Minecraft, but every block is HOSTILE

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 5 лет назад +49149

    sorry about the whole pudding thing

    • @moonxenn
      @moonxenn 5 лет назад +1980

      That was so random I love it

    • @Eentrip
      @Eentrip 5 лет назад +1329

      Truly just guys bein dudes

    • @sahara4641
      @sahara4641 5 лет назад +842

      Don’t apologize

    • @NeonRose17
      @NeonRose17 5 лет назад +528

      It was hilarious 😂

    • @_OmegaX8
      @_OmegaX8 5 лет назад +421

      jschlattLIVE how did ur mic to get like that?

  • @idontevenknow9211
    @idontevenknow9211 5 лет назад +14404

    You’ve been hit by,
    You’ve been struck by,
    *A SMOOTH MINERAL*

  • @kholozondi9904
    @kholozondi9904 5 лет назад +6989

    it's hard and hilarious to imagine that Jschlatt was once a God. Now he cowers from sentient dirt..... how the mighty fall.

    • @meatmaster665
      @meatmaster665 5 лет назад +27

      lmao

    • @RebelGuitarist747
      @RebelGuitarist747 5 лет назад +244

      A P P L E

    • @lostitem
      @lostitem 5 лет назад +274

      Well, the demon was exorcised by Charlie, now we're stuck with a shady business ram man again.

    • @qq-lw2vp
      @qq-lw2vp 5 лет назад +43

      they say the higher you climb the higher you fall...

    • @jackkennedy1931
      @jackkennedy1931 5 лет назад +43

      Top 10 anime characters that were only strong the first time they were introduced

  • @EaseeCheesee
    @EaseeCheesee 4 года назад +6668

    “Is that my lung?”
    d e e p inhale
    “GET BACK IN DADDY”

    • @soda_drawzz
      @soda_drawzz 4 года назад +192

      *_”LEMME TAKE A D E E P B R E A T H”_*

    • @astxrism8347
      @astxrism8347 4 года назад +89

      *"𝕎ℍ𝔼𝔼ℤ𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼𝔼"*

    • @shrimpymcswimmington728
      @shrimpymcswimmington728 4 года назад +34

      But he doesn’t have lungs, how does he inhale?

    • @Zyphilith
      @Zyphilith 3 года назад +5

      We saw the video

    • @GreatGig
      @GreatGig 3 года назад +9

      he really spelled it enhale lmao

  • @dazzh_603
    @dazzh_603 3 года назад +873

    “I’m getting PTSD, what is that noise?”
    “Oh, *YOU’RE* getting PTSD?”
    5:35

    • @trinityharris1771
      @trinityharris1771 3 года назад +26

      Maybe he was possessed by the demon of the storm?

  • @firstmatefrankie5371
    @firstmatefrankie5371 4 года назад +6093

    27:27 “please don’t- please don’t break the sea pickle”
    He sounds so broken. I’ve never heard someone sound so defeated before

  • @cyrusambrose4547
    @cyrusambrose4547 4 года назад +6182

    "This is the second most terrifying gaming experience I've ever had."
    "What was the first?"
    "... ... ... apple."

    • @megasparklegoomba6807
      @megasparklegoomba6807 4 года назад +287

      *APPLE. EAT.*

    • @g-9175
      @g-9175 4 года назад +250

      B U T T O N

    • @onion647
      @onion647 4 года назад +175

      *C A R R O T*
      Edit: this would have been a good opportunity to shout my name to the skies

    • @mothgyaru3158
      @mothgyaru3158 4 года назад +124

      E A T T H E A P P L E

    • @nopieie6444
      @nopieie6444 4 года назад +106

      E A T. M Y. A P P L E.

  • @moodmstro4477
    @moodmstro4477 5 лет назад +4353

    The Vietnam War: "I'm the biggest source of PTSD in the worl-"
    Schlatt: *A P P L E*

  • @zyne6847
    @zyne6847 4 года назад +1644

    how did it went from panicking about the live blocks , then panicking about black lung and then a few seconds it went to *g i g a p u d d i n g*

    • @bwaindead5539
      @bwaindead5539 3 года назад +30

      _Pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding, giga pudding!_

    • @nobody08088
      @nobody08088 3 года назад +24

      on the first day the blocks began to attack, on the second day black lung caused mass death, and on the third day -PUDDING-PUDDING-PUDDING-PUDDING-GIGA-PUDDING-

    • @theiromia2389
      @theiromia2389 3 года назад +10

      it's a slimecicle video

  • @rey9376
    @rey9376 5 лет назад +4737

    this video, in two acts.
    act one: black lung
    act two: giga pudding

  • @echhtreme8530
    @echhtreme8530 5 лет назад +2136

    i like how this just becomes a story around schlatt having black lung

  • @ImSo_Snazzy
    @ImSo_Snazzy 2 года назад +2726

    Schlatt: *constantly getting black lungs*
    Slime: *constantly making block puns*
    Condi: *constantly dying*
    Grizzly: *constantly going along with it*

    • @MidoriDragon
      @MidoriDragon Год назад +13

      The constants of the world

    • @haunted_air-c0n791
      @haunted_air-c0n791 Год назад +49

      U mean Grizz is constantly, Just Rolling With It

    • @Zpixi09
      @Zpixi09 Год назад +1

      No

    • @Yonsu.
      @Yonsu. Год назад

      Yes

    • @Echoe-14
      @Echoe-14 Год назад +1

      @@haunted_air-c0n791I was gonna say that

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +4308

    Slime: **going to break the crafting table**
    Schlatt: ⛔♐♍🔀♾️➿↖️☣️♻️📶!

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 года назад +90

      ❌‼️⭕❓❓▶️🔀⏯️♨️🆘🛑🈹🈹🈴🅾️⛔🈲🎦🆚🈺🔊🔉🔆🎶☣️☢️

    • @awaterbottle589
      @awaterbottle589 4 года назад +34

      Ah, men of culture, truly sophisticated individuals.

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 года назад +10

      @@awaterbottle589 thanks for the compliment

    • @awaterbottle589
      @awaterbottle589 4 года назад +7

      @@Pixelusually But of course, good sir

    • @herestay-dx1ui
      @herestay-dx1ui 4 года назад +6

      🚯🚫🅱️🚫❗❗❗❗♊♎♉♐♏♋❓🧡🔴🔺📛❓⏺️⏸️🔼☢️☢️☢️☢️⚜️🔰

  • @rooksilver
    @rooksilver 5 лет назад +2830

    phone alarm sounds with the dreaded words
    Jschlatt: oh god I’m getting PTSD
    Slime:
    Condi:
    Grizzly:
    Slime: wait, YOU’RE getting-

  • @Pironesia
    @Pironesia 5 лет назад +16114

    Slime is literally so quick with his puns its actually impressive

    • @Gonado123
      @Gonado123 5 лет назад +577

      Fun Fact: Slime edits some of those puns into his videos.

    • @danielweeks4886
      @danielweeks4886 5 лет назад +940

      Mateo Carlino only in montages
      He’s just as good in the livestreams

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 5 лет назад +356

      The door coming unhinged was my favorite one

    • @Pironesia
      @Pironesia 5 лет назад +111

      @@Gonado123 My IMMERSION. BROKEN

    • @59hawks
      @59hawks 5 лет назад +122

      He knocked him out coal

  • @dr.fruitsnack9131
    @dr.fruitsnack9131 2 года назад +193

    I love how at 22:38, something seems to take over Schlatt, and now the demon is terrorizing Grizzly.

  • @robins6747
    @robins6747 5 лет назад +16313

    jshlatts mic sounds like a mcdonald’s drive through

    • @triaki2395
      @triaki2395 5 лет назад +471

      He forgot to turn off the funny mic

    • @providethem
      @providethem 5 лет назад +415

      thats what black lung does to a man

    • @JoeyTDoesThings
      @JoeyTDoesThings 5 лет назад +129

      You just complemented McDonald's Drive Thru.

    • @wayward4657
      @wayward4657 5 лет назад +23

      He sounds like Moxyy

    • @tau_noob7993
      @tau_noob7993 5 лет назад +109

      Well, he is good with money, so he must be good at SAVING money.
      Like, why BUY mic, when you can apply for work at mcdonald's and STEAL it.

  • @Sarahcakesrocks67
    @Sarahcakesrocks67 5 лет назад +4308

    there are only two genders: black lung and giga pudding

    • @kanegilbey9946
      @kanegilbey9946 4 года назад +62

      uff, sarah I identify as black lung

    • @PR0V1D3NCE_VA
      @PR0V1D3NCE_VA 4 года назад +73

      I identify as gamer. The secret 3rd gender.

    • @gucciprincess619
      @gucciprincess619 4 года назад +59

      I read this comment before the video started and I was so confused

    • @AmaTheArtist
      @AmaTheArtist 4 года назад +28

      What about Nascar?

    • @lycanthropic_
      @lycanthropic_ 4 года назад +35

      I identify as black lung, my pronouns are **LOUD AND PAINFUL COUGHING**

  • @reidlr60
    @reidlr60 5 лет назад +1496

    Therapist: "Autotune giga pudding isn't real it can't hurt you."
    Autotune giga pudding: 17:42

    • @Sparkingcircuits_
      @Sparkingcircuits_ 5 лет назад +1

      Dat Boi what are you talking about?

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 лет назад +24

      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Giga Purin!
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

    • @Ginger_bit
      @Ginger_bit 5 лет назад +1

      what is the name of that mic effect and where can i get it, ive been looking everywhere but still cant find it?

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 лет назад +2

      @linkmann1207
      you mean
      autotune?

    • @Ginger_bit
      @Ginger_bit 5 лет назад +5

      @@jackisback4873 no, if you look for "autotune voice effect" or mic effect its just a bunch of actual autotune stuff and effects for producer's. I cant find anything by looking for specific people either, like jshlatt for example, its only his and carsons funny mic. Theres no middleground between searching for autotune, or mic effects or whatever. And i cant really talk directly to slime or shlatt to ask them personally. I just want to use the effect too.

  • @cooperdavis8296
    @cooperdavis8296 3 года назад +446

    5:59 Schlatt’s sound of pure frustration is so funny

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 5 лет назад +2512

    Jojo Golden Wind: *exists*
    Slimecicle: It’s free real estate

  • @ryverkyaakk6285
    @ryverkyaakk6285 4 года назад +14473

    Jschlatt the entire time: *À̸̮͕̝͗͋̎̾̓͗͆Ḩ̶̣̹̞͔̝̲̫̩͒̾́̕͠ͅȘ̸̢̧͔̤̈͐͛̇̈́͐̈G̶̨͎͔̬̞̫̅͗D̷̤̱̖̠̭̪̥̲̒̎͑̇̃̎̌̒͊S̷̢̢̜̖͊̅̍͑K̵̢̢̨̢̡̟̳̱̘̘͑̍͗̈͆Ȧ̷̤̟͒̇̊̈́̈́̅͒͊͗H̶̥̯̰͖͇̫̋G̵̢̝̾͑̅̀K̷̳͌͛Ḑ̷̧̋̔̑͐̇̚͠͠A̶͓̤͑̈̓͜S̶̖̩̣͖̾͋̇͒̕͠Ḓ̶̨̯̬̤̝̗̤̤̙̐̔͑͐̃̌̾J̷͖̯͔͉͔̊̍̂̂̆̓̈́͌̎ͅH̵̹͚̣̼́̾A̶͒͝ͅK̴̨̨͙̫̹̥̤̫̂̏̊̃͠ͅJ̷̛̝̾̈̎̈͆͌̄̚D̸̜͂͂͝Ạ̶̈́̔͒̓̇K̴̉̄͜H̵̛̭̗͊̆̑̀̌͛̕͘͝D̵͓̞̬͕͍̠̫͙͙̀͋S̵̩̞̘͈̏̽͐̆̔̈́̕À̸̙̫̤̻̩͔͗̏͗̕ͅḰ̵̬̬̱͜J̶̤̲̠͈́̄̈À̸̮͕̝͗͋̎̾̓͗͆Ḩ̶̣̹̞͔̝̲̫̩͒̾́̕͠ͅȘ̸̢̧͔̤̈͐͛̇̈́͐̈G̶̨͎͔̬̞̫̅͗D̷̤̱̖̠̭̪̥̲̒̎͑̇̃̎̌̒͊S̷̢̢̜̖͊̅̍͑K̵̢̢̨̢̡̟̳̱̘̘͑̍͗̈͆Ȧ̷̤̟͒̇̊̈́̈́̅͒͊͗H̶̥̯̰͖͇̫̋G̵̢̝̾͑̅̀K̷̳͌͛Ḑ̷̧̋̔̑͐̇̚͠͠A̶͓̤͑̈̓͜S̶̖̩̣͖̾͋̇͒̕͠Ḓ̶̨̯̬̤̝̗̤̤̙̐̔͑͐̃̌̾J̷͖̯͔͉͔̊̍̂̂̆̓̈́͌̎ͅH̵̹͚̣̼́̾A̶͒͝ͅK̴̨̨͙̫̹̥̤̫̂̏̊̃͠ͅJ̷̛̝̾̈̎̈͆͌̄̚D̸̜͂͂͝Ạ̶̈́̔͒̓̇K̴̉̄͜H̵̛̭̗͊̆̑̀̌͛̕͘͝D̵͓̞̬͕͍̠̫͙͙̀͋S̵̩̞̘͈̏̽͐̆̔̈́̕À̸̙̫̤̻̩͔͗̏͗̕ͅḰ̵̬̬̱͜J̶̤̲̠͈́̄̈*

  • @soupgoose7453
    @soupgoose7453 4 года назад +2909

    "The harvest this year is bountiful!"
    "Daddy's gotta munch! Come on!"
    "THE WHEATS MUST BE BEAT, THE GRAIN MUST FEEL PAIN"
    "I WILL ENHANCE THE FLAVOR!"
    -Slime

    • @helumii
      @helumii 4 года назад +14

      Borderlands 2 Krieg, but he started tending to a farm

    • @Angreifer3927
      @Angreifer3927 4 года назад +8

      Our lord and savior has spoken

    • @fveenstra1518
      @fveenstra1518 4 года назад +4

      The words of god

    • @hudson2342
      @hudson2342 4 года назад +4

      ...

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +2

      And so, the Reckoning of Corn shall rise again

  • @FobyTox07
    @FobyTox07 3 года назад +470

    Slimecicle: *breaks more stuff*
    Jschlatt:🏧🚺☣📵☣⛔🚯🚱🚸♑🕎✝️🕉♉🔙🔝☸🔜🔙☦♑♍♐♍🔂♀️♾📛⚕✖🔅⏺♂️⏬❌♻️⚜♾⏏🔰⏯♀️📶🔼🔱🔆📛♀️⏬♀️🆙️🆗️🉐️Ⓜ️🆗️🔢🔷️🔺️◼⚫🈵️🔺️🈵️🔸️🆗️🆕️㊗️🈷️🈳️🈸️🈯️🔣🆎️🅱️🔣🆑️3️⃣1️⃣™️❗®️®️©️➕✳✳➕❓‼✖✅🔆📴⏏🔅☣📵🚱🚸🛅☣↘️⬅️↘️↖️⤵️↩🚭🚸🛅⚠️🚼↖️↩🔃↘️⬆️➡️↕️🔃↪⬅️⬇️↕️↘️↔️🔃⤵️⬇️↖️➡️↕️🔃↩⬅️↪↖️↘️↖️🔃↩⬅️↩🔃↘️↕️↩☪️🕎♊✡♊✝️🕎🕎♍♐▶️⛎♊♍♊♾✅❌✖♀️♾🔱🔅📴📳📴📳📴📶📛♻️🔱♻️📴📶📴📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳↕️↖️✝️↕️▶️♊📴📛📳📳⬅️✅▶️♍📛✅✅📴♊📳☪️▶️↖️↕️✝️📛📳▶️📴♊✝️▶️▶️✡✡▶️✝️▶️✝️▶️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️♐↖️↪▶️↪▶️⬅️♐↪↕️↖️↘️⬅️↘️⬅️↕️↖️

  • @generalgrievous3931
    @generalgrievous3931 4 года назад +2373

    First third of video: black lung
    Second third : pudding
    Third third: PAIN

  • @GlitchStick
    @GlitchStick 5 лет назад +5818

    yo Jschlatt sounds like he is transforming into a jet engine

  • @monikamorningstarshadlo4129
    @monikamorningstarshadlo4129 5 лет назад +1908

    You’ve heard of “guns n roses”
    Now it’s “roses with guns”

  • @essamarram1056
    @essamarram1056 3 года назад +78

    Slime: Is about to break a crafting table
    Schlatt: *Death Trooper Intensifies*

  • @OjamaIndigo
    @OjamaIndigo 4 года назад +5966

    Only now, after 7 months of watching this video, did I realize there’s only four people in this entire video. It was so damn chaotic I always thought there was at least like 7.

  • @ScxrchedOasis
    @ScxrchedOasis 4 года назад +3313

    18:30 I love this scene. Picture this, you are being hunted by your friends while listening to Giga pudding. You turn your head around and the last thing you see is your friend coming full speed at you, swinging a sword.

    • @m.rsoda-can1868
      @m.rsoda-can1868 3 года назад +52

      a true masterpiece

    • @zeddyandshellette7668
      @zeddyandshellette7668 3 года назад +52

      almost spit out my Drink Reading this
      And then i DID When i watched the Scene

    • @Bff_charlie
      @Bff_charlie 2 года назад +9

      SO TRUEE

    • @isa_whisperer
      @isa_whisperer Год назад +4

      Literal jumpscare lol

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites Год назад +4

      If I died like this I don’t think I’d be able to talk to my family ever again

  • @oopsiexistnow
    @oopsiexistnow 5 лет назад +2538

    How does JSchlat go from being so friendly to emanating a menacing aura the likes if which only gods would contend

    • @mscottcarpenter
      @mscottcarpenter 4 года назад +107

      because
      he succumbed to a p p l e

    • @quacked_egg
      @quacked_egg 4 года назад +11

      JSchlat

    • @lone_stick
      @lone_stick 4 года назад +52

      Absolute power, an iPhone timer, buttons, apples, a carrot, and command blocks.

    • @cleanbutsalty
      @cleanbutsalty 4 года назад +8

      E A T

    • @datonebri5361
      @datonebri5361 4 года назад +3

      ■■■■■ //

      ■■■■■
      *menacing*

  • @bolmobelo
    @bolmobelo 2 года назад +109

    I just watched the natural disasters video and seeing schlatt still fills me with a primal fear I cannot explain.

  • @kalebwtk
    @kalebwtk 5 лет назад +1180

    *Everybody gangsta till the blocks start commiting homicide*

    • @betabee1221
      @betabee1221 5 лет назад +39

      Everyone's gangstar till the blocks start doing jojo poses

    • @monochrome3168
      @monochrome3168 5 лет назад +3

      @@betabee1221
      Konoga Blockium... Da

    • @junedraws2236
      @junedraws2236 5 лет назад +2

      Homiecide owo

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 лет назад +762

    "Uh-oh, Schlatt... It's memory foam! *_AND IT REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID_* "

    • @jorgediaz4465
      @jorgediaz4465 5 лет назад +25

      and it's gonna put you to bed!

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 5 лет назад +17

      @@jorgediaz4465 more like put you to sleep if you know what I mean lmao

    • @Sparkingcircuits_
      @Sparkingcircuits_ 5 лет назад

      :(
      Oh no!
      OH G

    • @Frobilen
      @Frobilen 4 года назад +1

      Achievement unlocked [sweat dreams]

    • @THE_FEDSSS
      @THE_FEDSSS 4 года назад +2

      “The kids in the orphanage burned, jschlatt.”

  • @p3achytea
    @p3achytea 5 лет назад +3002

    i’m convinced that the whole giga pudding bit was a fever dream

    • @briarrr__
      @briarrr__ 5 лет назад +179

      This entire video is a fever dream

    • @dyzaaster
      @dyzaaster 5 лет назад +103

      what do you mean, "giga puuding bit?" i dont remember anything about "giga pudding???"

    • @Sparkingcircuits_
      @Sparkingcircuits_ 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah what do u mean?

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 лет назад +38

      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Giga Purin!
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

    • @lo0neyt0ons44
      @lo0neyt0ons44 5 лет назад +8

      Jack the Ripper was
      I’m crying xD

  • @xlgalaxyll5714
    @xlgalaxyll5714 2 года назад +131

    schlatt’s undeterminable screaming in the beginning because of his mic is amazing

  • @LimblessAnt
    @LimblessAnt 5 лет назад +827

    "giga pudding!"
    *LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE*
    "GIGA PUDDING"

    • @jackisback4873
      @jackisback4873 5 лет назад +11

      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Giga Purin!
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Sugoku Dekkai Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Kyoumo Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Puri Purin Puri Purin
      Dekakute Happi - Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Tabeyou Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Very Big ni Giga Purin
      Puri Puri Puri Puri Giga Purin
      Minnade Pa-ti - Giga Purin
      Giga Purin! Giga Purin!

  • @scarletqueen1152
    @scarletqueen1152 5 лет назад +1426

    (Alarm goes off)
    JSchlatt: omg PTSD
    everyone else: you have PTSD?
    JSchlatt: A P P L E

    • @LaggPing
      @LaggPing 5 лет назад +6

      Nobody ruin the 666

    • @ahlogic5960
      @ahlogic5960 5 лет назад +9

      Uros Borovcanin everyone ruined the 666

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 лет назад +5

      Were not even at 777 anymore

    • @Bella-jm6re
      @Bella-jm6re 5 лет назад +5

      I guess were going for 888 then

    • @coldburns
      @coldburns 5 лет назад +2

      we're going for 999 now

  • @jae7798
    @jae7798 4 года назад +4137

    these mod showcases turn into the weirdest, dedicated roleplays

  • @chxrlies.angels
    @chxrlies.angels 3 года назад +148

    The amount of times they accidentally killed each other is actually hilarious

  • @diegoaguilar9371
    @diegoaguilar9371 5 лет назад +1517

    "How much reverb do you want to use?"
    Slime: *"y e s"*

  • @Dara-
    @Dara- 5 лет назад +798

    Schlatt only had two modes in this: black lung and pudding.

  • @piccolo748
    @piccolo748 4 года назад +1689

    14:08
    Amongst all this chaos I hear Jschlatt say something along the lines of
    HE HAS AN INSANE GRAVITATIONAL PULL

    • @lo0neyt0ons44
      @lo0neyt0ons44 4 года назад +62

      Piccolo it’s black lung has gave him insane gravitational pull

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 4 года назад +5

      @@lo0neyt0ons44 Black lung or black hole??!?!

    • @lo0neyt0ons44
      @lo0neyt0ons44 4 года назад +12

      Rusher black lung

    • @fveenstra1518
      @fveenstra1518 4 года назад +1

      So like a black hole?

    • @holyhot-chocolate
      @holyhot-chocolate 4 года назад +11

      Why was it literally the only thing I could hear other than coughing

  • @Victor-um9ce
    @Victor-um9ce 3 года назад +36

    "Black lung has an insane gravitational pull!!" -Jschlatt 2019

  • @dominatornh981
    @dominatornh981 5 лет назад +3374

    JSchlatt sounds like he’s trying to summon some more unholy disasters.

  • @ArdentPrayer
    @ArdentPrayer 5 лет назад +506

    No one:
    Schlatt's iPhone: *A DISASTER IS APPROACHING*

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +1871

    Whenever i hear anyone say apple, i have a slight fight or flight response irl.

    • @averageaudienjoyer
      @averageaudienjoyer 4 года назад +45

      same but most of the time i just laugh really loud but no one understands

    • @Willow_the_inky_fox
      @Willow_the_inky_fox 4 года назад +16

      apple

    • @quacked_egg
      @quacked_egg 4 года назад +24

      Me too and whenever I hear black lung i immediately run and no one knows why

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 4 года назад +21

      Whenever I hear “Ethan let us go, we haven’t done anything for 5 days.” from the basement I have a fight or fight response.

  • @sarah-ce5xr
    @sarah-ce5xr 3 года назад +26

    everytime a small inconvenience happens and i’m upset, i come back to this video. i remember when it was published and i was crying laughing. i think i’ve seen this video at least 30 times. never gets old.

  • @fariskebire4038
    @fariskebire4038 5 лет назад +533

    jschlatt: this is the second most terrifying gaming experience I've ever had.
    Slime: what was the first?
    schlatt: Wii sports

    • @darkbooger
      @darkbooger 5 лет назад +20

      Wii sports is even scarier after cutting off the wrist band from the Wii remote.

    • @masger8908
      @masger8908 5 лет назад +7

      MATT

  • @daniidanboy
    @daniidanboy 4 года назад +708

    "This was the second most scariest thing in my life"
    "Whats first?"
    "...wii sports"

    • @Sparkingcircuits_
      @Sparkingcircuits_ 4 года назад +4

      “How bout the one they released after it that wasn’t as popular, *”we contract black lung.”*

    • @ultimatepvzlordps4806
      @ultimatepvzlordps4806 4 года назад

      “My personal favorite was *Wii Gout”*

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +3

      I thought it was “APPLE”

  • @dylanchouinard6141
    @dylanchouinard6141 5 лет назад +1544

    Slimecicle: bans black lung
    Jschlatt: continues to cough
    “Wait, that’s illegal”

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 3 года назад +42

    30:55 His lungs were so filled with carbon that the carbon put pressure in itself and produce diamonds)?

  • @happybrat8457
    @happybrat8457 5 лет назад +2238

    *BLOCKS FIGHT BACK: A BROADWAY MUSICAL*
    Act 1 : Pt 1 *dude the blocks fight back* 0:01 - 5:38
    Act 1 : Pt 2 PTSD 5:39 - 9:00
    Act 2 Black Lung: 9:01 - 17:08
    Act 3 gIgA PudDinG: 17:09 - 20:49
    Act 4 FAMINE: 20:50 - 23:36
    Intermission: 23:37 - 24:04
    Act 5; Finale The Caves 24:05 - 33:05
    Edits for cleaning up the timestamps and changing the format

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 5 лет назад +25

      Thank you.

    • @jgperes
      @jgperes 4 года назад +21

      This is fucking beutiful

    • @wazerbeam9949
      @wazerbeam9949 4 года назад

      Thanks

    • @ethanrose1997
      @ethanrose1997 4 года назад +8

      The second shortest act had the largest impact on my psyche

    • @imkrakra
      @imkrakra 4 года назад +3

      Kittykat Black these are actually the 5 deadly sins

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +1338

    Schlatt being god in the forest, in the rain, telling stories under the light of a single torch is the most horror movie I've seen from him thus far.

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 3 года назад +18

      22:40 don't mind me, just put this here for personal inspiration :D

    • @khansteadman3124
      @khansteadman3124 3 года назад +5

      ÄPPŁË

    • @Fatratmax
      @Fatratmax 3 года назад +4

      Instead of saying the story he says GIGI PUDDING

    • @squanguslobotomus7890
      @squanguslobotomus7890 3 года назад +6

      Truly the scariest thing is his mic quality

  • @newt1348
    @newt1348 5 лет назад +715

    *sitting with my grandkids by the fireplace*
    _a true hero...he traded his life for 39 dirt...._

    • @soupgoose7453
      @soupgoose7453 4 года назад +6

      Grampa? Can you tell us the story about the guy who dies for dirt again?

    • @lemonade_spice
      @lemonade_spice 4 года назад +5

      Cam you tell us the one about the
      G I G A P U D D I N G again?

    • @kashhenk958
      @kashhenk958 4 года назад +3

      Tell us about the black lung again

    • @jennapascale9583
      @jennapascale9583 4 года назад +1

      Tell us about summoning literal famine :)

  • @cupofwater2148
    @cupofwater2148 3 года назад +110

    Dream SMP: *Having Conflicts*
    Slime: *B L O C K*

  • @Bella-jm6re
    @Bella-jm6re 5 лет назад +828

    Slimecicle: “It’s a whole bouquet dude that’s so nice of you!”
    1 sec later
    *dies*

  • @entropy04
    @entropy04 4 года назад +1130

    The black lung arc in this anime was outstanding

  • @martaooooo1909
    @martaooooo1909 4 года назад +3167

    5:40 I just realized, Schlatt probably got PTSD from the "Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sea level rises" video he made with Wilbur Soot... They used the same phone alarm...

    • @shickenkit1666
      @shickenkit1666 4 года назад +207

      Man of Memes Yh I’m pretty sure it’s that cuz right afterwards he said *A p p l e*

    • @Jayden9000
      @Jayden9000 4 года назад +120

      *APPLE*
      *BUTTON*

    • @cupcakejack7375
      @cupcakejack7375 4 года назад +48

      @@Jayden9000
      EAT
      PRESS

    • @ariefmaulana1954
      @ariefmaulana1954 4 года назад +22

      @@cupcakejack7375 if i remember correctly he doesn't said *PRESS*

    • @Heuheuheu7
      @Heuheuheu7 4 года назад +26

      well it’s the “every five minutes a natural disaster” video of course

  • @Idontknowwhattowrite150
    @Idontknowwhattowrite150 2 года назад +17

    The fact that their only goal was to break as many blocks as possible for most of the video is comedy at its finest

  • @strawberryhoney8667
    @strawberryhoney8667 4 года назад +777

    Newton's third law of motion be like-
    You hit the block
    The block hits you back

    • @shyshillow
      @shyshillow 4 года назад +12

      It's called self-defense

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +4

      “You ate the cream and now the Cream eats you”
      -an oc of mine named Cream

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +1

      Lost Account
      Is ur OC just that meme from a couple years ago of the ice cream man who just like scooped ice cream out of his head
      Bc he was made of ice cream

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад

      I have no idea what that meme is so no
      Also, my oc is a female.

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 года назад +1

      A Boz ...can you not remind me of that

  • @normalguycraig
    @normalguycraig 4 года назад +2503

    There's no way Schlatt had the funny mic on that whole time without realising

  • @thecalliezone6332
    @thecalliezone6332 5 лет назад +829

    This is like one of those movies where they reference a previous movie the director made but isn’t a sequel.

  • @erminatio1475
    @erminatio1475 3 года назад +6

    Slime: "check this out now i have twice as much and their wood planks"
    Jasclatt:Ṇ̴̨̬̦̗̜̣̝̈́̒̌̈́̋̋̐̄́͑̆N̵̨͍̼͈̺̖̭̗͖͓͔̤͆͒̏͒̈́̕͜͜͠N̵̲̘̅̐̓̆̅̐̎͛̈̂̈́̕͠N̶̤̭͎̜͍͊̿̈́͐̍́̎͒̈́͋̚̚͜͜͠͝Ņ̶̞̥̭̝͈̍͛͊͗O̶̢̘̖̰͇̰͉̰̤̺͚̦͓̝͊O̵̘̭͋̀Ö̸̱͍̠̬̬͈̗͖̥͈̣͇́̑̋͛͝Ö̴͉͖̫̙̤̤̘̼̠̗́̅́S̵̭̼͓̙͙̤̒̆̀́̔͒͗͠͠H̴̛̪͎̞̯̦̩̤̏̀̈́͗̈́͂͗̉̏̉̚͘V̵̼̓͛͛͌͗̿̔̎̂̂̉̾̕̚͜Ẻ̴̛̱̞̥̼̙̰̹͂͋̆G̴̮͈̪̘͗͊͋̓͌̽̓͌͆̈́̈́̚̕̕ͅV̸̡̡͓̳̞̪͚̉̿͗͆͐̊͂B̵̨̲͍̩̻̺̣̲̜͕̤̩̟̎̋͒̎̈́͋͛̐V̴̼̖͓̱̯̺̥̣̺̆͌͛͛̄̈́ͅB̶̭̟͍̦̦͉̞̟̣̙̝̝̜̱̑͑̃͝ͅI̸̱̩̺͍͓̩̥͔̒́́͂͋͘̚͜B̷̨̛̫͙͇͈̞͚̙̺͎̫̈́̄́̌͗́̈́̏̕Ć̵̝͆̈́͝U̷̺͉͒̍̌̂͌͌̿̌̎H̸͉̞͓̪̭̱̺̫͊͐̋̐̉́͌͐͝͝͝͝͝V̶͚͔̠̼̞̫͂̅̄̋̉̉͘͝͝B̸̡̡͙̦̥̲͉͔̞͍͉͂̈́̈͒̋K̷̝͚̯̍̀X̴̛̫̱̬̺̾̄́̎̾̒̊̎̃̆̀̓͝͠B̴̢̮͙̮̹͒̄̏̀V̷̢͎̮͊̑͐́͋̅̎̓̐͝Ņ̷̧̝̹̘͛͒͂̂͗̀͐̀͆̋̚̕͜͝X̷̧̞̹͕̪͉̜̱͉̜͓͚͙͋͛́̈́͆̑̇͗͝͝ͅB̴̧͙̘̘̰̥̞̝̙͕̼̦͆̒͊̉̕̚͠V̶̢̰͍͙̝̬̀̀̌̈̉̉̓͌̑͋̔̄̕̕͜ͅU̵͓̼̝̻͉̗͕̝̕Ḋ̴̯͇̭̭̒͌̈́̄͗͒̄̚̕B̵̢̧̨̗͙̹̭͇̯̈́̎ͅX̵͐͗̆B̶͐̈K̷̜͇̖̠̰̤͍̊̃̀̚ ̸̠̬̦̦̫̰̙̬͑͊̀̽͌͊̒͜͠H̷̡̧̢̡͚̙̣̩̤̝͕͘̕ͅO̷̧̖̝̙̟̺̒͛͊̈̃̇̇̀͑͂̓͗̅͝V̵͔̻̞́͊̈́̂̃̐̋̀̀̈́̕B̵̦͓̉ ̵̛̺͍̼̤̠͓͇̃͛̓̾̍͂̆͌̓̋̌̉̈́̕Ö̵̧̡̠̞̩̩̼̮̭̠̹̔̓͒̍͋͝͝Ư̷̡̙̮̟̯͙͎̩̘̖̋̄̾͗̿̈͗͋͂̄͊̚̚͘͜Ŷ̷̩̱̭̫̖̦̤̺͕̟̞͉̋̀B̵͎̥͍̜̠͓͖̝̃̑̾̈́͜͝ͅB̸̙̻́̽̇͛̋̄̍̊̈́̎̚͝

  • @wolfcub0545
    @wolfcub0545 5 лет назад +591

    When i saw Jschlatt ontop of the tree giving a speech, i thought he was gonna drop an apple.

  • @Hjw511
    @Hjw511 4 года назад +2278

    "This was the second most terrifying gaming experience I had."
    "What would you call the first one?"
    "Wii Sports"

  • @melissapeters6370
    @melissapeters6370 5 лет назад +1745

    They say it’s black lung, I say it’s just the common coald

  • @mayoman09
    @mayoman09 3 года назад +30

    imagine mining loads of netherrack with an efficiency 5 netherite pick with the haste effect, that would be literal hell

    • @somemagellanic
      @somemagellanic 3 года назад +3

      you only need efficiency 3 to instamine netherrack

    • @toxicfrancium
      @toxicfrancium 3 года назад

      @@somemagellanic exactly

  • @epicsnowboard247
    @epicsnowboard247 5 лет назад +326

    Charlie: "/ban black"
    *OH NO STOP QUICK*
    " lung"
    *phew*

  • @cryptivity2700
    @cryptivity2700 5 лет назад +609

    nothing activates my fight or flight response more than "a p p l e"

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 5 лет назад +44

      Nah. Mine is " b u t t o n "

    • @nyquilrq3254
      @nyquilrq3254 5 лет назад +39

      *A P P L E* hits different

    • @melely9348
      @melely9348 5 лет назад +38

      "a p p l e" and "b u t t o n" give the same, fearful energy

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 5 лет назад +14

      @@nyquilrq3254 Nah. You can neither fight nor take flight with "button"

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 лет назад +7

      C O M E. T O THE W A T E R

  • @trustworthyguy8645
    @trustworthyguy8645 5 лет назад +613

    Description: "Giga Pudding"
    Creepy "children videos": It's free real estate

    • @JoeyTDoesThings
      @JoeyTDoesThings 5 лет назад +3

      Trustworthy Guy That explains the initial recommendations...

  • @osreo6989
    @osreo6989 3 года назад +25

    13:48 ”EVERYTHING IS FIGHTING BACK!” He says while looking at horses

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 5 лет назад +175

    Slime: you gotta cough up the brontosaurus!
    Schlatt: **demonic sounds of agony**

  • @SlopWave-m2e
    @SlopWave-m2e 4 года назад +982

    why does schlatt sound like a broken microwave speaking the enchanting table language?

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 3 года назад +22

      This was so specific and I love it

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +33

      Black lung got to him

    • @TomWoop
      @TomWoop 3 года назад

      Your pfp scares me

    • @aliteralpotato873
      @aliteralpotato873 Год назад +4

      @telsa-inc-live Did you do it? Did you become Schlatt?

    • @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153
      @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 Год назад +5

      ​@@aliteralpotato873 he's ascended to a higher plane now, he no longer have any need to converse with lower lifeforms like us.

  • @rachielramsamooj9828
    @rachielramsamooj9828 5 лет назад +827

    Slime: makes puns and trolls everyone’s
    Jschlatt: has bad mic
    Grizzly: makes an army of blocks
    Condi: makes the sacrifice for 39 dirt

    • @orots
      @orots 5 лет назад +4

      The wimpy squad

    • @nicoa5059
      @nicoa5059 5 лет назад +1

      nick: cries

    • @Flore7274
      @Flore7274 5 лет назад

      Woordi nah there just self promoting everywhere

  • @MmmSpinach
    @MmmSpinach 3 года назад +20

    “I just got jumpscared by a raw chicken.”

  • @mask_vids9834
    @mask_vids9834 5 лет назад +539

    Never had “I fought dirt tougher then you” been true

  • @AzraelBradford
    @AzraelBradford 4 года назад +453

    I DIED WHEN SCHLATT COUGHED AND THEN SAID "IS THAT MY LUNGS??"

  • @trucevideos
    @trucevideos 5 лет назад +205

    11:43 "look out for the dirt" has the same energy as "should've gone for the head"

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 3 года назад +15

    Charlie’s ability to think up of puns on the spot is only rivaled by his kazoo playing skills.

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 5 лет назад +411

    You should do "Minecraft but every 5 minutes every entity teleports to you"

  • @raelouise9058
    @raelouise9058 5 лет назад +188

    I love how Schlatt’s such a soft looking boi but his voice matches more with his Minecraft skin.

  • @king4k222
    @king4k222 5 лет назад +593

    New drinking game:
    Take a shot every time they say “black lung”

    • @marshyturtle8662
      @marshyturtle8662 5 лет назад +5

      They'll be dead in 5 minutes

    • @luigidollmcshorts168
      @luigidollmcshorts168 5 лет назад +14

      Take a shot everytime they say "pudding".

    • @SovietPaul
      @SovietPaul 5 лет назад +4

      Ive taken too many... i've ran out off 9mm...
      Oh and vodka too...

    • @deluviophile
      @deluviophile 5 лет назад

      W A S T E D

    • @CupcakeNRG
      @CupcakeNRG 5 лет назад

      Haha I like to do that challenge but with every word they say…

  • @sipp25
    @sipp25 3 года назад +10

    I like how they're freaking about moving blocks and then minutes later they're all high and joking about giga pudding

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +727

    5:59 you can hear the disappointment right before the cut.

  • @tvangelist
    @tvangelist 5 лет назад +239

    "i see the light"
    "i see many and they're COMING TOWARDS ME AT HIGH SPEEDS"

  • @TommyCubed
    @TommyCubed 5 лет назад +386

    “use the creeper”
    “THATS THE POINT”
    *BOOM*

  • @Silver_Is_Silly
    @Silver_Is_Silly 20 дней назад +1

    The fact that Schlatt’s mic is deep fried, double baked, and topped with a drizzle of extra corruption makes everything so much better

  • @lofihip-hop5834
    @lofihip-hop5834 4 года назад +301

    4:37
    Slime: He's waterlogged!
    Everyone else: *Collective silent disappointment*

  • @manwithbucket
    @manwithbucket 4 года назад +770

    “Have you ever read the book Job?”
    That sent chills down my spine

    • @theamateurestgamer1302
      @theamateurestgamer1302 4 года назад +57

      He got the story a bit wrong though... Job had plenty of faith and stuff, but Satan thought the faith was tied to the stuff, so Satan asked God to test Job, by killing his crops, livestock, sons, giving him disease, etc. You can read the rest yourself.

    • @manwithbucket
      @manwithbucket 4 года назад +20

      I know. The whole story was about how you are allowed to complain to God, but Job refused to (until he did complain)

    • @julipazos1146
      @julipazos1146 4 года назад +18

      It give me the same vibes form "do you know how I got this scars?"

    • @hunterblanchard6538
      @hunterblanchard6538 4 года назад +5

      I knew exactly what Jshlatt was talking about and I got fucking chills

    • @_stupidbro
      @_stupidbro 2 года назад +1

      22:45

  • @illuminatefox9044
    @illuminatefox9044 4 года назад +543

    ( 14:13 )
    All I understood from that was “gravitational pull”

    • @nutelasaur9453
      @nutelasaur9453 3 года назад +45

      I think the whole phrase was "Black lung has an insane gravitational pull" or something like that

    • @thebutterscotchkid2481
      @thebutterscotchkid2481 3 года назад +18

      @@nutelasaur9453 I have to find that clip and translate it for y'all, lol.
      Edit: "Black lung has insane gravitational pull!"
      At least, that's what I heard.

    • @bwaindead5539
      @bwaindead5539 3 года назад

      I love that that’s all that can be understood from that, it makes that bit so much better

    • @Certifiedwasphater
      @Certifiedwasphater 3 года назад

      @@nutelasaur9453 I heard "as long as we stay in gravitational pull" though that makes no sense

  • @broccoli5425
    @broccoli5425 Год назад +6

    Schitt's funny mic was peak comedy in 2019, and it's still peak comedy in 2023.

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 5 лет назад +717

    Hey, I know how to give a mental breakdown to these people:
    RLcraft but the blocks fight back, there's a disaster every 5 minutes and drops are random.

  • @triopsmatt
    @triopsmatt 5 лет назад +395

    I'm deeply saddened that no one took the opportunity to say "a smooth mineral" at 25:35

  • @iluvkew2xd14
    @iluvkew2xd14 5 лет назад +155

    Slimesicle: *doesnt take the opportunity to say "we've been breaking these blocks for years, now its their turn to break us"*

    • @gredausvemiru6236
      @gredausvemiru6236 5 лет назад +3

      Look at description

    • @EmptyBaseplate
      @EmptyBaseplate 5 лет назад +4

      He does actually say in the video and description, here's a timestamp (26:37)

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 5 лет назад +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro go to hell

  • @BeetoBeeto
    @BeetoBeeto 3 года назад +7

    Fly of beelzebub, theme of wheat
    Scourge of the universe, theme of bed
    Stained brutal calamity, theme of magma blocks

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 4 года назад +304

    17:08 you can hear the fear in his voice

    • @CrprCrw
      @CrprCrw 3 года назад +1

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @Dylan-db5kn
      @Dylan-db5kn 3 года назад +1

      Pudding pudding

    • @Sol_Animates
      @Sol_Animates Год назад

      The giga pudding never leaves. And never will

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 5 лет назад +703

    This should be the title of the video
    “Everyone slowly losing their mind while slimecicle makes Minecraft puns”

  • @ItsCaduceus
    @ItsCaduceus 5 лет назад +222

    *cries in autotune* “if I stop I die”
    Me after playing minecraft for 9 hours straight

  • @VoidsEclipse
    @VoidsEclipse 3 года назад +10

    He seriously missed the opportunity in the opening to say "for years we've been breaking blocks, so now. They're going to break us."