Minecraft, but it's way more traumatizing

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @crabletman8421
    @crabletman8421 5 лет назад +8724

    Slimecicle: “drop me, drop me”
    Roc: “very poor choice of words”

  • @doughboy6073
    @doughboy6073 5 лет назад +21157

    Imagine living in a world filled with the scariest monsters ever seen by man and the biggest threat is a skeleton with aim bot

  • @toasterlad5577
    @toasterlad5577 5 лет назад +2865

    1:06 "Look at this cutie, what are you looking at fuckbeak? oh, Jesus chris-"
    T H E N I T T O O K M Y L I F E

  • @lilibryant2032
    @lilibryant2032 3 года назад +5148

    Best quote I've ever heard
    "I refuse to die of hypothermia as my house burns down around me"

    • @akelemo4621
      @akelemo4621 2 года назад +102

      it could be a really good metaphor

    • @basic_avarage_person
      @basic_avarage_person 2 года назад +67

      For real tho in what condition can someone die because hypothermia while his house burn around you

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 2 года назад +40

      @@akelemo4621 “Mm, maybe it should be a proverb.” - Uncle Iroh

    • @blakethesnek1
      @blakethesnek1 2 года назад +31

      " *I HAVE SPAWNED A GREATER DEMOOON!* "

    • @Pineapply_Queen
      @Pineapply_Queen 2 года назад +41

      IDK, I think "I am experiencing immediate regretti; that was actually a goddamned yeti" gives it some stiff competition.

  • @samoomoo
    @samoomoo 4 года назад +4567

    “I just broke wheat and now it’s gonna kill me with a laser!”
    Don’t you just hate when that happens

    • @TikkaCurry54
      @TikkaCurry54 4 года назад +43

      Th🅰️t is 🅰️ 🅱️ruh m🅾️meant

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 4 года назад +5

      @@TikkaCurry54 no

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 4 года назад +9

      @@TikkaCurry54 AABO?

    • @mashed1476
      @mashed1476 4 года назад +10

      JuSt LiKe In ReAl LiFe

    • @AwanIsHere
      @AwanIsHere 4 года назад +1

      Yea that relatable moment

  • @jimmythecacodemon2397
    @jimmythecacodemon2397 4 года назад +6890

    "You dont scare me RLcraft, I'm not scared of you"
    *d o o t*

    • @SylviaPoP
      @SylviaPoP 3 года назад +57

      He isn’t scared of RLcraft he is scared of what’s inside of it

    • @macabrecookie9014
      @macabrecookie9014 3 года назад +27

      im gonna get a band of doot skeletons and play doot e1m1 in minecraft

    • @Corcupix
      @Corcupix 3 года назад +11

      Oh that’s horrifying

    • @Corcupix
      @Corcupix 3 года назад +17

      12:37

    • @wendigo6188
      @wendigo6188 3 года назад +3

      Nice to see you again

  • @themindset4164
    @themindset4164 5 лет назад +3771

    "I'm experiencing immediate regretii that was actually a god damn yeti" has to be one of my favorite sentences

    • @jack_of_all_1565
      @jack_of_all_1565 5 лет назад +19

      There's the quote I came into the comments to find!

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 5 лет назад +3

      @@jack_of_all_1565 glad I could be of help my friend!

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 лет назад +7

      Mom's spaghetti

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 5 лет назад +4

      @@igbinedion6410 Moms spaghetti! Oooh the memoretti...

    • @lucasdaniel2668
      @lucasdaniel2668 5 лет назад +2

      Time stamp please?

  • @kutekrazykat8615
    @kutekrazykat8615 3 года назад +3196

    “I am experiencing immediate regreti that was actually a goddamn yeti”
    This is amazing lmao
    2:13

    • @kutekrazykat8615
      @kutekrazykat8615 3 года назад +63

      “It’s a slime and it’s probably gonna touch you,oh my god I’m blind”

    • @kutekrazykat8615
      @kutekrazykat8615 3 года назад +47

      “Of course it’s a fucking dinosaur

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад +14

      All are very good. Ya know, any thing slime says is quteable.

    • @lawling466
      @lawling466 3 года назад +4

      Quite memorable

    • @lepurpleboi3266
      @lepurpleboi3266 3 года назад +9

      “And what the fuck MedUsa”

  • @kuhza-
    @kuhza- 5 лет назад +7544

    "You don't scare me RLCraft I'm not scared of you"
    skeleton: **toot**

  • @karanhdream
    @karanhdream 5 лет назад +3037

    "Take this rock"
    "Yeah"
    "Ok I want you to take something else, my life."
    RLCraft summed up

  • @cdawgg180
    @cdawgg180 4 года назад +3956

    Slimecicle: *decides to live life has a farmer and be peaceful for the rest of his life.*
    Wheat: Peace was never an option.

    • @elizabowman9739
      @elizabowman9739 4 года назад +37

      Destroy Him with LAZERS

    • @TROYNELSON12
      @TROYNELSON12 4 года назад +61

      THE WHEAT IS A DEADLY LAZER

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 4 года назад +16

      Not anymore there’s a diamond sword

    • @justayeet5905
      @justayeet5905 4 года назад +18

      Slime: finally chilling as a farmer
      Nobody:
      Actually no one:
      The wheat: *So you have chosen DEATH*

    • @jackaruby4222
      @jackaruby4222 4 года назад +16

      *the spriggans have come to harvest you*

  • @potatosaviour6988
    @potatosaviour6988 3 года назад +10724

    Alternative title "how my grandparents went to school"

  • @hazzesanimations8212
    @hazzesanimations8212 3 года назад +3373

    4:19
    "Shes helicoptering into the sky"
    "You've been eaten by a brontosaurus"
    "What the fuck is going on"
    I was in hysterics lmfao

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 3 года назад +140

      "he's taking me to a better place :)"

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +77

      "There's an eagle attacking you! Charlie, no!"
      "No, it's okay..."

    • @marcogc2913
      @marcogc2913 2 года назад +44

      "THERE'S GHOSTS"
      "THEY'RE CIRCLING ME"
      last words spoken before disaster

    • @loganchase4371
      @loganchase4371 2 года назад +10

      @@kiro9291 That's the part that really gets me. XD

    • @jayfeather2983
      @jayfeather2983 2 года назад +4

      *humming Christmas song while in h3ll*

  • @whtdwarfbackhe
    @whtdwarfbackhe 5 лет назад +4306

    "My foot is broken."
    "BUT MY SPIRIT IS NO-"
    *Slimecicle was shot by skeleton*

  • @idkimbored2005
    @idkimbored2005 4 года назад +3513

    12:38
    " You don't scare me irl craft. "
    *Threatening doot*

  • @cade-parkvilleproductions1039
    @cade-parkvilleproductions1039 3 года назад +667

    "Everything in RLCraft is out to kill you"
    *Slimecicle was slain by Condifiction*

    • @xxsunflxwerxx1107
      @xxsunflxwerxx1107 3 года назад +5

      Well he asked him for death so the weird cyclops thing didn’t kill him

    • @Gunkers
      @Gunkers 2 года назад

      269 likes lol

    • @Lucidreems9373
      @Lucidreems9373 2 года назад +1

      I mean he said everything did he not

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 4 года назад +3262

    "It's the grim reaper."
    "From Billy and Mandy?"
    *"THIS VIDEO IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HOO HAH"*

    • @BrightEmber
      @BrightEmber 4 года назад +80

      "It's a dinosaur, there's a dinosaur chasing me"
      Looks behind himself again to clearly reveal a lion

    • @CosmicCrimson
      @CosmicCrimson 4 года назад +21

      Me instantly: *HOO HAH HAE IM GONNA DIE TODAY*

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 года назад +15

      @@HadenBlake
      I only remember his accent because I loved it sooooo much :) it’s so cool. When I was a kid, accents were new to me.

  • @energyshock6038
    @energyshock6038 4 года назад +7027

    Slime: **stops joking and actually tries progressing**
    Nearby skeleton: *no.*

  • @Cyborg101a
    @Cyborg101a 4 года назад +3054

    Skeleton: “toot”
    Slimecicle: “Oh god that’s terrifying.”

    • @lukasgreen86
      @lukasgreen86 4 года назад +34

      Rattle six doot. I want a skeleton with a trumpet in Vanilla minecraft now.

    • @JayHog1992
      @JayHog1992 4 года назад +20

      Imagine a new Vanilla boss where you get raided by a skeleton army, similar to the pillagers...
      Here's the twist, the "flag bearer" of the group is just a skeleton playing megalovania on the trumpet.

    • @Cyborg101a
      @Cyborg101a 4 года назад +3

      JayHog1992 oh my gosh that would be awesome 😂

    • @Hiatuuss
      @Hiatuuss 4 года назад +7

      This post was posted by the skeleton gang and the great papyrus himself

    • @skullsquid47
      @skullsquid47 4 года назад

      @@lukasgreen86 Russianborger

  • @dresmp6164
    @dresmp6164 3 года назад +2062

    This explains the huge amount of PTSD Charlie has about rlcraft

    • @noodledoodle_6911
      @noodledoodle_6911 3 года назад +141

      Yeah lmao in Tommy's vid he just sounded like that meme with the scared dog with the war flashback war guns and helicopters

    • @firostknight803
      @firostknight803 3 года назад +2

      @@noodledoodle_6911 HTF Flippy

  • @JERRETT-yu7os
    @JERRETT-yu7os 4 года назад +3620

    “I am experiencing ultimate regretti, that was actually a god damn yeti.” Is my new catchphrase

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 4 года назад +51

      After I read that I managed to skip back exactly to when he was about to punch it
      2:13

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 4 года назад +29

      Also it’s
      I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a god damn yeti

    • @YourWorstNightmare5493
      @YourWorstNightmare5493 4 года назад +6

      Immediate not ultimate

    • @cidercake4373
      @cidercake4373 2 года назад +1

      And then you can change it to fut your situation like- "I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually some god dman spaghtetti." Or whatever.

    • @latersugarpumpkin
      @latersugarpumpkin 2 года назад +1

      It became a tic for me :)

  • @candykat210
    @candykat210 4 года назад +8991

    This whole video is comedy gold
    “We must move to someplace warmer. Example: Hell”

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 года назад +45

      That just sounds like the uac but with warmth

    • @smelvin3406
      @smelvin3406 4 года назад +32

      Comedy netherite

    • @witingrss3066
      @witingrss3066 4 года назад +14

      Hell jokes are nice

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 4 года назад +33

      "I am declaring war on a Roc!"
      "Delete that."
      "Welcome to Turkey."
      "I can't even nut in this game if I'm not the correct level!"
      *Chuckle* "Just like real life."

    • @nathansantiago2994
      @nathansantiago2994 4 года назад +4

      Hell=nether

  • @jimcchi
    @jimcchi 5 лет назад +3190

    Slimecicle: Says anything
    Giorno's theme starts playing

  • @Jenna-qp1bf
    @Jenna-qp1bf 3 года назад +481

    "Its just like real life!"
    ...
    "AH what the shit there's lava monsters now?"
    "Of course it is the home of death itself" (offended death noises)
    "Oh my god he took my eyes"
    "I feel like they're casting a spell and were gonna die"
    "there's a dinosaur behind me and there's a- there's- a he's gonna take my eyes again"
    "She's flyin-shes helicoptering into the sky"
    "That is a big turtle. its a sea dragon." "there's nothing that this resembles... OH"
    THE GORGAMITE WARGOFIGHT
    "WHY WHY I JUST BROKE WHEAT ITS GONNA KILL ME WITH A LAZER"

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад +10

      They made me laugh like a madman.

    • @angelbitez
      @angelbitez 3 года назад +20

      "I HAVE SPAWNED A GREATER DEMON"

    • @myctfan5016
      @myctfan5016 3 года назад +3

      Funny number
      Your welcome :)

    • @emadonssongs3442
      @emadonssongs3442 Год назад +5

      Also the jazzy skeleton.

  • @dynoknyght3084
    @dynoknyght3084 4 года назад +4073

    17:39
    “Hey what season is it?”
    “Fall.”

    • @erkdemirozturkoglu9900
      @erkdemirozturkoglu9900 4 года назад +68

      I've been remembering and laughing about that for 30 minutes lol

    • @arifeen4266
      @arifeen4266 4 года назад +48

      and I used to rule the world start playing

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 года назад +41

      **Viva la Vida starts playing**

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 года назад +19

      What I find funny is one of the lyrics is "I used to roll the dice" and I get the fuckin demon dice video reccomended with it

    • @Phenix.__
      @Phenix.__ 3 года назад +18

      **distorted fallen kingdom plays at max volume**

  • @garbo998
    @garbo998 4 года назад +3169

    THE END SCREEN SENT ME.
    “What season is it” “Fall” **YEET** **fallen kingdom**

    • @jamesshannon1629
      @jamesshannon1629 4 года назад +19

      I love the end of the video

    • @ninjapickle773
      @ninjapickle773 4 года назад +6

      whats the song in the beginning called

    • @exoticengram5214
      @exoticengram5214 4 года назад +5

      Check in the description ; he always puts every song he uses in the vid there

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад +2

      17:40

    • @andrix7777
      @andrix7777 4 года назад

      @@exoticengram5214 Why is Fallen Kingdom not credited then

  • @eyelessjack5168
    @eyelessjack5168 4 года назад +2926

    “I’ve dropped the rock but the roc will not drop me!” *Panic Ensues*

    • @pannnella
      @pannnella 4 года назад +10

      Yeah he said that

    • @amandahodge623
      @amandahodge623 4 года назад +1

      So do do do do

    • @amandahodge623
      @amandahodge623 4 года назад

      Agreed

    • @entertainingyolo
      @entertainingyolo 4 года назад +3

      @@pannnella yeah, that's what he said. This dude is the kid who says the joke louder but everybody heard the first kid fine

    • @eyelessjack5168
      @eyelessjack5168 4 года назад +1

      My bad. Just thought it was funny. Lmao.

  • @cokority
    @cokority 3 года назад +190

    2:12 "I'm experiencing immediate regret-i, that was actually a god damn yeti"
    6:11 "I've been dying for 6 hours like an absolute fool, but I just made my first fucking tool!"
    7:42 "Am I Ganna die? I Gorgamite"

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 5 лет назад +5560

    "I refuse to die of hypothermia while my house burns around me." Lol

    • @djenvino
      @djenvino 4 года назад +31

      this is okay

    • @indabells2267
      @indabells2267 4 года назад +4

      Is it hypo or hyper?

    • @Extreme11
      @Extreme11 4 года назад +6

      InDaBells ! Hypo dude didn’t you watch the vid

    • @imnotturkish7501
      @imnotturkish7501 4 года назад +3

      Just Chad if i remember my 6th grade greek and latin class correctly hyper is a lot and hypo is not a lot

    • @ayansaiyad6864
      @ayansaiyad6864 4 года назад +5

      @@indabells2267 hypothermia is not enough body heat, and hyperthermia is too much body heat

  • @zer0rebel4
    @zer0rebel4 4 года назад +3542

    *"I DONT HAVE THE REQUIREMENTS TO USE THE ACORN??"*

  • @ChrisTheMemeMan
    @ChrisTheMemeMan 4 года назад +4630

    They should advertise this modpack saying
    "You won't last 20 seconds"
    Just like those porn game ads

    • @j0kerpaws228
      @j0kerpaws228 4 года назад +69

      yes

    • @endoskullz
      @endoskullz 4 года назад +45

      Yes

    • @mariomania642
      @mariomania642 4 года назад +35

      Yes

    • @joopy3281
      @joopy3281 4 года назад +28

      Yes

    • @arson8510
      @arson8510 4 года назад +53

      Im 17 fucking years old and i had no idea porn games existed yet again never watched porn lmao

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 3 года назад +204

    i love how that creeper conviently walks in as they said "we survived"

  • @frenchiesottises8193
    @frenchiesottises8193 4 года назад +3310

    "Wendigo? More like 'Wendi-can't-go' cause it's stuck!"
    **immediately dies**

  • @bellalikestoanimate1300
    @bellalikestoanimate1300 4 года назад +8975

    “How can I have frost bite and be on fire at the same time“ -slimecicle

    • @robber2199
      @robber2199 3 года назад +288

      Well in science frost bite does freeze your inside and outside of your body but its mainly inside so being on fire outside of body will not stop frostbite completely but slowly stop it
      -Rob3r

    • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
      @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 3 года назад +121

      @@robber2199 But what if you’re on fire on the inside?

    • @b_nniie
      @b_nniie 3 года назад +278

      @@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 then you have successfully been boiled and fried alive like a bagel and hopefully are not alive to experience this, congratulations

    • @thequagiestsire
      @thequagiestsire 3 года назад +119

      Frostburn: “It’s either really hot or it’s really cold. Either way, it REALLY hurts.”

    • @dark0dark087
      @dark0dark087 3 года назад +73

      “I REFUSE TO DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA WHILE OUR HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN AROUND US.”
      - Charlie Slimecicle

  • @mas532
    @mas532 5 лет назад +7826

    Nobody:
    Slimecicle: **Cries in autotune**

    • @LeoPokemonBrasil1
      @LeoPokemonBrasil1 5 лет назад +24

      Slimecicle T-Pain... (funny)

    • @delsinyman3300
      @delsinyman3300 5 лет назад +28

      I feel like slimecicle is a robot I'm kind scared

    • @slanseif9852
      @slanseif9852 5 лет назад +6

      It apears this fuckin coment has 2× the subs that slimecicle have

    • @shpamba
      @shpamba 5 лет назад +4

      @@slanseif9852oh my gosh.... It's thousand! Why have I had to explain this to so many ppl. 2.8k = 2.8 thousand...!

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 лет назад +1

      @Zxon1234 5- i don't think you finished the vid, bud

  • @sophtrinn_9677
    @sophtrinn_9677 3 года назад +200

    17:30
    Slimecicle: *Makes direct eye contact with baby zombie*
    Slimecicle: *Gets struck by lightning*

  • @clockworx7689
    @clockworx7689 4 года назад +1393

    “You don’t scare me RLcraft, I’m not scared of you.”
    *distant doot*

    • @Pepnmayo
      @Pepnmayo 4 года назад +21

      That's terrifying...

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 года назад +17

      "Ima just mine my own bismuth for now"

    • @Pepnmayo
      @Pepnmayo 4 года назад +16

      @@enderdragoness546 *D o o t*

    • @soda_drawzz
      @soda_drawzz 4 года назад +9

      MoneyBag Oficial! *_*s h o o k*_*

    • @Pepnmayo
      @Pepnmayo 4 года назад +6

      *S p o o p e d s h o r t s o u n d*

  • @mayonnaise1263
    @mayonnaise1263 5 лет назад +3031

    Simecicle: I think I’ll just be a farmer. Just tending to my wheat-
    “I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE WHEAT”

    • @robert_gaming
      @robert_gaming 5 лет назад +126

      The wheat says you must be beat

    • @pressf7281
      @pressf7281 5 лет назад +61

      I’m the Lorax I speak for the trees litter again and I’ll break your fucking knees

    • @ngh9025
      @ngh9025 5 лет назад +7

      Woah, did I say wheat? I think I meant weed

    • @ollie9646
      @ollie9646 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @homiedawgslice3416
      @homiedawgslice3416 5 лет назад +6

      *CORN*

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 лет назад +1519

    “Trees would actually fall”
    3 seconds of disappointment later
    Intense cut screech of pure terror

  • @luckiiyaa_
    @luckiiyaa_ 3 года назад +216

    "you're being eaten by a brontosaurus, what the f- is going on"
    "he's taking me to a better place 😌"

  • @lastyear5291
    @lastyear5291 4 года назад +791

    "I fear no man. But that *thing*."
    ***DOOT***
    "It **scares** me."

  • @andr0as
    @andr0as 5 лет назад +6314

    "Minecraft but it's just like real life"
    *_proceeds to evoke mythological creature_*

    • @ramiere1412
      @ramiere1412 5 лет назад +24

      AndreeH lmao

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 5 лет назад +40

      That's part of the real life it's not gonna be 100 real life

    • @atago-neesama296
      @atago-neesama296 5 лет назад +17

      As you do

    • @mait4051
      @mait4051 5 лет назад +7

      Whoa, I recognize that! It’s a joke from the video!

    • @endingsky8271
      @endingsky8271 5 лет назад +18

      R E A L L I V E *can contain death, mythological creatures, hyper speed creepers and more death

  • @pstroud442
    @pstroud442 4 года назад +849

    Imagine RLCraft but it has the ‘If 1 person dies, everyone else dies’ thing. I have a feeling everyone will have been in purgatory about a thousand times.
    DEFINE INSANITY

    • @angelmars0087
      @angelmars0087 4 года назад +1

      I need this

    • @avak2101
      @avak2101 4 года назад +3

      @@ScoutConvoy AND everything drops the wrong item

    • @ScoutConvoy
      @ScoutConvoy 4 года назад

      Avak MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    • @solarflare1934
      @solarflare1934 4 года назад +4

      Okay satan and his minions, that’s evil no?

    • @mr.narwhal7345
      @mr.narwhal7345 4 года назад +2

      IF SOMEONE TAKES DAMAGE EVERYONE DOES

  • @Zappedj9
    @Zappedj9 3 года назад +116

    Slimes commitment to fucking around the whole video warms my heart. Entertainers don’t get enough love.

  • @CaydeTheSixth
    @CaydeTheSixth 4 года назад +4376

    “One thing you have to know about RL Craft is that everything is trying to kill you.”
    They should’ve called this AustraliaCraft

    • @netherbrine8004
      @netherbrine8004 3 года назад +144

      Uh, as an Australian, I would of called it Floridacraft

    • @floppagaming2213
      @floppagaming2213 3 года назад +22

      Under rated comment

    • @StaardustQu33n
      @StaardustQu33n 3 года назад +38

      As an Australian myself, I agree. XD

    • @gamerhatch9072
      @gamerhatch9072 3 года назад +42

      @@netherbrine8004 your continent has the deadliest spiders in the world, same with snakes, and you are scared of what’s in Florida?

    • @netherbrine8004
      @netherbrine8004 3 года назад +38

      @@gamerhatch9072 cuz they all madmen who defy physics. my continent has deadly animals and season, meanwhile in Florida its fricking about as chaotic as Drunk Russia

  • @dryzhal5808
    @dryzhal5808 5 лет назад +594

    12:38
    “you dont scare me rlcraft”
    _doot doot_
    “that’s horrifying”

    • @mustafaassadi
      @mustafaassadi 4 года назад

      I got an ad the very second he said that.
      Ok it scares me

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 5 лет назад +1733

    "Everything is out to kill you"
    That's a bit of an exaggeration.
    *several RLcraft videos later*
    That's a slight exaggeration.

    • @pira8ted641
      @pira8ted641 5 лет назад +67

      After playing the game for myself: That's an understatement

    • @sergiof3816
      @sergiof3816 5 лет назад +21

      Its a bad day when you can get killed by a tree.

    • @valeeco_4973
      @valeeco_4973 5 лет назад +1

      @@sergiof3816 every day must be a bad day for us IRL scrubs

    • @randomt_1468
      @randomt_1468 5 лет назад +1

      Pira8ted It's not an understatement, *clearly* about 2 of the millions of mobs aren't actively out for your flesh, those 2 just want to kill you if you approach them, clearly different to the millions of mobs which are *actively* out to kill you.

    • @flagwashere
      @flagwashere 5 лет назад

      Oxygen is the only thing NOT out to kill you.

  • @GoreMartyr
    @GoreMartyr 3 года назад +83

    "Everybody get in the fucking mound" while gritting his teeth is my favourite part of the video

  • @sydvlogs9301
    @sydvlogs9301 4 года назад +1071

    “I am experiencing immediate regreti that was actually a god damn yeti”

  • @hamburgersandwich4273
    @hamburgersandwich4273 5 лет назад +2345

    Slimecicle’s brain on games: *something funny and thoughtful*
    Slimecicle’s brain on Minecraft: ✡︎□︎ ♌︎♏︎♋︎■︎⬧︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎ ❍︎♓︎■︎♍︎❒︎♋︎♐︎⧫︎ hahahahaha

  • @supergold3080
    @supergold3080 4 года назад +1305

    15:05 I love how the calming music intensifies to an uncalming level

    • @shaunveasley1640
      @shaunveasley1640 3 года назад +14

      What is the song I want it

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 года назад +47

      @@shaunveasley1640
      After searching through the songs *that were in the description* I found that the song you are looking for is Kirby’s Epic Yarn Apt. 102
      I can’t find the gradual speed up version so Slime likely made this himself.

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero Год назад +3

      @@arandomdunce Sorry for the wait I thought I had sent a response but I think there was an error.
      The song within the Time Stamp is known as the track that plays at 3PM from Animal Crossing New Leaf, known usually as Just “Animal Crossing New Leaf, 3PM”
      also in the description of this video

    • @arandomdunce
      @arandomdunce Год назад

      @@Dgero I found it already but I forgot to delete the comments but thank you so much anyways

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero Год назад

      @@arandomdunce
      No prob 👍

  • @nataliefunke1385
    @nataliefunke1385 3 года назад +129

    I laughed a little to hard at "I'm blind I'm blind he took my fucking eyes"

  • @TP-gd5er
    @TP-gd5er 5 лет назад +845

    "Im not scared of rl craft"
    *distant spooky doot*
    "i think im going to mind my own buisness now on"

    • @nexivy
      @nexivy 5 лет назад +3

      Look out the funny skeleton is coming for ya

    • @oceanman5227
      @oceanman5227 5 лет назад

      666 likes

  • @Saicre
    @Saicre 5 лет назад +1084

    "Im experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a goddamned yeti."
    This entire video is peak comedy

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +18

      Catoptric Tristesse charlies humor, the cut out screams, the music, and the editing makes these videos that he makes one of the best ngl- theyre so fUCKING FUNNY

    • @thewolfman5362
      @thewolfman5362 4 года назад +1

      *regretti

    • @Dave-fc7cc
      @Dave-fc7cc 4 года назад

      EXPERIENCING
      HMMMMM??

  • @ajax2530
    @ajax2530 5 лет назад +648

    "Hey, what season is it now?"
    "... Fall."
    *Jumps off as Fallen Kingdom plays*

  • @mynameisd2849
    @mynameisd2849 3 года назад +83

    "I HAVE SPAWN A GREATER DEMON!!!" as you usually do all sundays

  • @funnymisterman321
    @funnymisterman321 4 года назад +1063

    1:30 Did he auto tune his crying? That’s golden.

    • @siren7561
      @siren7561 4 года назад +8

      Ikr

    • @doid722
      @doid722 4 года назад +40

      funnymisterman321 yeah it’s not done in the edit btw he has a hotkey for his mic

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +39

      He does that a LOT

    • @tofu6190
      @tofu6190 4 года назад +21

      @@thatcrystalpie and it's glorious every time

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +2

      @@tofu6190 it sure is

  • @tokiWren
    @tokiWren 5 лет назад +254

    "wendigo more like wendi-cant-go because it's stuck!"
    *immediately is killed by the wendi-cant-go*

  • @JT-ru7is
    @JT-ru7is 5 лет назад +960

    “I am experiencing immediate regretti that was actually a goddamn yeti”
    -Slimecicle

  • @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186
    @rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 3 года назад +69

    12:41 even when he’s scared, slimcicle makes the best puns.

  • @OtterverseGaming
    @OtterverseGaming 5 лет назад +769

    Alternate video title: “Perfectly cut Minecraft screams”

  • @jlhudson7359
    @jlhudson7359 5 лет назад +413

    “It’s Minecraft But Real Life!”
    *Proceeds To Summon Mythological Creatures*

  • @megandoesntexist
    @megandoesntexist 5 лет назад +383

    “Take my life. TAKE MY LIFE BEFORE HE TAKES MY EYES”
    quote of the century

  • @jonah4850
    @jonah4850 3 года назад +145

    0:57
    “One of the first things you’ve gotta know is that everything is out to kill you”
    Slimecicle was slain by condifiction
    That joke was fantastic

  • @trashtheartist9420
    @trashtheartist9420 5 лет назад +300

    Everyone else: having a crisis
    Grizzly: I found a *stick*

  • @eiiesig
    @eiiesig 4 года назад +1905

    slime: "look at me"
    condi: "yea"
    slime: "now take this rock"
    condi: _takes rock_
    slime: "ok now i need to you take something else-my life. before it gets me. *please."*

    • @TheGreyFeather0707
      @TheGreyFeather0707 3 года назад +8

      169 likes and no comments. this is a war crime

    • @DigiShor
      @DigiShor 2 года назад +10

      Before it takes my eyes

    • @cidercake4373
      @cidercake4373 2 года назад +7

      4:05 Timestamp for whoever wants it.

    • @JillInTheBox
      @JillInTheBox Год назад +1

      Mood.

    • @Creative_StudioMic
      @Creative_StudioMic Год назад +3

      ​​@@DigiShorbefore it takes my eyes, BEFORE IT TAKES MY EYES, AHHHH-

  • @janetwhittaker4087
    @janetwhittaker4087 5 лет назад +336

    Slimecicle: everything wants you dead
    Australia: Welcome

  • @thehibigibi508
    @thehibigibi508 3 года назад +423

    I am going to be a normal wheat farmer-
    I aM ThE LorAX I sPeAk foR tHe tReeS

    • @blockedblock5203
      @blockedblock5203 2 года назад +2

      wHeaT*

    • @seansilv25
      @seansilv25 2 года назад +10

      Why? Why? Are you fucking kidding me? I just broke wheat, IT’S GONNA KILL ME WITH A LAZER!!”

  • @patriotslover1014
    @patriotslover1014 5 лет назад +194

    3:57: Out of all the things trying to kill them, Grizzly died to a Creeper.
    Not a dinosaur, Satan, or death incarnate, no, a creeper

    • @wonder1034
      @wonder1034 5 лет назад +8

      Probably not even a souped up one either or blight one

    • @patriotslover1014
      @patriotslover1014 5 лет назад +7

      @@wonder1034 yeah, just a creeper

    • @vivares765
      @vivares765 5 лет назад +6

      @@patriotslover1014 aww man

  • @Sagoi
    @Sagoi 5 лет назад +343

    12:37
    "You don't scare me RLCraft. I'm not scared of you."
    *trumpet doot*
    "Oh that's horrifying. I think I'm gonna just mine my own business now."
    *Slightly lower and more ominous trumpet doot.*
    "HEHUH?"

  • @toasturhztoastbunz896
    @toasturhztoastbunz896 4 года назад +691

    So this is how our world will look like after all SCP's successfully escape.

  • @th3.f0r3st
    @th3.f0r3st 2 года назад +36

    17:40 every second of this was beautiful. The joke that we thought would end with “fall”. The horrible kazoos playing. The actually good singing. The weird feels that it hit us with. The slow-mo. The OOGH. Absolutely Stunning. Charlie Slimecicle, you’ve done it. THIS. This. This is peak comedy.

  • @josesanchezcarrillo9234
    @josesanchezcarrillo9234 3 года назад +542

    This video is the whole definition of
    “It doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you”
    “The thing”

  • @pokemongirl7511
    @pokemongirl7511 4 года назад +243

    "More realistic Minecraft"
    (gets killed by literal mythological creatures)

  • @doodle3987
    @doodle3987 4 года назад +744

    Charlie: "I declare war on a-rock"
    2020: **SCREAMS**

    • @wh0recityusa636
      @wh0recityusa636 4 года назад +9

      Aaliyah holy shit he predicted the future

    • @jennapascale9583
      @jennapascale9583 4 года назад +1

      I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

    • @user-bz1od4yc5r
      @user-bz1od4yc5r 4 года назад +6

      but we had trouble with iran, not iraq

    • @doodle3987
      @doodle3987 4 года назад +4

      @@user-bz1od4yc5r crap you're right lmao

    • @radiozap2717
      @radiozap2717 4 года назад +2

      hate how that timestamp just says "3 months ago." like excuse me

  • @Pijavi
    @Pijavi 3 года назад +51

    Giorno's theme is quite fitting for the intro... he probably used GER to put you guys into an infinite death loop.

  • @themetagamer7862
    @themetagamer7862 4 года назад +403

    17:40 This is my favorite joke Charlie has ever made. It has so many layers to it that all hit home for me.

    • @SillyPerson21
      @SillyPerson21 2 года назад +2

      True

    • @Speckage
      @Speckage 2 года назад +2

      I didnt get the joke for a while

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero Год назад +15

      Not to mention a somewhat banger kazoo cover

    • @zoey3254
      @zoey3254 Год назад +1

      i still don't get it

    • @boop-9167
      @boop-9167 Год назад +4

      @@zoey3254 fall (aka autumn) is a season, and he is falling from a building

  • @Lukeepoo69
    @Lukeepoo69 5 лет назад +400

    “Take my life before he takes my eyes”

    • @toastygecko
      @toastygecko 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah i laughed pretty hard at that part

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 года назад +44

    6:12 that was the smoothest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @pringledaprangle7480
    @pringledaprangle7480 5 лет назад +367

    Slimecicle playing RLcraft
    Chaos in it’s purest form.

    • @arandomsquidward7761
      @arandomsquidward7761 5 лет назад +5

      The only reason I haven't liked this is because it has 100 likes and my ocd demands it

  • @WritingMyOwnElegy
    @WritingMyOwnElegy 5 лет назад +226

    "i am experiencing immediate regretty that was actually a god damn yeti" -slimecicle, 2019

  • @anitabonitasenorita3604
    @anitabonitasenorita3604 5 лет назад +138

    Slime (with increasing anxiety): “Look at me, take this rock. Kay I want you to take something else. My life. BEfore he gets me. PlEase . P l ea se. PLEASE. take my life befoRe HE TAKES My EYES. BE FORE HE TAKES MY EYES”
    Condi: *confused nervous laughter*

  • @netherbrine8004
    @netherbrine8004 3 года назад +46

    *"I'm experiencing immediant regreti, that was actually a goddamn yeti"*
    -Slimecicle

  • @rxnn2534
    @rxnn2534 4 года назад +881

    “Come on in guys the waters is-
    Hypothermia inducing.”
    Lmao

  • @tylcas6479
    @tylcas6479 5 лет назад +207

    16:17
    Slimecicle: Come on in, the water is-
    *distant demonic screeching*

  • @deanmccropper9196
    @deanmccropper9196 5 лет назад +140

    Slimecicle: I’m not scared of you RLCraft
    RLCraft: Doot
    Slimecicle: oh that’s terrifying

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 3 года назад +76

    4:06 imagine that your friend begs you to kill him punching his head with a rock in the middle of the night... that sounds fun(?

  • @pvj_l1nk980
    @pvj_l1nk980 5 лет назад +2153

    Giornos Piano is sign of a masterpiece

  • @wendyschwartz7455
    @wendyschwartz7455 4 года назад +747

    I’ve watched this so many times, I have Slime’s whole skeleton rant memorized

  • @fatksi5702
    @fatksi5702 4 года назад +242

    6:02
    Guys help, the knives in my kitchen are levitating and are pointing directly at me

    • @reenamiller4489
      @reenamiller4489 4 года назад +17

      Weird my cabinets just started opening and closing on their own pretty violently
      You in a dangerous position
      Save yourself

    • @confusedcat7207
      @confusedcat7207 4 года назад +18

      Current objective: survive

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 года назад +8

      _Survive_

    • @tinnierspark3265
      @tinnierspark3265 3 года назад +14

      Ȳ̸̡̰͈͎̠̥͇̤̠̹͚̬̗̊͌̌͗̓̂̾͐͆͌͊̇͝Ŏ̷̲̳̠̫̱́̿U̵̥̯̻͔̻̭̦͔̩̰̪̪̰͂͛̿̕͠ ̶̜̤̠̼́̆̃́̆̐̈́̍͒̎̒͛̕͘Ä̷̧̯̮̻̫̹͕̦̖̬͒̾̔͛̾̈́̉͐̀͌͜͝Ŗ̴̧͕̹̳̳͕͔̟̦̩̱̪̖̈́͆̎̉̉̆̾̂̋͐̈́̇͘͘͜͝E̴͓͙͙̚ ̶̰̦̇́̈́̄̾T̶̠̗̜̣̤̪̾̃͛̑̏̂̀̋Ḩ̷̨̝͎͕̞͍̼̠̰̭̣͍̺͊̈́̃̔̇̐͗͂̒͑̅̈́͝ͅE̸̦͚̗̹̬̪̼͚͔͔͚̠̹̋̎͑̓͑̏ͅ ̸̢̦̑̿̒̀̎̋̆͒̑̎̉̎̚͝͠S̸̡̬̺̭̩͉̫͈͛͐͗̅̅A̴̢̛̟̭͈͙͍̣̮̼̬̻͎̙͒̊̊́̈̊̉̿̊͝ͅC̶̨̛͔̘̲̹̯̻̖͍̜̋̓̐̓̑̈́̃̈̚ͅR̶̠͇̒͜Ĩ̶̡̙̤͙̖̺̠̮́́͗̆̀͐͆ͅF̵̧̳̎͋́̌̀̚̕I̵̡̛̤͎͚̊̌̉̽̉̀͐̌̐̕C̵̢̡̛̫͕͓̣̪̻̭͛̈́͜ͅÉ̴̢̛͍͎̬͎͒̄͛̾̂́̕̚̚͠

    • @umserhumano557
      @umserhumano557 3 года назад +5

      What is the name of this sound effect

  • @agentbluegaming7709
    @agentbluegaming7709 3 года назад +27

    "I'm going to stay inside for ever" oh, if only you knew.

  • @CorvisNightingale
    @CorvisNightingale 4 года назад +450

    Charlie: breaks wheat
    Golden monster: *D O R I M E*

  • @GenetMJF
    @GenetMJF 4 года назад +445

    RLCraft in nutshell:
    "Oh what's tha- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

  • @cookiepixals057
    @cookiepixals057 5 лет назад +661

    Fallen kingdom parody after making a fall joke.
    This is elite Minecraft humor

    • @notsofestive
      @notsofestive 5 лет назад +1

      it's so true

    • @Bazingalix
      @Bazingalix 5 лет назад +3

      I didnt know when it was so I sat there waiting for it...
      I was not disappointed

  • @byrdyboi
    @byrdyboi 3 года назад +25

    “I am experiencing immediate regretti, that was actually a goddamn yeti”
    Charlie Slimcicle - 2020

  • @Mystic_UniDragon
    @Mystic_UniDragon 5 лет назад +155

    10:36 “ThAtS NoT OnE DiReCtiOn!”
    **Plays Big Time Rush Song**

  • @lunawohlmut4821
    @lunawohlmut4821 5 лет назад +196

    "Okay, I've dropped the rock, *BUT THE ROC WILL NOT DROP ME*"
    Underrated quote

  • @Jaysic
    @Jaysic 5 лет назад +583

    Minecraft: Adds thirst
    Me: *Years of academy training wasted*

  • @luna-oo4yf
    @luna-oo4yf 3 года назад +39

    "one thing you should know about RLcraft is that everything is out to kill you"
    damn sounds like Australia

  • @zadokaspinall3752
    @zadokaspinall3752 4 года назад +227

    "I'm not scared of you RL craft!"
    *Ominous honking echos from the darkness*