Mario Kart, but My Heart Rate Controls My Game Speed
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
- I've attached my heart rate to the game of Mario Kart. When my heart rate increases, the game exponentially increases its speed. When my heart rate decreases, the game exponentially decreases its speed. Can I get all 12 mario kart places WITHOUT REPEATING, while controlling the beating of my own heart?
▶UNEDITED STREAM FOOTAGE HERE: • I Controlled My Heart ...
Thank you to MelonSpeedruns for giving me access to a heart rate variable! The rest of the code & math was all me :)
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If you're curious, the heart rate to game speed math i came up with was 2 ^ (0.1 * (currentHeartRate - 70)). So the game exponentially increases or decreases the farther you are away from the baseline of 70BPM! My engineering degree actually came in handy for a video lmao
Smarty pants over here
First
🤓☝️
Very cool
Stay in school, it helps you make mods for Mario Cart
"there are no spiders in my hair. i have no spider children. the only legs in this room belong to me." new daily affirmations dropped
This is the first time I’m watching this guy, and it feels very weird… is it normal to feel like the video is constantly playing at x1.1 speed?
@@geezee4432 yeah, he can be kind of a lot dometimes
@@geezee4432 you know what, now that you mentioned it I can’t unsee it
“hey man, it’s me. you’re free” is such a great way to end
best quote of all time
Sadly he forgot the "for now"
@@evolifan7063 😈
It really is
@@evolifan7063🗿
Hey man, IT'S ME! I'm glad you didn't get tired of my silly little bit, loved watching this challenge play out and it was fun to be included in the video somewhat.
And remember, you're free :)
Hey man, it's me. That was an awesome running gag lol
YOURE A LEGEND LMFAO
Legend
You were so funny haha
how much money did you spend
Has heart attack mid-game: teleports to finish line
More like everyone else teleports to the finish line while he repeatedly rams into the wall lol
Ah, but if his heart stops fully before they make it to the finish line, then no one would finish. Ever.
@@Gamer3427mario kart but if I k*ll myself the game freezes
@@Gamer3427true for the sake of the joke. For the sake of the game tho it automatically ends the game on its own when the timer runs out making you last place instantly
@@Gamer3427 actually, they would eventually finish, it would just take a long time. His formula would make 0bpm slow it down to approximately 1 frame every 4 seconds
“Mario Kart but if my heart stops beating I won’t move”
Mario Kart but if you die in real life you die in the game
“mario kart but I take a challenge from don shnack without giving credit”
@@user-gz7ho1cp7n could be a case of parallel thinking or subconscious appropriation. don't be so quick to assume malice over ignorance (and don't take it out on like 20 different random commenters 💀)
@@glassphoenix9095and hey did Dominoes copy my pizza time sketch?
hey man, you died
God: how did you die
Pointcrow: playing Mario kart
God: Ahh I see, but you are not the first one who died bc of Mario Kart lol
Collector’s anxiety is kicking in again
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's wild
Collecting all of the places
this is the best collectors anxiety joke I've heard in months
He got to collect all those rankings
Amazing pfp lol ✨️
It’s bad enough Mario Kart is the most RNG creation Nintendo has ever created.
To have a heart rate monitor controlling the speed is ludicrous.
mario kart is not the most rng creation nintendo has created... not even top 5
How is mario kart RNG?
Mario Party has entered the chat
it’s bad enough that he didn’t give credit to don shnack
@@user-oy6yb4lz3n Dokapon Kingdom has joined the battle!
OK NO THE 'hey man, its me. Youre free' MADE ME TEAR UP A BIT WTF
"NOW, IT'S TIME, TO PLAY THE WORST MARIO KART OF MY LIFE!" was genuinely such a hype moment
I remember watching the chaos that was this challenge for several streams and watching chat pop off every time he’d have to restart was peak entertainment
Especially when it was the 2nd/last race before it was over😂
4:56 threatening PointCrow with Nintendo lawyers is way too real for him LOL
Wow, PointSpider is really killing it, they're piloting that flesh puppet really well.
The editing in the middle is just so chefs kiss. "hey man, it's me again"
I assumed that only Mario would speed up and slow down based on heart rate, instead of the entire game.
I assumed that he would give credit to don shnack’s “mario kart but winning isn’t enough” video for the challenge but ig not
@@user-gz7ho1cp7nDon Krieg should get the credit
@@user-gz7ho1cp7n you keep saying that on every comment but have you considered for even a second that multiple creators can have the same idea. Just because someone else has done it before doesn't mean he got the challenge from them or even knows about them
His chat trying to freak him out is probably the funniest part of the video
the funniest part is actually him not giving credit to don shnack for the whole get every placing once without repeating challenge
Nah, the hey man guys were funny tho.
@@R.K_Chalkboard yeah
trust me, we tried very hard XD
The fire emblem music at the end was a great touch and then "Hey man, you're free" got me good lol
What's the fire emblem song called?
PointCrow's autopsy is going to be interesting to see that the cause of death is Mario Kart
this is why companies put that line about them not being responsible of death caused by their game in the eula
10:36 "The Buddhist monks in the alps"?? I may have underestimated the popularity of Buddhism in Germany, Austria and Switzerland
They said the monks were *displaced* to the alps
I'm french and I feel forgotten lmao, poor french buddhist monks in the Rhône-Alpes... 😔
Just listen to the gloom hand music if you want to go fast 💀
Real
*teleports to finish line*
Guardian music is way more stress inducing
@@Grasstoucher99 I prefer Guardian music over Gloom Hand music but I definitely think Gloom hand music is more stress inducing.
When we die we’ll hear “hey man, it’s me. You’re free”
PointCrow got anxiety from collecting spiders in his hair
pointcrow getting anxiety cause he knows the challenge idea is from don shnack
@@user-gz7ho1cp7nwould you stop, sometimes people are inspired, doesn't mean pointcrow stole the idea
@@user-gz7ho1cp7n inpsiration is a thing? incredible?
and he added more, the heart rate stuff.
13:25 “the golden path was right before me and it only took 3000 years of suffering” is this a Dune reference lmao?
"There's only two legs here and they're mine" :/// hmmm doubt
Can't believe he forgot about all 736 legs of his spider gf and children
I doubt that he came up with getting every place without repeating and that it’s original (see also, don shnack’s mario kart but winning isn’t enough)
@@user-gz7ho1cp7n indeed. I think the heart rate part was enough of a twist to distinguish his challenge
he forgot about the legs of that family of four he murdered and stuffed under the floorboards or something
@user-gz7ho1cp7n ok? Who cares? Next you're gonna be telling me that he didn't come up with playing mario kart on his own
12:16 Ironically enough 7 is supposed to be a good luck charm
5:36 bro was being ratatuilled with a spider to play mario kart
Amazing video! I'm glad I got to witness the win on stream!
when streamers use maths and science to change how their videogames work its actually genius. smart, entertaining AND hilarious
17:35 yeah i can tell a gap between 9 and 11 is hard to fit through. just look at those towers
💀
LOLLL
YOU DIDNT 💀
The POW block syncing to the Fire Emblem music at 18:55 was awesome, props to editor(s)
There needs to be a speedrun category of this
The syncs at 18:12 and 18:54 with the music and the start/end of the race make me very happy
Now we know how Pointcrow’s collectors anxiety is just a voice in his head that says “hey man”.
Hey just fyi: you can decrease your heart rate by simply exhaling slow and steady for multiple seconds straight, because you activate your parasympathetic system by doing so (and inhaling does vice versa)
This also helps with panic attacks :)
Edit: you shouldn't avoid inhaling in exchange of a non rising heart rate. lol
Edit 2: too calm you down from a panic attack you can do 4-3-7 breathing scheme (or variations of it)
4s inhaling, 3s holding your breath, 7s exhaling. Repeat. Works even better if you only concentrate on counting the seconds and the focus on your breath.
Psychological therapy will help with panic disorders.
well that is true, but it only really works before or after the panic attack, since theres not much you can do in the middle of it. and by before i mean REALLY before, like when youre starting to feel iffy, not when its building up too much. just make sure youve got a small candy on hand (or a mint) and pop it in your mouth when you're sure you arent going to choke
LMFAO that tts segment of the "Hey man" was hilarious
Hope those spider babies grow up to be just like you
Pointcrow the type of guy to have spiders in his hair
I was in this stream, and remember when he was about to pick the first race. The entire chat just loaded up with COCONUT MALL and it was glorious.
A chat with good taste
Hey pointcorw. on behalf of all the spiders in your crow's nest of a haircut, I'd like to thank you. Many generations came and went for generations while you tried and FAILED MANY TIMES on this challenge. I look forward to more of your work ponitcrrw
The FE3H Theme at the last crucial race really HIT
Gotta love racing with your whole heart!
That joke about the displaced Buddhist monks is actually brilliant, wtf
I don’t understand it, could I get a rundown of the joke?
The fire emblem three houses music at the end was perfect
He should've brought Doug Doug in, his heart would beat like crazy
I feel like the main gimmick of this was supposed to be the speed of the game, but the real challenge (and what was focused on the most) was getting all the places.
it was so much fun attending these few streams honestly. This challenge was hilarious to watch, and good vibes. Proud of you dude.
Hey man, this was so much fun to watch thanks for making this! I hope you have a great rest of your day today!
“I just have to get 7th place”
The video: Only halfway over
Me: *Something’s wrong, I can feel it*
This is legit one of the best videos I've seen this year, it was just so much fun
I swear I had this activate before when playing with a younger sibling and I was about to lose.
Eric’s videos just keep getting better & better & I’m here for it!
oh hey!! this is the one i helped out with!! i can’t wait to watch the video :3 very glad that eric was willing to let me help out
Aridos here chat is right I’m in your hair
Now you have to beat DougDoug's Mario Kart switch race
love this vid already one of my faves!!
This is such an interesting video idea! Great video all around crow
Pointcrow, is in fact, not live this current moment.
Hey man, good video, had fun watching :)
The fodlan winds at the end made me get goosebumps, I love fire emblem, and I love fodlan winds, thank you 🥲
Pointcrow posted and for once im early! Love the concept, I already watched the vods but im going to enjoy this video as well, keep up the good work
Great video, yall gotta stick it out. Good story telling Crow, what a video!
The fire emblem music lmao
Stumbled my way into this one on the trending page. This caught my attention since I’m a huge fan of MKW. Glad you were able to beat this challenge. This looks extremely fun and hopefully I can try this one day when I stream for the first time down the road 🔥🔥
Cant wait to see DougDoug try this haha this was great!
Goddddd three houses music works so well on that last run that was so perfect
Your videos are always great. This one impressed me especially though. Good job.
"There's only two legs here! And they're mine!" the millions of microscopic creatures on your skin:
This is an insanely cool concept and it kicks ass
I’m glad I saw you win live! This would honestly traumatize me though.
A really funny and great video. Keep up the good work
This is such a great idea I loved watching this
This was fun to watch and get a winning streak on predictions
This takes 'wahoo' to a whole new level
So you could say your heart was quite literaly racing eh?
You know whats funny? I was watching a vod before this and had it at 1.5x speed. And I didn't know that it was still 1.5 so I was watching it all fast.
Anyways. Great video and careful of the spider children
This is the kinda challenge i imagine the wii fit trainer does on a regular basis
I like that the insanity is coming through just like it did in the stream😂
Man, it was nice seeing you grow a family in front of my eyes.
people with high blood pressure "hold my beer real quick"
My uncle would be a god at this challenge because he can actually control his heart rate. In the hospital he jokes around by making it 120 then dropping it to 30
This video is the funniest ive seen in a while, the damn stream chat 💀
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGH the excitement i getfrom ur vids bro CONGTRASULATIONSS???? WHOO
That ending was so hype
Me with a resting heart rate of 110: Dang, looks fun...
This is a cool spin on what short cat did
Going into this, I thought his heart rate would correspond to his actual kart speed so I fully expected him to be on a treadmill for the whole stream or something 😭
"I've done heart rate streams in the past and ive excelled with it!" lmao i love the confidence here despite doug carrying him in elden ring
6:09 I remember your... birds are blooming flowers are singing
Do this again but you get shocked for every time you get hit with an item, making your heart rate increase, making it faster and more chaotic
Having the heart rate challenge, the one of every position challenge, and the no braking challenge is brutal. You’re literally doing 3 challenges at once!
These methods of calming yourself down are strange but I’m all for it
YES CROW! I could feel the intensity from here lol
that final first place clutch was actually insane !!!!
"its so hard to control" *uses a bike*
Technically he got 9th twice because his final placement was 9, so he has to restart
Bro, that montage is PEAK!
I'm currently playing Yakuza 0, so when I heard "Interplanetary Spark" I started vibing! Another great video PointCrow!
I'm watching this, and all I can think is that I'm listening to Dougdoug in a different universe ❤️
I love how he screamed after getting 5th place but it was the calmest he has been in the entire game so far