7 creeper=105$
      2 dragon (not nerf yet):120$
      7 wither:210$
      4 exploded:400$
      1 silver fish: 1$
      5 blaze:40$
      3 took all food (??? cost idk)
      1 set on fire: 15$
      1 took heart (cost???)
      2 give stone (got nerf):1$
      1 give heart (got buffed):25c
      2 dragon (got nerf [but why slimecicle still tag it 60$]):200$
      1 disable jump:20$
      1 send spawn point (idk cost)
      total:1075,25$ + 1$ + 15$+ ???(mean the cost idk and in full vid)
      Oh my god IS 1176,25$

    • @gamerhatch9072
      @gamerhatch9072 2 года назад +41

      @@m4tk461 wow, that’s a lot of work you put into that comment.

    • @999rupeesgreg
      @999rupeesgreg 2 года назад +7

      @@m4tk461 stonks

    • @chunkyysodaa
      @chunkyysodaa 2 года назад +6

      @@m4tk461 SHEEEEEEEESH

  • @krytikalhyt
    @krytikalhyt 2 года назад +186

    Yukari had enough money to make hell real.
    Legend

  • @_Envous
    @_Envous 2 года назад +32

    Yukari's damn bank account must be squeezed dry after this stream lol

  • @bornofpixels
    @bornofpixels 3 года назад +6704

    "This was a terrible idea" he says, crying into hundreds of dollar bills

    • @extremistgarchomp4950
      @extremistgarchomp4950 3 года назад +201

      Same with the cscoop challenge, I guess the mental trauma they endure makes it a pretty fair trade-off I guess

    • @nickotv10
      @nickotv10 3 года назад +60

      @@extremistgarchomp4950 Mental trauma? lmao right you mean milking his viewers money and acting like this is the worst thing in the world, when it's literally just a fucking video game.

    • @Tech_Nolyze
      @Tech_Nolyze 3 года назад +29

      @@nickotv10 lol fr,dieing to mobs is def mental trauma xD

    • @margaritakouzi5630
      @margaritakouzi5630 3 года назад +238

      @@nickotv10 he’s providing his viewers entertainment by acting and they’re paying for it. Most people have accepted that they have to pay to gain access to more channels on TV (meaning more entertainment), so it’s only natural that people who’d want to provide themselves with extra entertainment would pay to spawn a mob.

    • @nickotv10
      @nickotv10 3 года назад +11

      @@margaritakouzi5630 Yeah but I wouldnt relate this to mental trauma

  • @ryp25-49
    @ryp25-49 3 года назад +5219

    Everyone: spending a few bucks to annoy him
    Yukari: haha bank go fall fall

    • @Reaconteur
      @Reaconteur 3 года назад +328

      Haha economy go brrrr

    • @jhesteraizen8275
      @jhesteraizen8275 3 года назад +155

      Dragonball Fan his/her mom:haha spank go brrrrr

    • @AvidEscaper
      @AvidEscaper 3 года назад +34

      haha overdraft go brrrr

    • @whydoesmeexiss2883
      @whydoesmeexiss2883 3 года назад +42

      If the entire population bought an ender dragon he would have a lot of money

    • @marshmallowmountains4636
      @marshmallowmountains4636 3 года назад +31

      He/she is probably one of the 1% and it's really nothing to him/her.

  • @Diplop1a
    @Diplop1a 2 года назад +5

    "can i beat minecraft while my viewers donate things to kill me?"
    yukari: **wheeze** you serious?

  • @mintyblossom3930
    @mintyblossom3930 Год назад +16

    the part where he sets up the deals making bees cheap and all the other mobs cheap was so fun to watch made me smile a lot

  • @oblivionox2
    @oblivionox2 3 года назад +6582

    This guy is the richest person ever at the cost of his sanity

    • @blazingfish8486
      @blazingfish8486 3 года назад +197

      People that make kids TV shows:

    • @Turensio14
      @Turensio14 3 года назад +67

      He's laughing his ass off at these guys' stupidity at the end of the day

    • @hankanderson8633
      @hankanderson8633 3 года назад +52

      @@Turensio14 he did something right to garner that big of an audience so honestly kudos to him. At least he doesn’t do the “pay for my new pc” bit.

    • @hydrasstar7799
      @hydrasstar7799 3 года назад +10

      Just buy a therapist

    • @rollergalaxy9997
      @rollergalaxy9997 3 года назад +22

      I’ve spawned bees... but at what cost?

  • @albydog73
    @albydog73 3 года назад +7894

    As horrible as things went, he made a LOT of money

    • @whoplays7061
      @whoplays7061 3 года назад +172

      which half of it will go to twitch

    • @killerrosebudiscool
      @killerrosebudiscool 3 года назад +537

      @@whoplays7061 actually, it looked like those were through the mod, so Twitch wouldn't be able to touch them

    • @patrickkeane7165
      @patrickkeane7165 3 года назад +178

      @@whoplays7061 I think it was done with bits. All of the bits shown he gets, where 1 bit=1 cent, but Twitch makes an upcharge on the viewer purchasing the bits. So 100 bits is like $1.40, and Slime would get a dollar

    • @jackmcminn6776
      @jackmcminn6776 3 года назад +252

      Its honestly a pretty good trade to me. I would totally get cucked in minecraft if I got paid for it.

    • @whoplays7061
      @whoplays7061 3 года назад +15

      @@killerrosebudiscool ah ok thx for the info

  • @PhantomLacewing
    @PhantomLacewing Год назад +18

    0:00 Intro
    1:00 RUclips Statistics Moment
    1:20 The Beginning
    4:56 Charlie Snaps (part 1)
    10:55 Endermen
    12:42 Charlie Snaps (part 2)
    13:22 Sale Moment
    13:56 The End
    16:10 The Final Stretch
    17:01 1 cent

  • @SK-ib5hi
    @SK-ib5hi 2 года назад +38

    What a beautiful ending, after all the hardships he was welcomed to the ethereal realm with open arms.

  • @ApatiteSupernova46
    @ApatiteSupernova46 3 года назад +1490

    I don’t know why, but just “BEES! **ONLY TEN CENTS!**” is so fucking powerful.

  • @arquanmoffett5534
    @arquanmoffett5534 3 года назад +6004

    Slimcicle: Your moms credit card should be charged for suspicious purchases
    Yukari: I have my own debit card.

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 3 года назад +194

      Yukari flipped the border between the money she has and the money she doesn't have

    • @Schtyn
      @Schtyn 3 года назад +17

      Yep.
      Nice Reference once again.

    • @heresyllama1636
      @heresyllama1636 3 года назад +19

      @yukari2008 hey can you teach me the secret to stonks

    • @nikblur130
      @nikblur130 3 года назад +19

      @yukari2008 your name literally implies you are 12 years old

    • @nawalathhariansyah3263
      @nawalathhariansyah3263 3 года назад +12

      @@Ponera-Sama Yakumo Yukari being the trolling Youkai As always!

  • @TheBobmBoy
    @TheBobmBoy Год назад +8

    Charlie: *sees hitboxes by pressing F3+B*
    Also Charlie: *opens his third eye*

  • @damo4925
    @damo4925 Год назад +6

    The thing with Charlie's Minecraft videos, is that it starts off innocent and then turns into suspenseful, cinematic masterpiece.

  • @pandoravex4791
    @pandoravex4791 3 года назад +13251

    I like to think Yukari is actually some 50 year old millionaire business man whose just tormenting him for fun. Just a stress reliever you know.

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +288

      He’s like 20

    • @Patrick-bt4ms
      @Patrick-bt4ms 2 года назад +231

      @@spongy7426 it says 2008 in his thing

    • @freeshephoun
      @freeshephoun 2 года назад +329

      @@Patrick-bt4ms I mean could also be the birth month of their child or some my mum always did that lol

    • @Ufonardo
      @Ufonardo 2 года назад +8

      @@spongy7426thats the point ばが

    • @gregoryshortale
      @gregoryshortale 2 года назад +407

      @@freeshephoun It could be his son and dad having a bonding moment. Or the dude graduated highschool in 2008. Or Yukari is in big trouble.

  • @IllusionaryLord
    @IllusionaryLord 3 года назад +2341

    *sees ender dragon*
    “THATS NOT A BEE”

    • @aperson4976
      @aperson4976 3 года назад +18

      PureSin damn thought it was a queen bee

    • @muhammadyoga1089
      @muhammadyoga1089 3 года назад +10

      Always has BEEn

    • @avfreakaudio
      @avfreakaudio 3 года назад +8

      *sees a bees*
      "THATS NOT A ENDER DRAGON"

    • @mrvinyee7539
      @mrvinyee7539 3 года назад

      you just repeated what slimecicle did how are you getting likes

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 3 года назад

      I died at that part lol

  • @professorgreenbeans8275
    @professorgreenbeans8275 2 года назад +11

    3:26
    "THIS WAS A TERRIBLE F***ING IDEA"
    Slimecicle, 2020

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 3 года назад +2717

    "Are ya winning son?"
    Slime: "Well no, but actually ye$"

    • @oakoakoak2219
      @oakoakoak2219 3 года назад +92

      The amount of money he made is so impressive

    • @parasiticfoxel9852
      @parasiticfoxel9852 3 года назад +21

      Some people just want to see his world burn

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 3 года назад +4

      We need a sequel to this

    • @theguy3851
      @theguy3851 3 года назад

      Good guess but actually no.

    • @carlosnava1471
      @carlosnava1471 3 года назад

      @@parasiticfoxel9852 And their wallets

  • @themiddleman5909
    @themiddleman5909 3 года назад +3727

    Slimecicle: let’s beat Minecraft. His community: Bee

  • @muted__dreamer
    @muted__dreamer 2 года назад +10

    Came back to this for the nostalgia
    Turns out I still remember every frame of this video
    Gonna watch the others because this is some great content-

  • @Kusari_Downpour
    @Kusari_Downpour 2 года назад +9

    3:39 best part. no questions

  • @abyss5600
    @abyss5600 2 года назад +2117

    "Too much supply, too much demand, and too many fucking bees." -Charlie Slimecicle, 2020
    My new favorite quote

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 2 года назад +13

      We need that on a shirt

    • @NameNotFound147
      @NameNotFound147 2 года назад

      @@dragon_heart_born98 yes

    • @zerom7778
      @zerom7778 2 года назад +2

      ok but like at 4:45 he kind of sounded like the dub version of Izuku from mha

    • @zacariah0761
      @zacariah0761 2 года назад +6

      3:39 TOO MANY FUCKING BEES

    • @hackerman2552
      @hackerman2552 2 года назад

      @@zerom7778 he does lol

  • @e.grayson8878
    @e.grayson8878 3 года назад +1713

    Chat: Did you do it?
    Yukari: Yes.
    Chat: And what did it cost?
    Yukari: Everything.

    • @e.grayson8878
      @e.grayson8878 3 года назад +38

      I know this isn’t funny anymore but I’m not funny so give me a break

    • @scoonie6186
      @scoonie6186 3 года назад +25

      I thought it was amusing if that helps

    • @teun5970
      @teun5970 3 года назад +25

      It probably only cost everything for his mom

    • @tidalgrunt6549
      @tidalgrunt6549 3 года назад +4

      Nah its pretty funny

    • @elijahwood2415
      @elijahwood2415 3 года назад +2

      E. Grayson I enjoyed the comment 👍

  • @SirBorkYT
    @SirBorkYT 2 года назад +3

    8:12 *he knows the cake recipe by heart. HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE*

  • @michaelschuster9705
    @michaelschuster9705 Год назад

    this edditing is so wholesome ty for your work

  • @user-xl2ru5dq6r
    @user-xl2ru5dq6r 3 года назад +3551

    Nobody:
    Yukari: *spends life's savings to consistently spawn Withers, Enderdragons and Spawn Teleportations*

    • @juliozarate9359
      @juliozarate9359 3 года назад +264

      yukari"2008" they're probably 12 and using their parents credit card lmao

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +164

      More like their family's life savings, given their username.

    • @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast
      @IFuckingLoveFrenchToast 3 года назад +51

      don't forget the self destructs

    • @YurieSnowie
      @YurieSnowie 3 года назад +34

      @@juliozarate9359 ah, i can confirm I'm not 12 and I'm not using my parents credit card.

    • @abdulrahmanalmojil3574
      @abdulrahmanalmojil3574 3 года назад +44

      Boi you aren’t yukari

  • @baconlettucepotato3726
    @baconlettucepotato3726 3 года назад +2877

    Charlie: so yall are gonna run out of money, right?
    yukari: *laughs in millionaire*

    • @masonmoore7636
      @masonmoore7636 3 года назад +150

      he has “2008” in his name so he was prob just a middle schooler with his moms credit card lmao

    • @baconlettucepotato3726
      @baconlettucepotato3726 3 года назад +37

      @@masonmoore7636 facts

    • @corsola9907
      @corsola9907 3 года назад +28

      Last time I checked Yukari was only the loader in a Panzer IV
      I guess they make a lot of money

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 3 года назад +9

      Or 2008 could mean his/her first time playing Minecraft, idk its a 50/50 chance

    • @baconlettucepotato3726
      @baconlettucepotato3726 3 года назад +13

      @@foxinabox5103 mc wasn't out in 2008

  • @bakruptfern329
    @bakruptfern329 Год назад

    Glad your short reminded me of this gem, I'm coming back for round two 🔥

  • @Mr.Galaxia
    @Mr.Galaxia 2 года назад +2

    Streamer: doing a minecraft charity stream
    Yukari2008: im about to do what's called a pro gamer move

  • @quartzmerlin
    @quartzmerlin 3 года назад +3003

    Slime: Maybe now that I raised the prices, I can finally play.
    yukari2008: Or so you thought.

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 3 года назад +177

      Yukari did eventually relent on the autokilling after slime raised the price to FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 3 года назад +10

      Maad og p3 fan.

    • @Ejwiggs.
      @Ejwiggs. 3 года назад

      I know right

    • @fuytaro
      @fuytaro 3 года назад +45

      That guy must make at least $5000 a second

    • @putpompano9233
      @putpompano9233 3 года назад +74

      Are we not gonna question how a 12 year old got hundreds of dollars?

  • @wulfyihh
    @wulfyihh 3 года назад +595

    How to earn infinite money:
    Step 1: do this
    Step 2: suffer
    Step 3: live a life of prosperity

    • @syleise8729
      @syleise8729 3 года назад +3

      That's just life

    • @underscore_535
      @underscore_535 3 года назад +8

      @@syleise8729 Yeah but now you get paid for it

    • @speen441
      @speen441 3 года назад +2

      That's just normal work, except you dont reach the third step, and you never have money.

    • @eternalmiasma5586
      @eternalmiasma5586 3 года назад

      It takes talent to do this, as random as it seems, you have to be really good at improving to be a streamer as funny as him

  • @temmiesbreakroom3715
    @temmiesbreakroom3715 2 года назад

    all the music choices were amazing as always!

  • @princeofmoths
    @princeofmoths 2 года назад

    This is like one of my biggest comfort videos. I watch this to fall asleep- somehow.

  • @notboosh
    @notboosh 3 года назад +1727

    yukari2008 spawned 6 Creepers, 5 Ender Dragons, 7 Withers, 7 Blazes, Killed Charlie 4 Times, took all of Charlie's hunger 3 times, set Charlie on fire, gave Charlie 3 Stone, gave Charlie 1 Heart, disabled Charlie's Jump, sent Charlie to spawn and filled Charlie's Hunger. For a total of $1132.60 also sense Charlie didn't say how much it is to take all hunger, give all hunger or tp to spawn, this isn't the full stream, and I might have made counting errors; yukari2008 spent upwards of 1 and a half THOUSAND on this stream. Fucking legend.

    • @MachineSpirits_
      @MachineSpirits_ 3 года назад +120

      Mans is terrifying

    • @preddix4439
      @preddix4439 3 года назад +242

      The credit card stealing is strong with this one

    • @saniksport
      @saniksport 3 года назад +83

      "Money isn't an issue"

    • @lanrius2143
      @lanrius2143 3 года назад +20

      Worth it

    • @infinitron2009
      @infinitron2009 3 года назад +109

      Where the fuck does a twelve-year-old get 1.5 Thousand dollars.

  • @_SVG_KT_
    @_SVG_KT_ 3 года назад +1386

    1:55 "Stop spawning bees, please, anything but bees, this is not the bees knees, fucking please" poetic that is

  • @thespyduckdude1533
    @thespyduckdude1533 Год назад +2

    This may be one of the best videos I've ever watched

  • @Some__Guy
    @Some__Guy 2 года назад +2

    I love his auto-tuned sobbing whenever his will to live is tested. It's always funny.

  • @cirnocard5710
    @cirnocard5710 3 года назад +1513

    Charlie: You have to run out of money eventually!
    Yukari: *Laughs in gaps*

    • @thecommoncard9237
      @thecommoncard9237 3 года назад +50

      *Laughs in refund abuse*

    • @bailout4472
      @bailout4472 3 года назад +24

      I noticed them donating a bunch too lol. If it isn’t mommy’s credit card then I am going to be suprised

    • @bruh4551
      @bruh4551 3 года назад +19

      I’m surprised that she didn’t just gap a train at him.

    • @cirnocard5710
      @cirnocard5710 3 года назад +15

      @@bruh4551 Charlie's just getting absolutely bodied in game, and then suddenly a train rams into his house

    • @yukariyakumo1503
      @yukariyakumo1503 3 года назад +8

      Is that a JoJo reference?

  • @Big32Productions
    @Big32Productions 3 года назад +26060

    Alternate title: how Charlie got a million dollars

    • @smont04
      @smont04 3 года назад +854

      Twitch takes like half of it but yeah

    • @melbiamil5144
      @melbiamil5144 3 года назад +220

      The negotiator

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 года назад +832

      @@smont04 Five hundred thousand dollars still ain't nothing to sneeze at.

    • @andrewscales5789
      @andrewscales5789 3 года назад +744

      @@smont04 nope. Seems like these are direct donations, no twitch intervention.

    • @iyetsumi677
      @iyetsumi677 3 года назад +309

      Atleast its not going to egirls

  • @reynaasteriaedits
    @reynaasteriaedits 10 месяцев назад +2

    Almost 3 years later and this video is still hilarious as it was when it came out.

  • @wesleykeith5165
    @wesleykeith5165 10 месяцев назад

    I just love the use of the Calamity music in this video, nice job on this video.

  • @cawfeeandgreentea5475
    @cawfeeandgreentea5475 3 года назад +2422

    Yukari: finally i have enough to buy the ps5
    Slimecicle: *starts stream*
    Yukari: change of plans

    • @IPlayGamesForFun96
      @IPlayGamesForFun96 3 года назад +30

      *head butts the buy button*

    • @Diamantes1997
      @Diamantes1997 3 года назад +14

      more like 10 ps5 if you also count all the withers and dragons he spawned

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 3 года назад +15

      Diamantes someone counted, he used at least 1 and a half thousand dollars for this.

    • @Diamantes1997
      @Diamantes1997 3 года назад +3

      @@danishamirul1543 damn

    • @jessicaaoun
      @jessicaaoun 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @FinnCrossan
    @FinnCrossan 3 года назад +1720

    “You can’t just fill the screen with wither healthbars”
    2b2t players: pretty sure I can

  • @Oblivion3208
    @Oblivion3208 2 года назад +1

    This is one of my all time favorite videos.

  • @bx2160
    @bx2160 2 года назад +3

    Slimecicle: *exists*
    Yukari: I’ll offer you 10,000 dollars to not

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 3 года назад +1860

    Me: “mom can I borrow 20$?”
    Mom: “Why do want 20$?”
    Me: “I’ll tell you later.”

  • @0urmine
    @0urmine 2 года назад +1753

    This guy made like $10k from just people spawning stuff in, in minecraft.

  • @minaashido518
    @minaashido518 Год назад +4

    14:52 this is the plot of a teen titans GO episode

  • @Melcii_draws
    @Melcii_draws Год назад +1

    I've watched this so many times my recommended is just this video radiates

  • @fizztastic1273
    @fizztastic1273 3 года назад +923

    Slime: help I’m in pain *gets around 4000 dollars

    • @lilde7003
      @lilde7003 3 года назад +35

      20k

    • @nilevelum
      @nilevelum 3 года назад +33

      2k Actually

    • @joemamagaming6119
      @joemamagaming6119 3 года назад +19

      Aestheticus still really fuckin good lol

    • @harmlesshawk1794
      @harmlesshawk1794 3 года назад +10

      @@joemamagaming6119 That's around like...a monthly paycheck if you're getting paid $13/hr. In one day.

    • @I_turn_now
      @I_turn_now 3 года назад +1

      Aestheticus def more than 2k

  • @trxpingonny3041
    @trxpingonny3041 3 года назад +821

    yukari2008 to his parents every time he blew slime up: *I am once again asking for your financial support*

    • @rhymeswithmoose228
      @rhymeswithmoose228 3 года назад +55

      Yeah they donated well over a thousand
      They did a lot of withers and ender dragons too

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 3 года назад +28

      I really hope he's not actually using his mom's credit card

    • @bluffy9538
      @bluffy9538 3 года назад +27

      @@APerson-ws4cw what else could he be using? his name literally has 2008 in it, actually is sad the parents have to deal with that.

    • @WonderfulBoness
      @WonderfulBoness 3 года назад +4

      @@bluffy9538 :(

    • @umbra9472
      @umbra9472 3 года назад +2

      Bluffy hopefully his family is rich.

  • @Recyclable89
    @Recyclable89 Год назад +1

    i like how charlie records jokes he thinks of after the stream n just puts it over the audio its genuinely smart😭

  • @thisisme_gaming
    @thisisme_gaming Год назад

    "That's 20 of 'em." lives in my head rent-free.

  • @AlphaC0re
    @AlphaC0re 3 года назад +816

    It doesn’t matter what you make the cost of bees
    They’re just going to buy *MORE BEES*

    • @nicoislazy
      @nicoislazy 3 года назад +9

      how much money did yukari2008 even HAVE
      *its the bees knees*

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 года назад +3

      MrBeast please buy a few more bees please.

    • @horsejoergen4931
      @horsejoergen4931 3 года назад +3

      Wait, it’s all bees?
      Always has *bee*n

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 3 года назад +798

    Slimecicles landlord: "Rent is due, you better pay on time"
    Slimecicle: Will suffer for money

  • @Kitty255Again
    @Kitty255Again Год назад +6

    At the end of this stream he was still only 2% as rich as Yukari2008

  • @Altha10
    @Altha10 3 месяца назад +1

    I Can Imagine Slimcicle Saying "Thank You For The Donation" Everytime He Gets His Change

  • @tomkirchgessner5861
    @tomkirchgessner5861 3 года назад +1796

    I like the added touch of “Herobrine now out of stock”.

    • @jonathanolivaamaya5686
      @jonathanolivaamaya5686 3 года назад +4

      So there was no herobrine?

    • @jonathanolivaamaya5686
      @jonathanolivaamaya5686 3 года назад +2

      I never saw herobrine tho

    • @free_efan5798
      @free_efan5798 3 года назад +79

      DWMB Marshmallow It’s a joke bc Mojang always added “ Herobrine Has been removed” At the end of all the patch notes up to 1.16

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 3 года назад +5

      @@free_efan5798 I so loved that

    • @ojek3400
      @ojek3400 3 года назад +3

      Entity 303 now avabile

  • @b.o.353
    @b.o.353 3 года назад +2177

    Charlie: having a nice day
    Yukari3008: *P E A C E W A S N E V E R A O P T I O N .*

    • @Yukari-xv2vq
      @Yukari-xv2vq 3 года назад +188

      It wasnt

    • @savanaho7687
      @savanaho7687 3 года назад +16

      @@Yukari-xv2vq I bow to thee!

    • @Starrii_Skies
      @Starrii_Skies 3 года назад +15

      It’s not him, he joined 3 weeks ago

    • @b.o.353
      @b.o.353 3 года назад +2

      @@Starrii_Skies perhaps it’s Kenneth James Brown. He’s working on his Doctoral Thesis as we speak.

    • @user_1836
      @user_1836 3 года назад

      @@b.o.353 Might I ask who is that?

  • @panpajak3861
    @panpajak3861 2 года назад +1

    Just the fact that calamity music was used puts a smile on my face.
    That was EPIC.

  • @evandbltime1374
    @evandbltime1374 2 года назад

    I want
    PART 2
    (I've rewatched this at least 14 times now)

  • @angelnava6964
    @angelnava6964 3 года назад +1212

    4:12 "Your bank should be locking your mom's credit card for suspicious charges any second now and when it does I'll make my move". This is probably the most funniest underrated line of this video.

    • @amigos20-19
      @amigos20-19 3 года назад +7

      I read that as he says it lmao

    • @treehugger0241
      @treehugger0241 3 года назад +5

      Agreed. That's always where I have to pause the video until I stop laughing.

    • @thecataphractal2009
      @thecataphractal2009 3 года назад +1

      This comment was at 666 likes, so I liked it.

    • @salty5861
      @salty5861 3 года назад +3

      "oh hey" *dies*

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 3 года назад +2

      -Sun Tzu, The art of war

  • @casmachinaa5223
    @casmachinaa5223 3 года назад +1209

    Slimecicle: *please give me good things*
    Chat: Ya like jazz?

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 3 года назад +2

      Hello, people of RUclips. I have gotten some hate recently for purposely self promoting in the comments section of other creator’s videos. I am here to say that I apologize for doing this, and that I have deleted all my self promoting comments. In other words, you can be rest assured you will not see links to my video in the comments of trending videos again. With that being said, I hope you have a nice day and enjoy your time on RUclips.

    • @casmachinaa5223
      @casmachinaa5223 3 года назад +2

      Weed

    • @ItsRileyYT
      @ItsRileyYT 3 года назад +3

      I love how he used re:zero memes

    • @attillawright1460
      @attillawright1460 3 года назад +2

      C1iX this is funny, I laugh, here's like.

    • @attackbrains2095
      @attackbrains2095 3 года назад +6

      Purveyor you could just delete them and stop instead writing a novel to apologize so people think you’re a good person.

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 2 года назад +2

    Yukari2008 was probably the most heinous villain the scu has made yet.

  • @supbro5758
    @supbro5758 Год назад

    “It stopped”
    Body: Instantly EXPLODES

  • @ferrocentric
    @ferrocentric 3 года назад +3501

    Just remember: Despite his suffering, Slimecicle probably just got >$2000 from this stream alone

    • @techterra3795
      @techterra3795 3 года назад +297

      One guys gave him 400, the one that exploded him

    • @coponia5666
      @coponia5666 3 года назад +323

      i think is actually like 4000 $ or 7000$

    • @DrunkenEros
      @DrunkenEros 3 года назад +128

      Most of which came from that Yuki person

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 3 года назад +68

      He got a lot of money from this stream. If I had to make a guess it would be at the very least 1000$

    • @ozyaba
      @ozyaba 3 года назад +12

      All sadness is drama,im not salty about the money.

  • @qqoyy
    @qqoyy 3 года назад +715

    Slimecicle: has any amount of hope
    yukari2008: you utter FOOL

    • @paarthurwax2522
      @paarthurwax2522 3 года назад +14

      I kept pausing the vid to see if it was the same guy fucking Charlie over again and again

    • @urmiisharma2468
      @urmiisharma2468 3 года назад +1

      Is that a jojo reference?

    • @Killers52
      @Killers52 3 года назад +11

      @@urmiisharma2468 please be quiet I'm begging you

    • @eindeed2113
      @eindeed2113 3 года назад +1

      @@urmiisharma2468 please no

    • @dead_vibes
      @dead_vibes 3 года назад +1

      @@urmiisharma2468 we don't need JoJo's in mine craft

  • @nataschadecayingasmr
    @nataschadecayingasmr 10 месяцев назад +2

    Yukari single handedly payed for slime’s retirement

  • @justapeckneck
    @justapeckneck Год назад +1

    I love how he immediately broke down

  • @skelaboi01
    @skelaboi01 3 года назад +932

    “that’s 20 of them”
    No Charlie, that is only one $20 bill.

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 3 года назад +31

      But a 20$ dollar bill is just 20 bucks crammed into a peice of paper

    • @cursedcat9557
      @cursedcat9557 3 года назад +9

      Ain't gay but 20 is 20

    • @ZeroGgamer
      @ZeroGgamer 3 года назад +4

      its 20 one dollar bills smushed into one

    • @wgairborne209
      @wgairborne209 3 года назад

      the joke flew over your head, lol. he meant 20 'bucks' as in dollars.

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 3 года назад +2

      @@wgairborne209 I think the joke flew over your head, as well.

  • @cryptling8825
    @cryptling8825 3 года назад +1294

    Thats twenty bucks, thats twenty of them.
    For every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @harryjeffery5222
      @harryjeffery5222 3 года назад +26

      together we can stop this

    • @spaceshipearth481
      @spaceshipearth481 3 года назад +17

      ah yes, the floor is made out of floor

    • @321findus
      @321findus 3 года назад +3

      Pretty sure it's 2 minutes

    • @boyga1443
      @boyga1443 3 года назад

      Unlike this until it is 420

    • @mizlnimbl
      @mizlnimbl 3 года назад

      please, spread the word. thank you for your attention.

  • @gamermanz4770
    @gamermanz4770 8 месяцев назад +1

    He has done it all. He has made hundreds of dollars, made an amazing video, and had fun at the same time!

  • @randompersonontheinternet706
    @randompersonontheinternet706 2 года назад +3

    I like how Charlie made the prices super low so almost anyone could donate something

  • @thunderlight6855
    @thunderlight6855 3 года назад +1232

    His viewers be like: Should we let him beat Minecraft... Nah let’s bee him”

    • @Phracc
      @Phracc 3 года назад +5

      "Hmm mayBEE

    • @dawnbray8325
      @dawnbray8325 3 года назад

      You mean *bee*at right?

    • @nomoresmores
      @nomoresmores 3 года назад +4

      Man they couldn’t leave him Bee 🐝

    • @ygufkek7269
      @ygufkek7269 3 года назад +3

      I know it was unBEElevibal

    • @UwU-gy8zg
      @UwU-gy8zg 3 года назад

      Nah lets BEEt him at his own game

  • @braedyw967
    @braedyw967 3 года назад +1688

    Slimecicle:
    Yukari2008: So you’ve chosen death

    • @Korotan_
      @Korotan_ 3 года назад +20

      It’s a 2hou référence cuz yukari do be gapping mobs in :3

    • @DonutVibin
      @DonutVibin 3 года назад +24

      “It... it stopped!” Yukari2008: no

    • @benmundell759
      @benmundell759 3 года назад +64

      Kinda concerned about a 12 year old spending that much on a stream

    • @salimaa9209
      @salimaa9209 3 года назад +2

      @@benmundell759 or 11

    • @tonyg486
      @tonyg486 3 года назад +7

      I hate these comments

  • @game-tips-101
    @game-tips-101 4 месяца назад +2

    16:16 IS THAT UNIVERSAL COLLAPSE. Pog

  • @The_NW_EngineYT
    @The_NW_EngineYT 5 месяцев назад

    The intro skit is just about the cleanest, uniqe and relatable bit i've ever seen from slimesicle, noice.

  • @markeye2043
    @markeye2043 2 года назад +1389

    17:18
    Slimecicle: makes everything one cent
    Yukari: *my time has come*

    • @spaz_a_lot504
      @spaz_a_lot504 2 года назад +53

      Yukari "You know the rules and so do I say goodbye"

    • @Squeeze.benz.325
      @Squeeze.benz.325 2 года назад +6

      @@spaz_a_lot504 nice

    • @Squeeze.benz.325
      @Squeeze.benz.325 2 года назад +4

      @@spaz_a_lot504 he got rickrolled

    • @nugget9190
      @nugget9190 2 года назад +2

      @@spaz_a_lot504 “you know the rules, so say goodbye”

    • @corvusgaming2379
      @corvusgaming2379 10 месяцев назад +1

      I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN!
      SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY!