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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2020
  • Schlatt goes on Love Or Host (previously the Rajjchelor / Rajjchelorette) to find love. He also plays chess.
    Featuring:
    Austin (RajjPatel) / austinshow
    Alex Botez / botezlive
    Fedmyster / fedmyster
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    / jschlatt
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  • @lastprism5115
    @lastprism5115 3 года назад +3927

    “I hate fedmeister”
    Man this aged very well.

    • @tijs909
      @tijs909 3 года назад +12

      @@810bio I heard he confessed too

    • @misfitbrit199
      @misfitbrit199 3 года назад +181

      Maciej Królikowski he groped multiple OTV members while drunk, and when he was confronted about it he said he would change but the behavior continued. He has been removed from OTV and is no longer living with them.

    • @semtux8615
      @semtux8615 3 года назад +2

      what did fed do lol

    •  3 года назад +9

      You can say that again.

    • @magnusmont5596
      @magnusmont5596 3 года назад +6

      MISFIT BRIT and he’s just annoying

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 3 года назад +3604

    Why does everyone treat schlatt like he’s either gay or not trying when he’s the most respectable guy there

    • @CryoticMienshao
      @CryoticMienshao 3 года назад +290

      because people cant tell him being gay is a bit that he does

    • @muon1
      @muon1 3 года назад +167

      because he pretends to be gay for the funny all the time and ppl dont know what to believe

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 года назад +214

      @@CryoticMienshao To be fair, from the outside looking in, he's pretty convincing

    • @notlikeothertrinas
      @notlikeothertrinas 3 года назад +146

      Yeah everyone has been boofed that he’s gay. I saw someone on Twitter calling Schlatt their “bisexual king” and I was shaking. This man is too good at the act.

    • @paleoleft
      @paleoleft 3 года назад +40

      nah he acts and dresses like a bisexual

  • @tiramisuvodka8353
    @tiramisuvodka8353 3 года назад +4346

    She really picked a guy who says Romanians speak Spanish...

    • @Its_Insidious
      @Its_Insidious 3 года назад +95

      Bro the accent she used to call Andrea sounded Spanish.

    • @jamesinspanish4603
      @jamesinspanish4603 3 года назад +21

      @@Its_Insidious yeah i thought she spoke spanish too

    • @finnsvensson8847
      @finnsvensson8847 3 года назад +145

      @@jamesinspanish4603 You're american then I guess.

    • @jamesinspanish4603
      @jamesinspanish4603 3 года назад +50

      @@finnsvensson8847 nah im mexican i speak spanish she just sounded like someone who spoke spanish

    • @finnsvensson8847
      @finnsvensson8847 3 года назад +14

      @@jamesinspanish4603 From the way she spoke english? I thought you mistook the chinese for spanish, because americans know english and english only.

  • @alexchilders4230
    @alexchilders4230 3 года назад +1865

    i felt physical pain listening to Bob7 speak.

    • @firstname405
      @firstname405 3 года назад +103

      The guy was classic JBP incel material

    • @ihavenoideahelp5239
      @ihavenoideahelp5239 3 года назад +269

      Its satire but he actually brings variety to the show. Though it may not be good.

    • @kid_withabike7920
      @kid_withabike7920 2 года назад +122

      I feel pain listening to fed

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 2 года назад +75

      I'm guessing he's just as much a character as Schlatt. just more a David Brent than a Michael Scott

    • @me-lz7jb
      @me-lz7jb Год назад +1

      Lol

  • @alyssadileone6806
    @alyssadileone6806 3 года назад +5593

    Alex isn't the main character in this show, its Schlatt. Secretly, they were all gay for gayschlatt.

    • @trash5159
      @trash5159 3 года назад +30

      this comment sums up twt in a nutshell

    • @noah9373
      @noah9373 3 года назад +75

      At the beginning of the show I thought schlatt was the rajjchelor and I thought there was 10 big hot men and one small hot woman competing for his love

    • @lordduckie1582
      @lordduckie1582 3 года назад +9

      @@noah9373 just like he dreamed

    • @lackinthebox
      @lackinthebox 3 года назад

      Factual

    • @horiadirvareanu4605
      @horiadirvareanu4605 3 года назад +1

      i mean id be

  • @bradycameron1715
    @bradycameron1715 3 года назад +5551

    He sounds like he is telling this story to his grand kids

  • @alexanderf.3924
    @alexanderf.3924 2 года назад +966

    I love how in the final round, Schlatt talks about what he wants to do with her, but Fed just talks about himself the whole time. Really made the right choice there Alex.

    • @maxwellwellman
      @maxwellwellman Год назад +29

      this is why women shouldnt fucking get the choice on god
      Papa Botez should've picked for her

    • @GwoenrWhen
      @GwoenrWhen Год назад +184

      @@maxwellwellman wtf??? What’s your problem

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper Год назад +108

      @@maxwellwellman yikes

    • @that1guy324
      @that1guy324 Год назад +72

      @@maxwellwellman bro needs to relax 💀

    • @spurrit7156
      @spurrit7156 Год назад +60

      ​@@maxwellwellman bro wanted her more than fed and schlatt 💀

  • @deenreviews
    @deenreviews 3 года назад +519

    When you actually watch the full love or host from austin you will actually notice that schlatt listens more than talks. This is why I thought schlatt would have won, because he was actually trying and being his real self instead of the comedic genius we see here. Theweeklyslap by far is my favorite channel for its realism but if im looking for something funny or goofy to watch, I look at jschlatt live.
    This video doesn’t really capture schlatt’s full appearance on the show, however it makes sense since this is the goofy side of him.

    • @cookieblobber
      @cookieblobber 2 года назад +32

      I can definitely see what you mean, his sudden speech talking about what he thinks about her so far and how she seems to actually be in this same level of banter as him really shows he’s been focusing and listening to what’s she saying or how she’s reacting to things being said in the call

  • @irishbadger3242
    @irishbadger3242 3 года назад +1299

    How to get a girl with Jschlatt:
    Gun

  • @fwdooms2540
    @fwdooms2540 3 года назад +3483

    Jshlatt tomorrow: thinking about 10 big hot men

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 3 года назад +812

    "I choose fedmyster"
    Everyone like a month later: Very poor decision

    • @oreooreo4252
      @oreooreo4252 2 года назад +4

      what happened

    • @ThePastelninja
      @ThePastelninja 2 года назад

      @@oreooreo4252 idk

    • @kramyul8454
      @kramyul8454 2 года назад +4

      @@oreooreo4252 uhhhhh

    • @Spoiled_Eggroll
      @Spoiled_Eggroll 2 года назад +25

      @@oreooreo4252 Fed may or may not have sexually assaulted various women

    • @necrotazer
      @necrotazer 2 года назад +41

      @@Spoiled_Eggroll not assaulted per say, but mainly harassed them, which is still fucking horrible

  • @shoobzy3431
    @shoobzy3431 3 года назад +399

    So nobody is gonna mention he lost a chess game in 2 turns....that takes talent.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 года назад +5

      It literally doesn't. Its the exact opposite of talent

    • @TheAndermany
      @TheAndermany 2 года назад +2

      @@TheTGOAC shut up, you're a smoking salmon

    • @Vaggie11
      @Vaggie11 2 года назад +9

      What are the odds if this was not staged.

    • @BladeClatter
      @BladeClatter 2 года назад +17

      @@TheTGOAC it takes talent for that to even happen

    • @mrexists5400
      @mrexists5400 Год назад +5

      it's literally called Fool's Mate, because it takes a fool to blunder their king like that

  • @2Pii
    @2Pii 3 года назад +2260

    this has aged either incredibly poorly or incredibly well. not sure which

    • @artderuiter2712
      @artderuiter2712 3 года назад +6

      How come

    • @kylemorrison6162
      @kylemorrison6162 3 года назад +144

      @Jade Lee I think the correct term is sexual harassment, at least as far as whats been made public

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 года назад +82

      Both, Alex chose Fed over our giga chad Schlatt - Bad
      Schlatt said he hates Fed multiple times throghout the video - Epical

    • @jacobbartlett331
      @jacobbartlett331 3 года назад +16

      It’s been a day it has barely aged at all

    • @nothingvaluabletolookat5901
      @nothingvaluabletolookat5901 3 года назад +5

      For Jschlatt incredibly

  • @un_kn0wn427
    @un_kn0wn427 3 года назад +990

    This was deadass a whole scheme just to smack talk minx even more.

    • @bambampewpew32
      @bambampewpew32 3 года назад +16

      I was looking for a comment about Minx

    • @Nickay_Sheep
      @Nickay_Sheep 3 года назад +1

      On god

    • @benextinction__144
      @benextinction__144 3 года назад +8

      Nah schlatt went love, his first ever time doing so on Love or Host. But he did smack talk minx more still of course

  • @vanneh5654
    @vanneh5654 3 года назад +368

    Fed really pulled the “I was in a bad relationship” card huh

    • @noahwells9493
      @noahwells9493 2 года назад

      69th like

    • @milkman-30
      @milkman-30 2 года назад +3

      man, can only wonder why.

    • @nataliaf.176
      @nataliaf.176 Год назад +3

      If I were Alexandra, I would’ve felt incredibly uncomfortable and I cannot explain to myself why she didn’t choose schlatt

  • @makayla6525
    @makayla6525 3 года назад +121

    Love the fact that he was so open about hating fed, even then.

  • @mikeallard2892
    @mikeallard2892 3 года назад +2221

    Schlatt prayed a little too hard this Sunday and ended up ruining Feds entire career

    • @issbryan6992
      @issbryan6992 3 года назад +67

      Thank you George

    • @tanner1466
      @tanner1466 3 года назад +98

      Well said, past president of the United States, George W Bush.

    • @loganwood1236
      @loganwood1236 3 года назад +26

      No, fed ruined his own career

    • @italianstallion7272
      @italianstallion7272 3 года назад +4

      Tanner mission accomplished

    • @mr.boxh3ad931
      @mr.boxh3ad931 3 года назад +4

      Be honest, the the shoes ricochet and hit you in the nuts?

  • @moejorgan
    @moejorgan 3 года назад +4728

    Turns out Schlatt isn't the only one who hates Fedmeister

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 года назад +171

      That quote aged beautifully lol

    • @retrolps234
      @retrolps234 3 года назад +23

      What happened with him?

    • @wikipediathefreeencycloped613
      @wikipediathefreeencycloped613 3 года назад +225

      @@retrolps234 he got kicked out of the offline TV streaming team because he did some pretty gross things to the girls there

    • @saulrivera6303
      @saulrivera6303 3 года назад +10

      @@wikipediathefreeencycloped613 What happened exactly tho dont know much about this

    • @Jaxl8
      @Jaxl8 3 года назад +60

      @@saulrivera6303 got drunk and got a lil touchy touchy with some of the girls. And poki hasint said her stuff

  • @huhwhatwhy
    @huhwhatwhy 3 года назад +213

    Fed literally just defended himself the whole time. He didn't exactly put effort into anything else

  • @jjoshu_a
    @jjoshu_a 3 года назад +124

    "she's not going to see this one coming"
    famous last words

  • @sillybehaviour
    @sillybehaviour 3 года назад +1571

    he’s still trying to convince us he’s not gay

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 3 года назад +2003

    I feel like Schlatt must have been really interested if he stopped doing a bit for 5 seconds and got real.

    • @jasper2016
      @jasper2016 3 года назад +34

      Perhaps that was another bit

    • @jubiejumps217
      @jubiejumps217 3 года назад +33

      Jasper nah that was something real

    • @gmorales7167
      @gmorales7167 3 года назад +25

      That ending was actually kinda saddening ngl

    • @CasperSpencer
      @CasperSpencer 3 года назад +2

      It's all just a bit again, like 300% at least

    • @___-ni8vt
      @___-ni8vt 3 года назад +16

      @Stanislav Hronek look at his weeklyslap channel

  • @evvrry
    @evvrry 3 года назад +64

    Fed: *uses dark backstory to win*
    Jschlatt: "fuck you"

  • @Color_Splsh
    @Color_Splsh 3 года назад +673

    Q: whats your perfect date
    Schlatt: what would YOU like?
    Fed: im just so lonely and single boo hoo 😭

  • @garfield8793
    @garfield8793 3 года назад +2169

    Bruh at first I didn’t realize that this was schlatt on another persons dating show and this wasn’t a bunch of dudes and one girl trying to date him

    • @allien.777
      @allien.777 3 года назад +32

      Same here

    • @argtjej
      @argtjej 3 года назад +48

      Would’ve made more sense

    • @dearmarss
      @dearmarss 3 года назад +53

      yeah dude! i was so happy for him because i thought he finally got 9 of his 10 big men 😔

    • @garfield8793
      @garfield8793 3 года назад

      why did people like this comment

    • @jothepro1013
      @jothepro1013 3 года назад

      @@garfield8793 Lmaoo, cause it w as funny

  • @tylersmith6252
    @tylersmith6252 3 года назад +6958

    Schlatt was out here hating fed HOURS before everyone else

    • @Katarsys12k
      @Katarsys12k 3 года назад +84

      I’m not defending him but after talking about it with friends I don’t feel mad or hate him, I’m just disappointed and ashamed

    • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal
      @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal 3 года назад +14

      Mans a genius

    • @Jaxl8
      @Jaxl8 3 года назад +334

      @@Katarsys12k yuh if you ain't mad about sexual assault thats kinda wierd

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 3 года назад +74

      Hydrowo I'm not MAD that he sexually assaulted multiple women. Just disappointed.

    • @serene-illusion
      @serene-illusion 3 года назад +5

      @@Katarsys12k same here bud. It hurts, really

  • @justsnapple8764
    @justsnapple8764 3 года назад +123

    I like how fed gave such a mother-hood statement as his defense as to why she shoukd pick him. While schlatt over here be tellin the truth, he's legit being realistic

  • @Shortmansyndromexd
    @Shortmansyndromexd 3 года назад +223

    Evreyone: omg schlatts on a dating show
    Me: how are they speaking when their all on mute

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 3 года назад +22

      They talk thru discord

  • @jahmes9109
    @jahmes9109 3 года назад +4239

    It’s an obvious fact that jschlatt was better than fed

    • @finn3494
      @finn3494 3 года назад +385

      Well this is now more true than ever

    • @restlessGuy69
      @restlessGuy69 3 года назад +145

      Well.......yeah....this is actually 100% true

    • @chasepatterson128
      @chasepatterson128 3 года назад +227

      This aged quite well

    • @chegg4312
      @chegg4312 3 года назад +13

      Milk Man wait what happened?

    • @corporalclegg5057
      @corporalclegg5057 3 года назад +46

      Yeah fed had too much ego

  • @chrisgarcia3555
    @chrisgarcia3555 3 года назад +2413

    You’re telling me that Schlatt isn’t 27 and didn’t get his masters from Harvard?

    • @markmark6320
      @markmark6320 3 года назад +97

      He's all of those

    • @rattango9819
      @rattango9819 3 года назад +140

      I thought he was a killer from 1987 where he murdered 10 guys with his steel toe boots

    • @codydunnell7951
      @codydunnell7951 3 года назад +6

      He received his master's then went back

    • @SAMPLETEXT285
      @SAMPLETEXT285 3 года назад +8

      Did you forget he now owns a firearm...but im not to sure if that has to do with anything

    • @SweetMargonade
      @SweetMargonade 3 года назад

      He did but he continues schooling to further up until he dropped out last year

  • @Forrsch
    @Forrsch 3 года назад +521

    After watching these love or hosts, here is a little synopsis on "how to get with the ladies" by observing the big man himself
    1) confidence: unless you're sykkuno, you'll need to walk around with some confidence. Its simple, obvious, and incredibly hard to get a hold of. A lot of guys are not confident, but by mastering it just makes you that much ahead of the game. Say what you say like you mean it, and do what you do like you meant to do it. One way to get more confident is just by socializing. Don't worry, im having trouble with this too
    2) the funny: 80% of a man's worth is in their comedic value. Being funny is something most guys are, but the crux is that your jokes become stale when talking to someone outside your comfort zone. This relates back to confidence. When you tell a joke, deliver it like you know its gonna get a laugh, even if it might not. Sometimes schlatt just says very random things or does weird actions but he does so with so much confidence and with the right cadence that it turns hilarious. Again, to be quick enough to makes these jokes, socializing is a good remedy. Just talk
    3) dead serious: being serious at the right time. This helps you become not cringe, and cringe is the last thing you want to be in any situation. This means dialing back the funny and reading the room.
    conlusion: getting a girl seems like a lot of work. mainly because it is. Personally, I would give up by now, but you go get em gamer

    • @Spoiled_Eggroll
      @Spoiled_Eggroll 2 года назад +26

      Thanks generic roblox pfp

    • @Daniel-iu6ce
      @Daniel-iu6ce 2 года назад +21

      That is honestly good advice for pretty much anything. Thanks I guess lmao

    • @cookieblobber
      @cookieblobber 2 года назад +1

      So basically it all comes down to just being confident with what you do and say?

    • @sophieem2240
      @sophieem2240 2 года назад +8

      as a girl i can confirm

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 года назад +2

      Touch grass holy shit this is fucking cringe

  • @cognitive7327
    @cognitive7327 3 года назад +41

    “Are you latina”
    “I’m from Romania”
    “So do you speak Spanish or what?”

  • @jordandelancey2787
    @jordandelancey2787 3 года назад +4039

    Dad: Are ya winning son?
    Schlatt: “I just bought a gun.”

    • @Name-ul8es
      @Name-ul8es 3 года назад +22

      more like 'I lost in 2 moves.'

    • @Jtshowden
      @Jtshowden 3 года назад +8

      i hate how i can hear EXACTLY how he'd say that

    • @andrive
      @andrive 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @justace1448
    @justace1448 3 года назад +9675

    Schlatt’s guide on how to get girls:
    1. gun
    2. profit

  • @RaltySalty
    @RaltySalty 3 года назад +87

    Slime: writes Alex’s name on his chest using a sharpie*
    Alternate universe Schlatt: shoots Alex’s name onto a wall*

  • @Duskforge
    @Duskforge 3 года назад +38

    4:47 Translation:
    "Hello everyone, I don't know why Austin thinks I speak Mandarin because I can't speak very good Mandarin" I think that gets the point across even tho i dont think I made a perfect translation

  • @Johntez-no2yx
    @Johntez-no2yx 3 года назад +3420

    just schlatt's physical recoil when he hears that fed likes his steak well done

    • @clareja6719
      @clareja6719 3 года назад +125

      Fed clearly doesn’t understand that microwaved steak is superior

    • @kalminiii7477
      @kalminiii7477 3 года назад +53

      Fed clearly doesn’t understand that mouthwarmed stake is superior

    • @nightlight558
      @nightlight558 3 года назад +37

      and with ketchup did no one here that shit

    • @scribblyart7956
      @scribblyart7956 3 года назад +1

      Joaquin Novoa it was so disgusting

    • @anthonyantonucci8981
      @anthonyantonucci8981 3 года назад +1

      Had flashbacks of this Ubereats steaks.

  • @beretsch
    @beretsch 3 года назад +1945

    i didn't even realize that schlatt was holding his glock when fed was having his 1 on 1 with alex

    • @luhree_
      @luhree_ 3 года назад +27

      Philip MacLean No

    • @liammann6779
      @liammann6779 3 года назад

      same

    • @eggplant8214
      @eggplant8214 3 года назад +1

      @@philipmaclean1560 No

    • @epearl_tv
      @epearl_tv 3 года назад +1

      Philip MacLean you’re crazy to think there’s more to these shows than content and making things intense. There’s nothing after these shows are over. It’s not like they’re getting married.

  • @Overseer599
    @Overseer599 Год назад +17

    “I fucking hate Fedmyster”
    For once something that actually aged well

  • @keyboardghost6545
    @keyboardghost6545 3 года назад +131

    I am very charmed by schlatt. How he catches up with her afterwards to play chess just proves he was the better choice just saying:)

  • @lemonlordminecraft
    @lemonlordminecraft 3 года назад +3418

    There is no way he didn't genuinely look up "how to lose chess in 2 moves".

    • @randomt_1468
      @randomt_1468 3 года назад +83

      I actually looked up this after reading this comment lol.

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 3 года назад +226

      Yeah he did it on purpose

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +46

      @@Oblivion9873 Well yeah, everything is a bit

    • @charliemcmillan4230
      @charliemcmillan4230 3 года назад +31

      Ye, called the fool’s checkmate

    • @josiahday5965
      @josiahday5965 3 года назад +2

      Charlie McMillan that’s not it but

  • @jacksonfake2062
    @jacksonfake2062 3 года назад +1577

    The man competing in this show wasn’t jschaltt, it was TheWeeklySlap.

    • @ollieolii8137
      @ollieolii8137 3 года назад +41

      I knew I recognized him from somewhere

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm 3 года назад +8

      I'm still waiting for the next video

    • @baeu8360
      @baeu8360 3 года назад +6

      This is a comment stolen from someone else who themselves stole it from the vod of the show

  • @TheDinosinaurus
    @TheDinosinaurus 3 года назад +28

    i love how the board in the back says “I LOVE CHESS :)” in the beginning

  • @po5533
    @po5533 3 года назад +17

    "I got a gun" "I want to make a good impression"

  • @mpg01
    @mpg01 3 года назад +553

    Surprised he didn't have the baby hanging in the background during the whole thing.

    • @monsieurgrontelius4145
      @monsieurgrontelius4145 3 года назад +10

      That would have been golden xD

    • @L00KE.13
      @L00KE.13 3 года назад +6

      Austin wouldn't of let him with how strict twitch TOS is now

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 3 года назад +2

      Yuto?

  • @joshualaing9711
    @joshualaing9711 3 года назад +2132

    Schlatt: Are you calling me gay now?
    Also Schlatt: 10 Big hot steamy men

    • @creeper1087
      @creeper1087 3 года назад +44

      "iM gAy"
      Gayschlatt 2020

    • @jamesbaird7435
      @jamesbaird7435 3 года назад +12

      creeper 108 *scatman’s world plays*

    • @abbiea-c
      @abbiea-c 3 года назад +12

      also schlatt in the last eboys video “the eboys are gay & i am too”

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 3 года назад +2

      i'd invest in 10 big hot steamy men

    • @cooldude626
      @cooldude626 3 года назад +3

      Also Schlatt: James Charles 😳🥰😍✨

  • @palskhip8546
    @palskhip8546 2 года назад +24

    dude seeing fed now after all that stuff came out actually makes so much sense. Like he is almost being manipulative

    • @Cheekymeerkat
      @Cheekymeerkat 2 года назад

      What did he do?

    • @NovelNote
      @NovelNote 2 года назад

      @@Cheekymeerkat I’m not exactly positive what happened but he sexually harassed several women, I think only a few months after this.

  • @ehehe7745
    @ehehe7745 3 года назад +83

    Here in Texas, we tell people who like their steak well done to leave.

  • @misfitbrit199
    @misfitbrit199 3 года назад +3009

    Girl: "Why should I date you, schlatt?"
    Schlatt: *racks pistol*

    • @Phobos_Thanatos
      @Phobos_Thanatos 3 года назад +25

      Yeah that seems about right

    • @dnasu
      @dnasu 3 года назад +39

      @@Phobos_Thanatos damn that name

    • @alljustnugget
      @alljustnugget 3 года назад +7

      I actually laughed at that.

    • @floppalova
      @floppalova 3 года назад

      @@Phobos_Thanatos Wtf that username tho

    • @Phobos_Thanatos
      @Phobos_Thanatos 3 года назад +5

      The Puppeteer don’t question it move along move along

  • @maglev_
    @maglev_ 3 года назад +8645

    Schlatt hated fedmyster before hating fedmyster was a thing

    • @PlacidSine
      @PlacidSine 3 года назад +270

      I always hated fed, garbage content that gets praised by virgins and incels

    • @bongotoucan7913
      @bongotoucan7913 3 года назад +123

      LlamaLad fed is that one friend that never grew out of his teens

    • @checkmate1826
      @checkmate1826 3 года назад +16

      Hate Fed hate Feds simple as

    • @yammolcho8127
      @yammolcho8127 3 года назад +11

      Before Fedmyster was a sperm, he hated him

    • @youugly7760
      @youugly7760 3 года назад +2

      @@yammolcho8127 👍

  • @YoyIeCake
    @YoyIeCake 3 года назад +31

    Can we talk about how schlatt lost a chess game in the quickest way possible

  • @JonasAmick
    @JonasAmick 3 года назад +20

    Fed might have won
    Shlatt might have those buns
    But Ludwig brought the gun

  • @soggyramen6031
    @soggyramen6031 3 года назад +903

    This felt like 10 big hot men dating rather than 1 woman dating 10 big hot men

  • @Danielle-yc3mr
    @Danielle-yc3mr 3 года назад +22801

    She really picked a guy who likes well-done steak over someone who can soothe a crying baby with just one wii nunchuk

    • @pyrosnappy7641
      @pyrosnappy7641 3 года назад +500

      These are really sad times

    • @Shockguey
      @Shockguey 3 года назад +953

      "My last relationship was terrible"
      I don't understand how she didn't see that giant red flag right there.

    • @bob_the1st
      @bob_the1st 3 года назад +153

      what you mean schlatt had a good steak. made it freeze then microwaved it and got it chard . i'd rather well done

    • @flamgofan9821
      @flamgofan9821 3 года назад +432

      She chose a freakish sex addicted man with a sign that literally says his own name

    • @raise5051
      @raise5051 3 года назад +47

      @@flamgofan9821 true

  • @angrymandanthecommenter
    @angrymandanthecommenter 10 месяцев назад +6

    Schlatt messin around then clutching every doubt someone has with something emotional is amazing

  • @matthewthomas1994
    @matthewthomas1994 2 года назад +18

    Austin: Do politics matter?
    Schlatt: uh oh
    I feel that on a personal level

  • @xVCommandoVx
    @xVCommandoVx 3 года назад +4535

    Jschlatt got all the ladies, he just had to flex his Wii bowling skills.

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 3 года назад +46

      In my opinion he should've shown them baby yuta especially his fathering skills

    • @Bennieboy918
      @Bennieboy918 3 года назад +12

      The only lover he needs is matt

    • @tyy4635
      @tyy4635 3 года назад +18

      @@edouard9687 I wouldn't call him a good father, he smokes when he's stressed, shoots anyone who comes in his office and disrespects English sweets.

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 3 года назад +12

      @@tyy4635 so does my dad, but I turned out alright

    • @amginne9714
      @amginne9714 3 года назад +8

      @@tyy4635 he also hung his last child with a wii remote and timbs

  • @monkeywrench8379
    @monkeywrench8379 3 года назад +975

    Disappointing, he didn't say he'll re-microwave a steak for her

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 года назад +6

      Ouch

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 3 года назад +2

      i would re microwave a cake for our wedding

    • @YYY66767
      @YYY66767 3 года назад

      Hey gurl. Wanna come over to my place. I microeave some chicken fingers for u

  • @Sasquatch_101
    @Sasquatch_101 3 года назад +8

    In all fairness, by her reaction, she didn’t see it coming.

  • @secretlydadumbest7427
    @secretlydadumbest7427 Год назад +7

    2:10 that aged extremely well

  • @tylerf0282
    @tylerf0282 3 года назад +1632

    Jschlatt tomorrow: Thinking about love

  • @shmurda9365
    @shmurda9365 3 года назад +2867

    Not fair fed won he already knew how to manipulate women

  • @r0gu353
    @r0gu353 2 года назад +4

    when you pick fed. that didn't age so well

  • @nikkoa.3639
    @nikkoa.3639 3 года назад +6

    Yo. Schlatt's date ideas sound amazing. I looked up Rose's Pizza and the choices looked so good, then the intrepid looked so serene and cool. To whoever dates this man, all to you cause that's definitely an amazing plan.

  • @McDee
    @McDee 3 года назад +12364

    schlatt chose love because he is trying to convince people he isn't gay

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  3 года назад +9005

      why would you say this

    • @ethanminkow7200
      @ethanminkow7200 3 года назад +1672

      jschlattLIVE you aren’t denying it?!?

    • @swisscheeese
      @swisscheeese 3 года назад +382

      he has a point

    • @II-gj1jw
      @II-gj1jw 3 года назад +313

      We got em boys

    • @lucasdaniels1112
      @lucasdaniels1112 3 года назад +185

      jschlattLIVE we see through your deceit big guy

  • @putterz
    @putterz 3 года назад +4638

    Schlatt on the community page tomorrow: thinking about shooting FED

  • @nabs5239
    @nabs5239 3 года назад +4

    "i fucking hate fedmyster" me too schlatt

  • @ltrain7715
    @ltrain7715 Год назад +12

    That chess bit was fucking hilarious

  • @thomasbartlett9799
    @thomasbartlett9799 3 года назад +1813

    Schlatts community tab tomorrow: “Thinking about chess”

    • @chewfee956
      @chewfee956 3 года назад +9

      *Rose’s Pizza and Gun Reform

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 3 года назад +2

      Funny thing me and my friends made like jokes that chess would be racist. It didn't age well

    • @Dead_Weight21
      @Dead_Weight21 3 года назад +1

      @@edouard9687 what a world, right?

    • @Nova-3-
      @Nova-3- 3 года назад +2

      thinking about.

  • @umm_ok_lmao298
    @umm_ok_lmao298 3 года назад +2085

    Plot twist: schlatt has become one of the big hot men he’s always talking about

  • @gavinmerasty7001
    @gavinmerasty7001 2 года назад +3

    "I GOT A FUCKING GUN NOW TOO"
    was probably my favorite part

  • @PurooRoy
    @PurooRoy 2 года назад +6

    16:25 the reason you're here.

  • @alexfehrenbacher7217
    @alexfehrenbacher7217 3 года назад +1672

    “Fed, how would you describe yourself” Fed: fed

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 3 года назад +12641

    Jschlatt lost the match
    *But FED lost his career*

    • @samuelsomfan
      @samuelsomfan 3 года назад +983

      As the famous saying goes: schlatt may have lost the battle, but fed lost the war.

    • @limppancake481
      @limppancake481 3 года назад +440

      @@samuelsomfan - Sun Tzu Art Of War

    • @dumbass4204
      @dumbass4204 3 года назад +144

      Dude spoilers

    • @colem209
      @colem209 3 года назад +145

      dumbass ikr, was just about to read The Art Of War by Sun Tzu. Gotta stay knowledgeable about eastern philosophy.😀😀

    • @Nazhoasleep
      @Nazhoasleep 3 года назад +12

      Its what he gets for having Alexandra choose him

  • @shoulda1724
    @shoulda1724 3 года назад +3

    "my last relationship was really bad and i learned alot from it"
    you sure did fed

  • @spqmonster616
    @spqmonster616 3 года назад +15

    When she beat you in 2 moves I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @25schooledu
    @25schooledu 3 года назад +3002

    The fact that Schlatt now has a gun that he can use for Bits shows his level above the rest

    • @ike9823
      @ike9823 3 года назад +42

      I don’t think he only uses it for bits😳

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 3 года назад +16

      @Nate Zou Zhao it was plenty loud enough, it was further from the mic, and he wasn't trying to make the sound obvious, like the video you mentioned

    • @raquetdude
      @raquetdude 3 года назад +1

      Or break TOS

    • @ampstamp
      @ampstamp 3 года назад +1

      The fact that schlatt owns a gun scares me

    • @lils426
      @lils426 3 года назад +1

      Nate Zou Zhao I think it’s airsoft, he had one in the misfits camping video

  • @samjohnson374
    @samjohnson374 3 года назад +1991

    Schlatt's comments about Fed aged like fine, fine wine

    • @thegiganshow300
      @thegiganshow300 3 года назад +4

      Why what happened?

    • @bigburrito7378
      @bigburrito7378 3 года назад +51

      @@thegiganshow300 allegedly fed raped/tuched a girl withouts her consent

    • @bdp1235
      @bdp1235 3 года назад +40

      Pacsika Levente actually multiple girls several times

    • @lyalas
      @lyalas 3 года назад +52

      @@bigburrito7378 no rape , only sexual harrasment from what I've seen

    • @maddytaylor-jeffs7771
      @maddytaylor-jeffs7771 3 года назад +11

      @@lyalas stfu "only"

  • @noahlindauer
    @noahlindauer 27 дней назад +1

    Funniest thing is feds last speech on the one on one is almost word for word what schlatt said a few rounds earlier with being on the same intellectual wavelength

  • @ethanparsley2555
    @ethanparsley2555 3 года назад +12

    1:40
    “Oh my god Bob”

  • @shutupcoomer7085
    @shutupcoomer7085 3 года назад +643

    He went from gay to christian to a libertarian.

    • @daviddotorg
      @daviddotorg 3 года назад +30

      Those are the same thing.

    • @Lithuania8634
      @Lithuania8634 3 года назад +10

      Still waiting for him to go Auth-Right

    • @johncurtis118
      @johncurtis118 3 года назад +7

      *catholic*

    • @factsandlogic.8762
      @factsandlogic.8762 3 года назад +5

      at this point i can't tell if he's a character or being genuine

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX 3 года назад +5

      @@factsandlogic.8762 mix of both, how we like it

  • @chappytheshort4700
    @chappytheshort4700 3 года назад +918

    This wasn't schlatt, this was theweeklyslap.

    • @Connor._.06
      @Connor._.06 3 года назад +92

      Yah I really feel like he wasn’t doing any bits and was being genuine

    • @sooiroelandt7430
      @sooiroelandt7430 3 года назад +19

      Stolen comment

    • @chappytheshort4700
      @chappytheshort4700 3 года назад +67

      @@Connor._.06 he didn't really do any bits or jokes except the gun part and the James Charles part and at the end you can tell he was genuinely sad

    • @leafyspace_1329
      @leafyspace_1329 3 года назад +2

      Sooi Roelandt he probably stole it from somebody who stole from somebody else

    • @bennyboiii1196
      @bennyboiii1196 3 года назад

      mhm, yes it sure was.

  • @thomasthepaintrain8880
    @thomasthepaintrain8880 3 года назад +1

    Slime: *gets rejected*
    Slime: *acquires gun*

  • @UrMom-hu2el
    @UrMom-hu2el 2 года назад +3

    Fed played the pity me card

  • @connorviz99
    @connorviz99 3 года назад +2406

    This was genuinely devastating. He had to throw that chess bit in there to give us all some semblance of the joy that was lost in those preceding 16 and a half minutes

    • @ClassicaI
      @ClassicaI 3 года назад +8

      yea

    • @slitzerbitz1389
      @slitzerbitz1389 3 года назад +2

      Wym?

    • @XxRatGodxX
      @XxRatGodxX 3 года назад +4

      No he didn't him and wilber talked about hot pockets for 15 minutes and didnt care

  • @CrabLegsWinston
    @CrabLegsWinston 3 года назад +7604

    "So does political views matter when picking a partner"
    Schlatt: "oh no"

    • @0ddreyXx
      @0ddreyXx 3 года назад +255

      Destiny: “OH YEEEEAAAAH”

    • @skylertremblay3395
      @skylertremblay3395 3 года назад +145

      axolotiiy yeah I figured destiny would say something on politics

    • @k1ng__23
      @k1ng__23 3 года назад +2

      No

    • @qwite9309
      @qwite9309 3 года назад +52

      axolotiiy if only you were to see his comments on his website he was so fucking mad when he got kicked

    • @leea4828
      @leea4828 3 года назад +4

      Time stamp???

  • @fafflerproductions
    @fafflerproductions 5 месяцев назад +2

    Goddamn, you can tell when schlatt is speaking from the heart. He's good at improvising

  • @eoinschell4721
    @eoinschell4721 3 года назад +10

    3:58 I love how aggressive schlatt gets like a cat

  • @sonjohono1
    @sonjohono1 3 года назад +732

    “I bought a gun, yesterday.”
    That being his first impression is so Schlatt

  • @8mitch_
    @8mitch_ 3 года назад +2704

    Me and my Romanian homies speaking Spanish to each other like: I ∴╎ꖎꖎ ᒷꖎ╎ᒲ╎リᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᒲ╎↸↸ꖎᒷ ᓵꖎᔑᓭᓭ

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 3 года назад +140

      i wasn't paying attention and actually thought you posted minecraft enchantment table script
      edit: wait fuck it is

    • @RayceVR
      @RayceVR 3 года назад +100

      Bruh, he enchanted his words with fire aspect. Because he’s speaking fire 🔥.

    • @8mitch_
      @8mitch_ 3 года назад +55

      hi there it is. It says “I will eliminate the middle class”

    • @anormaluser5750
      @anormaluser5750 3 года назад +3

      Qué mierda

    • @ricc_2088
      @ricc_2088 3 года назад +6

      He speaking enchanted table doe 😨

  • @DapperCinema
    @DapperCinema 10 месяцев назад +1

    I keep watching schlatt, he isn’t much older than me around 4 years and the more i learn about the personalities he puts on or about him as a person i keep seeing bits of myself and its so comforting knowing someone like me can do smth amazing and be an inspiration to millions including me. I consider myself a failure and completely useless but clearly i just have some work to do. Thank you schlatt

  • @ogGort
    @ogGort 3 года назад +1

    It's rlly cool hearing schlatt talk about all the locations in New York because I live there and I visited most of the stuff except the pizza joint

  • @DumbAndArbitrary
    @DumbAndArbitrary 3 года назад +548

    “Thinking of how much I hate Fed.”

    • @Vex-VII
      @Vex-VII 3 года назад +4

      Let's see

    • @justinsex9444
      @justinsex9444 3 года назад +4

      Honestly i hate fed too, i cant seem to like him very much. He does edit videos very well.

    • @marcuszucc4780
      @marcuszucc4780 3 года назад +3

      He likes steak well done so yeah

    • @DumbAndArbitrary
      @DumbAndArbitrary 3 года назад +1

      Marcus Zucc and if he hasn’t taken his war crime far enough he has to put ketchup on it

    • @k_benicool
      @k_benicool 3 года назад +2

      Welp

  • @Pleshie
    @Pleshie 3 года назад +747

    This might just be the realest we will ever see schlatt be on this channel

    • @saltysnowflake5832
      @saltysnowflake5832 3 года назад +72

      You should check out TheWeeklySlap

    • @liluthetemperance
      @liluthetemperance 3 года назад +7

      He fuckin' bragged about having a gun, it seems like he is always pretty real

    • @FinexYT
      @FinexYT 3 года назад +3

      weeklyslap?

    • @sea3644
      @sea3644 3 года назад +11

      Theweeklyslap (his lesser known channel) is where he talks about whatever is on his mind or answers questions for fans. It's probably the realest version of Schlatt we will ever get tbh. He's so genuine on that channel and its filled with a lot of great advice.

  • @blakefleeting4099
    @blakefleeting4099 Год назад +2

    Ludwig coming in clutch with that rifle for Slime

  • @facemcshooty6602
    @facemcshooty6602 3 года назад +3

    fed's date felt like some sort of apology video

  • @extremelyonline
    @extremelyonline 3 года назад +4337

    Fed always plays the “pity me” card

    • @Mcguy215
      @Mcguy215 3 года назад +40

      ◉_◉

    • @jabbamanpro
      @jabbamanpro 3 года назад +227

      manipulation tactic

    • @iimiqwii2786
      @iimiqwii2786 3 года назад +64

      it’s gross

    • @recoveryemail1046
      @recoveryemail1046 3 года назад +62

      Oh noooo I'm so so wonewy, pwease go on a date wiv me.
      {}={}

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 3 года назад +44

      Lol glad he didn't get to meet her, based on his reputation

  • @fatkidplaysgames925
    @fatkidplaysgames925 3 года назад +2102

    Schlatt recoils when fed says he like well done steak when he literally microwaves his steak to reheat it

  • @E579Gaming
    @E579Gaming 7 месяцев назад +2

    Schlatt roasting fed was just great

  • @alik9783
    @alik9783 11 месяцев назад +3

    I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS IS THE CONTEXT FOR THE CHESS CLIP