I downloaded a virus, but it was a goose.
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- Опубликовано: 22 фев 2020
- we installed a desktop goose virus and tried to play untitled goose game.
funny honk.
↓THE FUN STUFF↓
download desktop goose here (it is not actually a virus): samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose
thanks to my girlfriend grace for screaming in this video and sometimes other things too
Thank you guys for being cool and watching this video
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♫Music♪
♩ Kirby's Epic Yarn - Tankbot
♩ Day of Fate (Spirit VS Spirit)
♩ The World Revolving - Gooseworx Cover
♩ Death by Glamour - Gooseworx Cover
♩ Kirby's Epic Yarn - Vs. Fangora
♩ Sonic Adventure 2 - It Doesn't Matter
♩ Terraria Calamity Mod - Guardian of the Former Seas
♩ Kirby's Epic Yarn - Apt. 102
♩ Metal Gear Solid 2 - Plant Sneaking Theme
♩ Metal Gear Solid - Alert Phase
♩ Celeste - Heart of the Mountain
♩ Pokemon Diamond and Pearl - Battle!
goose vs goose virus: untitled goose game with desktop goose 
Игры
![Gucci Mane - TakeDat (No Diddy) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pHZddAJWxs/mqdefault.jpg)
"He opened Bing."
"EWW!"
This is the correct response.
Duck Duck Go-away had me wheezing
@@fayeriedust530
Especially when he closed the recording software. I was dead.
Lol i was shunned from society for using bing
@@azap1378 as it should be
@@azap1378 deserved
“Duck Duck go away”
Duck: fine *closes recording software*
Me: yeah, you walked into that one
Acknowledge how you said 'duck'
Quonk
You made a fucking mistake calling goose on the loose a fucking duck he will bonk you now
Admiral Gremlin ah shit. Well, before I die let me just say. *D U C K*
Goose.
“Are we sure that’s a goose? That just looks like angles now.”
-Slimecicle 2020
"A familiar face, with a new *spin* !"
I DIDNT EVEN REALISE IT WAS HIM
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
I WILL COME BACK
I remember when somebody found the goose at my middle school and showed people how to add it in they’re files, then everyone had geese on they’re school computer screens, eventually the teachers found out about the goose and couldn’t block it from the computers for a reason they never explained. I swear every class somebody would turn up they’re volume to max and interrupt class with a goose honk. Looking back I feel bad for our teachers.
“Why TF do you have a file called goose nudes?” Killed me XD
Lol
@@ApsylotL kinky
I'M SO SORRY I SWEAR IT'S NOT A
The goose killed them before they could finish their sentence
No one can resist me
Grace : hit him with the shovel, kill him!
Charlie : I-I don't know if I have the force-
Grace : *kill him.*
Dèw įt
Dew It, Anakin
13:13 *"Let's cUT hEr aNkLes OfF"*
*_做吧。_*
dew it
This is the most accurate simulation of a goose ever
As a person who's owned geese I can confirm
Every time grace plays as the goose, she always sings a song about being a goose.
It’s honestly pretty adorable
“We need to cut our ankles off !”
Marry this woman, marry her now.
stalin bro, wtf...
You just need new Zealand's totally really good tanks
@@thefreeimperialstateofulm7598 lol
I thought she said "her" not "our"
@@TMS-Oddbot oh no, weddings off execute her !
Everybody gangster until you turn off the computer and the duck is still there
"DUCK"?! This is an outrage!
Goose, g-o-o-s-e, _GOOSE!_
So that's why my keyboard is full of crap.
Everybody gangster till the goose jumps out the monitor
Everybody gangster until the goose pulls out the M249 SAW.
8:36 GEESE MAFIA.
YOU MESS WITH THE HONK,YOU GET THE BONK.
the way Grace says ‘the emperor’s new groove’ is so funny to my and i DONT KNOW WHY
Advertisement: Hey this is a straight up virus that just makes everything worse, like full transparency, he's just here to annoy you
Literally everybody: Amazing, this is going onto my computer immediately
Is it a harmless virus though.
Cos like. I'd still download.
ikr!
Im pretty sure all it does is put the goose on your computer, its a virus because it gains access to fuck with most thing on your computer but nothing that should be to damaging
@@costeele8879 it absolutely is. I have it, and it's even got a 'disable' function just by holding esc. Perfectly safe!
@@DakarTwelve Thanks :)
Everyone gangsta till the goose opens search history
😲
👀
1:10 "Peace was never an option." ~ Goose
Uh oh 😬
"Why the f##k do you have a folder name 'goose nude'?"
I guess it did off cam
All I want from life is to be as in-tune with my partner as Charlie and Grace are...
these two are the chaos incarnate, chad didnt stand a chance
“Hard to type with feet”
* Loud key noises *
*”Learn”*
*_ejukashon_*
I’m the 1k to like
@@Bruh4. congrats, you got nothing at all!
Sajor yay!!
I heard this at the exact same time I read it
The sequel we couldn’t prepare for
Untitled Geese Game
Titled duck movie anytime soon?
HOLY FUCK
untitled geese GAMES
give it a year or 2 and it'll happen
Untitled _HONK_ Game
"the goose closed the recording software"
amazing
That ain’t a virus, THATS A BLESSING✨✨
I swear, Charlie's girlfriend is just a carbon copy of him.
Goodness Gracious
@@D-Ace-jg5lc i see what you did there.
They’re siblings that’s why
Tree yes
Tree yes
Slimecicle and his girlfriend are so in-tune its amazing
Wait, she's his girlfriend?
*[sad lesbian noises]*
Edit two years on the future: this didn't age well and I've discovered I'm actually a gay trans guy, fr fuck all the lesbianphobes in the replies and thanks everybody who got in support of me
@@stagguellion just stop m8
@@stagguellion what
Bruh
Wait wot i thought it was his sister
Whys the goose so cute yet so dangerous loll
who wouldve known a virus would actually be fun
1:01 nevermind…
" We need to get someone to clean it up "
" Why the he** do you have a file called goose nudes ! "
His goals are beyond you're understanding
@nick gurr lmfao your name tho
nick gurr ah yes, the embodiment of demonetization is here
@@woop9918 lol
He just has em man
Why is Charlie and Grace the most adorable couple ever.
Because they're the same person. Duh.
Thats a good question
Nobody knows
Kristina Andognozzi who?
Jake Nemeth they aren’t a couple they are related
I was laughing so hard when Desktop Goose took the Mouse 🤣
[I SHOULD GET ONE OF THESE].....
You know this was the first one of slimes videos I ever saw but 3 years later and I still love the channel :)
The girlfriend learns the art of the pun, it is only a matter of time before she joins the vent goblin
(The *Girlfriend's* name is Grace btw-)
@@thebutterscotchkid2481* Lets Game It Out Flashbacks intensifies*
@@saulesalejos4483 I don't understand-
@@thebutterscotchkid2481 watch lets game it out and you will understand
The AirDuct Gremlin
Charlie : "It opened bing"
Grace: "Ewwwww"
true tho
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
@sans the skeleton why
11:11 "I can't stop smoking quack" 😂
I never thought i'd say this in my life - but this is the cutest virus ever.
Not really a virus anyways lol
Imagine if this actually had a malicious side and the goose was just bait to get tons of people to download it
here at 69 likes
There is a actual virus version
@@Taco_Cat_Nfs where?
i almost fell for it until i realized this is stupid.
what almost convinced was that a LOT of my friends had it and it looked cool
@@Fasya77YT You do realize it isn't actually a virus right?
Charlie and Grace: do do do do do doooo
Grace out of absolutely nowhere: *let's cut her ankles off!*
13:13
I once did my homework with goose.
He closed out of my essay.
It was unsaved.
*CATHARTIC GOOSE-STRUCTION*
“Talk to me, Goose.”
*- Pete Maverick Mitchell*
10:44 when charlie made this joke my entire computer just shut off entirely
the goose went and shut down you computer
OH YEAH ITS ALL COMIN TOGETHER
Words of power
goosego's poison
What gang wars are going on? Why are the geese after a pigeon?
My friend put this on the school laptops and its been wreaking havoc for weeks as all of our stuff is connected.
Hate to be that guy but I am tryna hit 1ksubs and since this has gotten mega attempts, TIME TO SHILL!
Lmao
Nice
SAME WITH MY SCHOOL COMPUTERS IN MY DIGITAL TECH CLASS
Not all heroes wear capes my friends
Noice
"oh my he opened bing"
"EEEEWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5:35 unnecessary but very funny pun
6:16 oh god the purge is happening
7:07 now that wasn’t funny
7:53 “your garage has a leak in it”
9:16
9:20
My favorite part is that his girlfriend is equally as hurt by the puns as we are
10:28 "He's gone RGB!"
i'm so glad desktop goose built up the courage to come out of the closet
This was the comment the internet was made for.
What is the song?
This Goose got that ROY G BIV shit lmao
@@thehamburglar42069 dreamscape 009
Gen 4 Pokemon battle music at 12:32! let's GOOOOOOOOO
3:30 Goose: *turns into an attack helicopter and starts spewing goose memes 🤣🤣🤣
It's sad how so many people don't acknowledge the hard work Charlie's editor puts in for these videos.
thank you chad
Yes, thanks Chad for his hard work
Love paying attention to the different background music he uses in the opening and throughout
@@pingpong607 chad goes beast mode when he edits in those epic beats
Think about small channels who do there own editing....
Literally 13 hours of work
The Chad Chad vs the Virgin Charlie
Goose: "Don't talk to me or to my son ever again"
Or my other son or my other son or my other son or my loooooooooooooooooooooooong son.
Dude I’ve seen you on like fifty thousand other vids are you like owo and Justin Y
@@miguelbingular5328 Have you seen A guy who has a moustache and a guy who doesnt have a moustache? The only person i dont see much is owo
When the virus goose glitches
The normal goose: CURSE YOU DEMON GOOSE!
Imagine you call tech support and you say “hey I got this virus can you help me” and the guy says “sure describe the virus please” and you say *its a goose*
there's a dude that called the indian fake tech support with the whole goose virus
LMAO
@@SolangeAbri good idea
see what bullshit they come up with to make you pay
H O N K
Charlie was so proud when Grace said “let’s create a racket”
This is a water fowel
crychan there were so many puns in this video
thats not a racket i t s a r o c k e t
@@unsubscribenow9052 nice refrence
**Chaos happening in the game**
Slimecicle: **Notices the two ducks in the corner looking like shat af**
9:57
my friend installed this virus on the computer given by the school, and now can barely get rid of it
Bro just use escape key stupid
The Gooseworx cover of "The World Revolving" really adds to the experience.
Somehow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out
Because their causing CHOAS.
And they can do anything
With ur mouse
I was about to comments that, but of course its the first damn comment
a
Everyones talking about the "goose nudes" file, but nobodies talking about the "honk oh yeah" file
Or I am death.txt file
Accidentally downloads virus :good HERE I AM JIMMY
Talk about a “wild goose chase”
"Kronk from the emperors new groove" *a second of silence* "goozko"
Gronk was not in emperors new groove I’m pretty sure your thinking of jojo from jojo
@@lenuxgaymer608 oh shit it says gronk not kronk
@ultra instinct goku I'll do it
@utra instinct Goku stands are better than qurks and luck
Gyzma
Cursor: **exists** goose: You are going to brazil
obama
the fitnessgram pacer test is--
a multistage aerobic capacity test that-
is a multi state aerobic-
@@darkheartillumina767 P A C E R T E S T-
10:39
“Kronk! From emperors new groove.”
Goosko”
9:04 is one of the best parts😊
"im gonna give him a flower as a peace offering"
goose:
*roses are red, walls are plaster*
*children run fast, BUT GOOSY IS FASTEr*
Oh yeah this thing that I installed in all of the school computers and let them run
I want to do the same now
I tip my hat to you one idiot to a legend
Same
@@carlwebber4094 *one legend to another
*You are a legend*
EJ Zeida wooosh.....
DUCKY BOI:I am a agent of chaos"
People: SOOO CUTEEEEEEEE
"turns duck into goose"
Goose 3:05 : "I'M COMING FOR DAT A-" 3:05
"Duck, duck"
*gasp*
"The prophecy"
"You haven't. They're geese." 5:56
That broke me.
gh
The fact that Charlie said “Gooseko” in a perfect Gronk accent. Perfect.
7:45 : press F to pay respects to baby
“Gooseco”
oh yeah, it’s all coming together
Girlfriend: "Kronk.. From Emperors New Groove."
Slimecicle: **silence** "Gooscko..."
Pretty good joke
The ''not even the into is safe" sent me
8:43 bro having a normal day while there are invading gooses with long necks
Im so glad that Grace was here for this, its important
Imagine you are just watching TV and a goose tells you that in the next day ALL CRIME IS LEGAL
I would steal 100000000 goose the next day and go to jail 😥
"peace was never an option"
-the goose (me)
MESS WITH THE HONK
YOU GET THE BONK
3:50
“Its too long!”
“Theres no such thing as too long ;) “
The fact the grace genuinely laughed at this joke shows they are perfect for each other 2:48
"hey Luca, what's this thing on my computer?"
" *ME* "
“ Untitled goose virus”💀
3:05 “I’m gonna give it legs”. “ NO-“
"I can't stop smoking.... _QUACK_"
I lost it-
His girlfriend: Why the fuck do you have a file called goose nudes
Me: 😂😂😂😂
0:57 best insult ever in both web browsers
He's an agent of chaos, at least it wasn't a Canada goose
You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Ok but those things are pure evil the moment you get within 2 metres of them
@@Grace-53 that's just wrong
A year ago I was chased by about 30 Canadian geese into a lake
@@bonelessbananna5410 That's normal
Slimecicle: let's give him a flower as a _peace_ offering.
Me, an intellectual: _peace was never an option._
a year ago i watched this video but never knew i would watch this youtuber again
i am a goose.
Next time on slimecicle:
Me and Grace bought a real goose
Slimecicle’s cursor:
The Desktop Goose: “King Dragon sends his regards”
mhm *skips dialogue*
Dammit Lysanderoth, not again!
YESSS
I think that enemy got....the point
I collected all 900 pine cones
Not YT giving me this 3yrs old Video to fall asleep to...
YESS AND I LOVE IT.
there is only one way to truly watch this, and that is with your own virus goose terrorising you
Charlie: "I guess it finally clicked!"
Grace: "sHut dA fUq uP"
Y'all are perfect for each other ✨👏
Nice.
6:16 so that’s how the purge started
Ahh i see now, thank you
an ad came on for gucci when i clicked the timestamp lmao
I would like to point this out since I’m not first but for a lot of the vid he uses und3rtal3 music
I just got an ad for a movie called "The Little Things"
Ah yes, How I remember it.... A goose is responsible... for the movie Purge.
It be so cool if they made the virus interact with the game as an easter egg
this is hilariously passive aggressive
6:25 Charlie: you wouldn’t understand
🤣
As a true Canadian I can say they do this sort of thing all the time.
We never get a break and we are not allowed to touch them
The World Revolving playing in the background makes it better
*CHAOS CHAOS*
but also wtf was he playing death by glamour?
Cyrus Doom yeah, Gooseworx remix
This gives me "Goosebumps"
this was the only quality content that youtube wants me to watch